TCB Infomercial: Chelcie Lynn

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – "TCB Infomercial: Chelcie Lynn"

Episode Information:

• Title: TCB Infomercial: Chelcie Lynn
• Release Date: August 5, 2025
• Hosts: Bryan Green and Chrissy Hoadley
• Guest: Chelsea Lynn (also known as Trailer Trash Tammy)

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1. Introduction to Chelsea Lynn

Timestamp: [10:50] – [11:33]

Bryan Green introduces Chelsea Lynn, affectionately dubbed "Trailer Trash Tammy," highlighting her rise as a prominent figure during the COVID-19 pandemic. Bryan emphasizes her creative universe, which includes a plethora of characters that have captivated over ten and a half million followers across social media platforms.

Notable Quote:

• Bryan Green: “Chelsea Lynn, also known as Trailer Trash Tammy... [she] has made an entire universe around Trailer Trash Tammy and she just continues creatively to knock it out of the park.”

2. Rise to Fame During the Pandemic

Timestamp: [11:03] – [12:05]

Chelsea shares her experience of slowly gaining a following pre-pandemic through Vines and other social media content. The lockdown period significantly accelerated her popularity as audiences sought humor and escapism.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “During the pandemic, it just got a little. Woo. It kind of went off...”
• Bryan Green: “Your shit is so wacky and so wild and so relatable. It's like you are this exaggerated version of everybody we know.”

3. Trailer Trash Tammy and Content Creation

Timestamp: [12:06] – [14:43]

Chelsea delves into her alter ego, Trailer Trash Tammy, and the extensive efforts she puts into creating engaging content. She discusses her interactions with fans and the collaborative nature of her work with family members.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “I'm just having fun, and if something sticks, great. If it doesn't, I'm still having fun.”
• Chelsea Lynn: “We have sisters that are part of my tour management and podcast production. It's a family business for sure.”

4. Tammy's Pontoon Party Cruise

Timestamp: [16:34] – [26:55]

Chelsea provides an in-depth look into her unique venture—Tammy's Pontoon Party Cruise. She recounts the success of the first cruise, featuring the mini Kiss band, and discusses the wild antics that ensued, including on-board mishaps that led to the band's temporary ban. The upcoming second cruise promises even more entertainment with special guests like L. King, Josh Wolf, and other comedians.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “We are the whole boat, which is crazy. We're the whole thing, baby.”
• Bryan Green: “Mini Kiss, for those of you that don't know, you gotta Google this. They really are. They are a cover band of Kiss made up of little people.”

5. Personal Anecdotes and Celebrity Encounters

Timestamp: [25:15] – [37:35]

Chelsea shares amusing encounters, including meeting Post Malone in a serendipitous alleyway and appearing in a Dirk Spentley music video. These stories illustrate her unexpected and exciting experiences post-fame.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “Dirks Bentley messaged me on Instagram asking me, no way...”
• Brian Green: “I see you smoking cigarettes with Post Malone. That's crazy.”

6. Transition to Stand-Up Comedy

Timestamp: [28:03] – [35:29]

Chelsea narrates her journey into stand-up comedy, starting with her first show at Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas. Despite initial doubts, her performances quickly sold out, leading her to pursue stand-up seriously. She discusses her creative process, including writing and rehearsing her material at home with her family members acting as audience distractions to simulate live environments.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “I just go, let me talk to the...”
• Chelsea Lynn: “I will never hear me complaining about this job ever, ever, ever, ever.”

7. Handling Hecklers and Maintaining Show Quality

Timestamp: [32:19] – [35:29]

Chelsea emphasizes her proactive approach to managing hecklers, ensuring that disruptive audience members are politely but firmly removed to maintain the integrity of her performances.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “I have no problem kicking people out if they're disruptive.”
• Brian Green: “If you're not talking because the comedian asks you to talk, you need to leave. Take that shit outside.”

8. Future Projects and Aspirations

Timestamp: [38:38] – [50:54]

Chelsea discusses her ambitions beyond the cruise and stand-up, including pitching a pilot for a TV show and wanting to create a Trailer Trash Tammy movie. She reflects on her imposter syndrome but remains passionate and dedicated to her craft.

Notable Quotes:

• Chelsea Lynn: “If that never happens, that's fine. I'm living the dream with what I'm doing now.”
• Chelsea Lynn: “I've got it, dude. This is... I feel like this is a Fog.”

9. Conclusion and Upcoming Events

Timestamp: [50:56] – [54:11]

The episode wraps up with Bryan and Rachel promoting Chelsea’s upcoming cruise and encouraging listeners to support her by attending her live shows and engaging with her content.

Notable Quotes:

• Brian Green: “She does live stand up comedy. She also has a number of podcasts and social media channels that will make you laugh until you're blue in the face.”
• Rachel: “Before my birthday's in February.”

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Key Takeaways:

• Chelsea Lynn’s Multifaceted Career: From social media influencer to stand-up comedian and cruise organizer, Chelsea exemplifies adaptability and creativity in the digital age.
• Community and Family Support: Her success is bolstered by a supportive family who actively participates in her ventures.
• Handling Fame with Humility: Despite her growing fame, Chelsea remains grounded, focusing on fun and authentic interactions with her audience.
• Future Aspirations: Chelsea aims to expand her brand through television and film, continually seeking new avenues for her comedic talents.

Final Thoughts:

Chelsea Lynn’s episode on "The Commercial Break" showcases her dynamic personality and entrepreneurial spirit. Her ability to engage audiences across various platforms while maintaining a genuine and humorous persona makes her a standout guest. Listeners are encouraged to follow her journey through her upcoming cruise, stand-up shows, and expanding media presence.

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Links and References:

• Chelsea Lynn’s Official Website: eatmytrash.com
• Upcoming Cruise Information: Available on eatmytrash.com
• Show Notes: All additional links and resources can be found in the podcast's show notes.

Transcript

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[Chelsea Lynn]

Maurices, do dwarves have normal sized penises? Yes.

[Brian Green]

How come you said that so confidently?

[Chelsea Lynn]

I ask every single one I meet. I'm getting dead serious too.

[Chrissy]

On this episode of the commercial Break.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I will kick people out like it's nothing. Like it's nothing.

[Rachel]

I love it. I would. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And, and I never have rude hecklers. It's always people, it's always people that love me. But it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink and they, and they just want, instead of listening to me do stand up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set. And I will give them a couple, a couple breaks. I'll say okay. I'll say okay. Now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't here to, to hear you, you know, and if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this. Yeah, come get this.

[Rachel]

I love it.

