
Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are back for another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. On today’s show, Amy and Dale discuss what date is the appropriate date to have a “sleepover”, they recap their recent trip to Sonoma, and Dale found a snake in the garage…or did he?
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Amy
Hey, everybody. Welcome back for another episode of Bless yous Heart. Dale and I are back at the beach, so we're doing it remote. We have a great show for you today. We're going to talk about Sonoma. We're going to talk about old ladies and their parking places. And then also, Dale found a snake. So let's get started.
Dale
Hey, Dale.
Travis
Yo.
Dale
What are we doing for lunch today? I'm getting kind of hungry.
Travis
Well, I'm already on it. It's actually going to be delivered soon. Arby's Angus cheesesteak with a side of curly fries is on the way. It's the ultimate meat and cheese combination for steak lovers like you and me. It's actually the perfect balance of quarter pound of Angus steak, melted American cheese fire roasted peppers and onions with a nice garlic spread to tie it all together. It's a must try. That's gonna be our lunch sandwich.
Dale
Sounds delicious. But there's one thing I've learned is if you're talking about food, I gotta trust you on this. You've never failed me yet.
Travis
I have not.
Dale
No. You've nailed it.
Travis
Well, there you go, man. This sandwich has it all. When I first tried this, I was at the shop checking on the race cars and stuff, seeing if the guys need anything. We ordered up some Arby's. And when this Angus cheesesteak arrived, I was blown away by how much steak is actually on this thing. Definitely big enough to satisfy your hunger. Tastes like a true American classic. Everybody check out your nearest Arby's today to try this Angus cheesesteak. And if you want it delivered like we do, use code dale for $0 delivery when you order through the Arby's app. That's code D A L E on the app, available for a limited time at participating U.S. locations. While supplies last.
Eric
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Travis
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Amy
Oh, yeah. This is the way it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars. You got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high crack?
Travis
I'm working.
Amy
Working that mouth. All.
Travis
Right. Oh, boy. All right. So Drink of the Week presented to you by High Rock. Amy made These nice little drinks here.
Amy
It'S just Vodka and Sundrop. It's High Rock and Sundrop. Kept it simple.
Travis
My favorite. Yeah, yeah.
Amy
Cheers.
Travis
But I love this. I don't know if you can see it on the camera. Luke Combs, ladies and gentlemen. Luke Combs. He's the man. That's a good drink, Amy. Drink of the week, High Rock and Sundrop. It's really good and pretty light, actually.
Amy
Yes.
Travis
Visit highrock.com to find a bottle near you. People are asking us all the time, how do I get some vodka? Some states we can ship, so that might be an option if you look on the website, but if not, there's a locator to tell you what store close to you might have a bottle you can go and get. Please remember to drink responsibly. And you must be 21 years old or more. You can be older like me. 50. You know what Richard Petty told me the other day?
Amy
What?
Travis
Life begins at 50. He said, man, you're just getting started.
Amy
Really? That's all he said? He didn't. Like, there was no follow up.
Travis
I thought that was enough. I was pretty happy with that.
Amy
Okay.
Travis
I didn't really want him to say anymore because he brought me up. I didn't want him to take me down.
Amy
Well, Richard seems like he's gonna live forever, so, you know, for him, 50 probably was.
Travis
So Alex Timms is still not here, even though he's present. He's in the building.
Amy
What's wrong with Alex?
Travis
Alex?
Amy
I feel like there's a story that I don't know about that you know about already. What happened?
Travis
Well, I don't. He didn't even want people in the office to know about this, about him. So I'm not sure we should say this to all, you know, our thousands of listeners, but he. He.
Dale
He's.
Travis
He's under the weather.
Dale
Mexico won. Alex, zero.
Amy
Is he hungover? Is he Got the runs?
Dale
Yeah, the ladder.
Travis
Oh, no.
Amy
He drank.
Travis
Oh, y'.
Amy
All.
Travis
Look, I didn't do this to you, Alex. I didn't do this to you. I said you were under the weather, Alex.
Amy
What a rookie move. You know you're not supposed to drink the water.
Travis
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He also had Chipotle for lunch today.
Amy
You think that had something to do with it? Just a pile. He.
Travis
He's not gonna ping. He's not gonna point it, you know, one way or the other. Man had a good time in Mexico.
Dale
He probably had a couple waters. Like, I gotta control myself. Probably didn't just go alcohol Only.
Amy
And, no, you really should stick with the tequila. Margaritas only.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
Well, bless him. Well, I'm glad we've got Travis here. I want to know about what happened.
Dale
My family wants to know now because I hadn't informed them, because I keep my life pretty quiet. And I opened it up, and so one. I did fail on one. One account.
Amy
Oh, yeah? What'd you do?
Dale
I didn't say strenuous.
Amy
Oh, of course you did.
Travis
Of course you didn't.
