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You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, Disney Lydd.
Desi Lydic
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi Lydic.
Host
We've got so much to talk about tonight. The Met Gala theme was oligarchy. An NFL coach gets a timeout for what he did with his own balls. And is Donald Trump smarter than a fifth grader? We'll find out, but no. So let's get into the headlines. Last night was the Met Gala. It's the biggest night of the year for fashion and for your mom. Saying now is that one heated rivalry. But the biggest trend on the red carpet this year was controversy. This year's Met Gala finds itself steeped in turmoil. Why? Because the honorary chairs are are billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife, Lauren Sanchez. Look at the message projected last night on a building in New York City. Boycott the Bezos Met Gala. Yeah, get his ass. Yes, I fully support this message, although I don't know if the people living in that building do. Sorry, can you just take it down a notch? Your activism is getting in my eyes. Where did they even find a projector that big? Well, probably Amazon. They. They have the best prime day deals. No, no, no, no. Desi. Remember, Boycott. Boycott. But while the wealthy are living their best lives, the rest of the country is tightening their belts. The war in Iran has sent fuel prices rising to the point where over the weekend, Spirit Airlines was forced to shut down. Spirit Airlines. At least it's no longer suffering. See you in heaven. After a three day layover in Phoenix. But now things are getting so bad that even the real airlines are struggling.
Paul W. Downs
If you fly Delta and you look forward to hearing the words, would you
Michael Costa
like a Biscoff cookie and a complimentary beverage.
Paul W. Downs
When you travel, you may be out of luck. Delta is eliminating snack and drink service on all flights under 350 miles.
Host
Come on. Are you kidding me? First, I can't play with the smoke detectors, now this? You know what? This is bullshit. So if I want a free cookie now I have to, what, give blood at the Red Cross? You can forget about that. This is my blood, okay? I made it so I get to keep it off you bloodthirsty maniacs. What is wrong with you?
Desi Lydic
God.
Host
Sorry. I just really like cookies. Now, without pointing fingers, this entire situation is President Trump's fault. So he needs to reassure people that he has a plan to fix the economy. And fortunately, he had the chance yesterday when he hosted a small business summit. These are the men and women on the economic front lines, Donald Trump. Give them the reassurance they need.
Ronny Chen
Anybody running for president or vice president should take a cognitive test. So I've taken three. No president think of this has ever taken one.
Host
Kind of a weird flex. It's like bragging about being the only kid in school who gets a special helper. This is not a test to see how smart you are. It's to check if your brain is functioning, which Trump should understand based on the questions.
Ronny Chen
The first question is very easy and they always show. The first question is, you have a lion, a bear, an alligator and a. What's another good? A squirrel. Okay, which is the squirrel?
Host
I am so glad that we have a president who can differentiate between an alligator and a squirrel, unlike President Coolidge, God rest his soul. But Trump struggling to remember all the animals isn't a surprise. In fact, maybe that should be the cognitive test.
Ronny Chen
You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a. What's another good? A squirrel. Okay, which is the squirrel? You have a lion, a giraffe, a
Michael Costa
whale and a shark.
Ronny Chen
And they'll say, which one's the lion? It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear and a shark. They say, which one is the bear? A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a giraffe, a tiger, a this, a that's a whale, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus.
Narrator
Right.
Host
At this point, I'm not even sure there was even a test. I feel like there's a good chance the President was just watching Zootopia. You know what? Maybe small business owners aren't the best audience for Donald Trump's animal facts. Is there an audience that's closer to his intellectual level? President Trump hosted a Group of children at the White House today for an
Announcer
event promoting physical fitness.
Host
Ah, there we go. That's more your speed. Now you can talk about animals until your heart's content.
Ronny Chen
The power of a nuclear weapon is something I don't even want to talk about. We can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon. You might be too young for this.
Host
No, they're not too young. I'm sure they've already seen the Paw Patrol episode where they drop a ballistic missile. How are you talking about nuclear war in front of children? You kids have seen Oppenheimer, writes Lawrence Pugh. Her titties were out for 10 minutes, and he became death, destroyer of all world. So true. So true. Honestly, if there was ever an event where it was important to stick to the topic at hand, it's the one where you're surrounded by small children. You understand that, right?
Ronny Chen
It was a rigged election. Barack Hussein Obama. Have you heard of him? Open borders, letting anybody come in from the Congo, from countries all over the world. They came in from prisons and mental institutions. He can put on weight, like up and down like a yo yo, and he doesn't take the shot. Okay, we just hit records on the dow. We reached 50 in the first year, and then I reached 57,000. When you have transgender mutualization. Don't listen to this, kids. And then all of a sudden, a woman dropped dead with a bullet right there.
