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Zach Delanzo
Fascinating.
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Michael Costa
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Zach Delanzo
Only pay for what you need@libertymutual.com Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty Savings Fairy. Underwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company and affiliates, excludes Massachusetts. You're listening to Comedy Central. All right. Hello and welcome to the Pre Cap, where we sit down with this week's Daily show host to preview what's coming up and recap some of the news we might have missed. I'm Zach delanzo, a writer here at the show and I'm joined by Michael Costa. I forgot your name for a second. Michael Costa, this week's Daily show host.
Michael Costa
It's exciting and I'm here with my co host.
Zach Delanzo
Co host for the week, Walter. Walter. Your dog, Walter.
Michael Costa
But he. The subway ride in stressed him out. So he's asleep.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, he's chilling. He's chilling. He's one of our beloved office dogs.
Michael Costa
He is.
Zach Delanzo
And he's at times a grump 100. But when he does show you affection, that sort of. It feels so special.
Michael Costa
You know, I grew up with golden retrievers and I always thought they were the best breed, but they're really sluts.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
You know what I mean?
Zach Delanzo
You can every day. Anybody pet them.
Michael Costa
They'll let anybody pet them. Walter, you gotta earn it.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
And even after, even if you've earned it, he sometimes is mean.
Zach Delanzo
Like, we had wine and dine them.
Michael Costa
You got a wine and dynamic. We had a. We had some family friends staying with us and they made a lot of leeway with Walter. And he was laying on their laps and letting him. The next morning, it was like, reset. He bit one of them. And they're like. But we. We hung out yesterday.
Zach Delanzo
He's like, it doesn't mean anything.
Michael Costa
Doesn't mean anything.
Zach Delanzo
No.
Michael Costa
It's like the Daily Show.
Zach Delanzo
Every day you start is a new day.
Michael Costa
New day.
Zach Delanzo
And I truly can't remember what we did the previous day.
Michael Costa
Correct.
Zach Delanzo
It doesn't matter.
Michael Costa
Which is actually freeing.
Zach Delanzo
It is.
Michael Costa
Hey, feel free to write a terrible joke.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. Cause it.
Michael Costa
Hey, feel free to perform a terrible joke. Tomorrow. You'll be doing this shit again anyways.
Zach Delanzo
And I feel so strongly when I do write a joke that this is a good joke. And then I'll sometimes look at previous jokes and I'll be like, oh, man, I understand why you didn't go with that one. Cause it wasn't very good. Right now we're in a working dark week, which is like, a rare thing we do occasionally a few times a year where we're coming into the office, but we're not doing shows. We're just prepping stuff. But because of that, we're also missing a lot of fun news that we'd otherwise certainly cover on the show.
Michael Costa
That's true.
Zach Delanzo
Is there anything.
Michael Costa
But sometimes these dark weeks, you're like, God, I wish the show was on.
Zach Delanzo
No, totally.
Michael Costa
You know, like, when that. I think it was the strike, when that submarine exploded.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, yeah.
Michael Costa
And I was like, this isn't funny that people are dead. But come on, there's. There's stuff here.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. There's material by the. Yeah.
Michael Costa
You know, and this week, I'm kind of like, okay, it's a Newsweek. I'm not, like, itching that the show is on.
Zach Delanzo
Right. There hasn't been the one very special thing that everybody's talking about that.
Michael Costa
Or it's a very serious thing that you're like, hey, maybe it's better to let the serious people cover this.
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Zach Delanzo
I will say there's been some. Well, first of all, there's still a government shutdown, which is sort of like an ongoing story that you can kind of talk about, but it's just people arguing about whose fault it is.
Michael Costa
And it's not really a sexy story.
Zach Delanzo
It's not.
Michael Costa
You know, and the other thing I've noticed with this government shutdown, even the newscasters are like, we've done this before.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
You know, and they put up a graphic of all the other times with Clinton and Obama and Bush. So it is kind of hard to mine this.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. What do you say about, like. Well, it's day 16.
Michael Costa
I mean, I. I found the Christy Noem video, the airport video, interesting. If you saw that. She basically said, we're trying to keep you safe, but the Democrats have shut the government down, and they want her to air that at all the airports. And some airports have said, no, we're not doing that.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
So that's kind of an interesting new government shutdown story.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, they have access to all of the websites. So I know that, like, if you go to, like, the HUD website, they're like, we'd love to be open right now. We know how much you guys love the HUD website. But we are. But they just have some message up that's blaming Democrats. So there are certainly. This administration, I'd say, really loves to make little videos.
Michael Costa
Well, let me tell you this, Zach. That's a violation of the Hatch Act, a federal law.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, right.
