TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

Summary

Episode Summary: The Commercial Break - TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

Release Date: January 3, 2025

Episode Overview

In this classic episode of The Commercial Break, co-hosts Bryan and Chrissy delve into the humorous yet candid discussions surrounding erectile dysfunction (E.D.), featuring the recurring character Frankie B. The episode masterfully blends improv-comedy with insightful conversations, showcasing the hosts' unique chemistry and their ability to tackle sensitive topics with a comedic twist.

1. Introduction to Frankie B and E.D. Discussion

The episode centers around Frankie B, an expert character portrayed by Frank Bernardo, who specializes in fitness, fashion, and lifestyle advice for men over 50. Frankie B introduces the topic of erectile dysfunction, breaking it down into its mental and physical components.

• Frankie B: "We all experience that from time to time, but if you're experiencing this on a regular basis, maybe you have a problem." [09:12]

Frankie B outlines five strategies to eliminate the mental barriers associated with E.D., emphasizing the importance of confidence, physical health, and grooming.

2. Hosts' Interactions and Comedic Elements

Bryan and Chrissy engage in playful banter throughout the episode, often riffing off Frankie B's advice and adding their own humorous takes. Their interactions highlight the show's hallmark blend of comedy and real-life issues.

• Chrissy: "I'm gonna fix your broken dick now. I'm gonna get you hard. I'm gonna flu." [09:33]
• Christina: "How can you not feel excited after that song?" [10:03]

The hosts mock Frankie B's repetitive advice and exaggerated persona, creating a lighthearted atmosphere while still addressing the core topic.

3. Deep Dive into Frankie B’s Advice

Frankie B elaborates on the five key areas to combat E.D.:

• Confidence Building: Emphasizing the need to exude confidence through physical and mental well-being.

  • Frankie B: "Confidence brings to the bedroom even more confidence. If you've got everything going, there's nothing mentally with E.D. that's going to shut you down." [52:39]

• Physical Health: Advocating for regular exercise and a balanced diet to maintain testosterone levels and overall health.

  • Frankie B: "Age only slows you down when you allow it to." [25:07]

• Grooming and Fashion: Highlighting the importance of staying current with grooming habits and fashion to boost self-esteem.

  • Frankie B: "If you've been going to the same barber for year after year... you need to step outside the box a little bit." [43:09]

• Lifestyle Adjustments: Encouraging a holistic approach to lifestyle changes that support both mental and physical health.

  • Frankie B: "Having a better body, eating right, impeccable grooming habits... All of that radiates in the bedroom when you perform." [54:20]

• Mental Well-being: Addressing the psychological aspects of E.D. and the importance of a clear mind to enhance performance.

  • Frankie B: "We need to install confidence in you... building a better mind." [27:50]

4. Comedic Skits and Parodies

The episode features several comedic skits that parody typical advice videos, showcasing the hosts' improvisational skills. These sketches exaggerate Frankie B's persona, adding layers of humor while still keeping the conversation relevant.

• Chrissy and Jeff reenact scenarios where individuals take Frankie B's advice too literally, leading to humorous outcomes:

  • Jeff: "I love how a guy won't get his haircut. That's actually the major thing that I see that guy do." [26:03]
  • Chrissy: "Look, your hair's beautiful, your body's awesome, and your dick is hard." [26:19]

5. Conclusion and Takeaways

By the end of the episode, Bryan and Chrissy successfully merge humor with meaningful dialogue about E.D., offering listeners both entertainment and practical insights. They reiterate the importance of addressing both mental and physical aspects to overcome E.D., all while maintaining the show's signature comedic flair.

• Chrissy: "What you learned here in corporate we trust." [55:36]
• Christina: "Get your hair cut. That's all I've heard." [50:11]

Notable Quotes

• Frankie B: "Age only slows you down when you allow it to." [25:07]
• Chrissy: "I'm gonna fix your broken dick now." [09:33]
• Frankie B: "Confidence brings to the bedroom even more confidence." [52:39]
• Christina: "How can you not feel excited after that song?" [10:03]
• Frankie B: "We need to install confidence in you." [27:50]

Final Thoughts

The Commercial Break episode "TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D." successfully combines humor with insightful discussions on erectile dysfunction. Through the dynamic interactions between Bryan, Chrissy, and Frankie B, the episode provides an engaging and relatable exploration of a sensitive topic, making it both entertaining and informative for listeners.

Transcript

[Brian]

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[Chrissy]

I'm normally polite, but if somebody irritates me, I just simply turn around. Turn the off.

[Christina]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[Frank Bernardo]

My friends, it's me once again here to bring you one more TCB classic before we are back in action. Now, this is an episode I had to search far and wide for because as you are well aware, There are like 700 episodes of this damn show. So I have brought you one of the earliest episodes of Brian and Chrissy. Reviewing Frankie B's videos, I thought it was only appropriate because a lot of our Frankie B jokes harken back to this very episode. And we ended the year on Frankie. And now we're starting it with Frankie. And so here we are with a TCB classic. Have fun.

[Christina]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Brian]

Okay, without further ado, here we go.

[Christina]

I'm gonna get right in. Back by popular demand, back by unpopular demand is probably the better way to say this. Chrissy. I think it was episode number. I'm taking a guess here, but I believe I'll be right. When I say episode 61 or 62, I stumbled upon something that would become lure an episode you'll never hear. Funny story. On the way to this episode, Chrissy and I, we record live On Fireside. And actually probably a couple episodes that you've heard have been live on Fireside. Whether you know it or not, we've been on Fireside. And so what Chrissy and I did was recorded an episode that we were lovingly referring to as Bill Murray's voicemail. Because I got Bill Murray's voicemail phone number, and I was going to ask people if they wanted to leave Bill a message. Well, we were plagued with technical issues, and it just didn't come out strong out of the gate. And so I decided that I'm.

[Jeff]

If you want to listen to it, go to Fireside. Go to Fireside and you'll hear the laugh.

[Christina]

So there's a guy. So we reviewed some voicemails that I found online, and. And there is a guy, and he has the best laugh I have ever heard on anyone. It's like a cartoon laugh. Loved it. So when. If you hear that laugh, that's what we're referring to. I don't want you to be out of the loop because, of course, we.