Host
Hi, mom. Can you pick me up from the white house? The president is trauma dump. So when Trump's talking to a room full of adults, he sounds like a child. When he's talking to a room full of children, he sounds like Pennywise. He's not exactly the one you want taking care of your kids, Although in this country, we might not have a choice.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
Are you struggling to find childcare in a country that can't provide it?
Ronny Chen
The United States can't take care of daycare. We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare?
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
Then you'll love Donnie's daycare, a daycare center. Personally run President Donald Trump. Childcare is his thing.
Michael Costa
Have you ever done the whole kid thing? Changed the diaper and all that?
Ronny Chen
I've never been into it. You know, it's never been my thing.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
It's not totally his thing, but he'll teach your kids important life skills, like fairness.
Ronny Chen
I thought I'd easily win the election, which, by the way, I did. And unfortunately, bad things happened. It was a rigged election.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
They'll be engaged with arts and crafts.
Ronny Chen
You know, Biden, he was incapable of signing things. So they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? An autopad.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
Then it's nap time. Then a story circle.
Ronny Chen
A woman dropped dead with a bullet right there.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
And look, a visit from Uncle Bobby.
Ronny Chen
77% of our children cannot qualify for military service.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
You said it, unc. Then time for another nap. At Donnie Daycare, kids learn how to handle conflict.
Ronny Chen
You think you can take me in a fight?
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
They'll learn self esteem.
Ronny Chen
You have no weight problems. That's the good news, right?
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
And they'll learn nap. So bring your kids to Donnie's daycare. They'll love the fun and games they don't like.
Ronny Chen
Play any games with us. They don't like it at all. You'll see that
Desi Lydic
when we come back. We catch up on the latest in sports.
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Desi Lydic
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Host
I think I speak for everyone when I say politics, drools and sports rules. For a full recap of the biggest stories in the world of jocks and straps, we turn to Sportswarf.
Narrator
Get ready for battle. It's time for Sports war, brought to you by Gambling. Gambling. It's the Michael Jordan of addictions.
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
What's up, rising bag garglers?
Ronny Chen
I'm Ronny Chen.
Michael Costa
And I'm Michael Costa. This is Sportswar, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.
Ronny Chen
That's right. So if I say the Stanley cup is the most.
Michael Costa
And I say, hell no. Have you seen the ass on the Heisman Trophy? I mean, why do you think he's going like this? He's saying, stay away from my perfect ass.
Ronny Chen
Okay, let's start things off with the only sport where you get to rest your sweaty balls on your teammate's back. Say it with me. Horse racing history was made at Churchill
Host
Downs this weekend when trainer Cherie devoe became the first first woman to win the Kentucky Derby. Her horse, Golden Tempo, charged from the back of the pack to edge out the favorite, Renegade, just as they cross the finish line.
Michael Costa
You go, girl. Man, my feet are covered in blood. Yes, my feet are covered in blood because I've been walking on a shattered glass ceiling and because I tried to sneak into the Met Gal and I fell through the Skylight. Regardless, Cherie DeVoe has cemented herself in she sports herstory. You had greats like Billie Jean King, Mary Lou Retton, and now this unforgettable horse trainer. And I'm blanking on her name.
Ronny Chen
What was it?
What was it? You just said it six seconds ago.
Michael Costa
I know. I want to say, was it Horsica? Was that her name?
Ronny Chen
Okay, why are we celebrating the horse trainer anyway? The horse did all the work. It's easier to be a horse trainer. I can be a horse trainer. All you have to do to make horse run faster is you go up to a horse and you just say, hey, horse, if you lose, I'm gonna turn you into glue. The cheap kind that Michael Kosta sniffs.
Michael Costa
First of all, I sniff the good stuff. And secondly, why do you hate women, Ronnie? Because I would never denigrate the talent of this legendary girl boss named Shit.
Announcer
What was it?
Michael Costa
I feel like. Was it Horsifer?
Ronny Chen
Okay, which brings us to our triple coin bed of the night. How will Golden Temple celebrate his big win? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling problem. Give me a call. Let's hang.
Michael Costa
I'll tell you who has a gambling problem. It's Ronnie. His problem is he sucks at it. I've been kicking his ass all year. Shut up.
Ronny Chen
The Westminster Dog show is rigged anyway.
