The More You Know! (A Very Special Ep)

Summary

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The Commercial Break – "The More You Know! (A Very Special Ep)"

Date: August 8, 2025
Hosts: Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley

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Episode Overview

In this unique, unexpectedly serious episode, Bryan and Krissy set out to deliver their trademark irreverent comedy centered around internet oddball "Polly Couch Cushions." What begins as gleeful banter and playful roasting of viral content soon takes a somber turn as the hosts witness concerning, possibly addiction-related behavior in their subject. The conversation pivots from jokes to genuine concern, leading to heartfelt reflections on substance abuse, personal responsibility, and support.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Merch Launch and Community Announcements

• Merch Drop Hype: The episode opens with Bryan and Krissy plugging their first-ever TCB merch line, joking about their less-than-slick marketing tactics and the chaos at their fulfillment partners.

  • "I'm wearing my Commercial Break University sweater... I mean, I don't want to call myself sexy, but other people have in the past." (Bryan, 04:36)

• Live Movie Breakdown Teased: They're excited about hosting a live breakdown of "Rally LA" on YouTube and Twitch, encouraging listeners to join via social media.

• Listener Shoutouts: They share a touching story about a mother-daughter pair, Lauren and Bella, who listen together, highlighting their diverse audience and TCB's surprisingly wholesome reach.

2. Improv Comedy and Tangents

• Crab Shack Ad Parody: Bryan riffs on the grimy charm of chain seafood joints, improvising a hilarious, off-script ad for "Joe's Crab Shack."

  • "Nothing says 'f**k me' like garlic butter dripping down your beard." (Bryan, 12:13)

• Florida Fish Story: A vivid, slightly revolting account of dining at a Naples, FL seafood place – complete with gutting fish and child oyster safety debates.

• Random Banter: Side discussions about wedding mishaps, bad commercial reads, and how even they tune themselves out sometimes.

3. Poly Couch Cushions Video Breakdown ([24:12–44:20])

Background: Responding to listener Bella's request, the hosts review a new video from "Polly Couch Cushions," a social media personality known for bizarre self-help rants.

a. Initial Impressions & Satire

• Bryan and Krissy roast "Polly's" setup: $100 bill couch cushions, sleeveless shirt ("wife beater"), wild tattoos, and a dubious motivational tone.
• Playful commentary on his lack of eye-blinking and chaotic energy, suspecting chemical influence even before things turn more serious.

b. The Shift – Noticing Red Flags ([25:27–35:03])

• As Polly rambles about "discipline, universal law, and being an alpha," he repeatedly seems to nod off, slurs words, and loses track of the conversation.
• The hosts’ humor gives way to concern:
  • "There's some chemical running through his body... I'm not saying he is for sure, but it's just a weird pattern of either super sleepiness or way awake." (Bryan, 25:48)
  • "This reminds me of so many people I've known who've had problems with opiates. This is how they behave." (Bryan, 43:10)

c. Ethical Discussion & Pause on Mockery

• The hosts openly wrestle with the discomfort of finding humor in potential addiction.
  • "Sometimes it starts funny and it ends not so funny... I hope you get the help that you need." (Bryan, 44:45)
• Krissy agrees: "I'm feeling really weird about watching this. It's very..."

d. Addiction Resources & Audience Message

• Bryan provides national helpline numbers: 988 (mental health) and 800-662-HELP (addiction), encourages listeners not to glamorize substance struggles, and invites anyone struggling to reach out for support.
• Personal admission: "Krissy and I have partied enough in our lifetime to kill an elephant and a narwhal... but I don't want to glamorize, glorify... get help if you need it." (Bryan, 02:51)

4. Reflection: Substance Abuse in Culture ([46:06–52:03])

• The episode closes with a sobering mini-history of opiate addiction in music (referencing Trey Anastasio’s struggles, Fish/Phish culture), the epidemic of heroin/fentanyl/tranq, and how addiction touches all communities.
• Notable analogy: Witnessing Polly’s decline echoes infamous moments in rock history, underlining how public and insidious addiction can be.
  • "There is a famous video where Trey appears to snort heroin on stage in the middle of a song." (Bryan, 48:01)
• Both hosts express deep empathy for those struggling and commit not to "kick someone while they're down," opting to check in on their viral subjects with care.

5. Return to TCB Chaos and Wrap-Up

• Merch reminders and gratitude for the show's loyal listeners.
• Joking about their tiny but “best audience in the world” and the show's future escapades.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Merchandise Shenanigans:
  "We would love to give you a cruise to the Bahamas... but we can't do that. So we won't do that." (Bryan, 05:18)

• On Listener Families:
  "Mother of the year award right there, listening to The Commercial Break with your daughter." (Bryan, 09:41)

• Crab Shack Parody:
  "Nothing says f*** me like garlic butter dripping down your beard... You want her dog to like you? Smell like crabs." (Bryan, 12:13)

• Noticing something is wrong with Polly:
  "There's just a weird pattern of either super sleepiness or way awake." (Bryan, 25:48)
  "This seems like nodding out to me. Nodding out, like from opiate best based medications." (Bryan, 31:12)

• Reflecting on Ethical Limits:
  "I want to make a little asterisk here... so that it doesn't appear that I'm totally stepping on someone when they are obviously in need of help." (Bryan, 41:11)

• On Opioid Epidemics & Music:
  "I know people personally in my own life who got a broken shoulder... it started a long, twisting, winding road into opiate addiction." (Bryan, 51:26)

• Summing Up Their Ethos:
  "While I think Paulie is very funny in a way, you know, where he's kind of a duh, I also don't want to kick a guy while he's down, if that, in fact is what's happening." (Bryan, 51:49)
  "We'll keep an eye on his channel." (Krissy, 52:03)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [00:04–04:16]: Episode intro, merch push, setting up the main discussion.
• [04:16–13:28]: Merch banter, listener anecdotes, ad parodies.
• [17:06–21:15]: Vivid fish restaurant story, food safety tangent.
• [24:12–44:20]: "Polly Couch Cushions" video analysis, humor turns to alarm.
• [43:10–44:45]: Addiction concerns, resource sharing, plea for compassion.
• [46:06–52:03]: Reflections on opiate crisis in pop culture.
• [52:03–end]: Wrap-up, gratitude, and plans for future episodes.

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Episode Tone & Language

The tone oscillates between the show's signature absurdist, self-aware comedy and candid, heartfelt seriousness. The banter is peppered with improvisational riffs, sharp sarcasm, and metaphors, but the language softens meaningfully as addiction enters the forefront. The hosts maintain their irreverent, unfiltered delivery — but always circle back to empathy, personal experience, and community support.

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Summary

This installment of The Commercial Break is emblematic of why the podcast resonates: a laughter-filled escape, but with the humanity to know when laughter should pause. Fans get all the chaos they expect (awkward seafood stories, over-the-top ad spoofs, viral video breakdowns) but are also invited into a rare, sobering moment of awareness about addiction and internet culture. It's an episode that pokes fun without cruelty — and ultimately models how to care for one another, even in the wilds of comedy podcasting.