Dale
But. So we went to the pottery downtown in Charlotte.
Amy
Is that the indoor, like, really vibey, cute place? Okay.
Dale
Yeah. Yeah. Went there, did some putt putt, and then had dinner and drinks, and then we went to Sycamore Brewing afterwards for a couple more drinks.
Amy
Okay.
Travis
Oh, so did it turn into a sleepover?
Dale
No sleepover.
Amy
Oh. So, like, we were in Sonoma, and we kind of had, like, the conversation about the third date and third date rule is it's. We're having sex. Third date.
Travis
Whoa.
Amy
It was like, general consensus is third date is a sleepover or a hookup. And I think everybody agreed that that was, like, the general rule.
Travis
My gosh.
Amy
So it's. The rules have changed, and we're a lot older than you guys, but I.
Travis
Don'T think that's the rule.
Amy
You don't?
Travis
Oh, no.
Amy
Everybody else that was with us is pretty adamant. Like, yeah, by the third date, we better be doing that, or I'm moving on.
Travis
Wow. I'm willing to wait as long as it takes, I guess.
Amy
You're full of.
Travis
I'm not. I mean, I. That's not like, what I'm after. I'm. You know, I'm after a relationship, so I'll wait for as long as that takes.
Amy
Again, you're full of. Okay, Dale.
Travis
I mean, I'm not. It's not like I might not, you know, make a move, but, you know, if it doesn't happen, it's okay. I'll keep going on more dates. Yeah, so if you're not gonna.
Amy
Over and over and she's resisting you, then you're. Yeah, but I mean, we're talking about.
Travis
The third damn date. Like, I'm. I'm. I'm willing to go freaking eight, ten dates.
Amy
Really?
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
I mean, eight to ten dates before we. Are we waiting?
Dale
I think it's a case by case scenario.
Amy
I mean, if we're having one date per week, that's two months.
Travis
Well, I'm hoping that the. The.
Amy
I hate to sound like a. Like a hooker, but, like, that's a. That's a long time.
Travis
I hope that. You hope the frequency will pick up after a few weeks. You know, after a couple weeks, you know, you're going on two dates a week, you're seeing each other, you know, by the 6th or 8th or 10th date, you're going on, you know, you're seeing each other three, maybe times a week.
Amy
That's like. We're like, in a fully committed relationship for.
Travis
If everything's.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
But if it's mutual, if everybody's happy, that's perfectly fine. And honestly, like, yes, of course I'm going to be like, my. My. My instincts are going to be wanting to, like, hook up for sure.
Amy
But Travis and Eric wondering how you're going to put. How you're going to play this out.
Travis
Yeah. I mean, no. Like, you're gonna. If you're liking the person, you're going to be wanting, you know, you're going to be wanting to make, you know, first base, second base, third base, you're going to want to go through all that process. But if it's. If the person's like, not now. Gonna slow it down, that's not my thing. Let's, let's. Let's. Let's just. I gotta. We gotta go further before I do that. I mean, I think I can be patient.
Dale
It's funny, though. Cause Dale was worried about the friend zone last week, and now he's.
Amy
Now he's.
Dale
Now he wants to wait.
Amy
Putting everybody in the friend zone. All right. So do we have fourth date?
Dale
Yes.
Amy
Okay. What are you gonna do?
Dale
Not sure yet.
Amy
Did you ask her if she had, like, a list? So after the show, I, Like, I mentioned to Travis, maybe ask her if she's got, like, a list of places that she wants to go that she's not hit yet.
Dale
She said. She said, surprise me when I asked, like, if there's anything that she wanted. So I had to plan it all, so. And I'm not a good planner with these things, so it's a lot of pressure. Yeah.
Amy
Being the hospitality manager, plus trying to, like, impress a girl is a lot of pressure.
Dale
Yeah.
Amy
Are you friends with any of her girlfriends? Do you have, like.
Dale
No. Have not met any of her friends yet.
Amy
Okay. I was gonna say you could ask some of them too, but.
Dale
And this was met online, so I.
Travis
Just got a text from Bruce, our. Our buddy down here in the. In the Charleston area. Bruce went with us to Sonoma and brought his lovely wife with him. And we had a great time. And. But we have. We have a little tough predicament. There. For all of our listeners out there, especially if you're a parent, we have this playset in the backyard, little slide, you know, second floor, swings. But it is in bad shape. The salty air has destroyed this thing. And so I text Bruce today and I said, hey, man, you got a company around here? Bruce is a contractor, knows a lot of things about hauling off waste and trash and lumber and things like that. And so I was like, you got a group that hauls things away. I'd like this thing tore apart. I'll, you know, whatever that might cost. And he's like, I got a guy. He'll be there Tuesday, it'll be gone. And we still haven't broken. Broken the news to the girls.