Michael Costa
Since 1939, you are not allowed. If you're a civil servant, you're not allowed to politicize or use politics in a harmful way. It's against the law.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
Now, here's the big question. This administration has done a lot of that, and what is going to happen? But they should never be able to do that.
Zach Delanzo
Right? Oh, I remember from the first administration learning about. It's one of the many things we learned about that existed that no one was familiar with. But, yeah, the Hatch Act. And yeah, I guess they should have outlined a punishment for that.
Michael Costa
I mean, it's like, I've been fortunate enough to interview Secretary of the Interior on the show, Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm, you know, and they always say to you, they're acting in their official office duty so they can't get into politics with you. It would be a violation of the Hatch act if you said, like, Trump. Huh? Because they'd be like, no, we're officially government officers. We can't do that.
Zach Delanzo
Serving the public.
Michael Costa
Right. But then you watch this video or these websites where they blame the Democrats, and you're like, I guess one thing the Trump administration is doing really well is testing all these boundaries. And we have to. American people have to, like, enforce this shit somehow, right?
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. It's also just like a nut. Like, flying already sucks enough that you have to, like, go and see Kristi Gnome being mean.
Michael Costa
I'm already gonna get this wine opener that I didn't even know was in the bottom of my bag confiscated. Why do I have to watch a video of Christi Noem anyways? So, yes, the government shut down. There isn't. It's not like a super comedy heavy.
Zach Delanzo
No, it's subject sort of boring. Yeah, there's little. There's little moments, little arguments that have been happening with Mike Johnson. But it's.
Michael Costa
How. How do you. How do you all as. As writers tackle those, like, what seems to be boring subjects?
Zach Delanzo
I don't know. I guess we try to figure out, like a. I guess we have a meeting where we try to figure out a meeting. Yeah, but, I mean, it's. There's always a way to shift it into something funny. Our research team will do a good job of finding, like, a juicy video of, like. Cause it's all about right now. It's just everybody making little videos. Democrats are making videos. Blaming Republicans. We're hoping they're just making videos. So we have that. Upgrade your laundry routine with a durable.
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Zach Delanzo
The story that I thought was pretty fun this week was, well, Trump, I guess he didn't win the Nobel Prize, right? And. And he's very angry about that, which is a very funny thing to be pissed off about. I'm so fucking peaceful.
Michael Costa
But he was kind of putting on, like, a press blitz for that, right?
Zach Delanzo
He was, like, sort of shamelessly trying.
Michael Costa
To win the way you, like, try to win an Emmy.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. Yes, exactly. But I feel like it's one of those things that the more you. It's not like Mother Teresa campaigned to win a Nobel Peace Prize, it's sort of like. Like when. Like, prom king, like, if you're asking people to vote for you to be prom king, that's a bad sign.
Michael Costa
As soon as you want the Nobel Peace Prize, you're not qualified.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, exactly.
Michael Costa
Like, the whole point of that and.
Zach Delanzo
Also part of it was that the. I guess the way that it works is that you have to be nominated, like, whatever. Nomination time closed January 31st of this past year. So he was only president for all the stuff that he did that he's claiming should qualify him. So it's like, just at least give it another show. Anyway, he was very upset about that. And then, I guess. But also part of the.
Michael Costa
I can't even foster an argument for him to have the Nobel Peace Prize now, if we accept, like, his press releases that he's solved all these wars. I mean, I guess you can. I don't even know what wars he's talking about.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, he's always. I've solved. I've stopped eight wars.
Michael Costa
And I do think it is interesting to watch Trump, you know? You know, this was a big paradigm shift for me that was helpful. I always thought Trump wanted to be at War. Because the American people support presidents during war. And I was always going, is he gonna get us into war? Is he gonna get us in war? And then I realized, oh, he is a wartime president. It's just he's fighting a war here in the United States.
Zach Delanzo
His enemies are.
Michael Costa
His enemies are here, like the people. So I was like, he is a wartime general, but, like, traditional American president. He's not fighting Russia. He's fighting the elite coastal cities or whatever. Whoever we are. Chicago. Yeah. Whatever the hell we are.
Zach Delanzo
So speaking of that, there was. That. There was a photo. Okay, so the context of this is that a few weeks ago, Pete Hagseth had gave this crazy speech to all of his generals in which he.
Michael Costa
By the way, do you know those guys, like, flew in from around the globe.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, from all over. Unprecedented.
Michael Costa
It wasn't like they were in Annapolis.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, no, they drove in, were, like, in active war zones, and flew back to see the speech in person was also televised. Like, they could have watched it on television.
Michael Costa
Could have been a zoom.