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Transcript

[A]

Hey Brian, can you take care of my daughter? I Brian, can you fix the leaking water? I Brian, can you pay for your own meal? I Brian, can you fix the stroke in the. I I I Brian, you're not a man, you're just a guy who talks incessantly. A guy with soft smooth hands I Brian, when do you learn to grill? I Brian, why can't you sit still? I Brian, do you only drink like beer? I Brian, what will when I'm not here? I I I Brian, you're not a real man, you're just a guy who puts on lotion with clean nail and a fake tan. Can you take care of my daughter? Ey, can you fix the le. Can you pay for your own deal? I Brian, can you fix this broken Week. On this episode of the Commercial break. Hey you and the podcast universe coming on really quickly to tell you three things. Number one, our merch line is available to pre order right [e-mail] Number two, if you're listening to this on August 8th of 2025 at 5pm, Chrissy and I will be going live on YouTube and Twitch to break down the movie Rally LA. It's TCB minus. It's our very first and you can watch us do it live. Go to Instagram to get more information and links to join in. Number three and maybe more importantly, in this episode, Chrissy and I will try to break down a poly couch cushions and as you will see, what starts off as funny turns into something a little bit different. While Chrissy and I do not know Pauly and we have no understanding of whether or not Pauly is actually struggling with addiction, it becomes clear to us that he may be. It takes one to know one and Chrissy and I have been around enough narcotics in our life to understand that Pauly may be struggling. While we love to have fun on the show, eventually Chrissy and I do not find this funny and we bail on the video. Why am I telling you this when you're just going to listen to it in a second? Anyway, here's why I'm telling you. If you or anyone you know is struggling with addiction or mental health crisis, there is help available. You can call or text 988-That's mental health crisis hotline. It's free. It's open 24 hours a day, every day of the year. If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction and you don't know where to turn, 800-662-help. 800-662-4357 Listen, Chrissy and I have partied enough in our lifetime to kill an elephant and a narwhal and a couple baby seals. And we've never been shy about sharing that on the show. But I don't want to glamorize, glorify while they're down just for a cheap laugh. So you listen to the episode, you make your own call and get help if you need it. Then and only then should you go to shoptcbpodcast.com get yourself a piggy fronting T shirt and tag us in it in Instagram so we can laugh at you. Here's this fresh episode of tcb. Enjoy. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Jordan Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[B]

Best to you, Brian.

[A]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on a merge drop Friday. That's right, merge drop Friday. Now you'll incessantly hear about it for only two more weeks and then again in three more months. I'm wearing my commercial break university sweater, which is very comfortable indeed. Yes, it is, Chrissy. It's very comfortable. It's good looking, sexy, if you will. I mean, I don't want to call myself sexy, but other people have in the past. And the throat of passion. I can't remember her name, but lovely girl.

[B]

It's a very sexy sweatshirt.

[A]

It is. It makes me look good. It fits in all the right places, as they would say, mainly up here and not down around here. Stay with the chest away from the belly and you'll be good. I'm lucky I don't have those, like ever growing man boobs, but I mean, I don't like, you know, I don't have a ton of extra weight. I got extra weight but not a ton of it. But I don't have those man boobs. But if I did, this would be the sweater that I would wear because it covers you nicely.

[B]

It's a nice thick material.

[A]

Nice thick material. It hangs and hangs nicely. Anyway, shop tcb podcast.com shop tcb podcast.com is open right now for you to pre order your merch. Please go do that. And we would be happy to automatically, no charge at our expense, give you a cruise to the Bahamas. We would love to do that, but we can't do that. So we won't do that. What we will do is we Will give you a free TCB sticker, a best to use sticker that we designed ourselves. And by ourselves, I mean other people outside the company designed and they were lovely about it and we picked it. We went like that one.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And thank you to Akt, Odyssey and Astrid for putting all of this together on our very first merch drop. I can imagine right now AKT is probably having a hard time keeping up with all the orders.

[B]

Chrissy, there's demand is high.

[A]

The demand is high. They're probably like, you know, like on.

[B]

Google when you see like the 9 to 5 of the business and it has the huge yellow spike.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like very busy.

[A]

Yes. Right now. Whatever hour you're listening to, it's very busy. I can see the people at AKT probably have like a, probably like a mission control room like some of those, you know, technology based businesses do. Like a mission control room. And it's probably like 0000 and 01. Yes. Click to the printing room. I used to work, you know, I was an Internet marketer in the days of the MLM known as search engine optimization. And I would go and I would sell search engine optimized search engine optimizes to people. And I want to be first on Google. Yeah, you want to be first on Google, you got to be on the first page of Google. If you're not on the first page of Google, no one's going to find you. Which by the way was true back then. It wasn't like it was. I was selling fans of. Well, I was selling magic because in the sense that we would never tell anybody that it was probably pretty easy to do yourself, but we didn't want to let you know that. But for $50,000 a month you can be like number three. And then for a hundred thousand dollars a month you can be number two. And for $150,000 a month, still can't guarantee you're going to be number one. But I walked into this, we had this client and the client, what they did, they were kind of like Iron Mountain. They would take all your records, they would scan them in for you and then they would either store them securely or shred them. Your files, Your paper files.

[B]

Paper files, yeah.

[A]

So they would take your documents, scan them in and they, so they were a big, at the end of the day like technology business, they were putting everything in the cloud. Then they were actually physically storing them or making sure that they got, they were gotten rid of securely. How they did that, I don't know. Put them in the Back of an unmarked vehicle and yeah, send them to Venezuela. I'm not sure, I don't know. But they had this big control room in their office and it was like badass. They like hundreds of computer screens and they were monitoring all the things all around the world and their certain server data, data, data, data. It was like five guys in there always look very busy. And I never understood any of it, but I always thought it was very cool. And now who knew that just a short ten years later I would also have a very similar situation. Still don't understand what's going on. Still have no clue what our mission control is all about. I have no idea what any of these things do. But what I do know is that someone down at AKT right now, it's probably scrambling to figure out how they handle all the traffic on shop tcb podcast.com. so go buy your merch. There it is. You've been asking for it. We gave it to you. And free sticker with every single purchase. One of the things that I wanted to follow up on was a lady named Lauren and her daughter Bella. I think I mentioned that Bella had texted and said that my mom and I listened to the commercial break in the car. So we listened to it together, essentially, or. And I was like, wow, that's really cool. And she's a younger lady, you know, a teenager. And I thought, wow, that's really cool. And we've had a number of teenagers actually who've texted us over the years and said, I'm listening to the show. I listen to the show for various reasons. I like it.

[B]

Good life advice.

