
Monday, May 18th, 2026 Today, a former judge weighs in on Trump's $1.7B slush fund for January 6th rioters in a court filing; the Senate parliamentarian has stripped the $1B ballroom provision from Republican’s budget reconciliation bill; Colorado Governor Jared Polis has commuted the sentence of voter data thief Tina Peters; the Federal Aviation Administration is going to sharply cut the number of air traffic controllers; a Texas hospital will create a detransition clinic as part of a settlement with AG Ken Paxton; Senator Bill Cassidy lost his primary as Democrat Jamie Davis advances in Louisiana; and Allison Delivers your Good News.
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Hello and welcome to the Daily beans for Monday, May 18, 2026. Today, a former judge weighs in on Trump's $1.7 billion slush fund for January 6 rioters. In a court filing, the Senate parliamentarian has stripped the $1 billion ballroom provision from Republicans budget reconciliation bill. Colorado Governor Jared Polis has comm sentence of voter data thief Tina Peters. The Federal Aviation Administration is going to sharply cut the number of air traffic controllers. A Texas hospital will create a detransition clinic as part of a settlement with Attorney General Ken Paxton. And Senator Bill Cassidy has lost his primary in Louisiana. I'm your host, Allison Gill. Hey, everybody. Happy Monday. Dana's out today. She's going to be back tomorrow. She's traveling, so she sends her love. Thank you for hanging in with me solo. Also, check out the latest episode of the Breakdown. I recorded it this weekend. It aired on the Midas Touch Network Sunday at noon. You can find it@muellersharerote.com or on the Midas Touch Network. We're also, I think, going to drop the audio into the beans feed here. I think we do that every Monday so you can hear the audio. But the video is pretty compelling. It's got a lot of clips and visuals from this actual brief filed by John Gleason, former federal judge, and several others in an amicus brief talking about whether the court has jurisdiction or not to even hear the case where Trump sued himself, sued his own IRS for $10 billion, and is about to settle for $1.7 billion that he gets to just dole out to his friends like January 6th insurrectionists, Oath Keepers, Rudy Giuliani, Kenneth Chesbrough, Boris Epstein, Sidney Powell, Jeffrey Clark, John Eastman, I mean, you name it. Every bad guy that he's co conspired with is going to be getting is they're be made millionaires from this slush fund. So again, we have an amicus brief from a judge who opposes that same guy, by the way, who filed an amicus brief opposing the dismissal of Michael Flynn's case and a couple of other ones as well. So anyway, check out the breakdown. And also Kash Patel is in more hot water. He's aside from polygraphing people when he's got bourbon bottles missing and all of his alleged drinking to the point of intoxication stories and all of that, there's more going on and we go over that Andy McCabe and I on the latest episode of Unjustified, which is out now as well. All right, everybody, we have tons of news to get to. Let's hit the hot notes. Hot notes. All right. First up from the Times, Tina fucking Peters, perhaps the most prominent 2020 election denier who remains behind bars, is set to go free after Governor Jared Polis of Colorado, a Democrat, commuted her sentence on Friday. This remarkable development cuts short the roughly nine year, well earned prison sentence that Ms. Peters, a former county clerk in Mesa County, Colorado, was given after being convicted in 2024 for her role in a brazen plot to examine voting machines under her control in the 2020 election. Ms. Peters had tried to prove that the machines had been used to rig the election against Trump by stealing voter data and giving it to the pillow man, Mike Lindell. In an interview at the Colorado State Capitol, the governor said his commutation was not an attempt to placate Donald Trump, who has leveled a barrage of funding cuts and policy attacks at Colorado in a hostile effort to free Ms. Peters. Instead, the governor said he believes Ms. Peters, a nonviolent first time offender, has received too harsh a sentence because of her embrace of conspiracy theories about Trump's 2020 election loss. In weekend show interviews, Polis said he freed her because she was just expressing her First Amendment protected ideas, but that is not why she was put in prison. She stole voter data and gave it to Mike Lindell. Now the blowback on this decision is coming from both sides, colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser said. It's mind boggling and wrong as a matter of basic justice. Colorado Secretary of State Jenna Griswold, who's been on the Daily Beans before, said that this is an affront to democracy, the people of colorad and election officials across the country. Mesa County DA Dan Rubenstein, who prosecuted Peters, said this was a misguided and misunderstood decision that undermined accountability and eroded confidence in the integrity of the system. Matt Crane, a Republican for the Colorado Election Clerks association, says he's furious, disgusted and deeply disappointed by the reckless and dangerous message this sends. And