Michael Costa
Moving on from Kentucky's fastest horse to New England's biggest whores, the ongoing controversy
Host
that's shaking up the sports world.
Announcer
Photos published by the New York Post show New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel and reporter Diana Rossini getting cozy at a resort in Arizona. Both are married to other people.
Michael Costa
New bombshell photos emerging showing Vrabel and Rossini allegedly kissing at a New York Bar in 2020.
Announcer
Both Vrabel and Rossini have previously claimed that their relationship is platonic.
Michael Costa
What was Mike Vrabel thinking? Didn't he learn anything from Bill Belichick? You're supposed to wait till after you're done coaching the Patriots to get into a super up relationship.
Ronny Chen
Wait, no. Let me tell you what I think, Costa. I think we shouldn't judge this, okay? Because we don't know the full story. Mike seems like a normal, charming, special man who's looking for a soulmate.
Paul W. Downs
Hmm.
Michael Costa
You seem to be going very easy on Frable. I wonder if it has anything to do with this recently leaked photo of you two. Wow, Ronnie.
Ronny Chen
Oh, wow.
Michael Costa
Come on.
Ronny Chen
It's just two friends doing pottery. You're missing the contacts. There were 12 other people in that class, and Mike took turns with each and every one of them. It's not my fault. We had the most sexual chemistry. And you'll want to question my integrity, Costa, given this leaked photo of you
Michael Costa
two doing God knows what. Okay, okay. It's not what it looks like, all right? It's just one friend painting another friend naked while wearing the Heart of the Ocean.
Ronny Chen
That's exactly what he looks like.
Narrator
Well.
Michael Costa
Well, can you blame me? I've never had anyone paint my genitals in such fine detail. I mean, the shading on my perineum was incredible. Which brings me to our vow buster bet of the night. Who will Coach Vrabel choose in the end? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling? It gives my life meaning. That me crushing Ronnie and gambling over and over again. I thought Asians were supposed to be good with numbers.
Ronny Chen
Shut up. My cousin's gender reveal was rigged.
Michael Costa
Your face is rigged. Moving on to the NBA playoffs, where the 76ers are trying to put Knicks fans in a timeout.
Host
The Philadelphia 76ers take it on the New York Knicks. And Philly is doing everything they can
Donnie's Daycare Announcer
to keep Knicks fans out of their home arena.
Host
The Sixers. They are restricting ticket sales to fans only that are living in the greater Philly area.
Michael Costa
Hell, yeah. This is a great idea. The Sixers should have a loyalty test at the door. Anyone coming to the game has to prove they're from Philadelphia. By eating human shit off the ground.
Ronny Chen
Are you kidding me? Philly should be grateful. Anyone wants to visit their shit city. People only go to Philadelphia for two reasons. To eat cream cheese or to star in that AIDS movie.
Michael Costa
Ronnie, Ronnie. That dumbass take is why you suck at gambling. In fact, let's take a look at our Sports wars scoreboard. As you can see, this week, I've lost 250,000, while Ronnie has lost over a whopping $460,000. That means I won the least loss. Hell yeah. Suck it, loser. Hell yeah. And they agree with me.
Desi Lydic
No.
Michael Costa
Shut up.
Ronny Chen
It's not over yet. I can still come from behind. If Victor Wembanyama turns out to be a kid sitting on the shoulders of another kid, as he obviously is.
Michael Costa
Oh, please. This thing is over unless you have some access to some secret Asian ancestral plane for gambling advice.
Ronny Chen
Well, I do.
Host
Whoa.
Ronny Chen
Gen Li. Hey, Ronnie.
Host
What's the name about me? Li Sifu.
Ronny Chen
I need your wisdom to beat Michael Costa at gambling. Yeah, yeah, that's not super helpful. Can you give me any advice. Beyond life and death? Okay.
Paul W. Downs
Pay me the money.
Ronny Chen
Okay, well, I don't have my wallet. In my vision, no money, no book. Okay, well, can you give me something I need to beat Michael Kosta.
Paul W. Downs
Point at this thing.
Ronny Chen
Mmm. Give him this. This looks like a candy bar wrapper.
Michael Costa
Ronnie. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. What happened?
Ronny Chen
Oh, I was with Jet Li and he said to give you this. He said you would know what it means.
Michael Costa
I have no idea what it means. I mean, you think he was just handing you his trash?
Ronny Chen
What?
Desi Lydic
Damn you, Jet Le.