[Chrissy]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Brian Green]

2:30 in the morning. Oh yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Brian Green. Best to you, Brian, and best to you, Brian, and best you out there in the podcast universe. Welcome to another episode of the commercial break. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday with a very special guest indeed, Chelsea Lynn, also known as trailer Trash Tammy. But let me not ignore the elephant in the room. Why am I saying hello to myself? Because Chrissy's not here. Because Chrissy's not supposed to be here. You see, Long time ago. Well, let me explain it this way. When a man loves a woman or a man loves a man or a woman loves a woman, sometimes those people do things with each other. More adult things. And Chrissy and I recorded an intro and an outro to this episode, but for one reason or another, I cannot get it to work. So since Chrissy's not supposed to be here, and I would like to let you listen to the Chelsea Lynn interview, I'm just gonna do it solo. Fuck it. We'll do it live. As they say in the business. Let's talk a little bit about Chelsea Lin, and then we'll get to the interview where Chrissy is a part of that interview. And I know that's the part you're. You really want to hear. Chelsea Lynn is one of my personal pandemic guilty pleasures. I found her social media during the lockdowns of 2020, just as I was starting this podcast, actually. And one of the things that instantly hooked me into Chelsea was this universe of characters, this cast of characters that she had created that were living and breathing on video and podcasts and around Trailer Trash Tammy, which is essentially an alter ego. So I want you to imagine for a minute, if you will, if you have not heard of Chelsea, that the Crab Apple bits that I do at the beginning of the show had come to life in a much funnier, much grander, much more visual way. And ten and a half million people also liked those characters. So ten and a half people like the Crabapple bits. Ten and a half million like Trailer Trash Tammy and the universe of characters that she has created or other people have created and brought into her world. And she goes out there in. In the universe, and she interacts with people as Trailer Trash Tammy. She's been in music videos, she's had many a celebrity, a comedian on her podcast in her videos, and she's just done it. I mean, I don't know any other way to explain how crazy huge Chelsea Lynn and Trailer Trash Tammy have become. Here's one way I can put it into perspective. In 2026, in March, I think, of 2026, Chelsea will be doing the second annual Tammy's Pontoon Party, which is a Norwegian cruise line that is completely occupied by people who love Chelsea and Tammy and these other rotating characters that she has in her world. So, like, 1500 people will get on a cruise for four nights, and they will travel around the Caribbean in Mexico. And you can do this, too. You can go to eatmytrash.com and find out more information about that. By the way, check out that URL eatmytrash.com for all things Chelsea Lynn check out. But she will go on this cruise, and it is wild. You should watch some of the videos on YouTube of last year's cruise, this year's cruise, and how insane it was. Here, let me give you a little snippet of what's going. What's to come on the interview. So in the last version of the cruise, she hired a band called Mini Kiss. And that's not like a small kiss, like a half kiss. That mini kiss means that it. It is people of a shorter stature who are dressed up exactly like the band Kiss and they play Kiss covers. That's not even the wild part. That's pretty wild, but that's not the wild part. The wild part is that Chelsea wanted to have them on cruise number two. So she called and asked if they would come, and of course they said yes. She then pitched that to Norwegian Cruise Lines, to which the higher ups at Norwegian said, fuck no, Mini Kiss is never coming back on not only your cruise, but any cruise of ours, Period. End of sentence. Chelsea will explain why in this interview, but it is insane. And if that's your kind of party, if you're into it, I would highly suggest you go to eat my trash.com soon to book your room, because I think there are. Right now there are limited rooms available. I've been kind of keeping up with all of the sales emails that come through. So she's got TikTok 5, 6 million people follow her on TikTok. About a million people follow her on Instagram. She's got a number of different accounts. Million and a half people are subscribed on YouTube. She's got an only fans page. She does multiple podcasts and she is everywhere. Chelsea Lynn, also known as Trailer Trash Tammy. I would normally throw it to Chrissy right now and I would say, hey, Chrissy, why don't we take a break and then do the magic of tele podcasting. Chelsea Lynn will be right here in front of us on our video screen. But since Chrissy's not here, I'm just going to tell you, why don't we take a break? And then through the magic of telepodcasting, I will fanboy out a little bit about one of my personal favorites. Chelsea Lynn coming here to talk to Chrissy and I. We'll be back. Hey there, cats and kittens. It's Rachel. I have a terrible cold, but Brian wanted me to pass along the message that tcb's exclusive merch drop happens Friday, August 8th through the 22nd. 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[Brian Green]

And she's here with us now. Chelsea Lynn, one of my pandemic heroes. As I was just telling her, one of the people that pulled me through the pandemic got me inspired and made me laugh along the way. Did you, like, did your stuff really blow up when everybody was sitting at home? And, I mean, I know you've been around for a long time, so doing Vines and all that, but did it, like, set on fire during the pandemic?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, it will. First off, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it was a slow burn there for a minute. You know, I was gaining a little bit of following, a little bit of love. And then I just. I think people were just bored at home and just because I didn't change anything I was doing.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And then during the pandemic, it just got a little. Woo. It kind of went off.

[Brian Green]

It hit.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It went off there.

[Brian Green]

Your shit is so wacky and so wild and so relatable. It's like you are this exaggerated version of everybody we know or some character in your world is. Yeah.

[Rachel]

Your wigs do.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Thank you. We do a little bit of everything. You know, I'll do the trailer trash Tammy stuff. I'll do just some regular Chelsea life stuff. We do positive talks, podcast with the wig. Like, we just. Honestly, I'm just having fun, and if something sticks, great. If it doesn't, I'm still having fun. So I just.

[Lena Dunham]

Yeah, do.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Do a little bit of everything.

[Brian Green]

Were you the kind of child who would sit around and, like, make characters and, you know, do little funny things? I imagine your family is pretty funny. Everyone's all in on this, right?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. I was the type of kid that if there was a camcorder, if anyone had one of those big camcorders on their shoulders, I was the one who was in front of the camcorder being like, watch me do this. Watch me do this. So, yeah, we have footage of that, actually. So. Yes.

[Brian Green]

Okay. One of those tapes getting released, the Epstein tapes and the Chelsea Lynn tapes, I want them both released immediately.

[Chelsea Lynn]

We need them both. We. We need them both. Yes.

[Brian Green]

I love how you're wearing a Dr. Phil.

[Rachel]

I know. You got to tell us that's my guy.

[Brian Green]

Yep. Phil McGraw. He was. I love Dr. Phil.

[Rachel]

Yeah, we got him to Do a.

