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Kristen Bell
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Jon Stewart
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Kristen Bell
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Jon Stewart
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Kristen Bell
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Jon Stewart
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Kristen Bell
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Spike Lee
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Jon Stewart
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Spike Lee
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Kristen Bell
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Spike Lee
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Jon Stewart
Have me shake everything up. Don't be so self defecating with major issues, Oscar.
Spike Lee
Oh God, not again. The paper only on Peacock.
Jon Stewart
Streaming now.
Spike Lee
You're listening to Comedy Central from the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, John Doom.
Jon Stewart
Welcome to the Daily Show. How are you? Welcome. Thank you for having us. Goodbye. Welcome to the Daily Show. My name is Jon Stewart. Man, I gotta tell you, it feels so nice to be back at work after like four to five weeks of doing whatever I wanted to do whenever I wanted to do it. I was a little worried, you know, we took the back end of the summer off there and I don't know if you noticed, we have new owners here at the network. Didn't know if they would let us back in the building. But good news, we have not heard from them, but one of the windows was left unlocked, so here we are. We do have a tremendous program for you this evening. Spike Lee. We'll be right here. Spike Lee will be here this evening. He will be discussing his new film while I hector him about the New York Knickerbockers. So we'll see how it goes. Now normally, as many of you may know, been on this planet for a few rotations, August is considered a relatively quiet month for political doings. But as we have been told many, many times, this ain't normal. I'm going to try and catch up. Since we've been gone, the economy hit a brick wall, stalling on jobs while inflation continued to rise. So Trump met with Putin in Alaska to force Ukraine to accept crackle Barrel's new logo while Leboo Boo released a new Epstein file and Taylor got engaged. It's a blur. It's all a blur. But all of it takes a back seat to continuing concerns over the President's health. We haven't really seen much of the President over the last week.
Kristen Bell
Basically absent from the public eye.
Spike Lee
He's clearly hiding something about his health. The hashtag TrumpIsDead trends it on social media.
Jon Stewart
What the you people you reporters have no chill guy can't take a few days for some R and R and a non surgical breast reduction without everybody suddenly pulling out the toe tags on the President. It does say something about the ubiquity of Donald Trump in our lives, that we don't hear from him for 20 minutes and we're like, he's dead. I think he's check. Can we track him? How do you know he's dead? Well, it's been seven minutes since the word news scum has come up on my feed. He must be dead. But of course, Trump didn't die in office. But I wouldn't put it past him trying once again to take credit for something Biden had already accomplished. But that being said, Trump is alive. Although I definitively would not go so far as to say alive and kicking. Something is up with his health. New today, the White House revealing President Trump has been diagnosed with a condition called chronic venous insufficiency. Chronic venous insufficiency, a relatively common condition. Something that gets more common as you get older. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wander into the wrong classroom at boring university? Can someone please explain his physical condition to me? In a way I'd be interested in the style of perhaps a world weary Brit.
Spike Lee
His ankles swollen and straining over his oxfords, aren't just unsightly cankles. They're flashing neon signs of a body under pressure.
Jon Stewart
Put that Attenborough right into my veins. The aging president struggles to keep up with the herd. And as night falls, it's clear the lions will eat well tonight on. On a menu. On a menu. Wait, I want to tell you own a menu of Cankel's poivre. It might not have been worth the walk, but I felt I owed it to you. By the way, it's not just the cankles he's got going. The whole meat bag seems to be having some kind of drainage issue.
Kristen Bell
These images of the President have drawn attention in recent days, showing apparent bruising on his hands that was covered with makeup.
Jon Stewart
Jesus, Grandpa, put him away. Holy Shit. And what's with the makeup? It's not like you can treat leprosy at Sephora. God. By the way, may I remind you, these are just the parts poking out that we can see. I bet everything on that body not covered by clothes is all up right now. For all we know, the guy's gone full grimace, blotchy hands, puffy ankles. Although, to be fair to Trump, people got a little nitpicky.
Kristen Bell
We can see that there is sort.