[Chrissy]

Never played that episode anywhere.

[Jeff]

So I play it.

[Christina]

If we missed yet another episode. Lost in space 61 or 62, I stumble upon something that will become folklore. And Brian, it's gold in the history of the commercial break. The guy's name is Frank Bernardo, and he is an expert in all things fitness, fashion, fun, grooming, framing, typography, geography.

[Chrissy]

History, tic tacs, tick tocks, tiaras, YouTube tiaras.

[Christina]

Fake boobs, real boobs, greasy hair oil, erectile dysfunction. He is an expert in anything over 50. If you're over 50, he's your guy. He knows all about it. He's that guy that you go to the bar and have a couple drinks and he never shuts up. Actually, he's the guy.

[Jeff]

You go to the bar.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Christina]

These smashes into the bar. He's the guy that you go to the bar and you have. You're looking to have a drink, and.

[Chrissy]

Then he just pops up next to you. Hey, my name's Frank Bernardo. How are you? You want to hear about some fashion tips?

[Jeff]

He travels around with a band.

[Christina]

Yes, he has a band, we think.

[Jeff]

Or a boombox, probably.

[Christina]

Probably be a boombox playing his theme song 24 Hours a Day. So he can, like, you know, come out of water in a pool and look real sexy and cool in slow motion. Throw his hair back.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. Or he's getting a new tattoo.

[Jeff]

He looks like he's tatted up.

[Chrissy]

Look at my body.

[Christina]

So we found Frank and we did. We reviewed three of his online episodes.

[Brian]

Yeah, right.

[Christina]

They're about 10 to 15 minutes long a piece. We reviewed three, and then Chrissy was sick one day and I had to quickly put together an episode. So what I decided to do is I threw together some clips from those three episodes and called it a best of show because we had to take a break because Chrissy wasn't feeling well. Well, we got murdered by about four yahoos, right, that just probably have never listened to the show ever. And they were like, these guys do the same fucking thing over and over and over again. We have done Frankie three times, and.

[Jeff]

If it wasn't for these, I get.

[Chrissy]

The most response from so many people love Frankie B.

[Brian]

Including us.

[Chrissy]

We love Frankie B.

[Jeff]

We freaking love it.

[Christina]

We affectionately refer to Frankie B.

[Chrissy]

As Frankie B. Yeah, he's got a name. We gave him a name. It's not what he calls himself. His name is Frank Bernardo.

[Christina]

We call him Frankie B.

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Christina]

And Frank is our friend. Even though we have never talked to him, he's our friend.

[Jeff]

We do need to have him.

[Christina]

We do need to have him on. Yeah. I don't know. He's kind of gone away. Like, he hasn't posted too much stuff lately. Maybe.

[Chrissy]

Maybe it takes a long tips.

[Christina]

Worked his tips. Works. That's right.

[Chrissy]

He's got a girlfriend or he's in jail.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Chrissy]

Or he's just talking. Somebody's gone.

[Jeff]

That's 50. 50.

[Christina]

Last time I saw him, he was in Mexico.

[Chrissy]

He could have Covid or something.

[Christina]

But I tell you what, my friends, I have been sitting on this now for about 37 episodes. That's about four or five months I've been sitting on this particular. And I think it's time that we just do it. 99 episodes in. We're doing our hundredth episode. Let's get one more Frankie B. In under the. Get under the Gun.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

Before we turn 100 episodes.

[Chrissy]

Are you ready?

[Jeff]

I'm ready.

[Christina]

Am I ready? I'm ready.

[Chrissy]

Are you ready?

[Christina]

I've been ready for weeks to do this. I've been ready for months. I would have done this one right after the Best of Frankie B. If we had a choice.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

But I waited because of four yahoos out there who told us that we were shitheads that just kept doing the same thing over and over again.

[Brian]

You. Here's Frankie B.

[Chrissy]

Ready?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

Guess what Frankie's talking about today. Erectile dysfunction.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah. You've been waiting for this one. Come on now. Get excited.

[Frankie B]

Erectile dysfunction.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Frankie B]

We all experience that from time to time, but if you're experiencing this on a regular basis, maybe you have a problem. So in today's video, I'm gonna go over five things that you can do to eliminate the mental part of Ed.

[Chrissy]

I'm gonna fix your broken dick now. I'm gonna get you hard. I'm gonna flu.

[Christina]

How can you not feel excited after that song?

[Jeff]

It reminds me of Pearl Jam's 10.

[Christina]

Ah, Pearl. Let's not even talk about Pearl Jamil.

[Chrissy]

We're talking about Frankie B. How dare you. You can't do that, Chrissy Hoadley. It's against the rules.

[Frankie B]

What's going on, everybody?

[Chrissy]

Hey, it scared me, actually. What's going on, everybody?

[Frankie B]

And welcome you to my grooming Fitness fashion.

[Christina]

You know, I say this.

[Chrissy]

I.

[Christina]

You know, I make fun of this. Every time we do a Frankie B. Video or the number of times I've done Frankie B. I always make fun of him going, hey, what's up, everybody? But then this is how we start the show.

[Chrissy]

It's out of the cartoon. People are like, I'm sure there are.

[Christina]

People that do not listen to us on Monday morning because they're like, fuck that, man. Those guys just scream in my ear the entire time.

[Frankie B]

Lifestyle Channel for guys over 50 who want to up their game, look and feel better about themselves. Before we get into the video, guys, at any time you like what you're seeing, anytime you dig what you're hearing, do me a favor, guys. Give the video a thumbs up because it'll definitely help this channel grow. And at any time you feel like subscribing, please do so. And welcome to the family.

[Chrissy]

All right, so, guys, welcome to the family.

[Jeff]

It's a family pow wow family.

[Chrissy]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna fix your broken dick. It's passed down from Bernardo, from Bernardo to Bern. That Ed problem's passed out from Bernardo to Bernardo.

[Christina]

We call it an ancient Chinese secret.