[A]

Yeah, I don't take any advice from me. Listen to Chrissy. Don't listen to me. If I say it, discount it automatically as either bullshit or the exact opposite of whatever you think you should be doing. Okay, my light, when I write the book, you will understand just what a dumb, dumb I am. One day I'm going to put it into like 150 pages rather than 800 episodes of the commercial break. But I thought it was very nice that they wrote in and that they were listening together. I thought, you know, mother of the year award right there, listening to the commercial break with your daughter. But hey, you know, I. Astrid listens to the commercial break in the car with my kids and they're eventually going to figure it all out too.

[B]

And yeah, you turn it out after a while.

[A]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, I even tune myself out sometimes. I swear to God. This happened to me, Chrissy. I had to do a commercial read So I did a commercial read. I'm not going to say who it was, but I did a commercial read. And then I. You know, when you do a commercial read, I'll give you a little, I guess, a little, like, bird's eye view, a little fly in the wall perspective of what happens. So I'll get copy. Let's, let's. Let's look at. Let's look at.

[B]

Come on down to Joe's Crab Shack.

[A]

Yeah, exactly, exactly. It's Tuesday night. Come on down to grow Joe's crab. It's. And that's what happens. Right? And then I have to do it again.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Check, check, check. Come on down to Joe's Crab Shack. It's Tuesday night and what do you want? All you can eat buttery crab legs to drip all over your gin, make you get fat and shit out in the morning. Joe's Crab Shack now offering free tetanus shots with every basket of raw oysters. Joe's Crab Shack actually has crabs. No, not that kind. Yes, that kind. Mention Joe's Crab Shack for $10 off your penicillin shot at Joe's Crab Chef and medical group. We want to take care of you. Oh, you can eat hush puppies. You can eat hush puppies cooked in the same oil that we cook our crabs in. You'll be smelling like fish for days.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You want to turn on the ladies, put on a bib and crack some buttering crab legs. Nothing says fuck me like garlic butter dripping down your beard. You want her dog to like you smell like crabs? He'll be licking you till Tuesday. Next Tuesday, they'll be licking your ass while she gets at the front. It'll be a good time. Had my all, so. But you stop and you start. You stop and you start. You read a sentence, and you up a sentence, and then you read it again. And then you got to cut it all up and put it together nicely so it sounds like one long thing that you've said. But unbelievably, sometimes the hardest thing to do is to actually read a script because you got to get, like, the connotation and all that other stuff. So I read this ad. It's a little long. It's like a minute and a half long. And then I cut it up and I edit it and I put it all together to one nice, neat little package, and then I got to listen to it just to make sure that it's all correct. Right?

[B]

That's a good practice.

[A]

You don't know how many it's like, that is good practice. Make sure I get it out. Make sure I'm saying Joe's Crab Shack and not Bo's Crab Shack.

[B]

It's best practices, if you will.

[A]

Yes. Best practices. We'll circle back on that. Yeah. You don't know how many times I had to stop and restart that one single audio file because I tuned myself out, like, a hundred different times. It's like reading a book, and you got to go back and read the page because you forgot what you didn't. You weren't even really paying for.

[B]

Your mind went to something else.

[A]

Your mind went to something else. I did it, like, a hundred times. And finally I was like, okay, I know I have to get out of the studio for a minute, get some fresh air, and come back to it. Even when I came back to it, I still was having a hard time concentrating on my own voice because I find it to be kind of boring, actually. I don't know. But I listen to a lot of my voice, so.

[B]

You do. You have to listen to a lot.

[A]

Speaking of Joe's Crab Shack side note, before we get to something for Bella and Lauren, which is the whole reason why I did this, is that Bella and Lauren. Bella had said that she really liked poly couch cushions.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And that she said, we'll take all of that you got. And I said, I'll get to one this next week. And then Blue had her whole incident, and so I had to run a best of Paulie couch cushions. Well, I have a new video from Paulie, just dropped a couple days ago.

[B]

Really?

[A]

And we'll get to it. Yeah. It's a part of a series that he's doing, so it's like episode number five is what he's saying. But I didn't see one through four, so I'm not sure if maybe he just. He didn't even know. He didn't record the first four. He's really out there. He's really out there. Yeah. Yeah. And now he's also on Instagram. And now a lot of people have cut like they're sharing his. When you have more shares than you do likes, that probably means that people don't like the real. They just think you're funny. And that's happened to us a couple times. When we went down to Naples, we went to Old Naples, we went to Tin City. Tin City is the first port that Naples ever had where all of the fishermen would come in, and then they'd co op their fish and they'd sell it to the locals. Or the restaurants or whatever, they would put up tin roofs. You know, they'd have these boat docks and then they put up tin roofs. Well, in 1970, something, an artist started to go down there and paint all the comings and goings of the fishermen back when they were like on dinghies. This is not like actual fishing, you know, like way back when.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So he would watch these local fishermen.

[B]

Independent.

[A]

Yeah, like independent little. You know, a guy would go out, the guys throwing that out to catch some fish, come back, sell it to the locals, have it for dinner, whatever. So this guy started painting back in the 60s. He started painting them. This is an interesting story. I think it's interesting story. He started painting them as they would come in. And he had a dream that one day he would put up a tin shack and he would sell his art down there. Like they were selling their fish down. Well, he did. And he bought a lot of the. As people when it would go out of business or move or change, he would buy a lot of these old tin shacks. Yes, tins. And so then he started like an indoor outdoor mall with restaurants and ice cream shops and art, little art galleries, something called Tin City. It's rustic, it's on the water, it's in a port. So it's not like the beach, it's in a port. You know, there's traffic, there's boats, there's all this other stuff. And they have a fish restaurant there. And I'm not going to give the name away, but it's right on the water. Like we walk in, it's a restaurant, they have a bar. And then you look out the back and you're. There's like a little boardwalk where the, where the boats come in and park. And then five feet from it, you're sitting on elevated deck with a railing and they have tables against that railing. So you're watching as all of the ship to the boat traffic comes in and out of the port of Naples.

[B]

That's fun.

[A]

And so you walk in and you are. We were instantly hit with an overwhelming smell of fresh fish. Like fish, you know, the smell. Saltwater fish. Blood. Salt water and blood, essentially. And we say, hey, you know, eight of us or whatever, they put us at a table right next to this boardwalk where. And as we start walking to the table with my young children, there is a couple of teenagers that are parked on a. That are cleaning a boat right in front of the. Where the table is. And then there are a couple of teenagers that are on the boardwalk and they have a fish probably four feet long.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And it is sliced from stip to stern with its eyeballs bloodied and its mouth a gap.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

They were gutting the fish.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Right there on the boardwalk. Like, they had a gutting station right there where you're sitting and eating Chrissy. Like, so, you know, then it's a fish restaurant. So, you know, I'm going through the menu. It was a lot. It was a lot. And I'm going through the menu, and the last thing I could think about eating was fish. One of my daughters found it fascinating. The other one was like, it's a monster, you know, and it did look like a monster. And because. Mainly because it's had its intestines hanging out on the boardwalk. And I just couldn't think of eating fish in that moment. I was like, no, I think I'm gonna go for a burger. And actually, that wasn't a great choice either.