Jon Stewart
Of like a lumpy situation going on on Trump's forehead. One of his eyes is half closed. All right, now you're just being mean. Oh, he's got swollen ankles. He's got a little bit on the thing. But look at his eyes. Lumpy. See, this is the problem with our superficial Instagram culture. We have unrealistic expectations in this country about the amount of fluid our bodies should be able to clear subcutaneously. It sends the wrong message to young people. These really. These. These really are not medical appraisals. It's just more like insults. Like, hey, according to the Mayo Clinic, why are his eyes so lumpy? Insiders have been calling the president Skippy because under his skin looks a little extra chunky. Hey, the president's neck looks so much like Betty White's vagina than Milton Berle. Too soon? Yeah, I was gonna do the. The reason we did so the tag to that was gonna be that Milton Berle tried to it, but you clearly rejected the premise. Why should I? I came with the. Now, normally, we might be able to dismiss these symptoms, but Trump himself seems very focused these days on securing a prime piece of afterlife real estate.
Spike Lee
I want to try and get to heaven.
Jon Stewart
Sure you do, but you know what? Hey, look, the first step is always admitting you have a problem. Maybe you can turn this thing around. If there's a will, there's a way for you to get yourself back up that golden escalator to the heavens.
Kristen Bell
Just moments ago, Democrats on the panel posted this image with a caption that reads, quote, here it is. We got Trump's birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn't exist going down.
Jon Stewart
Oh, well, okay. It's okay. But it's not just the physical symptoms that make you think the President is transitioning from this mortal coil. It's that whenever any of his biggest supporters are with him, it sounds like they're saying, goodbye. Mr. President, working for this government for you is the greatest honor of my life.
Kristen Bell
When history looks back on you, how would you like to be remembered?
Spike Lee
I'LL never forget standing in the East Room with you, surrounded by the coal miners around this country where you said, hey, big beautiful coal.
Jon Stewart
Remember, Mr. President? And I said, no, these are humans. The coal is what they dig for. And that. Anyway, we'll miss you. And have you ever been to one of those funerals where there's a video of the recently departed? Well, six days ago, the White House released one of them. Let me share some of the biggest lessons I've learned from a lifetime spent building dreams. First, if you think that you're too young to do something great, let me tell you that you are wrong. You're not too young. There's no such thing as too young. I'm having trouble getting a read on these people. If you're watching this video, I'm already dead. But by the way, once you begin to notice this pattern, you begin to see, really, the whole vibe around this president is very Make a wish, kid. Everyone who shows up to his office tries to make one of his dreams come true. We thought it was only appropriate to present you with an honorary United States Marshal Service badge. Look how happy they made him. Gee whiz, Mr. A Real Marshall. This is even better than when they let me drive a garbage truck. Now, you might be saying to yourself, the make a wish thing is a little much. A grown man would recognize when people are condescending to him, treating him like a child, tiptoeing around his fragile ego with the idea that this person is so easily manipulated that even the cheapest of gestures could be persuasive. You wouldn't think that it is the.
Spike Lee
Trophy that the winner of the FIFA World cup wins. Only the FIFA president. And then those who win can touch it because it's for winners only. And since you are a winner, of course you can as well touch it.
Jon Stewart
Also, I have in the bag Thor's hammer. But only the bravest boy can pick it up. Only the bravest boy can. My God, you did it. You picked it up. You're sore. I'm telling you though, man, this goes way past trophy funneling and cereal box deputy badges. The people around Trump know that he is a never ending, insatiable black hole of wishes.
Kristen Bell
It's well past time that President Trump was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Jon Stewart
When Operation Warp Speed was started, it was a massive success for our country. And I do agree that President Trump should get the Nobel Prize for that. I'm thinking that since he's basically taught the world trade economics, he might be up for the Nobel on economics. Ooh Donald Trump, the first recipient of the Nobel Prize. Variety pack. Economics, chemistry. Oh, here's one for monogamy. It's really entirely made up. Sure. Why not just fire up the 3D printer and print all the Nobels for Donny? Or perhaps they sell them at Spencer Gifts, which still exists. It's a real. You may have killed our bookstores, Bezos, but in America, we still shop in person for our lava lamps and our dildos. That suction cup to the wall, by the way, word to the wise, the seal is unreliable. Everything about the treatment of this president screams, make a wish kid.