[Chrissy]

An ancient Chinese secret. Call it the cure of the flaccid floppy. You got a floppy disk? Don't worry. I'm Frank Bernardo, and I'm here to stiffen you up. How do you think I got my hair like this? Same product. The same product. Just rub a bunch of this industrial stuff, drink hair gel on it. It's gonna be hard as a rock for days. It's gonna cause a nasty yeast infection. But she'll be gone by that. Don't worry about it.

[Frankie B]

Let's talk about Ed. Now, as you're aware, there's two parts of Ed. There's a mental and there's A physical side. If it's already been determined that you have a physical problem and you're. You're still not where you need to be.

[Chrissy]

Well, maybe already determined by who.

[Christina]

Well, now I'm a man of a certain age.

[Brian]

35.

[Christina]

It's soon to be 36. It's, you know, any guy who has a dick, which are most of us.

[Chrissy]

Right. Understand.

[Christina]

Understand that sometimes it works when you don't want it to. Sometimes it doesn't work when you don't want. When you want it to. And then sometimes it just does things on its own, and you have. There's. You have no idea what's going on.

[Chrissy]

Now, I think most of us in.

[Christina]

Our younger years, including myself, don't have too much of a problem with this particular issue, but I do.

[Jeff]

Control.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Control of it.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. I have control over it. Yes, I do.

[Jeff]

But not then.

[Chrissy]

Not then.

[Christina]

No, no, no. 20 years ago, I had no control over it. It was just doing its own thing. It was all over the place.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

Yeah. I had to tuck it under my shirt and stuff there when I was walking up around the high school.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

That's why I wore a blazer at my. People thought I was alternative. I was just hiding my boners.

[Chrissy]

Hiding my phone, hiding my boner.

[Christina]

Hey, Brian. How are you?

[Frankie B]

I'm good.

[Chrissy]

I'm hiding my boner. Shh. I'm adding my high school boner. Be quiet. Don't tell anybody.

[Christina]

This like the worst nightmare if you got caught with a boner. And because I went to Catholic school, I had to wear these damn pleated pants. And the pleated pants, sometimes it gets stuck, right? And then it.

[Chrissy]

So it just looked like. It just looked like caring.

[Jeff]

Like plaid pleats.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Pleated shorts.

[Chrissy]

No, it's full length pants. So sometimes my pants went all the.

[Christina]

Way down to my shoes.

[Chrissy]

But then other times, because I had a boner that was like a sock showing like this. And then I have to, like, throw my book bag in front of it. We'll walk down the hallway like this. Hey, why don't you throw your backpack on your back? No, no, I like it better down here.

[Jeff]

Just like the G. I had to.

[Chrissy]

Carry it right in front of my dick.

[Jeff]

Strength. Yeah, strength training.

[Chrissy]

I'm working out. It won't go down. I don't know what happened. Ms. Tiernan started talking, talking, talking. Ms. Tiernan started talking about Huckleberry.

[Jeff]

She got a little yellow cut shirt.

[Chrissy]

God damn it.

[Frankie B]

Maybe you have a mental problem, too. All right? They do work hand in hand. Most of the Time. If you have a physical problem, it plays mentally on you.

[Chrissy]

You with ed, they do work hand in hand. No pun intended.

[Jeff]

You know what I mean?

[Frankie B]

So we gotta shake up and correct the mental side of your ED problem. And where does that start with? Well, I think if.

[Brian]

Thousand bucks.

[Christina]

Here comes one of Frankie's circular conversations.

[Chrissy]

He's gonna say there's.

[Jeff]

I think.

[Christina]

I think. Yeah, there's five parts to this. There's actually going to be 12. And six of them are going to be the same.

[Jeff]

Step one.

[Chrissy]

I don't even know if we got into any steps yet. These are Frankie V's videos are all the same. He starts out with things, right, which end up being 12 things of which there's only really two. And then he just talks in circles.

[Frankie B]

And I feel that a lot of you guys, you. You let yourself go in life, okay? Especially the older guys. And I'm even going to backtrack.

[Chrissy]

There's a reason your dick doesn't work. Because you're a loser. Welcome to the family. Welcome to the family. You fat family.

[Jeff]

Subscribe.

[Chrissy]

Like, subscribe. Lose weight, you fat. Get that dick right. Let's get your straightened out real quick. Come here. Let Frankie touch it a little bit back on there. Yeah, Let me give it a little. Let me get a little taste test, you know what I mean? A little teener. Let me get a little teener tickle of those testicles. Let me get a little testicle teener, if you don't mind.

[Jeff]

Little T.T.

[Chrissy]

Ah, little T.T.

[Jeff]

You'Re low on T. Yeah, little testicle cleaner.

[Chrissy]

That's right. You know what you need? Shot of straight horse adrenaline. That'll get your dick hard.

[Christina]

No, no, son.

[Chrissy]

We're gonna have to put this straight in your penis shaft. Don't worry. It hurts a lot more than it looks.

[Frank Bernardo]

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[Brian]

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[Jeff]

Frank.

[Chrissy]

Poor Frankie.

[Frankie B]

You're gonna say a lot of the guys in their 40s and I'm even seeing an alarming rate of 30 year olds who are already letting themselves go. All right, and what happens guys is this disfesters in your mind when it, when it becomes time to perform. All right, you're not, you're not happy with your body, you're not happy with your look. And there's that little hang up that's, that's in your mind when it's time to perform. And guess what? You can't shake that hang up because you're worried about what that woman is thinking. What is she thinking about me? Do I look okay?

[Christina]

Never had this particular problem.

[Chrissy]

I just feel lucky. I'm just like sweet. Yeah, yeah, she must be blind in one eye. Turn off the lights and get to it real quick guys. You know this is a problem.

[Christina]

I, I do have to say this is an honest to God problem and we're not making fun of the problem. Like I don't want anybody to feel like embarrassed about this people problems like it's a, it's a unit that sometimes doesn't work and it's like you can't, you know as much as you might.

[Jeff]

Try mental stuff going on with girls and guys.

[Christina]

Yes, I agree. Listen, I've been with the attributes to.

[Jeff]

The, the Climax version of the sex.

