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The Cowboy Cantos - Cowboy Poetry & Stories
Hosted by Jason Curtman · EN
Cowboy Cantos is a podcast of poetry and stories rooted in faith, frontier wisdom, and the spirit of the American West. Hosted by Jason Curtman, a lifelong radio man and lover of cowboy lore, each episode invites you to saddle up and listen close.
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The Brave Cowdog
4d ago00:02:24Tap to summarizeWhat happens when the toughest dog on the ranch has one fear he just can’t shake?In this lighthearted Cowboy Cantos original, Jason Curtman shares the story of a hardworking cowdog who’ll push cattle through mesquite, stand up to stubborn longhorns, and even bluff a hungry coyote. But when the Arizona sun slips below the horizon, his fearless reputation begins to unravel.Written in the spirit of Baxter Black, this humorous cowboy poem reminds us that even the bravest among us have a weakness or two. Sometimes the biggest surprise isn’t what we’re afraid of... it’s discovering that we’re not alone.So saddle up, settle in, and enjoy another tale from the cowboy way of life.Cowboy Cantos is a Liberty Heritage Radio production. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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The Biscuits Nobody Was Supposed To Like
2w ago00:03:02Tap to summarizeWhat happens when a proud old trail cook runs out of time and reaches for a can of store-bought biscuits?He expects groans, complaints, and maybe a little good-natured ribbing from the cowboys around the campfire. Instead, he gets something far worse...Compliments.In this lighthearted Cowboy Canto, Jason Curtman shares the tale of a chuckwagon cook whose greatest embarrassment wasn’t that he took a shortcut—it was discovering everyone liked it.Filled with cowboy humor, campfire charm, and a lesson that reaches far beyond the trail, The Biscuits Nobody Was Supposed To Like reminds us that sometimes our greatest struggle isn’t taking the shortcut. It’s accepting that the shortcut accomplished exactly what needed to be done.Moral: Sometimes we take shortcuts because time demands it, and we’re surprised by how well others receive the work. The hardest part isn’t taking the shortcut... it’s accepting that sometimes the shortcut works just fine.Cowboy Cantos is a Liberty Heritage Radio production, where every poem carries a smile, a story, and a little wisdom from the Old West. For more Cowboy poetry and stories, visit CowboyCantos.com and LibertyHeritageRadio.com. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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The Outlaw In The Kitchen
3w ago00:02:54Tap to summarizeEvery cowboy likes to believe he can solve just about any problem. So when my favorite pair of Wranglers started getting tighter, I was certain I’d found the culprit: the washing machine.Armed with confidence and a whole lot of bad detective work, I blamed the washer for shrinking every shirt and pair of britches I owned. But my wife had a different theory, and it pointed straight toward the refrigerator.Join me for another lighthearted Cowboy Cantos adventure filled with country humor, cowboy pride, and a gentle reminder that before we blame something else for our troubles, we ought to make sure we’re not overlooking the real cause.Sometimes the biggest outlaw isn’t the one we suspect... it’s the one waiting in the kitchen. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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Polished Boots For A Polished Man
4w ago00:03:42Tap to summarizeCan a simple lesson in shining a pair of Sunday boots change a young man’s life?In this original Cowboy Cantos poem, an old cowboy named Hank notices a young hand preparing for church with a pair of dusty boots and a hopeful heart. As they work together to bring a shine back to well-worn leather, Hank shares a lesson that reaches far beyond polish and appearance.What begins as practical advice becomes a timeless reminder that humility, honesty, respect, and good character are the qualities that truly leave a lasting impression.Join Jason Curtman for another Cowboy Cantos, where the wisdom of the American West is passed from one generation to the next, one story at a time. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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Hearken, Noble Herd!