Amy
Right. So you sent that text out having not had that conversation with the kids yet. So say it had happened today. Well, I could tell Bruce down today, Bruce, they were staring at the window in tears. Just like Patch at the freaking edge.
Travis
It was not going to happen. If Bruce said today, I'd say, hold up, we got to tell the girls. But he said Tuesday. So we got a little window.
Amy
So Tuesday they're going to tear it down. And then what are we going to do? So to like replace the warm and.
Travis
Fuzzies, here's how I hope this process goes. We're going to tell the girls. So I have a little bouncy house that I bought for 400 bucks. And it's awesome. And, and we've had it for five years, but the kids have gotten too big for it. It's kind of a smaller size bouncing house.
Amy
It goes down with a pool. And Isla literally bounced out on our head last time we were here.
Travis
So it's too big. Yeah, I thought, look, get rid of the play set. The playset's in bad shape, Rusty gonna get injured, whatever. And so we can't donate it, but probably could give this bouncy house to somebody if they wanted it. But anyways, replace the playset and bouncy house with an upgraded bouncy house. The bouncy house also has like waterworks and stuff like that. You plug it up to the water spigot. So, I mean, if I say to them, hey man, this is going away, but we're going to get a little bit, you know, we're going to upgrade on our, on our bouncy house. I think they'll buy that.
Dale
Why don't you have the bouncy house there so when it that this one goes away, you have to show them.
Amy
Well, so buying a bouncy house is like a thing. You have to. I don't know. I don't know if any of them are local where we could actually pick one up, but I. Oh, no, good point.
Travis
I bought this thing on Amazon.
Amy
The other one came from Amazon, but it still took a week to get here.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
So I don't know. I don't know. We'll have to. That we need to do. I didn't realize this was going to be happening so quickly. Dale and I just kind of tossed this idea around yesterday and we walked out there to just look at it and got eaten up by mosquitoes. So we sat there for like two seconds before we ran off and we didn't really finish the conversation about timing or whatever.
Dale
Yeah, Print some pictures off for them to show what they're going to be getting.
Amy
That's a good idea. See, you're going to be a great parent.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
One of these days, man, don't even.
Travis
Come to my head. And that's why we get in there. That's why I get myself into trouble sometimes because I'm just like, let's do it. That's a great idea.
Dale
Come to me for advice.
Amy
Yeah. All right. Well, we need to do that. We need to let them shop. Maybe we'll just let them help us pick it out, too.
Travis
I don't know. So I. I've talked about this on our show before. Maybe not this particular show, bless your heart. But I've talked about it on our Dirty Dale Jr. Download. Went to the. Went to the grocery store. Amy will send me alerts and be like, hey, you're out and about. If you're by this grocery store, I've got an order for pickup. You go over there. There's two parking spots that you can you. That they're specifically for this type of thing where you pull up and you tell them on your phone, I'm in the parking spot. Come. You know, you can roll out. Well, I put the bags in my car. It's a pickup. Everybody knows about this. I pull in there and there's a lady getting out of her car and she has. It's. She got a Florida tag. So she's not from around. I don't. I'm assuming she doesn't live in the neighborhood. But I'm like, God dang, man, how old was she? You're 70, 68, 65.
Amy
If I'm 70 and I'm got to go to the grocery store, I'm just going to pull into the closest parking spot.
Travis
I know that's what she did.
Amy
I know. So, I mean, I feel like when you get to that age, your kids go up, your giving goes down, and all you want to do is, like, get in and get out. And I'm sure she can read just fine.
Travis
You know, I have an eye. I have a. I have an idea that she knew exactly what she was doing because I looked at her. I'm parked in the spot, and I'm looking. She's right here. We're looking at each other.
Amy
So your bird dog while she's getting out.
Travis
Well, I pull in, and I mean, she's. She's six feet away from me, and she's looking across the top of her car. She's getting out at me, and I'm looking at her, and there's this moment where I'm like, you know what you're doing? And she's looking at me like, I know you know what I'm doing. Now. She ain't doing that. She's got this look like, buddy, if.
Amy
I were her, I'd have kiss. I've been, like, winning. See you later.
Travis
Now she looked at me like, I don't give a What you think. I'm going in the store.
Amy
It's like, God dang, you probably nailed it. Yeah. I don't know. Here. Here's the thing. If you have a parking spot available to pull into, like, I don't care. I get it's annoying, but, like, I've seen people do that with, like, four kids, and I'm like, can't really get. I can't really be mad about that. Around that many children, I'm gonna find the closest spot, too. If there's nothing else I get.
Travis
Yeah, I mean, you can. I could find all kinds of scenarios to justify it, but there has to.
Dale
Be some decorum at the grocery store.
Travis
Thank you. There's. Look, man, I know she. I just feel like that there's only two spots for the pickup. You know, what if that. What's that moment? It's got them four kids in the backs driving up to get to pick up, and that spot's taken by some lady that just decided to just park there and walk in. And I thought, you know, if I.