[Christina]

Or it attributes to, you know, lubrication down there. We talked about your sin about this, right? There's a lot of different issues that can kind of come into play that makes sex awkward, uncomfortable, or just generally undesirable.

[Jeff]

Mental is part of it.

[Christina]

Yeah. And one of the things that generally makes sex undesirable is me in the equation.

[Jeff]

Go run to Charleston and go some tea.

[Brian]

Dwight.

[Frankie B]

Do I feel soft and pudgy to her? Okay, guys, we don't need that. Let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo. I'm 58 and a half years old, soon to be 59. And guess what?

[Chrissy]

My dick works great. Look at my dick. Look at my balls. Look at my stiffy.

[Jeff]

59 and a half. 58.

[Christina]

58 and a half. Okay, so now we know the number. This is recorded about a year ago, though. So he's now 60. He's almost 60. Okay, he's gonna have to do over 60.

[Chrissy]

He's gonna have to change. Yes, he's gonna have to wipe all his all 2, 000 subscribers out and go right back to the drawing board. Well, guess I can't do that anymore. Now he's gonna have to change his equation for women.

[Christina]

If Frank, if you. If you weren't with us on earlier versions, you can go back and listen to the old Frankie B episodes. But Frankie has a whole math equation about what's an appropriate age to date.

[Chrissy]

It really, at the end of the.

[Christina]

Day, we couldn't actually figure out what the math equation was. We just know that it was like.

[Jeff]

How to figuring out Fahrenheit to Celsius.

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Jeff]

You add 30, subtract.

[Christina]

It's like I was driving 70 miles per hour.

[Chrissy]

Spain, officer.

[Christina]

He's like, it's kilometers, son.

[Frankie B]

60, little over a year away. Am I worried about it? Hell no. Do I think about it? Not a chance. You know why, guys? Because I don't feel my age. And there's a reason why. The reason is, is I take great physical care of myself.

[Chrissy]

I take an immense amount of narcotics. I take steroids. I take Viagra by the handful. Yeah, yeah. My dick is ready to go. Literally. Breathe out.

[Jeff]

Remember like in the 70s when you had those little things of. Of cocaine that were sitting on tables? Frankie.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christina]

Like the little.

[Jeff]

Yeah, Frankie has things.

[Christina]

Viagra. I'm telling you. I have been to parties where people are passing these around. Like in. In my 20s and 30s, I went to parties where people were like.

[Jeff]

And one guy couldn't get his dick to Go down.

[Christina]

Oh, my God. That was the craziest story. But, I mean, I've told that many times before. But I actually knew a guy who took Viagra recreationally when he did not need it, and he was high on cocaine, and we had to drop him.

[Chrissy]

Off at the hospital in, like, a drive by shooting. You're just like, ah, see you later. Look at his car. His dick is broken.

[Frankie B]

Weekly, monthly, and yearly, I do the necessary things to keep myself in top physical form. And guess what? I do the same thing with my mind, my philosophy.

[Chrissy]

I do the same thing with my dick. I'm doing reps right now. You just can't see it. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2. Do those kegels, they work for men, too.

[Frankie B]

He is. Age only slows you down when you allow it to. Let me repeat that. Age only slows you down when you allow it to.

[Chrissy]

Or when you break a hip. That slows down a lot. Age only slows you down when you get old. That's all I gotta say. Okay?

[Frankie B]

And unfortunately, in today's society, this is the way it is, guys. Most guys don't give a rat's ass about the way they look. And they are letting age dictate everything in their lives. There's guys out there that are in their 50s that might want to start a workout routine, that might want to better their look, that might want a new haircut, but they say, why? Where am I going with this?

[Chrissy]

You know, exactly, Frankie, where are you going with this? How do we end up here? What are we talking about? I thought you're gonna fix my dick. What are we talking about?

[Jeff]

I love how a guy won't get his haircut. That's actually the. The major thing that I see that guy do.

[Christina]

Keep up with me, too.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

The one thing that I think most guys are on top of is the haircut. Maybe during the pandemic, things got a little shaggy, but I think we're bringing it back together nicely.

[Jeff]

Yeah, the haircuts in.

[Christina]

That's right.

[Chrissy]

And what are we talking about now, Frankie? It's always the same thing. We always go back to the same thing. Yeah, my hair is beautiful, my body's awesome, and my dick is hard. He just ends up talking about himself for an hour.

[Frankie B]

That. That mentality drives me absolutely nuts. Because what happens, guys? It continues to get worse. It doesn't get any better. Your thought process just continues to get worse. The way you look gets worse, your diet gets worse, you're losing muscle at a fast clip. And what's Going to happen.

[Chrissy]

Your choices in YouTube videos get worse.

[Jeff]

This. This video feels like when I was just out in Colorado and I ate an edible. I was like, where am I?

[Chrissy]

What am I doing?

[Jeff]

What happened?

[Chrissy]

And Jeff's like, my dick don't work at my.

[Jeff]

I know. To go back to that.

[Chrissy]

Meanwhile, you're in a crosswalk in downtown Denver and people are like, wait, I'm trying to get my dick to work. It's all in my mind. Jeff's like, I gotta figure out up here to make it work down here. Yeah, I'm trying to get a stiffy. Where did you come from? I thought I was having sex with my wife. Wow, honey, these edibles are great. We have an audience. I think a bus just hit you. This is crazy.

[Jeff]

Where's Frankie B.

[Chrissy]

Where's Frankie B When we need him?

[Frankie B]

Your mind's gonna get all effed up over this, okay? What we need to do is we need to install confidence in you, okay? And that all starts with building a better body, building a better mind, having a great, great diet. Look, dress great. And all that's going to read confidence. And that confidence is gonna. Is gonna come through in the bedroom. Because, guys, we don't need any.

[Chrissy]

Look at my confidence again.

[Jeff]

Like the Kool Aid.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

I just feel like. Yeah, he's just busting through the. Busting through the bathroom door. Look at. My God. Some girl is like, who are you? A couple wakes up out of the bed, they're like, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought someone called for confidence. No, you better get a haircut, buddy. You're looking a little pudgy. Hey, sweetie. Call me if you ever need a rack. Iron cock at 59. I'm not worried about it one bit. Haven't thought about it one bit. Although I still call myself 58 and a half. I don't even measure my. Like I'm. I'm even past measuring in years. I'm just like, I'm 40 something.

