TCB Classic: Pauly Couch Cushions!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – TCB Classic: Pauly Couch Cushions!

Episode Details:

• Title: TCB Classic: Pauly Couch Cushions!
• Release Date: August 1, 2025
• Hosts: Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley

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1. Blue's Health Scare and Classic Episode Introduction ([04:18])

The episode begins with Bryan Green addressing listeners about a shift to a classic episode format due to his 12-year-old Yorkie, Blue, experiencing a severe health issue—acute hemorrhagic diarrhea syndrome. Bryan humorously details the chaos of managing Blue's condition overnight and reassures listeners that Blue is recovering. To honor a promise made to a young listener named Bella, Bryan announces they are replaying their inaugural "Pauly Couch Cushions" episode.

Notable Quote:

"Blue's okay. She's on the mend, but we're going to monitor her and make sure she'll be back with that bark box on future episodes." ([04:35])

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2. Shifting Merch Drop Dates ([04:18])

Bryan informs listeners about a change in the schedule for their first merchandise drop. Initially set from August 4th to 18th, the dates have been postponed to August 8th through 22nd to ensure quality and functionality of the merch and website. They encourage listeners to visit their Instagram and website for more information.

Notable Quote:

"August 8th through the 22nd is when the merch drop is actually happening. Make sure to mark your calendars!" ([05:10])

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3. Discussion on Venezuelan Stereotypes and Immigration ([07:31])

Bryan recounts an encounter with a stranger who made stereotypical assumptions about Venezuelans, prompting a deep dive into the misconceptions surrounding Venezuelan immigrants. He passionately defends his Venezuelan wife, emphasizing that Venezuela was once one of the richest and most educated countries before political turmoil under Hugo Chavez. Bryan critiques the baseless generalizations and highlights the contributions of Venezuelan immigrants in the U.S., noting that 75% of working-class male Venezuelan immigrants are employed—the highest among any population in the U.S.

Notable Quotes:

"People make these huge umbrella assumptions about Venezuelans. It's not Ethiopia." ([08:15])

"Geography and where you're born, your nationality is really a lottery. It's the only way to describe it." ([12:20])

"We're all immigrants. Very few of us are natives to this land." ([13:51])

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4. Analysis of "Poly Family" Show Cancellation ([17:04])

Bryan and Rachel dissect the sudden disappearance of TLC's "Poly Family" show, attributing its cancellation to a combination of low ratings and significant backlash against a controversial cast member named Sean. They discuss allegations against Sean, including emotional and psychological abuse, sexual harassment, and involvement with child protection services. The hosts express surprise and disappointment, questioning how such issues passed through TLC's vetting process.

Notable Quotes:

"Poly Family has not officially been canceled, but all signs point to it being gone." ([17:25])

"It's hate as a sport, and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up." ([15:36])

"How quickly we forget that when it's time for vitriol, hate, and spit." ([13:52])

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5. Reaction to Stack Jack's "Reasons You're Not Getting Laid" Video ([30:03])

The hosts transition to reacting to a YouTube video by a personality named Stack Jack, who presents dubious advice on improving one's sex life. Bryan and Rachel humorously critique the video's content and delivery, mocking the exaggerated claims and offensive language used by Stack Jack. They highlight the lack of substance and coherence in Stack Jack's advice, blending amusement with satire.

Notable Quotes:

"He's getting turned on by this guy. You don't fucking leave." ([36:20])

"You need to tell her where to go. No, Number three is telling where to go. Foreshadowing there." ([39:29])

"What I'm saying, Chrissy, is just yab, yab, yab, yab." ([32:57])

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6. Announcements and Closing Remarks ([27:20])

Bryan and Rachel wrap up the episode with reminders about their upcoming events:

• Rally LA Live Streaming: Scheduled for August 8th, featuring discussions on the movie "Rally LA Live."
• Merchandise Drop: Reiterating the new dates (August 8th-22nd) and the exclusive TCB sticker offer for pre-orders.

They encourage listeners to engage via Instagram, their website, and to subscribe to stay updated.

Notable Quote:

"We are replaying our very first Paulie couch cushions episode... Give Bella what she wants." ([04:35])

"Visit shoptcbpodcast.com from August 8th through the 22nd to grab your merch." ([26:30])

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7. Advertisements and Non-Content Sections

As per the episode's structure, there are multiple advertisements interspersed throughout the transcript. These include promotions for IXL learning platform, Bombas socks, Natural Cycles birth control app, Chumba Casino, and various other products and services. The hosts occasionally reference these ads in a humorous context, maintaining the podcast's irreverent tone.

Example of Ad-Integrated Content:

"If you're looking to help your child catch up without stress, IXL is the answer... Visit ixlearning.com audio to get the most effective learning program." ([00:00])

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Conclusion

In this classic episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley navigate personal anecdotes, social commentary, and humorous critiques of pop culture phenomena. From defending their Venezuelan heritage against stereotypes to dissecting the abrupt end of a controversial reality show, the hosts deliver a blend of heartfelt insights and comedic relief. Their reaction to Stack Jack's questionable advice exemplifies their ability to blend critique with humor, maintaining the show's signature chaotic and unpolished charm.

Listeners are left with announcements about upcoming merch drops and live events, ensuring ongoing engagement with the community. True to their description as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," The Commercial Break offers a multifaceted listening experience that balances serious discussions with lighthearted banter.

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Note: Timestamps referenced correspond to the provided transcript segments and are approximations based on the transcript's progression.

Transcript

[Chris Joy Hoadley]

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[Brian Greene]

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[Rachel]

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[Brian Greene]

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[Rachel]

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[Unknown Artist]

I saw you in then the VIP bottle service in Hennessy My heart went crazy it skipped a beat I thought that you could be with me I walk over to you, we lock eyes you're my wife and I realize you're with my friend and it's no surprise Watching you two makes my flag rise I have a cup on you I have a cut cut crush on you I hide in the closet let you do what you do I have a cut cut crush on you so baby grab your phone start to swipe we need to spend some time getting it right I don't want you to be alone tonight I want you to cheat without a fight when you're in the bed with my favorite guy I hide myself and try not cry I love you lady but I won't lie my Therapist even wonders why I have a crush on you I have a cut cut crush on you I hide in the closet let you do what you do I have a cut cut crush on you Grab a man and let's paint the town I'll stay in the corner and watch it all go down I promise not to make make a sound While you and neighbor ground and pound it's so lovely to be your man I can't do what the other guys can but when you're happy I feel grand he can be your lion, I'll be your lamb I have a cut cut crush on you I have a cut cut crush on you I hide in the closet let you do what you do I have a cut cut crush on you I have a cut cut crush on you I hide in the closet, let you do.

[Brian Greene]

I.

