She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

Summary

The Commercial Break – “She’d Be Open to It (Once A Year)!”
Release Date: March 8, 2024
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Commercial Break is a rolling, improv-style discussion focused on relationship “deal breakers” – the kinds of behaviors and misalignments that make or break long-term partnerships. Bryan and Krissy riff comedically on everything from missing flights for Starbucks to extreme frugality, sexual compatibility, political divides, and even plural marriages. Their trademark, irreverent chemistry and casual banter keep the show light-hearted and unpredictable, with notable asides, listener stories, and plenty of their self-aware, “chaotic” humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Missing Flights Over Starbucks: The Viral Reddit Story

[02:09 - 16:16]

• Bryan recounts a Reddit post where a husband leaves his wife at the airport after she insists on trekking to a distant Starbucks, ultimately missing their connecting flight.
• The couple was traveling to see the daughter from the husband’s previous marriage, and this was not the first time the wife’s lackadaisical attitude caused missed flights.
• The Reddit community largely sympathized with the husband, praising his “right but asshole” decision.

Bryan: “He was right, not he did the right thing. He was right about the situation. They obviously didn't have time for Starbucks.” ([03:13])

Krissy: “I guess I probably would not get onto the plane and leave Jeff, but no, no, no, I would be super pissed.” ([12:48])

• They both agree the true issue isn’t time management, but disrespect and entitlement—a recurring relationship red flag.

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2. Deal Breakers in Relationships

[16:35 - 25:55]

• Bryan and Krissy list and dissect different “deal breakers” in serious relationships, beginning with constant lateness/disregard for others’ time.
  • Example: A partner who habitually makes everyone late or ignores plans (see Starbucks story).
• Other top deal breakers they discuss:
  • Extreme Frugality: Being a “cheapskate” to the point of obsession or discomfort.
  • Sexual Compatibility: When partners have dramatically different sexual needs, kinks, or openness.

Bryan: “If Jeff liked to dress up like a ballerina and... have you walk him around with a leash...?”
Krissy: “I'd be open to it.”
Bryan: “Well, you learn something new every day about your partner.” ([24:12-24:36])

Krissy: “I might indulge that once a year or something.” ([24:45])

• Bryan: “Sex is one of those things...as long as it’s consensual and of age, then anything under the sun is cool.” ([26:18])
• Both say good sexual communication is key for longevity.

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3. Money Issues as Deal Breakers

[18:29 - 23:56]

• The hosts quip about finances and relationship stress.
• Bryan shares his view that miscommunication, not just financial woes, leads to divorce:

“I think you can figure anything out as long as you're communicating about it.” ([18:29])

• Both Bryan and Krissy say they’re fortunate to be financially compatible with their partners, and laugh about their own lack of wealth:

Bryan: “When you don’t have any money to spend, there’s nothing to disagree about.” ([20:19])

• Krissy says “no, no, no” to the idea of being with a true cheapskate, though she likes keeping a budget.

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4. Relationship Extremes: Plural Marriage, TV Satire, and Open-Mindedness

[39:09 - 48:00]

• Discussion pivots to polyamory/plural marriage, inspired by reality TV shows like “Seeking Sister Wife.”

  • Bryan is skeptical and finds the arrangements both “insane” and unsustainable, especially as depicted on TV.
  • They joke about the men benefiting from all the labor while avoiding commitment.

• Bryan:

“It’s not Sister Wives, it’s a cult. And they’re all like, you know, praying to the god of this guy’s dick.” ([47:53])

• Both agree: each to their own, but for them, multiple partners are a hard no.

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5. Others Significant Deal Breakers

[33:02 - 38:21]

• Politics:
  Especially now, Bryan and Krissy agree that significant political mismatch can be a real deal breaker.

  Bryan: “In 2024, I actually think [political leanings] is a deal breaker. I don't see how I could be attracted to some schools of thought around politics right now.” ([33:06])

• Religion:
  Can be a deal breaker, but they note some mixed-faith couples make it work—depends on how dedicated each partner is.

  Krissy: “I guess it depends on how staunch you are.” ([36:25])

• Obsessive Workaholism
  • Bryan: Being married to a “workaholic” or someone blindly committed to their own projects can cause issues, depending on partner compatibility.
  • Krissy adds humorously that in her house “one is a workaholic, and the other watches Love is Blind.” ([49:02])

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6. Sex: Kinks, Communication, and Limits

[24:10 - 28:00]

• Kinks and openness to experimentation come up repeatedly. Both affirm the importance of consent and forewarning.
  • Bryan: “I'm cool with whatever as long as we talk it out before...if we're gonna go to the extreme, let's talk it out beforehand.” ([25:06])
  • Both joke about having “annual pegging nights” and being receptive to each other's quirks in moderation.
  • Both reflect on their experiences and preferences for communication and negotiation around sex.

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7. Humorous Tangents and Memorable Stories

[28:38 - 32:28]

• Krissy recounts an anecdote about nudist cruises and “the naked bus,” highlighting the show’s comfort with raunchy storytelling.
  • Bryan: “Get on the naked bus. We were doing this for hours, and I was like, wow, there’s a lot of naked people here and I’m enjoying it actually.” ([30:23-31:03])
• Bryan makes frequent call-backs to running TCB jokes (penis pumps, spam products, “cheesecake factory” of podcasts).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You can live without coffee. They have coffee on the plane. Plenty of caffeine everywhere around.” – Bryan ([13:55])
• “If that was a serious issue with a relationship that I was in, I think I would just refuse to travel with them...You book your flight. I book mine. I’ll see you there.” – Krissy ([16:16])
• “This whole topic of today's show is deal breakers in serious relationships. And this could be a top three: disrespect for other people in general.” – Bryan ([16:37])
• “It's not about time management. It’s about entitlement and disrespect and control.” – Bryan ([16:35])
• “I don't want to be pegged unless we've talked about that ahead of time.” – Bryan ([25:30])
• “Once a year, like Krissy said. Once a year on a special occasion. Kid's birthday or something like that. Hey honey, it's pegging night!” – Bryan ([25:38])
• “I would never leave a loved one at an airport...that would never happen because I know how much trouble I would be in if that happened.” – Bryan ([02:40])
• “Honestly, I could never be with someone who was an extreme cheapskate, do you think you could survive that?” – Bryan ([23:35])
• “It's not Sister Wives, it's a cult. And they're all like, praying to the god of this guy’s dick.” – Bryan ([47:53])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Dealing with Airport Time Drama: 02:09 – 16:16
• Defining and Exploring Deal Breakers in Relationships: 16:35 – 25:55
• Money, Cheapskate Partners, and Budgeting: 18:29 – 23:56
• Sexual Compatibility and Openness: 24:10 – 28:00
• Nudist/Naked Stories, Open-Minded Sex Talk: 28:38 – 32:28
• Politics and Religion as Deal Breakers: 33:02 – 38:21
• Plural Partners/Poly Relationships via Reality TV: 39:09 – 48:00

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, fast-paced, and full of absurd digressions; a blend of real-life anecdotes, pop-culture commentary, and improv-comedy riffs.
• Hosts keep a playful, self-deprecating tone, acknowledging their own quirks and the show’s chaotic, “unpolished” format.

