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There are a number of different choices that could have represented 2023, and I don't think there's anyone who's moved so many people so well as Taylor Swift did in 2023. Yeah, also, my teenage daughter doesn't speak to me, and I thought this would help, but. But, yeah, yeah. But, yes, Taylor Swift is Times Person of the Year, which is terrible news for Taylor Swift. Have you seen how the past few winners of this are doing? Last year, Zelenskyy won. How's Ukraine doing now? Year before that, Elon Musk got the COVID How's Twitter doing now? Year before that, Biden and Kamala got the COVID Enough said. Forget Travis Kelce. If this pattern keeps up, next year, Taylor Swift is gonna be dating the punter for the New York Jets. But the question is, does Taylor Swift deserve to be Person of the Year? To discuss, we turn to Ronny Chang and Michael Kosta. Let's start with you, Ronnie. Why did Taylor deserve this cover? Well, as a Swiftie, I can say. Isn't it obvious? A massive tour that generated, like, $5 billion for the U.S. economy, a movie about that tour that saved movie theaters, and she made football even more popular. Not to mention all the breakups she got me through. I mean, I was getting dumped on purpose just to enjoy those songs more. Good point, Ronnie. Okay, that's the pro Taylor side. Now let's go to Michael Kosta. Michael, give us the anti Taylor side. What? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing the anti Taylor side. When did this happen? I'm not gonna criticize Taylor Swift on television. She deserves all her success. Her music is great. She was terrific in that Cats movie. I wish nothing. I wish nothing but the best for her and her army of incredibly passionate and defensive fans. Michael, I'm very confused. You were telling me earlier today how stupid you thought it was to give her Person of the Year. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Charlamagne. Charlamagne. Charlamagne. This is not what I said, okay? I wasn't talking about. And you weren't even talking to me. I've never even said words until now. How am I doing? Listen, listen. Can't we just talk about something less controversial, okay? I've got some strong opinions about Palestine and I. Don't be afraid, Kosta. Remember earlier you said you couldn't believe with everything going on in the world, they'd give Person of the year to some overrated singer songwriter. Yep, you said that. Who dances like Phoebe from Friends being electrocuted. Yes, that was you. You said, and I quote, I wish Kanye would interrupt her more. Charlamagne. You said that. Charlamagne. I have a family. Please. Okay, I didn't say anything like that about Taylor. That wasn't even me. I think you're confused with Ronnie. That sounds something like Ronnie would say. Don't you know? Hammy's always like, I hate everything, including Taylor Swift and babies and, oh, these bloggers. Charlamagne. These Taylor Swift haters, like ichaelcosta on Instagram and Ichaelcostaon TikTok. They disgust me. Okay, first, despite what Michael says, the way Taylor Swift dances makes her relatable, all right? And two, she can easily fulfill all the responsibilities of Times Person of the year, okay? She can pose for the COVID she can hang on the wall, and then that's it. Those are the responsibilities. Michael, he's got you there. Are you at the airport? What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing, you loose lip snitch bitches? Okay, yeah, I'm fleeing the country. I need somewhere to hide out, somewhere safe. One ticket to North Korea, please. They don't have any Internet there, right? Come on, Costa. You really think the Swifties aren't gonna find you? Well, that's why I'm changing my name to something generic like John Mayer. All right, good luck with that. My brother John Mayer and Ronny Chang, everyone. Limu, Kimu and Doug. Here we have the Limu Emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug. Uh, Limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us. Cut the camera. They see us. Only pay for what you need@libertymutual.com Liberty. Liberty, Liberty. Liberty Savings. Very unwritten by Liberty Mutual insurance company and affiliates. Excludes Massachusetts. For a limited time at McDonald's, get a Big Mac Extra Value meal for $8. That means two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun, and medium fries. And a drink. We may need to. Prizes and participation may vary. Taylor Swift, pop star, songwriter, and inventor of the color red. Personally, I love Taylor Swift. Huge fan. Really? Nothing bad to say about her. But even if I had something bad to say about her, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say it because Taylor Swift's fans are super protective of her. Like. Like, they're like One of those old fashioned dads with a shotgun who doesn't want you to marry his daughter cause he wants to marry her. You see, Taylor Swift has been re recording all of her old albums, which means people are re listening to all of her old songs about her famous exes and then getting mad at those exes all over again on her behalf. And while Taylor may be content to address her old boyfriends with heartfelt lyrics and songs that are, again, I wanna stress this, perfect in every way, some of her fans are a lot less subtle. This is going a little too far. While Jake Gyllenhaal is taking incoming fire from the Swifties, another one of Taylor's exes is being bombarded with messages. Now, a user on Instagram sent John Mayer a direct message telling him, yourself, you ugly. I hope you choke on something. Mayer then responded to the user saying that he'd been getting many messages like that over the past couple of days and asking, do you really hope I die? To which the user responded, omg. What? I don't want you to die. I'm sorry. The user apologized again and admitted they didn't really think Mayer would see the message. You see, people. This is what I hate about social media. It makes people act shittier than they actually are, which then makes us think that people are shittier than they actually are. Because social media makes us forget that we're all human beings. You know, we just see that little avatar and then we all talk shit to each other. But we're all human. Even celebrities are real people. All of them. I mean, I don't obviously, except Timothee Chalamet. He's gotta be cgi. No one can be that good looking. I mean, just look at that person. Now I'm craving spice. God damn. Mm, mm, mm, mm. And I know her fans are like, but he hurt her. Listen to her song. Yes. That's all you're supposed to do. Listen to the song. You know, Taylor Swift writes songs to express her emotions in a way that touches other people, not to order a hit on her ex boyfriends. So death threats are not the way to go. Especially with someone like John Mayer. Don't. Don't send him death threats. He gets them all the time. If you really want to upset him, tell him that Ed Sheeran is a better guitar player. Well, that's gonna hit his heart. You know, it's weird how people get like, they're so hateful on the Internet. Desi.