TCB's Endless Day #11

Summary

The Commercial Break

Episode: TCB's Endless Day #11 (June 1, 2025)

Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

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Episode Overview

In this milestone episode celebrating five years and over 750 episodes, Bryan and Krissy power through TCB’s Endless Day with their signature chaotic, improv-infused banter. Between offbeat reflections on Disney vacations, the perils of parenting, and heartfelt mental health talk, this episode’s core spotlight is on TCB’s favorite recurring “character”—the endlessly memeable Frankie B. The duo review his latest online antics, roast his lifestyle pivots, and debut a new, AI-generated song in his honor, all while extracting every bit of late-day delirium comedy from the situation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. TCB Anniversary Reflections

• The show kicks off celebrating TCB’s fifth year, six seasons, and their “750 plus episodes, 100 guests, and so much more.” (00:11)
• Bryan jokes about listener suggestions that TCB should take a break and run “TCB Classics,” especially as he wrangles plans for a Disney family vacation. (01:30)

2. Bryan’s Disney Family Vacation Anxiety

• Bryan’s prepping to take his huge family (“all 30 kids!”) to Disney World. He describes the ordeal, both the “American dream” and the “financial nightmare.”
  • “Go to Disney World one time in your entire family's existence and then remember why you never want to go back.” (03:53)
• Detailed, escalating breakdown of Disney costs: “It’s all paid for. But that is step one of 13, the 13 steps in a Disney World vacation... Step 12, bankruptcy.” (09:46)

3. The Saga of the Star Wars Kyber Crystal (Lightsaber Drama)

• Hilarious retelling of Bryan’s struggle with his expensive Disney Star Wars lightsaber that ends up not working, leading to a comedic wild-goose chase involving dead batteries and broken “kyber crystals.”
  • “The kyber crystal? I don't know how to get to it...I mortgage the house, buy an extra Kyber crystal...” (07:00–08:00)
  • Ends with the kids finally playing with it, only for the “kyber crystal” to break again. “Now I officially have a Kyber crystal problem.” (09:22)

4. Listener Engagement & Twitch Livestreams

• TCB community shout-outs: “Thank you everyone who called and written in...If you don’t show up this week and just run TCB Classics, I’ll be okay with that.” (01:42)
• Impromptu Twitch stream jokes: “We had one follower when we started the account this morning and that was Chris.” (11:24)
• “If you’re not on our Instagram, you will have missed [the stream]. So fuck you. Fuck you.” (10:46) — Bryan’s playful tone.

5. Frankie B: The Invaluable Mascot of TCB

• Frankie B. (Frank Bonado) is introduced as a running TCB icon, described with loving ridicule:
  • “He’s crazy. He’s corny, he’s kooky. He’s...everything wrapped into one leathery hair filled...one Botox needle pricked tattooed motherfucker.” (12:04)
• Frankie’s role: reliable source material for TCB whenever they’re stretching for content.

6. AI-Generated Song Tributes to Frankie B.

• Bryan debuts an AI-synthesized song, “Frankie B,” lampooning his public persona:

  • “I've been waxing my balls / Will it ever be enough? Why won't you look at my body? Why do you cheat on me?” (13:42–15:10)
  • Krissy’s verdict: “I love it. I think we've got a new classic.” (15:55)

• Classic “TCB is Terrible” song is reprised:

  • “Just a guy who rants. Not funny at all. The cohost is asleep. She’s pretty dark. People like the show; why are they on the charts?” (16:07)

7. Sincere Segment: Mental Health Awareness

• Bryan and Chrissy earnestly encourage listeners to seek help, mentioning the 988 hotline:
  • “If your head ain't right, then all of it can go very wrong really quickly...There's nothing to be ashamed about.” (19:25)
  • “Somebody out there loves you. May not be me, but there’s somebody out there that loves you. Chrissy loves you. I do.” (21:40)

8. The Return of Frankie B.: Fresh Content Review

• Frankie, dormant for a year, returns with three new videos—TCB breaks down the highlights:
  • Frankie tries to flex Florida wealth (“I’m on a yacht!”) but exposes more try-hard energy than real status.
    • “This is like the first time Frankie has ever seen a really, really nice house. He’s like, look at this. Oh my God, they have a pool.” (27:00)
  • The hosts delight in Frankie’s awkward yacht tour with “three very attractive older ladies,” poking fun at camera angles, suspect hair plugs, and a “string bikini” moment:
    • “Her starfish is glowing for all the world to see.” (30:59)
    • “Frankie does seem drunk. And his hair’s down. He’s letting his hair down.” (32:42)

9. Frankie B’s Lifestyle Whiplash: From Yacht to Crockpot

• The very next video, Frankie pivots hard from “Florida yacht guy” to “Chicago bachelor with crockpot,” showing off his Italian “sauce,” eliciting disgusted fascination from Bryan and Krissy:
  • “Do you cook sauce in a crock pot? Shouldn’t you be cooking it, like on the stove or something?” (35:47)
  • “Pork neck bones, sausage, meatballs, short ribs, turkey innards, chicken offal, string bikini from the beach trip. Look at all the oil...that came straight off of my forehead.” (36:41–37:27)
  • Krissy: “He has been drinking and he has changed his tune from his very measured eating.” (37:44)

10. Classic Frankie: Car Rants & Fitness “Expertise”

• Frankie’s third recent video is classic car-cam cringe:

  • Frankie rails against internet fitness advice (“less is more” in workouts), which Bryan gleefully mocks:
    • “Says the guy who tells people how to work out. Eat, date, cheat, talk, walk, hair plugs, everything.” (40:34–40:48)

• Bryan and Krissy highlight Frankie’s intonation, parking lot scenery, and ownership of his “brand”:

  • “Jewel Osco's—they've been around since, like, the 60s. So when you walk into a Jewel Osco, it's like walking straight into a grocery store from the 60s.” (41:37)