Amy
Were her, I'd pull straight up by the front door and call and be like, hey, man, there's no spots available. And so, like, you've talked about this. They're tracking you. Once you tell them that you're coming, they can see where you are. They can see how far away from the store you are. So that they're ready. And Dale, the last time he went and both spots were full. He's just a circle in the parking lot. And by the time they came out, they could see where he was. So, like, he just pulled up. Yes, they've told me that, like, they. They know us pretty well. It's.
Travis
I don't.
Amy
And I see them pretty much every time. And so, like, we were so embarrassed. We could see Dale in his big rainbow truck, just driving.
Travis
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
They're around the parking lot.
Travis
They know the truck. But I don't mess with the app till I'm in the spot.
Amy
Oh, I do. So that's the point. You're supposed to tell them beforehand so they can be on the chip and ready to run it out to you right when you get there. So you're using the system wrong yourself, too. A little. You're a little at fault.
Travis
If I go into the app, Amy, and I hit. I get. It takes me to a certain level where it says, are you at the spot? And I just, like, wait till I get to the spot to hit. Yes, I'm at the spot.
Amy
Oh. It says. It asks me if I'm on my way.
Travis
Yeah, I don't. I don't. You told. Most times when I'm going there, you've told me it's ready for pickup. So I don't even think about telling them I'm on my way because you've told me that the cart is sitting in the store with in it.
Amy
It ain't in the cart. It's in the refrigerators. They got to put it in the cart. And the dry stuff, they have to get in a different section and put. They have to load the cart.
Travis
All right, well, I could do it differently and help them out, but that doesn't have nothing to do with this old lady.
Amy
No, it doesn't have to do with the honey badger old lady, you know?
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
What is it, Travis?
Dale
If she's old enough to go to the grocery store, then she's old enough to park in a regular spot. Like, I don't. I don't know why we're giving her benefit of the doubt here, Amy.
Travis
Well.
Amy
Well, I'm. I'm just like a granny lover, I guess. I don't know. I dress like a granny, and one day I'm gonna be one. And so, like, I'm gonna do what I want.
Travis
All right.
Amy
It's just.
Travis
Well, let's. Let's talk about the snake.
Amy
All right, so yesterday. Can I tee this up?
Travis
Absolutely. Please.
Amy
Where were we? Upstairs. We're in the house. I don't know what we're doing. Dale's downstairs farting around as he does. He likes to push stuff around, clean stuff up, even if there's nothing to push around.
Travis
I watched the golf cart.
Amy
He's washing the golf cart. I think I took a nap, actually.
Travis
I was looking for some 25 pound dumbbells because I was really jonesing for a workout.
Amy
He thought for sure they were just hiding in the garage. I'm gonna find a set of dumbbells just hanging out in here. Which he did not. Anyway, so, like, he's finding things to do to occupy his time to wash the golf cart. I was upstairs with the girls. He comes upstairs and he's like, amy, I need you to get a flashlight. I need you to come with me. I found a snake. I'm like, well, what do you need me for if you found a snake? He's like, well, I need you to get the flashlight because I don't know how big it is. And so I get my phone and this long, like, baseball hat with a flashlight and I follow him down. Well, now of course, the girls have heard about the snake and so the girls and the dogs are. We're all following him. His whole flock is following him down, down to the under part of the house. And he opens up the gate, we go in, we're all standing back, and he opens the cabinet where he says it is. And I've got the flashlight up there. And by the way, this man is six foot tall. He can see into the cabinet better than me, but he's expecting that I'm going to be able to help him visually figure this out. So I got the flashlight on it and he gets a little closer and he's like, oh. I'm like, that's not a freaking snake. That's an S hook. It's a piece of rusty metal. It's not even a snake. And he's tall enough to see this because it's on a little box inside of the cabinet. I'm like, how? How did you not know? Like, it's daylight, it isn't dark. How did you not know that wasn't a snake? And what were you expecting that I was going to do for you? Like, I'm not scared of snakes, but I'm scared of people's reactions when they see snakes. Like, that could have been a real show with the kids and everybody around and. And he's like, oh, it is. And then he finally pulls it out and Then just, like, locks the cabinet door with.
Travis
It looked like a snake.
Amy
No, it didn't. Didn't even kind of look like a snake.
Travis
It's this plastic container that I bought from Lowe's that you put together. And it's like four by six by three. It's pretty big double door down underneath the basement of the house. And it's a little bit dark down there. And I was like, man, I was looking for something, and I swear it looked like a little baby snake sitting on top of this cardboard box. And I shut the door in a panic. I was like. Because we've seen a little baby snake out in the driveway and stuff. Kind of look like that, but they're not poison.
Amy
They eat frogs. Like, there's. There's.