Zach Delanzo
It could have been a zoom. Could have been an email. But they. The main part of this speech was that army men aren't going to be fat anymore.
Michael Costa
Right.
Zach Delanzo
And then the National Guard, I believe it was the Texas National Guard, was sent to Chicago, right? And there was a photograph of these overweight military guys, like, several of them, all unloading stuff.
Michael Costa
It's also funny. Like, I tell my daughter, like, hey, we don't say fat.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
Hey, like, you know, if you see somebody that's large and you need to say something, whisper it to me. But then you just, like, these leaders are like, fat, fat, fat.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, we don't want fat guys. Yeah. And here's the picture. Have you seen this photo?
Michael Costa
No. Now, is this the real photo, or did you guys enlarge this photo?
Zach Delanzo
No, no, that's the real photo. And the Internet had a. Had a bit of fun.
Michael Costa
Oh, did they?
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. And, you know, again, it's really sort of. These guys are probably nice guys. Of course.
Michael Costa
By the way, you know, any more bullets those guys can take?
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, they got them The. The meat suit.
Michael Costa
They got the meat suit.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
I want. I want this. I want to be fourth. And one game is on the line, and you need. You need one yard, and you give the ball to any of those people and you run fast.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, absolutely. This is.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
Eye formation and. Well. Yeah. So. But as part of that. So this photo came out, and then apparently they sent these guys home, like, after people on the Internet were being mean to them. We live in a very petty time. And I think you should be allowed to be fat. And me. And also, they shouldn't be in Chicago in the first place. They should be.
Michael Costa
Also, I don't care if the guy operating an unmanned drone.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
Is fat.
Zach Delanzo
You prefer it?
Michael Costa
I prefer it, yeah. Because he. You know, those guys know how to really.
Zach Delanzo
The game. Yeah.
Michael Costa
They know how to really settle in. You know, another realization of this administration. It sucks. Is that they live online.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, they live online. Online. Optics, the memes.
Michael Costa
So if this picture goes up and then the Internet doesn't responds a different way, they would respond differently. It's one thing just to remember, like, they live online. Everything is online.
Zach Delanzo
So it's the work. Like, online is sort of the worst place to live, correct?
Michael Costa
Yes.
Zach Delanzo
So, yeah, we're the.
Michael Costa
It's the swamp. They live in the swamp. I feel bad for those service men and women. And if they're watching this, I thank them for their service. They do a lot more shit for this country than I have, other than I do. I. Sorry, I gotta take that back. I do more than them for this country. But I do appreciate their. No. When you start this all up, I appreciate those servicemen and women, if they're watching, I'm sure they're big Daily show fans. And also, like, they didn't look. They didn't look grotesquely obese. They just looked like a bigger body type.
Zach Delanzo
Right. They're just like a. Yeah.
Michael Costa
People have a picture of them with their shirts off.
Zach Delanzo
Alan.
Michael Costa
No.
Zach Delanzo
Can we go? No. But. Yeah. And it's like, you're. There are no other jobs where you're allowed to be like, hey, we decide. We. The new. The new boss doesn't like fat people.
Michael Costa
Right.
Zach Delanzo
So we're like, you guys will have to go home. We got Putin shirtless.
Michael Costa
We got Putin shirtless. Wow. Putin's doing the butterfly swim stroke, which is a tough swim strip. You know what? After seeing this, I'm on board with Putin.
Zach Delanzo
He's good. He's fishing, he's hunting. Shirtless, you know?
Michael Costa
Yeah. This sucks. It sucks that they let those servicemen and women go, Especially when they talk about merit so much. We have no clue. The service record of these people. It could be excellent, right? It could be excellent. And if you're letting them go because their service record isn't, then make that the story.
Zach Delanzo
Right. No. Nothing is merit based at this point. It's all online optics.
Michael Costa
I think if they say it's a thing, it's the opposite thing. So if they go, merit, merit, merit. You go like, oh, mayor. Then it's like, no, it's actually not that.
Zach Delanzo
Right. Because it's like Pete Hag. Seth, I don't think is the most highly decorated. No, I know, I know he served.
Michael Costa
And you know, and we thank you for your service.
Zach Delanzo
We thank him for his service, but he saw. He was also just on fox news like 6 months ago, so I know it's all very strange.
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Michael Costa
You know, Gaza. We got, we got to talk. I mean, that's the story. Yeah, that's sort of the.
Zach Delanzo
That's the story is the peace deal. So we would certainly cover that.
Michael Costa
We would certainly cover that. And yeah, it's an interesting, it's kind of an interesting story in the sense that Trump, did he do a good thing?