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

• Bryan (on Disney parenthood):

  • “Go to Disney World one time…then remember why you never want to go back.” (03:53)
  • “Step 1: all of the food you must get in the eight hour travels down there…Step 12: bankruptcy.” (09:46)

• AI-generated Frankie B. song:

  • “I’ve been waxing my balls, will it ever be enough? Why won’t you look at my body?” (13:50)
  • “Why won’t you look at my body? Why do you cheat on me? Don’t I love your money with my salon sweets…” (15:22)

• On Mental Health:

  • “If your head ain't right, then all of it can go very wrong really quickly…There’s nothing to be ashamed about.” (19:25)

• On Frankie B. and Yacht Life:

  • “He’s got his aviators on. He’s got a little ponytail…He says, where are we? Where are we? Boca. Boca.” (25:31)
  • “Her starfish is glowing for all the world to see.” (30:59)

• On Frankie’s “Sauce”:

  • “I’ve absorbed literally thousands of years of Italian cooking and I put it all into this one crock pot I bought in 1982 of my first wedding. And look at it. Doesn’t it look beautiful?” (36:41)

• On the true nature of TCB:

  • “This podcast is kind of stirring. Is this what we think is funny now? How do I turn it off? My ears are saying ow.” (16:07, ‘TCB is Terrible’ AI song)

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Notable Segment Timestamps

• TCB Anniversary & Mental Health PSA: 00:11–02:56; 19:25–22:27
• Disney Vacation & Lightsaber Saga: 02:56–10:33
• Frankie B. Tribute & Songs: 12:04–18:08
• Frankie B. Yacht Video Review: 23:39–34:29
• Frankie B. Sauce Video Review: 34:29–39:34
• Frankie B. Car Video / Fitness Rant: 39:46–43:12

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Tone/Mood

Self-deprecating, irreverent, punchy, sometimes slapstick and sometimes affectionately sincere. Banter is laid-back and often spins off into comedic tangents, with friendship and shared history shining through.

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Key Takeaways for New Listeners

• This episode is TCB at its “cheesecake factory of comedy podcasts” peak: a messy, flavor-packed mishmash of improv, friendship, loving ridicule, and left-field heart.
• Frankie B. serves as their comedic lodestar: an endlessly mockable, oddly endearing figure bringing the best out of Bryan and Krissy’s roast-inspired improv.
• Genuine moments sneak through — especially around mental health and the strange joys/burdens of parenthood.
• If you’re here for structure, look elsewhere: This is about the ride, the inside jokes, and the “hanging out with your loudest friends” vibe.

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Final Thoughts

TCB’s Endless Day #11 is a quintessential episode for fans and newcomers—layering absurd song parodies, messy family tales, roast sessions, and mental health honesty, tied together by their unique brand of unscripted chemistry. It’s a victory lap and a late-night party; at the center, as ever, is their lovingly absurd friendship and the living meme of Frankie B.

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Transcript

[Brian Green]

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

[Podcast Announcer]

Congrats, Brian and chrissy. Congrats on five years, 750 plus episodes, six seasons, 100 guests, and so much more. When all this started, no one realized how many shows we would have to do on your fifth year anniversary. But you did it, both of you. And thanks to all of you for turning us on every time we publish from everyone here at tcb. We're so grateful. And one last thing. It's Mental Health Awareness Month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis, you can text home H o M E or OLA H O L A to 741741 to reach a live volunteer crisis counselor 24 hours a day. Trust me, I've struggled with my mental health my entire life and you do not want to go through it alone. Let someone help. Let's finish this thing and get some rest. The last episode of TCD's Endless Day starts now.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Best to you, Brian.

[Brian Green]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe as we travel on to episode number 117 of tcb's endless day, sponsored by five hour energy, brought to you with limited commercial interruptions the entire day by Five Hour Energy. Thank you so much to our sponsor, 5hourenergy.com to get special flavors, merch, hot sauces, all kind of shit. You can order it today. Yes, thank you, five Hour Energy. When, you know, when they first became a sponsor of the show back in January, I think they sent Chrissy and I boxes and boxes and boxes of five Hour Energy. Special drinks, special occasion, sync the mango, all this other stuff. And I thought to myself, I'll never drink this in a lifetime. But I think I'm halfway through today. Just today. Yes. So there you go. And thank you everyone who has who have called and written in all the stuff. Thank you so much. I had intended to take phone calls. I'm sorry that didn't work out. It ended up being live or phone calls and we went live. So that's just the way it is. We'll get to phone calls maybe later on in the week if we show up this week at all. As one of our friends on the text message line said, if you don't show up this week and just run TCB Classics, I'll be okay with that. You Deserve it. And you know what? We just might do that. On episode number nine, we named our favorite episodes. You know what that was? That was a list of episodes you'll hear next week.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

True.

[Brian Green]

Might be true. Might be true. It just might be true. So June might have a few classics in there as the family gets ready to. We're taking the Family Truckster on down to Orlando, Florida.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes, you are.

[Brian Green]

Yes. All 30 kids are gonna pack up in the old family van wagon out there.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

And the Wagoneer.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, the Wagoneer that smells like puke and blue saliva and Brian's hot ass. And we're all gonna go down there to get more hot ass and more puke. It's gonna be gross. And then we're gonna go visit the land of the double Ears, the land of the circular ears, the three circles, as they call it. It is a big deal that first time you bring all the kids down to Disney, it's a big deal for the kids because they're gonna get overstimulated, Hot, tired, angry and upset. And I'm already overstimulated. Hot, tired, angry and upset about having to do it. And I'm further in debt than I ever have been before because that's the way that Disney World is now.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It's the American dream.