Travis
Yeah, well, I don't. We don't know what kind of snake this thing is. When we believed it was a snake, we didn't know the species, but. So I'm like, man, it's a double door. As you know, Amy can hold the flashlight, the phone, whatever. We'll take a picture of something and Google it. And we open up the door, and the kid. Yeah, the kids are all there. Everybody's ready. I'm like, man, it's gonna be cool. Kids are gonna get to see a snake. And I open that thing up, and it's literally a steel s hook that I use to lock. Just kind of slide in and lock that damn cabinet shut. And I'd left it on top of that box. I guess I'd opened the cabinet in the past and left the f. Shook inside. It was pretty embarrassing in the moment.
Amy
I could tell he was genuinely thinking it was a snake. But then afterwards, I'm like, this kind of feels like a setup.
Travis
No, no setup.
Amy
Was it?
Travis
No, not really.
Amy
What were you gonna do if it was a real snake? Like a big one?
Travis
Take a picture of it. It wasn't big. I could tell it wasn't big. I knew it was like a little baby.
Amy
What were you gonna do if it was, like, a poisonous snake that we weren't supposed to mess with?
Travis
I don't know. I'd figure that out later.
Amy
I mean, this feels like one of those things I would have been figuring out. I don't know. I'm not scared of snakes, like I said. But I am scared of the mayhem that ensues when people. Other people see snakes.
Travis
Yeah, I don't like snakes.
Dale
Same.
Travis
Now, if I recognize that it's a black snake, I'm okay if it's around. But any other. If I don't know what kind of Sega is. I don't want to be around it. Do you.
Dale
Do you guys deal with spiders out in Sonoma at all?
Travis
We deal with spiders everywhere.
Amy
We didn't see any spider.
Travis
Yes, I saw a spider yesterday here. You don't like spiders? It look kind of sketchy.
Amy
I hear it's bad luck to kill spiders.
Dale
That I've got plenty of bad luck because I'm killing every spider I see.
Travis
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Dale
What are we doing for lunch today? I'm getting kind of hungry.
Travis
Well, I'm already on it. It's actually going to be delivered soon. Arby's Angus cheesesteak with a side of curly fries is on the way. It's the ultimate meat and cheese combination for steak lovers like you and me. It's actually the perfect balance of quarter pound of Angus steak, melted American cheese fire roasted peppers and onions with a nice garlic spread to tie it all together. It's a must try. That's gonna be our lunch sandwich.
Dale
Sounds delicious. But there's one thing I've learned is if you're talking about food, I gotta trust you on this. You've never failed me yet.
Travis
I have not?
Dale
No. You've nailed it.
Travis
Well, there you go, man. This sandwich has it all. When I first tried this, I was at the shop checking on the race cars and stuff, seeing if the guys need anything. We ordered up some Arby's and when this Angus cheesesteak arrived, I was blown away by how much steak is actually on this thing. Definitely big enough to satisfy your hunger. Tastes like a true American classic. Everybody check out your nearest Arby's today to try this Angus cheesesteak. And if you want it delivered like we do, use code dale for $0delivery when you order through the Arby's app. That's code D A L E on the app, available for a limited time at participating U.S. locations while supplies last.
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Amy
So it was fun though. We went wine tasting. The first time Dale actually ever had wine was when he went to Australia with Paul Morris, a bunch of his friends. And Paul has a winery. And so ever since then, Dale has come back and he's called Pinot Grigio. Pinot Grigio. And so I can't get him to stop either. Anytime we go to a restaurant, that's what he order. What he orders for me.
Travis
I'll tell the waiter I want some Pino Grigio.
Amy
And they're like, hmm, really have that? Is that a Spanish wine? And so we go to Sonoma and we're in all these really nice either restaurants or the wineries. And of course that's how he's asking for it. But he had a lot of white wine.
Travis
Yeah, yeah. I mean we, we. I like to Amy and Tart and his wife, Trish and Bruce and his wife. Everybody was, you know, we were going, we went on two winery tours and that was pretty fun. There's a lot of reds though, and I don't like red at all. I don't really like wine at all. But I'll drink white wine. Pinot gris. How you say it? Pinot grease, Pinot grish. But I'll drink that white wine. Yeah. So I mean it's, it's, it's fine. I'll I'll drink a little bit of it. But we kind of kept it easy. We didn't get too wild.
Amy
No, we didn't.
Travis
Um, yeah, I remember last, like, we hadn't been to Sonoma in eight years, seven years since I raced. And I remember like the last time we went there, we had a wine tour all day long.
Amy
We had three. We went to three different places. And three is too many. Two is on the cusp. Like, honestly, one a day is probably fine. And then you can just lay by the pool or do something else because you're going to get wine at the pool, you're going to have wine at dinner. There's drinks had all over the place. So, yeah, three, Three wineries is like tko.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
Day drinking, though, you can drink a bunch during the day. If you go to bed at a relatively good time and you wake up, fine.
