TCB Classic: Sexual Like A Man!

Summary

The Commercial Break — TCB Classic: Sexual Like a Man!

Episode 629 (Originally aired ~Episode 629, re-released March 5, 2026)
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Main Theme: Hilarious breakdown of a notorious "pickup artist" seminar at the 21 Convention with classic TCB irreverence

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Episode Overview

Bryan and Krissy revisit an infamous episode from their archives to review a presentation from the 2014 21 Convention—where self-styled "pickup artists" teach men how to "be sexual like a man." Using their signature blend of sarcasm and chaotic comedic commentary, the duo dissects a cringeworthy live demonstration of pickup techniques, skewers the toxic masculinity on display, and trades stories about awkward flirtations (both theirs and society’s worst).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene and Catching Up

• Holiday Plans & Podcasting Life
  The episode begins with Bryan and Krissy joking about their relentless holiday podcast schedule ([03:26]), lampooning their contractually obligated "3,000 episodes a year" and riffing on family traditions—like “Brian talking about shaving his balls” for the kids on Christmas morning.

  • "What better gift than to hear Brian talk about his high calcium and low T?" – Bryan ([05:08])

• Personal Updates: Medical Mayhem Bryan describes his recent surgery-induced “hyperthyroiditis,” explaining he’s basically “high on natural cocaine” this week ([14:14]).

  • "I got rid of the parathyroid problem. I picked up a thyroid problem." – Bryan ([15:30])

2. Decanter Disasters & Wine Tales

• Running Bit: Wine & Testicles Recurring jokes about a “penis-shaped decanter” serve as a callback to an earlier episode. Bryan and Krissy riff on the absurd device and tell related stories—like the friend who ordered a $12k bottle of wine and the waiter who spilled a third of its contents ([08:18]).

  • "The DD canter is officially a thing. I mean, it's crazy." – Bryan ([05:34])

• Tasting Notes & Old Wine Disgust Anecdotes about bad, ancient wines (“literally like drinking liquid dirt,” per Bryan, [12:06]), segue into joking about wine preferences and holiday décor.

3. The 21 Convention Video: How to Be Sexual Like a Man

[Primary segment: 18:08–46:28]

a. Introduction & Setup

• Concept: The 21 Convention, originally about pickup artistry, features a 2014 presentation titled "How to Be Sexual Like a Man." Bryan tees up the video: “Halfway through, it goes off the rails when he invites a nice young lady to come up so he can show the guys how to get sexual like a man.” ([15:14])
• Bryan’s Take: “…basically what the 21 Convention was originally geared toward. And in 2014, one of our friends… literally, the name of the presentation is how to Be Sexual Like a Man.” ([15:14])

b. Breaking Down the "Game"

• Pickup Artist’s Philosophy: Attraction as ‘Magnetic Pull’ The speaker’s thesis is that attraction is essentially inevitable and “magnetic” if you “just want to touch” the person ([21:05]). Bryan and Krissy immediately lampoon the body language and intensity:

  • “He hasn't blinked the entire time. He's like me. You think he's got hyperthyroiditis?” – Bryan ([21:06])
  • “I'm picturing him waddling with his dick first.” – Chrissy ([20:34])

• Notable Quotes from the Speaker:

  • “It’s just a natural expression of ‘I want to be close to you. I just want to touch you.’” ([21:05])
  • “If I lean in and our hands graze, not only will that send that electricity through our bodies, but I’m also gonna get to gauge where she’s at with this whole physical contact thing.” ([31:15])
  • “Words don’t matter. They never did. Only thing that matters is the feeling.” ([36:28])

• Hosts’ Real-Time Reactions:

  • “[She’s] already creeped out…” – Bryan ([24:44])
  • “If some guy did this to me, I’d be like, ‘What is happening?’” – Chrissy ([28:01])
  • “She has backed away slightly… every time he touches her” – Chrissy ([40:36])

c. Uncomfortable Demonstration

• Live Example with a Reluctant Volunteer The speaker invites a (redacted) woman onstage to demonstrate “getting physical”:

  • The hosts note obvious discomfort: “She… could not be more terrified that she's up there.” – Bryan ([29:08])
  • Shots at the lack of chemistry: “Do you think these two have any kind of romantic connection beforehand? No, I'm assuming not.” – Bryan ([26:38])
  • Host mockery: “He is staring directly at her forehead… This is not the way to physically approach a woman in a bar. I can promise you that.” – Bryan ([30:06])
  • “She’s looking down at the floor.” – Bryan ([41:11])

• On Pickup Misconceptions & Creepiness

  • “Hands have a lot of nerve endings in them…” [31:15] (B&K joke about the absurdity and the lack of consent in demonstration.)
  • “Is he pulling her hand toward his cock?” – Bryan ([33:00])
  • “He’s holding her wrist, not her hand, because I think he knows he can’t go in for the kill here with her.” – Bryan ([35:10])
  • “She must be blindsided by this whole thing.” – Chrissy ([35:42])

• Flirting Advice Gone Wrong

  • The pickup artist’s big tip: “Flirt with everyone,” including waitresses and “older women” for practice ([43:52]).
  • “If you want to be on a sex offender registry list…” – Bryan ([43:08])
  • Bryan points out the flaw: “Every single time you meet a girl, even if you’re not attracted to her, try and hold her hand, grab her hips, give her a kiss—Yeah, sure. Works for me, Chrissy.” ([43:37])

d. Critical Commentary & Takeaways

• Mocking the Lack of Self-Awareness

  • “Terrible advice for people who really need some good advice.” – Bryan ([48:59])
  • “Just be comfortable inside your own skin and make somebody else feel comfortable inside of their own skin. Not grab them by the hips and rub your beard all over them.” – Bryan ([48:59])
  • “He’s not sexual like a man. He speaks a little weird, too, being honest with you.” – Bryan ([48:59])
  • “He is so creepy.” – Chrissy ([35:56])
  • “Words don’t matter. They never did.” – Bryan, relaying the speaker’s words, incredulous ([36:41])