[Brian Green]

Commercial for a couple of commercials. Actually, we convinced him to do some commercials for our podcast. And I've. It's still, to this day, it's the funniest fucking thing ever because we give him this script, and, like, the first six times he read it, it was very. I didn't know. He didn't know what to make of it. Like, if you're a big fan of fucking ghosts, check out the commercial breaks. And. But then the seventh time, I think he understood that it should be comic, you know, that it's comedy, and he got with it, and he did the best read we've ever had. Ever.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Dude, I am so jealous you got Dr. Field to do a commercial for you. What the hell, dude? That's crazy.

[Brian Green]

We paid him.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I would do the same thing. Call him.

[Brian Green]

He'll do it. Call him. He's got.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Green]

Podcast.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Okay, Okay. I love him.

[Brian Green]

Is he one of your guilty pleasures? One of your TV guilty pleasures?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. I mean, come on. Just watching Dr. Phil, even if it's a serious episode, it's so funny. Just the things he says. Yeah, the. He's Dr. Phil, dude. I've actually been in the audience several times.

[Rachel]

No way.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I love him.

[Rachel]

What were the shows about?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, what were the shows?

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't even remember.

[Brian Green]

Did you get on tv? Did they, like. Did the camera pan to you?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, yeah. Me doing this. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

Because you loved him so much, you actually traveled to Los Angeles to go into the studios and sit there.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Well, I used to live in San Diego.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So super close. And I'd go up to LA all the time anyway, so it was just like, hey, we have a free day. Let's get some tickets and go type of thing.

[Brian Green]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I've also been to the Price is Right. It's been several years, and I never got on. And that is still a goal. That's still. I still need to do that.

[Rachel]

Oh, that's one of our favorites.

[Brian Green]

All right, so you want a Price is Right story? I'll tell you. I'll take up a little. I'll cut. I'll eat up a little bit of your time with my story. Hold on.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So, okay.

[Brian Green]

We used to have this streaming radio station. Like, we went from working in radio to having, like, a. Like, a homegrown streaming radio station. It was a guy who worked for us. His name was Alfie. Alfie was the world's biggest Price is Right fan. And I hired a girl, and he met this Girl. And they fell in love. And he went. He was such a big fan of Price is Right. He wrote them, and he said, I need to be on the show. I need to ask my girlfriend to marry me on the show. Can you make this happen? And no shit, they made it happen. So it's out there on the Internet. There's a lot of different places, but I think he's one of the only people who's ever been on the Price is Right and gotten engaged. So he gets called, he does a game. At the end of the game, they, you know, Drew Carey says, hey, listen, you know, I hear you have something else in mind. And he asks his girlfriend to marry him on the Price is Right. So he didn't win much, but he won. He won a fiance.

[Chelsea Lynn]

That's. That is a dream, dude. That is awesome. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yes.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Green]

I love the. I love watching it. Every time. It makes. It makes me smile because he's just. Was so in love. And then Price is Right.

[Rachel]

I've been to the Family Feud taping.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Family Feud's a fun one, too.

[Chelsea Lynn]

That's. That's. That's a goal. I love game shows. I love. That's. I want to be on Family Feud.

[Rachel]

Oh, yeah, that would be so much fun.

[Brian Green]

But do you know what one of our dreams is here, Chelsea, is to have our own cruise. Like a commercial break cruise. And right before you came on, we were watching, like, your hype video for the Pontoon party.

[Rachel]

Yeah, it looks like so much fun.

[Brian Green]

What is that all about? You gotta dig.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I can't believe it. I've got my own Tammy's Pontoon Party cruise. And a couple. About three years ago, my agent came to me and said, would you ever want to do a cruise? And I'm thinking like, oh, would you? Would I ever want to be booked as a comedian on a cruise? Yeah, that sounds. That'd be awesome. She goes, no, no, like your own cruise. And I said, I don't know if I could sell it. Wild.

[Brian Green]

Wild.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I go, she goes, well, I think we should try. And it. It just. It sold. It sold out. I was just. We're doing. We're about to do our second cruise. I'm like, oh, my gosh.

[Rachel]

Tell us some of the things that go on on the cruise.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Well, for. For starters, we had mini kiss on our first cruise, and they've been banned.

[Rachel]

Why did they get banned?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Why? I don't even know if I can say on here.

[Rachel]

You can say.

[Brian Green]

You can.

[Rachel]

You can say anything on here.

[Brian Green]

She doesn't know if she can legally with her lawyers.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They. Let's just say day one, they were giving and receiving oral in the hot tub on the upper deck.

[Brian Green]

Oh, what?

[Chelsea Lynn]

And even for me, I'm like, hey, go to your room. But if that just gives you kind of like. It was a. That was my first cruise ever. It was wild and fun, and I'm not even kidding you. Me and my whole family to this day say that was the funnest time I've ever had in my life. Wow.

[Brian Green]

It looks fun. That hype video looks fun.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Incredible. And we're doing our second one. Gosh, in like, six months. I think it's in February. Into February into February. We're going to Mexico out of Tampa, and we are counting down the.

[Brian Green]

But is it a lot of work? Do you like, is it? I know you say it's fun. I can only imagine that it's like a blast. You're drinking with everybody saying hello to the fans. But one of the things that Christy and I talked about when we discussed doing a cruise, which is what, you know, like a dream for us, too. Not that anybody has approached us to do it.

[Rachel]

Nobody's asking for it.

[Brian Green]

Yes. It seems like it would be a lot of work. Like, you'd have to be on 20, you know, almost 24 hours a day.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Well, you. You're doing about a year of planning.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Before. We have weekly meetings of planning every week starting about a year before. So it is a lot. And I am involved in everything. It's not like they plan it. And I just show up like, this is like, your cruise planning?

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. And then. Yes, it's a lot of work. So on the cruise, the first cruise we did, I had so many. Because we had shows and meet and greets and activities and stuff. And so many fans came up to me and they're like, oh, gosh, they're working you to death. You must be so tired. I'm like, if this is work, dude, like, this is the best job in the world. Like, I was having so much fun. It's unbelievable.