Zach Delanzo
Certainly. Anyone? Yeah, I mean, I would say that ending and I would say that's a good thing. I think it is. Yeah. It is interesting that it is. Like, I mean, he certainly was involved and that we probably should talk about his role in that. But it is also interesting that it's sort of the first thing that comes up with the story is like this hellish thing is finally come to an end. And like, but the context of good Trump or bad, like, everything is political. Is it a win or, you know, Right.
Michael Costa
Like, yeah, you're almost afraid to say good job, Trump.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
You know, say it. Me personally, I think Trump probably wants to turn the west bank into a golf course. So it's like, it's kind of hard to really go like, hey, good job, bro.
Zach Delanzo
Yes.
Michael Costa
I also think there wasn't a whole lot worse it could get.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
Like, it reached the end.
Zach Delanzo
Right. But. And I think there's still a lot to the story is still unfolding in terms of this, see how.
Michael Costa
What happens. But I mean, I hope any American president is constantly trying and working to bring more ceasefires and peace to the United States.
Zach Delanzo
We have like, incredible leverage as a country over. And it's a shame it didn't happen sooner and. But it seems like a good thing.
Michael Costa
And good. Good for him for, you know, he didn't. He seems like he cared about it, in which case, I'll say it. Hey, Trump, nice job so far with this. Maybe. Maybe Ceasefire.
Zach Delanzo
I feel like.
Michael Costa
Keep it up.
Zach Delanzo
Dedicate yourself to peace from here on out at home and abroad.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
And maybe you get that award.
Michael Costa
You know what? You know what? Ceasefire. I'd love to see him work on next. Yes. The political violence ceasefire in the United States. That's beautiful.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
Nice job, Costa.
Zach Delanzo
Nice. Good take. That's what we would have done on the show, but sadly, we're in a podcast room with a sleepy dog, so.
Michael Costa
Yeah, we would have to cover Gaza. We'd have to cover that. Obviously we would.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. I'd say on the show there's always a have to cover. And, like, this has got some juice and is just going to be fun to talk about. And I feel like Gaza would just be the. Be a Have to cover.
Michael Costa
Do you think we would cover, like, the Poppy. Kim Kardashian's thong thing? I don't know, because we kind of used to do some of that stuff.
Zach Delanzo
We used to, like, be a little more. I feel like me. You. Maybe you could work it into a joke without making it a news story. Kim Kardashian.
Michael Costa
God, this Gaza ceasefire thing is hairier than.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. Kim Kardashian.
Michael Costa
Kardashians pube thong. Can you pull up the picture of that? She's good at getting people to.
Zach Delanzo
We're talking about her. Yeah.
Michael Costa
Huh.
Zach Delanzo
I mean, I guess. Why not? I guess you just look extra naked, then. You know what I mean?
Michael Costa
I'm afraid that my pubes are so big that you wouldn't even know I was wearing that.
Zach Delanzo
Right. No. I feel like I was gonna say.
Michael Costa
Many fans are expressing confusion over the product. That's.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, there's white ones as well.
Michael Costa
That's cool.
Zach Delanzo
That's cool for all ages. A Santa.
Michael Costa
Yeah. All right. Whatever. Yeah. Fashion.
Zach Delanzo
They don't. It's a shame they don't make a man's brief.
Michael Costa
Well, I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind one of those, but the hair is on the backside.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
You know what I mean?
Zach Delanzo
You just wear it backwards.
Michael Costa
I don't think we would cover that.
Zach Delanzo
No. Another part of these. I don't know if it was because of. I think it was because of the ceasefire. Trump was on the COVID of Time magazine. Did you see that cover? No. Speaking of funny photos, Trump was on the COVID of Time magazine.
Michael Costa
He loves being on cover.
Zach Delanzo
He was. He. It's, It's. It's from an unflattering angle. And he even truth. Socialed about it. Bit of a. A neck vagina. People have been wow online. And so he. He was even like, guys, come on.
Michael Costa
It's a little bit of a troll.
Zach Delanzo
It could be like a triumphant angle in a way that, like, you know, he's like, his. He's in the glory of the ceasefire. But it's a. It's a. It's a tough angle.
Michael Costa
The way that I would see this is Time is giving him that, like, dictator shot. I mean, that looking. Go watch. Like, some of these guys speeches, they were shot from that angle.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, yeah.
Michael Costa
So they might be giving a little bit of that. Are they truly trying to be complimentary here? Do we feel.
Zach Delanzo
Were there like a troll. Let's find the bad picture of him and be petty about it.
Michael Costa
Yeah. I mean, this doesn't. This doesn't paint him in a. I.