[B]

You know, Got a burger at the seafood place.

[A]

Yeah, I did. I know. I'm that idiot. I'm that asshole. And why would you. But I just could not stomach fish right in that moment. Couldn't stomach it for whatsoever. But everybody else who had fish liked it. And then one of. And then one of my daughters wanted to order oysters, and her grandma and grandpa are like, okay, order oysters. And I'm like, no, that's really adventurous.

[B]

For a young child.

[A]

It's adventurous. It's dangerous. You're really not supposed to eat oysters before you're 12 years old because your gut doesn't have the bacteria to fight other bacteria that the oyster did other.

[B]

People at the table have oysters or.

[A]

They ordered the oysters.

[B]

Okay. So she had seen the oysters being ordered and eaten. I was thinking she just out of the blue said, I want some oysters.

[A]

Well, she had seen them. And then one of the grandparents decided to order them. Then they came to the table. Only then did I become, like, aware of the conversation that was going on and speaking Spanish. And I was like, no. I told Astron. I'm like. And she's like, why not? And I'm like, because it's a raw oyster. People die from eating raw oysters. They die all the time. It happens from eating raw oysters. If you don't have the flora and fauna in your gut to take care of oyster juice, you could easily get very sick. And I'm like, I don't want to take the chance. And then Astro's like, that's not true. And so I Google it instantaneously. Google's like, no, Children this young are not supposed to have raw oysters. Don't do it. Now. I'm sure there are children that have raw oysters, but even in a fresh fish place, you don't necessarily know, you know. And then the raw oysters are from cold water. They're cold water oysters. So it's like, so wait, you're a fish restaurant in the Port of Naples and you have cold water oysters? How far did they have to travel? I don't know. Ever since I heard about that couple that died of the oyster poisoning. Oysters make me nervous. Even though I love them.

[B]

I do not. I've never been a big oyster. I like the Rockefeller kind with the cheese.

[A]

Those are delicious. Delicious.

[B]

They're not. No, raw for me. I'm oysters.

[A]

I think at this point, I'm done with it. We had raw oysters and sushi at our wedding nine years ago today, as we're recording this. Nine years ago today. And my dad had to go to the hospital the next day. They actually had to wheel him out and take him to a hospital because he got a incredible case of food poisoning. And the doctor said it was likely a fish based food sickness because it came on so quickly.

[B]

Yeah, that's usually when you know.

[A]

Yeah. And then in the middle of the night, they were taking him to the hospital. And I think, if I'm not mistaken, my dad also had a broken leg at my wedding too. Did he? Yeah, I think he did.

[B]

I had to go look.

[A]

Yeah, I think he was in a wheelchair.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah, he was. I think he was. I think he was in a wheelchair at my wedding. One of my weddings. Is it your wedding or was the other one.

[B]

I don't think it was your wedding to Astrid.

[A]

Oh, you don't think so? I don't think so, no. Well, listen, they're all. All the weddings are blending together at this point. I've had four weddings. I don't know. Who knows? Four weddings with two people, by the way. There you go. So stop it. Stop all this. Stop all your. All right, so let's take a break and when we get back, I will put on some poly couch cushions for Lauren and Bella. Go to shop tcb podcast.com right now to pre order your merch, if that's what you choose to do. I've had a lot of interactions with people on the phone over the last couple of weeks about merchants, and I know that we're hitting you over the head with it, but you have to understand, when you broadcast this frequently, we don't know how often you listen. We have no idea how many people tune in on a daily basis, and you have to get the word out. So that's why you're hearing so much about our merch. We'd like you to know, and then you can make the choice. So just bear with us. It won't last long. It's not like the live shows, where for six months I told you three times an episode about our live shows, we never even showed up. This time, the merch actually is live. You can actually purchase it. So stick with me. I know it's not everybody's cup of tea to listen to us talk about our own merch, but it's our first time doing it, so we're all learning. We're learning as we go along, Chrissy. All right, let's take a break. And something about. We'll be back. Okay. Hey, you. Something about a TCB logo on a university sweater gets me hot in the pocket, if you know what I mean. What do you say we finish our drinks, go find a computer, or go to shoptcbpodcast.com because I know they're selling some slinky gear, but only until August 22nd. And hey, a little vibrating rabbit told me that you get a free TCB sticker with every single purchase. There's nothing slinkier than a body draped in commercial brake gear. Piggy fronting indeed. Hey, one more idea. When that gear gets dropped off at your front door, let's take everything else off. Off. We'll put our smokin hot merch on. We'll take a picture and tag hecommercial break. Cause daddy loves a free thing or two. And I hear they might give away some additional merch. Well, this is a game of ball in the pocket that I've been wanting to play all night long. Shop tcbpodcast.com but only till August 22nd. Now do me a favor. Put your credit card down for the bar tab, because they don't take dogecoin here. Then I'm a little short on the long scratch. Bye now. Excuse me. I'm on a little sweet tart kick.

[B]

Yes, you are.

[A]

I like sweet tarts.

[B]

And the smarties, they're so good.

[A]

Yeah, the smarties are good, too. Okay, poly couch cushions. Back for episode number five of a series that I can only find one episode of. He's back with the dollar bill couch cushions. The hundred dollar bill couch cushions. Big bottle of water and a pair of glasses this time.

[B]

Yeah, studious. Look.

[A]

Hat backwards. He's got his beard.

[B]

He's wife beater.

[A]

The wife beater.

[B]

The pants he's about to bust out of. Jeez, look at those thighs.

[A]

Yeah, they're big. He's a big boy. No doubt about it. I don't want to fight you. I just want to let you know that we're just having fun with you, Paul.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Jerry Lee Lewis on one of his arms, I think. Or is that Al Capone? Is that Bugsy?

[B]

I don't know. I thought maybe it was Walt Disney.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's definitely not Walt Disney. I think it might be Bugsy. Bugsy Malone. I don't know. Who knows? Okay, let's listen to what Paulie has to say.

[C]

Back to episode five. That's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[A]

Poly concap. Right off the bat, you're coming out hot. Polly teaching us how to count to five. I love it.

[C]

Avlida. And you know I want to have sex, so let's make this quick. So with that.

[D]

What?

[C]

What?

[B]

I want to have sex, so let's make this quick.

[A]

Episode number five of Lita, I think. Lead her. Lead her. I want to have sex, so let's make this quick.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Okay. You as quick as you want to do Paulie. Let's go. I bet you're going to make it quick. I bet you are going to make it quick.

[C]

Today we're going to talk about how discipline as a man refraining from things. An angel of scarcity. An angel of resistance. Right. As a better word, an angel of resistance.

[A]

Is he blinking? No, he hasn't blinked yet.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's really weird because he doesn't blink.