Spike Lee
Ooh.
Jon Stewart
You'll meet your favorite celebrities and they'll dress up for you. Oh, I know why you're president. You won't be able to sleep at your home, and it probably feels a little scary and a little uncomfortable.
Spike Lee
So.
Jon Stewart
Makeover. Oh, and did you get an owie? No, no. It doesn't look weird at all. In fact, we're all wearing them. It looks. It looks so cool. But if you think there's some government in some institutions that are above this kind of insulting obsequiousness, you would be wrong. Today, the Supreme Court bent over backwards to grant Trump even his most unconstitutional wishes. Like maybe you can arrest people for looking Mexican.
Kristen Bell
Breaking. At this hour, the Supreme Court again has backed President Trump's approach towards immigration. It is now ruled that they are allowing federal agents to proceed with raids in Southern California if they target people for deportation based on their race.
Jon Stewart
Hey, the good news. The Supreme Court supports affirmative action based on race. The bad news is that action is ICE deporting you. What the. What kind of a make a wish kid wants to nullify the Fourth Amendment? I'm beginning to think Trump isn't a benign, suffering child at all. I'm beginning to think everybody treats Trump like this. Not because he's the make a wish kid, but because he's that Twilight Zone kid that anytime somebody made him mad, he sent them out to the cornfield. You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. And you keep thinking bad thoughts about me. Think I'm wrong? Let's play a game. I'll play you two clips, and I'll bet you won't be able to tell the difference between scared townspeople trying not to be sent to the cornfield and Trump's sycophants.
Spike Lee
It's good what you've done to Dan. You've been doing an amazing job. That was swell.
Jon Stewart
It was just swell.
Spike Lee
Great job, sir.
Jon Stewart
Okay. The production value's given away. But you gotta admit, it's weird. And it never ends good that you've done that.
Spike Lee
Oh, it's real good.
Jon Stewart
People were applauding you. You're a good boy, Anthony.
Spike Lee
You're not just courageous, you're actually fearless. Everybody love you, Anthony. They love you, son.
Jon Stewart
The most consequential president of the modern era, if not all American history, only American history to the cornfields. But this is where we're at, America. This is where we're at for your consideration. A nation held hostage by the fragile ego of a man baby president who may or may not be dying of hand syphilis but is puffy. He's very. He's certainly. I don't know if he's dying, he's weirdly puffy. And who we're trapped with for at least three more years in the Twilight Zone. When we come back, Spike Lee will be joining us. Don't go away.
Spike Lee
Welcome to Only Murders in the Building the official podcast.
Jon Stewart
Join me, Michael Ciro Creighton as we go behind the scenes with some of the amazing actors, writers and crew from season five.
Spike Lee
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Jon Stewart
Around on a coffin?
Spike Lee
Yeah, that's true.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Welcome back to the show. My guest tonight, legendary Oscar winning filmmaker. His latest is called Highest to lowest. Please welcome Spike Lee. That's scene. Yes. Asap Rock. He's a, he's a young musician. He's going toe to toe with Denzel Washington.
Spike Lee
Well, that, that was, that scene was not scripted.
Jon Stewart
He came in with Nas. He who?
Spike Lee
No, that was Denzel that came with.
Jon Stewart
That's what I'm saying.
Spike Lee
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And then Rocky, he's right there. He's just writing it right there.
Spike Lee
Wow. Asap. Didn't know. I didn't know Denzel. But it Made this seem better. That's the genius of Denzel Washington.
Jon Stewart
It's amazing. But he doesn't. The young man. The young man was not intimidated to do that.
Spike Lee
And that's a big thumbs up to Ace of Rock, because, you know, Denzel's one of the greats. And it's.
Jon Stewart
You know, I know even when I'm not acting, just saying hello to him, and I always feel like.
Spike Lee
But Ace, he stood right there, and they were going toe to toe. So the genius of Denzel lifted that whole scene, which lifted the movie, because this is at the end of the film, too. Like, it's a High Noon showdown.