Zach Delanzo
Mean, biologically speaking, as a man, you do get a little hard looking at that neck.
Michael Costa
But thanks for saying biologically speaking.
Zach Delanzo
You know, it's just. It's not a political thing.
Michael Costa
I don't love making fun of you. You all done, dude? You want to come over here?
Zach Delanzo
The body shaming. Yeah. I feel like, as liberals, we're, like, we shouldn't be fat phobic. We shouldn't make fun of people.
Michael Costa
Well, especially when there's.
Zach Delanzo
Fuck it.
Michael Costa
Well, no, I always, you know, when. Look, I'm no. I'm no saint. I've certainly made fun of RFK jr's voice.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
I've. I've taken those jokes and I've done them, but I try, if we have time in the rewrite room. And again, I'm not patting myself in the back. I try to say, you know, Mitch McConnell was an easy one to make fun of. And I always would say there's plenty to make fun of this person about the character of the person. Let's make fun of that.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. And it's also like.
Michael Costa
I mean, the character, they have some control over.
Zach Delanzo
Yes, yes. It's just so tempting. And.
Michael Costa
And you got a Daily show and the show's. We gotta be on the air in one hour and we gotta go. I mean, I think Time is kind of trolling Trump.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. I feel like that seems like they were.
Michael Costa
What did Trump say about it?
Zach Delanzo
One would think that. Yeah. I don't know if. I guess his team didn't have any.
Michael Costa
Control over what the Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me with the picture, maybe the worst of all time capitalized. They disappeared my hair and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird. I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture and deserves to be called out. Why are they doing this and why. Yeah, I mean, it is. I think they're kind of trolling him.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
You know, this is going down. As long as it continues to happen, it's gonna go down as a positive moment in the Trump presidency.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
So I do think the media shouldn't be afraid to say, good job, we have a ceasefire. I noticed yesterday, and this is something we could definitely make fun of on the show. It was like, okay, but what's next? What's next? It's like, hey, if a good thing happened, let's, like, let. We can celebrate it.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. You know, so good on him.
Michael Costa
Good on him. Yep. What else we got?
Zach Delanzo
We got some things we can look forward to. We can get to the forecasting of stories that we probably won't actually cover because probably something crazy will happen.
Michael Costa
Yes.
Zach Delanzo
It often does. But there's a no Kings protest this weekend in New York City.
Michael Costa
I'll be going to that. And I should mention, go to nokings.org and you can see thousands of no Kings protests all around the country. And again, what's cool about this, ladies and gentlemen, this is not partisan. So scroll down a little bit, Alan, you'll see the map. Look at this.
Zach Delanzo
Wow.
Michael Costa
Isn't that crazy?
Zach Delanzo
A lot of dots.
Michael Costa
So this is non partisan. This is.
Zach Delanzo
There's one in Mexico. They've got them all around the globe.
Michael Costa
Oh, this guy was drunk. Whoever put these dots on here. So also, I recommend. And this ties into the government shutdown. I just reread the Declaration of Independence, which, when you go to the National Archives website, the first pop up is like, we're closed because the government shutdown. Which I thought was interesting, but you can still read the text. Like, 80% of the declaration of Independence is bitching about the tyranny of the English king. And I do think it's.
Zach Delanzo
The whole thing was that it was.
Michael Costa
I mean, more or less. It's like. It's like we're all creative. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Correct. But I just hope Americans realize the foundation of this country, truly the foundational document before the Constitution is, we don't want your fucking kingship. Get this shit out of our face.
Zach Delanzo
Right.
Michael Costa
You don't have to be Democrat, Republican, Green Party, Ralph Nader. That's just a foundation of this country.
Zach Delanzo
Right. We want to be able to elect representatives. That's why we threw a bunch of tea into the.
Michael Costa
That's why we threw tea.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
We wanna not have to house your troops. We wanna have a trial by jury. We wan Fair trial. All this shit. Anyways, if you support that, that's happening this Saturday in a city near you.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, this isn't because there's been a few. Right. There's been.
Michael Costa
There have been previous no Kings protests and I don't know when the last one was, but I'm hoping they do these frequently.
Zach Delanzo
What's your vibe at a protest sign? Sign?
Michael Costa
No, I wear one of those Kim Kardashian dog things. Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
Backwards.
Michael Costa
That's a good question. I haven't really thought about my wardrobe yet.
Zach Delanzo
It's like perfect weather for really anything, including marching. Marching to defend your liberties.
Michael Costa
Yeah, your liberties. Now that we're talking about it, I almost wanna dress as a king and then have people kinda like beat me up or something.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. So everybody gets satirical.
Michael Costa
Talk about. That's the kind of thing that gets me excited.