[A]

There's some chemical running through his body. I. I get you. It's got to be. I don't know. You tell me. I don't. I. I'm not an expert. I'm not saying he is for sure, but it. There's just a weird pattern of either super sleepiness or way awake.

[C]

Favorite child. And discipline bleeds into your relationship. So today we're going to break down A. Discipline is freedom in dating and in business and in life.

[A]

So most men do not let me adjust my wife beater. It can't be adjusted. It's literally pasted onto your chest. It's crazy.

[C]

Understand that. So I'm just going to answer three questions for my girl. We're going to Titty Pat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Pity Patty.

[A]

Pat. Titty Pat. We're gonna titty Pat, listen, I'm gonna stay here. That's right. I got a naked set of tits behind the camera. So we're gonna pity Pat Puddy Pat. I'm gonna show you my testicles through my dacas, my gaff jeans.

[C]

You know, that's what we do. We go back and forth with questions on the live call. So you guys can see what this.

[A]

Thing on the live call, even though this is not live, it's on YouTube, it's recorded. But this is a live call in my brain. Okay, all right. I don't. Hey, hey, Chrissy, listen, don't blame me. Put it on God. God said it, not me. All right, okay. Shut up. Can't hear myself think.

[C]

In the description box, I'm going to leave two things for you. If you. You're going to get something free on both, so you click the Instagram, I'm.

[A]

Going to leave you a special package in the comments box. So go down there and grab it, get it. Just put your fingers on it. What are you doing? Grab it.

[C]

I'm linked.

[D]

Follow me.

[C]

Comment on a video. Screenshot your comment. DM it to me, say I did it, coach, and I'll send you two free.

[A]

Follow me, Screenshot it, take a picture, record it, put it on the vhs, send it to yourself. Postage pre mail, stamp ups over there, tell your mom, call a cat, figure it out. Do your litter box, send an audio message, DM me, voicemail message, Facebook, send it to me. I'm gonna give you something for free.

[C]

No problem on dating, relationships, advice, everything A to Z and. Or just go to the newsletter, get free advice. Why would you not want it if you can't even go to the newsletter? Subscribe and get free dating, fitness, diet advice. Then I wouldn't want to work with you in coaching or just be even friends with you.

[A]

I don't wanna. If you don't subscribe to my newsletter, send me a screenshot. DM me. Subscribe, follow me link. Hit the smash. Smash the subscribe bell. I don't want to know you. I don't want to be friends with you. Chrissy. That's it. By the way, I can't close my eyes. Can you call an ambulance?

[B]

Well, did you see a minute ago, it was almost like he relaxed them and then they. Like they shot.

[A]

Yeah, they shut. Like his eyes rolled in the back of his head. Yeah. Interesting.

[C]

You gave me free game and I was struggling and there it is. I would take it. I'd sign up twice. I'd put my email, my friend's email. And I'd make another email.

[B]

I had to sign up. Everybody I know.

[A]

I'd sign up. I'd sign my friend up, and I'd make up another email. He's telling you to spam him. Yeah. Hi, foot.

[C]

And put that email because it's such good information. With that being said, on a more serious note, let's jump into it, guys. I'm gonna introduce my girl right here. We're gonna get into it, episode six and seven. She's gonna be on a face value right here. I need to see her in the.

[A]

Video because she's not gonna Right here on either side. Right here. Two sides. One leg here, one leg here. But not this episode six and seven, which, by the way, doesn't exist. I looked and it's not there.

[C]

We're gonna get after it tonight. All right? So let's rock. So let's get into it, man. Discipline is your freedom in life. So ask me the first question, baby, please. Thank you.

[B]

What?

[A]

What? What happened? Hard cut, but hat turned forward. Eyes half closed. Yeah, some girl talking. What's going on?

[B]

I have no idea.

[A]

Wow, this is worse than an episode of the commercial break.

[D]

Does discipline in your body bleed into your dating life?

[A]

Okay, I'm sure that was a question sent in. I'm sure.

[C]

Go ahead, answer.

[A]

Go ahead, answer it. Go ahead, answer it. I'm gonna take a nap.

[D]

I feel like when you show discipline for yourself, that could only transpire into. I feel like any kind of relationship you have in your life, not just.

[A]

How does it transpire into a relationship? Now, I'm not really good with words either, but I'm sure, pretty sure you don't transpire into a relationship.

[D]

You know, with a significant other, because it just shows how determined you are.

[A]

He fell asleep. He fell asleep. Oh, my God.

[B]

Eyes are closed.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And he had her ask the question and answer it. And she's not in front of us. We can't see.

[A]

We can't see her yet. She's behind the camera. He's in front on his pleather couch falling asleep with a rug behind his head. For what reason? I don't know. And then the 200 bill. Couch cushions on there. Paulie, couch cushions. I'm gonna stop for just one second and be dead serious for a minute. Paulie, if you for some reason stumble across this video or Google alerts you that you've been tagged in a video or whatever it is, that you know the deal, buddy. If you've got a problem, get help for it. This doesn't seem normal. Either you have narcolepsy, like an actual serious problem, or there's some chemical that's making this happen. Because this seems like nodding out to me. Nodding out, like from opiate best based medications. I could be wrong. I might be a hundred percent off base, but I've seen this in my lifetime and it's very familiar to me. It's this. This behavior is very familiar to me.

[D]

And you know how to handle situations properly.

[A]

So therefore he just fell asleep. His head just nodded down.

[B]

Yeah, his head is literally falling down.

[A]

Oh, my Christ, have mercy.

[D]

That person takes you seriously for those reasons.

[B]

What is happening?

[A]

These guys. You have to watch this video. YouTube.com/the commercial break. This makes me concerned for Paulie. He just. His eyes just wouldn't close for the first part of this video. Snap. When the. When his girlfriend or whoever she is starts talking. And within one second of her starting to talk, his eyes rolled in the back of his head, they closed, and now his chin is on his chest.

[C]

Okay, okay. So there's two reasons why. So number one, why? Ask me the question again.

[A]

All right, there's two reasons. What were we talking about? Shut up. I didn't say it. God said it.

[D]

Does discipline in your body bleed into your dating.

[A]

It's falling asleep again.

[C]

She's talking about fitness business. Whatever. She says body, but I don't know if she's actually correlating to fitness. Why discipline in your body bleeds into your relationship is because the things that you do for yourself is what you'll do for her. Her things that you lead for yourself is how you're going to lead her. But more importantly, discipline creates freedom through the universal law. So any other.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Discipline creates law of the universe in the things that we would. And.

[B]

I mean, it's unbelievable.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And why you would put this out here, I'd think that that looks good.

[A]

Yeah. Who's editing this? I mean, are you. You're editing this? Listen, I can't. I cannot tell you with any certainty, with any confidence that I have never felt a little sleepy on the commercial. But I can guarantee I've never fully closed my eyes and gone to sleep. Never. There's been a few interviews. Okay. Sometimes when the other people are doing the talking. When other people are doing talking, Brian takes a cat nap. That's why I talk so much.