Travis
Let me tell you of it.
Amy
As long as you can remember going to sleep.
Dale
Yeah.
Amy
You know, but if three wineries, like I said, for me anyway, it was way too much. I think. I. They're browned out.
Travis
There ain't no staying up in Sonoma. And you're, you're definitely day drinking. You're drinking for lunch, everybody. There's wine all over the place. And you can't, you know, you can't help but not go to bed at a decent hour. Nine o' clock or so. But. And plus the, the jet lag, you know, makes it a little challenging too. But you wake up at like 4:30 in the morning.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale
What's your go to wine, Amy?
Amy
I like Pinot Grigio. I like champagne the most. And then I love a Pinot Noir, like red. So, I mean, I think Chardonnay is my least favorite. The rest of them I'll happily drink.
Dale
I'm a Riesling guy.
Amy
Oh, really?
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
Shocking.
Travis
I found that out during COVID Really good.
Amy
It's more of a dessert wine, so it's like a little sweeter.
Dale
Yeah.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
Well, I wouldn't for you, Travis.
Dale
Find something new out every week.
Amy
You sure do.
Travis
Well, we had a pretty good trip. Racetrack was fun, but the hotel was pretty cool. Do you remember that? We could never get to front door to lock.
Amy
All right, so we, we, we come to the hotel and the door is just magically open. I put the key in. It's got a real key, not a card key. And it just pushes open. I'm like, oh, I don't know why it was so easy, but I didn't, I couldn't get it to turn, but it just pushed open. So no. No worries. So we got in. We set up our things. Dale's already got his stuff in the closet. We try to leave and lock the door. We can't lock the door. We have a dinner reservation. And so we didn't really think too much of it. But as we're going back and trying to close it up for nighttime, is that when it was. We're trying to leave at some point or trying to go in at some point and lock the door. We can lock it from the inside, but not from the outside. So the thing will turn, but our keys don't work. And let. Art is dead set on the fact that the keys that we have for our room are not the right keys because they don't say what our house name is on the key. It says something else. And so we take the keys down, and they have to have the engineers come out and, like, re key the door. So the door lock was broken. But for, like, I don't know, a solid 24 hours, we were in there with the door completely unlocked. I wasn't really too worried, but Dale and Steve were not going to let that slide. And I was worried that Dale was going to take a random screwdriver he found, you know how he does, and just start messing with it. I'm glad he didn't. He's going to find, like, the wine cork screw and start messing with the door handle.
Travis
Do we want to go and play this game? Guessing the item.
Amy
This feels a little suspect, little sus.
Dale
So there's words that I have, and you guys will try to guess it. So you'll say a word, and if it's as far off as could possibly be, I'll be, like, one if it's really close to the word, like, 90. So, like, for example, if the word. If the word was like, race car and you're. And you said, you know, nascar, I'd be like, 95. But if you said peanut butter, I'd be like, 1.
Travis
Gotcha. Okay.
Dale
Does that make sense?
Travis
And whoever guesses the word or what?
Dale
Whoever guesses the word gets the win.
Travis
All right, let's go for it.
Amy
All right.
Travis
Are you thinking of a word?
Dale
I already have my word.
Travis
You have your word?
Dale
Yep.
Travis
All right.
Dale
NASCAR 10.
Amy
Vacation.
Dale
90.
Travis
Oh, boy. Disney World.
Amy
How about Cabo?
Travis
Amy, we got one more time.
Amy
Don't steal my word.
Travis
Disney World.
Dale
60.
Amy
Okay.
Travis
Cabo 80.
Dale
Hawaii 75.
Travis
Damn.
Dale
Cancun, 75. Sullivan's Island, 70.
Amy
So we're in the beach somewhere, but we are not. We're not that close. Vacation. We're at the beach. We are? Tampa. Tampa. Tims.
Dale
No. We'll go 80.
Amy
Key West.
Dale
97.
Travis
Captain Tony's.
Amy
Oh, we're going out. We're in a barn.
Dale
98.
Travis
Oh, we're getting close.
Amy
The Green Parrot.
Dale
98.
Amy
The Raw Bar.
Dale
Come on, 99.
Amy
Oh, I know where it is.
Travis
Go, baby.
Amy
Schooner Wharf.
Dale
97.
Travis
What?
Amy
Getting further away.
Travis
Freak.
Amy
Where'd y' all go?
Travis
Bar. The raw bar was 98.
Dale
Yeah.
Travis
99. Frank's.
Dale
96.
Travis
Moving away. I mean, those are the places.
Amy
Is that Buffalo shrimp?
Dale
Amy for the win.
Amy
Oh, that's fun. All right. That's easier than that.
Travis
Why? How is nascar? How is NASCAR even a tent or whatever?
Amy
Because you're related to nascar.