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Summary Takeaways

• The episode revolves around the importance of respect, communication, and compatibility in long-term relationships, explored via humorous scenarios and real listener stories.
• Common “deal breakers” include disrespect or repeated lateness, sexual incompatibility, extreme frugality, divergent political or religious beliefs, the desire for multiple partners, and incompatible work-life balance.
• The show maintains an irreverent, “not for everyone” flavor, using real-life humor to connect with listeners who appreciate candid, unfiltered conversations about modern relationships.

Transcript

[A]

How you like your eggs fry to fertilize the way you move your hips, girl make me stigmatized how you like your eggs fry the fertilizer Fry the fertilizer Fry the fertilizer Fry the fry the fertilizer Fry the fertilize the way your music hits, girl make me hypnotize. On this episode of the commercial break, if Jeff liked to dress up like a baller and and then have you walk them around the house with a leash, right. Then I think you probably say, I'd.

[B]

Be open to it.

[A]

You'd be open to it. Well, you learn something new every day about your partner. And now I'm even more curious about what's going on at that house.

[B]

I, you know, might indulge that once a year or something.

[A]

Once a year. The next episode of the commercial break starts. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the medication management manager of the commercial break, Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Chris. That's what happens when you try and get smart with your words. You get all tongue tied. Tongue tied and twisted. I have this routine that I'll go through a lot of times before the commercial break to make sure that my tongue stays sharp since I do have a lazy. What they call lazy tongue. Yeah. So you know what I do? This is what this is. You ready for my warm up? Titular tata Waka flocka flame. Titular waka flocka flame. And I'll do that for like 30 minutes in the morning on the way home from driving the kids to school.

[B]

Oh, still doesn't work.

[A]

It doesn't work. Yeah, it does not work. I should go learning similants. Yes, Similians that make sure my S's are strong. Hey, Chrissy.

[B]

Hey, Brian.

[A]

I'm gonna tell you a story. Going to tell you like, I'm going to give you the recap version of the story and then I want your opinion and then we're going to talk about this at length.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Man goes to airport with wife. Man and wife are not on time for the plane. They are rushing to get to the plane. Wife says, I want my Starbucks coffee before we get on the plane. Man says, we don't have enough time. Woman says, I don't give a shit. I'm getting my Starbucks. We have plenty of time. I'll, I'll. We'll get to the plane on time. Man says, get to the plane at your own peril. I'm leaving. I'm going to the plane. Leaves his wife at the Starbucks to get on the plane. Wife misses Flight.

[B]

Count your flipping blessings, darling.

[A]

So Astrid and I were having this discussion yesterday, and I want your opinion, but I'll give you mine first. Okay, I'm going to mansplain it to you first. I don't agree with the guy. I would never leave Astrid at an airport. That would never happen because I know how much trouble I would be in if that happened. Plus, we have a lot of children, and I need her help managing those children. Right. But I would never leave a loved one at an airport. I just think that's a really shitty thing to do, no matter how angry I was at their time management. But he was correct. He was right. Because she did miss the flight. So they actually didn't have time to get the Starbucks. So in my opinion, he's an asshole. But he's a right asshole. He did the right thing. I mean, he was right, not he did the right thing. He was right about the situation. They obviously didn't have time for Starbucks.

[B]

Who says I don't care about missing the plane? I need my Starbucks.

[A]

A woman who gets left at the airport. A person who gets left at the airport. That's as simple as that. Not even a woman. A person. I know people like this. I know people.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yes, I do. Esther and I were talking about it, and it's like if you're. If the Starbucks is right there and you're waiting for your seat to be.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you're like e. First of all.

[B]

There'S a Starbucks at, like, every.

[A]

Every corner of the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At least this airport that we have at the Atlanta airport. But you're right. It's like they have a coffee shop or one of those little vending machines or a place where you can get caffeine at every coffee on the plan. Yeah, that's true, too. I mean, granted, that coffee isn't all that great, but who cares? If you, like, really need coffee, just put a bunch of cream in it. It'll taste the same as any Starbucks. Cream, sugar, little jelly donut. I'm not sure what they put in that Starbucks, but the truth is you don't need a coffee that bad that you're gonna miss your flight.

[B]

Your flight.

[A]

Yes. So now you want to hear the actual story?

[B]

So then also you're gonna be all caffeinated up and pissed off.

[A]

Listen, it's fun. I would. I would need the pooper immediately.

[B]

Are you just like, ah, thank. I've got my Starbucks.

[A]

I've got my Starbucks.

[B]

Missed the flight.

[A]

But sorry I didn't make it to Seattle, but I got my Starbucks. Like those, you know, the. The announcements. Welcome to Delta Point for. Honey, I'm going to go get some Starbucks. They're boarding us right now there. I'm going to go get some Starbucks right now. I'll be back in 17 to 20 minutes. Tell them to hold the flight. Closing the doors. They're going to close the doors. I'll be back in two minutes. Tell them to hold on. Who needs Starbucks that. That bad?

[B]

No. And you know, too, a lot of times they'll start paging the people that are missing.

[A]

Oh, I know. From the flight, I was paged.

[B]

I've been paged before, too.

[A]

I was paged once, and they actually were pulling the thing back. Like, this is way back before. I think it's before 9, 11.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So they were pulling that little, you know, the little. Whatever that is, a little sky. Sky ramp or whatever it is. They were pulling it back. The doors were closed. They had been calling me for 30 minutes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was at a bar, too drunk to realize they were calling. Yeah. Until the guy that I was sitting with, having a drink with. I just met my best friend in the world. You know what I'm saying? And he was like, man, they've been calling this dude for a while.

[B]

And I was like, that's me.

[A]

Yeah. Brian Green. Delta now. Bad Delta. Paging Brian Green. Brian Green, you're an. Everybody's waiting for you. Brian Green. And I was like, oh, man, that guy's got the same name. That. That is me. That's me. I gotta get going. And I've never been stared down like that in my entire life. When I got on that flight, I.

[B]

Was like, oh, yeah, people are pissed.

[A]

Way in the back of the plane. I had to walk through almost every aisle, and people were just. They were shaking their heads, throwing me daggers. Luckily, I was too drunk.

