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Ronnie T. (0:01)
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Roy Chang (0:32)
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. Donald Trump tells DEI to gtfo. The Constitution lives to see another day. And that's finally a good reason not to get a face tattoo. So let's get into another edition of the second coming of Donald J. Trump.
Ronnie T. (0:56)
I'm gonna come.
Roy Chang (1:02)
It's almost the end of Trump's first week in office and he's done a lot. He shut down windmills. He saved TikTok, he caught Common San Diego. And the man just can't stop, won't stop. On Monday, he wiped out all federal DEI programs. And yesterday he ordered that if anyone, anyone, if you see anyone trying to be inclusive, you better tell teacher.
Ronnie T. (1:25)
The Trump administration asking federal workers to snitch on their co workers in a rollback of diversity, equity and inclusion programs. Employees have been told to any colleagues who work in diversity, equity and inclusion roles or they could face consequences. NBC News obtained emails sent to multiple agencies that say some of these programs are disguised using coded or imprecise language.
Roy Chang (1:47)
Yeah, you hear that? Don't even think about doing DEI in secret, right? Don't be meeting up in back alleys like, yo, yo, you got any lesbian resumes for me today? And I know you think di was only invented in 2020 by Democrats looking for a fresh new way to lose elections, but Donald Trump is dedicated to rooting out di all throughout history.
Ronnie T. (2:12)
One of the president's executive orders revokes an executive order signed by President lyndon Johnson in 1965 that the Trump administration says mandated affirmative action.
Roy Chang (2:23)
That's right. Donald Trump went back in time to kill baby dei. It's kind of impressive that he got this much focus. Trump is doing deep dives into these obscure old policies like he's MAGA John Oliver. And look, I, I, I'm not, I'm not gonna pretend to know more about civil rights law than Donald Trump. I mean, he's been sued over it many times. But if a discrimination law has been around since 1965, it might be a load bearing civil rights thing, so maybe don't touch it. But DEI is not the only thing Trump is shutting down. He's also shutting down illegal immigration. In fact, it was probably the biggest thing he talked about during the campaign, aside from Arnold Palmer's penis, which is actually a thing that happened. But today, Trump faced his first setback.