[C]

Reason other than the universal law rewards daily habits over and over again. And every time you set up a neural pathway and a chemical process of doing the same thing again. You become a better human. So if you stick to something for seven days, you're more likely to stick to it for 21. It takes 28 days to build a habit. At day 28 of working out now, eating better foods and creating a better.

[A]

Self, you're now Chrissy on day one. On day one, you on day.

[B]

What was the question again?

[A]

What was the question again? I'm sorry, I said. Who said it? God said it. I'm sorry. What happened? Shut up. You're on half contact.

[B]

He's doing some kind of like memorized script or something.

[A]

I don't know. This is stream of consciousness talking. It's just stream of consciousness talking. That's why it makes absolutely no sense. I can think of somebody else in our universe that we all pay attention to that also does this same kind of talking. Sounds like it's a script, but it's too stupid to be a script.

[C]

Better shape. Now you're doing social media leads every day. Now you're making more money. So in turn the discipline is going to create.

[A]

Wait, hold on. You're leading her, but then you're making social media scripts?

[B]

I don't know. I think this relates back to the original question of like discipline. Something to do with discipline. How does discipline with your body translate to discipline?

[A]

Take your body with you. Make a Facebook ad, you post it on instagram by day 21. You take trying to make sense of this and then you. What was the question?

[C]

The body was.

[A]

You answer it.

[B]

Yeah, that was so weird. You answer them. I know, I know.

[A]

It's because I'm gonna take a nap.

[C]

A woman. And then in turn, with the better woman that you have, you're gon make more money, more energy, create a better life for that woman. You're going to do better experiences and memories. You're going to show leadership. She's going to want to live her life the way you live your life because it's inspiring. And then just in general, outside of her following your lead, your universal laws are just going to reward you in a way that you're doing good for yourself. So good things are bound to happen to you. So now great things are going to happen. It's not about telling himself this.

[A]

We've only done like five or six of these videos, maybe even four of these videos, but this is some babbly ass. It's really bizarre. So bizarre. It's fascinating.

[B]

I know anything.

[C]

This is about the universal law, which is the, the unspoken word of God rewarding you with successful behaviors.

[A]

And then, then all the Morning you with successful. And then? And then. What's the next word? And then? And then. How do I pull it all together? Stick to landing, Paulie. Stick to landing.

[C]

Come better and money, life energy. Your body is gonna reward you the better woman. Next question, please.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He stuck the landing. Next question, please.

[D]

What are the three most.

[A]

He fell asleep again.

[B]

Well, now it makes it seem like he's. He's like thinking about. Yeah, he's napping and thinking.

[A]

Yeah, he's thinking about the tooth fairy. He's having sugar pl. Dancing in his head.

[D]

Beta behavior.

[A]

No, he's sleepers.

[D]

Men do daily that ruin their success. That faith.

[A]

They had to cut the video. I think probably because he fell asleep. He was literally. This time he leaned his head backwards and his eyes were fluttering so he was sleeping.

[D]

That behaviors is a man that it doesn't do more than what he is already doing to get further in life. He's comfortable where he's at. And that constantly has negative verbiage. And what?

[A]

What? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? Who wrote this? All right, let's go back to the beginning of this question. Hold on one second. All right, ready? Look at his eyes when you. When you fast forward.

[B]

Oh, that's so weird.

[A]

They're rolling in the back of his head. That's weird.

[B]

And his chest muscles like.

[A]

Yeah, twitching. Yeah, here it go. There. He nods out. Look at his eyes go right in the back of his head. Okay, let's watch.

[D]

Are the three most beta behaviors men do daily that ruin their success. That beta.

[A]

And then a cut. They. She wakes him up. It seems like a totally different time of day because now the light changes.

[B]

Yeah, the light is changed.

[D]

He just nodded out a man that it doesn't do more than what he is already doing to get further in life. He's comfortable where he's at and that constantly has negative verbiage and doesn't really ever try to be a positive. Kind of positive mind frame.

[B]

What?

[A]

Hold on one second. If you don't mind. I gotta ask Chad to do something for me here. Hey, Chat, can you write me a question to poly couch cushions. That is rambling and stream of consciousness. Question mark. Make it about fitness and women. Okay, I'm going to let. Oh, it's. I put poly couch cushions. Hey, Polly, like, do you ever think about fitness culture? I don't know, like the ending loop of stretchy pants doing lunges the other day. I swear your soul leaves for the dread of skin bikini season. And I wondered if you play with big Spandex to keep women in a constant state of glistening dissatisfaction. Like her name was Brooke. He did a good job. Good job. It did a good job. Sorry. Okay.

[C]

But you have two.

[A]

What? He's two. What did he say? You have two.

[B]

I don't really know what's going on and why he would air this.

[A]

I don't know. Well, because it's part 5 of my part 1 series. It's part 5 of my 1.

[B]

Sounds like evidence, something.

[A]

It's part 5 of my one part series.

[D]

Those are three different things.

[A]

Those are three different things. Oh, he's going to have trouble with this one.

[C]

The negative and the verbiage are different.

[D]

Negative, verb. And who's comfortable where he's at? Does it do more to get ahead?

[A]

No one wrote that. He's going to sleep again.

[B]

Yeah, it's very strange.

[A]

I. Listen, I find this fascinating. We will continue this. But I want to make a little asterisk here in this. In this episode so that it doesn't appear that I'm totally stepping on someone when they are obviously in need of help. Paulie, couch cushions. I don't. I don't know this guy, but poly couch cushions seems to be in the throes of some kind of opiate addiction or Xanax maybe. I don't know. You're taking Xanax?

[B]

Have I ever taken a Xanax? Yes.

[A]

Does it make you nod out?

[B]

Not like. No.

[A]

No, it doesn't. It doesn't. But it could make you like fall asleep.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But not like nod out like this. No.

[B]

Not when you're in front of a camera doing an interview.

[A]

Yeah. It's so weird that you're then broadcast on YouTube.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

3 Alpha. Things would be like, for instance, you know when we go out to dinner. Right. I tell you where we're going. I do the research. I would get the menu ready. Right. So you don't have to think about anything. I still let you, like, like kind of pick what you want, but not.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. I'm feeling really weird about watching this. It's very.

[A]

No, I'm going to continue to watch it, but I think it's instructive. I think that you should know out there in the audience that I'm not going to kick someone while they're down. This is. This guy is in some trouble. I think this is not normal behavior.

[B]

Yeah. His speech.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Eyes closing, the whole thing. I have no idea why he's doing this interview right now.

[A]

I have no idea why he let this go out on the.

[B]

Brian putting that up.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like I feel like I want to, like, touch base with him and be like, hey, man, you know, we're having some fun with your stuff, but I noticed some things and I'm just sharing with you. But then, you know, he's probably the he. I don't know. Who knows?

[C]

Do you like that when we go out, I pick the place, the time, what you're eating everything A to Z.