[Christina]

Whatever cares.

[Frankie B]

Hang ups when it's time to go to the bedroom. Okay? We need a clear mind. We can't be worried about, oh, does she think I'm a little overweight and. Or how does my. How does my hair look? Does it look okay? We don't need that. We need you to be confident, not worrying about any of that so you can go to the bedroom and do your job. And that's perform.

[Chrissy]

Do your job. We need you to clock in, clock out, and spread your old seed all over some woman that's what she wants, that's what she's gonna get.

[Jeff]

That's the job call for.

[Chrissy]

That's right. It's 20, 21, and women are still looking for you to clock in and clock out. Spread that seed, buddy. Get in there.

[Jeff]

Get out of there.

[Chrissy]

Get out of there, man. You're in there too long.

[Christina]

By the way, I'm gonna share this with all of my friends here at the commercial break, okay? If you are going to sleep with a woman, regardless if it's your first time or not, if the mood is there, if we're amorous enough that we're in the bedroom or somewhere. Or the bedroom somewhere else. And you know what I mean, if you're there.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Chrissy]

There.

[Christina]

She's not worried about what your belly looks like or what your hair looks like.

[Jeff]

She's.

[Frankie B]

And.

[Jeff]

And she's ready.

[Christina]

Neither should you be. Right? She's ready, and you should be also. Forget all that shit. Enjoy the moment. Put yourself right there in that moment. Be passionate. Get it together. Do a little teener. Listen, be present for the. I want you to be present for the entirety of that 30 seconds. I want you to be there.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

Present 30 seconds.

[Frankie B]

So, gentlemen, the first thing I want to talk about. I feel this.

[Christina]

Wait, first thing, first thing.

[Chrissy]

Did I rewind the video?

[Christina]

First thing. Okay. Oh, it already feels like a long video, Frankie.

[Chrissy]

I thought that was all five you just talked about.

[Frankie B]

This is probably the most important because this one holds true to just about all guys. And before I get into it, let me explain.

[Chrissy]

Before I get into the first one, let me tell you about.

[Christina]

There's like a.

[Chrissy]

Let me tell you about point minus zero A. And then exhibit B. I'm just gonna.

[Frankie B]

Briefly touch on each one of these. These are all coming up.

[Chrissy]

I'm gonna briefly.

[Jeff]

Before we get to the first one, we're gonna briefly touch on all these.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, I'm gonna briefly touch on a couple seven other additional points. This is bonus material.

[Jeff]

Frankie and an edible.

[Christina]

Frankie needs someone to. To really make these videos much more concise because he just gave the same advice he's given in every single video, which is pay attention to your body.

[Brian]

Eat right.

[Christina]

Be confident. Don't worry about how old you are. But he never tells you how to do that. He never gets to the point of, like, what the actual action is that you need to take.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Christina]

He just tells you you need to be a stuffy and a fat, ugly.

[Jeff]

Slob with bad hair and also get a sports car.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Frankie B]

Series of videos. The first one is you're complacent. You're complacent in your relationship. You're complacent in your jobs and your complacent in your looks. What's your relationship? You know, you're married to the same woman for 20, 30, 40 years. You don't give a anymore because she's not.

[Chrissy]

You know what you need some new. That's what'll get your working again. Don't be complacent. Shake it up. Bring a couple extra women into the bedroom. Yeah, you've been in that marriage, what, 70, 80, 90 years? 20, 30, 40 years.

[Christina]

What are these people?

[Chrissy]

90, 20, 30, 40 years. If I'm married to Astrid 40 years, I'm 112.

[Frankie B]

Not going nowhere right in your eyes until she leaves you. Then what do you do? The next one is your job. You guys are all comfortable in your job. You may be working there again, what.

[Chrissy]

Does this have to. Excuse me, Frankie.

[Jeff]

Working there.

[Chrissy]

Excuse me, Frankie. Frankie. Yeah, it's me in the corner over here. What does it have to do with my dick? Can you talk about my dick a little bit?

[Frankie B]

15, 20, 25 years. Oh, they love me. They don't care what I look like. Well, gentlemen, if you're a in sales and you let yourself go, guess what? You're gonna be gone. And the last one is your looks. You think? You know what? My wife don't care. She loves me the way I look, my job, again, they don't care. I bring them big money so I can look like living hell and I'll be okay with it. You see where all that's gonna get you in trouble.

[Christina]

Can we talk?

[Chrissy]

Frankie, can we talk?

[Christina]

Or the editor of this video or whoever is helping Frankie with these videos, he just talked about this for six of the first 12 minutes. He just said these exact same things, and now he's illustrating them again with just a different. He's actually being very specific.

[Chrissy]

He's like, if you're in sales. If you're in sales for General Motors in the Detroit office and you look fat and ugly and you walk into the office your limp dick every day saying, well, you know, I'm the heavy hitter sales guy around here.

[Dwight]

Here.

[Chrissy]

First of all, what are you talking about, Frankie? What?

[Frankie B]

Let's move on to the next one. Number two, this one's also a monster. And this plays really heavy. If you do have an ed problem and that's working out. Because, guys, if you're not working out, if you're not taking time to do it daily, at least three times a week. What's going to happen? Your testosterone.

[Chrissy]

Excuse me, Frankie, you're talking about sex or working out. I'm just wondering.

[Frankie B]

Is gonna plummet. And without testosterone, guess what, guys? I don't have to tell you.

[Chrissy]

So without testosterone, your balls aren't gonna shrink and you are gonna get horrible acne all over your chest. Have you seen that tick tock video.

[Christina]

Of the roid rage guy?

[Jeff]

No.

[Christina]

Okay, ready? I'm gonna share this with you real quick because I think this is funny. And I think it's. It's a. It's an interesting. It's simpatico with us.

[Jeff]

Okay?

[Chrissy]

Huge guy.