Dale
Yeah, you've got their NASCAR people after when Homestead would go down there so there's at least something fair.
Travis
All right, all right, all right.
Dale
Dale can go first with this one.
Travis
You ready?
Dale
Yep.
Travis
NASCAR.
Amy
So annoying.
Travis
Why? 50. See, I'm getting us off on the right foot here.
Amy
All right. Talladega.
Dale
52.
Travis
Race car, 50.
Amy
Speeding ticket.
Travis
Mel, I said zero.
Dale
I almost did, but I could.
Amy
You can justify anything.
Dale
Yeah. 50 for this one. We'll keep it.
Travis
Whoa. 50 days of thunder.
Dale
Zero.
Amy
Zero. I'm gonna say cold beer.
Dale
75.
Travis
What? The speeding ticket and cold beer. 50. 75. Talladega. All right. Daytona, 50. They told us Super Speedway tailgate.
Dale
70.
Amy
I feel like we're headed towards a party or an event or a specific thing that happens at a party.
Dale
See, Amy's thinking at least. She's like, you're just. Dale's just like, singular, focused nascar.
Travis
Yeah, but. No, but I mean, I don't understand. Speeding ticket was 50. Beer. Speeding ticket, NASCAR.
Amy
I know, but the ratings has a speeding ticket.
Travis
50 is still decent.
Amy
Well, that's the problem.
Travis
Interpretation of 50.
Amy
We got better with beer and we got better with tailgate. So, like, go that way.
Travis
Okay. I will say high rock. Vodka.
Amy
80.
Travis
Getting closer. See, I know a thing or two about this game.
Amy
Washington Redskins.
Travis
What the.
Amy
No.
Dale
Zero.
Amy
Zero.
Travis
Yeah. What are you doing, Amy? You don't know how to play the game.
Amy
Cold beer, tailgating vodka. I think maybe we're at a football game. That's what I was saying.
Dale
I see your thought process, but no, listen.
Amy
Of course, Venus, Mars. That's why we're different. All right, so football games are out. Go ahead.
Travis
Let's say Whiskey River.
Dale
65.
Amy
I feel like your score is a little too close together anymore. Let's say drop Back to vodka, I guess. Gatlinburg.
Travis
80.
Dale
30. Oh, I'll try to separate them a little further for you.
Travis
Yeah. Everything can't be 60. 80, 50. 60, 60, 80, 50, 50, 50. All right. Sundrop.
Dale
55.
Travis
Okay.
Dale
Dirty martini we'll do here. 82.
Travis
Oh, boy. Screwdriver.
Dale
82.
Amy
Come on, Dale, Pull it out of your ass. Drink more of your cocktail. You get more clever when you're drunk.
Travis
Well, who's gonna drive us to town?
Amy
Not going anywhere. This game is going to take us for the rest of our lives.
Travis
Yeah. Do you give up?
Amy
No. One more guess.
Travis
No chance in hell we're getting this.
Amy
Really? You got to guess one. I just guessed margarita. All of the cocktails had 82.
Travis
I know, but that's pretty far off. A bar? Is it a bar?
Dale
90.
Travis
So you're getting closer. Now we're getting closer. A bar.
Amy
A bar.
Travis
So it's like somewhere maybe where we find drinks, Right? Because all the drinks. Well, all drinks are same. Right? 82. 82. Whatever. I'm thinking this place, wherever this is, has drinks.
Amy
Wow. What's your favorite vacation? Maybe this is making me feel dumb.
Travis
Yeah. Is it a bar and, I mean, let's say Captain Tony's. No bar in Key West. Are you there?
Amy
No. He just said no.
Dale
It's not Captain Tony's.
Amy
All right, I give up.
Dale
You give up? Dale?
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
Wine.
Travis
Oh, my God. Stupid ass game.
Dale
Yeah.
Travis
This game's dumb as hell. This game.
Amy
Here's. This is one of those games where, like, you start guessing, and they're like, oh, they're gonna get it too fast. And they just changed what they were thinking about altogether. You know what I mean?
Travis
Here. Hey, let it be my turn.
Amy
Yeah, y'.
Travis
All.
Amy
Here.
Travis
I'm gonna torch your ass. All right, all right, I got it. Go.
Dale
Computer.
Travis
Both those are zero.
Dale
Ice cream, zero.
Amy
Double D's.
Dale
Water.
Travis
90.
Amy
Sullivan's Island, 85.
Travis
Pretty good.
Amy
Bahamas, five. Okay. Water. Water was 90.
Dale
Location.
Travis
Boat.
Amy
What? A boat, five.
Travis
Boat, five.
Amy
Not ice, five.
Travis
Zero. Zero for ice.
Amy
Pool.
Travis
Ding, ding, ding.
Amy
Good job, Travis.
Dale
This game's not hard.
Travis
Well, I made it easy.