by the way, that Mesa County DA is also Republican, who said that this undermines accountability? It's misguided and misunderstood. Just unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable decision. If he was being pressured by Trump, if he was being extorted by Donald Trump, he should come out and say that. He should come out and say so. And not after he's out of office or term limited out or decides to not run again and spend time with his family like Senator Cassidy is now warning people about Trump now that he's lost his primary election. We'll talk about that in a minute. It just reminds me of that scene in Death Becomes her when she's like, now a warning. God, grow a spine before you retire. Jesus fucking Cri. All right. Sorry. Anyway, I know Trump is threatening to withhold stuff from Colorado. He's been vocal about it and that had to have something to do with it. But like, speak up, man. All right, next up from Reuters, how should we fix the issue of overworked air traffic controllers? They're stretched to the breaking point, working 60 hour weeks, 12 hour shifts, hardly getting a break, worked to the bone till they're bone tired. How should we fix that problem? Well, apparently the Federal Aviation Administration said Friday it's going to sharply reduce the number of air traffic control staffing as it vowed to modernize scheduling and increase the time employees spend managing traffic. The FAA says its new target is 12,500 certified controllers, down from 14,600. A National Academies of Sciences report last year said overtime costs for air traffic controllers have jumped by more than 300% since 2013 to over $200 million, citing a misallocated workforce and inefficient scheduling. Really? Is it misallocated and inefficient or are there not enough air traffic control controllers? Could it be because Ronald Reagan fired them all at the same time because they did a strike back in the 80s and all of the ones that they hired to replace them are all retiring now and we have a shortage? Could it be that? But this report said the time controllers spend on position managing air traffic has declined despite a 4% increase in traffic. It added it could increase time on position from around four hours per shift to more than five hours increased time. The FAA says deploying modern staffing models and scheduling tools will improve controller staffing efficiency. And reduce the need for excessive overtime. Tell you what, if it's really a scheduling issue, how about you implement that first, then assess to see if staffing levels are meeting requirements. Then if you're overstaffed, then you can move them off the air traffic Controlling Just a thought. The FAA says as of April, 11,000 certified controllers are deployed across more than 300 FAA air traffic facilities, with an additional 4,000 controllers in the training pipeline, including 1,000 who were previously a fully certified controller but are now training on new air traffic control facilities. The FAA says it will modernize scheduling and workforce management systems to improve efficiency. The FAA air traffic control workforce in 2024 logged 2.2 million hours of overtime, again $200 million. Annual overtime is up 308% or 126 hours per year since 2013 to 167 hours on average now. From 2013 to 2023, the FAA hired only 2/3 of the air traffic controllers called for by its staffing models and staffing fell by 13%, adding the agency has also been unable to implement a robust shift scheduling software package that it acquired in 2012. They've been unable to implement it. That may be making the issue worse. Controllers in many locations must often work six day work weeks in mandatory overtime. FAA administrator Brian Bedford said in December the Faa lost about four or 500 trainees that withdrew from training during a government shutdown last year. Sure, it's the government shutdown. Oh my God. All right. Boy, oh boy, I feel safe. And all of our money, by the way, all that money that's being saved is going to pay for Sean Duffy's road rules too as he takes the great American road trip that nobody can fucking afford right now. What an asshole. All right, next up from Houston Public Media, this makes my blood boil. Texas Children's Hospital will develop a detransition clinic and fire five physicians as part of a unique settlement with the State of Texas. That's according to the Office of the Texas Attorney General. Such a clinic would be the first of its kind because it's medically unsound and dangerous and will do harm, which is against the Hippocratic Oath. But I digress. First of its kind. That's what the Attorney General's office said it would focus on providing medical care to patients who had undergone gender affirming health care and work toward reversing the effects of that life saving health care. The Houston based hospital system is also required to pay $10 million for billing Texas Medicaid for prior gender transition treatments along with firing and permanently cutting ties with five doctors who perform treatments. Gotta get rid of the doctors who take the oath to do no harm if you want to start doing harm. I guess Texas Children's didn't provide specific information regarding the development of the detransition clinic, including