[B]

To care. Yeah, to care.

[A]

I slept it off during the flight. The worst headache when we got to Atlanta. Worst headache. But, you know. But that was a different time and place.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now you got to be there on time. There is no time. No time. Like Kelly Kapowski said in Saved by the Bell, in the episode, the. The Generation defining episode. I'm on speed. No time. No time. I've got no time.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That whole situation's crazy to me.

[A]

It's nuts. Do you want to hear the story?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, I'll read you the story. This is actually from a Reddit post, by the way, so he even knows True at the end of the day, Starbucks is awfully expensive these days, but it may have cost one man his marriage. An anonymous traveler revealed on Reddit that he recently left his wife holding the bag and her skinny no foam latte in an airport departure lounge after she snuck away from the boarding gate for a quick coffee shortly before their transcontinental transcontinental flight. Oh my go you this I'm sorry but this human is dumb. That's my opinion. Like don't fuck around. Fuck around and find out. Like Chrissy and I just figured out was a cool saying from 2007.

[B]

She found out.

[A]

She found out. The shock and confusion posted only days ago to the too hot Take subreddit has already reeled in nearly 8,000 comments. Many users were unequivocally supportive of the deserting dad who was determined to get to the east coast to see his daughter off to college, even if it meant the flight of the century with his wife left behind. The 47 year old man from the Pacific North Northwest began by this is not me by the way. Begin explaining that the debt that traveling with his 43 year old wife is not a great experience, quote unquote. He describes himself as a type a person and while his wife is the opposite. I have to organize everything and make sure we get there when we need to get there. Especially when traveling. My wife is the opposite. Very go with the flow and we will get there when we get there. The couple have been together for more than a decade. The daughter is from the man's previous marriage. She is now in college on the other side of the country and the couple was going to travel there to see her. The man explained that he had been on edge leading up to the couple's most recent trip because last year's his wife's antics caused them to miss their original flight to visit their daughter. She slept in after he tried to wake her up five or six times and then decided to take a shower, make coffee, eat cereal as he anxiously awaited to get to the airport. By the time his wife was finally ready, they made it to the and when they made it to the gate, the flight had taken off without them. I mean, you're going to know that before you make it to the gate. Honestly, if your flight's at like 12:35, as the. As the plane already left at 12:35, no. So you already know that you're not making that flight, right? They missed out on two days they had planned to spend with their daughter and he was Determined to spend as much time as possible with this girl. With his girl this time due to the lack. Quote, due to the last airport mishap. I wanted to make sure. I told her we needed to leave extra early as to not miss the flight again. He said, noting that he still had to push his wife to move along. This time, the couple made it to their gate with some time to spare, which eased the man's mind, but annoyed his wife, who continued to complain about having to wait to board the plane. Well, yeah, you're. You're that late.

[B]

Yeah, I hate waiting to board the planes, but I like to time it just right as my priority is being called.

[A]

Yeah, you know, listen, I used to be a get there way early kind of person. Then the more that I traveled, the more I realized that was unnecessary. I did not need to be the first person. Person at the gate. And now with children, I'm so for a long time I was also time it. So I get there when they're boarding or five or ten minutes before.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And even if I get there early, I walk around the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't want to stay there. And, you know, because I get anxious when everyone starts standing.

[B]

Everybody's. There's no defined line to everybody's.

[A]

Just every huddle. Yes, that's right.

[B]

Funneling into that. That. That ticket taking.

[A]

You're so right about this. It's like an anxious experience all around. Until you get on the plane and get settled.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So for me, let me go when I can just walk. Right, right. Get settled, put my head against the window and. And not be bothered by anybody. Please don't talk to me. So his wife's annoyed, and she continued to complain about having to wait for the. To board the plane. The couple made it onto their first flight without any issues and landed with less than an hour until their connecting flight.

[B]

Oh, so they missed the connecting flight.

[A]

The second gate was far away, so the couple had to take multiple trains. This is in Atlanta. I guarantee this. This Flying through Atlanta, they arrived at their departure area with just 15 minutes to spare. His wife then decided she wanted a cup of coffee, but refused his offer to buy her something at the little market next to their gate, insisting she needed Starbucks coffee a train ride away.

[B]

Oh, the train ride.

[A]

I told her we couldn't do that. We didn't have enough time. He recounted, remembering that his wife claimed that there was enough time and would go by herself if he wouldn't join her. I tried to discourage her, but she was determined. She walked away at a brisk pace and said she would be back right in time. 15 minutes went by and the plane started boarding, but his wife had not returned. I called my wife, hoping she was nearby. He said she did not answer. They called a few groups and then they called ours in a panic. I tried to call my wife three times in a row. Finally, on the last call, she answered and said that she was on her way. It was a long line and she had to wait a bit. I told her that they were almost done boarding the plane and she needed to hurry up. The man claimed that he waited at the gate until the crew member told him that the door needed to be closed in two minutes, meaning he needed to get on the this flight or get off the ramp. He insisted that he had. He insisted that. He tried to plead with the airline worker but was told the plane could not be held up any longer due to one person's lateness. So I boarded the plane. His wife called him a few minutes later after. After he settled into her seat. She told me I needed to tell them to let me off the plane to be with her. And I said, no, it's not fair to do this again. I told you we didn't have time, but you decided to go anyway. He told his wife to buy a ticket for the next flight and left to enjoy the weekend with his daughter. And speaking with his wife over the weekend, the subject hardly came up. He said, I thought maybe she realized it was her fault and just wanted to drop it. Once the couple was reunited back at home, he realized just how wrong he was. Of course she wasn't gonna let this go.

[B]

Are you crazy?

[A]

We're now home and she doesn't have.

[B]

To say, I guess I probably would not get onto the plane and leave Jeff, but no, no, no, I would be super pissed.

[A]

Super pissed. Super duper pissed. We are now home and she hasn't talked to me since the trip over a week ago and she's insisting I'm an asshole. I stopped being the caretaker for my partner after the first time we missed the flight. One Redditor. One Redditor sympathized, admitting that one time he left his wife behind after they had failed to make a connection to catch a 10 day cruise. Oh, that's even worse because the cruise ship certainly ain't waiting for. This whole video is about that.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yes. He's never been late again. The person on Reddit said, sit down and tell your wife that you love her and you cherish her, but there's ways she disrespects you ways that she disrespects your desire to be punctual is just too much.

[B]

Well, and it was disrespectful to the daughter, too.

[A]

Of course it was. Tell her from now on, you're gonna make topsy turvy.

[B]

You're having to recall hotels called rebook flights. I mean, that's just rude. It's way you are in the Starbucks line and you realize, yes, you're gonna miss the flight. Just get out of the line.