• The Hosts’ Debrief

  • “I think I’ve been doing this wrong the entire time… I wish I had taken this advice long before, because I would be a stud of epic proportions.” – Bryan ([46:11])
  • Both hosts agree the talk reflects why “pickup” conventions are so maligned and why real connection can’t be forced.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Bryan (satirizing the “no, you’re sweet” pickup line):
  “I’ll take extra syrup with my pancakes. You know how many freebies I’ve gotten that way. Just blowjobs right under the table…” ([02:57 & 46:41])
• Chrissy, on what to do if a man is overly forward:
  "If some guy did this to me, I would be like, and what is happening?" ([28:01])
• Speaker, on body language:
  “If a woman feels comfortable with your hand on her hip, you are golden.” ([38:49])
• Bryan, on pickup tactics:
  “Terrible advice for people who really need some good advice.” ([48:59])
• Bryan, after the demonstration:
  "Honestly, I've never wanted something not to happen so bad in my life." ([41:57])
• Chrissy:
  “She’s mortified.” ([36:58])
• Bryan, summarizing the overall lesson:
  “Not grab them by the hips and rub your beard all over them. That’s a terrible piece of advice. Terrible.” ([48:59])

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Timestamps of Major Segments

• [03:26] – Show intro, holiday schedule, “12 days of TCB”
• [05:34] – Penis-shaped wine decanter riff
• [10:32] – Stories about expensive wine disasters and old wine
• [14:14] – Bryan’s hyperthyroiditis and real-life impact
• [15:14] – Setting up the 21 Convention video review
• [18:08]–[46:28] – Main video breakdown: “How to Be Sexual Like a Man” by Nick Sparks at the 21 Convention
• [35:10] – Analysis of the failed “pickup” demonstration and boundaries
• [43:08] – “Practice” advice mocked by Bryan
• [48:59] – Reflection on (bad) dating advice and criticisms of pickup seminars

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is packed with rapid-fire banter, scathing sarcasm, and improvisational riffing typical of Bryan and Krissy’s “cheesecake factory of comedy” style. Their friendship gives a casual, irreverent charm—never mean-spirited, but always critical of cringey or misogynist content.

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Key Takeaway for Listeners

While presented as comedy, the episode delivers a real critique of "pickup artistry," making clear—through both laughter and horror—that genuine connection requires mutual respect, not invasive techniques. Tune in if you like your social commentary dripping with wit, irreverence, and a side of dark humor.

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For a cringe-laugh combo and a reminder of what NOT to do in dating, this is a TCB classic.

Transcript

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[Brian Green Screen]

Hey there cats and kittens. It's TCB Classic day and for this DCB classic we gotta stretch our arms all the way back to episode number 629, which is 300 episodes ago. But like three weeks ago on this episode, fully equipped with Christina liners and everything, Chrissy and I review the 21 convention. You know the 21 convention down in Orlando where all the pickup artists go to mansplain to you how to pick up all those chicks they have failed to learn how to pick up? You do the circular math. Anywho, this was one of my favorite episodes from the entirety of the 600s. And it was requested by one of you. So Tony, from me to you, here's episode 629, how to get sexual like a man.

[Commercial Announcer]

Would you pay £70 for a cuddle?

[Brian Green Screen]

I don't like being touched by strangers.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I know.

[Brian Green Screen]

I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled. On this episode of the commercial break.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

No, you.

[Brian Green Screen]

And then she's like, no, you're so sweet. And then you're like, no, you sweetie. That's so sweet. And then she says, no, you're so sweet. Sweet. And then you say, I'll take extra syrup with my pancakes. You know me freebies. I've gotten that way. Just blowjobs right under the table. Works every time. You know how many old ladies are giving me head? Taking out their dentures and knocking one off in the bathroom cuz I flirt with everybody. Everyone,

[21 Convention Speaker]

the next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah boy. Oh yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green screen. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Happy Friday after Halloween Halloweeny. Thank you very much. And so now it's November 1st and it's officially holiday season. Holiday season is here and. But no rest for us, Chrissy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

That's right, Brian.

[Brian Green Screen]

Our podcast network has told us that we cannot take any days off the holiday season and then we must produce more content than ever.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bah humbug.

[Brian Green Screen]

Bah humbug indeed. Goal in our stockings for the holiday season. But I thought it was an important time to let people know that, you know, some podcasts do take off for the holiday season. We will not be taking off any time for the holiday season.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Rest for us.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yes, we've taken off enough time. Between my parathyroid, your Men foe and all the trips we've taken, we've taken off enough time this year and we're contractually obligated to meet the a certain amount of episodes. I think that's 3000 per year. So we're only at 2800. So we will be live with fresh episodes. I say live, you know? You know what I mean? We'll be fresh episoding it the entire holiday season, including the 12 days of TCB. Our first ever 12 days of TCB. December 13th through the 25th through Christmas Day. Brand new episodes for you to enjoy. So enjoy your holiday vacation with some mediocre comedy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, get the family around the yuletide and Blast up on tcb.

[Brian Green Screen]

Let the kids open up presents while Brian talks about shaving his balls. What's.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

What's better gift than that?

[Brian Green Screen]

What better gift than to hear Brian talk about his high calcium and low tea? It'll be fun for the whole family. The kids will love it. And for our Jewish friends. Light the candles and Light the candles.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Spin the dreidel.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. And listen to Brian talk about dipping his balls in wine, which.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, my. My God. We saw it on.

[Brian Green Screen]

The DD canter is officially a thing. I mean, it's crazy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It really is. And you said that to me. I was like, oh, my God. So did they. Did they also hear the story at the same time and actually went through with the idea of putting together a product?

[Brian Green Screen]

You know, I know that I'm crazy

[Chrissy Hoadley]

and I know that they hear us.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, that's the question. I know that I have had very high calcium for a long time, and that kind of leads your brain to go different places. But there is some times when I see stuff out there or I hear certain people say certain things, and I just wonder if they heard that on an episode of the commercial break or if they literally came to that conclusion around the same time. Chrissy. I sent Chrissy a picture the other day of an actual penis shaped decanter with like a DD canter with balls. And. And it's a real item that you can buy. You can literally buy a penis. A DD canter. Yeah. And I thought to myself, wow. And it got served up to me in an ad. In an ad that. I know where they're serving that ad to me. So is it because I talked about decanting wine with your testicles, tasting your tasty teas, that they serve that up to me, or is this just a product that was developed right away? Right away, sir. Sir, your testicles have impeccable taste. This is a Chateau Memoir, 1967. Would you like to stick your hairy teas in it? Yes. Somalia.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I exfoliated this morning.