[Christina]

I mean, like, huge.

[Chrissy]

Like, neck is like out to here.

[Christina]

Like muscles like this. And he's got this tiny little voice and he's like. Some people think that taking steroids means.

[Chrissy]

That you have roid rage.

[Christina]

And in the background, some girl walks in the door of. He's filming this in his kitchen.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Christina]

And he's like, get the out of the kitchen.

[Chrissy]

You're ruining my video.

[Christina]

But it's totally not planned.

[Chrissy]

Like, it's not scripted.

[Christina]

She walks in and he goes off on her like crazy.

[Chrissy]

And then he comes comes back to the camera.

[Christina]

He's like. Like I was saying, some people think.

[Chrissy]

That you have roid rage.

[Jeff]

It's true.

[Chrissy]

It's true.

[Frankie B]

We need to find time to work out. But a lot of you guys say, you know what, Frank? I'm way too busy. I ain't got time to work out. Let me show you why you're dead wrong.

[Chrissy]

Let me show you how to. Let me show you a shortcut. Anabolic steroids. Great for you. Great for your attitude.

[Frankie B]

Okay, guys, you got 24 hours in a day. You sleep eight and you work eight. I'm going to give you two hours of playtime in the morning.

[Chrissy]

Morning.

[Frankie B]

And two hours of playtime at night.

[Chrissy]

That leaves you playtime. What are we, children?

[Jeff]

Two hours of play in the morning.

[Chrissy]

I'm gonna give you two hours of playtime in the morning, two hours of playtime at night. I'm gonna give you one hour of nap time. Then you can have snacks. And if you're good, then you can have some dessert. This sounds like what I talk about all day long. Trolls. Happy Meal. TROSTS World tour.

[Frankie B]

Four hours, guys. Are you telling me you don't have one hour in those remaining four hours to build better body to build?

[Christina]

I am telling you right now, Frankie.

[Chrissy]

I do not have an extra hour to build a better body. This is as good as it's gonna get right now.

[Frankie B]

More Testosterone. So you can have the sexual stamina.

[Chrissy]

Stamma. There's nothing like sexual stamina to get you through. What is that? A new venereal disease? Sexual stammer.

[Christina]

Sexual stammers running rampant through our senior communities.

[Jeff]

The villages.

[Christina]

Yeah, the villages.

[Chrissy]

How's Papa Joe doing? Well, he's got a bad case of stammer, stammer, stammer, stamma.

[Jeff]

Damn stamma.

[Chrissy]

Oh, that damn stamma gets you every time. I was fucking her, but then my stamina went out. I got a bad case of the stamma.

[Frank Bernardo]

Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath and now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got brand new phone number. That's right, it's 212-4333, TCB. And you can text us anytime you want or you can call and leave us a voicemail and we might just use your message on the show. Once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year.

[Chrissy]

Of course.

[Frank Bernardo]

Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok, CBpodcast and of course all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com Now I'm going to thank GE one more time that we have sponsors. So thank GE and here they are.

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[Frankie B]

Are you kidding me? We're gonna get you there. So, guys, number three, it's all about the diet. And before I get into it, I want to say that before I get.

[Chrissy]

Into it, I'm gonna repeat what I just said 12 times.

[Frankie B]

That diet and working out, gentlemen, that's harmony. It goes hand in hand. You can't do one if and expect results without doing the other together. It's very powerful. So let's not say diet.

[Chrissy]

You know what else is powerful? This body. You're an.

[Frankie B]

We're gonna say we're gonna get you eating right. We're gonna get you eating correctly. Because, gentlemen, would you directly put into your body. Do you think it doesn't affect you? Do you think that that doesn't give you issues in the ED department? It can and it most certainly does. So we need to get you.

[Chrissy]

That's oysters. We're gonna say this eating to make you sick will do nothing for your prick. You know what I'm saying? If you put it down your throat, it's not gonna float your boat. I don't know what I'm trying to say here, guys.

[Jeff]

I get no respect.

[Chrissy]

If you eat too many treats, you won't be able to beat your meats. Okay? You know what I'm saying? Now, if you want to get up your stammer, let me tell you something. Ah. You know, this is how you get up your stammer. You eat 12 pounds of oysters, 4 milligrams of anabolic steroids, pomegranates, a whole glass of milk. Pomegranates and cocaine. You'll have the stamina to keep on going. I call it the stamina. Dama bing bong, bing bong. Diet eating right, Ancient Chinese secret. Telling you what passed down from Bernardo to Bernardo, from limp dick to limp dick. All the Bernardos have had this problem. 22 years old, you can pretty much.

[Jeff]

All been cheated on.

[Chrissy]

It's like a waterhouse with a spigot turned off. You get cheated on 12 or 13 times by your wife, but different guys nonetheless. And your dick ain't gonna be able to work, I'm telling you. But you know it's gonna get you back in shape. You know it's gonna get you that. Coming in.

[Jeff]

Family fold number one.

[Chrissy]

Come in, ancient Chinese secret. Here it is. Ancient Bernardo secret. You ready for this confidence? Comb your hair. Get a guy, get a cut. Get your fashion right. Make sure you have a big engine under the hood.

[Jeff]

Yep.

[Chrissy]

Cocaine. Okay? If you do those things in that order, you're gonna be good to go on track.

[Frankie B]

So, gentlemen, number four. This is big, too.

[Chrissy]

They're all big, but big like my dick. They're all big. Everything's big. Everything I say is important.

[Frankie B]

But number four, it's all about your grooming. All right? And it's not just body grooming. We're going to talk about hair now, guys, if you've been going to the same barber for year after year or same stylist year after year and getting the same haircut year after year, first and foremost, you need to fire your stylist or a barber, because they should be definitely suggesting some new.

[Chrissy]

What? Wow. If you've been going to the barber year after year and he's been doing a good job, you know what you need to do? Walk in, punch him in the face. Face. Hit him in the potatoes, and say, you know what? You, man, you're the reason I'm not getting laid. My link dicks. Because of you, My flaccid penis directly has to do with your hair cutting abilities. Frank Bernardo says hello. And then they just push Frank in on a card. He smashes through the window. Look at my body. Sorry about the client guy. Yeah, but it's good for video sales.