[A]

Just get out of the line. Just go. Go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, if it's a train ride away and they're boarding the flight, you are not going to make it. It doesn't matter which airport you're at or what kind of train or how many people are in line. Don't forego the coffee. Of course, it's not that important. You can live without coffee. They have coffee on the plane. Plenty of caffeine everywhere around. Yes, he was right. Let me, let me buy you one of those. Starbucks in a can. Like, you know, poop in a can. Whatever it is, is. Yeah, the, the, the. I, I, I side with the sentiment here, though. I do not side with the action. I would have never left Astrid, but Astrid is also not like this human being. Like, I don't have to worry that Astron's going to want to make some break for it five minutes before we, before we have to get on a flight and ruin the whole vacation. Like, I'm just not worried about that ever happening with us.

[B]

Same with Jeff.

[A]

Yeah. We're like two rather pragmatic human beings. We understand that, you know, 15 minutes before the flight starts boarding, you should probably really close to the gate or on your way to the gate. Yes. You shouldn't be heading in the opposite direction to get anything at all. Even if it's one of those. Fred, you know, one of those wonderful burgers they serve down there at. What is it? I don't know what it is. Anyway, the, this H and F. Oh, right.

[B]

Home and Finch.

[A]

Home and Finch. And those are burgers to miss a flight over. But I still wouldn't do it. No, the sentiment here I 1000% agree with. I really do. Especially if you had a lifetime of this. And I dated someone who was just like this. I dated someone who literally dragged herself through an airport. I had to drag her through an airport to get on a flight on time. And in. It was. I think that it was just about. I think it's a little bit of entitlement is what it is like I'm entitled to have my Starbucks and make the flight. I think I can do it. And if I can't, then they're going to hold the plane for me. No, they're not going to hold the plane for you. You are disrupting an entire like 300 people's vac. Getting home. Emergencies, deaths, funerals, whatever it is, business trips. You're. You're going to inconvenience everybody so they can hold the flight for you for an extra 15 minutes while you figure out where the fucking Starbucks is. Be like the rest of us and suffer through a flight in misery with nothing but goldfish and a Coca Cola. This big, small Coca Cola. They don't even give you the whole can.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking about it, but if that was a serious issue with a relationship that I was in, I think I would just refuse to travel with them.

[A]

Person. 1000 person.

[B]

Be like, you book your flight, I book mine. I'll see you there.

[A]

I have.

[B]

This is where. This is what, when I'm going to arrive?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Hopefully you're there.

[A]

Hopefully you're there, too.

[B]

If not, meet me later when you, when you get there.

[A]

Listen, OB this is, this is the whole point of today's show. The whole topic of today's show is deal breakers in serious relationships. And this to me is it could be a, a, a top three, which is disrespect for other people in general. I don't think this is about time management as it's framed in the story. I think it's about being respectful of everybody else's time around you. Right. If you're constantly late, if people have to wake you up five times, if they have to push you out of bed, if they have to get you somewhere. It's not about time management, which may on the surface seem, in my opinion, it's really about entitlement and disrespect and control. And that to me, if I had a partner like that, I wouldn't last 10 minutes. Even though I did last for a couple of years with someone that was just like that. It would be a big deal.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Hell no. So let's think about the other things in relationships, Chrissy, that are big deal breakers. Like things that if Jeff was. You don't think you could survive with Jeff. But before you do that, before you do that, I'd like to take a break. We'll be back.

[C]

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[A]

All right. You know, they say that like money issues are the number one cause of divorce, which I, I actually don't, I actually don't agree with that. I think miscommunication is probably the number one reason why people get divorced. As a guy who has been through one, I think it's all about miscommunication. I think you can figure anything out as long as you're communicating about it. Right. Including money and finances and hard times. I think hard times financially bring extra stress on the relationship. Man, do we know that? But I also get that oftentimes I think one person hides in the corner and the other person's trying to deal with it or vice versa or whatever. So I don't necessarily agree, but that's what the, the so called experts say. Who they say, whoever they are. Who are these they people, Chrissy? They're always telling us what to do. They?

[B]

The Redditors.

[A]

You're the Redditors. That's it. That's who they are.

[B]

Well, it depends, I think, on the type of money problems. I mean it all comes down to like, is somebody lying about what they're sending?

[A]

Miscommunication.

[B]

Well, yeah, lying I think is more than mis.

[A]

I'd like to go miscommunication. I'm going to give somebody the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, it is, it's, it's miscommunication. Mistrust. Right. Miscommunication, I think breeds mistrust too. Yeah, but yeah, you're right about this. Like are they lying and spending their money doing something else? Like, you know, gambling, drug addiction. Right. Prostitutes, penis pumps, you know, all those kind of things that really suck your account dry. Qvc, as my mom likes to do. Oh yeah, yeah. But I can see how, how money and miscommunication around money or lying, distrust around money is a, could be a huge thing. So, you know, if. Do you and Jeff Generally see eye to eye on money and where you spend it.

[B]

We do, yeah. I'm very fortunate. Jeff and I generally see eye to eye on both things.

[A]

Yeah. Astron and I do too. Because when you don't have any money to spend, there's nothing to disagree about, really. I mean, it's like, well, we can't spend money on that. Yeah, no, no problem. Yeah. But I do need my. I do need a new penis pump, honey.

[B]

Because the old ones, it's wearing down.

[A]

Yeah. I'd like to get a new one every month. I want to make sure that I keep my dick high and tight. You know what I'm saying? Literally high and tight. That. Yeah. I think, I think this segment sponsored by. This segment sponsored by penis Pump, my personal endorsement. Yeah. I think, you know, when you get into a serious relationship and you're starting to co mingle, living situations and financing and one of the other people is, you know, adding in to the pot financially, you know, everybody knows you get into that serious relationship. I could never be with someone that was like a penny pinching, penny counting kind of human being because I just don't see. I see money like water. It flows into your hand, but you can't. The harder you try and grab it, the more it goes away. Right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So in my case, imagine like a leaky faucet that's dripping every three or four minutes, like once. Boop. That's kind of how my money situation happens. It's really hard to grab onto because it's never coming out all that fast. Right. But I think of money as something that you really shouldn't try and hold on too tight to because then you, I don't know, you start to treat it like a possession. It is a possession, but you start to treat it like a possession. I see money as energy. Energy is exchanged between two people. I use my energy to make money when they decide to pay us and then. And then I give that money to somebody else for their energy when they make a little trinket or whatever. But, you know, but I don't know. Whatever. It's an exchange of energy. Yeah. I'm saying that like somebody has to make that Bud Light, you know, somebody has to do those things in order to get the Bud Light can into my hands.