Ronny Chen
Well, that's all the time we have. Join us next week where we debate if Mr. Met is a man with a baseball head, a man with an undiagnosed brain tumor.
Michael Costa
Neither. It's a hand sewn void.
Narrator
I mean, you don't know what's in there.
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Desi Lydic
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Host
My guest tonight is a creator, writer and star of the award winning HBO Max series Hacks. Please welcome Paul W. Down. Oh, I. I am so happy you're here.
Paul W. Downs
I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be back.
Ronny Chen
My home.
Paul W. Downs
My home away from home.
Host
New York City. Welcome back home.
Ronny Chen
Thank you.
Desi Lydic
How you feeling?
Host
How you doing?
Paul W. Downs
You know, I'm a little tired. Last night was the Met Ball.
Host
Oh, you went?
Paul W. Downs
No, but I was up really late, you know, online. I was being bitchy.
Host
Oh, weren't we all?
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Host
Isn't it amazing how we all become fashion critics when the Met gala comes around? Like, I'm sitting in my sweatpants with a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos. Like, oh, that bodice is all wrong. Like, what am I talking about?
Paul W. Downs
100%. We should go next year.
Host
We should. Who's sponsoring it? Not Bezos.
Paul W. Downs
I don't know. I hope not.
Host
Okay, well, you know what? We'll say that we go.
Paul W. Downs
Okay.
Host
And then if the sponsor is Someone like Elon Musk. Then we'll just edit this part out.
Paul W. Downs
Okay, great.
Desi Lydic
We'll delete it from the Internet.
Michael Costa
That's good.
Paul W. Downs
Clip it. That's good.
Host
Yeah, that's good. Super easy. Super easy. Fifth season. Fifth and final season.
Paul W. Downs
Yeah.
Host
12 Emmy wins, 60 nominations.
Michael Costa
Crazy.
Host
And it's Hacks is one of those rare shows that honestly somehow continues to get better and better every single season. How do you do that? How do you keep up with the momentum of the show and keep outdoing yourself?
Paul W. Downs
We try really hard. Yeah, we really try hard. I mean, we have an amazing room of writers who help us do it and we have an incredible cast that makes everything better on the day. So it really does take. It takes a village. And so we have a lot of help. But, you know, it's so nice when a show does get better. Like a show that you love watching it, it kind of sucks when they tread water or get worse. So, you know, we feel a real onus to make it good.
Host
Well, you do.
Paul W. Downs
Thanks.
Host
And also, I assume hallucinogenics. That's probably.
Ronny Chen
Oh, there's a lot of drugs.
Paul W. Downs
There's a lot of drugs involved.
Host
Okay. That makes me feel better.
Paul W. Downs
I appreciate psychedelics.
Host
Yeah, psychedelics.
Paul W. Downs
Yes, Psychedelics is a shamanist. We got a witch on stuff.
Desi Lydic
Okay.
Host
Okay.
Paul W. Downs
That explains a little bit of witchcraft. A lot of. Yeah.
Host
Last season, Deborah Vance goes on her journey as the only. And I want to make sure that I get this right. FEMALE late night host. Am I saying that right?
Paul W. Downs
That's right. That's right. Yeah.
Host
Mature.
Paul W. Downs
It's a rare thing. It's a very rare thing.
Host
It's a very rare thing. Now, did anyone inspire that for you?
Paul W. Downs
You know, there's a little bit of. There's, you know. Well, yes, Deborah's an amalgamation of a lot of people. You know, there's some Joan Rivers, there's some Lucille Ball, there's some Debbie Reynolds, there's some Desi.
Host
Oh, thank you.
Desi Lydic
Thank you for doing that. Appreciate that.
Host
Also, Seth Meyers has a very feminine.
Paul W. Downs
Oh, he's beautiful.
Host
Yes.
Paul W. Downs
He's a gorgeous man. So I can see he's a gorgeous man. There's a lot of Seth Meyers in her. Yeah.
Host
I love your character, Jimmy, so much. You are brilliant on the show as an actor, but you're not just acting. You're showrunning, you're writing, you're directing some episodes. I guess men really can do it all. No, it's impressive how much you do on this show.
Paul W. Downs
I do.
Host
How do you juggle all of those jobs. How do you direct yourself?
Paul W. Downs
That's a challenge. Yeah, yeah, he's a diva. You know what I mean? Honestly, the hardest job is directing myself. But luckily I have my wife Lucianiello and Jen Statsky, who created the show with us. They're behind the camera all the time. So, you know, I have a lot of great people around me. And also my scene partners are so good, whether it's Jean Smarter or Megan Stalter. It's like, you know, my job is so easy because the people around me are so good.