Jon Stewart
Oh, it's. Yeah. I mean, the scene in the movie, when you see it, like, it really is the climax between the glass, and they're just two alphas just going at it.
Spike Lee
The young buck and the, you know, the old gun.
Jon Stewart
It's. Yeah, it's. It's an amazing scene.
Spike Lee
It's a western right there.
Jon Stewart
And the music that he is singing when Denzel first comes in, is that. Is he just doing that, too? The. The. He's singing. He's. He's recording something.
Spike Lee
Oh, yeah, that's the song he had two songs in.
Jon Stewart
In the film he's on. He was unbelievable. I think he.
Spike Lee
Who's he married to? Rihanna.
Jon Stewart
Rihanna.
Spike Lee
Give it up.
Jon Stewart
Come on. But you think I don't watch the Tik Toks? I watch the Tik Toks. Do you have to call him asap?
Spike Lee
I call him that.
Jon Stewart
You call him asap. That's what he answered to. Okay.
Spike Lee
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
And Denzel just Denzel. How many films have you made with Denzel?
Spike Lee
This is the fifth one. Bo Betta Blues.
Jon Stewart
No.
Spike Lee
Yeah. Bottom Blues, Malcolm X. He Got Game, Inside man, and Now. But Denzel did not know that inside man was 19 years ago. He didn't realize that inside man was 19 years ago.
Jon Stewart
That's crazy.
Spike Lee
We didn't know it until the journalist told us that while we were doing press.
Jon Stewart
And you guys had. You know, what's amazing also about your body work is there's so many things layered into this movie that are nods to all these other whole lot of stuff. A whole lot of stuff. And it makes it so enjoyable.
Spike Lee
For All State Mayhem, you know, Allstate Mayhem.
Jon Stewart
He's throwing in All State Mayhem. He's got Jalen Brunson's signed jersey up on the wall. He's got Nick Turturro in a subway car chanting about the Yankees.
Spike Lee
No, he says Boston sucks.
Jon Stewart
Oh, he did. Boston sucks as well. But he's got like New York Yankee carved into his. Eddie Palmero doing the King of Salsa.
Spike Lee
He died. He passed away three days before the premiere here in Brooklyn. Oh, yeah.
Jon Stewart
I mean, that's a beautiful scene too. And it's so your love of New York in all of its.
Spike Lee
Comes through, doesn't it?
Jon Stewart
In all of its chaos and that's. I love that part of it.
Spike Lee
Thank you.
Jon Stewart
But also the moral themes, you know, I know like school days, where it ends with like some wake up. You know what I mean? And then, you know what?
Spike Lee
No, what? Do right thing began with Sam Jackson. Samuel Jackson.
Jon Stewart
Samuel Jackson doing Wake up. Wake up. Yes. The first.
Spike Lee
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Why am I saying it back to you?
Spike Lee
You know, I was checking to see if you knew.
Jon Stewart
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake up. Wake up. And this movie feels like that come to life.
Spike Lee
Well, it was a novel written by Ed McBain. It's called King's Ransom. And then the great Akira Kurosawa did it. High and low, 1963, post war Japan, right? And out of the blue, Denzel called me. I didn't even know what the number was, right? He said, spike, I got this script. I'm not gonna tell you anything. I'm gonna send it to you. Before he hung up the phone, I knew I was doing it, but I didn't even know what it was. But I said, I'm doing it.
Jon Stewart
Let me ask you a question. You just answer the phone when you don't know the number. Like, I could just. I could just call you up and you'd be like, hello?
Spike Lee
I just felt that this phone call really going to be a good one. Deep, deep, deep down inside of me. Me and Denzel got that.
Jon Stewart
You do have that. Does that. So in that world, you got an actor who has that kind of charisma and status and weight.
Spike Lee
He's one of the goats.
Jon Stewart
Does he ever say to you, I think we're done here, like with a scene? Or do you. How do you guys do that dance?
Spike Lee
Well, he might say, spike, how much more we got? But, you know, he knows when we got it.
Jon Stewart
He feels it.
Spike Lee
Yeah. I said, okay, can we just fight? Go on. I said, let's go on. Right, Next setup. Next setup.