Zach Delanzo
They.
Michael Costa
Groups of people kicking the shit out of me.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
Yeah. This is an easy one, in my opinion, to get behind.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, it's. It's. It's like some, some certain marches can get hyper specific, but this one's pretty. Should be something most people can get behind, I think.
Michael Costa
So what else is going on?
Zach Delanzo
We got. We got the NBA beginning. Are you a basketball guy?
Michael Costa
I like basketball. That's. That's not circled on my calendar.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. I feel like I don't start paying attention really to basketball until the new year baseball playoffs happening. Maybe. Sometimes we do sports on the show. We go a little sports war segment. Baseball's heating up. How are you a baseball guy?
Michael Costa
I'm a Tigers guy. They lost. They're out. But I do like baseball. October. Baseball's fun.
Zach Delanzo
I know.
Michael Costa
I like watching pitching. I like watching how they make the ball do weird things. Oh, yeah, that's cool. How did you do that?
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, I'm a Phillies guy. They also lost this round, so. And it is at a point where in my life where I can really only watch my teams. I can't.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
When I was a younger man, I could just watch sports six nights a week.
Michael Costa
Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was on in the background. If you have a family or people that love you, it's hard to really commit to sports. Yes.
Zach Delanzo
There's also the big mayoral debate in New York City.
Michael Costa
I probably will watch that.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, that'll be. That'll be interesting.
Michael Costa
Somehow. Cuomo lost the primary but is back.
Zach Delanzo
He's back.
Michael Costa
And Eric Adams is not running again.
Zach Delanzo
Yes. And apparently, I guess he gave a speech to, like, a bunch of his staffers and was like, I got an amazing new job, but didn't say what it was. Who?
Michael Costa
Eric Adams.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah. He's like. He's like, this is something that's, like, just as cool as being the mayor, which seems like I. Like, unless he's bringing those staffers with him, it's sort of like a weird thing to be like, hey, weird flex. Things are going good for me.
Michael Costa
I think he's gonna want some ambassadorship under Trump.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
Seems like he's a Trump guy.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, it seems like there was some sort of, like, get out of the race and. But Mamdani, I was reading, I guess, did an interview with Fox News. He's, like, trying to, you know, there's something Democrats will do. Appeal. Appeal to people that aren't on the.
Michael Costa
Yeah. I'll tell you what, my friends that don't live in New York City have a lot of opinions about Mamdani, and I'm like, holy shit, guys. This is crazy that you care this.
Zach Delanzo
Much about, like, yeah, I've gotten, like, the grocery store thing is like, he.
Michael Costa
Wants to open up a public grocery store.
Zach Delanzo
Like, hey, man, I'm paying, like, $9 for a can of beans if someone wants to.
Michael Costa
It's just funny that everyone has an opinion about New York City, but as soon as you tell them that Kansas City sucks, they think you're, like, an elitist.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, Yeah. I got to start ripping on other cities.
Michael Costa
Yeah, they. They. They're. They're very not afraid to make fun of New York City.
Zach Delanzo
So whoever's running Topeka, Kansas, suck. Fucking sucks. Okay.
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Zach Delanzo
Let's do a segment called the Daily show and tell.
Michael Costa
Oh, I like this. What do we do?
Zach Delanzo
You're going to tell. You're going to show us or tell us something that you've watched, read, listened to, argued about something that's just been on your mind lately that you've liked, hated. You know, just something.
Michael Costa
Well, I shared earlier, you know, I did some fun reading on the Hatch Act. Yeah, I know, that's not.
Zach Delanzo
You've been reading up. That's actually. Yeah, that's.
Michael Costa
I just kind of like that stuff. Yeah, I like that our previous politicians and authors of our government thought of this stuff.
Zach Delanzo
Right?
Michael Costa
Hey, we can't have people using politics in a position, in a civil servant position. But what's interesting and most interesting to me is how do we enforce it? And let me just share with you some therapy lessons.
Zach Delanzo
Okay?
Michael Costa
Creating boundaries is one thing. Enforcing the boundary is another thing. So when I say to my family, hey, I'm not offering tickets to anybody for my standup show because it gets too complicated. Because you guys all change your mind all the time and then you need a friend of a friend who wants a ticket and they go, oh, okay. But then enforcing the boundary, when I get 900 phone calls in a text that says, like, but my cousin's friend's brother wants a ticket. Enforcing is hard. Yes, enforcing the boundary is hard. And as a country, I think we have created.
Zach Delanzo
That's where we are.
Michael Costa
We've created good boundaries.
Zach Delanzo
Right, right.
Michael Costa
Constitution, Bill of Rights.