[Brian Green Screen]

I just nut foliated. My buds are blooming and ready for the tasting. Yes. I can imagine being at, like, Hal's or something like that, whipping out your nuts. Yeah. Dipping them in the Canterbury.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Would you like to taste it with your tongue or your testicles?

[Brian Green Screen]

Well, now that you ask, do you mind? I can see the kids bringing their, like, their wives and husbands home with all the kids. And I'm just around the table like Clark Griswold, and I break out a bottle of wine. I've been saving this for a very Special occasion. And I pour it into like a cereal bowl. Just take out my testicles and dip it in there. Yep, yep.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Chef's kiss.

[Brian Green Screen]

Chef's kiss. So delicious. That's good. Go ahead. You don't mind if I take a second taste, do you?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Don't want to be wasteful.

[Brian Green Screen]

No. Let every drip drop back into the bowl, into the decanter.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

That's the, that's the special stuff.

[Brian Green Screen]

That's the good stuff. That's a hundred dollars a drop. I tell you the story about. We had this friend one time and he went into. We went to celebrate our engagement. Astronauts engagement. So this is years ago and this friend was very wealthy. He had a lot of money and. And I think not. Doesn't know what to do with it. So he would often laugh. Yeah, he would spend on lavish things for his friends. He was super generous. Always very generous. Generous to a fault. And we went, he invited us to dinner. We went to this very nice steakhouse here where we live, very well known steakhouse. And he's looking on the wine menu and he says, hey, will you guys drink some wine and celebrate? And even though as I don't drink a whole bunch, we were like, of course, you know, it's our engagement, let's do it. And he said, okay, I'm going to take the most expensive bottle of wine that you have, is what he told the waiter. And the waiter said, well, that's like a. That's a screaming eagle. It's like $12,000, something like that. And. And so he said, yeah, whatever. Whatever it is, these people brought out that wine. And it was a parade through the restaurant. I mean, the restaurant's not very big. It probably holds like 150 people. And everyone, they brought it out, like with such gallantry. And there's these, this special decanter that came on a plate that had all these like, you know, it looked like a science experiment, like tubes that swirled and all this stuff. The poor kid opens up the wine and starts pouring it into the decanter and he spills like a good portion of that wine. He's just shaking, I think is really what's going on gone. Yeah. And as he. And then he was like trying to pour a taste and he spilled more of it. The kid, sport, spilled a third of the wine on the, on the tablecloth. That's like $4,000 worth of wine that just got spilled. And I was mortified for the guy. I was, I thought to myself, he's certainly fired. Like, you just splashed $4,000 worth of wine. You're fired. Who's going to let you work here? But my friend was so gracious about it, and then he started giving tastes to other people in the restaurant that wanted some. It was a. It was a beautiful occasion. But the decanter, like this whole decanter thing, it makes you so nervous when you're a waiter that you have to, like, the bottle of wine is so expensive, you have to decant it. It reminded me of a time when I was working at a nice steakhouse

[Chrissy Hoadley]

here with the oppois.

[Brian Green Screen]

Hoo. Ha. Who not up. And we had this private room. Someone rented out the private room for a wedding party, for like an engagement party, something very similar. And the father of the bride came in hours before this whole thing happened. And he brought these three wooden crates of wine. And inside of those wooden crates were French wine from the early 1900s. It was a hundred years old. The wine was like 100 years old. And he said, listen, I have been saving this. It's been passed down through my family. This is it. I'm gonna open up some of this wine.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, open it up.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. And he's like, so just be very careful with it because it's very expensive. It's my pr. It's like a prize. Part of my prize collection. I want everyone to have a taste. I sure. Everyone, you know, gets a. Gets a piece of this. So just be careful. When we started opening up that wine, Chrissy, the corks were dust. I mean, they were dust. As soon as we took off. As soon as we started putting our wine corks in there, they. The wine. The cork just disintegrated and fell into there.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, God.

[Brian Green Screen]

And so we had to strain every bottle of this wine and decant it. And he kept telling us, you gotta let it sit for like five to 10 minutes. That's really how it airs out. It oxidize. Whatever he was saying is gonna be beautiful. He pretended like he was a. And then he's like, you know, go ahead, take a taste. Tell me what you think. It was literally like drinking liquid dirt. It was disgusting. The wine was so bad. It was so disgusting. And everybody at the party agreed. Like, everybody, like, took a sip and then they all put it back.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It could be too old.

[Brian Green Screen]

It was too old. Yeah, it was too. And if the. The cork is like, you know, yeah, it's dry and brittle, you know, what are you going to do? First of all, Second of all, don't save wine for 100 years. Now, do you guys drink nice wines? Yes, you do. What kind of. What's your favorite kind of wine?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Well, we like a good pinot. Good cab.

[Brian Green Screen]

Like a good penis. Do you know Pinot?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Pinot. A cab.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

I mean, we're not.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

We don't go crazy unless it is a very special occasion.

[Brian Green Screen]

But you know, what is the nicest bottle of wine you've ever had the night?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I mean, I can't remember the name of it because I was never going to buy. You know, I mean, it was probably a couple hundred dollars. Yeah, you know, four, maybe 400 bottle or something.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, you know, we. When we worked at the. The steakhouse, we had that Silver Oak. You know what Silver Oak is? Silver Oak. Really nice bottle of wine. And we would sell those bottles. Some of those bottles were like $250. And I always thought that was a huge deal. Like if someone bought a $250 bottle of wine. Now I see some of these, like, really shitty wines are $250, and I'm like, that's insane. Insane to spend them. Just think about it. You're gonna drink that wine. It's literally gonna go through your body, and then you're gonna piss it out.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. Do you guys like white wine or red wine?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Both.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. It just depends on what you're eating.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, Like a Sauvignon Blanc for white. And then we go Pinot or cab, depending on the meal, or reds.

