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Narrator
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Gilbert King
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Narrator
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Gilbert King
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Narrator
Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app. App, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Michael Costa
You're listening to Comedy Central.
Scott Glenn
From the.
Jordan Klepper
Most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, Michael Costa.
Michael Costa
Whoa. I love this audience. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Michael Costa. We've got so much to talk about tonight. America is on the operating table. Penguins are marching to a recession. The stock market parties like it's 1929. But the thing everyone's talking about now is Trump's big, beautiful tariffs. So let's get into the latest. My favorite word. My favorite word, tariffs. Yesterday, Donald Trump announced sweeping tariffs across the entire globe. Asia, South America, Narnia, Arendelle, Wakanda, Bachelor Nation. If you can imagine it, Trump slapped a tariff on it. And today, the reviews came in. Carnage on Wall Street. Markets falling, tumbling.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Stocks plunging down, down, down.
Michael Costa
The NASDAQ's getting crushed. Small caps are getting crushed.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
This is a shock to the system.
Michael Costa
It is ugly out there. Worse than worst case.
Brian Glenn
Scen are getting slashed and burned.
Michael Costa
$2.5 trillion vaporized. $2.5 trillion vaporzed. Your kid's college fund disintegrated. Your 401k given the death penalty, your pension water boarded in Guantanamo. Those stocks your Nana gave you 20 years ago accidentally stepped on a landmine while vacationing in Vietnam. Economists say we could be on the verge of a recession. So things are looking scary right now. But don't worry. The only thing the president is better at than negotiating is speaking soothing words of comfort in times of need. We have heard from President Trump. He took to truth Social, wrote this. The operation is over. The patient lived and is healing. The prognosis is that the patient will be far stronger, bigger, better, and more resilient than ever before. Boy, I feel so much better now. You know, I mean, always reassuring when the surgeon comes out screaming at the top of his lungs. The patient is fine. Everything is going great. Does anybody have a mop? The thing is, the patient didn't need major surgery. We just needed a teeth cleaning. Keep it clean and Shiny. No one wants to wake up from heart surgery to their dental hygienist shouting, I think he's gonna live. Also, the patient is gonna be bigger. Was the surgery a penis enhancement? If so, what kind was it? Latex injections, scrotoplasty, ligament extension, Ventral phalloplasty, A fat transfer to enhance girth? I mean, I think those are the options. I don't know. Now look, you could argue that it's bad that my retired 78 year old mom is polishing up her resume now, but to Donald Trump, it's all worth it because we're correcting a grave injustice.
Brian Glenn
President Trump says the higher penalties come in response to tariffs those countries impose on American products.
Michael Costa
They import reciprocal.
Scott Glenn
That means they do it to us and we do it to them.
Michael Costa
Very simple. Yeah, it's very simple in that it is simply not true. All right? The reality. The reality is that the numbers on his board are not the tariffs other countries are charging us. They're actually. They actually represent the trade deficit between the US and those countries. Meaning we buy more stuff from them than they buy from us. I'm just gonna repeat this. Those numbers don't represent the tariffs. They represent that we buy more stuff from them than they buy from us. That means we're basically punishing other countries for selling us stuff that we want. This is like me going to John Varvatos and beating the shit out of him because I like his socks. Why don't you ever buy my socks, John? Barbados. I don't make any socks. But that's no excuse. But that's really what's going on. It's not actually about tariffs. It's about other countries not buying enough of our stuff. Although Howard Lutnick, Commerce Secretary and cologne sponge, had another way to put it. I mean, the European Union won't take chicken from America. They won't take lobsters from America. They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak. It's unbelievable. They won't. We can't sell corn to India. We can't sell rice to Asia. Yeah, yeah. Although I'm not sure tariffs are the reason we can't sell rice to Asia. I think they figured rice out about 10,000 years ago. Now, if they want to add a roni, well then let us know. We got that figured out. By the way, Europe's beef is wheat. I'm sure that's not true. They famously have a running from the beef event where the beef tramples people. But you know what? I'm not too Concerned about Donald Trump not understanding how his tariffs work. Because he's Donald Trump. He doesn't understand how to make money running a casino. The important thing is that there are adults in the room, like Scott Bessen, Treasury Secretary and college dean, who understands that boys will be boys. That guy's going to have the answers we need.
Brian Glenn
What do you expect the stock market.
Michael Costa
To look like when it opens tomorrow in reaction to this? I don't know. Should we view these as permanent? That again, I think we're going to wait and see how this plays out. Do you plan on having negotiations before that date?