Jon Stewart
And the music is so important to this film. There's so much that's from all my films.
Spike Lee
I'm the son of a great, great musician. Bill Lee.
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Spike Lee
He did my scores for She's Gonna have It. School Days. Do the Right Thing. No, Better Blues. Play with. He played in Simon Garfunkel's first album. Gordon Leifer's album. Well, Bob Dylan is All over now. Baby Blue. That's him on base.
Jon Stewart
Wow. That's insane.
Spike Lee
And then.
Jon Stewart
And that history.
Spike Lee
But here goes the thing, though. Here goes the thing, though.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
When Bob Dylan went guitar, I mean, went electric.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
My mother had to work. He was not.
Jon Stewart
He wasn't going with him. He wasn't plugging in. Really.
Spike Lee
She had to take a job. She's a teacher. Taught at St. Anne's in Brooklyn. Huh. Brooklyn Heights. My father was not.
Jon Stewart
He wouldn't do it.
Spike Lee
St. Anne's he was not gonna play electric. And I'm the oldest of five, so there's five of us. Anybody saw Crooklyn? That was autobiographical.
Jon Stewart
How many times did you, when you were, like, 11 years old, go just plug in?
Spike Lee
You know what? Seeing how hard my mom, she was working then coming home.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
Cooking, cleaning. Five crazy kids. Five crazy Brooklyn kids.
Jon Stewart
So he stayed acoustic, but he wouldn't do chores.
Spike Lee
He would cook. He would cook once. But here's the thing, though.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
As I got older, I saw. You know, before, I was like. I had a certain feeling. But as I got older, understood, you know, he had scruples and morals, and he was not gonna play electoral base.
Jon Stewart
Isn't it interesting to think about where you come from? You have this. For those of you who don't know Spigley, your work ethic is second to none. When he's not writing films. Jordan got me documentaries. I'm telling you, you just do it. Like, that's. But you also lace everything that you do with a moral. There's a moral center to everything. And it feels like. Is that both your parents talking through you?
Spike Lee
Yes. And also, that's why I love this film.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
Because from the novel La Curacao before us. But Denzel's character is in a dilemma.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
A dilemma. And he's so great that the audience is in his shoes. Like, if you have. I'm gonna give it away.
Jon Stewart
Everybody dies.
Spike Lee
There's a kidnapping, and he thinks that it's his son.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
But was the wrong kid. So he's putting the limit. Am I gonna pay a ransom of $17.5 million in Swiss francs for a kid that's not mine?
Jon Stewart
Mm.
Spike Lee
And also Jeffrey White.
Jon Stewart
And it's just. It's not just a random kid. It's really a very loyal employee.
Spike Lee
They grew up together.
Jon Stewart
Friend. They grew up together in Harlem.
Spike Lee
They grew up together.
Jon Stewart
That guy's had a rougher life. It's.
Spike Lee
He went upstate for a little while and now he's back.
Jon Stewart
That's right.
Spike Lee
But I'm telling you, if you see the film, hope you do this on Apple, you're gonna be in it. And you're gonna be asking yourself, who?
Jon Stewart
Who?
Spike Lee
Let's do a survey. Now raise your hand if you. If you had it. If you had it like that.
Jon Stewart
17.5 million for kid is not yours.
Spike Lee
Who's making that? You're lying. You're lying. It's not your kids.
Jon Stewart
And you're to do that. These are good. These are upstanding people. These are good people. I like how a lot of people are just like, yeah, that now I only have one real. There's only one. You know, in watching it. And by the way, the walls of the movie, if you want to live. Language. The walls of the movie are just etched with beautiful paintings and artwork and memorabilia. That is so much you. It really is beautiful.
Spike Lee
Thank you.
Jon Stewart
But.
Spike Lee
But I was waiting for that.
Jon Stewart
If I met the kids in the film, play basketball. They show up to practice. New York City, Brooklyn.
Spike Lee
Liu.
Jon Stewart
Liu, the coach of the team, with all the great players that have come through those burrows, is a Los Angeles Laker named Rick Fox. How could you, sir?
Spike Lee
Rick Fox said he got game.
Jon Stewart
Okay. I'll give you that.
