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Jordan Klepper
You're listening to Comedy Central from the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, Jordan Klepper. Welcome to the Daily Show. Jordan Klopper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Donald Trump issues an endorsement threats. California votes to turn bluer than a smurf orgy. And New Yorkers head to the ballot box to vote and also probably urinate. So let's get right into it all with election day coverage with indecision 2025. Let's start in California where Prop 4 will attempt to rig the voting maps to squeeze out some extra seats for Democrats, which is a response to Texas rigging its voter map for Republicans. And I know this looks like a race to the bottom that will destroy the foundations of democracy in the United States, but let's move on because there's also some closely watched governor's races in New Jersey and Virginia. These races gathering a lot of interest around the country, especially from one very specific low information voter. Well, the president tonight also warned new Jersians and Virginians not to vote Democratic, saying, quote, you will rue the day that you voted to destroy your life. Rue the day. Just a fun tip. You never want your endorsements to sound like something Skeletor would scream at he man, you know what, Frankly, I'm not going to stand for this. There is only one RU that I recognize and that's Rue McClanahan. Yes. Yes. Blanche was the best golden girl she liked to, but she kept it fun. Miss you, girl. I miss you. Well, while New Jersey and Virginia decide on who will be ruin who, most of the country today is focused on a mayoral race in a quaint little seaside town called New York City. I see you've heard of it. The Democratic frontrunner, Zoran Mohamdani was campaigning this weekend and based on his itinerary, see if you can guess how confident he is. Are you ready to win this race? God damn. Is he running a campaign or a bachelor party? Be careful, Zoran. You party this hard, you're gonna catch feelings for capitalism. Free school lunches sound nice until you get used to that bottle service life. But clearly Zoran has been riding high the last few days of the campaign. Clubbing all weekend, swinging by a Knicks game, and he even appeared on the kiss cam with Karl Marx. So very nice. Meanwhile, Zorad's Republican opponent is Curtis Sliwa, a tough on crime beret wearing vigilante leader who has been shot in what was reportedly a mob Hit. What was his final pitch to voters? I assume it was something like, death penalty for all the bad guys. Animals are viewed as property in New York State, and we're going to turn that. Wow, you thought Mom Dottie was radical. This guy's out here like, humans are going to be the pets from now on. Of course, no one is really giving Sliwa a chance. The only man with a chance of perhaps beating Mamdani is Andrew Cuomo, former New York governor and mayoral candidate most likely to tell the Statue of Liberty she has a hell of a ass. After having lost the primary to Mamdani, he is now running as an independent, and Mamdani is out there in the clubs. I assume Cuomo's final campaign pitch is serious and policy driven. A little trivia today because a lot of questions have been asked. This is a 1996 Ford Bronco. Yes, it is an oldie, but it is a goodie. We're going to win. Why? Big fans of this Ford Bronco. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, okay. A Ford Bronco. A white mid-90s Ford Bronco. Isn't that. Isn't that OJ's car? This. This was his final pitch to voters. Hey, guys, check it out. I own the only vehicle on the planet associated with murder. And if you're an OJ head, you know his famous car chase happened in 1994, which means Cuomo went car shopping two years later and thought, yeah, this will help me pick up the chicks. You know what? Andrew Cuomo isn't that oblivious. He's very aware that this car brings up bad memories of Loose Juice. Also been ridiculed quite a bit. People saying, oh, that's the OJ Bronco. Actually, it's not the OJ Bronco. And if you look closely, you will see the black and gold stripe on the side that clearly distinguishes it from the oj. Yeah, I see that. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Andrew, Andrew, can you please not touch it like that? Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on, come on. I mean, why don't you lick your finger? This is my truck's clitoris right here. Just right here. Just believe me, believe me, you can show off your cool car without doing one in the pink, two in the stink. Now, as surprising as it may seem, Mamdani's critics are not super confident in Andrew Cuomo's final message of watch me flick the bean on my murder car. So it's a tough pitch. Tough pitch. So some Republican officials have stepped in with a last ditch Hail Mary message. Hey, doesn't this guy look like 9 11? He is a jihadist. This is someone who went and did a photo op with an unindicted co conspirator of the World Trade center bombing.