[Brian Green]

I think it is awesome. I think that's one of the things that I admire about you personally, is that you do have the best job in the world. We do have the best job in the world. We're not digging ditches. We're not out there in the hot sun. Most of the time, not out there in the hot sun. We're just talking on a microphone, making up silly shit for a living. And blessed enough then to have people on the other end, who receive it and then whatever the revenue is. But the reality or the way that I see you interpreting all of this is really just still humble and having fun. You're not like, it's not. Some people, some, I think sometimes they get a little bit of fame. I mean, this is a tried and true story. Old as time is that you get a little bit of fame and then it goes to your head and you act like a real asshole. But you just seem to be having a whole bunch of fun with this, man.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You'll never hear me complaining about this job ever, ever, ever, ever. And. And I started this just having fun. I never anticipated doing stand up comedy. I never anticipated being famous. I never, I mean, nothing. I literally just started this for fun. And when I was able to quit my nine to five, seven years ago, that was insane to me. And it's everybody time. I get to do something. It's mind blowing to me that I even get to do this. So I will. You'll never catch me slipping on complaining ever. This is crazy. Thank you. It's just crazy. I'm like, you know, I grew up in, in Oklahoma in a rundown trailer house, literally. And it's just the fact that, like, people show up to these things for me, it's just like I can't even. It's wild.

[Brian Green]

And now. It's wild and now I will tell you, you're in New Orleans right now as we're recording this. Not as you're listening to it, listeners, but as we're recording this. You're in New Orleans. I know which hotel you're at in New Orleans because I've been to that hotel. Yes, ma'. Am. And that is, I mean, from the trailer in Oklahoma to where you're spending the night tonight.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

One hell of. Of an updo. You know what I'm saying? It's one hell of a deal. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Crazy, crazy, crazy. What all the time.

[Rachel]

What was your 9 to 5 before you kind of hit it?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, gosh, I was doing a little bit of everything. But right before I quit, I had two jobs. I was working at Whole Foods in the bakery, and I also worked for like a tech company as like an assistant type thing.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So I was basically working for engineers. My husband was an engineer and he got me the job. So I was working kind of as an assistant for engineers. And I was working those two jobs and I don't know what it was. I was on my way to work one morning, literally, and like a light bulb went off and I Just said, I'm putting in my two weeks notice.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And, yeah, because. And I wasn't making any money at that point, and I just went in and put my two weeks notice and it's been great ever since.

[Rachel]

It freed you up. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. Yeah, exactly.

[Brian Green]

We were talking to Donnell Rawlings, the comedian, about this, and he said that someone told him when, early on, when he was making no money, when he had no change, when he's couch surfing and, you know, we're doing gigs for food and beer and stuff like that. He. Someone told him, you have to firmly believe with blind faith that this is the only thing you were ever put here on earth to do. And go do it. Don't give yourself another option. Because you give yourself another option, you're going to do something else. Because this ain't the easy way. This is not the easy way. And, you know, we did the same thing with the podcast. All of a sudden we went from one episode, you know, basically a month to four episodes a week. You just kind of blindly have to. Have to, like, take that leap of faith. And when it works out so spectacularly, it's almost like there's no doubt the universe is saying, hey, Chelsea, this is where you're supposed to be. This is where you're right to be.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And you know what? If it doesn't work out, you had nothing to lose. You're back to square one. So what? So you might as well just do it.

[Rachel]

Exactly.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You might as well just do it.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And you're taking your family along for a ride. Does your hub. Does your husband still work? I'm sorry, I don't know. Does he still work?

[Chelsea Lynn]

No, he, he. I forced him to quit his job about a year ago, and, and he did not want to do it, but it was a very stressful job. And I was like, greg, I'll go. Just quit your job and you can. You know, he's real big into racing and cars and stuff, so he started a YouTube channel himself. He's. He's grinding, you know, on this side also. So my sis. Yeah, my sisters are in my videos. One of my sisters is my tour manager. The other works on my podcast. So it's a family business for sure.

[Brian Green]

We know all about it.

[Rachel]

Incredible.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, we know all about it. That's the way it's got. I mean, and not only, like, are you living this kind of, like, dream existence now, making content and getting up on stage, making people happy, but then you. To bring your family along with it is like the ultimate f. You to your former 9 to 5. You're working in a bakery at Whole Foods now. I'm so happy for you and thank you. Then you're bumming a cigarette from Post Malone. I saw that video and I could not believe it. I go, is that a setup or did that really fudgeing happen? I watched it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. And we, we saw him. Dude, it was just the most random chance meeting in the world. Okay. Yeah, we, we just. I saw him randomly in an alley behind the Ryman. Yeah, it was like, there's Post Mall. Like, it was just the craziest thing. The nicest guy I've ever met.

[Rachel]

Oh, yeah, you've got tootsies on one side, the rhyming on the other.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I was walking out of tootsies. I was walking out and I was just waiting on my right. I was trying to figure out where to go for my ride. And he was right there, just standing. It was nuts.

[Brian Green]

Did he know who you were? Did he know who you were?

[Chelsea Lynn]

I don't think. I don't think he did.

[Brian Green]

Oh, you don't think he knew who you were? Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

No, no. And yeah, when I post that video, people were like, how does he not know who you are? Like, most people don't know who I am.

[Brian Green]

Well, that's true. You can be a pretty fucking famous and still have a fair share of people that don't know who you are.

[Rachel]

Which is nice sometimes, right?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

But I noticed a lot recognize.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, yeah. Probably every day. Yeah. But it's not like crazy. It's not like crowds of people or what? Not at all. But it's like, it's pretty. It's several people a day, probably. It's wild.

[Rachel]

That's great.

[Brian Green]

That's got.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's crazy.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. That's got to be a big change, like, to go from a rather anonymous existence. Right. Because Chelsea, just so the listeners know, this is not like you showed up on social media in 2020 and blew up. You had been doing like vines in 2012 and 13. Right.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I was about to say, I think I started 2012. 2013. Yeah. And like I said, it was a slow burn. Like my podcast co host, Paige Jim, she. She went to bed one night with like 100 followers and woke up with like half a million followers. That did not happen for me.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It was very gradual. So I kind of got used to everything very slowly.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

But yeah, it's. It's still crazy. I'm like, this is wild.

[Brian Green]

Well, that's got to be a little bit of a blessing, though, that it happens a little bit slowly because then you ease your way into it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

You know, there's an old saying that overnight. An overnight successes never happens overnight. Right. It's like.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Right.

[Brian Green]

You know, but sometimes, I guess, like in the case of Paige, it really did.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I know. Yeah. Something crazy like that she had posted, like a fault. Like a falling. She does, like, stunts and stuff, like falling videos, and one of them went crazy and, like, world star reposted it and boom, dude, it was. She woke up. I was like, what the hell?

[Brian Green]

Holy.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, it. Yeah, Mine was more of a slow thing.

[Brian Green]

So what, so now you're on tour. So you. So you go from the vine, then you go move over to YouTube, then you're following it on social media. Burn and burn and burn. And slowly gathering followers and kind of figuring out your own comedic voice, I would imagine.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Doing these funny characters and Tammy and the family and all that. What now you're doing stand up now you're selling out shows, right? You're going and you're doing your own brand of humor, probably in a way you never imagined you would have.