[Brian Green]

It's the American dream. Go to Disney World one time in your entire family's existence and then remember why you never want to go back to Disney World. We went to Disney World five or six years ago. My dad and my stepmom took everybody to Disney World. Now, this is the second time that. This is. This. This was. Excuse me. The second time that they had done this in a decade. And we did Thanksgiving down in Disney World. And this time we had a kid, and I had Astrid. The last time I was single, but I wasn't really single. But cuckoo Lucu over there was somewhere else in the world. But this time we had a child with us.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I think that was maybe the Thanksgiving.

[Brian Green]

Right before COVID It was the Thanksgiving right before COVID It was 2019.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

You came back with the lightsaber.

[Brian Green]

I did.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

And I really wanted to play with that thing. And it had broken.

[Brian Green]

You know what it was? The battery had died. And the crystal that they. The special crystal, which is a piece of fucking plastic you pay $700 for. Listen, I love everything about Disney World, and I will happily pay all the dollars if I can afford it. If it's financially response, okay? Even if it's financially irresponsible, I'll do it because I Love Disney and I love Disney World and everything about it. And I don't give a shit. And all of my kids do too. But I also know that it's very stressful to go on a Disney vacation because you have to plan every single thing, especially when you have a lot of children. I went down there with my family. My dad takes everybody. Dad and stepmom take everybody there and we go for three or four or five days, whatever it was. And we went to that Star wars at it just as it had just opened. And we did that lightsaber thing. And I thought, what's the big wanking deal? You're going to go in there, you're going to get a plastic lightsaber, they're going to make, you know, they're going to have some actor go, wickedy wonky ibity doo. You're now a Jedi too. And then you're like, you're going to turn on your lightsaber. It's going to make a noise, you know.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

How do you make that noise? Let's see if I can do it here. Whatever. Anyway. Anyway you get. I move on.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

The mountain monster has invaded Star wars exhibit.

[Brian Green]

Swear to God. So I thought, how cool could it really be? We're paying this much money to watch some actors tell us about our brand new plastic pieces of toys. It was the exact opposite of that. It was the coolest thing I've ever done. It was so fucking cool. It was so they had the actors and the crystals levitated and the lightsaber came out on its own. And you opened it up and it was awesome. And I get it home and I buy a sheath for it and an extra crystal. A kyber crystal for five, $8,000. I don't know. I mortgage the house, buy an extra Kyber crystal, I get that shit home. And Chrissy's like, yeah, let me play with your. And it's sitting in the corner in the sheath.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

And she's like, I'm a huge Star wars fan.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, let me play with that. I take it out, it would make like a little noise. And she's like, what's wrong with it? And I'm like, I don't know. Ever since I got it home, it won't work. It's just like. It turns on. It turns right off and then it won't. It like yells at me. I don't know. I look for the Kyber crystal. I don't even know how to get to the fucking Kyber crystal. I put it in there during the event But I don't know how to get to the Kyber. I don't even know what the Kyber crystal is. I don't know. What are you doing? What are we doing? I was so enthralled by the. By the moment that I didn't pay attention on how do you actually assemble this thing? So my kids get old enough to realize what's in the corner. My oldest, he's like, what's that? I said, it's his lightsaber from Star Wars. Yeah. Can I play with it? It doesn't work, but we can take it out. It's very heavy, by the way. Very heavy. It's very heavy. It looks like glass. I mean, it's the real deal, right? So he takes it out, you know, does the whole thing. And I. And he's just so upset. And then the other kids are upset. Everyone's upset because it doesn't work. Yeah. So I'm like, well, motherfucker, let me go online like I should have done in the first place, and Google it. I Google it and it says, are the batteries charged? And I go. I think to myself, I haven't even used it. Where are the batteries? What are. What batteries do you need? I don't know. I didn't even know it needed batteries. Is the Kyber crystal in place? The fucking Kyber crystal? I don't know how to get to it. Then it tells me how to get to it, how to unlock it and get to it. So take it out. Kyber crystal is a little catty wonkus. So I put it. It turns on for one second. It turns back off. Ah, fuck. The Kyber crystal's busted. You have to buy a new Kyber crystal. How much of the kyber crystal? $85,000. Okay, I'll buy a new Kyber crystal. Well, then a couple of days later, my son's playing with it. All of a sudden it turns on, and I'm like, oh. And then it turns off again, and I'm like, well, shit, that's the same problem we've been having. Go on Google again. How to further disassemble it. I disassemble it. It's got four fucking triple a batteries in it. It's no special batteries. There's no kyber crystal. It's 4aa and they are dead as a doornail. Must have turned on while it was traveling and then just stayed on the entire or I never turned it off. No wonder. That was what was making that noise the entire ride home. But those. No batteries in it. Sunshine, that thing works. It's awesome. So I give it to the kids. Hey, kids, go Kyber Crystal yourself to death. You know, have some fun. But be careful, it's heavy. Don't throw it on the ground. Right? Kids are, kids are playing with it. They hand it to the little one. What does she do? She tosses it like a little rag doll. Like, tosses it. Bonk breaks. The Kyber crystal breaks. And now I officially have a Kyber crystal problem. So we're going down there at the end of the month. So there, you know, there's a chance we might be running some classics. We're going down there, you know, in. Sometime in June. We're going down there. But I'm already stressing about this. I'm already way stressed about this whole thing because, you know, and I know that even though I've already kind of paid for the vacation, it's on a credit card. That don't mean shit.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

No, no, that's just the first step.

[Brian Green]

I paid for the food, I paid for the lodging, I paid for the tickets, I paid for the transportation. It's all paid for. But that is step one of 13, the 13 steps in a Disney World vacation. Step one, all of the food you must get in the eight hour travels down there. Step two, all of the gift shops you're going to stop at on the way down there. Step three, the night before you actually check into the hotel, the hotel room you have to get to make sure you're the first one at the hotel room before you actually start your Disney vacation. Step four, gift shop everywhere. Step five, gift shop everywhere. Step six, T shirts everywhere. Step seven, Mickey pretzels everywhere. Step seven, Mickey hot dogs. Step eight, Mickey waffles. Step nine, Kyber crystals. Step 12, bankruptcy.