Ronny Chang
And it's really unthinkable that a little over 20 years since 9 11, you could have a pro Hamas jihadist, full blown communist who wants to defund the police as mayor of the greatest city in the world.
Jordan Klepper
Last night, Representative Andy Ogles posted a video of the 911 attacks with the caption, Wake up, New York. Oh, how dare you, sir. Boo. Boo. Yes. So Rahma Doni obviously did not do 9 11. We all know Bush did 9 11. Seriously, this cynical attempt to inject Islamophobia into this race is disgusting. Disagree with Mavdani's politics all you want, but his culture and faith is as much a part of New York as anyone else's. And. And there is nothing you can show that will make me doubt for even one second that Mamdani does not belong in this great city. Zoran Mamdani unable to name Billy Joel's iconic song, New York State of Mind. Some folks like to get away. As a politician, it's important to be honest. Played the piano from Long island, you commie son of a bitch. Get the hell out of New York. And now for more coverage on the final day of the New York City mayoral race, we go to Cuomo campaign headquarters with our very own Ronny Chang. Ronnie. Ronnie. Tell me, Ronnie, how's Cuomo spending the last few hours? Well, definitely not touching women, if that was what you're gonna ask. Uh, no, I. I wasn't. Okay, good. Cause he's not. Okay. People keep bringing up Cuomo's past, but the Cuomo campaign is asking, what about Zoran's problems? He's a Ugandan and an Indian and a Muslim and a socialist. That's too many things. Yeah. Aren't you a Chinese Malaysian American by way of Australia? Yeah. And I'm shady as hell, okay? Why do you think I had to move so much? You shouldn't vote for me either. We're not. We're. We're talking about Cuomo. Right? Cuomo is confident he's gonna win because he spent the day canvassing the city in his lucky Ford Bronco. And to give him even more luck, he wore this. This lucky sweater. Right. I'm Ronnie. I'm sorry. Is that. Is that a Bill Cosby sweater? What? No. No, it's not a Bill Cosby sweater, okay? It's got a totally different pattern here, okay?
Ronny Chang
You just.
Jordan Klepper
You just feel it, right? No, here. It doesn't. Look, Cosby sweaters don't have this kind of stitching, ok? Brings Andrew Cuomo good luck when he talks to voters or serves women coffee. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, stop. Why you. Why are you touching the sweater like that? Look, the campaign informed me that this is a very normal way to touch sweaters. Okay? All right. It just. It seemed. It seemed a little odd to me that it looks so similar to Cosby's. No. You have 13 sexual harassment cases. I didn't say. I didn't say anything about the cases, man.
Ronny Chang
Oh.
Jordan Klepper
Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah. Everyone's just on edge over here. The guy can't have a lucky car or sweater or sit next to this, his lucky ficus plant, and. Let me stop you right now, okay? No, it's not the same ficus plant that Harvey Weinstein jerked off into, okay? This plant grew from the seedlings of that plant. Okay, I. I didn't know ficus plants could bring good luck. Yeah, they. They don't unless you jerk off into them. Anyway, Andrew Cuomo would like you to stop connecting these innocent lucky charms to gross sex scandals and instead connect Zoran to Marxist jihadist extremism. Okay? If he gets elected, he could do communist 9 11. What is communist 9 11? Well, that's where every building in New York City gets hit a little bit equally. Okay, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. Ro. That is pathetic. Does Cuomo really think that Islamophobic fear mongering is going to play in New York City? Yes. In fact, Cuomo is going to slide right into the mayor's mansion thanks to his lucky baby oil. And no, okay, it doesn't belong to who you think it does. This is Diddy's baby oil. That's who I thought it was. Oh, okay. Well, then you nailed it. Yes. Rodney Chang, everybody. When we come back, we found out what New Yorkers think about the election. Don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily Show. New York isn't just some town on the Hudson River. It's an international city that draws visitors from around the world, eager to visit cultural institutions like the Times Square M and M store, the Times Square Red Lobster, and of course, the Statue of Liberty souvenir shelf in Times Square. That's why as New Yorkers pick their next mayor, a lot of non New Yorkers are watching closely. Don't forget about the election in New York City. Yes, we're a local station in Kansas City. Why does New York matter? Well, it's biggest city in the country, Right? New York is New York. This is what an American political earthquake looks like. L' Election De Nuyer Cosa Justa Mandani Mamdani Kind Wonder Relatif Venice. Zahran Mamdani and his two rivals, Independent Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Silva. How did you pronounce Zoran Mamdani correctly but then stumble with Silva and Kumo? You are a real mystery. But with the rest of America so interested in what's happening with our mayoral race, we set our own Grace Kuhlenschmidt to ask them to mind their own business.