when it might be in operation and what it might entail. I hope they fucking do everything to stop it from happening and slow that shit down. Death by a thousand paper guts. Grind the gears to a halt until we get a new president in office or we get to new leadership in Texas for God's sake. Now Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican who's running for Senate against John Cornyn, neither of whom have been endorsed by Trump yet, had announced the investigation into Texas Children's, the largest children's hospital in the United states. Back in 2023, just as the state legislature was passing a law that banned gender affirming health care for minors, the Texas Supreme Court upheld that law in 2024. Now Paxson stated his office secured the settlement in coordination with the U.S. department of Justice. Texas Children's will also agree not to provide gender affirming care to minors, implement ethics measures and amend its bylaws to trigger automatic relinquishment of privileges for any physician who violates Texas prohibition on medical interventions. To quote transition kids. All this from the AJ's office. What a pile of shit. An absolute piece of shit. People are going to die because of this. All right, next up from NBC, Senator Bill Cassidy, as I mentioned earlier, who voted to convict Trump on impeachment charges in 2021, has lost his Republican primary in Louisiana as two challengers aligned with Trump advance to a runoff. Rep. Julia Letlow, who had Trump's endorsement in the race, will face State Treasurer John fleming in a June 27 primary runoff. Now Cassidy's loss further cements Trump's grip on the GOP as the president looks to exact revenge against Republicans who have crossed him in the past. I take a little bit of a different view on this. Rather than cementing Trump's grip on the gop, I think it shows overall that the GOP is crumbling and I'll tell you why in a second. The story goes on to say it also means yet another Republican who voted to convict Trump during his 2021 impeachment will not be returning to Congress next year. Letlo was leading the primary field, winning 45% of the vote to Fleming's 28. Cassidy only got 25. He came in third. And since Letlow fell short of winning a majority of the primary vote, they had to. A runoff, an expensive runoff. This is what Trump does to these elections. Sure, Letlo got 45% of the vote, but Cassidy and Fleming combined got 53% of the vote. So Trump's candidate, well, I guess the other one is not so much endorsed by Trump, but Trump's endorsed Canada. Actually got fewer votes than the others. If you combine them. And you know that the fact that they have to go to an expensive runoff, that's a problem for the Republicans. They don't like that Trump is ruining their ability to win these elections outright because he's polling so low. And the other thing here, no elected Republican senator has lost a primary since 2012. Yet you're trying to tell me that the leader of the Republican Party and Republicans, Trump, has a grip on the Republican Party and he's doing great. When this is the first time this has happened since 2012, that's bad news. But Cassidy was dogged by some of his clashes with Trump, including his impeachment vote. He acknowledged in an interview last month that his impeachment vote might be a liability in the primary, but stressed that he's continued to support the president's policies. Cassidy, a physician, was also in the spotlight during RFK Jr. S confirmation as health secretary. Given their disagreements over vaccines and probably science and medicine in general. Cassidy voted to confirm Kennedy to the post and has since sought a delicate balance between criticizing HHS over issues like vaccines and trying not to antagonize Trump. How'd that work out for you? How embarrassing. You kowtowed by electing a raccoon penis collector to run our health systems in the United States in hopes that Trump wouldn't hate you and you fucking came in third place. If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything, sir. My God, have a spine now. Letlo, Trump's candidate, has been touting her endorsement on the airwaves with a boost from an allied outside group. Letlow also has the backing of the Republican governor, Jeff Landry, probably because Trump told him to do that. She's attacked Cassidy and Fleming as Never Trumpers and said when she launched her Senate run a state as conservative as ours, we shouldn't have to wonder how our senator will vote when the pressure is on. The Never Trumpers got more votes than you, girl. As for the Democratic nomination, Jamie Davis and Gary Crockett are heading to a runoff as well. Jamie Davis, a native of Waterproof, Louisiana, and a farmer, is projected to make the June runoff on the Democratic ticket. Crockett, a native of Tallulah, also a United States Navy veteran with a business background, also advanced to the runoff against Jamie Davis. The top vote getters from both of these runoffs will run against each other on the November ballot and we'll see how well Trump's endorsed candidates do then. It's like they, it's like the media completely forgot what happened in November of 2025. Sure, in the primaries you're going to have Trump, MAGA Republicans