Brian Glenn
I just don't know if they're going to be negotiations.
Michael Costa
Canada and Mexico notably missing on that chart. Why is that? I'm not sure. You know, I. I have a question. Do you know anything? Why are you out here doing interviews? It's not very reassuring to have the Treasury Secretary of the United States going, uh, uh, you know what? Maybe they can't give us clarification because there isn't clarification. We just assume they have a good reason for imploding the economy, because why else would you implode the economy? But then you uncover something like this and you realize, I'm not sure they even know what they're doing. Every country on the list faces at least 10% tariffs. Even small, remote places like the Heard and McDonald Islands. They are near Antarctica and covered in glaciers. Home to many penguins, but no people. Yeah, yeah, we put a 10% tariff. We put a 10% tariff on an island that only has penguins. Trump would have been better off tariffing that. Got stranded on. At least it had one guy in that little volleyball. He was. Is this a mistake? Look, I know old people butt dial strangers all the time, but this is the first time I've heard of someone butt tariffing an entire country. For more on these tariffs, let's go live to that uninhabited penguin island with Grace Kuhlenschmidt. Grace, thank you. Hold on. Wait. Grace, hold on. Why are you dressed like a penguin?
Brian Glenn
Because I'm a serious journalist, Michael. I wanted to embed myself with the locals to get the real story. And that's why I disguised myself as a penguin and learned their culture and mated with the hottest one.
Michael Costa
Hottest? But every penguin looks the same.
Brian Glenn
No, they don't all look alike. Jordan Klepper.
Michael Costa
Wait. Okay, point taken. But, Grace, I'm sure your reporting has shown that putting tariffs on the penguins is ridiculous.
Brian Glenn
Well, at first I too, thought that Trump putting tariffs on this uninhabited island was a sign that he had suffered brain damage. But after spending a week here in negative 11 degrees and drinking lots of seawater, I totally see where he's coming from. The penguins are taking total advantage of America. We buy all their skin to make tuxedos. But have they ever. But have they ever bought.
Michael Costa
Okay, why. Why would they buy fish from us? They're on an island surrounded by fish.
Brian Glenn
Yeah, but our fish comes in stick form. My grandfather was a fish Stickerman, and these penguins are the reason he lost his job. Also, he got me Tooed.
Michael Costa
Plus.
Brian Glenn
Plus, America makes a lot of other things penguins don't. Soybeans, natural gas, grenade launchers.
Michael Costa
Okay, look, penguins don't need any of that stuff.
Brian Glenn
Oh, why? Cause they're too stupid?
Michael Costa
No, because they don't have thumbs.
Brian Glenn
Well, they. They don't have thumbs while they're Me either, but they're doing that perfectly fine.
Michael Costa
Okay. Okay, Grace. Okay, I think you've been in that suit too long. Why don't you just come home?
Brian Glenn
Costa, I have a family of penguins to look after. I'm a mother now. And oops, they just got eaten by a seal. I'll be home tomorrow.
Michael Costa
Well, Grace, Kuhl and Schmidt, everybody. When we come back, we discover the next generation of hacks. Don't go away.
Narrator
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Scott Glenn
I just knew him as a kid.
Narrator
Long, silent voices from his past came.
Gilbert King
Forward, and he was just staring at me.
Narrator
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Gilbert King
Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
Narrator
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Gilbert King
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Narrator
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
Gilbert King
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Narrator
I never expected to find myself in this place. Now I need to tell you how I got here.
Gilbert King
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Narrator
Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.
Scott Glenn
Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
Narrator
Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.
Michael Costa
Welcome back to the Daily Show. It's no secret that journal journalism is in a state of crisis. But in this New media landscape. New stars are emerging every day. So to find out who some of them are, we go to Jordan Klepper. In our new segment, News to meet ya.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Tonight we highlight a journalist who has quickly established himself as the new paragon of the free press. Chief White House correspondent for real America's Voice, Brian Glenn, who recently made a name for himself when he pressed Ukrainian President Zelensky on a matter of global importance.
Jordan Klepper
Why don't you wear a suit? Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Thank you. Thank you. Finally, the questions that matter. Now, most lamestream reporters would never dream of asking a question like that. They'd call it stupid or unnecessary or. Jesus Christ, Brian, the man's fighting for his country's survival. What kind of question is that? You know, you know that that is not Glenn's style. And if this was your first time hearing about Brian Glenn, then good sir, you need to accept your uncle's Facebook friend request. Glenn got his start in Dallas, Texas, where he honed his craft covering the most dangerous stories.