[Unknown Artist]

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[Brian Greene]

On this episode of the Commercial break. Hey there, cats and kittens. Just jumping on to let you know that we are doing a TCB Classic episode today because of Blue. Yes, Blue, my 12 year old Yorkie who cannot for the life of her figure out how to navigate this little world of hers without using that bark box every 15 seconds. But she is my dog and I do love her. And last night she came down with a case of acute hemorrhagic diarrhea syndrome. Now that's a mouthful and I'm gonna spare you all the gory details, but let's just put it this way. Blood coming out both ends. So after a long night of following around with a mop and a bucket, I decided the best use of my night was to spend time at the emergency vet. Blue's okay. She's on the. But rather than record, we're gonna monitor Blue and make sure that she'll be back with that bark box on future episodes of the commercial break. I gotta be honest, it's kind of quiet around here. It's almost as if I miss the barking. I don't miss the barking, but it's almost as if I miss the barking. All that said, I made a promise to a young lady. Her name is Bella. And her and her mom listen to the show, and if you listen to the show, you know, I made a promise earlier in the week that I would do a Paulie couch cushions episode. And because we always keep our promises, Here at the commercial break, I'm replaying our very first Paulie couch cushions episode, which didn't happen to be all that long ago. So let's all just roll with it. Give Bella what she wants, let Blue calm down and get better. And we'll be back next week with fresh episodes. One more thing before this episode gets started. We have been talking about the commercial break's very first merch drop. Chrissy and I, earlier in the week had said that would be August 4th through the 18th. The powers that be have made the decision that that merch drop is actually happening August 8th through the 22nd. It gives us a little extra time to make sure that the merch is correct, the website works, and that Chrissy and I have had an opportunity to take a look at it. August 8th through the 22nd me drop. And August 8th is when Chrissy and I will be streaming TCB minus. I'll talk more about it in the liners and you can find all the information at the commercial break on Instagram or on our website. Until next week when we meet again. Enjoy this TCB classic. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you. Out there in the podcast universe, I was at. Maybe it was a coffee shop, maybe it was Starbucks. I was up there and I was talking to somebody, some guy that was standing there and he had. I forgot how the conversation started. He had like a bag of plantains or something. And he was mentioning something about coffee. And I said, oh, you got some plantains? My wife is Venezuelan. She likes plantains. To which he replied, oh, your wife is Venezuelan? And I said, yes, she is. And he goes, oh, well, she must have. That was a really, probably a really tough childhood she had. And I said, what do you mean? And he goes, well, I know there's a lot of starving children there and, you know, the education system isn't so good. And I said, are you. Are you a moron? This is the thing you get when you get when you have a bi nationality, when you, like have a mixed family, right, people. And listen, I know I've been guilty of this in my past too. So in my head at least, I don't usually say these words out loud, but people make these huge umbrella assumptions about Venezuelans. It's not Ethiopia. In the 1980s, Venezuela was one of the richest countries on Earth before. Before Hugo Chavez took over and decided to suck all that money from the Venezuelan people. It's also one of the most educated countries on Earth. My wife has two master's degrees. I don't. I have a master in nothing. I barely went to school. I barely made it through school. And my wife had a relatively, generally speaking, normal childhood and grew up in a middle class home and, you know, very nice things. Caracas, I hear, is one of the most beautiful places on Earth. But the assumption sometimes that is made when I say that my wife is Venezuelan is that I took some, you know, poor.

[Rachel]

You adopted her.

[Brian Greene]

I adopted her out of poverty. Yeah. And the uneducated poor woman that I adopted. And this is not. What's that movie with Julia Roberts?

[Rachel]

Pretty.

[Brian Greene]

This is not Pretty Woman. I didn't pull her up out of there. She pulled me up out of poverty and I pulled her into poverty is what happened. Okay, all right. She was doing just fine until she met me. This isn't like a sympathy plea that I made because I like to bring home stray cats. Astrid is well educated, well spoken. Well to do. I mean, well to do a general sense. Right. She's middle class. But I hate it when people just make these stupid assumptions.

[Rachel]

I know.

[Brian Greene]

And he was like, how did you guys communicate at first? And I was like, how do you. With words? What do you mean, how do we communicate? Unlike the United States of America, Venezuela is not under the assumption that everybody in the world is going to speak espanol.

[Rachel]

And she wasn't like a mail order bride.

[Brian Greene]

Yes.

[Rachel]

You were communicating with like a translator from her computer in like a shack.

[Brian Greene]

That's right.

[Rachel]

Somewhere.

[Brian Greene]

I didn't pay per minute to text her and have it translated. I didn't take a tour bus around the country to dance halls looking for women. I mean, I didn't do that. That was. We. We met through a mutual friend's 90 day fiance. Yeah, his 90 day fiance. Or that Russian mail order bride thing that we watched that one time. But it's just like, you know, it, it goes without saying that Venezuela's taking a lot of heat right now, thanks to some people elected duly into office, that Venezuela's taking a lot of heat. And that particularly Trump has flip flopped a lot on Venezuela. When he was in office last time, he wanted to protect the Venezuel communist government. Now the Venezuelans are invading the United States of America. They are more educated, they are harder working. Do you know that almost 75% of all working class male Venezuelan immigrants are working? That's more than any other population domesticated or undomesticated in the United States. They are educated, highly educated, by and large. A lot of them speak the language. It's just kind of silly. They're silly assumptions. And I know we make these assumptions about a lot of different types of people. It's not just Venezuelans. It happens to be the one that's close to my family, but it just drives me up a fucking wall. I just wanted to know if you liked plantains, dude. Yeah, Christina, on many on poor. I didn't need your world dissertation on the state of Venezuela, really, honestly. I think that, you know, we could probably learn a little bit more from people who want to better themselves and better than family. Here's the point. Here's the point that I've been making for a long time. Long before we became so tribalized and long before I met my Venezuelan wife, because I had Venezuelan friends who were essentially my family. That's how I got into the Venezuelan culture and how I met my wife. Geography and where you're born, your nationality is really a lottery. And when you think about it, that's the only way to describe it. It is like a universal you win or you don't win. You're here or you're there kind of lottery. You don't choose where you're born and you don't choose to whom you're born, and you don't choose which lines you're born within or without. You don't. So the fact that a lot of people, especially it seems like right now, get fired up about that imaginary line in the sand and whether or not someone has crossed it or will cross it to make a better life for themselves generally, then I say fuck you because it's a lottery and you, you won it this go round. But what happens if you don't win it next go round, if you believe in that kind of shit? And what happens if someday that imaginary line in the sand moves to the other side of you to not include you? Right, because, you know, United States is the greatest country on earth. I firmly believe that. But maybe it's not always going to be. And maybe you're going to want to go somewhere else and then they're going to say fuck you because we don't like you because you were born in that country. It's such a stupid thing to get all upset about. And here's here. I'm not trying to get on a high horse. Immigration is a hot button issue right now. It really is. Hey, you don't have to be a genius to figure out how I feel about it. I have a Venezuelan wife. You don't need to. You don't need a doctorate or you don't need two master's degrees to figure out how Brian Greene feels about this. I think it's really silly for us to feel so incredibly spiteful and hateful to someone because they were born on the other side of an imaginary line. I really do. Do I think we need immigration reform? Absolutely. If you walk into my house and you're a criminal, do I want you here? No, I do not want you here. But if you're here with good intent and you want to do some good and you feel like you're going to contribute to the household, I'm going to listen. I'm at least going to give you a chance. Right. And all that aside, it's our constitutional obligation to give someone their. Their ability. Well, to argue their case.