[Brian Green Screen]

And how's. I could see Jeff at the house. How's. How's Jeff? How's it. How's the house doing?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

He's good. The house is doing good. I've got it all, you know, still decorated up with the Halloween stuff.

[Brian Green Screen]

For Halloween, you can give him a little. Did you give him a little Halloween surprise?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. What'd you dress as?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I'll tell you when we're off with the podcast.

[Brian Green Screen]

All right. It's Friday. I'm still recovering from my parathyroid surgery. I'm now dealing with. What is it called? Hyperthyroiditis, which means that I've got a bunch of extra thyroid hormone.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

You're hyper.

[Brian Green Screen]

Oh, man, I'm way hyper. I had such a hard time sleeping last night.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

Are they pinned? Yeah, my. It was so crazy because. Well, here, I'll explain just a little bit. Then I'm gonna get in the meat potatoes of the episode. But part of the reason why I may sound a little bit off this week is because I have something called hyperthyroiditis. I got my parathyroid taken out. When they do that, they open up Your neck, they pull out thyroid, and then they look for the high for the parathyroid, which is behind your thyroid. When they do that, they. They manipulate your thyroid. They touch it. And when they touch it, sometimes that thyroid reacts by getting stimulated, just like a lot of other glands in my body that get stimulated. And so it is literally. Chrissy, to me, I think the only thing that I can tell you is it's like being high on cocaine. That's the only. Wow. That's the only, like, reference point. Natural cocaine now. It doesn't come with, like, the come down, like, the need to do more cocaine.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, that's good.

[Brian Green Screen]

Look at me. I am literally all over the place. Look at my hands right now. I am so high. So I was staring at the mirror yesterday. I was looking into the mirror and I was telling Astrid, I'm like, hey, a couple days ago. And I'm like, hey, babe, look at my eyes. They are literally pinned. Are they pinned right now?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, they are.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, they are pinpoints because I am so fucking high right now. I have zero pupils. So if anybody's wondering why Brian sounds a little bit off this last week, it's because I have too much thyroid. I got rid of the parathyroid problem. I picked up a thyroid problem. And fuck you if you don't like these episodes readjusting. Yeah, I mean, someone made a comment on one of the text messages, but, you know, fuck them. It said, Brian sounds extra unfunny this last couple of days. Yeah, well, fuck you. All right, well, we're going to get funny. And here is what I want to present to you on Friday for a video breakdown. I thought this was something easy to do that I could do while I'm still high. 21 convention. One of our favorite places to find pickup artists. Because that is basically what the 21 Convention was originally geared toward. And in 2014, one of our friends presented a. Did a presentation called how to Be Sexual Like a Man. And that's literally the name of the presentation, how to Be Sexual Like a Man. And this presentation, about halfway through, goes off the rails when he invites a nice young lady to come up so that he can show the guys in the audience how to get sexual like a man. So I want to take a break, Chrissy, and when we get back, I want to review this video with you.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Let's do it.

[Brian Green Screen]

All right, we'll be back.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

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[Chrissy Hoadley]

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[Brian Green Screen]

who's doing Trump's makeup these days?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

He's got like a frosted lip.

[Brian Green Screen]

I know. They forgot to do the. The lip around. We're just looking at a picture of Trump at one of his at the garbage, at the garbage rally. And someone forgot to put the tanner around his lips so it literally looks like he's in blackface or something. It's kind of weird. I mean, I know the guy has tons of fucking money just being thrown at him. He's got to have like a really good makeup artist. He said, isn't it a little disconcerting to see that?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

Wouldn't you think that you would look in the mirror and say, hey, can you do the lips? Can you do the three and a half inches around my lips? Would that be okay? I don't know. Maybe he's having Burger King beforehand or something. All right, so we're at the 21 convention. The year is 2014. We've got a young man making a presentation about how to be sexual like a man. We're going to jump into the middle of this where he invites a young lady that he knows to come up so that he can give a demonstration on how to get sexual like a man. You ready, Chrissy?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I'm ready.

[Brian Green Screen]

I think this is going to be a good one. Here we go.

[21 Convention Speaker]

So when it comes to getting more physical, starting with the feeling in your body.

[Brian Green Screen]

It shouldn't be starting with that tingling down and you're under your under region.

[21 Convention Speaker]

That difficult. Once again, all the times when. When you've gotten closer to a woman, when that physical thing just kind of happened and you look back, well, what. Wait, what did I do? How did that happen?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

How did that happen?

[Brian Green Screen]

Alcohol.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's really.

[Brian Green Screen]

When I think back on it, Chrissy and I were just reminiscing about some of the mistakes we've made in our own love lives. And I think we agree that 90% of them could be chalked up to way too much alcohol. Simple.

[21 Convention Speaker]

When two people are attracted to each other, when two people are speaking and these feelings are coming up for them and they're looking in each other's eyes and communicating on that deeper level. I mean, the only.

[Brian Green Screen]

I like how he. When he says communicating on the deeper level, he puts his hands down near his penis.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Level of communication. That really matters. When it comes to human communication, then there's gonna be a.

[Brian Green Screen]

It's all about the sex, Chrissy. That's all that matters.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Just to let you know, an almost magnetic pull. Actually, it could probably be exactly a magnetic pull towards each other. They're just drawn towards each other.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I'm picturing him waddling with his dick first. Like, attract.

[Brian Green Screen]

Must attract, like two magnets.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Be closer. Because there's nothing in the world that would be more appealing to those people at that point in time. So underneath it all, right, Getting closer to someone, getting more physical with someone is simply that natural expression of, I want to be close to you. I just want to touch you.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Has he blinked the whole time?

[Brian Green Screen]

No, he has not blinked the entire time. Yeah. I don't want to make fun of someone's appearance because he is who he is. He looks how he looks and. But I do have to say there's something a little bit unnerving about the way that he's speaking and the hand gestures that he's using and the fact that he has not blinked in almost two hours of this presentation. Chrissy and I reviewed some of the earlier parts of this, and he really hasn't blinked the entire time. He's like me. You think he's got hyperthyroiditis?

[21 Convention Speaker]

I want to feel your skin against mine. Because nothing would feel more amazing right now. Second you get in your head, oh, wait, should I put my arm around her? Should I hold her hand?