[Chelsea Lynn]

No.

[Brian Green]

What?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Never.

[Brian Green]

Do you love the, like, that feedback that you're getting on stage? Is that the best in the world?

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's the crate, dude. It's the craziest. I never thought in a million years I would do stand up comedy.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And. And what? How I started it was years ago. Fans would message me, you need to do stand up. You need to do a show. Do you know? I'm like, I'm not doing, like, what? You're crazy. You're crazy. I'm not doing stairs.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And then I think it planted that just little thing in my head, and I was like, for years I thought about it. I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna try it, and if I don't like it, then I'll be done. And if I. If I'm not good at it, then I'm done. You know, at least I tried it. Well, I did a show and I was like, okay, yeah, this is. This is awesome.

[Brian Green]

That's the mother's milk right there.

[Chelsea Lynn]

This is. This is cool. This is cool. And I haven't stopped since. And that was four years ago.

[Rachel]

Where did you try it out at?

[Chelsea Lynn]

For the first time in Dallas at Hyenas Comedy Club.

[Rachel]

Okay.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So what happened was I had a friend who does stand up, Vinnie Montes. He's out of Denver. And he said, hey, I Know you don't do stand up, but would you want to do this show? Hyenas wants to book us for this show. And I kind of took that as like a universal sign to be like, you know what? Now or never.

[Rachel]

Give it a shot.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Let's do it. And I booked a show, announced it. It sold out in 10 minutes.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They added another show that sold out. They added. They added another show that sold out.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They winded up doing four shows and they wanted to add more. And I said, hold on, let's just do these four.

[Rachel]

Let's just try this out.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And by the way, I'm not. I'm not tooting my own horn. Shows do not sell that. That good for me anymore, by the way.

[Rachel]

Well, the demand was there.

[Brian Green]

The demand was there, right? Yeah, Right.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I did those four shows and I said, let's keep going.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. How did you work on the material? How do you. How do you work out that material?

[Chelsea Lynn]

So. And I still do this four years later. I will. I'll just write a bit and I will just rehearse it in my room by myself until it's memorized, and I'll go on stage and do it. And things that I thought would get a laugh if they don't, I'll take it out, I'll replace it, and I literally just do it in my room by myself.

[Rachel]

Wow, that's a great way to do it. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Rachel]

I mean, it's like the old school. And when you're in school trying to memorize, you know, your project, to get up in front of class and talk.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, but I get this.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And you know what?

[Brian Green]

Go ahead, please.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Well, you know what's funny is I have a really weird attention, like when I'm on stage and there's. If it's like a small club, if there's people in front of me and they're ordering a drink or talking to the person beside them, or if they're like doing stuff it. My focus. It's so hard for me to focus on my stand up. So when I. When I'm rehearsing at home, I will make my husband and my two sisters stand. Sit in front of me on the couch, and I make them talk to each other while I stand in. While I stand in the room and perform the stand up.

[Rachel]

What a great technique that is very.

[Chelsea Lynn]

While they're. While they're talking to try to work that muscle of, like, ignoring what's going on around me.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So they're used to doing that for me.

[Brian Green]

That's like the super bowl teams that'll go to the. The big state, whatever stadium is at, you know, the Superdome or whatever. And they'll have the audio people. Guys type in super loud music, crowd noise, firecrackers, gunshot, what to. To make sure that used to get used to the noise and the. All the stuff that's going to be going on and in a really loud environment. I do think also that if I was up on stage and someone was not focused on me, they were focused on something else that I. My natural inclination would be to tune into what they were doing. And that is super distracting.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes. It's hard. It's hard. That's the hardest part about it. That's the hardest part about doing Stand up for me.

[Brian Green]

Do you guys.

[Chelsea Lynn]

The attention.

[Brian Green]

Do you. Have you ever had hecklers at your show?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, yes. I. I will kick people out like it's nothing. Like it's nothing.

[Rachel]

I love it. I would love it. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And. And I never have rude hecklers. It's always people. It's always people that love me, but it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink, and they. And they just want. Instead of listening to me do stand up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set. And I will give them a couple. A couple breaks. I'll say, okay. I'll say, okay, now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to. To hear you, you know? Yeah. And if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this.

[Rachel]

Yeah. I love it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You know, you can't ruin it for other people. So I have. I have no problem kicking people out if they're disruptive.

[Brian Green]

I have been. I've seen my fair share of live comedy. I went to a show, the Pete Davidson show. I saw Pete Davidson, like, working out some material in a really small club, Atlanta Santa. And he had a couple of openers, and one of the openers was trying to do his set, and there was a guy in the audience who had a little bit too much, who thought that he was supposed to be part of the act. You know what I'm saying? He would. He would try, and the comedian was trying to tell a joke, and he would have a punchline ready, and he would say it out loud. And the first time it happened, he got a little bit of a laugh. The second time, people were like. And the third time, the comedian just let into him. I mean, he just was like, hey, dude, you want to get up here? Because I'll give you the fucking microphone. I'm getting paid. And he ended up getting escorted out of the show. I do think that's the right thing to do. After a minute, hey, listen, they didn't pay to see you. They paid to see me. No offense.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And this is not our personal conversation, Right.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And one of my very first shows, I had been doing stand up just a few months. I had a girl kind of towards the front of the stage and she was drunk and just talking to the person next to her the entire time. And I ignored it. I ignored it. I didn't, you know, I was fresh at standup. I didn't know how to, how to handle that situation. And after the show, during the meet and greet, I had a lady come up to me and. And I was like, did you have a good time? And she's like, well, yeah, I did, but I didn't get to hear hardly anything you said because the lady beside me was talking the entire time. And I said, I said, never again will I ever let that happen at another show of mine. And I haven't. And I haven't.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it should be a rule. We've talked about this phone, Chelsea. People at live events are getting fucking looney tuned. Like, you know, people throwing phones on stage at live music events, people standing up between music and comedy. The weird things that you see people doing, there's a certain kind of entitlement and bravado that goes on and they ruin it for everybody else who's just there to have a good time. So I think it should be a rule if you talk during comedy show.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

If you're not talking because the comedian asks you to talk, you need to leave. Go somewhere else. Take that shit outside. Take that shit. Brian has said agree. Put it in the book. Put it in the book.

[Rachel]

Put in the notebook.