Zach Delanzo
There used to be a shame motivator that sort of has gone away or.
Michael Costa
Yeah, the shame is not really an enforceable right. You know, we need to enforce our boundaries. So that isn't. Might not have been a fun, cute Daily show and Tell, but that has. What's been. That has that. But that is what's been on my mind lately.
Zach Delanzo
Should I read the. How long will it take me to read the Hatch Act?
Michael Costa
I didn't even read the Hatchet.
Zach Delanzo
Okay.
Michael Costa
I just read about that.
Zach Delanzo
Okay, cool. That's what I'll do. Yeah, no, I've. I'd. Yeah. Emoluments clause. Yeah, I don't. I remember that being a thing. Maybe I'll give that a read.
Michael Costa
Yeah, give that a read. I don't even know what that is.
Zach Delanzo
Um, maybe I think that's to do with gifts, maybe.
Michael Costa
Oh, yeah, that's the other thing. Like with these fucking Supreme Court justices with their gifts. The RVs, it's like, okay, we've created a boundary, but there's no real enforcement of anything. Well, they don't even have a. They don't even have a code of ethics. They write their own code of ethics.
Zach Delanzo
That's nice.
Michael Costa
Yeah, that's nice.
Zach Delanzo
I love the like, Texas billionaire. His name is Harlan Crow, which is such like a really funny, funny name.
Michael Costa
Like, if you read a screenplay and the villain's name was Harlan Crowe, you'd be like, well, this is a little too gimmicky.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, we would soften that a little. Okay, well, I.
Michael Costa
What's your show and tell?
Zach Delanzo
I don't know. My show and tell was going to be this movie.
Michael Costa
Yeah, let's.
Zach Delanzo
That seems.
Michael Costa
I know Hatchack was kind of hacked.
Zach Delanzo
Hatch. Hatch act. Really?
Michael Costa
What's the movie?
Zach Delanzo
I saw this movie maybe a few months ago. Me and Kabuka, who's another producer here.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
Went to see this Japanese movie called Cloud. It's sort of this, like, guy gets involved in this sort of like e Commerce scam and then these like, people sort of like, try to come to hurt him. And it. But it's very funny. It takes all sort of interesting turns.
Michael Costa
And that kind of is making me think of that weird Adam Sandler movie, Punch Drunk Love.
Zach Delanzo
Oh, yeah.
Michael Costa
Where he. He gets like in.
Zach Delanzo
In over his head.
Michael Costa
Yeah, over his head with this phone sex operator.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah.
Michael Costa
I need to get.
Zach Delanzo
I. I was like, did you. Have you seen One Battle after Another?
Michael Costa
No, but that's been on my list.
Zach Delanzo
I. I enjoyed that. I was gonna. I thought about making that my show and tell. Then I was like, everybody's sort of heard about that movie.
Michael Costa
So I like mo bad people. Like vigilante shit. Is that what I'm getting into? Because I do want to see it, people. I guess I like movies where someone does something wrong, even if it's small, like cuts an old lady in the grocery store and then someone gets to kill that person.
Zach Delanzo
It's not quite that, but it's. There are like. There is like people that are set up to be bad guys that eventually there's warring factions and stuff. And there is sort of like a polynomial political backdrop to it. I guess some people on the right are upset about because there's like a left wing revolutionaries thing, which actually there was this podcast, a great podcast about like the Weather Underground. Are you familiar with the Bill Ayers and like all these like, revolutionaries in the 60s who were like, bombing government buildings to protest the Vietnam War.
Michael Costa
And.
Zach Delanzo
Then, and then like living in The. This underground. There's. I forget. And I think the podcast is one of these people's kids made the podcast about their mom. Highly recommend. It's sort of a. There's so much American history you aren't taught in public school. And that was.
Michael Costa
That's true.
Zach Delanzo
Interesting. So that. That can be another one of my show and tell. And then there's a movie with Alan. Help me out. River Phoenix is in it, I believe. And it's about. And it's about, like, them living in the underground and this, like, young boy wants to. I think it's called Running on Empty. Okay, Running on Empty. Thank you, Alan. I'm amazed Alan's still there. That is also, like, is a fun companion watch to one battle after another. And an even funner companion piece to the Hatch act, which I also had.
Michael Costa
Wait, go back to the description of Running on Empty.
Zach Delanzo
They're living in the underground, and this teenage boy is sort of, like, dealing with, like, wanting to actually have his own life and not, like, running from the government.
Michael Costa
Okay. In 1971, Arthur and Annie Pope blew up a napalm lab to protest the war. Ever since, they've been on the run from the FBI. They choose their lives. Well, it's funny you say this, because I went to Vietnam and I went to the American War Museum, which is what they call it, by the way.