[Brian Green Screen]

Should I whip my dick out and tell her how much I love her?

[21 Convention Speaker]

Suddenly it feels awkward. Suddenly it feels anxious. Vibe goes away. She no Longer wants you near her.

[Brian Green Screen]

Wow. Wow. What happened there? No.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

To almost holding hands to get away from me.

[Brian Green Screen]

Get away from me. Yeah. I don't know. What? I don't know. Did he say anything in between that.

[21 Convention Speaker]

That I missed?

[Brian Green Screen]

Okay, that's a little weird.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Maybe he just looked at her without blinking us.

[Brian Green Screen]

Right, right, right. Look at those eyes. Jeez.

[21 Convention Speaker]

So I'm going to be walking you through some ways to kind of slowly build up that expression of I want to be closer to you with respect to the other person's boundaries. But keep in mind that this isn't something.

[Brian Green Screen]

This already sounds like it's going off the track when you have to say,

[Chrissy Hoadley]

keep in mind there's really no boundaries.

[Brian Green Screen]

Keep in mind boundaries are flexible.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Sort of. Well, step by step, do 1, 1A, then 1B. This is simply the ways that I've found that when I'm attracted to someone that when I have that feeling of, oh, man, I just want to be near you. That I've expressed myself physically. It's my desire combined with my personality with what feels best for me. If you're not doing what feels best for you, it's not going to feel good for her.

[Brian Green Screen]

I think they're here because what feels best for them has not worked in the past. I'm just taking a guess. Exactly.

[21 Convention Speaker]

If you're doing what feels best for you in that moment, it's probably going to feel good for her as well. As long as you're reading her the entire time. So to help me demonstrate the ways that I get closer to someone when I feel that attraction, I'd like to welcome my friend up to the stage.

[Brian Green Screen]

Do you notice that they bleeped out her name? Oh, very interesting.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She was like, do not mention my name.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, let's. I bet she definitely said, take my name out of this. Let's do this. Let's go through this again. Just to make sure it wasn't a glitch in the video.

[21 Convention Speaker]

That attraction. I'd like to welcome my friend up to the stage.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah, that was silent.

[Brian Green Screen]

Out. Well, you know what? He did the hard work for us because this poor girl doesn't need any more attention that she's already gotten for this video. A smattering of applause.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Chrissy introduction is incredible. She's the founder and CEO of.

[Brian Green Screen]

Wow. They have cut out any identifying information for this young lady. That's that she. I know that she must have requested that.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's a company that pairs American investors with African startups. Brilliant and gorgeous, by the way.

[Brian Green Screen]

Gorgeous young Lady.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Fortunate to have her up here assisting me today.

[Brian Green Screen]

So

[21 Convention Speaker]

once again, starts.

[Brian Green Screen]

She give him a look like, don't touch me. This girl's already creeped out with that

[21 Convention Speaker]

feeling in your body. It starts with that natural desire. It starts with. With feeling.

[Brian Green Screen]

That starts with a little saliva coming out of your mouth and rolling down your chin.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Coming back from her and feeling that kind of. Of magnetic attraction that you might have for the other person.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She immediately is thinking, why did I agree to do this?

[Brian Green Screen]

She's immediately wondering where her cell phone is to press the emergency button. Chrissy, could you imagine being at this guy's apartment? And he's like, I'm feeling this attraction. And he starts shaking his body left and right. I'm feeling this attraction. Can you feel the magnet pulling from the downside of my pants? This is just the way I express myself with respect to boundaries. Can you feel the roof and all taking effect?

[21 Convention Speaker]

No secret. There's so mad, no magic to it. The first thing you want to do, you just want to get closer, More exciting. It feels, the better. And the closer you get, the more

[Brian Green Screen]

this feels, the more her breath, the more she will recognize your breath as one that has not been brushed. Those teeth. Cavity breath is what I call it infection breath.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Things start to spike. Natural human condition.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

This does not look natural at all.

[Brian Green Screen]

This guy looks completely uncomfortable, and this girl is standing her ground. She looks like she's about to smack him.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Yeah,

[Brian Green Screen]

She's so uncomfortable. Oh, my God.

[21 Convention Speaker]

You're in a loud environment, such as a bar or a club. You've got an added bonus. You've got an added benefit.

[Brian Green Screen]

Why is he staring right at her and, like, not talking to the audience? This is just.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

Do you think that these two have any kind of romantic connection beforehand? No, I'm assuming not. I'm assuming she was at the conference. He met her. He needed someone to help him out with this. And no practice whatsoever. She just called it. He called her up on stage, and now she is terribly uncomfortable and she doesn't know what to do.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Loud music. Anyone who says, oh, it's too loud in those places, they don't understand how attraction works.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

This is so weird.

[Brian Green Screen]

This is the cringiest thing I've ever seen.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Because it gives you an easy excuse to get closer to someone.

[Brian Green Screen]

He just leaned over and talked in her ear. Oh, Chrissy. Can you feel the hairs on his beard just scraping against the side of your face? Can you feel my scraggly beard? Cheeto dust and all. Did you know Cheeto dust makes you transparent. Can you smell the Doritos on my breath?

[21 Convention Speaker]

They can't hear you. That just means get closer. It doesn't mean yell.

[Brian Green Screen]

Strangest thing.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I'm magnetic to you.

[Brian Green Screen]

I love you. I've never been with a real woman.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

If some guy did this to me, I would be like, and what is happening?

[Brian Green Screen]

I've been to lots of bars where you lean over to talk in someone's ear, but you do not do it. Standing one inch from their face and not moving.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Just staring.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah.

[21 Convention Speaker]

And as you get closer to someone, those natural feelings come out more.

[Brian Green Screen]

My boner gets a little bit higher. Ack. Ack. Chrissy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

This is bad.

[21 Convention Speaker]

And it should be. Once again, you've got this magnetic pull towards each other. You just want to get closer and closer so that every single.

[Brian Green Screen]

She's backing away. He said closer and closer. She took a step back in time.

