Red Flag Rodeo!

Fri Nov 22 2024

Episode #641: Bryan & Krissy dive into the plethora of red flags that our listeners sent in. These are RED red. Gladiator II Chicken Fry drama Red Flags! Being different around friends/family Producer Christina supports you, Story #2!!!!! Bryan’s “d-d-d-d-duhhhh” Polyamory red flags They = nonbinary A rainbow red flag! Guru BG & Yogi Hoadley Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Brian Green (0:00)

Is me. On the scale of caring, I'm at zero. Therefore, since negative caring is impossible, or rather is simply caring of another sort, love and hate being different sides of the same coin, etc. Etc. I couldn't care less. On this episode of the commercial break. I do agree with Chrissy on this one. You will learn as you go along. It's not like I'm here to tell you that I'm some wise. Like I'm the third wise man.

Kristen Joy Hoadley (0:28)

Wait, you are Guru, Guru, gbg.

Brian Green (0:34)

That's true. I am. It's true. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. 12:30 in the morning. Oh, yeah. Guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

Kristen Joy Hoadley (0:55)

Best to you, Brian.

Brian Green (0:56)

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I'm reading an interesting story. You know, we were talking about how the one time I met Denzel Washington at like a bar. And I remember distinctly from that interaction, now that I'm reading this story, that Denzel was drinking wine. Wine. Like I just remember now. It's like standing out to me that I remember thinking that was odd. That he was maybe not odd. I think it was red.

Kristen Joy Hoadley (1:22)

Okay.

Brian Green (1:22)

But I remember the wine glass. I just remember this distinctly. And now I'm reading that Denzel has been sober for 10 years and that he would drink two bottles of wine and every day for years for like 15 years on and off. And that he shot dope for a while and stuff like this. But he's been sober for 10 years.

Christina (1:38)

Yeah.

Brian Green (1:39)

Good for him because he said the wine did a lot of damage to his body and that he at one point had a 10,000 bottle wine cellar. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. When you have the 10,000 bottle wine cellar, it's hard not to drink the wine. You know what I'm saying?

Kristen Joy Hoadley (1:51)

Absolutely. God. Well, how is he in such good shape over all those movies?

Brian Green (1:56)

Well, I mean, I think Denzel is a big guy, right? In general, he's like a big boned guy. He's not a small human being. And when you see him in person, you realize that. But it's not like he's in great shape every movie. I mean, you know, think back on some of his, like now he looks a little skinnier, a little more top, like older in age. He's lost some of that like muscle weight and body weight. But there's a few movies where he's kind of got like dad bod going on, if I remember correctly. So that. That jives. That jives. You're drinking two bottles of wine a day. You're going to have dad bod for some reason.

Summary

The Commercial Break – Episode Summary

Podcast: The Commercial Break
Hosts: Bryan Green & Kristen Joy Hoadley
Episode: Red Flag Rodeo!
Date: November 22, 2024

Overview

This "Red Flag Rodeo" edition of The Commercial Break centers on toxic relationships and the all-too-familiar “red flags” that signal trouble ahead. With their signature irreverence, long-time friends and hosts Bryan and Krissy blend personal anecdotes, listener stories, and half-serious advice, all served with plenty of self-awareness and comic detours. The episode features a lively review of relationship mishaps, listener-submitted red flag stories (including polyamory gone awry), hot pop culture gossip, and pop-in discussions about Hollywood's new releases.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

Hollywood Banter & Celebrity News

Denzel Washington’s Sobriety:
- Bryan reminisces about seeing Denzel at a bar ("I remember distinctly from that interaction... Denzel was drinking wine." [01:00]), and they discuss Denzel’s recent sobriety.
- Discussion about how actors (Denzel, Tom Cruise, Will Ferrell) often just play themselves – to great effect.
- The duo riff on why blockbuster movies (Gladiator 2, Santa Claus sequels) keep getting made.

Pop Culture Drama: Chicken Fry & Zach Bryan

Country Star Melodrama:
- Bryan breaks down the feud between Barstool’s “Chicken Fry” and country singer Zach Bryan, referencing a (now deleted) video supposedly showing Zach’s abusive behavior.
- They poke fun at why anyone cares: "Dave Portnoy is doing what Howard Stern has done so well — make you care about people you otherwise don't give a shit about." [07:00]
- Krissy questions how these viral dramas would even get filmed ("I immediately reach for my phone and start filming you. And you keep going." [07:24]).
Toxic Relationship Reflection:
- Bryan brings up his own past toxic relationship:
  
  "I got into an argument with her, and it was so bad... My best friend called me... I just answered the phone, and this went on for like a half an hour. She was screaming, yelling, throwing things around." [07:47]
- Observes how such relationships lead to self-doubt and “gaslighting,” often causing you to stay too long.