[Additional Female Voice]

Right?

[Brian Green]

Unbelievable. I'm stressed, Chrissy. I'm stressed. I can't wait to go, but I'm stressed at the same time. You should come with us. Why don't you and Uncle Jeff come down and you get, you know. Because when aunts and uncles come, then they pay for the stuff.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I'm going to see music.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, you've seen enough music. I mean, how much music can you see in one year, honestly? All right, a lot apparently. A lot apparently. All right, episode number 11, looks like we are going to do a 122 just to say goodbye. We're going to do that on Twitch. But if you're not on our youth, if you're not on our Instagram, then you will have missed that. So fuck you, Fuck you. But thank you to everyone who did tune into our twitch. A couple dozen people, honestly, because we didn't tell anybody until the day that it happened. I'm pretty surprised even 12 people showed up. We had one follower when we started the account this morning and that was Chris.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

That was me.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. There's one character who I think really defines the commercial break in almost every way. He's crazy. He's corny, he's kooky. He's old. He's chauvinistic, he's bambostic. He is fantastic. He is a travel expert. He's a relationship expert. He is everything that we ever do. Salon sweets. He's an entrepreneur. He's everything wrapped into one leathery hair filled. What's that?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bow.

[Brian Green]

Bow. That's right. That hair is a bow. One Botox needle pricked tattooed motherfucker. And his name is Frank Bonado. Frankie B. Frankie B. Has been our constant companion through all of this. If we have to give props to one other character outside the Tinas and Jeffs and Astrids and Marianne's and Will the champs and all the Jenny's and South Georgia song and a Minnesota Sean. Hey buddy, how are you? All those people, we got to give props to Frankie B. Because he has kept this train on the tracks more often than not. When I am desperate for content. When it was a late night with the kids, when the third or fifth or twelfth child was up sucking on Astrid's teat and I was in bed with the other 32 children kicking me and screaming at me and begging for water and needing to go to the bathroom. Pee pee poo poo. Da da di. Frankie B. Came in in a pinch. Every time he put out a new video, we got to break it down. And we've done every one of them. Every one of them. I love Frankie B. He is close to my heart, like I mentioned in the last episode. So I made a song for him, Chrissy. And before we review the new videos with an S that he's got out there, I would love for you to take a listen to my song.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I would love to listen.

[Brian Green]

Let me dial it up here on the old TCB Melator tcbmulator. AI named it Lady Lovely. I call it Frankie B. That's the name it gave it. I wrote the lyrics, I told it what to do. Here's what it came up with. I hope you enjoy this just as much as I have.

[Additional Female Voice]

I've been putting in the work. I've been working out hard. I've been trying my best to make it this far I've been driving so fast I've been living so tough I've been waxing my balls Will it ever be enough? Why won't you look at my body? Why do you cheat on me? Don't you love my money? All my san on sweets I'm such a lonely Frankie B. I've seen a lot of action I've been around the world But I just can't find a lady who wants to be my girl I've been getting new hair plucks I've never been so tan I'm living with my daughter eating tuna from a can why won't you look at my body? Why do your friends hate me? Don't I impress you, honey with my sirloin sweets? Oh, yeah, I'm just a lonely Frankie babe Rocket.

[Brian Green]

Rocket. I should have put that in there.

[Additional Female Voice]

I know we could be lovers I know I'm just your type why don't you come to my place? I'll protect your face Please, girl, swipe right.

[Frankie B]

Yay.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, the guitar solo.

[Additional Female Voice]

Why won't you look at my body? Why do you cheat on me? Don't I love your money with my salon sweets why won't look at my body? Why do you cheat on me? I'm just pressing B and my san. Oh, sweets, that's me. I'll Frankie B.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, baby.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Oh, yes.

[Brian Green]

What do you think, Chrissy?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I love it.

[Brian Green]

I think we've got a new classic.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Fabulous.

[Brian Green]

I think we've got a new classic on our hands. And with that, I must wrap this particular segment with the song that should have started it all.

[Frankie B]

Just a guy who rants. Not funny at all. The co host is a sleep. She's pretty dark. People like the show. Why are they on the charts? What's the fuck they talking about? I should have a su this dance. TCB is terrible. This show is bad. I'd like to punch Brian's mouth. This podcast is kind of stirring. Is this what we think is funny? Now how do I turn it off? My ears are saying ow. Stop laughing at yourself. Are these two making sense? @ least I didn't.

[Additional Female Voice]

Pay. I'm deaf. In my defense, C B is.

[Frankie B]

Terrible. That is being kind. Both the hosts are idiots. They left the funny behind. What is this show about? It's offensive to my soul. Brian is a hack. These two are unfunny and so old. Why all the hype? How did this get made so many episodes? None of which are great. Team CB is terrible. Worst show you could do. TCB is terrible. Worst to.

[Brian Green]

You. Worst to you. All.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Right. Oh, my God, I love that.

[Brian Green]

Song. Oh, that is my favorite. That's the one I think is stuck in a lot of people's heads is TCB is terrible, and I've purposefully not played in the last couple of weeks just to just to starve you of that.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Song. So Maximum.

[Brian Green]

Impact. It hit with maximum impact. All right, Now, Frankie B. Has brand new videos out, and I swear on all this. Holy. These just came out last night, to my.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Knowledge. What a.