Spike Lee
He's a friend.
Jon Stewart
You heard. Alan Houston, John Starks, Latrell Sprewell.
Spike Lee
Bernard, can I tell you something real quick?
Jon Stewart
Yes.
Spike Lee
There's a. I grew up in Fort Greene, Brooklyn. There's a hospital called Cumberland Hospital.
Jon Stewart
Yeah.
Spike Lee
Bernard King was born there. Albert King, Mike Tyson and Michael Jordan all in that.
Jon Stewart
Michael Jordan.
Spike Lee
Yes. Really? Yes. Cumberland Hospital, Fort Greene, Brooklyn.
Jon Stewart
Huh?
Spike Lee
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
You know, Brooklyn.
Spike Lee
The house.
Jon Stewart
I built his name up. So my grandparents. My father grew up in Brooklyn, Coney Island. And then he went to Abraham Lincoln. No, he went to.
Spike Lee
It's a high school. Abraham Lincoln.
Jon Stewart
Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Jewish. So he went to Stuyvesant. Oh.
Spike Lee
So he was smart. For those who know you have to take a test, you gotta get Taylor Bronx Science.
Jon Stewart
Yeah. Yeah. But back then, this is a 1930s, 1940. So my grandfather drove a cab. They moved to. Because back then, before Uber and Lyft and all that, your medallion was your retirement. Right. So he had.
Spike Lee
Those are hard to get to back then.
Jon Stewart
Right? Hard to get. So he worked his ass off, got a medallion, and then was able to move everybody out of Coney island over to Bensonhurst. 8th Street Avenue.
Spike Lee
Oh.
Jon Stewart
And so they lived above this little candy store. But.
Spike Lee
But it was a pizzeria. Bensonhurst.
Jon Stewart
It was. Yeah. No, it was Benson Hurst back then was not the Bensonhurst of Do the right Thing. It was slightly, slightly different.
Spike Lee
Man. Jungle Fever's best not do the right thing. Do the right thing is bed style.
Jon Stewart
Bed style. Bed Stuy. You gotta really start watching your film. I love your stuff stuff so much, man. I love you so much.
Spike Lee
I want you to know me and him are tight.
Jon Stewart
We're tight. We go back.
Spike Lee
We go back.
Jon Stewart
We go back.
Spike Lee
Yeah.
Jon Stewart
Are we going to have ourselves a year?
Spike Lee
The Knicks are going to win championship this year.
Jon Stewart
I hope. If they do, I'm telling you, man, we're going to be in an embarrassing. Me and you hugging, tears running down our faces and both of our, our children that we bring to the games. Just looking at us like this is just sad. You're going crazy.
Spike Lee
I just have a feeling. Thank you.
Jon Stewart
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Jon Stewart
Prices and participation may vary. Hey, let's go for tonight. But before we go, let's check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mr. Michael Costa. Michael, what do you. What do you got on deck this week, Michael? Finally, we got some great news, John. Florida is preparing to overturn all of their vaccine mandates.
Spike Lee
Covid, polio, tb, all gone.
Jon Stewart
The state will be doing what scientists call raw, dogging the immune system. Why are you so positive about that? That sounds like terrible news. Well, it's terrible for everyone who lives in Florida, that's true. But as a dad looking for a.
Spike Lee
Reason not to take the kids to.
Jon Stewart
Disney World, it's great telling them, no.
Spike Lee
Sweetie, we can't afford. Well, that can be traumatizing.
Jon Stewart
But now I can let him down.
Spike Lee
Easy and just tell him that Donald.
Jon Stewart
Duck got measles and died. Michael Kosta, everybody. Here it is your moment of day. 70,000 monks just broke their vows of silence to nominate Trump for The Nobel.
Spike Lee
Today.
Jon Stewart
70,000 Cambodian Buddhist monks are wholeheartedly supportive to nominate you for the Nobel Peace prize.
Spike Lee
Please accept Mr. President. Explore more shows from the Daily Show Podcast universe by searching the Daily Show Wherever you get your podcasts, watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount. This has been a Comedy Central podcast.