Ronny Chang
A ton of non New Yorkers have weighed in on the New York City mayoral election. So we're in Times Square for real time exit polling data of who non New Yorkers would vote for if they could.
Jordan Klepper
I am from la.
Ronny Chang
Go Dodgers. Okay, gotcha. Do you care about this New York City mayoral election? Yes. From Los Angeles?
Jordan Klepper
Yes.
Ronny Chang
So you're from St. Louis.
Jordan Klepper
Yep. St. Louis, Missouri. Go blues. Go Blues.
Ronny Chang
What's blues? I'm wondering, where are you from? Savannah, Georgia. Do you think that you care about this race because you're jealous you don't live here?
Jordan Klepper
Honestly? A little bit.
Ronny Chang
So you're super jazzed about this election. What's stopping you from becoming a resident of New York and voting well? You know what? I have been a resident of New York.
Jordan Klepper
I love it.
Ronny Chang
I love the Tribeca. I love the Times Square. I love all of it. What's not to love about?
Jordan Klepper
Taxi.
Ronny Chang
What's not? So where are you from? I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Who do you want to be mayor of New York, and why do you give a shit since you are from Pittsburgh?
Jordan Klepper
I don't know how much of a shit I give.
Ronny Chang
Just curious. Who is the mayor of your city? Who is the mayor?
Jordan Klepper
Oh, you know what?
Ronny Chang
I don't even know who the mayor is anymore. Do you hope that the new New York City mayor brings down the cost of you getting a photo with that monkey over there?
Jordan Klepper
Yeah, inflation's kind of crazy right now. I mean, I know affordability is a big issue here in New York City.
Ronny Chang
Defin. We're just trying to not spend our whole paychecks on rent.
Jordan Klepper
That would be nice.
Ronny Chang
Yeah, that would be nice. I mean, what do you pay?
Jordan Klepper
I pay 1,050amonth.
Ronny Chang
What the Holy shit. And what town is that again?
Jordan Klepper
Well, that's in Williston, Vermont.
Ronny Chang
In what?
Jordan Klepper
Williston, Vermont.
Ronny Chang
All right, I'm good. So, as someone who just came out of the Ripley's Believe it or not? Museum. Can you believe this election?
Jordan Klepper
I can't. I can't.
Ronny Chang
As a person who may not stray more than 10 blocks from times Square, what are the issues that are affecting you the most in New York City? In Times Square? Specifically, the lack of pizza places. We had a hard time finding good pizza places where we did not have to wait in line. Which candidate could address the lack of pizza in Times Square? And if I say Cuomo, you are racist. Okay. Are you voting today?
Jordan Klepper
Like, I would if I could, but I'm not from here.
Ronny Chang
And who would you vote? What are you up for today?
Jordan Klepper
Well, I see stuff on TikTok about New York, and.
Ronny Chang
Yeah, that's my favorite news source, I gotta say.
Jordan Klepper
There's a guy. I think his name's Mamdani. Yep, Pretty cool.
Ronny Chang
So who do you want to be mayor of New York?