versus regular old school Republicans. Sure. But when they have to go up against somebody in a general election, look what happened in November of 2025. It was a fucking blowout. Are you kidding me? Sure, some of the Indiana folks who didn't do redistricting lost in the primary. They were running against other Republicans. Yeah. We'll see what happens next. Up from NBC, a Republican bill seeking a billion dollars for the Secret Service to help finance Trump's White House ballroom is in jeopardy. It has faced pushback from a top Senate official known as the Senate Parliamentarian. Her name is Elizabeth McDonough. She said Saturday that the budget bill, which aims to fund ICE and Border Patrol alongside a billion dollars for the ballroom, real popular bill with the people in a midterm election year. She says it needs to be rewritten to account for jurisdictional issues, quote. A project as complex and large in scale as Trump's proposed ballroom necessarily involves the coordination of many government agencies which span the jurisdiction of many Senate committees. That's what Senate Democrats said after their meeting with the parliamentarian. As drafted, the provision inappropriately funds activities outside the jurisdiction of the Judiciary Committee. So they did this, but this appropriations through the jurisdiction of the Senate Judiciary Committee. And the parliamentarian told the Democrats who told us it's more committees than that. The parliamentarian wrote that the bill would be subject to a 60 vote threshold to pass, meaning it cannot move forward with a simple majority, unlike similar bills advanced using budget reconciliation. Budget reconciliation is a parliamentary tool used to get around the 60 vote filibuster threshold, but it comes with restrictions on what provisions can be included in. This development is a blow to the Republican bill, but it's not the end of the efforts to include ballroom funding. Senate Republicans had already been redrafting the provisions language before Saturday's ruling, based on feedback from Senate officials and GOP leadership. A spokesperson for the Judiciary Committee Republicans told NBC News that conversations and revisions are continuing and they have been for days. So they're actually going to sit down and try to rewrite this to get as much money from taxpayers as they can for the ballroom. That's what they're spending their congressional time on. That is what Republicans in the Senate Senate are spending their time on. And I don't care how much you gerrymander, there's no gerrymandering for the Senate. So good luck funding ice, funding CBP and funding the ballroom with taxpayer money. Do it now. It's not clear if Republicans can rewrite the provision in a way that would fully resolve these parliamentarian issues. The budget resolution detailing what can be included in the bill only allows language to originate from the Senate Judiciary Committee and the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee because if they go outside of those two committees, they have to vote again on the whole package and they don't want to have to do that. So they're kind of between a rock and a hard place. But if Senate officials find the ballroom project falls under the jurisdiction of a committee other than those, Republicans must be forced to leave that funding out of the bill and they likely won't find the 60 votes needed to overrule the parliamentarian. A Senate Budget Committee ranking member Jeff Merkley from Oregon said in a statement, the American people shouldn't spend a single dime on Trump's gold plated ballroom boondoggle. While we expect Republicans to change this bill to appease Trump, Democrats are prepared to challenge any change to this bill. We cannot let Republicans waste our national treasure on a mission of chaos and corruption while turning a blind eye to the needs of the American people. Ryan Rassi, a spokesman for the Senate Majority Leader John Thune, downplayed the setback. He said, redraft, refine, resubmit. None of this is abnormal during the Byrd process, okay? We also call this a birdbath. When the parliamentarian looks at your shit and says, you can't put this in a budget reconciliation bill, we call it a bird bath. The Byrd process refers to an informal process in which the parliamentarian reviews budget reconciliation bills to make sure they comply with the bird rule. That rule ensures provisions in a budget reconciliation measure are directly tied to federal spending and revenue without extraneous additions. Bobby Kogan, a friend who's been on the show before, senior director of the Federal Budget Policy for the center of American Progress, says first bird bath rulings are out. HSGAC text Huge congrats to Homeland Security and Government affairs and Budget Democrats. There was very little where we'd be able to win here, but Democrats did as well as possible. To be clear, all of the provisions that aren't allowed as currently written are fixable, no money's going to fall out, and their broad thrust will still be doable. But some Senate Republicans had already shown hesitancy toward the GOP plan to use the billion dollars to fund the ballroom from taxpayers, which Trump has repeatedly touted as costing no government funds. Republican senators were shown a proposal of the funding earlier this week that outlined 220 million to harden the White House complex, 180 million for visitors and screening facilities, 175 million for training, and another 175 million to enhance their security for Secret Service protectees. Quote, I still got some more questions, and they're going to send us more information. That's Roger Marshall, Republican from Kansas. I'm undecided. He says Rand Paul and Susan Collins both said that the project should be carried out with private funds, as Trump has promised. So even if they do rewrite this and get it past the parliamentarian, they may not have the votes for it again, especially in an election year where Americans are struggling economically. 