[D]

I definitely do like that. You plan everything all the way from the place we're going, what time, where we're going to be sitting. He's drinking, we'll be eating.

[A]

He's drinking some water. He's trying to get freshened up here.

[D]

Sitting there and enjoy ourselves. More talking.

[A]

And I woke him up a little bit.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The three things that.

[B]

All right now.

[A]

Okay, now he changed again.

[C]

Representative.

[A]

Now he changed his hats backwards. He's sitting up a little bit.

[C]

Need a male doing what he wants, opposed to what he must do. Doing what he wants to do, opposed to what he's supposed to do.

[A]

Going to drink with the.

[C]

Their friends instead of go to bed.

[B]

I mean, it could be really tired because of all the working out.

[A]

You're right. You're right. I. We. We have to accept that we don't know Paulie and this. There could be a myriad of things. But here's what I'm going to do.

[B]

You just ate a big spaghetti and meatballs meal.

[A]

Hey, listen. Been there, done that. Yes. You. I do, I do. I refuse to eat a meal.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Here. Before we go on air. Because I do get that sensation that I want to, like, get sleepy, want to fall asleep. Sleep.

[B]

But I'm able in the gym hard. He's got to come home and eat. Eat up, you know, for the protein, the carbs, all that stuff. And then he's trying to do these videos.

[A]

Yeah. But then again, we may just be like a lot of people in his life making excuses for behavior that is so obvious. So this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna let this run. I'm gonna let it air. But I'm gonna put a pin in poly couch cushions from. For now. We're gonna take a break and then we'll come back, we'll talk about some other stuff because I actually. You know, addiction is terrible, and a lot of people will go through it in their lives. I'm sure there are people that are. I know there are people that are listening right now who have been through It. I have done a lot, a lot of drugs in my life. And I know that at some point I was in some stage of addiction while I didn't end up in jail or dead, some people do, and I don't want to kick someone while they're down. Why he let this go out, I'm not sure. It's certainly fair game. But at the same time, it is so obvious to me just looking at this. This reminds me of so many people I've known who've had problems with opiates. This is how they behave. They fall out in the middle of a conversation and he's falling out in the middle of a conversation. They're cutting the camera angles. Hours later and he's still falling out. So poly couch cushions. We'll find another video that's a little bit more. Less obvious. I don't know. Let's. Let's think about it.

[B]

It's a little bit funnier. I can't even understand half of what, what either one of them are saying, honestly.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. I mean, and we don't know, maybe there's something going on between the two of them. Maybe this is. Maybe we're getting like a bird's eye look into people that are in throws of addiction together. I can't imagine that she doesn't understand what's going on because she cut the video and so.

[B]

Or he did, or somebody did. I don't know what's happening.

[A]

I don't know. Anyway, sometimes it starts funny and it ends not so funny. But yeah, if you need help, there's lots of resources out there. If you two are going through the throes of addiction, there's lots of resources out there and I hope that you get the help that you need. 212-4333. TCB. If you want to talk to somebody about it. All right, we'll. We'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have some very heavy thinking to do before 10 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

Hi, cats and kittens. Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to speak endlessly into the void like Brian? Well, I've got just the place for you to do that. 212-4333. TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Feel free to call and yell all you want. Tell Brian I need a raise. Compliment Chrissy's innate ability to put up with all his shenanigans or tell us a little story.

[D]

The juicier the better.

[A]

By the way, we love to hear your voice because Lord knows we're done listening to ourselves. Also, give us a follow on your favorite social media hecommercial break on Insta.

[D]

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[A]

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[D]

No, seriously.

[A]

Axl needs food. Today is pork chop day. Yeah. Wow. I. I don't know what to say about that. I. I just think that's, like, shocking to. To actually watch, knowing that someone put it out on YouTube. Like, it's one thing to see it at your friend's house when you know they're dealing with something and, you know, you kind of understand what's going on. It's another thing to watch it actually happen. This reminds me, you know Fish, the band Fish. Right. By the way, grateful dead celebrated 50 years of grateful dead. I think 60. 60 years of grateful Dead. And it was John Mayer, Trey Anastasia, and Billy Strings. Billy Strings. And the remaining members of the Dead and whoever's traveling with the Dead currently did three nights. Wherever. Somewhere in San Francisco. They did three nights.

[B]

There's a Golden Gate Park.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay. I watched some of the John Mayer and Trey Anastasio trade licks, and that is the combination that. That I didn't know I needed. That was awesome.

[B]

It's really good.

[A]

Those two very talented guitar players just trading licks. And then poor Bob Weir in there just trying to keep.

[B]

Yeah. Trying to hold on. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, listen, Bob's 80 something.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

I think so. Yeah. Looks every bit of 80 something. And I. God bless him. Play till the play until you fall out, Bob, for sure. You've earned it. But you could tell, you know, he's. He's getting up there in Asia, as we all are. But Trey Anastasia, when Fish was as hot as Fish had ever been, you know, Fish was a scene. Is a scene. Was a scene for a long time. And the people who like Fish, I think, largely grew up with Fish, like. Like I did, they kind of came onto the scene. They started traveling around, touring. Like, the Dead did not have a lot of radio hits, but people were passing along their CDs and their tapes and going to live shows because it was a whole event. And that event, those events, those. Those Fish shows, I Know, because I was at some of them at times, were not always, like the best energy in the world. Right. There was a lot of drugs, like, a lot of drugs going around. I guess it was what you made of it. But I would just notice that sometimes the Fish lot scene or the fish scene would be very heavy. There was a lot of people doing a lot of heavy drugs. And I think that the band themselves fell victim to this, as more specifically, Trey did. And he became very addicted to opiates, heroin. And there's actually a very famous video of the last show that Fish played before they broke up in 2003, I think it was. The story goes that Paige McConnell, who plays keyboards for Fish, about three months before they broke up, up, went to Trey one day, knowing that Trey was dealing with a severe opiate addiction, and said to him, I have always trusted, since the day that this band started, that you would lead us where we needed to go on stage. And I don't trust that anymore. And Trey at that moment decided, I don't know what I'm going to do, but I got to do something. And so they decided they were going to take a hiatus, break up. That's what they did. They broke up. That's how they positioned it at the time they would break up. The last concert, obviously being an emotional thing for everyone. There is a famous video where Trey appears, appears to snort heroin on stage in the middle of a song. And it seems. That's what it seems like to me. That's what a lot of people who were there say that happened. I don't know. Who knows? I don't think it's ever been verified by Trey. But, you know, it's very obvious that Trey at times is nodding out while he's on stage. Yeah, during those last couple of years. And then about a year later, he was busted with like, like, you know, a thousand OxyContin driving up in Rhode island or wherever he lives. And that caused him to go to an interdiction program that where he got help. And then he went on some medication that allowed him to stay clean while not suffering the worst of the addictions. Rush Limbaugh went through the exact same thing. As a matter of fact, Rush claimed that his. Some of his hearing loss was due to his severe opiate addiction.