[Rachel]

Yeah. I mean, the nation was built on em with immigrants.

[Brian Greene]

That's it. We're all immigrants.

[Rachel]

We are.

[Brian Greene]

We're all immigrants. Very few of us are natives to this land. Yes, but how quickly we forget that when it's time for vitriol, hate, and spit. And I don't understand for the life of me how some people are sleeping at night when the things that they're doing to families and to children and then the people who are cheering them on. It is hate as a sport, and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

And so. And I think that while this guy may not have been one of those people. I don't know, I didn't stand around to talk to him about his particular political leanings. It just sounded really ignorant. Like the whole thing sounded really ignorant.

[Rachel]

That's not a generalization of anybody from a country.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, he's believing the generalizations that are being put out there. Take the time to get yourself educated about the people you're disliking so much. It's so silly, guys. It's fucking silly. You can ha. You can. We can argue about the debt ceiling and, you know, whether or not these laws should be enacted or we should go to war. Not go to war, whatever. We can argue about that in the halls of Congress. That's why we elect officials. But we. And I don't believe in war either. But when we are at home in our own. On our own backyards, and we are literally beating the shit out of people who did nothing except for cross an imaginary line to get a better life.

[Rachel]

Mm.

[Brian Greene]

I think we should really reevaluate our place in humanity. Because that is silliness. And then when we're believing, the lines that are fed to us without any evidence to the contra. Zero evidence that it's true is really. It's really kind of fucked up. It's really fucked up.

[Rachel]

I agree.

[Brian Greene]

And it makes me just sad. It makes me sad. Makes me sad for everybody that is getting caught up in all of this drama. It makes me sad for the people who are probably somewhere deep down, good people, who are just getting caught up in the Facebook posts and the Twitter feeds and the constant barrage of bullshit that's coming at them that they're believing. And it makes me feel most sad for the kids. The children.

[Rachel]

100%.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Who are getting ripped from their families or the family's ripped from them, and then just from the children who are just born in this country right now, who are gonna have to at some point act like the adults that we are not being that, my friend, is the saddest thing of all is that the kids are gonna have to pick up all these dirty fucking pieces because we refuse to act like humans. And that is silliness. Silliness off my high horse. Because someone likes plantains does not mean they grew up in poverty, uneducated, unable to speak any language whatsoever, okay? Just remember that next time you're talking to somebody, okay? Chrissy.

[Rachel]

It'S the happiest place on earth.

[Brian Greene]

Fuck you. Holy sh. Where's the Tylenol? Chrissy and I were talking about the fact that Poly Family, a show that Chrissy and I hated, but we were watching anyway, just all of a sudden up and left.

[Rachel]

Just disappeared.

[Brian Greene]

I cannot find for the life of me any information.

[Rachel]

I can't either. Not either. Usually there would be the little Google thing that says, you know, like somebody else had asked what happened to the show, but it's on IMDb. It's gone. It's not. I mean, it's there. The first six episodes are there, but they totally left it because they there was a storyline happening.

[Brian Greene]

I'm asking ChatGPT to see if he can see if it can search the web and find any information. Poly Family has not officially or formally been canceled, but all signs point to it being gone.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Reddit viewers note that episode five and six aired back to back and were labeled the season finale with no announcement of more episodes.

[Rachel]

Oh, I didn't realize that was labeled season finale, but there was a whole storyline.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. However, speculation is that TLC quietly ended it early, likely due to low ratings. And backlash against cast member Sean, who had been linked to controversies. Oh. Oh, What?

[Rachel]

Sean was the one that nobody wanted to sleep with?

[Brian Greene]

That's right.

[Rachel]

Okay.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. He was the one that none of the girls got excited about.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Controversies was Sean involved with. We are learning this in real time. This is the fog of war, kids. I'm having chat. Tcb. Figure it all out for us. Alleged emotional and psychological abuse. Say it isn't so. Reddit users frequently describe him as controlling and volatile. Control and rage seem to be how he monopolizes the family. It's extremely abusive. Okay, past acqui. I cannot talk today. I am having such a problem. What is wrong with my mouth? Past accusations of sexual harassment. Viewers shared claims that Sean was fired for sexual harassment from a workplace or high school coaching role. Ooh. Involvement of child protection services. Wow. Multiple temporary custody modifications were filed by his ex wife, citing immediate danger and inappropriate online interactions with a minor. One ex wife reported that the Department of Human Services and police interview intervened after allegations of leaving his daughter unsupervised with stepchildren associated with sexual act associated with a sexually acting out committee. What does that. I don't even know what that means. Multiple ex wives and multiple paternity claims.

[Rachel]

Multiple ex wives? I thought they didn't. They didn't have any kids, I thought. I mean, they had the one.

[Brian Greene]

Well, but they're saying he had, like, previously. Yeah, he had previously.

[Rachel]

Oh, he did?

[Brian Greene]

Yes. Wow.

[Rachel]

Okay. Well, that's the reason to yank it.

[Brian Greene]

Okay, well, good night. See you later. Poly family no more. Didn't know that. Had no idea. This is the thing is, like, you know, you get involved with these television shows, and then months and months later, all this bullshit comes out. It's like I was watching 90 Day Fiance the other way a couple of years ago, and there was a guy who was a sperm donor, quote, unquote. And then they had the Netflix documentary the man who Spermed the World or something. I don't know what it was called. To find out that he was a part of a cult, essentially, that was running around trying to make as many children as possible so that they could have their own little fiefdom of kids running around. They wanted their DNA to be like a lineage throughout the world and history by multiplying, but they had to essentially impregnate enough women to make that happen, which is crazy. That's like a weird, I don't know, God fetish or something like that. But I didn't. I had no idea about any of this with Sean. And now I can understand why TLC may have quietly shelved this.

[Rachel]

I think so, too.

[Brian Greene]

But Sean definitely was the X factor in the family for sure.

[Rachel]

Yeah, he was. And he was kind of mean.

[Brian Greene]

He. There was an episode, the first episode with the kid. Yes, yes.

[Rachel]

I hated that.

[Brian Greene]

Where the two fathers. So Poly Family, in case you don't know, in case you have your head in a hole and you're not listening to the commercial break. Poly Family is another, you know, kind of. I don't know how to say this, like, fetish porn from TLC where they get into weird situations of people's lives and make a whole television show about it where two families had gotten together. Two couples, a man and a woman. A man and a woman living under the same roof. All of them fucking each other.