Host
Okay. I have to say, I know that Deborah and Ava are like the heart and soul of the show, that relationship, but. Okay. My favorite scenes are with you and Kayla. Jimmy and Kayla scenes. Your relationship is so funny. It's a real classic. Won't they. Won't they relationship.
Paul W. Downs
Yes, and they won't. And they won't.
Desi Lydic
Okay.
Host
That's what I was gonna ask.
Paul W. Downs
No matter what Meg wants, they won't.
Host
Yeah, she's. She keeps trying.
Paul W. Downs
She does. She writes letters. Yeah. But no, we have so much fun together. And, yeah, we think of ourselves kind of as like a bizarro Deborah and Ava, in a way. Yeah. Because obviously that is the heart of the show. Although I always think of the show as more like about an intrepid manager and the crazy women in his life.
Host
Well, yeah. Yes.
Paul W. Downs
But depends on who's watching. You know, it depends on the lens.
Host
Is there any chance we might get a spin off?
Paul W. Downs
I wish.
Host
I wish you thought about it. You stopped for a second and you thought about it.
Paul W. Downs
Well, I hesitated. Yeah. That indicated some. Well, the thing is that HBO doesn't really do spin offs, so, you know, unless we break the mold. I don't know.
Host
Oh, throw Robbie Hoffman in there.
Paul W. Downs
I mean, she'd be in the spinoff.
Host
I would watch the shit out of that show.
Paul W. Downs
Yeah, it'd be good. I would, too. I would love it.
Host
Well, you heard it here first. There will be a spinoff. We're announcing that. I do not do that.
Desi Lydic
Yes, there will be a spinoff.
Host
I get a producer credit because it was my idea. You are want to send that credit?
Paul W. Downs
That's right.
Host
You have an entire episode on AI and I think the way that you tackle it is beautiful. Is that something that's on your mind constantly as a creator, as a writer?
Paul W. Downs
Oh, yeah. All the time in my nightmares.
Host
Really?
Paul W. Downs
Yeah.
Host
It's terrifying.
Paul W. Downs
It's very terrifying. It's really, really terrifying. You know, it feels like there may be applications that make sense. For it. But in the creative process, it feels like that's something that we figured out. We absolutely don't need it. And it's something that is decimating huge segments of the workforce and will fundamentally change society.
Michael Costa
So.
Paul W. Downs
Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah, I'm thinking about it a lot. Same.
Host
You can applaud.
Paul W. Downs
There's a lot of chat.
Ronny Chen
Cheesy teaser.
Host
Yeah, I was gonna say the audience is AI tonight, actually, you left board. Yeah, they do. They're perfect. There's one thing that cannot be replaced by AI and that is lunchtime theater. Could you tell us what lunchtime theater is about?
Paul W. Downs
Well, yeah, you know, there's like a cool kids table at lunch, and then there's a less cool kids table at lunch. And then there's a place in school, at least in my high school, which was an attic theater, where if you were super uncool, you could go and perform for other people who weren't at lunch. Yeah. And so I used to do that. I used to do this, like, lunchtime theater, and it was actually the first time I wrote characters and performed and was writing and performing. And so it was actually really formative to not be at the cool kids table.
Host
Oh, I didn't realize that you only perform for people who also were not at lunch.
Desi Lydic
That's really sweet.
Paul W. Downs
Now I have to go on the record, I was incredibly popular.
Desi Lydic
Yes, yes.
Michael Costa
I also had a calling, though.
Paul W. Downs
I had a calling, you know, so. So it was self selected.
Host
Oh, I love that. That's where you cut your teeth. Your comedy teeth. Oh, my God. What were some of the presentations?
Paul W. Downs
You know, probably the most famous one for any of you who were around at the time. I did a Norwegian goat milk farmer. Oh, yeah, that was a really good one.
Host
Oh, that's fun. Do you still have that character readily available?
Paul W. Downs
Absolutely not.
Host
Okay.
Ronny Chen
I love the good enough.
Paul W. Downs
No, no.
Host
Unfortunately, I can imagine that the only thing harder than creating a hit show is finding a way to wrap up a hit show and to not disappoint the fans who have fallen in love with these two characters. How do you deal with the pressure of knowing that the fans want a satisfying finale?
Paul W. Downs
Well, we have a witch. We have a shaman. Ess. We have Psychefeller Jones.
