The Daily Show: Ears Edition – "TDS Time Machine | Star Wars Day"

Release Date: May 4, 2025

Introduction

In the "TDS Time Machine | Star Wars Day" episode of The Daily Show: Ears Edition, hosts from iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts dive deep into the fervent world of Star Wars fandom. Celebrating May the Fourth, the hosts explore the latest developments in the Star Wars saga, fan culture, merchandise launches, and the intersection of pop culture with social issues—all delivered with the show's signature humor and satire.

1. Star Wars Day and Fan Excitement

Kicking off the episode, Host 2 enthusiastically sets the stage for Star Wars Day, highlighting the widespread anticipation surrounding the latest installment in the franchise. He humorously describes American youth rallying behind "Star Wars Movie Episode One: The Phantom Menace," dubbing it the "fandom menace."

Host 2 [00:46]: "Yes, America's youth have rallied around the noble flag of the new Star Wars Movie Episode one, the fandom menace."

2. On-the-Ground Reporting: Vance DeGeneres at Chinese Theater

The segment transitions to an exclusive report from their correspondent, Vance DeGeneres, stationed at Hollywood's Mann's Chinese Theater. Vance provides a comedic take on the extreme lengths fans go to watch the new Star Wars movie, including camping out for weeks.

Vance DeGeneres [04:17]: "During the day it's pretty tame, but after midnight, it's sort of like being a kid at a circus, only without the wild animals and tents or fun."

As Vance endures the hardships of fandom—ranging from scabies to interacting with eccentric fellow fans—the hosts interject with humorous commentary, emphasizing the absurdity of fan dedication.

3. Stephen Colbert's Satirical Trailer Review

In a parody segment, "Stephen Colbert" guest stars to hilariously critique the trailer for "Star Wars Episode Attack of the Clones." His mock-serious analysis pokes fun at the length and style of movie trailers.

Expert 1 (Stephen Colbert Parody) [09:15]: "They got the buttery voiced narrator asking me to imagine a world where something happens... that, my friend, is trailertainment."

Colbert's exaggerated disdain for long movies and trailers adds a layer of satire, highlighting the often excessive marketing tactics in the film industry.

4. Toy Line Release and Retailers' Strategies

The episode shifts focus to the commercial side of Star Wars, discussing Hasbro's early release of the "Attack of the Clones" toy line three weeks prior to the movie's debut. Hosts joke about the inclusion of a controversial character, Martin Luther King, to smooth over previous fan backlash.

Host 2 [13:43]: "What the hell? We only had three, so we threw in him to try and soothe out the whole Jar Jar Binks debacle."

Additionally, they touch upon the integration of Star Wars merchandise in various retail settings, humorously critiquing Walmart's pricing strategies and the introduction of bizarre toys like "Darth Tater."

5. Racial Issues in Star Wars Fandom

A poignant moment arises when the discussion turns to the unfortunate racist attacks against actress Moses Ingram following her role in the new Star Wars series. The hosts and a fictional expert condemn the hate, blending humor with a serious message about racism in fan communities.

Expert 1 [27:20]: "We stand with Moses. We love Moses. And if you're sending her bullying messages, you're no Star Wars fan."

This segment underscores the show's ability to address relevant social issues while maintaining its comedic edge.

6. James Earl Jones Retires, AI Replicates Darth Vader's Voice

A major highlight is the announcement of James Earl Jones retiring from voicing Darth Vader. The hosts satirize Disney's decision to use artificial intelligence (AI) to replicate his iconic voice, raising concerns about the ethical implications of AI in entertainment.

Expert 1 [29:57]: "Instead of trying to find someone else to voice the part, Disney has said they're gonna use artificial intelligence to replicate Darth Vader's voice."

The humorous portrayal of AI taking over beloved characters emphasizes fears about technology's role in creative industries.

7. Disney's Expanding Star Wars Universe

The hosts mock Disney's strategy of expanding the Star Wars universe through numerous spin-offs, including the "Obi Wan Kenobi" series on the fictitious "Dark Disney" streaming platform. They joke about the over-saturation of content and the potential for diminishing returns.

Advertiser 2 [26:32]: "Their plan is to release a show about every character in Star Wars. It's genius. Make a ton of money."

This satire highlights concerns about media conglomerates' relentless content production.

8. Closing Thoughts and May the Fourth Be With You

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts celebrate Star Wars Day with a playful exchange mimicking iconic characters from the franchise. They encourage listeners to engage with the Star Wars festivities and reflect on the cultural impact of the saga.

Host 2 [32:15]: "May the fourth be with you."

Notable Quotes and Moments

• Host 2 [00:46]: "Teens with rebellious acne striking from hidden pores have begun their first battle against the evil Galactic Empire boys who girls like."

• Vance DeGeneres [04:17]: "Fortunately, I'm protected by line dwelling Star wars fanatics wielding toy lightsabers and the force."

• Expert 1 (Stephen Colbert Parody) [10:14]: "The Stephen Colbert trailer commentary winner of the coveted Palme d'Or. Suck my coming to the Daily Show three minutes ago."

• Expert 1 [27:20]: "We stand with Moses. We love Moses. And if you're sending her bullying messages, you're no Star Wars fan."

• Expert 1 [29:57]: "Disney has said they're gonna use artificial intelligence to replicate Darth Vader's voice. I don't know, people. This makes me a little nervous."

Conclusion

"The Daily Show: Ears Edition" masterfully balances humor with insightful commentary on the Star Wars phenomenon. From exaggerated fan devotion and corporate strategies to serious discussions on racism and the ethics of AI in media, the episode offers a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of all things Star Wars. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual observer, this episode provides plenty of laughs and thoughtful critiques, making it a must-listen for anyone interested in the intersection of pop culture and society.

May the Fourth be with you!