[Rachel]

Well, no, not all of them. It was just the men.

[Brian Greene]

The men fucking the women.

[Rachel]

Yeah, the men would basically switch every other day than you were with the other woman.

[Brian Greene]

They weren't together.

[Rachel]

The women weren't together, and the men weren't together.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. Well, but the one woman did want to be with the other woman, but she had said no.

[Rachel]

Right.

[Brian Greene]

So it was all weird, like. Right. You know.

[Rachel]

Okay, you get the premise.

[Brian Greene]

Then they had kids.

[Rachel]

The other couple had previous kids they brought into it. And then the. They got preg. Everybody got pregnant, like three different times. I don't know.

[Brian Greene]

It was weird. Okay. It's hard to follow. And really, it was non instrumental to the story, so I never really paid attention to whose kids were whose. They wouldn't even tell the children.

[Rachel]

The two older kids were the. Not Sean and his wife. The other couple.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. So they're sitting at a table, one of the daughters comes home. One of the younger daughters comes home from school, and one of the fathers, Not Shawn, can't even remember his name.

[Rachel]

Not Shawn, who was the biological father.

[Brian Greene]

Yes.

[Rachel]

They're the ones that brought those two older children into the marriage.

[Brian Greene]

He says. He starts talking to the daughter, and Sean is sitting at the table also, and he says, nope, not gonna do this. You gotta go downstairs. You're grounded. And the father, the birth father of the child is like, what's going on? And he says, she's grounded. She was grounded. And she can't sit here and talk because she's grounded. Finish her food and go downstairs.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

And he doesn't cause a stink. The birth father doesn't cause a stink. But when the girl leaves, he explains. I just wanted to talk to my daughter after school.

[Rachel]

Yeah. I've been at work all day and.

[Brian Greene]

He'S like, don't make me out to be the bad guy. She's grounded and so she needs to live up. I didn't know talking was against the grounding rules. I mean, I was grounded a lot when I was a kid, but I was still allowed to talk. Exactly, yeah. I mean, especially to my parents. That's. That's what I. That's all I was allowed to do. Essentially. It was just really weird. And Sean was always getting upset about something or other in the situations. He was jealous, he was mad, he didn't like the other guy. The other guy was stepping on his toes, he couldn't be a parent. And go figure, the ladies did not want to have sex with him. They got all excited about the other guy. When it was his night to sleep with them. They got all excited and shaved their legs and put on perfume. But it was Sean's night. They were like. It was like you could tell they just weren't as emotionally, physically or sexually as involved with Sean. As a matter of fact, the very last episode that I saw, one of the couples, the Sean and one of the women went to a tantra yoga sex therapist to get their mojo back. And Sean looked like. I don't even know any other way to say it. He looked like a circus clown trying to fit in in church. I mean, the guy really looked like he was out of his element. He did not know the first thing to do or say when it came to sex or they kind of foreplay with his wife. Now, I don't know that any of these allegations are true. I'm not saying they are. This is literally chat GPT sucking up bullshit information from the Internet could just be people talking because that's what happens when you get. Get a certain amount of notoriety. People come out of the woodwork saying stuff about you and most likely most of it is not true. Yeah, but this chat is citing some references that are not Reddit, like news stories. So maybe Sean was up to no good. And so if that's the case, doesn't TLC do any vetting of these people? If I can figure that out in one second, doesn't somebody at TLC go, ah, we should probably check this guy out.

[Rachel]

Yeah, or speak to his ex wife. She might be coming back around with some allegations here.

[Brian Greene]

Well, if there's multiple legal custody hearings, you can get that information. It's all, you know, you can't. When it comes to families, I think a lot of that stuff is like the redacted, but you can still pretty much figure out what's going on. Plus, you hire a private eye, they can figure out anything. That's what private eyes do. They go through your personal information even when it's sealed. All right, okay, so let's take a break and then we'll be back. Hey, I know you're expecting Rachel, but I wanted to drop in and let you know about two very special events you should think about maybe possibly putting on your calendar. Friday, August 8th Chrissy and I will be watching Rally LA Live while we stream and break it all down. Rally LA Live is a drug lord movie starring Eric Roberts and our favorite preacher, the venerable Pastor Kenneth Copeland. I don't even know if what we are doing is legal, but I know it'll be fun. Stay tuned to our Instagram page for more details. Then on that same Friday, August 8th through the 22nd of August, we'll be dropping our very first merch line. That pre order window only stays open for two weeks, so you'll need to go to shoptcbpodcast.com that's shoptcbpodcast.com to pre order some very good looking merch. We're super excited about it. It's limited time, it's exclusive. Once it's gone, it's gone. And like a late night infomercial, if you pre order merch in that two week window, we're going to give you an an exclusive TCB sticker with every single purchase. So follow us on Instagram hecommercial break. Pay attention to the website tcbpodcast.com, text us if you want a more personal touch 212-4333, tcb and [e-mail] thecommercialbreak so that when we start streaming you get notified. And last but not least, make sure to grab your merch. August 8th through the 22nd shoptcbpodcast.com let's pay some bills and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break.

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[Brian Greene]

Okay, speaking of Sean and douchebags, somebody sent this to me on the TCB phone line. 212-4333 TCB and you feel free to send content ideas. We get quite a few. Some of them are right for the show, some of them are not. Some of them we just haven't gotten to yet. So don't be take offense if you send something and I haven't gotten to it yet. Someone's claimed that this might be the new Frankie B. Like the new younger Frankie B. And I thought, well that's a. Those are hard shoes to fill. But maybe. But maybe. So let's take a look at this guy. He's kind of flying around social media right now. A lot of people talking about this guy and his. His personality, so to speak. I'm not going to say too much more. Let's just. You want to take a listen?

[Rachel]

Let's do it.

[Brian Greene]

Here we go. Go.

[Stack Jack]

Three reasons why you're not getting laid even when you're in shape. Cuz it don't matter, bro. It's about so much More than that. And if you think that's it, you got the whole game up and twisted, man.

[Rachel]

There's so much to digest.

[Brian Greene]

I don't even know where to start.

[Rachel]

Let's start with the black leather sofa he's on. And then the two or three or four throw pillows that are just thrown to the side.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. That's definitely not leather. It's pleather. Let's not get it mixed up. He's got a big black pleather couch, a white wall behind him. Chrissy's right. There are three throw pillows for no good reason whatsoever, thrown next to him for no good reason whatsoever. In no order. What? They're just stacked on top of each other. This is a huge dude. He is a big, beefy guy, probably in his early 30s, I would imagine. High and tight on a little thin Italian beard. Eyebrows till Tuesday. Yeah.