[Jeff]

Fire that guy.

[Chrissy]

I'm almost monetizing on YouTube. 20 more subscribers and I'm gonna be making bucks, dude. Everything's big in my world.

[Frankie B]

And up to date hairstyles. Because you guys are stuck in a rut. You're stuck in the same old haircut.

[Chrissy]

Am I stuck in a rut or stuck in a cut? Not sure.

[Jeff]

Stuck in a rug and a bug.

[Frankie B]

If you've had that haircut now for 5, 6, 7. Seven years, chances are, guys, it's out of style. So we're gonna get you to step outside the box a little bit.

[Chrissy]

You should try one of those buns. Those man buns, they're right in style right now, this moment. They're so hot with the over 50 crown. You know Ryan Gosling? He would do a man bun if he could. He just doesn't have the hair. How do I know?

[Christina]

Because.

[Chrissy]

Because I beat up his stylist for him. I said, you've been doing Ryan's hair way too long. Look at that poor dick. It doesn't even work anymore. Look.

[Frankie B]

Which is going to give you a better Feel. And grooming doesn't just stop at the hair. Let's look at our overall body hair. Our ears, our nose, our eyebrows, especially in this area.

[Chrissy]

Our scrundle sacks. My body is a wonderland.

[Jeff]

All goes back to the body.

[Chrissy]

It all goes back to Frank's body.

[Frankie B]

Once we get in our 40s, it grows at an alarming rate, almost double. So you gotta stay on par with your grooming. And once you get all your grooming in check, you're gonna exhume confidence.

[Christina]

You're gonna exhume confidence.

[Chrissy]

I just want you to know that your stamina's gonna be up and you're gonna exhume confidence. You're gonna literally pick it up out of the ground. You're gonna bring in a backhoe and get that. Get that confidence. Yes, I'm here to exhume confidence. Yeah, we buried it at plot number 33, right next to your stammer.

[Frankie B]

Like you've never had before. And when you have confidence, it's gonna roll right into the bedroom. Everything goes hand in hand. Gentlemen, number five.

[Chrissy]

Everything goes dick and dick.

[Jeff]

Everything goes hand in dick number five.

[Chrissy]

Sword fighting. This is the way we practice. Gotta keep it up. I want you to go to your new barber and say, excuse me, can you trim my tree trunk right here, if you don't mind? And then can we do a little sword fighting? You know, the porn guys make their dicks look big. They shave it down close. That's how ancient. Ancient. Bernardo. Secret. I'm telling you what, I want to.

[Frankie B]

Throw two at you over here. It's lifestyle and your fashion. Fashion guys, I really think we need to clean up our fashion because Most guys in their 40s, 50s, 60s on up.

[Chrissy]

Okay, you are wearing from the 60s, 70s and today. B.98.5. Grooming tips from the 16th, 17th and today. It sounds like a fucking radio commercial.

[Jeff]

It does.

[Chrissy]

Dick stiffening help from the 70s, 80s.

[Jeff]

And today and beyond.

[Christina]

Yeah, your dick stiffening tips for your working day.

[Chrissy]

P. 98.5.

[Jeff]

They're playing it in a dentist I know.

[Chrissy]

B. 98.5. Here's a hit from the 70s. Shave your balls for maximum dick legs. Hi, Mr. Green. The dentist is ready for you now. Dr. Oswald will see you now. Oh, just one more minute.

[Christina]

I wanted to catch this dick grooming tip.

[Chrissy]

I love this station. What is it? Oh, it's D.98.5. D. It's D.98.5. Dick grooming hits from the 70s, 80s and today. All your stamina in one place. We've exhumed your favorite hit. Here's one of your favorites from Frank Bernardo. It's called confidence, old man.

[Frankie B]

Clothes. You are wearing clothes that are out of style. What is it with the New Balance white gym shoes that all you guys are wearing? Let me clean up.

[Chrissy]

What's your fucking problem?

[Jeff]

I'm in New Balance.

[Chrissy]

Welcome to the family. I'm gonna murder you.

[Jeff]

Oh, my God.

[Chrissy]

New Balance, wow. Take it on.

[Jeff]

New Balance White.

[Chrissy]

I don't even think New Balance makes new, Jim. New gym shoes in white. It's all colors. I don't even know Poor Frank.

[Frankie B]

All your fashion. And once we do that, guys there again, you're gonna have confidence. You're gonna have pep in your step. You're gonna gonna walk with your shoulders back.

[Chrissy]

You're gonna have pep in your stick. You're gonna stiffen your dick. Don't even worry about it. You're gonna get that tent back, boys. You're gonna proudly, proudly walk through the mall with your dick hard as a rock. Wow.

[Christina]

Brian got his dick back.

[Jeff]

I heard things were different.

[Chrissy]

Did you lose some weight?

[Christina]

Cut your hair? I don't know. Something's different about you.

[Chrissy]

Maybe it's your raging heart. Up. That's right.

[Christina]

I exhumed my confidence and got my stamina back.

[Chrissy]

And now won't go down.

[Jeff]

Can y'all take me to the hospital?

[Chrissy]

Can you mind dropping me off at the hospital? I think I'm having an emergency. Wow, you are looking kind of blue. Because all the blood is now rushed out of my head and into my cockpit. Thanks, Frankie B. No problem. Make sure you smash that. Subscribe. Welcome to the family. We have a discount program at the hospital. You need to get that deflated.

[Frankie B]

Or going to be different. That's the name of the game with everything here.

[Christina]

I just see it now. There's thousands of people that subscribe to.

[Chrissy]

This channel that they take his advice. And just like thousands of emergency room.

[Christina]

Visits for hard dicks. As soon as you listen to this advice.

[Jeff]

I don't even know exactly what the advice is.

[Chrissy]

There is no advice.

[Jeff]

Get your hair cut. That's all I've heard.

[Christina]

Get your hair cut.

[Brian]

Work out your body.

[Jeff]

Actually get your hair cut. And then like punch that person in the face.