Jordan Klepper
All right, do I just jump in? 1, 2, 3. Oh, this invited me to go dance. I'm gonna jump up here real quick. Reporting.
Michael Costa
Woo.
Jordan Klepper
Everybody follow me. You can see we got some dance moves here. Now this is something that you're obviously I have. There we go. I like this one right here out here in the stables this morning as these horses are enjoying some breakfast. And you know what? I am ready for some racing.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Yes. Now there's a man who knows how to dress appropriately for work. Take notes right here. Glenn has proved time and time again that good journalism comes down to grit, heart, proximity to horses, and above all, costumes.
Jordan Klepper
I'm kicking these shoes off. I may keep the pantyhose on. It does feel kind of good, actually.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Wow. Wow. What courage, what bravery. I mean, dressing in drag in Texas. I mean, reporters haven't put their asses on the line like that since Saigon. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before Glenn was hired by Right side Broadcasting Network, which is as legitimate as it sounds. And it was there at RSBN where he combined his love of human interest stories with his hate of most of human beings.
Jordan Klepper
Liberal women tend to be some of the ugliest women I've ever seen. And I'm serious. I mean, zero makeup. They take no pride in. Well, they want to be men. They take no pride in their dress, their attire, their makeup, their haircut. Half of them look like men. Hairy armpits, hairy legs. Come on. That is not embracing what it means to be a woman.
Michael Costa
Wow.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
I love hearing about women's looks from a guy whose general vibe is sunburnt divorcee who's no longer allowed at his kids t ball games. You know what? There's something here. There's something right here. People don't want. They want reporters to deliver unbiased, fact based, hard news about which voters they bang. And it was these hot takes that brought Glenn all the way from the campaign trail to the steps of Air Force One.
Jordan Klepper
A lot of Americans think that this is symbolic of what your campaign was all about. America first. Putting the American people first. Your thoughts on that?
Michael Costa
We are. Well, thank you. I like that question. Boy, I want more questions like that. That's even a statement.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Yeah, Brian Glenn's questions are so good, they're actually just statements. You know what? It's all a clever setup. Like a. Like a hunter setting a trap. Butter him up and then hit him hard. Show them how it's done, Brian.
Jordan Klepper
Let's talk about your polling numbers nationally. You're just crushing Biden. It continues to go up. Thoughts on that?
Michael Costa
He just said I'm crushing Biden in the polls. That's true. I appreciate that question.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Thank you, Brian. Thank you very much. Amazing reportage. The way, you know you're speaking truth to power is when power tells you what a great question. It's like if Frost. Nixon was just Nixon. And these days Brian Glenn is showing he'll chase down a story no matter where it takes him. From the streets to the sheets.
Michael Costa
Brian Glenn from Real America's Voice.
Gilbert King
He is the boyfriend of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Jordan Klepper
There you have it. Marjorie Taylor Greene, thank you so much for joining me today and I'm sure I will see you a little bit later.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Okay, I'll see you later. Oh, I'll see you later for the sex, man. Can you feel that erotic heat? You know? Oh, violating journalistic ethics by not disclosing you're sleeping with the politician you're interviewing is wrong. I don't want to be right. Think about this. Think about this relationship. What does Marjorie Taylor Greene hate most in the world? Jews, maybe. But right after that, reporters and drag queens. And Brian Glenn is both. You know what? That's the power of good journalism. It doesn't just change minds, it changes hearts. So kudos to you, Brian Glenn. You went from embarrassing yourself on local news to embarrassing all of us on the national stage. But hey, at least you wore a suit. I'm Jordan Klepper. Good night. And seriously, good luck.
Gilbert King
Wow.
Michael Costa
Thank you, Jordan. We come back. Scott Glenn will be joining me on the show. Don't go away. Jordan Clark. Awesome. Awesome.
Narrator
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Scott Glenn
I just knew him as a kid.
Narrator
Long, silent voices from his past came.
Gilbert King
Forward, and he was just staring at me.
Narrator
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Gilbert King
Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
Narrator
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Gilbert King
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Narrator
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
Gilbert King
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Narrator
I never expected to find myself in this place. Now I need to tell you how I got here.
Gilbert King
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Narrator
Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.
Scott Glenn
Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
Narrator
Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th, subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.
Michael Costa
Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a legendary actor who makes a surprise appearance on HBO's the White Light Lotus. Please welcome Scott Glenn. They love you.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
They love you.