[Rachel]

Well manicured, but definitely their statement.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. White button down, short sleeve shirt, which is a choice. It's a look and it's a choice. I just want you to know that gold chain. He's only got two of the buttons buttoned. And then he's got a huge black belt with a buckle. Huge watch on. Tattoos up and down his arms and on his chest. You have to see this guy. YouTube.com TheCommercialBreak and that accent is unforgettable. Forget about it, guys.

[Stack Jack]

Let's get into it. It came from no women at all. Out of shape, overweight, to having girls that truly.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, my go God. This is team coach. HP is where you can find him, in case you're interested. I'll give him a shout out. He is now showing pictures of what I imagine is him. He doesn't look the same, but okay, maybe the beard is different.

[Rachel]

He doesn't have the hat on.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. There is one picture of him holding a girl, just holding a girl with her face blurred out. And right next to it is a picture of him at what looks like a club or something, I guess.

[Rachel]

Licking.

[Brian Greene]

He's licking her mouth while he's taking a selfie and looking at the camera. It's disturbing.

[Stack Jack]

Listen, I didn't say this. God did. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a pot.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, there we go. What does he even mean by that? I didn't say God said it. You have to be. And I. I'm just gonna say this. I. I don't know who you are, and I'm sure we're gonna be fast. Friends, after this video. But God didn't say anything. The Bible said it. And the Bible was written not by God. I think most historians would agree it's not written by God.

[Rachel]

Well, also, he said God said he was out of shape. Is that what I.

[Brian Greene]

God said we run on submission to women. Submit to us. We run on submission. That's what God said. You know what I'm saying? Let's go over that again. Chrissy, you're not understanding because you're a woman. Just you sit there, shut up and I'll do all the talking, okay?

[Stack Jack]

Well, that's what we do, we run on submission.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, I gotta run that back a little bit more. Chrissy, you're bothering me. You're getting in my head. Now let me go back to these pictures. You see me with this tongue down this throat. That's what the women are submitting to me. You know what I'm saying? Submit to my fat tongue down your throat. God damn it, look at that tongue. It's so beautiful.

[Stack Jack]

Listen, I didn't say this God dead. God said it, okay? She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do. We run on submission in a positive manner.

[Brian Greene]

Do I need to. Do I need to positively run that.

[Rachel]

Back again, I was misunderstanding. I thought he was saying God said. Did she need to decide?

[Brian Greene]

Listen, I didn't say God said it. You were born with a little few less brain cells than us men, Okay? I didn't say it. God said it, okay?

[Stack Jack]

I positively and make the rules. God did. So with that being said, let's dive into it Stack Jack, while I teach you how to max. Subscribe to the video Stack Jack.

[Brian Greene]

What, you can't keep up because you're a woman? Let the guys talk. What are you getting involved for? Stack Jack. Flapping Stack, flap, flap a jack. Flip it floppy it. What about.

[Stack Jack]

Oh no, let's grow together, man. I'm bringing you this heat, so let's grow off it, man. So number one three reasons why you're not getting laid while you're in shape. Why the fuck would that happen while you're in shape?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, why you're in shape because you know, just because you got a. A small dick and big arms doesn't mean you're going to get laid all the time. You got to get your tongue game going. You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, if she doesn't want your tongue all the way down her mouth, if she doesn't want to be eating your tongue like a big fat Piece of steak then. You're not doing it right. All right, now shut up. Flap, flip, flap, flack, a jack. Let it go. All right. Let's grow together. I said it on God.

[Rachel]

I'm bringing the heat.

[Brian Greene]

I'm bringing the heat. Let's grow together. Flapjack. Submission sense.

[Stack Jack]

But I'm gonna break it down, make it make sense. You got the body you dreamed of. You finally got in shape, you got jacked, but you're still not getting results with women. What are we talking about here? Why is this happening? Let's break it the.

[Brian Greene]

Let's break it the. Down, down.

[Stack Jack]

A to Z. Come on, baby. So number one.

[Brian Greene]

A to Z. I thought we were.

[Rachel]

Going one to three.

[Brian Greene]

No, we're going A to Z. Number one. Okay, Shut up. You don't know. God said it. I didn't say it. God said it. Positively, positively zero frame.

[Stack Jack]

This is the first time you've really ever been in shape, so it's not something you.

[Brian Greene]

What happened to the couch cushions? Now we're moving them around.

[Rachel]

He did.

[Brian Greene]

I didn't do it. God did it. Positively. Flip it, flap it. Let it go. All right. Jesus. Chrissy is fucking killing me over here. Trying to get. Trying to talk to the guys. All you're doing is yab, yab, yab, yab. Yeah, yeah.

[Stack Jack]

Comfortable with. And you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading. She doesn't feel like she's being led. So those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led. Muscles.

[Brian Greene]

Where's your leash? You gotta get a leash. You gotta get a collar and a leash. You gotta be led. You know what I'm saying? She wants to be led. Like a little doggy. Ruff, ruff. You know what I'm saying? God said it. I didn't say it. Fuck that. Come on, let's go.

[Stack Jack]

They're an attribute. They're an add in. But yet these girls don't care about the muscles. They come with the confidence and the things that come with the muscles. Being a true leader, decisive, picking out meals. Where we're going.

[Brian Greene]

Picking out. Me? A girl really wants picking up meals. You say, hey, we're going to McDonald's. All right. Double cheeseburger for you. No, I don't think so. Apples. You'll get my apples from the Happy Meal because you fat. I don't like that.

[Rachel]

If we're going stock, stock video or photos of people he's describing.

[Brian Greene]

I didn't do it. Chad did it. Positively. All right, okay. You know what I'm Saying, let's grow together. Let's get it together. Come on. Move those pillows again. All right, good one.

[Stack Jack]

Out at night, my chick said to me, you want to go out tonight? I said, I don't think so. She said, good, me neither.

[Brian Greene]

So I got laid instantaneously. You know what I'm saying? My chick said to me, you want to go out? I said, fuck you. You know, she did. Blow job instantaneously. That's how it goes, micro penis. All right, let's get it together.

[Stack Jack]

She does whatever I want to do. And you have to accept that role as the leader and not. And take it like a man. Otherwise it comes off fraudulent.

[Brian Greene]

Is he on drugs? Yes, of course I am.

[Rachel]

I guess he's very alert. And then his. His eyes flutter.

[Brian Greene]

355Cc'S to GHB before I go hit it. You know what I'm talking about? I got the Roy 255 of Testostis. You know what I'm saying? Testostis. I didn't say it. God said it. He said, get as swole as you can. They get a blowjob before dinner. And if she wants to go pizza, you say, no, I want steak. That's how it goes. All right? I didn't say it. God said it. It's submit it. All right, God damn it. Flip, flap, get it, stack it. Let's go. Let's throw together. All right?

[Stack Jack]

You're not leading. With frame is number one. And most importantly. And if you're not doing that, you're gonna lose. You're gonna lose, lose, lose, lose, lose.

[Rachel]

What is he doing?