[B]

Yeah. And that's. And that's your opinion. And you know, that's the thing. Everybody has to find their person. Like, we've done shows before where we talk about the like extreme skates.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And you know, it seems like those People have found their other person that believes in it, too. So there you go.

[A]

Yeah. Most of those people seem like they're really on the edge of divorce, except for a couple of them. You're right. There have been a couple who definitely, like, teamed up to make life miserable for both of each other. But I just can never, ever live like that. Like, even. Even if I had no money like I do now, I don't know that I would go, like, asking for extra scraps of meat from the local, you know, Mexican restaurant right out of the back, you know, going dumpster diving and stuff like that. Just not me. It's not me. Unless. Unless I needed that food to survive for my family. Like, literally needed. I was starving. Right. Right Then I think I would do that. But, like, you know, what was that? One lady was trying to do a wedding for her daughter, and she was going to the thrift stores and, like, negotiating with them to bring the wedding dress down to 5 cents or something like that. That just, to me feels. It doesn't feel great. Right. It feels like you're just being too crazed about. About money. Like, anything that. I guess, anything. You. You get too obsessed about it. If you had a part. If you had a partner that was an extreme cheapskate, do you think you could survive that?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

I know you. You.

[B]

You.

[A]

That wouldn't be. That would.

[B]

No. And I. But I do like to have a budget and kind of stick to it. And, yeah, I like to, you know, say, okay, well, this is beyond our means, and so we'll save for that. Something like that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But, yeah, but I don't. I'm not an extreme cheapskate.

[A]

No, I like to have a budget, you know, when I. I don't. I don't have anything to spend, but, you know, when I have a. I just feel good about putting a budget down. But I do like that, too. Like a generalized budget. Right. What about sex?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not seeing eye to eye on sex?

[B]

No, I think that could be a deal breaker in the long run.

[A]

I think it could be a deal breaker. I think, again, communication. I think if the. If the two of you had dissimilar sexual styles, like. Like if Jeff liked to dress up like a ballerina and. And then have you walk him around the house with a leash. Right. Then I think you'd probably say, I'd.

[B]

Be open to it.

[A]

You'd be open to it? Well, you learn something new every day about your partner. And now I'm even more curious about what's going on at that house.

[B]

I, you know, might indulge that once a year or something.

[A]

Is ballerina show pony day. Jeff, get out the riding crap.

[B]

Special occasions.

[A]

Yeah. Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

[B]

I'm imagining I'm an open minded person.

[A]

I know you are. I'm open minded too, actually. I am no prude when it comes to sex. I'm, I'm cool with whatever as long as we talk it out before. Like we're gonna go to the extreme. Let's talk it out beforehand. I have been in some wacky and wild situations and some of them came up on me. And not that I, I wasn't okay with it. It was like, could we have talked about this beforehand?

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

It always goes back to I don't.

[A]

Want to be pegged unless we've talked about that ahead of time.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But you know, am I up for it?

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Once a year, like Chrissy said. Once a year on a special occasion, Kid's birthday or something like that. Hey, honey, it's pegging night. I'm cool. All right. I don't know what I'd be, you know, where I get to extremes is like, you know, sister wife cuckolding, stuff like that. I'm like, ah, I'm gonna pass on all that stuff.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah. Do you and Jeff cuck. Is there any cucking going on over there or just edging? No cooking, Just edging.

[B]

There's no clucking.

[A]

There's no clucking. There's no chickens in the bedroom. Jeff thought you said cluck. And he shows up in a full.

[B]

Like chicken outfit again, open to it once a year.

[A]

Hey, listen, I, I cool, dude. And I, I think sex is one of those things that like, literally, as long as it's consensual. Yeah. As long as it's consensual and of age, then anything under the sun is cool. Some people like to be choked out. That's where I think, like, if my partner needed violence in the bedroom in order to. Sexual violence in order to be turned on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think that's where it would, that was really where the rubber would meet the road for me because I'm just too much of a pussy to start like, you know, beating people up and choking them. And I, I just don't, I feel bad about that stuff, you know?

[B]

Well, that's why you wouldn't be with the partner then that would like to do that. But there's a whole segment of people that like that kind of thing.

[A]

Have you ever been with a. A man that wanted like rough. Wanted to be roughed up, kicked in the nuts, choked, anything like that? That's where I draw the line. That's where I draw the line. I was with a girl once who was like, you can choke me. And I was like, I don't. That's not. It didn't last very long either. And I think it was because of that, because my immediate reaction, and maybe I should have like taken some time and breathed through it a little bit. But my immediate reaction was like, no, not. No, I'm not gonna choke you. And she's like, no, I'm telling you that that's okay. And I'm like, I understand, but that's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna choke you. And she was like, well, why you're not open minded to that. And I'm like, listen, I'm really open minded at the end of the day, but I don't need an accident to happen here at my apartment. And then I end up being the beast of Howell Mill. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah, I think it depends. Yeah, you have a conversation about things and see how comfortable you both are.

[A]

Yeah. But I could see this being like sexual activity being a deal breaker. Like, I have had friends that are real prudes. And I say that with the most, in most, most. The most loving and affectionate way. I mean like straight up missionary position. That's what they're into. And that's what they would like their partner to be into also. And I think it had a lot to do with the way.

[B]

As far as, you know.

[A]

Well, I do know. Like, I actually do know. Yes, that's true, that's true. You know, sometimes people say things, say one thing and they do the other. What about.

[B]

It's like that we were just out in Jamaica, you know, and the Jamaica man and the hedonism places are down there.

[A]

Did you guys go visit?

[B]

No, we didn't, but we. The place we were staying at, there would be these ships, I guess that would go by on their way to like this other party port type of thing. We were near and we were talking to the people and they said, yeah, there's the, the naked boat that goes.

[A]

By.

[B]

To see all of those people. People are into it.

[A]

Show me your ddk.

[B]

It's not for me on the naked boat, but hey, those people are into it.

[A]

You would be on the naked boat.

[B]

Good for them.

[A]

Yeah. I don't believe you for a second. Yes, you would wave. You'd be on that naked boat in a second. I would be on that naked boat in a second, yeah.

[B]

There's a curiosity.