Jordan Klepper
Madame. Is that how you say his name?
Ronny Chang
Mamdani.
Jordan Klepper
Mamdani.
Ronny Chang
Mom. Donnie.
Jordan Klepper
Mom. Donnie. Mom. Donnie.
Ronny Chang
That's an endorsement, Mamdani.
Jordan Klepper
There you go.
Ronny Chang
Are you paying attention to the New York City mayoral election that's happening right now?
Jordan Klepper
Not really.
Ronny Chang
Not really at all. Do you know, like, anyone who's even in the running? No. No clue.
Jordan Klepper
Not really.
Ronny Chang
So you don't care about who wins the mayoral election of New York? It's New York City. It's New York City. Look at all of our electronic billboards, our pride and joy. I love it. It's nice. Thank you.
Jordan Klepper
AKA Grace. We come back. Shauna Marin will be going to be on the show. Don't. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is the former prime Minister of Finland. Her new book is called Hope in A Memoir about the Courage to Lead. Please welcome Sana Marin. You bought your own book. You know, you don't trust the. The American fake media.
Ronny Chang
You know, this copy is for you because I signed it.
Jordan Klepper
You signed it?
Ronny Chang
So we can swap.
Jordan Klepper
We can swap it. You want this? I signed it as well. It was strange.
Ronny Chang
Thank you so much.
Jordan Klepper
But I felt. Yes. Did you write something nice in it? Well, can I out you in this? Wait, so you didn't write anything, you just wrote to Jordan?
Ronny Chang
I can write something here.
Jordan Klepper
I will sell this one and write something more personal than that one. All right. That is perfect.
Ronny Chang
Let's do that.
Jordan Klepper
That is perfect. Thank you for being here.
Ronny Chang
Well, thank you so much for having me.
Jordan Klepper
Yes. First of all, I read this book.
Ronny Chang
In New York, the best city in the world.
Jordan Klepper
Thank you. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Well, I. I read this book and I get jealous of Finland. It seems Like a very happy place. It's voted year in and year out the happiest place on the globe. Like, why is that? Do you guys not have social media?
Ronny Chang
Well, we do.
Jordan Klepper
You do?
Ronny Chang
Unfortunately, yes. But Finland is the happiest country in the world. But if you ask the people, they will answer you. We aren't happy at all.
Jordan Klepper
No, no.
Ronny Chang
We are not cheerful. We aren't happy. Did you see the clip or the meme during COVID when people we as a government, me as a prime minister, said to people that they have to stay two meters apart. And they were like, do we have to really get closer 2 meters to other people? Like, we are not cheerful. We don't like people.
Jordan Klepper
See, this is the narrative we need to get out that people are miserable everywhere. Right. We think Finland has got it all figured out. But in the end, you guys are grumpy and you didn't like the masks and having to stay that far apart, right?
Ronny Chang
Yeah, but we like coffee.
Jordan Klepper
You do like coffee?
Ronny Chang
We drink the most coffee in the world.
Jordan Klepper
Is that right?
Ronny Chang
That is correct.
Jordan Klepper
Why is that? How do you connect that to the Finnish personality?
Ronny Chang
Well, if you visit Finland right now in November, you will understand the reason. Because it's so cold, it's so rainy, it's so horrible weather. We love coffee and we hate people.
Jordan Klepper
Come visit. Come visit Finland. Come visit. It's miserably cold and we're gonna bitch about it, but we have coffee. And where else could you get this on that planet? Exactly, exactly. It's sort of amazing. I mean, you were. You were the youngest prime minister of Finland at 34. And you talk about this in the book, and you also talk about how Finland is very different than places like America. But you talk a bit about the Nordic welfare state. Tell me a bit about that. And also if that. Like, I think when we hear that somebody is 34 in a position of power in America, our minds explode. We don't even let you consider being President of the United States at 34. Like, is there a connection to sort of the welfare system in a place like Finland and your ability to get into politics so early?