Zach Delanzo
You don't call it the Vietnam War no more.
Michael Costa
And that blew me away that it wasn't.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, No, I guess that makes sense.
Michael Costa
Right? Of course. It's called the American War. We were on their. Yeah, like, we showed up there. Yeah. And there is a really, really, really heart wrenching, extremely sad napalm exhibit. Oh, my God, it is wild. And after you see the pictures and the medical consequences and you think you're done with it. I mean, you're crying. You're watching. Like, you see.
Zach Delanzo
Or that our country did.
Michael Costa
Yeah, it's so terrible that we, like, threw liquid fire on their crops, their homes, their kids. It's terrible. Then as you leave that exhibit, there's a bunch of napalm victims who are alive or are children of napalm victims. And they're all. They're all messed up physically. And they're standing there and they're.
Zach Delanzo
They're at the.
Michael Costa
They're at the thing. And, like, they're asking for donations. And they're also just there as, like, a final, like, see how fucked up this fucking real.
Zach Delanzo
And it happened not that long ago.
Michael Costa
Exactly. And, like, there's still birth defects that occur still, to this day.
Zach Delanzo
Wasn't there, like, Agent Orange?
Michael Costa
Yeah, Agent Orange, I think is what. Yeah. Anyways, positive thing to end this podcast on, but interesting, too.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, no, it is, it is. There is, like, when you're traveling and you, you know, I went to Germany, went to the Holocaust Museum, it is like, there's a certain, like, heaviness that. That you feel that you should engage with. Like, and. And you got to read the Hatch Act.
Michael Costa
I think you got to read the Hatch Act. No, but as a human, we need to be. We've. We do amazing things and we do terrible things and we. We need to cover both.
Zach Delanzo
Yeah, no, no. And. And it is like you feel like you're doing your due diligence to.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Zach Delanzo
To, like, engage with these, like, insanely dark things.
Michael Costa
Yeah, insanely dark things. Anyways, I'm hosting next week, ladies and gentlemen. Won't be this dark.
Zach Delanzo
All right, that's our time, Costa. We learned a lot today. Let's save something for the actual show, though. I'm Zach delanzo.
Michael Costa
Hey, write some funny stuff. You always do. I always love. I always read the jokes and I go, that's a Zach joke.
Zach Delanzo
Yes. Thank you. So usually my initials are after it too.
Michael Costa
That's true. It does sound that you've signed it.
Zach Delanzo
Thanks, Costa. Thank you. Thank you, Walter. Thanks for all the help pre capping for us today. And yeah, check out the Daily show, hosted by Michael Costa this week.
Michael Costa
Thanks, everybody. Talk to you later.
Zach Delanzo
Bye.
Michael Costa
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Zach Delanzo
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Podcast: The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Host: Zach Delanzo
Guest: Michael Costa (this week’s Daily Show host)
Date: October 20, 2025
This episode of The Precap offers a laid-back, behind-the-scenes chat between Daily Show host Michael Costa and writer Zach Delanzo, previewing stories they’re working on during a "working dark week" (when the show is off-air and writers are preparing, not taping), and recapping recent news with a comedic and critical lens. They riff on stories that might have made the show, discuss the government's ongoing shutdown, Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize ambitions, the Gaza ceasefire, fat phobia in the military, and the contours of proper protest attire. As always, the tone is a mix of irreverent, insightful, and self-deprecating.
| Timestamp | Segment / Highlight | |------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:00 | Introduction — Office Dogs, Writers’ Room Banter | | 04:04 | The Government Shutdown, Shutdown Media Narratives | | 05:35 | Hatch Act, Politicization of Bureaucracy | | 09:06 | Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Campaign | | 11:17 | Military Optics: Fat Phobia, Social Media, Meritocracy | | 17:12 | Gaza Ceasefire: Giving Credit, Political Optics | | 21:24 | TIME Cover: Trump’s Vanity, Body Shaming, Liberal Standards | | 24:54 | No Kings Protest—Foundations of American Democracy | | 27:34 | Sports Previews and NYC Mayoral Race Chatter | | 31:13 | The Daily Show and Tell: Hatch Act, Movie Picks, American Political History| | 37:05 | Travel, Vietnam, and facing US history abroad |
For listeners who missed the episode:
You’ll come away with an insider’s view on how the Daily Show sifts through each week’s news for comic gold, a rundown of some of the biggest headlines (and how they would have been covered), plenty of trademark snark about Trump and American politics, and a measure of heart as the hosts reflect on history, public service, protest, and the challenge of keeping comedy meaningful in chaotic times.