Michael Costa
Look, look, White lotus. Your character doesn't jerk off his brother, but he is a great mystery. How did you prepare for Jim Hollinger, this character?
Scott Glenn
The first thing I did when they offered me the part was I turned it down. Great.
Michael Costa
That's what I've been doing wrong this whole time. I showed this.
Scott Glenn
No, I just finished a film called Eugene the Marine that was tons of martial arts and dancing and shit like that. And it was basically about. It was about ageism and how you deal with it when you're old and still have a lot left in the tank.
Michael Costa
Okay.
Scott Glenn
And they sent me a description of this old guy with a cane, and I thought that I want.
Michael Costa
Right, right.
Scott Glenn
But I watched the show. So that night, Carol, my wife, and I watched the show, and inside, probably 15 minutes, I was sucked right into it.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Scott Glenn
You know, I think I want to be a part of this deal.
Michael Costa
Yeah.
Scott Glenn
So I talked to Mike the next morning. He said, you're. You play a guy who's lived in Thailand straight for 50 years, off and on for 60 years and has amassed a fortune. How do you think he got it? And I know Thailand pretty well, so I just started doing that and looking into, for me, the heavy lifting and the fun of acting is pretending that I'm getting ready to do the part. So I thought, so I thought years ago, Marlon Brando taught me that every, every language has a rhythm. Every country without. So say he went back and forth between German and Japanese without changing the pronunciation of words, just changing the rhythm. And all of a sudden he was German, then he was Japanese, and back and forth. So I thought, how do I find the rhythm of Thailand? I know I'll start at the sort of white belt bottom rung, learning something called Krabi Kerbang, which is two short swords, martial arts and something called now.
Michael Costa
You got weapons up there you go to get ready for your acting role.
Scott Glenn
I, I always do that.
Michael Costa
And he does. I haven't, I haven't seen all of the. I mean, I haven't, I don't know what's coming. But Jim Hollinger, the character is not a sword fighter.
Scott Glenn
No, no, no. So. Oh no.
Michael Costa
So why are you using swords to get ready for the act?
Scott Glenn
Because, Because I haven't booked an audition. Maybe.
Michael Costa
Maybe. Yeah.
Scott Glenn
No, I just figured that, that in learning the traditional martial arts of where you're going, you'll start to learn the rhythm of the place. It's just a way of me making excuses to have fun and learn something.
Michael Costa
I love that.
Scott Glenn
That's sweet.
Michael Costa
He's a mysterious character. We don't know if he killed the dad. If he's Walton Goggins dad, what can you tell us? Or are you acting right now by not giving it away, I can tell you.
Scott Glenn
Stay tun. Stay tuned.
Michael Costa
Stay tuned. All of your, all of your characters have an intensity and I love them. I mean the right stuff. Look at that. Urban cowboy. Look at that, huh? Look at that. The hunt for Red October. I, I get the sense that you have an intensity off screen as well in your life. Is that true?
Scott Glenn
No, no.
Michael Costa
I mean martial arts with knives. You've already told us. Used to race motorcycles, open water, spearfish, ice climbing, skydiving. What is it about this stuff? Is acting just, just a little the easy, the safest thing you do?
Scott Glenn
The first time I ever jumped out, I, I was airborne in the service, but it was static line jumps. So the first time I ever free fall, did skydive was with a four time world champion up in Idaho. And we took the doors off of Cessna Went up, got out in the strut, made the jump. When I hit the ground, he came down after me. He ran up to me, he said, quick, without thinking, what's the most fun you've ever had in your life with your clothes on? And I said, opening night Ops Off Broadway. But I love this. I want to do it again. And we did. We did three more jumps that afternoon. But driving back to catch him, he said, your first instinct was opening night off Broadway. And I said, yeah, that's way scared. Scarier to me than if I jump out of a plane and everything goes south. It'll be over like that.
Michael Costa
Right? Right.
Scott Glenn
Opening night for me in any theater, but especially off Broadway, when you're as close to the front row as I am to you right now. I always throw up in the afternoon. Fifteen minutes before I go on stage, I say, why the am I doing this? I get paid more than 10 minutes of doing a TV show. And then maybe 30 seconds before I go on stage. The real truth is I'm a huge phony. I have no idea what I'm doing. And tonight, the whole house of cards is going to fall in. In front of all those people out there. They're going to find out what I've always secretly expected.
Michael Costa
It's that challenge and that intensity that makes you feel alive. I just figured it out, man.
Scott Glenn
I think you're right.