[21 Convention Speaker]

You might get a little bit closer on a date or anything. That's so funny. The overall distance just kind of closes a little bit more and a little bit more. And you don't have to do anything fancy,

[Brian Green Screen]

like, what a plie. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? The moonwalk? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Anything fancy. I want to describe this. Cause I know most of you listen to the show. No one ever watches the videos, but I want to describe this to you. This guy is less than a foot and a half away from this girl's face. His body is facing her, but she is turned sideways. The look on her face could not be like. She could not be more terrified that she's up there. Yeah. She can't believe what she just agreed to. She has no idea what he's about to do. And it feels. She is so in.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It's like, this guy better invest in my company.

[Brian Green Screen]

I know this guy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

This better be worth it.

[Brian Green Screen]

I have 10 African companies that need funding immediately. I have to tell you that when he says, with respect to boundaries, being within a foot and a half of someone's space, that you do not know.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

And staring without blinking.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yes, Staring without blinking. By the way, he has not moved his eyeballs. He is staring directly at her forehead the entire time while he's talking. This is not the way to physically approach a woman in a bar. I can promise you that.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Because when you're feeling this, every little touch carries that feeling much more strongly. So if I lean in and our arms graze against each other, that's just gonna.

[Brian Green Screen]

She has an instant orgasm. Did you see that? Instant orgasm or does it mean, oh, Chrissy, you know, don't worry, Chrissy, I'm. Can you do an example with me? Stand up, Chrissy.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Have more electricity to it. That's going to feel as good as anything in the world could possibly feel.

[Brian Green Screen]

No, I think that's wrong. I think there are other things in the world that could feel better than brushing against somebody's skit.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I mean, I would be laughing if I were her.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. Wouldn't you be heading for the exit?

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

Yes.

[21 Convention Speaker]

She's got her arms down at her side and I lean in and our hands touch. Oh, my goodness.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, my goodness.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Hands have a lot of nerve endings in them. And so if I lean in and our hands graze, not only will that send that electricity through our bodies, but I'm also gonna get to gauge where she's at with this whole physical contact thing.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She jerks away.

[Brian Green Screen]

No idea what he's talking about. This guy has no idea. Our hands have a lot of nerve endings. No shit. Really doesn't give you the right to touch somebody. No.

[21 Convention Speaker]

If I lean in and our hands graze and she gets a little bit uncomfortable, she gets a little bit closed up,

[Brian Green Screen]

I can pile drive her into the ground, smother her, realizing, hey, my nerve endings, they were electrified. Nothing feels better in the world. I have nerve endings in my beard.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Okay, maybe she was being friendly. Maybe she's just kind of naturally flirtatious and sexual, but. But she doesn't want to get physical with me. Cool. How's that going?

[Brian Green Screen]

Cool. How you doing? How's that going? How's that not being sexual with me going?

[21 Convention Speaker]

But if on the other hand, I get closer and our hands graze and she's still there, she still seems to enjoy. She's not moving her hands, then I can assume she might enjoy a little bit more.

[Brian Green Screen]

Is he pulling her hand toward his cock?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yes. Sexual assault happening live on tv.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, my God, that's a lot of nerve endings.

[Brian Green Screen]

You know what else has a lot of nerve endings? My tasty testicles. God, can you smell the Doritos all over me?

[21 Convention Speaker]

Holding hands was the best. Holding hands is great. All those nerve endings joining with that feeling.

[Brian Green Screen]

I cannot imagine walking up to a girl and talking in her ear and grabbing her hand to hold hands. I can't imagine it. Maybe this is why I need alcohol to get laid.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It just kind of maximizes. It just kind of blows everything up to another level. And you never want to stay completely in. So blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then it's just Going to start to feel a little bit overwhelmed.

[Brian Green Screen]

Oh, like. Like any of this wasn't overwhelming from the beginning.

[21 Convention Speaker]

And you never want to keep your distance because then those feelings can never build. There has to be both poles present. There has to be a intensifying and there has to be a little bit of a break in that. So I'll be getting closer. I'll be able to read.

[Brian Green Screen]

My sexuality comes in waves. Get close. At first, I brush my beard against the side of your face while I whisper, sweet, nothing's into your ear. Then I grab your hand and pull it toward my penis. But there's a break. I've got to break the tension. I gotta build it up again. Then I come back and I smother you. Physical.

[21 Convention Speaker]

She wants to get through the hands, through our shoulders,

[Brian Green Screen]

shelter.

[21 Convention Speaker]

And everything else.

[Brian Green Screen]

And everything else.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Especially the feeling. You gotta maintain the feeling.

[Brian Green Screen]

He's waddling back and forth the weirdest.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Now, if this is all going well, if we're with each other, she's clearly very comfortable with the situation. She's flirting.

[Brian Green Screen]

Oh, yeah. She looks clearly comfortable with the situation.

[21 Convention Speaker]

By the way, that's all flirting is. If you've ever been confused, all flirting is speaking to someone else.

[Brian Green Screen]

Look. Look at her. Did he just say that? Did he just say that flirting is speaking to someone else? Yeah, I flirt with the lady who answers at the bank all the time. I'm flirting with you right now on the other end of this microphone. Did you notice that when he's holding her hand, she is not holding his hand back. He's actually holding her wrist. Yeah, not her hand. Because I think he knows that he can't go in for the kill here with her. She's. She's basically standoffish. As I would be too.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

She must be blindsided by this whole thing.

[21 Convention Speaker]

All flirting is is speaking to someone else with that feeling in your body with that sexual tone.

[Brian Green Screen]

Flirting is speaking with a boner.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

He is so creepy.

[Brian Green Screen]

He is.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It doesn't matter what you say. You can flirt with someone talking about breakfast.

[Brian Green Screen]

No, you can't. What are you talking about? Hey, Chrissy, did you notice they have bagels?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bacon.

[Brian Green Screen]

You want to wrap that around my dick? What do you have for you want a bacon wrap ball, Chrissy?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bacon balls.

[Brian Green Screen]

Bacon balls.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Breakfast today.

[Brian Green Screen]

Snack, crackle and pop on this.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Oh, yeah. Love pancakes. My favorite. Words don't matter. They never did. Only thing that matters is the feeling.

