Brian Green (4:10)
Soon as I said, I know, as soon as I'm thinking that, you know, I knew that there was a small possibility that some damage could be done to my car. But what I didn't realize was the animal that was going to cause that particular damage to my car, what they were going to do. So at the time, back in 1922 or whatever it was satellite radios that were not installed in your car when you bought it means that you had to buy the satellite radio. You had to install it into your car. And then you had to have a little antenna that looked like a magnet. A small, round, black magnet that got stuck to the top of the car. And if you got it done professionally, they would wire it. Such as. You didn't have wires hanging all over the place. You just had one tiny little wire that was on the driver's side on the top of your car. And then there would be this little black round thing on the top. And that would be your satellite radio receiver. The way that the satellite would actually send the programming to your car. So I had Sirius satellite installed in the. In this car and that had that little black receiver. So we're driving and we get in. It's very long, you know, especially if it's crowded, people go very slow. You can try and go around them, but you know, it's. It's usually just like a one lane around them. I tried the dirt ball. Dirt blowing behind you. It's just dirt. There's no grass left anywhere because the animals have eaten it. It's just like a. It's like a m. Sahara is what it looks like in the middle of Georgia. Right. Big rolly mountains, nasty pools of water everywhere just with like all kind of in it. I mean, it's not the most pleasant place in the world, but it's fun to interact with the animals. So we buy a couple of these big barrels of food and we're out there and we're giving it to the bison and the cows and the, you know, woolly man, whatever the. They have at llamas and the, the ostriches that will attack you for the food. You know, it's like some of the animals get really aggressive, but we managed to get through most of it without any damage to the car. A lot of slobber everywhere, but not damage to the car. So I was, I was thinking to myself, great, this is the right choice. Winning myself. Winning indeed. And I have this little tiny Honda Accord is very low to the ground, right. And so the animals are kind of like having to bend over, put their heads all the way in the car to get the food. So imagine like a bison head, like a full grown male bison's head. Just stick. Like I'm in the driver's side and that thing would just stick its head right into the middle of the car with just like flying everywhere. Yeah. And you can't exactly push them out of the car because they're huge animals. They're not gonna, they're not getting out until they're Ready to get out. Right. So. And when they start to get out, that's your time to drive away. So the one thing that we were all that her and I were really looking forward to was the giraffe exhibit. Because occasionally giraffes, they were known for their giraffes. They'd have, like 10 giraffes, including a couple of babies that were taken from wherever. It was like a rescue place. So they were taken from wherever. And if you could catch them on a good day, the giraffes would be out there and they would grab food from you. But not always, because giraffes are shy and they stay in the corner or whatever. The giraffes were out, and we were driving around a corner, we could see that the giraffes were out. So I got really excited. I'm like, this is fantastic, you know, but everybody's just stopped trying to get the direct here. Giraffe, giraffe, you know, throwing food out and, you know, Mr. Giraffe, come this way. Well, giraffes don't listen to you. They're not dogs. They're not coming to you. Right. So the giraffes are standing near the driving lane, but they're not actually taking food from anybody. So I pull over and I park next to this tree. And I'm just watching this all go down because I'm like, well, they're not really eating for anybody. Let's just enjoy the an. Let's just watch and we'll enjoy until one of the larger giraffes starts heading in my direction, kind of eating leaves as it goes along. And then the giraffe all of a sudden is really close to the car. But you. I can't see it because I'm at, like, its toe level. And this Honda Accord, I'm looking at its knees. And so I don't want to stick my head out because I just don't want to interact with any other animals. Like the ostrich that's been following me for two months. That is a deadly animal. Like, those things, they will peck you to death, right? Yeah. So I'm just kind of got my window rolled down. I'm just enjoying the fact that this giraffe, these giraffe feet are, I don't know, let's call it 20, 10, 20ft from me. And then all of a sudden, the giraffe head comes right down to my level, and she. I'm assuming, because I didn't see a penis. Sticks her head into the side of the car. I have pictures of this. Sticks her head into the car with the tongue. That is about two and a half.