[A]

One time we were at the party. We were at the party in the woods, right? A version of the party in the woods. Like a smaller version of it. And so we're all camping out. Speaking of hedonism. Hedonism has nothing on party hedonism. Yeah, hippie hedonism. That's right. And we were all camping for a couple of nights, right? And it was the summertime, so it's, you know, nice, comfortable temperature outside on this private farm up in North Georgia, miles away from the. Even the closest gas station. I mean, we're just in the middle of nowhere and this big pasture. Just imagine this big pasture where all these people are kind of, you know, spread out camping. Well, there was a couple golf carts that were riding around and about three or two, three, four in the morning, whatever it was, everyone is twisted the up. And one of the my friends drives by with the golf cart and he's like, hey, man, you want to get on the bus? And I was like, the naked bus. That's what I said. And he's like, you want to do naked Bus? And I was like, I want to do naked Bus. But I didn't really want to do naked Bus. I was like kind of making a joke about it.

[B]

Oh, you can't check.

[A]

Started the disruption, and then I felt the need to also. And so I am not even joking. It took us about 30 minutes, but we had five people on that golf cart and a train of human beings behind us dancing with their drums and their boobs and their penises. Get on the naked bus. Get on the naked bus. We were doing this for hours, and I was like, wow, this is. This is awesome. There's a. There's a lot of naked people here and I'm enjoying it, actually. So I would get on the Hedonism naked boat. No one's. Listen, I have nothing to show, but, you know, whatever. I couldn't be the worst in the group, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

It's not like it's all like super good looking people to begin with.

[A]

Oh, no. Oh, no. I have friends who've been to Hedonism. And Marlon went to Hedonism.

[B]

Oh, right.

[A]

Yeah. And he said that actually it wasn't as, you know, a lot of times, like the nude beaches and stuff like that that you go to. You're like, wow, like, when I go to Spain sometimes. There are. Are all flavors, shapes, and sizes of human beings that are in some state of disrobing. Because generally it's not as prudish in Spain as it is here. The beaches are.

[B]

Europe's that way.

[A]

Europe is that way. And in some places, people go fully naked and they tan. Right. And it's not like there's nothing sexual about it. They're just getting a tan all over. I guess, you know, summing something. Their bum holes and. But, you know, know, there. I think there is, like, this general mystique about nude beaches that it tends to be the people who you don't want to see naked that are most naked, you know?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But Marlon went to Hedonism and said, actually, you know, it was a good mix of people. It was younger, it was middle aged, older. He said there was kind of. It was kind of all over and there was a lot of action going on all around.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I remember correctly. Well, he almost got some.

[B]

The name of the resort, Eden, hasn't.

[A]

Been around for a long time.

[B]

Yeah. And I guess it's so popular that our driver was telling us they're opening up a second one.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Down there. I was like, well, there's so much demand.

[A]

There's so much demand for. And balls.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That we're all down here. This episode brought to you by Cock and Balls. Yeah, boy. This episode brought to you by Hedonism number four. I think they have three of them down there already or something like Hedonism one, two, and three.

[B]

Yeah, I think it is.

[A]

Yeah. And I think that depending on which one you go to is like, we.

[B]

Were not there, but we heard of it. It was around us.

[A]

Say, they weren't there. I saw the pictures. Yeah. So I could see it. If you were with someone in a serious relationship and one was okay with going in hedonism and one was not going okay with going to hedonism. That I could see being a rub. Here's another one.

[B]

Yeah. What's another deal breaker?

[A]

I think another deal breaker is political leanings.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Especially in 2024. I believe that there was a day in a time, like not too long ago when it was possible that a person from one side of the aisle and a person from the other side of the aisle or political leanings one way or the other could get along and be just fine because politics wasn't something that consumed every minute of conversation. But in 2024, I actually think it is a deal breaker. Like, I don't see How I could be attracted to some schools of thought around politics right now.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You know, I would be like, I don't know how you think that. I'm not sure how you believe.

[B]

Well, unfortunately, things have gone so extreme on both sides.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Then you just automatically think that that person believes in the most extreme.

[A]

That's right. So if you're the type of person who believes that blueberry flavored vape should not be sold in gas stations. I am 1000% not marrying you. It's just a reality for me. I'm worried about the important stuff, the real issues, the real issues at hand.

[B]

Well, you. I mean, you've gotta. You've got to keep your gas station stuff in check because that's where your products are being sold.

[A]

That's where I get all my new brews and my blueberry.

[B]

How do you sell your product?

[A]

That's right. 3,000. Why, Brian? 3,000 flying off the shelves because they're expired legally. Have to be taken off the shelves because of the glory. Ready for your dick. You'll be harder than a Christmas tree three months after Christmas, you'll be ready to set on fire. Literally. Yeah. Why, Ryan? 3,000 now available nowhere. I don't think actually anymore. But you know, write in if you want a bottle, I'll send you one. I'll be happy to send it to you. But I, I do think that in. In this day and age, I think it would be really difficult. I don't know how that. That couple. Who is that? Kellyanne Conway and George Conway. I don't know how the two of them sleep together at night.

[B]

They're getting divorced.

[A]

Oh, they are?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, well, then there you go. See, I think I. Right on this one. There's such a high profile couple and so directly opposite in all of their political beliefs. Like, she would literally say one thing and her husband be talking shit about her the next day, but they seem to work out just fine. And I guess they didn't work out just fine, but I think Kellyanne Conway, I don't know, but I think she's like angling for another position in the Trump administration. And I imagine that that's just got to cause so much drama when you go to lay down at night. If you're like a liberal and then your wife wants to be a part of the Trump administration, that's just. No, no, no, no, no. But. So that's definitely one I think. I think could break up a marriage. What's another one that could break up a marriage?

[B]

Well, I mean, if you actually got to the point of getting married, you know, hopefully people are talking about serious.

[A]

Relationships or marriage or whatever.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe religion could be one.

[A]

Oh, I think religion definitely could be one.

[B]

Although, you know, there's a lot of that where, especially back in. In the day when a lot of immigrants were coming and things where there was a, you know, a Jewish person and a Catholic person and they got together and it worked somehow. These people were married for years and years. And then, I mean, I think there's ways that it can work. I guess it depends on how staunch you are.

[A]

We know somebody, and I'll tell you off air, but we know somebody. Catholic, Jewish. Catholic, Jewish. And. And it works. And then how they raise their children, they. They're going to give them the option to do this or to do that or whatever. I don't think that, that at the end of the day, like, I could see how you might be able to navigate that. Yeah. I'm not really a religious person, so to be honest with you. And I wouldn't fault someone that I was attracted, like, if it was the love of my life, I. I wouldn't hold. Like, if they were religious, I think I could be fine, just fine with that. Whatever makes you happier, better, more comfortable.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

More lovely, more empathetic, more loving. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me if that means you go to the synagogue or church or, you know, the temple or whatever it is. I don't really care.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah. It just gives me an extra hour to sleep on. So that's, you know, by myself in the bed. I believe that religion is. I believe the sentiment of most religions at the end of the line is mostly the same. Due unto others. Right. That's mostly the same. Now there's a lot of dogma with a lot of religions that cause a lot of drama in between. But I think the overarching theme is just be a good human. Human. Right. And so if you take it at.