[Brian Green]

You're. This is part of a family. When you were growing up and you were hamming it up for the camera, was your family in on this too? Like, now it's a family affair. But did this, like, is. Are a lot of these characters, like, organic that you and your family have been. I don't know. In my mind, when I watch some of your videos, I think, I bet they've been doing this for years. I bet they've been doing these voices and these characters.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes, yes and no. Some of them yes, some no. And I, I kind of will try things out. And if people ask for more of it, then I'll keep doing it. So in that happens Organically, in that way. Like, me and my sister have been doing these characters and these voices called the Barbara's since we were. And they're real. They wear like bottle, bottle, bottle cap, glass, and they'll talk like this. And the kind of old ladies. And we've been doing that since we were 12, 13, and we were kind of just Snapchatting us doing it, and people just begged for more. So now we have to do full barber skits and. And. And the positive talks. It's a. It's a. I love those. Thank you. It's a podcast. I do it on my Patreon, and I started with just doing one, and now it's the number one requested thing I do.

[Brian Green]

Oh, really?

[Chelsea Lynn]

We. We would post maybe one episode every couple months, and people were like, literally daily, Chelsea, this is not enough. Like, I subscribe to watch this podcast. So now. So now we have to put out. We do two episodes a month.

[Brian Green]

It's hilarious.

[Rachel]

It really is.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So I kind of just go with what people are asking for. Honestly.

[Brian Green]

Smart.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Honestly. Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

We should take that advice. We should stop doing this. People don't care about now.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Hey, some stuff I do for myself. If I think it's funny and people don't like it, I'm like, hey, I'm having fun. I'm gonna keep doing it.

[Rachel]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brian Green]

You got to. If you're not enjoying it, then. Then.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Right.

[Brian Green]

What else are you doing but the positive talks. The best thing to me is the little intro that you guys did for the positive talks reminds me of, like, I don't know, reba in the 80s or something. Like a Reba show. It is very. It is very funny. You. You're. You're all very naturally funny together. It's obvious that there's a rhythm going there, and that's.

[Chelsea Lynn]

That is.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I. I think everybody can probably relate to being in a setting where you have a few beers, you're sitting around with the guys or the girls, and you have a rapport with somebody where you're laughing and you're yucking it up. Maybe a sister or a brother. But it's very, I think, unique to find people who do that in an ensemble so naturally, so gifted, so quick and funny, because that's the part that's.

[Chelsea Lynn]

That.

[Brian Green]

That's really hard. It's like, one, two, three, be funny. Right? That's really hard to do. And I know there's probably takes and stuff like that, but you're just. It's just really good. You guys are. You girls are Gifted at what you're doing and.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Thank you.

[Brian Green]

Have you ever had any interest in doing or. Have you ever had anybody interested in taking this into a fully scripted or unscripted television program for a streamer? I can't imagine somebody hasn't approached you to say, hey, can we. Can we develop this?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah. For positive talks or for any of it.

[Brian Green]

Any of it.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, we. I feel like I've met with a thousand production companies over the past, you know, several years. Yeah. Yes. I. Part of me wants to write a Tammy movie. You know, I've been working on a pilot for kind of a TV show that we're out pitching, actually, right now. But, you know, I've. I've pitched other stuff over the years, and, you know how things go. It's like, you know, you get excited about something, it doesn't happen. You get so. I. Nothing has happened solid, but I'm always out there grinding, trying to get a show or a movie done. Yeah, absolutely. Yes.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. We have a little bit of experience with this. It's very much, hurry up and wait. It's like, yes, get excited. Then nothing happens. Get excited. Nothing happens.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Happens. Yep. And I also don't want to wait around for someone to come to me and be like, hey, let's. Let's do this. Which I have had people come to me, but I want to, like, create something. You know, I've been, like I said, I've been working on. On this show that I'm actually really excited about that we're trying to go out there and pitch, so, you know, fingers crossed. And you know what? I'm a tough person. If that never happens, that's fine. I'm living the dream with what I'm doing now. So, you know, whatever happens will happen, will be fine.

[Brian Green]

You're doing cruises, you're selling out shows. You're doing okay. You're smoking cigarettes with Post Malone. I think you're okay. I think you're doing fine.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I'm good.

[Brian Green]

You're staying at the finest Hampton Inn in all of New Orleans. You're doing okay for yourself.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Okay, Right. I. I want.

[Rachel]

How hot is New Orleans right now, by the way?

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Good question.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's very. It's very hot.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes, it's very hot. But it's been raining off and on, which has kind of been nice.

[Rachel]

But it's hot, girl, you got that swampy.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. New Orleans is hot in December. Yeah. New Orleans is one of those places.

[Rachel]

One of my favorite places, being in.

[Brian Green]

A soup bowl, of course. I think that's part of what makes it, like, makes the people of New Orleans so weird and wild and wonderful, is that they're constantly steaming their brains.

[Chelsea Lynn]

They're in a sauna 24. 7. That can't be Good for your. Yeah. We're going on a gator tour tomorrow, and I've never been on one.

[Rachel]

Oh, those are good.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I'm. I'm excited.

[Rachel]

You gotta get excited.

[Brian Green]

Are you going on the airboat?

[Chelsea Lynn]

I think it's. Yeah, it's one of those. Yeah. Which I'm a little scared of, but it's. I don't know. I. You know, it's like, hey, we're here. Let's do it.

[Rachel]

It's fine.

[Brian Green]

We've been on two, and we went on one of them when my kid was, like, just maybe a year old.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brian Green]

I know. And so this guy down in, you know, middle of nowhere Florida, and he's like, in the Everglades, and he's. Don't worry about it. We have kids here all the time. And I'm like, he's one. Like, you know, am I going to be able to hold on to him? And that guy was whipping around those Everglades, and I was hanging on to my son for dear life, and he's calling the gator by name, and it's open. It was wild. It was. I think you'll have fun, though, because seeing a gator really up close in person is kind of one of the. Like, it hits you in a place that's very primal. You're like, wow, this is why we're scared of gators, because they're wild.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I'm. I'm the nervous one out of the group. Everyone else is excited. I'm like, oh, my gosh. My heart's pounding right now just thinking about it.

[Brian Green]

Here's a piece of advice. Sit in the middle of the book. Don't sit on the edges. Sit in the middle of the book. Because those guys, they always think that, like, the gators, for some reason, they treat them like pets. They're their friends. They're gonna. They call them by name. But, you know, we all have seen those weird wild videos where, you know, the tigers were everybody's pet until they bit off a head or something.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

Look at those. And. And, I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff in your life. You saw Minnie Kiss giving head inside of the Jacuzzi. I still can't get over it.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Hey, we hadn't even been on the boat five hours, and that was happening.