Michael Costa
I think I'm right. You know, we're not of the same generation, and I love talking to men of a generation older than me. So I have a few questions for you just to help me. Okay? One, I love riding motorcycles, but I have kids now, and my wife is like, gotta stop riding motorcycles. And I said, scott, how do I have this conversation with my wife that this is when I feel alive, when I'm driving motorcycles. What do I say to her? Tell me right now. Go.
Scott Glenn
I'm going to do all of my riding on tracks from now.
Michael Costa
Oh, so now I gotta go. I gotta go motorcycle track. Yeah. All right, well, I'm gonna hear what she says, and then we'll have to bring you back and we'll tell you what she. Is it safer on a track? I guess it would be safer because I'm not gonna hit a deer or a car or whatever.
Scott Glenn
The worst place to be for real is traffic, right?
Michael Costa
Oh, shit. I think that secures it for me. You live in Idaho?
Scott Glenn
Yeah.
Michael Costa
Not a lot of actors live in Idaho. And you've lived there for a long time?
Scott Glenn
Yeah, 45 years.
Michael Costa
How has that influenced your work? Does It. Was it important for you to not be in LA or New York? I'm from Michigan. I love when people in show business live somewhere else.
Scott Glenn
I love that whatever minor talent I have, I get from stealing behavior from people. I can see real behavior in a truck stop in Idaho. Right. In la, everybody is a slash.
Michael Costa
Right.
Scott Glenn
You know, I'm a gas station attendant slash, screenwriter.
Michael Costa
Right.
Scott Glenn
I'm a waitress slash, you know, TV star. There's nothing to steal from those people because they've slashed it to pieces.
Michael Costa
Yeah, that's a great answer. I love that. Lastly, in the White Lotus, there's a spectrum of men with issues that are complex. They're seeking revenge. They have depression.
Scott Glenn
Yeah.
Michael Costa
And I just, you know, I feel men right now are struggling. There's the male friendship recession. Depression rates are high. This part isn't really funny. Suicide rates are high. I'm very curious. I love the masculinity you portray, but what are your thoughts on men today? What can we steal? What can we learn from an older.
Scott Glenn
Generation that would help us never pay a tariff?
Michael Costa
Okay. All right. We'll take that for whatever it means. The season finale of White Lotus airs Sunday on HBO and Max. Scott Glenn, we're gonna take a quick break.
Scott Glenn
We'll be right back after this.
Michael Costa
Thank you, Scott. That's our show for tonight. Now here it is, your moment of Zen. This is all great news for Detroit, in my opinion.
Jordan Klepper
Did that come up for discussion last night?
Michael Costa
No. We talked about that in the Oval Office a little bit, but no, dinner was. Dinner was awesome.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
It was.
Michael Costa
It was weirdly so awesome.
Jordan Klepper
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Narrator
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Gilbert King
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil. Cool.
Narrator
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Gilbert King
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Narrator
Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition – "Trump Tariffs Send Markets Plunging, Penguins Waddling to a Trade War | Scott Glenn" (April 4, 2025)
Hosted by Michael Costa, this episode of The Daily Show: Ears Edition delves into the turbulent aftermath of former President Donald Trump's recent tariff announcements, exploring their far-reaching implications on global markets, unexpected geopolitical reactions, and a special guest appearance by acclaimed actor Scott Glenn.
Time Stamp: [00:37] – [02:04]
Michael Costa opens the episode with his characteristic humor, highlighting the chaos unleashed by Trump's sweeping tariff declarations. He quips about the universal reach of these tariffs, mentioning places as fantastical as "Narnia, Arendelle, Wakanda, Bachelor Nation," emphasizing the exaggerated impact of the policies.
Michael Costa: "Yesterday, Donald Trump announced sweeping tariffs across the entire globe. Asia, South America, Narnia, Arendelle, Wakanda, Bachelor Nation. If you can imagine it, Trump slapped a tariff on it."
The immediate consequence of these tariffs is depicted through the lens of market turmoil. Costa describes the stock market's plummet with vivid imagery:
Michael Costa: "$2.5 trillion vaporized. Your kid's college fund disintegrated. Your 401k given the death penalty, your pension water boarded in Guantanamo."
Economic experts on the show, including Grace Kuhlenschmidt and Brian Glenn, underscore the severity:
Grace Kuhlenschmidt: "Stocks plunging down, down, down."
Brian Glenn: "Scens are getting slashed and burned."
The discussion paints a bleak picture of the economic landscape, hinting at an impending recession triggered by these unprecedented tariffs.