[B]

That, except for the cults.

[A]

The cult. Listen, as. As we have talked about with our own TCB cult that we've been starting with, no one is, you know, listen, there's a lot of good that comes out of cults. There's a lot of good that comes.

[B]

Out as Netflix and Lifetime movies show.

[A]

And what I mean by good is you. The leader gets a lot of money that then he can use to buy an extra a ticket for his wife to get on the next flight after she. Miss wives. All the. Here's one here's one. The need for multiple partners or wives. Yeah, right.

[B]

That's deal breaker.

[A]

Okay, let's talk about it. We'll be back.

[C]

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[A]

Of course.

[C]

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[A]

Okay, back talking about deal breakers with serious relationships, committed partnerships or marriages. And one of the things that I had thought about was the need for multiple partners. And I don't necessarily mean sexual partners. I mean just like extra partners in the relationship. I don't see this working out all that often. Often, if television is any indication. Though I do know there are people out there who are in success in very successful plural marriages. Plural relationships.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I need to do more tongue twisters at the beginning of the show. Like, my tongue just got super lazy on this episode. But I do, I do know of at least. It's like a. It's like an urban myth. I've heard of this working out with people. Right. I've known people who have been through it. It ended up not working out so great for them. But I do understand that, you know, every personality, every person is a different person. And their tolerance for certain stuff might be higher or lower. For me, having multiple wives is a no, no. I would not be into that. No way. And I know for my wife that is a no, no. Also, it's just not of any interest to me.

[B]

Right. And you found a partner that you felt the same.

[A]

Correct. I have a hard. I had a hard enough time convincing Astrid that she should marry me. I don't want to have to go out and do it again. And I'm not looking for the. I don't see how that would benefit our relationship. Me and Astro's relationship, Astrid and I. How that would benefit our relationship in any meaningful way. To have an extra partner around the house in this new season of Seeking Sister Wives is on.

[B]

Oh, God. You already made me Watch Love is Blind. Okay, now I'm hooked on.

[A]

I made you watch Love is Blind.

[B]

Shot at me straight into the ultimatum, which I said I was not gonna watch naked.

[A]

Is it good?

[B]

Like a mob to the flame.

[A]

Do you like it?

[B]

Well, it. It automatically starts it.

[A]

Oh, you just watched all eight episodes that so far of Love is Blind in one night?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Chrissy Hly.

[B]

No, no, no. Not Love is Blind. But the ultimatum.

[A]

No, I know, but.

[B]

But yes, over the weekend, I watched all of the Love is Blind.

[A]

And then you went straight into the ultimatum.

[B]

I had to.

[A]

I said it would be a good idea. Don't say why, but I said it would be a good idea. For reasons pertaining to the content of the show, I got.

[B]

And do it.

[A]

Oh, was he watching it too? What did he think?

[B]

He was like, oh, no, Love is Blind. But yet every time he would come into the room, of course.

[A]

And then.

[B]

And then at the end of the night, you know, was watching, Finished up watching. When I said, we don't have to watch this. We can watch something else. We'll change. And he goes, but I'm kind of into it.

[A]

Yeah, don't turn it off just yet.

[B]

I kind of want to know what happens. I'm like, I know you get invested in these people. Listen, it's at the very end, too. They're about to go down the aisle.

[A]

I cannot wait.

[B]

Or not.

[A]

I cannot wait. Yeah, no, none of them are going down the aisle. I guarantee that. Maybe one of them. One of them, I think is going down the aisle. But we won't do spoilers here. But I walked in the other night on Astrid. I was. It was like, I had to get up. I had to get up early. I walked in on Astrid. I did. I had to get up early the other day. We're doing some things. And so I said, you know what? I'm. Get out of the studio early. I'm going to go to bed. So I get a nice, long good night's sleep, which never happens, but I always feel very optimistic beforehand. Then. Then my world comes crashing in. The second my mind settles, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm fucked with this. I'm fucked with that. I got kids. I got to pay for insurance. I have life insurance. I should get that. My mind just goes in this constant circle. But anyway, I walk in and Astrid is watching the Bachelor. Right? And I have watched the Bachelor Bachelor with Astrid before. Not very often. And when I do, I usually watch it as a joke. Right. I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of funny things that I can say on the show or I make Astrid laugh at the things that I say about the people's behavior. Whatever I'm doing. Running. Running commentary, like we do here on the show. Well, I walk in, and it's like, at home week, where they take all the. All the girls. They take the guy to the hometowns. That's right. Hometowns. Yes. And I am telling you what. There is one girl on there, and she is deaf from Lyme disease or partially deaf from. Are you watching the season? You know, okay, she's partially deaf from Lyme disease or something like that. And they're at the hometown, and the dad is talking to her and the mom is talking to her. They're such great parents. At least on camera, they're saying all the right things. Astrid's weeping, and I promised myself I wouldn't get involved. I stood at that bathroom door for, like, 35 minutes watching that. I was. The shower was running too, and I'm just like.

[B]

That's the thing. If you never watch it, you're good.

[A]

You're good, and you're good.

[B]

And you will make fun of it all day long.

[A]

As soon as you get emotionally hooked, it's game over.

[B]

As soon as you see her, the stories and see the people.

[A]

Yeah, it's game over.

[B]

Game over.

[A]

All right, so Love is Born line, that other show, the ultimatum is exactly what I'm talking about. These people are having trouble in their relationship. So let's bring in even more beautiful people. Yeah.

[B]

Let's switch partners.

[A]

Let's have sex with other people and see if it's working out. It's the most insane idea. It is such an American idea to do. I mean, it's just a dumb idea, but people love it. People love the show. They really do. So I'm watching this Seeking sister wife. Right. And in the premise is seeking a sister wife. It's a couple that is seeking additional wives. In some cases, they already have additional wives. They're seeking additional yet even more wives. There is this one. I don't know. There's three ladies that are married to one guy, and he's a real smooth talker. I mean, he is just.

[B]

Cody.

[A]

No, not Cody. That's a different one. That's Sister Wives, the show.

[B]

Well, what are we talking about?

[A]

I'm talking about seeking sister wives. They follow multiple couples or, you know, plural marriages as they go out on dates. Yes, on dates. Finding and, you know, engaging marrying whatever it happens to be. And now here's the thing. I've been watching this. This is like season five or six. I've been watching this since it came out. There are very rarely any couples that are on more than two seasons. Actually, the original batch of couples, I don't think any of them are still around around, because here's the deal. It doesn't usually work out. I'm not saying that it never works out. I'm saying it doesn't usually work out. Maybe the cameras and the extra scrutiny and all that, maybe that's gonna say.