[Rachel]

No way to kick them off, like, from then or just like, they. They did the rest of the cruise, but they're banned.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So I love them to death. I had never met them before the cruise, but when we were picking people, I go, mini Kiss has to be number one. So since the cruise, we have become really good friends. I. They come and stayed at my house. Like, I love them. So we hadn't been on the cruise for a few hours, and my sister. I was getting ready to do our first show. I was filming my first special that night, and my sister came up and she said, did you hear about Mini Kiss? I was like, no. What? She goes, he was eating something in the hall. I'm like. She goes. She goes, they had about 30 people around him just sitting there cheering him on.

[Rachel]

I was like, oh, my God.

[Chelsea Lynn]

So we continue to have a great time on the cruise. And then this year, when we were. When we were planning this next cruise, I told them, I said, mini Kiss coming back. They're my number one. And they came back and said, yeah, we. We banned them. I was like, what, dude? I was like, I. I go, let me talk to the. Call this. I was told I was not happy. But, yeah, it was fun, though. It was worth. They said. They. They all told me. They said, worth it.

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I got ahead. It was worth it, right? Hey, listen, you know, when you're in many kids, you gotta live up to. Gotta live up to the expectation. That is wild. And.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, well.

[Brian Green]

So Mini Kiss, for those of you that don't know, you gotta Google this. They really are. They're a cover band of Kiss made up of little people. People who have whatever kind of dwarf.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And by the way, Seven Little Johnson's my favorite show in the world. So just. Have you ever seen that show?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes, I have.

[Brian Green]

I tried to get them on the show, but for some reason, they won't get on.

[Rachel]

You tried to get on their show?

[Brian Green]

I tried to get on their show, too, but for some reason.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Don't give up.

[Rachel]

Don't give up.

[Brian Green]

I'm not. As soon as they go blue, I think. I think I'm okay. But so many kids, so they do the whole cover band and the makeup and all that stuff. So you can imagine the wild scene as one of them is.

[Chelsea Lynn]

There were girls walking around. I did see. There were girls walking on the cruise ship with white makeup around their lips. No. Where they had just been making out with Mini Kiss. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[Rachel]

Those guys are.

[Brian Green]

Those guys know how to pull tail. They're better at it than I am. But, hey, listen, I mean, again, when you're in Mini Kiss, you got to live up to all of the expectations of Mini kittens.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Take advantage.

[Brian Green]

Would Gene Simmons be doing anything less? No, I'm afraid he didn't. Yeah, maybe his tongue's a little bit longer, but he. He's a little bit more proportional. So there you go.

[Chelsea Lynn]

But no, this cruise is going to be just as good. We have L. King coming on.

[Brian Green]

I saw that. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Who are Tam Patterson, Josh Wolf, Lots of comics. The girls that open for me, Tina and Libby, will be there. We're doing a live viral podcast, a live Trailer Tales podcast. I've got some special things planned that I don't want to say yet. It's gonna be. It's gonna be epic. We added another night, so it's even a longer cruise.

[Brian Green]

So it was three nights, now it's four.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

So when. When you do these cruises. Because I don't know this. I understand that sometimes these cruises are. You are just a party on another cruise, and then sometimes it's the whole boat. Are you the whole boat?

[Chelsea Lynn]

We're the whole boat. Hey, dude, we are the whole boat, which is crazy. We're the whole thing, baby.

[Brian Green]

Chrissy and I do not know one Kiss song that we could play, but if you need a replacement for many, yes, we'll come with you. That shit's wild. I just love the thought that.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, I know.

[Brian Green]

And it's a. It's an indicator of some level of success. I mean, that's. Thousands of people you have to get on a boat from all across the country are coming to Tampa to see you doing your thing. You've had a wild amount of success and I think rightfully deserved because you are funny. Funny. You're working a muscle that not a lot of people do. It's a comedic muscle that can. That's also an acting muscle, which is.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Rachel]

And just authentic.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it's just authentic. It's coming from the weird, wild world of Chelsea Lynn.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Thank you. Damn. Thank you guys so much. Dude, we're fans.

[Brian Green]

Chelsea. I'm a fan. I am like, a fanboy of Chelsea Lynn because again, when I found you at the beginning of the pandemic, I was like, what in the good fuck is going on on this girl's Instagram? And then I just went down the rabbit hole of all of it, from the farting videos to the positive talk. Just all of it was so. It was inspirational to me. And as I Went along my own journey with creating my own content. I thought, well, hell, yeah, she's out there making her own little worlds and universes and find us doing that. Let's make our own little worlds and universes. You're just one of the people that I. I look to. So I. I am. I. When I knew you were coming on the podcast, I was like, that is fantastic. You're.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Damn.

[Brian Green]

Chelsea Lind's in a Dirk Spentley video.

[Rachel]

I know.

[Brian Green]

I saw that Bordeaux with. With the Bordeaux guy?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, with Joey, bro.

[Brian Green]

I'm sorry, bro. I call him Bordeaux. I don't know why.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I got to meet John Anderson. Yeah, bro. I was like, this is crazy.

[Brian Green]

Did they ask you?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Dirks Bentley messaged me on Instagram asking me, no way.

[Rachel]

That's incredible.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I was like, what the hell is going on? I said, yeah. I go, I'm in town that day. I'll be there.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Literally.

[Brian Green]

That is wild.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Things like that happen, and I'm like, what is happening? Yeah, I. I will. I will never just be like, oh, yeah, Dirk Spentley. Yeah.

[Rachel]

You don't used to that.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's like, what in the world is how I just get to do so much cool stuff? It's insane.

[Brian Green]

What is the coolest thing you've been invited to or done so far? Like, I mean, besides having your own cruise and being in the Dirks Bentley video and smoking cigarettes of Post Malone? What other. What is like, something that's just, like, really blew your mind? You were like, holy.

[Chelsea Lynn]

You nailed it. But just. Just the comedians I get to meet and hang out with, I'm like, I'm in a room with these people. Like, it's like, I. That's probably the number one, because I'm a comedy. I love these people.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And the fact that. And the fact that I walk into a room and they're like, oh, hey, Chelsea. I'm like. I feel like I'm like a person who, like, wanna sweepstakes?

[Rachel]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And I'm. And I'm getting to do all these cool things. Like, that's what it feels like to be me. Like, this is crazy.

[Brian Green]

You. You have imposter syndrome. Sometimes you're like, oh, my God, what am I doing here?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah, I do. I absolutely do. And I envy the people who are like, oh, no, I don't have imposter syndrome. I. This is. You know, I deserve. I'm just like, I've got it, dude. This is. I feel like this is a Fog.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Like what?