Time Stamp: [06:47] – [10:28]
In a satirical twist, the show introduces a mock report from Grace Kuhlenschmidt, who has "embedded" herself on the uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands, humorously inhabited only by penguins. Dressed in a penguin suit, Grace provides a faux-serious analysis of how penguins are allegedly taking advantage of American markets.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt (as Grace): "We put a 10% tariff on an island that only has penguins. Trump would have been better off tariffing that."
The segment lampoons the absurdity of implementing tariffs on places devoid of human economic activity, using over-the-top scenarios involving penguins engaging in trade activities like selling fish sticks and demanding soybeans, natural gas, and even grenade launchers.
Grace Kuhlenschmidt (as Grace): "Our fish comes in stick form. My grandfather was a fish Stickerman, and these penguins are the reason he lost his job."
The comedic exchange between Costa and Grace underscores the nonsensical nature of the tariffs, blending political satire with animal antics to entertain and critique.
Time Stamp: [12:14] – [17:14]
The show shifts focus to a feature segment titled "News to Meet Ya," spotlighting Brian Glenn, portrayed as the new epitome of fearless journalism. Hosted by Jordan Klepper, the segment humorously exaggerates Glenn's journalistic prowess, showcasing his unconventional interview tactics and controversial rapport with political figures.
A mock interview with Ukrainian President Zelensky sees Glenn asking blunt and provocative questions, such as questioning his attire:
Jordan Klepper (as Klepper): "Why don't you wear a suit? Why don't you wear a suit?"
The segment escalates as it reveals an absurd backstory linking Glenn to Marjorie Taylor Greene, insinuating unethical journalistic practices for comedic effect:
Grace Kuhlenschmidt (as Grace): "Brian Glenn is the boyfriend of Marjorie Taylor Greene."
The satirical portrayal critiques sensationalism and the blurred lines in modern journalism, using hyperbolic scenarios to emphasize the parody.
Time Stamp: [20:00] – [29:15]
Transitioning from political satire to pop culture, Michael Costa welcomes legendary actor Scott Glenn to discuss his role in HBO's The White Lotus. The interview delves into Glenn's character preparation, acting philosophy, and personal anecdotes, blending insightful conversation with the show's signature humor.
Scott Glenn shares his method for embodying his character, Jim Hollinger, by immersing himself in martial arts and cultural studies:
Scott Glenn: "I started doing that and looking into, for me, the heavy lifting and the fun of acting is pretending that I'm getting ready to do the part."
The dialogue takes a humorous turn as Costa grapples with the practicalities of balancing personal passions with family expectations, leading to playful banter about motorcycle safety and lifestyle choices.
Michael Costa: "I have kids now, and my wife is like, gotta stop riding motorcycles. And I said, Scott, how do I have this conversation with my wife that this is when I feel alive, when I'm driving motorcycles."
Glenn provides a candid look into his life in Idaho, contrasting the authenticity of rural life with the often superficial nature of Hollywood:
Scott Glenn: "I can see real behavior in a truck stop in Idaho. Right, in LA, everybody is a slash."
The interview concludes with a thoughtful reflection on masculinity and mental health, subtly transitioning the conversation from humor to more meaningful discourse, all while maintaining the show's light-hearted tone.
Time Stamp: [29:15] – [30:32]
As the episode wraps up, Michael Costa ties together the night's discussions, reiterating the gravity of Trump's tariffs juxtaposed with the levity of comedic segments. The recurring Bone Valley narrative reappears as a humorous callback, emphasizing the show's unique blend of satire and storytelling.
Gilbert King: "If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed."
The episode concludes with a reminder to listeners about upcoming content and promotions, ensuring a seamless transition from entertainment to engagement.
Notable Quotes:
Michael Costa: "The NASDAQ's getting crushed. Small caps are getting crushed." [01:54]
Grace Kuhlenschmidt: "We put a 10% tariff on an island that only has penguins. Trump would have been better off tariffing that." [09:24]
Brian Glenn: "Scens are getting slashed and burned." [02:04]
Jordan Klepper: "Why don't you wear a suit? Why don't you wear a suit?" [12:36]
Scott Glenn: "I always throw up in the afternoon. Fifteen minutes before I go on stage, I say, why am I doing this?" [25:00]
Conclusion
This episode of The Daily Show: Ears Edition masterfully balances sharp political satire with engaging pop culture insights. Through Michael Costa's witty commentary, satirical reports, and an insightful guest interview, the show offers listeners a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of current events, economic upheavals, and the intricacies of modern journalism.