[B]

Well, I mean, God having. There's been enough documentaries and things at this point to. I feel like I've watched them all. Yes, it's a huge epidemic.

[A]

It was a huge epidemic.

[B]

And then people would turn when you couldn't get the, you know, you couldn't get the actual pharmaceuticals and you turned.

[A]

To heroin, you returned to heroin. And now you turn to fentanyl, a much cheaper, much more potent version of this. And now there's a version called Tranq, which is like a horse tranquilizer mixed with fentanyl that's going around up in the Northeast. And I mean everywhere, but the Northeast are a whole YouTube, I mean, Instagram channel.

[B]

I saw people when we went to.

[A]

Seattle, people that were just like zombies, like, hanging like. You couldn't believe they're standing up.

[B]

No.

[A]

And you can't believe they're standing up, but they're standing up. Their legs are frozen, but their body is folded in half. It's just a terrible, terrible thing. And I know people personally in my own life who got a broken shoulder, a surgery, a thing that happened to them. And it started a long, twisting, winding road into opiate addiction. It's very serious, it's very powerful, and it. It feels good. And that's why people like opiates is because it's euphoric at times and it can make you forget about things. And not to mention it takes away pain. So it's one of the few things that effectively takes away pain that we have found as human beings is opiate based, morphine based drugs. And so, you know, politicians, musicians, friends, family, everybody, it seems like, knows somebody who has been affected by this.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And so while I think Paulie is very funny in a way, you know, where he's kind of a duh, I also don't. I also don't want to kick a guy while he's down, if that, in fact is what's happening. And I hope that he gets the help that he needs. I really do.

[B]

We'll keep an eye on things. We'll keep an eye on his channel.

[A]

Yeah, I'll. I'll take a look at this video. Just dropped a couple days ago. So we'll. We'll check up with him in a couple of weeks and, you know, know, hopefully Frankie will drop something in between, keep us thirsty, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

I know. I do miss Frankie. He never fell asleep, I'll tell you that.

[A]

No, that guy never fell asleep.

[B]

His body's a temple.

[A]

Yeah, his body is a temple. I know he drinks because we've seen.

[B]

Him with some boozy until recently with the Bolognese or whatever he was.

[A]

Oh, my God, he was hammered during that. But okay, one out of 30 videos where you're a little tipsy, talking about Your mom's goombayaba, whatever it is he was talking about. Yes. That he holds the secret many generations of, you know, goomba. Okay. Frankie and I do love Frankie, but I don't want to see.

[B]

This is just bizarre.

[A]

It's bizarre. It's weird. It's weird, weird, weird.

[B]

Why you would think that that looks.

[A]

Good to put out how you look at that. You have to look at at least a little bit of it before you put it out. Somebody had to have edited it. And I don't imagine he's got a big team behind him. There's like 300 people that subscribe to his channel.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I don't imagine there's a team. How you look at that and go, yeah, that's thing I want to put out there in the world as a coach, as a team. Poly coach or whatever. Poly couch cushions. Your poly couch cushions. Some videos are super energetic. This is the exact opposite of that. Yeah. I just can't believe he put it out. Anyway. Okay, there you go. Shop tcb podcast.com that shop tcb podcast.com is available right now for your taking. Go ahead, get in there. Dig around. Round the three or four items we have 5. 5. It's limited because that's the way that the first one. That's the way the first one is going to work.

[B]

Six, I guess with the hat.

[D]

The hat.

[A]

Piggy fronting, commercial break. Hoodie, sweater.

[B]

Okay. Five.

[A]

Okay, there's five things. Six with the sticker. But you get the sticker for free when you buy something. So go ahead, dig around, have some fun. Get in there.

[D]

There.

[A]

Enjoy the merch. It'll be, you know, they'll send it out soon as they can. And we appreciate any support that you give us. And we love you. What else to say? You're the best audience in the world. You're the best audience in the world. At least those we've interacted with. Yes, you're the best audience in the world.

[B]

We appreciate you.

[A]

There's only three of you. But that's why we. That's how. That's how we can confidently say you're the best audience in the world. And thank you for all of the support and love over the years. And this is just another thing we're trying. We'll see.

[B]

Signing off.

[A]

We're signing off. Yeah, we're signing off on this item. And we'll never be back. Buy our merch and then we'll be. Our last episode is today. Buy our merch now. Because in five seconds we're going to be gone. We'll be at the villages. Next time you hear from us. No, no. I think we have a lot more episodes to go. How many?

[B]

We are going to do the live thing on Friday.

[A]

Friday, yes, that's right. As we speak right now. Okay, so if you're hearing this in the morning time on Friday, check out our Instagram channel. Check out Instagram page and you'll have more information about what channels you can watch the rally LA live with Chrissy and I. It's going to be a lot of fun. We're super excited and we're putting out this episode. Look at that. You get all kind of stuff. And we're putting out an episode tomorrow and on Sunday. Y so you're gonna have two more days of hearing us talk about our merch. I don't know what you're going to hear more. Me Go Shamalama Ding dong or shop tcb podcast. Shop tcb podcast.com rally la live. Can't wait. Tcb minus our very first. I'm excited about this actually.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Obviously we're not doing it right now. We're recording a day before, but you get it. Whatever. Who cares? You can also go to the website tcbpodcast.com there we have links and pictures and all that to the merch. So go to tcbpodcast.com or shop tcbpodcast.com either of those places to grab the merch. Add the commercial break on Instagram. Please do follow us. As so many of you have recently. We appreciate it. That's. That's a good thing. We made it up above 10,000 thousand so much sooner than I ever imagined we would. I said if we got to 7, 500 by the end of the year, we're, we're hitting that pace. We're well above that face. Love it. I love it. And by default, then my Instagram gets people that I like. They follow commercial break and then they follow me. And that's cool. I don't post much, but that's cool.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

YouTube.com the commercial break for all the video videos the same day they air here on the audio. The entire library of video is right there on our YouTube channel. Also, I believe we'll be doing the rally la from YouTube also we'll be streaming it on YouTube, so check that out. Go subscribe. You'll get notified when we go on air live. 212-433-3TCB 212-433-3822 questions? Comments? Concerns? Content? Ideas? We do take them all right there. We'd love to hear from you. You can also give us a call if you leave us a message. We might play your voice on the next episode of the commercial break. So hit us up 212-4333. TCB. And what else? I think I said it all. And. And I'm not gonna hit the post, as they say. I just won't hit the post. But that's okay. Chrissy, what was the question? Question? I don't know what the question was. 21 day. Day 21. God, successful career women. I didn't say a God said it. Shut up. All right, shop TCPodcast.com. check us out while we do the rally. We love you so much. Thank you for all the support over the years. Okay, I'll just keep on saying the same thing until it's over. All right, Chris, that's all I can do for today.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

I will tell you that I love you. I will say best you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say we do say and we must say goodbye.