[Rachel]

Well, enjoy every moment.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Thank you. Thank you. I wouldn't change it. This is awesome. This is crazy.

[Brian Green]

Chelsea Lynn is on tour.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

She does live stand up comedy. She also has a number of podcasts and social media channels that will make you laugh until you're blue in the face. It's wacky, it's wild, it's all over the place. And it is. If you'd like the commercial break, there is no doubt you're going to be into her brand of comedy. I'm going to put all the links in the show notes if you're so inclined. She's got a cruise coming up in February leaving from Tampa. There are still rooms available because Chrissy and I were looking at it right.

[Rachel]

Before my birthday's in February. Brian, if you're looking for a guest.

[Brian Green]

We might have to go on the cruise. Yeah. But my wife catches me in a hot tub with Mini Kiss. We're done. We're done.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It should be a little more tame this year, hopefully. Who knows? Who knows?

[Brian Green]

I don't know. I don't think those things get more tame. I think they get more wild.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I. I know, I know.

[Brian Green]

Did you have anybody else that was kicked off the cruise is the question. Were there, Were there any. Was there any other trouble that went down?

[Chelsea Lynn]

No. And you know what? I had countless. So apparently no one got arrested. You know, they have, like a jail at the bottom.

[Brian Green]

I do know that. Yeah.

[Chelsea Lynn]

And they were kind of shocked. They said no one got arrested. Not one person. And I had dozens of cruise ship workers that came up to me and said, I've been working on Cruises for 10 years, 20 years, and we have never, number one, had more fun working a cruise and number two, had more kinder, more respectful people to deal with on a cruise.

[Brian Green]

That's really cool.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I cried when I got off. I go. That makes me so happy.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. That is really amazing. Isn't it cool?

[Chelsea Lynn]

Amazing.

[Brian Green]

When we interact with our listeners, it's something. It's cool to know that they are the cool people I imagined that they would be. Right? And it happens almost 100% of the time. There's always one or two in the crowd. But 99.9% of the time, I just like to think of my listeners as people who I would like to hang out with. And it turns out most of them are. And so it's nice to hear. Like, you didn't, like, breed a bunch of shitheads online that came and right through chairs off the deck and, you know, were punching people and yeah, exactly.

[Chelsea Lynn]

It's exactly you. You nailed it.

[Brian Green]

It's not a Carnival cruise. Carnival, none of that carnival. All right, so Chelsea Lynn, all of her links are in the show notes. If you ever come to Atlanta, Chelsea, do us a favor, come and come into the studio and talk with us.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I literally will.

[Brian Green]

It would be, it would be one of the honors of the podcast so far if you would come and grace us with your presence.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Yes, let's do that. Yes, absolutely. And thank you guys for having me.

[Brian Green]

Thank you for coming. It's on, on again. I'm not saying this insincerious. Insincerely. I am a fan of yours. I think your comedy is great and I hope that you do it for a long time to come and I hope we see that Chelsea Lynn television show soon enough. Yes, there's a lot of crap out there. I hope they get. Somebody gets it right.

[Rachel]

So stay safe and on the gator, the gator Hunter.

[Chelsea Lynn]

I will. I thank you guys so much.

[Brian Green]

Middle of the boat. Middle of the boat. All right, Bye, Chelsea. Thank you so much.

[Chelsea Lynn]

Bye.

[Brian Green]

Hey, I know you're expecting Rachel, but I wanted to drop in and let you know about two very special events you should think about maybe possibly putting on your calendar. Friday, August 8th, Chrissy and I will be watching Rally LA live while we stream and break it all down. Rally LA Live is a drug lord movie starring Eric Roberts and our favorite preacher, the venerable pastor Kenneth Copeland. I don't even know if what we are doing is legal, but I know it'll be fun. Stay tuned to our Instagram page for more details. Then on that side, same Friday, August 8th through the 22nd of August, we'll be dropping our very first merch line. That pre order window only stays open for two weeks, so you'll need to go to shoptcbpodcast.com that's shoptcbpodcast.com to pre order some very good looking merch. We're super excited about it. It's limited time, it's exclusive. Once it's gone, it's gone. And like a late night infomercial, if you prefer, preorder merch. In that two week window, we're going to give you an exclusive TCB sticker with every single purchase. So follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. Pay attention to the website tcbpodcast.com text us if you want a more personal touch. 212-4333, tcb and [e-mail] thecommercialbreak so that when we start streaming you get notified. And last but not least, please make sure to grab your merch August 8th through the 22nd at shoptcbpodcast.com let's pay some bills and we'll be back to this episode of the commercial break.

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It does not get any sweeter in life. Life does not get any sweeter. That rank that among my personal favorite interviews here at the commercial break because it's one of my like I, I was trying to explain this to Astrid the other day. I love doing those crab apple bits at the front of the show. I know it's not everybody's favorite thing, but I love it. It creatively, it scratches an itch for me. I like making up characters. I like this little world that I've kind of pieced together, but it's not very linear. There's not a lot of, there's not a lot of detail to it. Right. It's just the bits. That's what it is. And I color in whichever page I need to color in to do that bit. Chelsea has taken this to the nth degree. She has made an entire universe around Trailer Trash Tammy and she just continues creatively to knock it out of the park, in my opinion. And it is so fucking funny. And obviously it is because like 10 and a half million people follow her collectively on social media, YouTube and otherwise. And if you don't already, you should. All of that information is down below in the show notes, but there's just really one place you need to know where to go. It's eatmytrash.com that's eatmytrash.com I would pay a a prince's royalty to have that URL. That's amazing that she even that's amazing that she even got that. Eatmytrash.com find out more about Tammy's pontoon party, about the podcasts, links to her social media. You can buy merch and of course, the Neverending Tour, because now she's a standup comedian, as she alluded to, and she's probably coming to a town near you. So go see her and get on the cruise and do all the things, but don't get ahead in the Jacuzzi. Don't do that. Not in front of other people at least. First of all, it's dangerous when you're underwater with something in your mouth. That can be dangerous. You can understand why. That's just physics. We all need to breathe air. Number two, Norwegian is watching. Apparently they have videotapes and you got to be careful. All right, thanks to Chelsea. We really appreciate it. One more reminder before tomorrow and then I'll remind you again. Shop tcb podcast.com Shop tcb podcast.com Friday 3am Our merch line goes on sale. Do us a favor and support us if you can. All right? I will tell you that I love you I will say best to you and then to myself I will say I do say and I'm must say goodbye.

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