[Brian Green]

Gift. They just popped out in. Well, this is the first time I've checked YouTube when I've seen them, so let's put it that way. Serendipitously. They came into my world last night. Friday, May 30th. I thought we were gonna have to go back to the well on old videos, but it turns out there's new ones now. They're short and some of them are not really the best for like, listening to. And I'll. I'll share them with you and you explain why, but they're still funny nonetheless. One of them is a minute and a half long, and it's the funniest thing Frankie B. Has ever done in his entire life. Okay, I'm gonna get to that. So we're gonna cut this segment short so we can flip the short commercial break thanks to 5 Hour Energy, and then we can get to Frankie B for the rest of the time before we do. 9, 8, 8. Your mental health is just as important as anything else that you do in your life. That's including your financial health, your physical health, the doctor's checkups, your teeth, whatever, your eyes, your balls. I don't care. All of it's great. All of it should be checked up on. But at the end of the day, if your head ain't right, then all of it can go very wrong really quickly. And some people say if your head ain't right, the rest ain't right either. Put all of that aside. Everybody goes through a hard time. If you live long enough, you are going to have a moment, an hour, a day, a week, a month, a decade of really shitty tough times that are going to cause you emotional and mental distress. There's nothing to be ashamed about. Even if you feel like you're going crazy. If you wake up in the morning or go to bed at night and your head's fucking spinning and you're like, am I losing it? Is this it? Did I go crazy? You can't get out of bed in the morning and you're like, holy shit, am I depressed and I'm just never going to make it out of it. The truth is, almost every one of us will go through this, regardless of how mentally healthy we think we are, how enlightened, how spiritual, how church going, whatever it is. And some of us have more serious personality or psychological issues that need addressing by professionals. If you walked into McDonald's tomorrow bleeding out of your eyeball, they would call an ambulance. If you walked into your dad's house with your arm split open, he would quickly get you to a doctor's office. But oftentimes, behind that skull of yours, it's hard to tell whether or not you're right or you're wrong, even inside your own head. That's why you need the help of professionals, people who know what they're talking about, who can assess this kind of illness, quite frankly, and they can address it with medications or therapy or some combination of. There's not a fucking thing to be ashamed of. I've been through it. Chrissy's been through it. Rachel has been through.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It. You're not.

[Brian Green]

Alone. No, everyone's been through it. Everyone I know has been through it. You're not alone. So go see a therapist, call a friend, call a family member, call tcb. No joke. Whatever you need to do to get through, or if you're in a crisis, if it's really that bad, if the next step is one, to hurt yourself or other people. 9, 8. 8. It's a free hotline that you can call anytime, day or night, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 Spanish or English, to talk to somebody who is professionally trained to help you get through it and find the resources that you need to help you get through it. I implore you. I know that there. There's gonna be hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this by the day's end. I know for a fact that there's somebody out there who is struggling with this, and I hope that you're hearing what I'm saying. 9, 8. 8. Call or text. All right, that's it. Let's leave it alone at that. But I just want you to know, somebody out there loves you. May not be me, but there's somebody out there that loves you. Chrissy loves you. I do. Okay, if I don't love you, Chrissy loves you. And, well, the commercial break in general, loves you. How's that? Absolutely not in, like, I want to have sex with you way. Maybe I do, but it's probably not. I have a Wife and kids and stuff like that. You know, I'm not at that part of my life, but you know what I mean. But if you want to make love to your podcast player, you do that. Whatever you need to get through. And dial 988 if you're in mental health crisis. We're going to be back to put all of us in mental health crisis when we listen to Frankie B. After these.

[Podcast Announcer]

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[Brian Green]

Much. Looking right at you.

[Podcast Announcer]

Brian. Best to.

[Brian Green]

You. All right, home stretch. Here we go.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Chrissy. That's.

[Brian Green]

Right. One more hour. Okay. So, Frankie.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

B. Where were.

[Brian Green]

We? Oh, Frankie B. I don't know. What day is.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It? I feel like I'm in a.

[Brian Green]

Casino. Yeah, I know. Honestly, it's dark in here, but I know it's still light outside. It's a little weird, actually. I'm agreeing with you on this. And I've been up since so early. It feels like it's the middle of the night, but it's really not. I told Astrid, I said we should. We got the babysitter for the wrong day. It should have been tomorrow. We get the babysitter for. Anyway, Frankie B. Has been missing for almost a year. I think close to a year. No more videos, no new videos. He did a couple, like, little shorts here and there, but nothing really substantial and nothing like his usual content where he talks about women and, you know, cheating on women, cheating on him and him cheating on women and all this other stuff usually around.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Him. Party.

[Brian Green]

Girls. Party girls. That's right, his ex girlfriends. Let's see what he talks about. But all of a sudden, he popped up and he put up three new videos. This, the first one is very interesting. He's down in Boca Raton as he says it. Boca Raton. I'm in Boca Raton. He doesn't even know where he is. Listen to this, okay? And he's about to go on a yacht with three very attractive older ladies on a yacht. Okay? Now I'm gonna. I'm on a yacht. Yes. I'm on a yacht. Hey, everybody, look at me. I'm yachting. I'm a yacht.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Guy. Yacht material is definitely up Frankie's alley to post. So it.

[Brian Green]

Is. This is so Frankie. But now I want you to watch. Keep note of this, okay? Keep note of this video and then keep note of the next vid. The next video we do.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Ready?

[Brian Green]

Yes. Okay. This is Frankie down in Boca Raton. He's about to be on the.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yacht. Oh, he's in a. Is that a golf.

[Brian Green]

Cart? It's a golf cart. Where are.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

We? We're in.

[Brian Green]

Boca. This. Boca. Boca.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Raton. Boca.

[Brian Green]

Raton. Boca Raton. That's what he says. Boca Raton. I mean, Boca Raton. He's got his aviators.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

On. He's got a little.

[Brian Green]

Ponytail. He's got a little ponytail. He says, where are we? Where are we? Boca.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Raton.

[Brian Green]

Boca. I'm on the side of a house in Boca Raton. Buca.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Rattan. We're out on our friend's boat. I.