Ronny Chang
Well, I think the most amazing thing, and one thing that I'm really proud of in Finland is our schooling system that allows everybody to become anything, even though your backgrounds might be difficult, like mine is personally as well. Like, I'm from poor, unprivileged family, but we have amazing daycare system, amazing schooling system that gives people the equal opportunities. And I think this is amazing.
Jordan Klepper
It doesn't hurt.
Ronny Chang
It doesn't hurt.
Jordan Klepper
You mentioned in the book you have essentially a baby basket that is given to children.
Ronny Chang
Baby box.
Jordan Klepper
Baby box. What is a baby box?
Ronny Chang
It contains everything that new family needs. Clothing, different kind of of things that the baby needs.
Jordan Klepper
A sense of purpose for the dad who suddenly feels irrelevant. Stick that in there.
Ronny Chang
And actually you can also use the baby box itself as a bassinet for the baby.
Jordan Klepper
Really?
Ronny Chang
Yeah.
Jordan Klepper
You can do that with an Amazon box too. Doesn't make you dad of the year, but. No, but that's sort of symbolic of what the nation does. I know we're talking a lot about the mayoral race and Mavdani has mentioned bringing something like that to New York City that you give parents right off the bat, like baby baskets, I believe.
Ronny Chang
We are very happy to help with the baby box.
Jordan Klepper
Good, good. Thank you. Help us in taking care of kids. And that coffee, I think that can help.
Ronny Chang
Coffee, baby box, horrible weather, distance to people. I think you need it.
Jordan Klepper
I think I need it in New York. I could use a little more distance from people in New York. I definitely could. It's curious, you know, talking about the Finnish electoral system, but also the Finnish government. You have eight to nine political parties. It's a parliamentary system. And as I'm reading this, I'm so jealous of what that system looks like because it instills, correct me if I'm off base here, but like a lack of identity based on one political party. The ability to compromise and shift with another party seems much more necessary and available to a system that has so many options and you have to compromise with other people, otherwise nothing gets done. Yeah. How do we get that here?
Ronny Chang
I don't know how you get that here, but I led a government of five parties and all parties were led by women during my period of time and 4 of US leaders were under 40 years old. So that also tell something about Finland. But I truly appreciate our parliamentarial system and also the fact that we always have coalition governments, because then you have to compromise and you have to find consensus. And there is something beautiful about that kind of way of thinking that you don't go only with your own ideas, but you have to listen, you have to understand, you have to understand different values and then you can find compromises and a middle ground. And I think that is something that we lack today in our democracies, especially with social media ever ending polarizing stories and very negative news cycles. So I truly appreciate a space where we can also disagree and then find compromises together. I think that's Beautiful.
Jordan Klepper
I agree. You mentioned other female leaders. You talk to other world leaders. Female world leaders. And you mention in the book a sense of loneliness. That it is a. It's a unique position, especially for a woman in that position. Like, how did you find that? As somebody who is trailblazing there? And every narrative that we hear about what's happening over there focuses on your gender and your youth. How did you find navigating that?
Ronny Chang
Well, during my period, there was the pandemic war in Ukraine or accession to NATO. Fastest ever.
Jordan Klepper
Humble. Brag.
Ronny Chang
Humble. Of course, we are also known from our humbleness. So there was a lot of crises. And we also had very reformistic governmental programs, so we fulfilled 98% of that. Also very humble. So I didn't have the time to think about my age or my gender or all those things that the media was interested about. I was handling the crises and all the things on my desk.
Jordan Klepper
Yeah.
Ronny Chang
So I was very happy about that. Not the crisis, but. But the fact that I could focus on that and not maybe the media.
Jordan Klepper
Well, so much of this book, the work of leadership, is about negotiation and working with people across the aisle. It lives in that. But it also talks about how you were pulled away from that with the controversies and how the media was, frankly, cruel and focused on your youth. There was a scandal with videos about you partying and enjoying yourself out.
Ronny Chang
Was there a scandal? Oh, my God. There's actually a whole chapter of my scandals.