[Brian Greene]

I fell asleep for a minute, though. All right. Okay. All right, let's go together. Come on. What are we doing? All right. I just got out of the gym. I'm tired. What can I tell you? A little heroin never hurt anybody.

[Stack Jack]

So you're not taking the lead. You just have muscles, but you're not decisive. Showing the way, leading the relationship, getting respect by other men. So most importantly, it's. It's the frame.

[Brian Greene]

So you getting respect by other men. You're not getting your asshole tickled a little bit by other men. Chrissy, she doesn't like that. She wants. She wants to see you getting a little ball licking from other guys. That's what I'm saying. You. You see a little ball licking, then she ball licks your balls. Everybody's in on you know what I'm saying? Come on, hit it. Had it. Let's go. All right. What's going on? My playoff couch. It's making noises. I'm sleeping. My watch is too heavy. What can I tell you? I don't know.

[Stack Jack]

Go on these dates. You're half hazard. You're.

[Brian Greene]

You're half hazard. He literally nodded out half sentence. Yes. I think he's on something. Yeah, or he's really tired. Pass.

[Stack Jack]

You're half hazard. You looked up.

[Brian Greene]

You're half hazard. You half hazard your cream pie. You over waddled. You're underweighted. Oh, what are we on? Hey, I didn't do it. God did it. What can I say? Positivity. Let's go. Let's grow together.

[Rachel]

Wow.

[Brian Greene]

I can hear tweedly music in the background. He just falls asleep halfway. Yeah.

[Rachel]

That's weird.

[Brian Greene]

He really did just fall asleep halfway through his sentence. That was a little weird, Paul.

[Stack Jack]

But when she speaks to you, she could feel the weakness in your voice, the nervousness. You're still asking her where she wants to go. The whole relationship is thrown off center because she feels no power in you, no fucking release of her feminine energy.

[Rachel]

She wants to go.

[Brian Greene]

That's right. So far I've made two points in my A to Z. Number one. Number one was tell her where to go. Number two was tell her where to go. No, Number three is telling where to go. Foreshadowing there. You don't know what that means. Shut up.

[Stack Jack]

You know, fucking leave it at the door. He'll take care of it. None of that energy. So all that muscle means nothing. You have to own it. You have to own who you are. And it's not about money. It's about everything but money. It's about lead, control, honor.

[Rachel]

You look at the pillows?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, I'm looking at the pillows. They're jumping from one side to the other. What can I say? I didn't do it. God did it. I got ghosts in my house. Where's Theresa Caputo when you need it? That broad come over here and she'd figure out where the ghost are. Look, I got dollar bill pillows.

[Rachel]

They are. Oh my.

[Brian Greene]

He's got throw pillows that have George Washington on them.

[Rachel]

And the other one is a hundred dollar bill.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, that's classic. Oh, where did you get those? Pottery Barn?

[Rachel]

I don't think they're selling them.

[Brian Greene]

No. Kmart.

[Stack Jack]

Respect, integrity. So a few dates in. You're still acting lackluster. Barely wants to sleep with you. You wait until 3, 4, 5, 6 dates, even get laid for the first time. It's a massive lack of confidence in itself. So you're just dropp on all avenues, man.

[Brian Greene]

You need to you dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls. You know what I'm saying? You gotta drop a nut. First one, two dates, that's gotta do. You gotta tell her, hey, I don't care what you want to eat. We're gonna have some pizza. We're gonna flip it, flap it, let it go. I'm gonna drop a little jizz on you and then I'm gonna make a video. I'm gonna take a nippy nap. And when I get up, I expect this place to be clean.

[Rachel]

But there's dollar bill pop pillows back.

[Brian Greene]

I know it's our first date and it's a blind one to death, but I'm gonna need my room clean and go upstairs, make some ragu with my mom. Chop chop. I need some vase of a vu.

[Stack Jack]

Lead and leave from the front lead strong. If you never advance with sexual nature, touch and things of this nature. You don't flirt properly. You don't fucking put energy on her. You're soft, you're weak. You're scared to think and talk about sex. Sh. Wow.

[Brian Greene]

Wow. Even I'm getting turned on by this guy. You don't fucking leave. You don't touch her.

[Rachel]

Things of that nature.

[Brian Greene]

You don't grab her breasts in the car at a stop sign. What are you doing? You don't stick your tongue directly down her throat all the way. That's what you got to do. I don't know what that. Sorry. Had to take a nippy nap there. If mommy didn't put me to bed tonight, what can I tell you all you want? A thousand bucks? He is videotaping this from the basement of his mom's house.

[Stack Jack]

Oh yeah, you don't care about sex. You get sex. So when I'm on a date with a chick, I always say la. Knock, knock.

[Brian Greene]

Sorry, what was I. Was I talking about tits? What was I going on? I don't know. Flip it, flap it, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together. Let's go together. All right. Come on. I don't know what to tell you. Wow, this is great. All right, we'll be back. We're gonna take a break. Stay tuned. Hey there, cats and kittens. It's Rachel. I have a terrible cold old. But Brian wanted me to pass along the message that tcb's exclusive merch drop happens Friday, August 8th through the 22nd. You can pre order your limited edition commercial break, hat, hoodie, university sweater or T shirts and get an exclusive TCB sticker free with every purchase. Go to shoptcbpodcast.com Friday, August 8th through the 22nd. Second to pre order your merch, because when the window closes, it closes for good. So mark it on your calendars. Friday, August 8th through the 22nd. Shop tcb podcast.com Now I'm gonna go take some dayquil and feed Axel more pork chops. Best to you.

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[Brian Greene]

We're really doing this, huh?

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[Brian Greene]

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[Brian Greene]

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[Brian Greene]

All right, we're back with pizza pozzuoli pollo pua. Here we are. All right, pua pizza pozzuoli. I'm here with you. Let me tell you the rest of this story before I fall back as sleep. All right? I got my couch cushion set. I'm ready to go. No, no.

[Stack Jack]

What are you talking about? You know, if it goes, it goes there. I just want to have chemistry. I'm more of the type that, you know, has sexual energy and intellectual nature. I'm not worried about none of that.

[Brian Greene]

I got sexual energy and intellectual nature. I like to talk about your tits all the time. I know what they are. The breasticles. That's what my mommy calls them. The mammary glands. The milk comes out of them. I know. I saw National Geographic when I was a kid. What do you think? I'm intellectual? So I got a problem. I'm on some medication. What can I tell you? I got my dick shank and then grew, and now I'm here. You got to lead with the frame. That's what you got to do. You got to tell them where to go. Chrissy, tell them where to go. I. I don't know what you want me to do. God said it, I didn't say it. On submission positively.

[Stack Jack]

I'm doing things. I'm touching. Talking about the workout we're going to have and things of nature. I'm always running my foot.

[Brian Greene]

I'm going to work you out. You're not going to understand. I'm going to get your glutes.