[Brian Green]

Just. Look at that. So he's walking on the side of a house. On the side of the house, there is a prime protein drink or prime energy drink. Blow up, inflatable. Who keeps a prime Boca Raton? I guess that's where they do.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It. Got to show you this. This freak of nature. Look at this bad.

[Brian Green]

Boy. Okay. As yachts go, it's a beautiful yacht. It's black, it's slick black. It's a beautiful boat. But the boat that I went on with my uncle. With Astrid's.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Uncle. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Right. Three times the size of this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Boat. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

That'S. Yeah. This is a speedboat with a top on it, essentially. Right. Still way more boat than I can afford. And it's sitting in its own private wet slip on a canal with a beautiful house at somebody's home. Yeah. So don't get me wrong. There's a lot of money involved here. But as Florida yachts go, I wouldn't call this a yacht. I'd call this a.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Boat. All right. Absolutely gorgeous. Get a.

[Brian Green]

Load. Blow a load. Blow a load. Right here. I'VE never seen so many so much money in my entire life. Have you, Chrissy? This is crazy. Look at that chair's got my name on it right there, that water chair. I sit there all day long. Look, I.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Can. He looks like he has been.

[Brian Green]

Out. I have. Look. Have you ever seen leather this good looking, huh? Check out this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

House. Look at this pool. Look at this thing. Marner, this is the captain. What's your name, Mr.

[Brian Green]

Captain? What's up, Paul? How are we doing? All right, brother. Nice to meet.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

You. Did he just.

[Brian Green]

Meet? Yeah, we just met. It's my friend's boat, but I don't know his name yet. I just saw the prime energy drink float and I decided to come on by. This is like the first time Frankie has ever seen a really, really nice house. He's like, look at this. Oh, my God, they have a.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Pool. Nice to meet.

[Brian Green]

You. You're more excited than.

[Additional Female Voice]

Me. I.

[Brian Green]

Am. Hey, there's his lady friends on the boat. All right, so the three older, very attractive.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Women. The girls are on the boat. Time to change in a suit and let's go get some.

[Brian Green]

Sun. Time to change into my dick hangers and let's get.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Going. Why is he not already in his suit? Everyone else is on the boat.

[Brian Green]

Already. I had to alert all 315 of my YouTube subscribers that I'm in a.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

House. The angle too, that he's filming this, I mean, it's like right up his.

[Brian Green]

Nose. Well, that's not the only thing that's right up his nose today. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Huh? All right, just.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Checking. Oh, my.

[Brian Green]

Lord. So I'm imagining one of the girls has their top.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Off. Oh.

[Brian Green]

That'S. Can you see through his sunglasses? I think I can see tits through his.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Sunglasses.

[Brian Green]

Really?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. Oh, oh, here's the.

[Brian Green]

Music. Let me see if I can replicate this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Ready? Okay, here we.

Go. That's pretty.

[Brian Green]

Good. All right, let's keep going. Oh, Frankie getting wild.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. The girls are on the back of the stairs.

[Brian Green]

Speedboat. They are. They're on the back of the speedboat on, like a sun lounge. They're riding through the canals of Boca Ratan and they're all in their little bikinis. And then the boat, the seats on the back. At first I thought it said Prado. Prada. It says Pardo, like Don Pardo. I'm sure it's more expensive than I can afford. But anyway, 2, 3, 50 plus, 60 plus year old women rocking it out on the back of the.

[Additional Female Voice]

Boat. Good for.

[Brian Green]

Them. Hey, Listen, they got.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Listen. They look like they're having.

[Brian Green]

Fun.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Absolutely. They're a little bit more subdued now. They kind of went crazy for a minute, but now they're like, okay, that's.

[Brian Green]

Enough. This is what I want you to. This is what I want you to notice, too. They're still in the channel going out to the sea. Right.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Okay. Spikey's.

[Brian Green]

Necklace. Yeah. So Frankie's shirtless on the front of the boat. He's saying, are you kidding me? Are you nuts? I don't know. What does that have to do.

[Additional Female Voice]

With. Drop the.

[Brian Green]

Beat. Drop the beat. Now take notice to this cove, because that is where I was when my. When my kids spilled. The exact same place when my kids spilled the wine. All over the. All over the aisle. All right. Look at the.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Ladies.

[Brian Green]

Yep. Pardo yachts. Okay, now they're still in the canal. Still going toward the sea here. There's the captain. Oh, wow. That is one skimpy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bikini. That's a string.

[Brian Green]

Bikini. String a lot. Is that her chocolate starfish? I think it is. Wow. Wow. I just paused at the exact right place. Frankie is taking a picture of one of the girls. Older lady who's got a string bikini on. When I say string, I mean string up the rear. Piece of floss up the rear. And her starfish is glowing for all the world to see. Oh, what's he.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Drinking?

[Brian Green]

Vodka. Oh.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Okay. I wonder if he's gonna break with his.

[Brian Green]

Diet. Yeah. This is the most Florida thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It's fantastic. Are we assuming one of these girls is his.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Girlfriend? I think.

[Brian Green]

So. Doesn't that girl on the left look like the same girl from the beginning of some of his videos? Okay, I think the girl. Yeah, I think the girl in the middle looks a little too young for him, if I'm being honest. And the girl on the right, she doesn't belong. Yeah, she. One of these things is not like the other. Those are.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Y. Those are.

[Brian Green]

Y. Those are.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Shots. Okay, now watch. Ready? Still on the way out of the canal. But watch. I love.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

It. He's squeezing this boat in.

[Brian Green]

This. That's where.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

I. Little spot over here. It's going to be.

Interesting. Frankie seems.

[Brian Green]

Drunk. Frankie does seem.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Drunk. And his hair's.

[Brian Green]

Down. Yes, his hair is down. He's letting his hair.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Down. It's wind.