[Brian Green Screen]

Words don't matter. They never did. This guy. This is like a rom com. Words don't matter. They never did. Chrissy. Oh, my God. This is the funnest. This is the funnest for everybody except for the poor girl.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She's mortified.

[Brian Green Screen]

That's right. All right, and we'll take a break and we'll come back with more of this.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

My darlings, my angels, my sweet little cherubs. It's that time again where I try to convince you to follow us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok CB podcast. We really don't post that much, so it's no skin off your nose. If you'd like to get in touch with us directly, you can text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-4333, TCV. You know, we are just sitting by the phone waiting with bated breath for you to call. So please leave us an ask TCB and we'll give you some mildly concerning advice. Peace and blessings.

[Brian Green Screen]

All right, we're back trying to figure out how to get sexual like a man with our friend here at the 21 convention. He's currently up on stage with a lovely young lady and he's trying to give you an example of how to turn that conversation at the bar into something much more sexual. And he's failing at every level.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Been receptive so far. Getting closer, pulling back,

[Brian Green Screen]

Getting closer, pulling back, getting closer, pulling back, getting closer, pulling out.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Hands are all good. Another thing that I might move towards is my hand on her hip. Hips are a very sensitive area

[Brian Green Screen]

the jokes make themselves. I don't even have to say anything.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Honestly, the jokes are just disgust at his hand.

[Brian Green Screen]

She looked right down at his hand like, I don't under. I gave you no permission to touch my hip.

[21 Convention Speaker]

If a woman feels comfortable with your hand on her hip, you are golden.

[Brian Green Screen]

You're in. You're gonna pre ejaculate. No doubt.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's very much just going to raise the tension, raise the energy even more.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Come here to me.

[Brian Green Screen]

Come here. Let me grab you by the hips and pull you closer to my magnetic balls.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Once again. How do I do it? How do I touch? If you're thinking that you're doing it wrong, the only thing that matters is what feels best for you.

[Brian Green Screen]

Can you smell Call of Duty on my breath?

[21 Convention Speaker]

What is going to feel the most amazing for you in that moment?

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, that's all you got to worry about when you're talking to another human being. It's what's going to make you feel most amazing in the moment. Woman.

[21 Convention Speaker]

While paying close attention to how she Feels as well.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Okay, well, let me add that in.

[21 Convention Speaker]

So I'm getting closer talking. It's funny.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She is looking mortified.

[Brian Green Screen]

I think I'm. Christina, can you put a link to this video inside? Because I think the jokes here make themselves quite frankly. You have to start this video. Put a link in the video, Christina, if you could. And to the audience, start around minute number 21 or 22 on this video and look at the craziness that is going on on stage. This poor girl is basically. I mean, if she's not getting assaulted, she's certainly in a uncomfort zone of epic proportions.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Also, I'm going to point out that they started on the stage much further to the right. She has backed away slightly.

[Brian Green Screen]

That's right, you're right about that. Yes.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

To the left of the stage.

[Brian Green Screen]

They are 15ft from where they. And it's her moving backwards every time he touches her.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Hands on the hips. Bodies getting closer to one another

[Chrissy Hoadley]

as she backs away.

[Brian Green Screen]

Right here. Old Spice spewing out of my pores to cry no war on my dick Ready to be had. I'm open, I'm yours ready to be. I'm like a flower ready to bloom.

[21 Convention Speaker]

When you're at that point, you're looking at each other's eyes.

[Brian Green Screen]

She's not looking at you in the eye.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She's looking down.

[Brian Green Screen]

She's looking down at the floor.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's almost impossible for a kiss not to happen right here.

[Brian Green Screen]

Oh, my God.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Oh, we're friends.

[Brian Green Screen]

It's. Oh, no, don't.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She's like, please don't go.

[Brian Green Screen]

Please don't go in for the kiss. Please don't go in for the kids. We're not friends. We're not really friends. We just met. I've never been friends with anyone ever. Oh, no.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Another big round of applause from.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

She is like.

[Brian Green Screen]

Thank God. Oh, my God, Chrissy. That was like.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, God.

[Brian Green Screen]

Honestly, I've never wanted something not to happen so bad in my life. Seriously.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

He's like, that's how he's.

[Brian Green Screen]

He's like, that's how you do it. Yuckles yeah, I'll be here all week.

[21 Convention Speaker]

So that's getting sexual. There's no secret. There's no long technical thing to remember. It's about practicing.

[Brian Green Screen]

Who do you practice that with?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It's so bad.

[Brian Green Screen]

I know, it's terrible.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's about training yourself to not get in your head, to not start thinking, what do I do? What do I say? To get in touch with those feelings in your body and to allow Them to come forward as they would naturally, as they have before when you weren't thinking about what to do when it just kind of happened. And this is something you can train yourself in. I always say, you want to get good at this. Flirt with everyone, right? If you just, you want to get

[Brian Green Screen]

arrested, do what I just did with everyone. I always say, if you want to be on a sex offender registry list,

[21 Convention Speaker]

try to do something with the small percentage of women who you're attracted to. But then you do the opposite. The rest of the time, you're always going to suck. It's impossible to get good if you're doing one thing 99% of the time and then only doing that thing you want to improve on the other 1% of the time. It'll never happen for you.

[Brian Green Screen]

So you're saying practice getting uncomfortable. Practice getting in people's personal space. Every single time that you meet a girl, even if you're not attracted to her, try and hold her hand, grab her hips, give her a kiss. Yeah, yeah, sure. Works for me, Chrissy.

[21 Convention Speaker]

So I always say flirt with everyone.

[Brian Green Screen]

By the way, what happened on stage is exactly how I got Astrid to marry me, right?

[21 Convention Speaker]

And not even in a way that, oh, I'm trying to get in bed with you. But just in a way that acknowledges,

[Brian Green Screen]

hey, when we're around, hey, I'm practicing for someone I really find attractive, right? I'm leading you on so I can get with someone more attractive later on in the evening.

[21 Convention Speaker]

This funny, natural, God given thing happens in our bodies. We can't control it. It's kind of silly. It's kind of funny. Might be a little weird.

[Brian Green Screen]

It might be a little weird. You put a punctuation mark on that, bro.