[Rachel]

Oh my God.

[Brian Greene]

I'm going to get your glutes and your boots.

[Rachel]

I'm touching you. Talk about working out.

[Brian Greene]

That's right. I'm going to get your labia and your labia. I'm going to get it all. Don't worry about it. I'm going to leave you. I got a frame. I'm gonna lead you. I'm lead with my frame. Here I go. Ready? Just give me a second. Gotta take a little nap. I'm so tired. I've been up all day trying to make this video. I've been up since 1pm Trying to make this video. It's already 2:30. I got. I'm hungry. What can I say? I gotta get another protein shake.

[Stack Jack]

First date kiss.

[Brian Greene]

Shit.

[Stack Jack]

You know, listen. I could tell you really want to kiss me right now. Listen, the way you're looking at me right now, I can tell you really want to kiss me. It's gonna make me real uncomfortable, you know?

[Brian Greene]

He is wasted.

[Rachel]

Yeah, something.

[Brian Greene]

Bro, you're wasted. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's medication that you're prescribed. You may be a narcoleptic, but your eyes are straight fading. And I've known enough and I've seen enough. I know one when I see one. That's all I got to say. Back to the video. I hurry up, I'm about to go down. That's why he's got the pillow next to him so he can take a nap.

[Stack Jack]

Do something about it right now. Plus it's gonna worry me about our future. And if you're gonna take action on anything we need to do, baby. So lines like this but instead you're telling about your work, your travel, your dog. And nothing in relation of sexual energy bring attention exciting this girl's life so that she never wants to go any.

[Brian Greene]

What is he talking about?

[Rachel]

I don't know.

[Brian Greene]

I'm surprised this channel doesn't have a million followers yet. Really? You're talking about your dog. You're talking about lunch. You're talking about whatever. I'm talking about my dick and your vagina. What are we talking about? I'm gonna work you out and Then I'm gonna work you up. And then I'm gonna take a Nicky little nappy. And then Mommy's go me her famous ragu. And we're going to have some bread and fossa food. You're going to go home. I got to go down to my bed. It's a single. What do you want me to do? I'm still living in my mom's basement. You mad at that? Don't be mad at that. It's not me, it's God. God told me. God said live on my parents for the rest of my life. What can I tell you? I don't like you. You like me. Okay, let's go. I'm going to make a video real quick. I'll talk to you later. Got to go work out.

[Stack Jack]

Where ever again. Outside on a date with you. And then you go three, four, five, six dates. In barely having sex. Even after you've had sex. You don't keep a girl retainer because your sex is weak. You got to do it anywhere and everywhere. In a car, in the spot. In the bathroom. As soon as she walks in the door.

[Rachel]

As soon as she walks in the door, boom.

[Brian Greene]

In the spot where? The restaurant. In the spot. Oh, my God.

[Rachel]

Wow.

[Brian Greene]

I love, love, love guys like this.

[Rachel]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Greene]

I've had so many friends with this exact same accent. And I love. I had a guide, a guy that I worked with. His name was Corey. I loved Corey. Corey. And Corey introduced me to David Mamet, the famous playwright. Right. His books. And. And. And I just fell in love with David Mamet and his books. And Corey knew how to recite these. But he had this exact same accent, this exact same build. He lived with his mom. I mean, the whole nine yards. Right? And I loved him. Highly intelligent, really sweet guy. Very creative. But these guys are so funny. Only they have the spot. But the spot really means any. It could be anywhere. It could be the restaurant, the place where we meet.

[Rachel]

Well, bathroom.

[Brian Greene]

Gotta hit him at the spot. Yeah, hit him at the spot. Hit him at the spot. Spot.

[Stack Jack]

Throw over the counter. Kinky. No head. Just him, bro. And we'll talk about that whack.

[Brian Greene]

And later, let's talk about that wack. And no head. I don't want no head.

[Rachel]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Greene]

I want to stick my tongue down your throat. You seen the picture? Let me show you the picture. That's how I like it.

[Stack Jack]

The man. Anywhere. Every time.

[Brian Greene]

I like how that was edited.

[Rachel]

I know.

[Brian Greene]

I like how he had to cut three into an edit. Was I said saying I'll edit together later.

[Stack Jack]

Mess her hair up. Masculine but in control and this level but not needing it. Like a. Like a cornball. But it should be nasty, bro. And this should.

[Rachel]

This is amazing.

[Brian Greene]

This guy. Oh man. And here's the thing. There are plenty of suitors out there for him that are getting turned on by every word he's saying. They just love it. They love this shit. They just. They think it's great that he's going to throw him against the Conner and make it messy and do it in the spot.

[Stack Jack]

Never end. You should never live together. So it always stays like this. My whole script and play playbook is going to change the game on how to keep a girl forever.

[Brian Greene]

He's going to change the game on how to keep a girl. That's right. You never live with them. Never. Always with mommy, never with them. Mommy does you. Mommy makes you bed, your girlfriend doesn't. You know what I'm saying? Chrissy, I didn't make up the rules. God made up the rules. It says in Corinthians or some shit like that. It says make your bed, don't make your bed. Mommy make your bed, not your girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? Don't live with them ever. Don't do that. That's a. That's a recipe for the whole relationship to go downhill. You can fuck them in your mom's house, fuck them in the spot, fuck them in the bathroom, fuck them in the portaloo. I don't care. Get them wherever you get them. Throw them over the counter, throw them over the dog bed, throw them over the balcony, Throw them over the balcony. Make sure you pick them up, Bring them back inside, clean them up a little bit, Fuck em again. That's you how I do it.

[Stack Jack]

And even in a marriage frame, we'll have the party, not the paper sign. But it's going to keep it like nobody's business ever. I'm going to be the best ever to create this shit, you know? Okay. You understand me?

[Rachel]

What is wrong with his eyes?

[Brian Greene]

He's fading out. That looks like he's fading out. That looks like an opiate or diazepam reaction to being over medicated. Like he's on pain medicine. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. No, I'm just saying there's something. I've seen people in this state, we've all, not all of us, but some of us have had surgery where they give you high doses of medication. You do what's called fading out. You're Mid sentence. And then you feel an overwhelming urge to close your eyes, but you're not really closing them. They're actually rolling in the back of your head. And that's what's going on with this guy.

[Stack Jack]

So it's nasty with it. No games.

[Brian Greene]

Okay, but you need okay he said.

[Stack Jack]

Okay to control everything, A to Z. Switching the places, toys in there, you know, things she's never done before. Not in a weird way, but, you know, just using it on one spot where you're hitting in the other spot.

[Rachel]

Not in a weird way.

[Brian Greene]

You gotta bring in a chimpanzee, maybe a couple zebras, a small car, but not in a weird way. You gotta keep it. Not in a weird way. You don't wanna scare her off, but you put one toy in her mouth, one toy in her ass. Get a zebra to hit her tits. You know what I'm saying? Not in a weird way. Don't make it weird, Chrissy. It's not weird said. It's in the submission. Flap it, flip it, let's go, let's go together, let's grow together. Come on. I'm doing this.