Jordan Klepper
Oh, I read. That's why I was like, I gotta read the scandals and I'll get into the governing later. Thank you.
Ronny Chang
And they are all hilarious.
Jordan Klepper
Hilarious.
Ronny Chang
At least by names.
Jordan Klepper
Would you have won it? I think by names they are hilarious names.
Ronny Chang
The blazer scandal.
Jordan Klepper
The blazer scandal.
Ronny Chang
Yeah. The breakfast scandal.
Jordan Klepper
Yes.
Ronny Chang
Phone scandal. And the dancing scandal.
Jordan Klepper
And the dancing scandal.
Ronny Chang
Oh, my God.
Jordan Klepper
Which one do you think was most outrageous to the public?
Ronny Chang
Well, maybe the dancing scandal. Me dancing and singing at a friend's apartment. Yes. At a free night. That is scandalous.
Jordan Klepper
That is an act of joy that's being shared by other people. Something that the media would not agree.
Ronny Chang
Very scandalous from the Finnish perspective. I was gonna say somebody enjoying life.
Jordan Klepper
Oh, my God. Come on. She should be miserable and drinking coffee in the corner. Yeah. Yes.
Ronny Chang
Staying away from people.
Jordan Klepper
How did you. It's fascinating because over here, we don't get a lot of Finnish politics. Sorry. We're focused.
Ronny Chang
That's fine. You might. That is a bit Social Democrat.
Jordan Klepper
He's a social Democrat? Yes. It depends who you ask. Or he caused 9, 11. According to some people as well. But it's curious that scandal travels as everything does in a media cycle that focuses on the sensational. What was curious to find here was the comrades in arms aoc Hillary Clinton joined in to sort of mock that was around that. Did you find the silver lining in that? With that newfound attention on you and your country?
Ronny Chang
I don't know. It felt, of course, personally, the whole scandal felt a bit absurd and then maybe a tiny bit out of proportion. But of course I appreciated the solidarity that I got from women. And I think that was because. Because women can feel those kind of double standards everywhere where they live. I think no man leader, no male leader was ever asked questions like how can you be a leader when you have a small child at home? Or how can you be at work today when you went yesterday to a pub with your friends to watch football game and drank two beers? How dare you be a professional today? So I think there is double standard and of course women wanted to show their support and I really appreciated that.
Jordan Klepper
Yeah, I mean I. If you, you see the videos of Donald Trump dancing, I wish that were more of a scandal. We need to shame this person out of attempting to find joy and make weird jerk off motions. It's offensive to us all. It's curious though, you're no longer politics, right? Do you have an interest in getting back into politics?
Ronny Chang
I have said that I would never say never. I'm not sure.
Jordan Klepper
You just said it. You said it twice in that sentence.
Ronny Chang
I would never say never.
Jordan Klepper
You never say never.
Ronny Chang
And I'm still working on political issues. Climate change, human rights, of course, equality. I want to support women and I want to commit my life to that because I've also seen how difficult it is to be a woman in those positions and we need more women in powerful positions. So I want to support women. And also, and also my book, it is a feministic piece as well. So I hope you read it and maybe you'll learn something.
Jordan Klepper
I hope I read it too. I totally read it.
Ronny Chang
Or you can listen to it.
Jordan Klepper
I can listen to it if you.
Ronny Chang
Don'T want to read it or if you don't have to time.
Jordan Klepper
Why do you think I have no interest in this book? I read it. I will say this one. What is curious to me, part of what I found inspiring about your story is a place like Finland that allows early access to the political field and world. The fact that you could be active. You were clearly somebody who was very into politics and working on a local level. But you got national quick. I know some of that has to do with the size of Finland, but also there was a space where you could have your voice heard. And to me, that is an optimistic tale in a place where we all see sorts of older folks running the rules here in America. I see access at that age being very important. And yet hearing at the end that you're out of politics, hearing what the media did to these stories in a way that didn't make it a space that you felt necessitated you staying in that fight. I almost don't know how to read whether this is an optimistic book about getting into politics early or it's a cautionary tale about what we do to to young people when they're in that field.