Jul 1300:03:30Tap to summarizeWhat happens when a classically trained Shakespearean actor trades the stage for the saddle?In this lighthearted Cowboy Cantos tale, Montgomery “Monty” Pike heads west in search of honest work while waiting for his big break on the stage. The ranch crew quickly discovers that Monty doesn’t speak like any cowboy they’ve ever met. Every greeting sounds like a royal proclamation, every branding becomes a dramatic performance, and every attempt to move cattle is delivered in the language of Shakespeare.The only problem?The cows aren’t impressed.Join Jason Curtman for another original Cowboy Cantos story filled with ranch humor, memorable characters, and a timeless lesson from the American West.Today’s Moral:There’s a time to perform... and a time to get the job done. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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Adaptin' To The Horse
Jul 600:03:48Tap to summarizeIn This Episode Of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares the humorous tale of Old Buck, a cowboy whose horse has a habit of disappearing whenever the opportunity arises. After years of searching fence lines, creek beds, and neighboring ranches, Buck reluctantly embraces a little modern technology in the form of a GPS tracker, only to discover that while you may never change a horse’s nature, you can certainly change your own approach.Filled with laughter, western charm, and a timeless life lesson, Adaptin’ To The Horse reminds us that wisdom often comes not from changing others, but from learning how to better understand and adapt to them. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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Jason's Five-Minute Burger
Jun 2900:04:05Tap to summarizeEvery cowboy has a story about the one that got away. This one happens to come with a side of fries.In today’s Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a humorous tale of determination, trial and error, and one unexpected discovery that changed hamburger night forever. Along the way you’ll meet cast-iron skillets, old-fashioned diners, plenty of cowboy wisdom, and discover why sometimes the simplest ideas turn out to be the best ones.Whether you’re a backyard grill master, a camp cook, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh and an even better story, this lighthearted poem serves up a generous helping of both.So pull up a chair, settle in, and enjoy Jason’s Five-Minute Burger... a cowboy tale proving that sometimes the greatest discoveries happen right in your own kitchen.On a side note - This method really does work. My own mother-in-law tried it and she agrees. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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An Ode to the Garden Hose
Jun 2200:03:20Tap to summarizeIn this nostalgic and humorous Cowboy Canto, Jason Curtman tips his hat to one of the simplest pleasures of growing up in the country: drinking cold water from a garden hose on a hot summer day.While today’s world offers bottled water from glaciers, mountain springs, and exotic destinations, many of us remember a time when the finest drink on earth came from a green garden hose stretched across the backyard. Waiting for the warm water to pass through, standing barefoot in the grass, and taking that first cold sip is a memory shared by generations of Americans.Through lighthearted storytelling and cowboy humor, Jason reflects on childhood summers, country living, and the simple experiences that often become our most treasured memories.Join us for a smile, a laugh, and a trip back to a simpler time.In This Episode* Memories of growing up in the country* The universal experience of drinking from a garden hose* Cowboy humor and nostalgia* Reflections on simpler times and childhood summers* Appreciating life’s small pleasuresWebsitesCowboy Cantos: cowboycantos.comLiberty Heritage Radio: libertyheritageradio.comAbout Cowboy CantosCowboy Cantos is a collection of humorous, heartwarming, and thought-provoking cowboy poems and stories hosted by Jason Curtman. Inspired by the traditions of the American West, each episode celebrates rural life, timeless values, and the memories that connect us all.About Liberty Heritage RadioLiberty Heritage Radio is where values are louder than noise, featuring news, commentary, music, storytelling, and programs celebrating America’s heritage and culture. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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The Mahjong Cowboy
Jun 1500:05:00Tap to summarizeA fractured kneecap put me on the sidelines and forced me to slow down for the first time in a long while. What followed was an unexpected journey that took me far from the trails I was used to traveling and into a world I never thought I’d explore.In this episode of Cowboy Cantos, I share a lighthearted tale about setbacks, surprises, and the strange places life can lead when our plans are suddenly changed.Sometimes the trail you didn’t choose turns out to be worth the ride. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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The Guilt of Thor
Jun 100:03:13Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Cowboy Cantos, Jason Curtman shares a humorous and heartfelt country story inspired by a real visit to his Uncle Lewis Wall’s farm outside Iberia, Missouri.What began as an ordinary afternoon stop quickly turned into a front-porch mystery involving a pile of turkey feathers, a nearby turkey farm, and one very suspicious shaggy black dog named Thor.With Uncle Lewis Wall calmly overseeing the situation from his porch swing, it only took a single feather to uncover the truth… and Thor’s reaction said far more than words ever could.This story did indeed happen, and like many good country memories, it has lived on for years through laughter, storytelling, and family recollections.Blending rural humor, vivid storytelling, and the kind of honest moments only found in the country, this Cowboy Cantos tale captures the charm of old farms, gravel roads, and unforgettable personalities.Sometimes the loudest confession comes without a single bark.And friends, before I ride on out of here…My Uncle Lewis Wall was the one who really seeded the interest in poetry for me. I don’t think he’d ever heard the term “cowboy poet,” and truthfully, I don’t think he would’ve considered himself one anyway… mostly on account of where he lived. He probably would’ve been closer to what folks might call a hillbilly poet in that sense.We used to sit there in his living room at the old farm outside Iberia, swapping country stories and poetry back and forth for hours at a time.And I’ll tell you honestly…I sure do miss him.Until next time, remember to cinch your saddle tight and ride clean. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cowboycantos.substack.com
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