[B]

Yeah, throw in the TV camera.

[A]

Yeah, it's not real life, right? But man, it's this. So there's a new girl. Let's say that last season they had this one smooth talking guy. He doesn't work because he says the women don't want him to work. They want him to stay home and sharpen up his brain. He's the brains of the house. So he does a lot of reading. That's what, that's what he's. I do do a lot of reading. I wasn't made for work. The girls work and I stay home, right? They buy a house for him. He's not even married to them. They are married to each other. He. That's how he wants it because he wants their connection to be strong. That's how he wants it. So he can leave whenever he goddamn pleases. That's what it is. He has no legal repercussions for doing anything. He lives in their house, eats their food, they go to work, they marry each other. It's the most insane situation. But listen, I'm not in anybody's shoes shoes. So maybe that works out perfectly for these ladies. They seem content and happy. They get a third wife last season. Now this wife is younger, She's a. She seems like maybe she's not a hundred percent on board, but she gets convinced to get married to them, quote unquote. But the marriage ceremony isn't real because he won't marry any of the ladies. They need to marry each other. So now this season, he's saying, you need a wife. These two are married to each other now you need a wife. Let's go get more. And the girls who are originally in the relationship are all about this. They're like, yeah, we need two or three more girls. And over there. And I'm thinking to myself, what in the good. Where did you fall off a tree? This guy isn't working, he's not doing anything. He's may be having sex with you. Okay, I get that. Maybe he brings Some emotional comfort. But you're not even married to the guy. There's no security whatsoever. It's like you guys are buying him houses and cars and paying his everything, and all you're doing is encouraging him to go get more say, like, it's just insane. It's insane to me. I don't know how this guy keeps up. I'd really like to know. I'd really, I'd really like.

[B]

Well, you need to watch the show. You around and find out.

[A]

Around and find out. Well, I do watch the show, but they don't show me the sex part. That's what I want to know. How does. What does this guy get from one place to the other?

[C]

How often do you masturbate?

[A]

They have a room, a specific room for the sex. That's way too complicated for me, and that's definitely a deal breaker.

[B]

But it's something that they like so well.

[A]

Listen, that's to them, I guess. I'd love to. Just for me, I look at this and I know that there's everybody to their own. And I really, at the end of the day, I don't care what anybody does with their personal life, but I just like to pull these women aside and like to say, are you being held captive? Like, is anybody being kidnapped here? Because this seems a little odd that you just agree to everything this guy says. That's a cult. That's what that is. It's not Sister Wives. It's a cult. And they're all like, you know, praying to the God of this guy's dick.

[B]

That'd be tough for the kids too. How you do. Do you explain all of that to the kids? Other kids?

[A]

They only have one home schooled.

[B]

I bet they're homeschooled.

[A]

Oh, they're definitely homeschooled. That's homeschooling. That's a breeding ground for homeschoolers. That's. I think that's how all these homeschool, you know, all these homeschool online courses and stuff. That's how they make their money. They make it off to people who have more than one wife. I'm sure of it. Just kidding. Lots of people are homeschooled. Works out just fine. Just ask any child who is homeschooled. And I had one more. What was the one more deal breaker that I had that I can't think of now? Oh, yeah. Married to a podcaster or in a serious relationship with a podcaster. Listen, let me tell you right now, someone who is obsessed with their works, a workaholic if you yourself are not a version of a workaholic and you're married to a workaholic, I can see where that may call. Cause some friction. I don't think it's the world's biggest deal breaker. I think that if you already know that about that person.

[B]

One person's a workaholic and the other person watches. Bluff is blind. That's what's happening in my house right now.

[A]

You work. You work. What are you talking about? I think Jeff's just working so he could just stay out of the blind territory. You know what I'm saying? I don't think Jeff really has work. I think he's doing it so it doesn't have to watch Brian's bad TV show advice.

[B]

He really is work. But you know what I keep myself busy with? The love is blind.

[A]

Yeah. And for work.

[B]

For my work.

[A]

For your own work. Yeah. And you come over here and you record to no one. That's good too.

[B]

It's all working out.

[A]

That's good for you, right? Everything's working swimmingly. How's Jeff feeling about it?

[B]

He's on board.

[A]

I think we need an update from Jeff.

[B]

He's not going to leave me at the airport.

[A]

No, he's not going to leave me at the airport. I feel like I need to pull Jeff aside and ask him, are you being kidnapped? How are you feeling about everything?

[B]

Blink one.

[A]

Blink once. Blink once. If you're in a val. If you're in a tutu with a chicken outfit. If Chrissy's chasing you around with a dildo.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Going. It's our annual pegging.

[B]

Annual thing.

[A]

It's annual pegging day. You write that on the calendar. You guys have a calendar over there? Like a shared calendar?

[B]

We do have a shared calendar, yeah.

[A]

Do you guys, like, tonight's the night. Annual pegging night.

[B]

No, we haven't gone that far.

[A]

No. Either do we. We just like to let it come naturally.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's right. Spur the moment.

[A]

Yeah. When Brian begs for it, give it to him. Beg me. Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

I know a lot of guys who love prostate massages, and I've seen one. I've seen it happen live. Imagine being at a prostate massage tutorial class. And then I think you can probably fill your head with imagery just from what I just said.

[B]

So.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. But if you'd like to learn more, feel free.

[B]

Was that at a home school?

[A]

No, it. Was that a. Was that hippie Hedonism. Yes, it was homeschool. All right, listen, we'd love you to be on the commercial break asking directly Chrissy and I the questions you'd like to ask. So if you're interested in coming on air and asking the questions or need some life advice or you want to tell us your story because you think it's interesting enough, do us a favor. Text us at 1212-4333 TCB. That's 12212, 4333 TCB. Again, if you need life advice, you have a question you want to ask, something interesting about yourself that you'd like to share with Chrissy and I. Of course it could be done anonymously, but we'd love to have you on air to do that. So 212-4333 TCB. You can also leave questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas as a text message or a voicemail. We'll take both of them. Ask Brian's mom. Ask for Ask for T. If you'd like to not be on the air and ask for our advice for feel free to do that also. We understand, we get it. We don't want you to lose your job. TCBpodcast.com that's where you go. You get your free piggy front and sticker by hitting the contact us button. Hit the drop down menu, give us your address, we'll send you a sticker. Add the commercial break on Instagram if it's back up and running, TCB podcast on tick tock and YouTube.com the commercial break. All right, Chrissy. I guess that's all I can do for today.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

But I'll tell you that I love you.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

I'll say best to you, best to you and best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye, Sam.