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Episode: If Trump Isn’t Dying, Why Is He Being Treated Like a Make-A-Wish Kid? | Guest: Spike Lee
Date: September 9, 2025
Host: Jon Stewart
In this episode, Jon Stewart and The Daily Show team return from a summer hiatus to tackle the swirling rumors about President Trump's health, the media frenzy surrounding his public appearances, and the absurdity of how both Trump’s supporters and institutions treat him. The "Make-A-Wish kid" metaphor becomes the lens through which Stewart skewers the performative adulation and coddling received by the president, even as speculation about his mortality mounts. Later, acclaimed filmmaker Spike Lee joins Jon to discuss his latest project, creativity, and their shared love for New York City and the Knicks.
Jon Stewart’s Return:
Stewart opens with satire about being let back into the studio (“one of the windows was left unlocked”), and jokes about the abnormal political summer, setting up the episode’s tone.
Trump Health Rumors:
Stewart discusses the recent reclusive behavior of President Trump, the viral #TrumpIsDead, and media panics at his absence from public view.
Medical Diagnosis and Mockery:
The White House announces Trump has "chronic venous insufficiency." Stewart demands a more entertaining explanation, prompting Spike Lee to narrate in a David Attenborough-esque style:
Obsessive Superficiality:
Stewart critiques the “Instagram culture” that obsesses over every minor physical detail, roasting the tendency to mistake “medical appraisals” for bullying.
Supporters' Tone:
Stewart highlights how Trump’s closest allies speak to him as if they’re saying goodbye, or treating him like a frail child.
Theatrics of Tribute:
Stewart shares clips of Trump receiving honorary badges and video tributes, lampooning the idea that Trump’s presidency has turned into a never-ending Make-A-Wish Foundation visit.
Satirizing Trump's Infinite Need for Praise:
Stewart notes how accolades are endlessly invented for Trump, from Nobel Prizes in multiple disciplines to random tokens:
Supreme Court’s Deference:
Stewart argues that not even the Supreme Court is above ‘make-a-wish’-style coddling, pointedly mocking their favorable immigration rulings:
Twilight Zone Analogy:
Comparing Trump not to a frail child but to the infamous ‘bad kid’ from the classic Twilight Zone episode, Stewart warns about the dangers of everyone tiptoeing around someone with unchecked power:
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 04:06 | Jon Stewart | "Guy can't take a few days for some R & R and a non-surgical breast reduction without everybody suddenly pulling out the toe tags on the President." | | 05:58 | Spike Lee (Attenborough parody) | "His ankles swollen and straining over his oxfords, aren't just unsightly cankles. They're flashing neon signs of a body under pressure." | | 08:06 | Jon Stewart | "Why are his eyes so lumpy? Insiders have been calling the president Skippy because under his skin looks a little extra chunky." | | 12:12 | Jon Stewart | "Look how happy they made him. Gee whiz, Mr. A Real Marshall. This is even better than when they let me drive a garbage truck." | | 15:10 | Jon Stewart | "Why not just fire up the 3D printer and print all the Nobels for Donny?" | | 17:18 | Jon Stewart | "I'm beginning to think Trump isn't a benign, suffering child at all...because he's that Twilight Zone kid that anytime somebody made him mad, he sent them out to the cornfield." | | 22:34 | Spike Lee | "The genius of Denzel lifted that whole scene, which lifted the movie, because this is at the end of the film, too. Like, it's a High Noon showdown." | | 24:57 | Jon Stewart | "Your love of New York in all of its chaos...I love that part of it." | | 29:10 | Jon Stewart | "But you also lace everything that you do with a moral. There's a moral center to everything. And it feels like...is that both your parents talking through you?" | | 29:57 | Spike Lee | "So he's putting the limit. Am I gonna pay a ransom of $17.5 million in Swiss francs for a kid that's not mine?" | | 34:08 | Spike Lee | "The Knicks are going to win championship this year." |
The episode is characteristically sharp and irreverent, blending biting political satire with warmth and playful banter. Stewart’s language is sardonic but affectionate towards his guests, and the rapport with Spike Lee is collegial and passionate, especially when discussing art, legacy, and New York City.