Ronny Chang
Well, I hope it's an optimistic book. The title is Hope in Action.
Jordan Klepper
Oh, shit, you're right.
Ronny Chang
So of course I want to tell people that there's always hope if there's action. And I want to say to people that please join political parties, run for office, vote, participate. We need your voices and we need different people from different backgrounds to participate in our democracies or otherwise our democracy democracies will die. So we need young people and we need women. We need people from minorities, but we need people.
Jordan Klepper
We need people. We need people and we need action. We need hope and we need hope.
Ronny Chang
And we need action.
Jordan Klepper
We need it all. Thank you very much for joining me. The book Hope in Action is available now. Charlotte Marin. We're gonna take a quick break right back after this. Thank you so.
Ronny Chang
Much.
Jordan Klepper
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Episode Date: November 5, 2025
Host: Jordan Klepper (with Ronny Chieng and Grace Kuhlenschmidt)
Special Guest: Sanna Marin, Former Prime Minister of Finland
This episode is a sharp, satirical deep-dive into the 2025 New York City mayoral race, featuring caricatured campaign antics, media hysteria, and commentary on broader political trends. It pivots from local absurdities in U.S. democracy to an earnest and surprisingly hopeful conversation with Finland’s former Prime Minister Sanna Marin about leadership, politics, and happiness.
“You will rue the day that you voted to destroy your life.”
Klepper quips:
“You never want your endorsements to sound like something Skeletor would scream at He-Man.” (01:40)
“Animals are viewed as property in New York State, and we’re going to turn that.” (04:47)
Klepper: “Humans are going to be the pets from now on.” (04:56)
Cuomo: “It’s a 1996 Ford Bronco...big fans of this Ford Bronco.” (05:16)
Klepper: “Check it out. I own the only vehicle on the planet associated with murder.” (05:39)
Innuendo-laden car “caressing” sequence:
“This is my truck’s clitoris right here.” (06:17)
Ronny Chieng: “A little over 20 years since 9/11, you could have a pro-Hamas jihadist, full-blown communist who wants to defund the police as mayor of the greatest city in the world.” (07:26)
“Seriously, this cynical attempt to inject Islamophobia into this race is disgusting.” (07:48)
“And there is nothing you can show that will make me doubt for even one second that Mamdani does not belong in this great city...unable to name Billy Joel’s iconic song, 'New York State of Mind.' Get the hell out of New York.” (08:14)
“What is communist 9/11? Well, that’s where every building in New York City gets hit a little bit equally.” (12:34)
“Do you think that you care about this race because you’re jealous you don’t live here?” (14:54)
“Do you know, like, anyone who’s even in the running?” “No. No clue.” (17:17)
“Finland is the happiest country in the world. But if you ask the people, they will answer you, we aren’t happy at all.” (19:21)
“We are not cheerful. We don’t like people.” (19:30)
“I’m from [a] poor, unprivileged family, but we have amazing daycare system, amazing schooling system that gives people the equal opportunities.” (21:20)
“It contains everything that new family needs...and actually you can also use the baby box itself as a bassinet.” (21:46)
“We always have coalition governments...then you have to compromise and you have to find consensus. And there is something beautiful about that kind of way of thinking that you don’t go only with your own ideas, but you have to listen, you have to understand...and then you can find compromises and a middle ground.” (23:46)
“So I didn’t have the time to think about my age or my gender...I was handling the crises.” (25:36)
“The blazer scandal, the breakfast scandal, phone scandal, and the dancing scandal.” (26:25)
“I appreciated the solidarity that I got from women...because women can feel those kind of double standards everywhere where they live.” (27:43)
“The title [of the book] is Hope in Action...there’s always hope if there’s action...We need young people. We need women. We need people from minorities...otherwise our [democracies] will die.” (30:51–31:20)
“That’s where every building in New York City gets hit a little bit equally.” (12:34)
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