Transcript
Donnell Rawlings (0:00)
There's a lot of white chicks here in Montreal. O.J. simpson would have a field day out here because he had jungle fever. Jungle fever is interracial dating. I had jungle fever before. I had it for two years. I don't know where I caught it. I'm sure it was Starbucks. It had to be Starbucks. I used to go to Starbucks every morning. I used to hide behind a plastic plant just waiting for them to come in with them lemon Lulu yoga pants and them Ugg boots. And I used to wait for them to call a coffee order. They'd be like, double frappuccino for Amber. I'm like, oh, I had jungle fever so bad. I used to go hunting for white chicks. I used to go to the farmer's market every Sunday, six o' clock in the morning. I had the farmer's market outfit on. I had a baseball cap. I kept squeezing the brim, make it look like a Hootie. And a blowfish hat. I had a Bruce Springsteen T shirt, cut off shorts. I had flip flops, Pilates ball under one arm, I had a yoga mat. On the other arm, I had a recycled bag made out of a recycled bag that was just recycled with a whole bunch of kale and gluten free stuff. White chicks love kale and gluten free. A year ago, I didn't even know what gluten free meant. This dude said gluten free. I was like, how long was he locked up, dawg? On this episode of the commercial break.
Brian Green (1:39)
You know, Jamaican guys, like, they sound very wise because of that accent. I just gotta admit it. They could say anything and it would sound like wisdom. I went to Jamaica once and there was a guy that was talking to me and I couldn't tell you half of the stuff that he was saying, but I felt it was profound because of the way he was saying it. Yes. Whatever you're saying, that's. That is. That is pretty wise.
Donnell Rawlings (2:02)
Yeah, that's so funny because I used to have a bit about that. I was like a Jamaican be like, if one man put one burger on one bun with one piece of cheese, what do you have? You have a cheeseburger, man.
Kristen Joy Hoadley (2:23)
That's awesome.
Donnell Rawlings (2:25)
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Brian Green (2:33)
Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Kristen Joy Hoadley (2:40)
Bestie.
Brian Green (2:41)
Brian, best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on a TCB infomercial Tuesday with Donnell Rawlings. I mean, a. A generational comic. A guy who only comes around once in a generation.