Narrator
Perfect.
Desi Lydic
Say no more.
Paul W. Downs
Yeah, it's really, really hard because you want to end the show in a satisfying way for the fans especially, but also for ourselves. And so, especially after five seasons, there is so much pressure to stick the landing. But what is weird about our show is that we thought of the idea five years before we pitched it. And then when we pitched it, we pitched the final episode. So we've known about it for a long time. So it's evolved and obviously it's expanded as we've come to write for these actors and learned the characters more. But it's been sort of building toward this the entire time. So I really hope it's satisfying because we've been planning it for a long time and we can't go back. But, you know, it's yet to be seen. It's not out yet, so. But it's terrifying, you know, of course.
Host
Well, I can't wait. You are so talented. I love your show so much.
Paul W. Downs
Along with you.
Desi Lydic
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Episode: Boycotters Skip the Bezos Met Gala & Trump Can’t Focus on the Economy… or Anything | Paul W. Downs
Date: May 6, 2026
Host: Desi Lydic (with The Daily Show News Team)
Guest: Paul W. Downs (co-creator/star of "Hacks")
In this episode, Desi Lydic and The Daily Show team take a satirical and sharp look at the most bizarre and newsworthy headlines of the week, including controversy over the Bezos-chaired Met Gala, economic anxieties tied humorously to the Biden-Trump landscape, and a sports segment filled with tongue-in-cheek rivalry and scandal. A highlight of the episode is the interview with Paul W. Downs of HBO Max’s Emmy-winning show Hacks, who discusses creative process, AI in the arts, and the joys of being a comedic outsider.
Starts at 01:16
Met Gala Boycott and Bezos Controversy (01:20–03:00)
“Where did they even find a projector that big? Well, probably Amazon.” (02:12)
Economic Struggles Satirized (03:00–03:50)
“So if I want a free cookie now I have to, what, give blood at the Red Cross? …This is my blood, okay? I made it.” (03:31)
Trump’s Cognitive Test and Lack of Focus (04:00–08:30)
“I’ve taken three. No president, think of this, has ever taken one.” – Ronny Chen as Trump (04:18)
“Hi, mom. Can you pick me up from the White House? The president is trauma dumping.” (08:00)
Starts at 11:06
Cherie DeVoe Makes History at Kentucky Derby (12:11–13:40)
“My feet are covered in blood because I tried to sneak into the Met Gala and fell through the skylight.” (12:28)
“All you have to do to make horse run faster is you go up to a horse and you just say, hey, horse, if you lose, I’m gonna turn you into glue.” (13:06)
NFL Scandal: Patriots Coach Mike Vrabel (14:05–15:52)
NBA: Philly Restricts Knicks Fans (16:28–17:17)
“Anyone coming to the game has to prove they’re from Philadelphia—by eating human shit off the ground.” (16:47)
Running Gambling Gags and Spiritual Consultation (17:10–19:38)
Starts at 22:14
Desi welcomes Paul back to NY:
“How you feeling?” –Desi
“You know, I’m a little tired. Last night was the Met Ball.” –Paul
“Oh, you went?” –Desi
“No, but I was up really late…online. I was being bitchy.” –Paul (22:54–23:03)
Joking about becoming “fashion critics” once a year, despite no qualifications.
Playful Bezos and sponsor jokes about the Met Gala. (23:05–23:33)
“We have an amazing room of writers… We feel a real onus to make it good.” –Paul (24:05) “Also, I assume hallucinogenics.” –Host
“There’s a lot of drugs involved.” –Paul (24:35–24:41)
“Deborah’s an amalgamation… some Joan Rivers, Lucille Ball, Debbie Reynolds, some Desi...” –Paul (25:18)
“Honestly, the hardest job is directing myself…My job is so easy because the people around me are so good.” (26:12–26:36)
“I wish… HBO doesn’t really do spin-offs. Unless we break the mold.” (27:27–27:40)
“It’s really terrifying…it feels like that’s something we figured out we absolutely don’t need…it is decimating huge segments of the workforce.” (28:13–28:36)
“I used to do this, like, lunchtime theater...the first time I wrote characters and performed… It was really formative to not be at the cool kids table.” (29:06)
“After five seasons, there is so much pressure to stick the landing…But what’s weird is we thought of the idea five years before we pitched it and then when we pitched it, we pitched the final episode.” (30:18–31:35)
Starts at 32:49
Questions swirl about “kamikaze dolphins,” underlying the show’s commitment to ending on the most absurd, memorable note possible.