[Brian Green]

Whipped. Are you noticing that maybe those hair plugs didn't do everything he thought they were going do?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Okay. Ah.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. This is not the best content video ever, but I want you to Listen to what Frankie says next. Okay, here we go. All right, here it is. Ready? Still on the way out to the ocean. Take note, as you can probably.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Tell, the party in the boat is getting a little bit more subdued right now. Yeah, it's crash.

[Brian Green]

Time. We.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Had. We had a great.

[Brian Green]

Time. We. We literally drove a mile out and now everyone's taking a nap on the back. Look at that.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Hair. That looks.

[Brian Green]

Like. He looks like a.

[Additional Female Voice]

Gangster. I.

[Brian Green]

Know. He looks.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Like. And that chain.

[Brian Green]

Wow. Oh, that chain and that leather skin. Wow. That's my future. That's future, Brian. Yeah. You think a guy who takes care of his skin like this would. Would his body like this would be attuned to these kind of things?

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Okay. I mean, God bless my beautiful friends for inviting us on their boat with the captain and the string to drive.

[Brian Green]

Around.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. For the full.

[Brian Green]

Day. I'm sure that's what he was looking at all day.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Long. Beautiful, beautiful friends. If you did enjoy the video.

[Brian Green]

If you enjoyed all the little clips, I mean, that hair looks terrible. It looks.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Terrible. Yeah. All right, give the video a thumbs.

Up. Let me hear comments. I'd love to hear from you. My name is Frank Bernardo. I see all of you in the next.

[Brian Green]

Video. Yes, you will. There's promises of more videos, Chrissy, so that's good. Okay, now let's flip back. This comes out the very next day, two days, three days later, something like that. He's back in.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Chicago.

[Brian Green]

Okay. He's back in his apartment with his 1980s wood paneled apartment. Yeah. This is such a vast difference between his yacht and then. Watch this poor guy. This is all you need to know about.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Frankie. You have got to check this out. You've got. You've got to look at my.

[Brian Green]

Sauce. All right. I'm.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Proud. All right. I've been doing this now for a while. I took all the recipes from what I absorbed throughout my childhood through my grandma, to my mother and.

[Brian Green]

That. He's a chef Yakimoto, Chrissy. He's absorbed the many, many generations of Italian cooking and put it right. He's a Chef Boyardee, if you don't mind. A chef man od. Chef Frankie B. I'm doing.

[Additional Female Voice]

It. You.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Got. Check this out. This thing off for.

[Brian Green]

You. Hold on. That looks absolutely.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Disgusting. I don't know what that.

[Brian Green]

Is. It's his.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Sauce.

[Brian Green]

Sausage. Yeah, but do you put sausage and oil.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

And. Oh, well, I mean, the tomato sauce can kind of get a little watery on the top like that, but yeah, it doesn't look.

[Brian Green]

Great. Do you cook sauce in a crock pot. Shouldn't you be cooking it, like on the stove or something? Not in a pressure cooker. I don't understand what's going on here. Yeah, but look at the vast difference between the lifestyle he's trying to portray in his Pardo yacht and he's now like, therefore, Micah Connor, tops with the sauce and the crock pot, baby, don't go.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Nowhere. Look at.

[Brian Green]

This. Are you.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Not. Yeah, this Tuesday evening.

5:57. Are you kidding me? Look at the oil. Look at the.

Oil. Oh, oh.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. That's what I don't want to look at. Can we drain the oil? Do we have to eat the oil.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Too? We got meatballs, meatballs. We got sausage, sausage, pork neck.

Bones. Oh.

Oh. And then we got pork short ribs in here. Look.

[Brian Green]

At pork neck bones, sausage, sausage, meatballs, short ribs, turkey innards, chicken offal, string bikini from the. From the beach trip. Look at all the oil. Look at all the oil that came straight off of my forehead. Straight off of my forehead. I've absorbed literally thousands of years of Italian cooking and I put it all into this one crock pot I bought in 1982 of my first wedding. And look at it. Doesn't it look beautiful? Chrissy, all I gotta ask you just one thing now. Do you remember the mountain monsters that the guy that the commercial break did where they found that cow killing.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Bastard?

[Brian Green]

Yes. And they found the. The innards of the cow on the ground. Doesn't this sauce. Doesn't this look exactly like that? That's.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Right. Falling apart. All right, then in a little bit I'm gonna throw on some.

Pasta.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Well, he has been.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Drinking. He has been drinking and he has changed his.

[Brian Green]

Tune.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes. From his very measured.

[Brian Green]

Eating. Very measured.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Eating. Tuna and. And.

[Brian Green]

What? Tuna, tuna eggs, deviled egg, tunas, tuna eggs. I don't know what it was, but it was.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Gross. Not a lot. A little bit. I'm telling you, back in the day, when I grew up, we had Italian. Is it.

[Brian Green]

Wednesdays? Wow. This is very different from the guy who would put out highly edited videos where he was the opposite of whatever this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Is.

[Brian Green]

Yes. Charged up to the max. So this is drunk. That is coked up. I don't know. I'm not saying he was. I'm just saying his neck is leathery, his hair plugs have not taken root. I guess all that money he spent on the hair plugs didn't.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Work.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. And he just doesn't look good to me. I don't.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Know. It's Also, the angle that he's showing himself.

[Brian Green]

At. Yeah. Don't go from the chin up. Astron always says when we're taking pictures, like, go from. Go.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Down.

[Brian Green]

Yes. Don't go up, go.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Down.

[Brian Green]

Right. And I'm always raising the camera for her and all this other stuff. Now I'm starting to agree with.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Her. Oh.

[Brian Green]

Boy.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. Sundays. My mother used to cook pasta Wednesdays and Sundays, like clockwork. The whole thing. I love.

[Additional Female Voice]

It. I'll never.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Forget. Be eating.

[Brian Green]

Carbs.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. Is surprising to.