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His commitment to human dignity and his focus on peaceful advocacy for equal rights have moved many to stand in solidarity with him to please sign the petition to stop the politicization of immigration law, stop the suppression of free speech and to protect Mohsen from deportation. While this is going to Vermont legislators, anyone can sign. There'll be a link in the show. Notes from the Action Network. Thank you Beans fam. And thank you for that good trouble from friends in the Upper Valley. All right, first up in your good news, Michelle and Preston pronouns she, her and he him. It was amazing to be a part of something bigger than ourselves. It's rejuvenating to be around such like minded people. We both were so grateful to meet our podcast heroes. This is somebody who was at California Rising. What was that a week ago Tuesday already? My goodness. And here's a selfie. An ussy with John Fugelsang and then one John and Preston and then one with Dana and Michelle and I. Look at that. 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The Daily Beans: "Ballroom Byrd Bath" (May 18, 2026) — Detailed Summary
In this episode of The Daily Beans, Allison Gill delivers a jam-packed rundown of the day’s hottest political stories, marked by her signature wit, rage, and progressive snark. Key themes include judicial scrutiny of Trump’s January 6 slush fund, a major commutation in Colorado, dramatic staffing changes in air traffic control, Texas’s controversial detransition clinic, the ousting of Senator Bill Cassidy in Louisiana’s primary, and a GOP attempt to sneakily funnel a billion tax dollars toward Trump’s White House ballroom. Each news item is analyzed with sharp commentary—punctuated by memorable expletives, pointed media criticism, and calls for political courage.
Guest Dana Goldberg is out, so Allison Gill flies solo, but maintains the show’s signature blend of activism, humor, and righteous outrage, plus, as always, a heartwarming dose of listener good news to close.
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“Every bad guy that he's co-conspired with is going to be getting... millionaires from this slush fund.” — Allison Gill [02:45]
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“That's what they're spending their congressional time on... Republicans in the Senate are spending their time on.” — Allison Gill [21:00] “The American people shouldn't spend a single dime on Trump's gold-plated ballroom boondoggle.” — Sen. Jeff Merkley [24:05]
“None of this is abnormal during the Byrd process, okay? We also call this a birdbath.” — Ryan Rassi, Sen. Majority Leader John Thune spokesperson [22:45]
Source: [04:09–08:30]
“It’s mind-boggling and wrong as a matter of basic justice.” [06:30]
“This is an affront to democracy... and election officials across the country.” [07:00]
Source: [08:40–13:58]
“Is it misallocated and inefficient or are there not enough air traffic controllers? Could it be because Ronald Reagan fired them all at the same time…?” — Allison Gill [10:10]
Source: [13:59–18:12]
Source: [18:12–21:45]
“If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything, sir. My god, have a spine now.” — Allison Gill [20:45]
| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------------| | 02:45 | “Every bad guy that he's co-conspired with is going to be getting... millionaires from this slush fund.” | Allison Gill | | 06:30 | “It’s mind-boggling and wrong as a matter of basic justice.” | Colorado AG Phil Weiser | | 07:00 | “This is an affront to democracy... and election officials across the country.” | CO Sec. of State Jenna Griswold | | 10:10 | “Is it misallocated and inefficient or are there not enough air traffic controllers? Could it be because Ronald Reagan fired them all at the same time…?” | Allison Gill | | 14:50 | “That’s what the Attorney General’s office said it would focus on... first of its kind because it’s medically unsound and dangerous and will do harm, which is against the Hippocratic Oath.” | Allison Gill | | 20:45 | “If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything, sir. My god, have a spine now.” | Allison Gill | | 22:45 | “None of this is abnormal during the Byrd process, okay? We also call this a birdbath.” | Ryan Rassi, John Thune spokesman | | 24:05 | “The American people shouldn't spend a single dime on Trump's gold-plated ballroom boondoggle.” | Sen. Jeff Merkley |
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