[21 Convention Speaker]

It's enjoyable, right, waitresses. I've gotten so many freebies just from flirting with the waitress. How's your day going? Yeah. What do you recommend on this menu?

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, waitresses are giving you free items because you ask what they recommend on the menu. I've been doing it wrong the entire time. Chrissy. When Astrid says give them the Brian look, I should really go grab their hips and rub my beard all over them.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Older women flirt with older women, man.

[Brian Green Screen]

Older women, man, they love it. Tabby cats, post office workers.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Oh, they're the best practice in the world. Enjoy their company. Make them feel beautiful. Make them feel sexy. You're so sweet. I'm going to introduce you to my daughter, my granddaughter, right? Look at the most charming, charismatic, sexy men. They flirt with every single woman. Not just trying to do Something differently when they're around someone they like. You have to practice this all the time if you want to get good. If you want to be considered a sexual human being, it has to be part of who you are, Part of your natural communication.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Sexual. Like a man.

[Brian Green Screen]

Well, Chrissy, I think I've been doing this wrong the entire time. I wish I had taken this advice long before because I would be a stud of epic proportions.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

You should have been going to the 21 convention.

[Brian Green Screen]

Just learned how to assault someone's personal space. Much sooner, things would have turned out differently for me again.

[21 Convention Speaker]

If someone. If the waitress is like, I'm okay, sir. I'm gonna go back.

[Brian Green Screen]

Great.

[21 Convention Speaker]

I'll have the pancakes. Thank you. But if she's like, oh, you're so sweet. Better be like, you're so sweet.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

No.

[Podcast Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

And then she's like, no, you're so sweet. And then you're like, no, it's you, sweetie. That's so sweet. And then she says, no, you're so sweet. Sweet. And then you say, I'll take extra syrup with my pancakes. You know me, freebies. I've gotten that way. Just blowjobs right under the table. It works every time. You know how many old ladies are giving me head, taking out their dentures and. And we're knocking one off in the bathroom. It's because I flirt with everybody. Everyone.

[21 Convention Speaker]

How long have you been working here for? Doesn't matter what you say.

[Brian Green Screen]

I feel really bad for anyone that works at a restaurant close to the 21 convention. Any woman that works at a bar inside of the hotel.

[21 Convention Speaker]

That feeling that's being exchanged.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

We were saying. I wish it was still going on. That we could do a little reconnaissance mission down there.

[Brian Green Screen]

I know. Yeah. That would be. That would be like, the best, would be if we could go down there ourselves or somebody that we knew could go down there.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green Screen]

And really get an eye on what's going on in there. You know, I've looked at so many 21 convention videos, and I will say this. While 99% of what's being said at the 99 at the 21 convention is not my type of content. There are a few speakers. A few speakers, especially toward the end of their run, who were saying things that, you know, I could agree with, like, just about how to be a better human being and how to be a. A better man. A more.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. Like a more specific tricks.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah. Like instead of like that kind of, you know, hyper masculine message, more of like a softer approach to it. And I can. I can agree with some of what's being said, but this pickup artist that they have got, almost every one of those videos that I have watched, is just terrible advice for people who really need some good advice. I mean, if you're paying $5,000 to go down there and learn how to speak with the opposite sex or the same sex or whatever, I think you really need someone who's gonna give you, like, some personalized, hey, dude, just be yourself. Like, you know, it doesn't happen every time. You just gotta, you know, be comfortable inside of your own skin and make somebody else feel comfortable inside of their own skin. Not grab them by the hips and rub your beard all over them. That's a terrible piece of advice. Terrible. And I can promise you, I can promise you, you. This guy has never, ever used that trick at a bar and it worked. Never. Never. He's not sexual like a man. He speaks a little weird, too, being honest with you.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, the 21.

[Brian Green Screen]

The 21 convention. So much fun. Chrissy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

There's got to be another one that's popped up somewhere, or I guess it's just now all YouTube stuff.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yeah, it's all you.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

More people becoming Trump's advisors to bitcoin.

[Brian Green Screen]

Bitcoin. A lot of these people have ended up in Trump's orbit. That's right. But that's because he's leaning into that kind of like, you know, I don't want to, like, be generic when I say this, but kind of that, like, bro tastic world. And so a lot of these speakers and a lot of the people from the 21 convention have ended up in Trump's orbit. And it's kind of interesting to watch it all happen, happen as these guys kind of gravitate toward that messaging.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

What's his name again? I need to look him up now.

[Brian Green Screen]

This guy. Yeah, Nick Austin or something like that. Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Nick Springy.

[Brian Green Screen]

Nick. I just saw it. I'll get it for you. Oh, Nick Spirit. Nick Sparks. That's right.

[21 Convention Speaker]

Huh?

[Brian Green Screen]

And now a lot of these puas are fighting online. They're all fighting online about who's got the best and who does it the best and who's scamming who. It's really interesting. We'll review some more of that content coming up. All right. I want to thank everybody for dealing with me this week, as I really am just kind of being taken for a ride by my hormones, if I'm going to be honest. So if this hasn't been the best week of the commercial break, well, I'M sorry. That's just the way that it is. But at least it's a fresh episode, right? It's not a best of it is. Yeah. And I want to thank Christina for doing such a great job while we've been gone. I think she did a great job

[Chrissy Hoadley]

holding down the she did fantastic.

[Brian Green Screen]

Yes. I know Best of Us are not your favorite. I think she did a great job putting them together and making them interesting. So thank you to Christina, our Wonderful executive producer. Okay 212-4333 tcb 212-433-3822 questions, comments, concerns, content, id ideas also ask tcb and if you have a charity you would like us to focus on during the the 12 days of TCB, please let us know so we can vet it out a little bit more and you'll figure out how that goes down on the 12 days of TCB. December 13th through the 25th. Tcbpodcast.com all the information, all the audio and video and get your free sticker. Hit the contact us button and request one at the commercial break on Instagram TCB podcast on tick tock. That's and YouTube.com the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I think so.

[Brian Green Screen]

But I will tell you that I

[Chrissy Hoadley]

love you and I love you.

[Brian Green Screen]

I'll say best to you, best to you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy and I always say we do say and we must say goodbye. Sam.