[Chrissy]

You're fucking fired. No wonder my dick doesn't work. It's you. You're the problem. There's like violence all over the place again.

[Christina]

The third barbershop murder in a week here in Atlanta, Georgia. As men are blaming their flaccid cocks on their barbers.

[Chrissy]

Let's Go live to Jim down on the scene. It's another disastrous scene down here as the man walked in apparently and said, you're the problem for my floppy cock. Shot the barber twice in the head and left Zol.

[Christina]

Coming back to a man named Frank.

[Chrissy]

Bernardo online, I make apologies for nothing. There's a problem in this country and it's old barbers.

[Frankie B]

Here is to be.

[Christina]

I have a feeling maybe a barber.

[Chrissy]

Is someone who slept with his ex wife.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Frankie B]

Different lifestyle. Are you happy with your lifestyle? If you're not, I got a lot of suggestions. I got a lot of things that we can do to better your lifestyle.

[Chrissy]

I just can't tell you. You here call me.

[Frankie B]

So, gentlemen, if you incorporate everything that.

[Chrissy]

I just talked about, if you incorporate. What is he talking about? That's three big mistakes on words. His stamina, exhuming, confidence, and corporate.

[Christina]

And corporate.

[Jeff]

You incorporate.

[Chrissy]

If you incorporate all of this stuff. If you incorporate all of this stuff, you'll be in a different tax bracket. Talk to your attorney about that. I'm no tax professional.

[Frankie B]

And that's not being complacent.

[Chrissy]

That's half complacent. Don't be complacent. Get your stamina up. Exhume your confidence. Remember to incorporate everything.

[Frankie B]

Having a better body, that's eating right. That's by having impeccable grooming habits. That's by having great fashion and a wonderful lifestyle. Gentlemen, if you've got everything going, what does that exhume it exudes?

[Chrissy]

He's not saying it. I thought he just made a mistake. And now I'm realizing he has no clue what he's talking about. He's gonna exhume confidence.

[Frankie B]

There's confidence.

[Chrissy]

And what does exhume confidence?

[Frankie B]

Confidence brings to the bedroom even more confidence. If you've got everything working in your life, there's nothing mentally with ed that's going to shut you down. But if you got hang ups on anything I talked about. Yes, because you're going to be worrying about it when you're with your wife, when you're with your girlfriend and it's.

[Chrissy]

Time for you to perform, or both. When you're with your wife, when you're with your girlfriend, probably not at the same time. Or hey, I don't know, 20, 21, maybe everyone's just exhuming, exhuming stamina. Just exhibit your exemption. That's all I gotta say. You can exhibit your exemption in the way that you want to get on that stammer right now.

[Frankie B]

All right? When you have a clear Mind, body and soul. And all you gotta do is perform. You're gonna be a rock star. So take it.

[Chrissy]

Sounds simple. Get right on that. When you have a perfect mind, body and soul, when you've reached preached karma like the Buddha did, your dick's gonna be rock hard. Nothing you can't conquer.

[Jeff]

I don't know how to get that way.

[Chrissy]

There's like a billion dollar industry people trying to figure that out. But okay, Frankie's got it licked. Great.

[Frankie B]

Assault and just apply it to your everyday routine. All right, guys, so before I end this video, listen. The whole thing may sound ridiculous, but would I?

[Chrissy]

Yep, it does.

[Christina]

Yes, it does.

[Frankie B]

I'm trying to do, in the preface of my channel, it is to get guys in their 50s, upper 50s, 60s, even guys in their 40s, to actually stop letting yourself go, Stop letting your body stop.

[Christina]

Stop.

[Frankie B]

Yeah, body deteriorate, your mind deteriorate. You're grooming. All of the above. Yes, it sounds crazy that if you have better grooming, you're going to perform better. Better sexually. But what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to paint an overall picture of health and confidence for you. And that is going to radiate in the bedroom when you perform.

[Chrissy]

You are literally gonna. It's gonna radiate. It's probably because you've been zooming some down the street. Yeah. Hey, listen, works for me. It works for me.

[Frankie B]

Again, guys, no hang ups. You should be a monster. This concludes the video. Thank you for watching. Guys over 50, we're not dead. We're just getting started.

[Jeff]

With what?

[Chrissy]

I don't know. I don't know what I learned from that video. I didn't learn a fucking thing.

[Christina]

That's what makes Frankie B. So great. You see, there's a lot of platitudes. Frankie just has a big videos with a lot of platitudes and he talks in circles and you end up learning nothing.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Chrissy]

If I.

[Christina]

If I was a guy with an ED problem. Yeah, you learned about exhuming. And stamina.

[Jeff]

And stamina.

[Christina]

And. And in corporate.

[Chrissy]

And corporate. Everything you learned here in corporate we trust.

[Christina]

I'm gonna radiate that radiate. That's all I gotta say. 99 episodes, roads in. And we ended on a high note with Frankie B.

[Chrissy]

Hey, listen here. Welcome to the commerce break. Look at my podcast.

[Frank Bernardo]

Okay, everyone, that is the end of what was episode 99 and what is now also episode 672.

[Dwight]

That's crazy.

[Frank Bernardo]

We'll be back next week. So in the meantime, you can text us or or leave us a voicemail at 212-4333, TCB and find us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTokcb podcast. And check out our YouTube channel for our video episodes and also our website tcbpodcast.com for literally anything else. Love you.

[Chrissy]

Bye. Wow.

[Christina]

What's up?

[Frank Bernardo]

I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes.

[Jeff]

You, the person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell or off white, bought and financ financed.

[Christina]

A car in minutes.

[Frank Bernardo]

They made it easy, transparent terms, customizable, down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork.

[Chrissy]

Wow.

[Jeff]

Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet.

[Frank Bernardo]

I sent you for our dinner?

[Jeff]

Options Finance your car with Carvana and experience total control financing subject to credit approval.

[Christina]

Feeling stiff?

[Chrissy]

Put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Or maybe like you do care. Move your arms behind your back, do some gentle twists with your core and repeat. This healthy suggestion is brought to you by Regent's Blue Cross Blue Shield of Oregon. Together we healthy.