[Rachel]

What happened to one the 1, 2, 3 points?

[Brian Greene]

I don't know. I fell asleep a little while ago. I forgot all about it.

[Stack Jack]

I think she's never done before. Sex ended up, you know, in there and in the beginning, before it gets there. Advancing it to there in a masculine, strong way or being respectful.

[Brian Greene]

Wow, he is a mouthful of words without any thoughts. These are literally words strung together.

[Stack Jack]

Nature, you guys are just weak and then you get into it and you don't want to worry about it too much. And sex is a huge advancement in relationship and you need to take it seriously. And it's a big part in getting laid to begin with and how to come off.

[Rachel]

Sex is a big.

[Brian Greene]

Is a big part of getting laid. I agree. He said something that made sense there. He said something that made sense. If you're looking to get laid, sex is going to be a big part of it. Take Brian's word for it. I'm. No, you know, what is his name?

[Rachel]

Casanova.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, Version of. Or whatever his name is. But I'll tell you right now, if you're looking to get laid, sex is probably what you want to do.

[Stack Jack]

Oh, controlled acting, like you don't care about it. Yeah, Just come in for this glass of wine when you leave dinner, you know, you can leave in 10 minutes. You know, I gotta go to bed. Tired anyway. Good. You know, leave your shoes on. Don't take them off.

[Brian Greene]

Boom.

[Stack Jack]

Cuz we're gonna be chilling anyway. And then before you know it.

[Brian Greene]

Fuck. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, no. Don't put your purse down. I'm gonna you right there. Leave the groceries. Leave the groceries in your hand. Don't worry about the eggs. I'm gonna you real quick. Don't take your shoes.

[Rachel]

Boom, boom, boom.

[Brian Greene]

Mom gets mad when you bring shoes in the house. Just boom, boom, boom. See you later. All right. Leave the wine. Don't forget the eggs. I need the eggs. I gotta make an omelette before I take a nappy everywhere.

[Stack Jack]

And then number three. You don't live like a savage. In the beginning. Dayton phrase. And in the beginning. The beginning. She could see the weakness. You work your corporate job. You do it.

[Brian Greene]

Corporate drum.

[Stack Jack]

You do. But you don't take any risk. Where's the mentorship you joined? Where's the life that you're leading that you're going to bring on to?

[Brian Greene]

Where's a mentorship you joined? What?

[Rachel]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Brian Greene]

I don't know either.

[Stack Jack]

Last a country you traveled to. When's the last time you took a business risk? When was the last time you got in a boxing ring and punched somebody in the mouth? And.

[Rachel]

Whoa. When's the last time you go business? When's the last time you got a box him and punch somebody in the mouth?

[Stack Jack]

I'm beat up by someone twice your size. When are you going to show fearless nature like you don't give a. You talk about being stressed. You're going to down her life. Not excited like you live like a savage. If they're not trying to kill me, put a gun to my head or put me in a jail. So I'm worried about anyone, anytime, anywhere. We're not going to get this apartment.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, wow. Why did we take that there? What happened? Cool.

[Stack Jack]

We're not going to get this job. Cool. They're going to take my fucking place. Cool. They're going to fire me. Cool. You need to.

[Brian Greene]

Wow.

[Rachel]

They're going to foreclose on my house.

[Brian Greene]

They're going to foreclose on my house. Cool. They're gonna shoot me in the balls. Cool. I don't need that dick anyway. You. I didn't say it. God said it. Let's go together. Let's grow together.

[Stack Jack]

Like a savage. Fearless. And that rubs off on her and makes her just want to spread her legs and give herself to you because you've taken control of yourself and have massive discipline. This is it. Subscribe to the video. This is the Type that we're living masculine frame, enticing and excite. Except exciting sex was number two on the way up and number one. But last but not least, the frame of the relationship and especially those first few dates has to be so on point because everyone's in that action. You need to control that. Guys. Stack Jack White, teacher at a Mac. Comment on the video. Subscribe to the channel so we could grow together, man. Click the link in the description for my email newsletter. Get free emails every day. Go to my Instagram and I'll hit you with some nasty new content you never seen before. But let's go together. Support me supporting you and let's do this thing, baby.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, wow. So much to digest. I wouldn't even know where to start. But I have a feeling we have a brand new YouTube channel that we are going to be all over.

[Rachel]

Like thank you to whoever that just.

[Brian Greene]

Sent us that Stack Jack. Let it rap. Let's go, let's go together. Let's teach you how to Mac. I'm going to do it. I'm going to hit you with some nasty. You ain't there for some seen before. Like that picture of me with tongue down my girl's throat. Oh, wow. Guys like this, I wonder how much exactly they're actually getting laid, yo. Because any of that advice, I mean, I know that there are girls out there that are all into this. Yeah, but, but Snooki is taken. Snooki has spoken for. So all the people from Jersey Shore or have boyfriends. So. Wow. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you for sending that in. That was a good one. And I will be following up on that because hopefully there's just a gold mine of many videos we can watch. I took a quick look at his YouTube channel this morning and he had 74 followers, so. But I have. I have a feeling he's gonna blow up. Yeah, he's gonna blow up. This content ain't gonna stay a secret for very long. Long. There's guys like, guys and girls like us all over the world looking for the next podcast hit sensation. And we just found it, I think. All right. Yeah. Wow.

[Rachel]

I'm still trying to. My head's still reeling.

[Brian Greene]

I'm still wondering why he was falling.

[Rachel]

Asleep and why the pillows?

[Brian Greene]

Why? Why the pillows? I don't get them to take the pillows out. It would have looked so much better. Stand up or something. Something Give it a little bit of energy. But I'm not sure he could stand up. Looks like he was falling asleep. Yeah, he's gonna hurt himself fall over. Whatever you're on, bro, take a little bit less of it next time. A little bit less of it. All right. 212-4333 tcb 212-433-3822 questions, comments, concerns or content ideas like that, we would love it. We'll take it. We'll run with it. If we like it, we'll stack jack and flip it up while we whack it at. I don't know, we'll do something. I didn't say it. God said it. God said it.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

So hit us up. Also, if you'd like to see a live taping of the commercial break, one of two ways. If you're in the Atlanta area, let us know via the text message or let us know you want to watch us on Twitch and Kick and we'll send you a link when we do so at the commercial break on Instagram. Instagram. TCBpodcast.com is the website and YouTube.com the commercial break for all of the episodes on video when they air here on the audio. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do today?

[Rachel]

I think so.

[Brian Greene]

I'll tell you that I love you.

[Rachel]

I love you.

[Brian Greene]

Best to you and best you out there in the podcast universe. Flip it, flap it. Let's grow together. Let's go together. Bye.

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