Listener Letters: Relationship Red Flags

1. Silent Treatment in Public (Listener from North Carolina)

Red flag: Being affectionate in private but cold/quiet around friends and family.
Bryan adds:

"When someone is a different person with you outside of the house than they are inside... that is a huge red flag." [21:52]
The hosts discuss how isolating partners from loved ones is a major warning sign:

"When someone tries to cordon you off from friends and family, you gotta get out. Get out immediately." [25:50]

2. Red Flag Rodeo (Chicago Listener) – “Love is Blind… to Red Flags” [26:42]

Listener details dating a man whose charming surface masked…
1. Lack of Communication
  - Unwillingness to discuss feelings or be emotionally present.
2. Controlling Behavior
  - Comments about wardrobe and social circle ("He'd say things like, are you really wearing that to the bar?" [28:15]).
3. Excessive Jealousy
  - Obsessed with who she spoke to during outings; blew up her phone if she went out.
4. Gaslighting
  - Made her question her reactions by calling her "dramatic" for objecting to jealousy.
5. Public Put-downs
  - Made jokes at her expense in front of friends, dismissing her discomfort.
  "It's highly disrespectful... if someone has anxieties... you don't then bounce on those and use it for outside laughter." [31:19]
6. Inconsistent/“Mood Ring” Behavior
  - Hot and cold, never predictable.
7. Conflict Avoidance
  - Refused to resolve arguments or communicate through issues.
8. Blame Shifting
  - Made her feel responsible for every conflict.
9. Physical Aggression (Minor)
  - Knocked over a lamp in anger. Bryan and Krissy note this is a concern but treat as a warning unless directed at her.
10. Lack of Support
  - Was dismissive before her big work presentation ("I hope you don't mess it up." [37:03])
- Key Quote:
  
  "After a couple of months, I finally had enough when he suggested I should quit my job because it was stressing me out too much. I realized I had been losing myself in this relationship." [38:08]
- Hosts’ Take:
  - "Each one on its own you could maybe work through. But all together, they add up." [39:09]

3. Polyamorous Pitfalls (Los Angeles Listener) [41:30]

23-year-old joins a throuple ("I met an amazing couple, Alex and Jamie… They invited me to join their relationship.") [42:00]
Red Flags:
- No boundaries or expectations set ("They just say ‘we'll figure it out as we go’." [43:13])
- Jealousy from partner left out of events ("I hope you're having fun without me. Thanks for the invite.") [43:55]
- Inconsistency and exclusion (sometimes part of family activities, sometimes ignored for days)
- Deflection, avoidance, stonewalling when she seeks clarity ("Let's just enjoy the moment.")
- Pressuring boundaries ("Made me feel like needing alone time was wrong.")
- Upon exit, couple simply says: "This is how polyamory works. You have to be flexible." [50:33]
- Key Learning:
  
  "While polyamory can be beautiful, it needs to be built on strong communication, respect, and understanding." [51:01]
- Bryan’s Reflection:
  
  "Throuples... tricky. Polyamory: French for 'my relationship's not working.' (kidding!)" [50:17]
  "It's hard enough figuring it out with one person... when you make the conscious choice to have multiple people in the mix, it's going to be much harder." [52:17]

4. The Rainbow Red Flag Story (Miami Listener) [54:12]

34-year-old from Miami details dating "Brad the Red Flag":
- Evasive in conversation, withholding personality details.
- Critiqued wardrobe/appearance ("If I wanted a stylist, I'd call my mother." [56:10])
- Became intensely jealous and possessive in public.
- Swung between energetic and sullen moods, leaving partner uncertain what to expect.
- Sulked or lashed out instead of resolving minor issues (fight over pizza).
- Ultimately just “the wrong guy”: not outright abusive, but fundamentally mismatched.
- Key Reflection:
  
  "If you had known what you wanted, this was not it... This seems more of a mismatched couple to me." [59:00]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Bryan on Relationship Denial:

"The wrong that I did was stay in it way too long. It was clear from the beginning I was just an irritant to this human being. Why did I stay around?" [08:32]
On Emotional Games:

"Love is not bouncing on an open nerve." [31:19]
On Communication:

"Whether you're in a monogamous or polyamorous relationship, communication is the key. Don't ignore red flags." [51:10]
Krissy on Learning the Hard Way:

"It's also hard for somebody else to tell somebody else what to do... You learned it yourself and you said they were right." [52:13]
Guru BG & Yogi Hoadley Wrap-up:

"You gotta pay attention to yourself first... Then you'll never question how someone else communicates with you." [60:34]

Timestamps for Key Segments:

Denzel & Movie Banter: 00:55 – 05:44
Chicken Fry & Zach Bryan Drama: 05:44 – 10:44
Toxic Relationships, Gaslighting: 10:44 – 15:39
Red Flags – Listener Letter #1: 20:07 – 26:39
Red Flag Rodeo – Listener Letter #2: 26:39 – 39:34
Polyamory & Throupling – Listener Letter #3: 41:30 – 51:46
Rainbow Red Flag Story – Listener Letter #4: 54:12 – 59:48
Closing Takeaways: 60:00 – end

Tone and Style

Self-aware, goofy, and openly unstructured.
The hosts riff on each other’s stories with a blend of sincerity ("communication is key") and jest ("Polyamory, French for 'my relationship's not working.'")
Warm acknowledgment of listener submissions: "Can we just commend all our listeners? They are very cute." [54:54]

Final Takeaways

Red flags can be mundane or dramatic, but a pile of small ones can add up to big trouble.
Communication, trust, and personal boundaries stand at the core of a healthy relationship of any kind.
Don’t let comedy disguise real wisdom: Bryan and Krissy may keep it silly, but their bottom line is serious—pay attention to warning signs, and don’t ignore your own gut.
Listeners’ stories were both cathartic and instructive, showing just how common (and unique) red flag experiences can be.

Best to you, and best to you out there in the podcast universe!