[Brian Green]

Me. I agree with you. He used to just be a gym rat. But listen, so are the seasons of life. We have known Frankie long enough to know that he is going through a season of.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Life. I'm glad to see he's letting his hair.

[Brian Green]

Down. This is the time to get away. This is when we bring Frankie on the commercial.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Break. That Italian tradition. It was really, really good.

[Brian Green]

Stuff. Yeah, it was really, really good.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Stuff.

[Brian Green]

Wow. All right, one more video. We're not gonna get all the way through it because we got a time. We got a deadline here. And I'm sorry I always get so crazy about Frankie B. Videos, but here, let me see if I can pull this one up. Okay, here he.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Is.

[Brian Green]

Oh. In the.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Car. In the car. The classic car.

[Brian Green]

Moment. Let's see if we can get three minutes.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Rocket. So this morning, I'm watching this clip on Instagram, and there's.

[Brian Green]

This. This Brian Green. I swear to God, I thought that was.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Coming. Big buff dude, and he's saying that working out, when you work out less is more. He's got the secret recipe. You know, I had to keep watching because I was actually blown away. There's actually some moron telling you, telling us guys, that working out less, you're gonna get better results. It was the most absurd, obscene thing that I have ever.

[Brian Green]

Heard. Says the guy who tells people how to work out. Eat, date, cheat, talk, walk, hair plugs, everything don't turn obscene. He really took offense to this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes. This video off. Because we gotta talk about.

This. And the guy was.

[Brian Green]

Buff.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yes. And I think Frankie might.

[Brian Green]

Have.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Yeah. Been admiring how buff he.

[Brian Green]

Was. But now here comes his old intro, the rocket. Rocket. Let's take a look at Frankie back then. Hair coiffed, looking good. Skin tight. Fitness, fitness, fashion, lifestyle. Fun. Females farting. Ball.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Waxing. What is going on? Everybody? And I welcome you to the video. If this is your first time here, let me introduce myself. My name is Frank Bernardo. I built this channel for all.

[Brian Green]

Costco. He's at an Osco. Osco Jewel Osco. It's our Kroger. It's our Kroger up in Chicago. Yeah, actually, Gustavo is in Chicago now. And he called and he said, what's the grocery store around? What's the grocery store chain I should look for? And I said, jewel Osco. But Jewel Osco's, they've been around since, like, the 60s. So when you walk into a Jewel Osco, it's like walking straight into a grocery store from the 60s. Some of them in the 60s.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Who want to up their game, look and feel better about.

[Additional Female Voice]

Themselves. Did.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

He. Did he have to do it in the parking.

[Brian Green]

Lot? No, he could have done this at his salon suite. Honestly, he could have gone home. He had to get that angry about a video that he saw. Waiting for somebody to come out of the Jewel.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Osco. Grooming, Fitness, fashion in.

[Brian Green]

Lifestyle. Lifestyle. Still doesn't use his teas.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Lifestyle. Real quick. If you do like the video, if. If you think I'm right in this, do me a favor. Give the video a.

[Brian Green]

Like. All right.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Let'S. Let's talk about. With this. Numbskull is saying, wow, he's so charged up. Preface of my video is for all the older guys out there. You gotta be careful on what you're watching out there, because everyone's the expert, and everyone's trying to sell you something. Everyone's trying to sell you on their.

[Brian Green]

Program. So getting back to this, not unlike you, not Frankie. He's not trying to sell you on anything. All right, you know what? We're not gonna have time to finish this video. So you know what we'll do? We'll put this in the back burner. Okay? We'll save this for the.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Next. In the back crock.

[Brian Green]

Pot. In the back. In the crock pot with all the sausage, the turkey necks, the chicken legs, the. The old nails from Frankie's toes. Oh, I love Frankie. Wait, he's alive. We know he's alive. He's alive. He's kicking. He's hanging out. That's right. With string bikinis and chocolate starfish. And that one girl that doesn't belong said Chrissy. Said.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Chrissy. Well, she just didn't look like she was that into it in the.

[Brian Green]

Group as the other two were. She looked like the kind of girl we'd probably hang out with. The other two are. If you don't have a yacht, you're probably not hanging out with them. Let's put it this way. If that girl with the. With the string bikini had come on my boat, it would have been a one piece bathing suit she would have worn. But I think she's the kind of girl who changes her outfit based on what kind of boat she's going in. We all know the girls. Come on. And we all know the guys, to be fair. Yeah, we know the guys. Listen, I go into my pool in the backyard. I'm wearing my fishes of my little fishes. I go to Mike Mallorca. I'm wearing the 13 inch bright pink, the European victory V. But mine's more like a Victory B. Not a V, but a B for Brian. Like bulging over the band. Double bulging. You've written a B before. It's got two bulges. The double bulge. It's a top one and the bottom one. It's okay. I'm not looking to be Frankie B. I'm just looking to be me. All right. Okay. This is episode number one, Frankie. I know. There's only going to be one Frankie ever. All right, listen. One more episode just to wrap it up and say thank you. Short little episode. So stay tuned. As soon as we can get it out, we'll get it out. But it's be today for sure. Thanks very much to our sponsor, five hour Energy for sponsoring the entire day and giving this to us with limited commercial interruptions. I'm sure you enjoyed that just as much as we did. Thank you to Chrissy for agreeing to do this. Thank you to Astrid for helping. Thank you to Noemi. Thank you to Jeff for letting Chrissy scoot away for an entire day. Thanks to tina, Marianne, Rachel McGrath. So many others. We can thank Jenny and Sean and Sean and everybody. All right, we'll be back. Chrissy. That's all I can do for this.

[Chrissy Hoadley]

Moment. I think.

[Brian Green]

So. I love you. I love you and best of you out there in the podcast universe. We'll be back. We'll flip it over here real quick. Until next time. We will say, we do say. And we must say goodbye. Sam, I gotta get some.

[Frankie B]

Cocaine. Gotta be.