Amy
Kind of hard.
Dale
What do you mean, you made it easy? The word was wine.
Travis
You get one. Amy, go.
Amy
Okay. I got one. Beach, zero.
Dale
Computer, zero.
Travis
Fingernails.
Amy
10.
Travis
Oh.
Dale
Jewelry, zero.
Travis
Palm tree, 10. Really? Chair.
Amy
Zero.
Travis
Motorcycle, zero.
Dale
Cell phone.
Amy
Cell phone, yeah. 50.
Travis
IPad.
Amy
Zero.
Travis
Glove, 20. 20.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
Whoa. Fingernails, 10. Gloves, 20. Cell phones.
Dale
Cell phone was 50.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
Headphones?
Travis
Earbuds?
Amy
Nope. Zero. Zero.
Travis
Right. This game sucks.
Dale
It doesn't suck. It's fun.
Travis
It. It's fun if I'm the one with the note.
Amy
Beer gets. Gets a 20.
Travis
The game's fun if I'm the one doing the word, but if I'm having a guess, it's just not as. It's a little frustrating.
Dale
Oh, no, I like it when you have to guess. I don't want to have the word photograph.
Amy
80 Instagram 20.
Dale
So it's not an app.
Travis
All right, so photograph taking picture using your finger.
Dale
Polaroid.
Amy
Zero.
Travis
Selfie. What?
Amy
Hearing you say selfie, it's just hilarious. I don't know why.
Travis
Selfie. What's what? I say the word like everybody else says.
Amy
Selfie gets a. A ten.
Travis
Damn.
Amy
You want a hint?
Travis
Yeah, give us a hint.
Amy
It's something we've discussed on the show.
Travis
Oh, my God. Like, we've discussed everything on the show.
Dale
They don't always listen to the show.
Amy
No, today you were here. You're done.
Dale
Yeah.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
A snake.
Travis
Snake.
Amy
Snake.
Dale
Knew it.
Travis
What's fingernails got to do with a.
Amy
Snake taking a picture? Like, fingernails. What Fingernails got What, like a 10? They didn't get a high school Fingernails.
Dale
Didn't bot like that. Didn't throw me off any kind of score.
Travis
Is a Lou. Is a. Is a. A lure in the direction of the answer.
Amy
I know. So the better, the better. Scores were like cell phone.
Travis
I know. But you can't give.
Amy
You had been drinking beer clearly when.
Travis
You were fingernails should have got a zero. But she looked.
Dale
I can. She's putting that story together with any.
Travis
Kind of a score. Is a. Is a. Is a directional arrow toward the answer.
Amy
You're a terrible loser.
Travis
Everybody's gonna agree with me on this. Okay, you can't give fingernail a score of 10. If. If you're not trying to steer me.
Amy
I feel like we've reached the conclusion of this game before Dale throws it. Thanks for playing.
Travis
I love y', all, but I don't like this game.
Amy
Okay, well, thank you.
Travis
I'm glad we played it because, I mean, I had some laughs. That's all that matters.
Dale
Blame Alex.
Amy
Tims, can we have a wellness check on Tampa?
Travis
I think Alex.
Dale
Alex, how are we doing?
Travis
I think. I think Alex. He doesn't really.
Amy
Oh, no.
Travis
I think Alex really doesn't have dysentery. He just didn't want to be on here for this game because he did his game, not it. He didn't have the. He's like, this game I've provided is the. Is the real. Is the part of this whole day.
Amy
Alex sets us up for failure. Is that what you're saying?
Travis
I'm going to actually, you know what? I think Travis might need to be the host or the Travis might be the producer for the show.
Amy
Tim's he's going down.
Travis
Hope you get Hope you get feeling better there, buddy.
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Travis
Today's a big day at Junior Motorsports, isn't it, Trav?
Dale
I already went over there.
Amy
What's happening in Junior Motorsports?
Dale
Jerky boys is back in stock.
Amy
Oh. I got onto the dirty mo media story this morning to see how the competition was going with the shirts.
Travis
How's it going?
Amy
And heart on the rocks is in second place. So I got on and ordered a couple T shirts.
Travis
You just gotta buy, like, oh, my gosh.
Amy
I might order a few more because I don't like to lose. But the competition's still going, people.
Dale
Amy, do you need me to find out? You want me find out how far behind you are?
Amy
Yeah.
Dale
Let you know, I kind of need a quantity number. Okay.
Amy
Yeah, I can share the shirts with my friends. They're cute. But anyway, competition's still going.
Travis
Are we gonna do some ask?
Dale
Amy, are you ready for your first question?
Amy
Yes.
Dale
This is from Baloo Fitch. Do you ever pee in the pool on vacation?
Amy
No. No, I don't. I don't pee in the pool in general. I find that to be disgusting. But I do take note of when I'm at a vacation pool of how many people are in it and how many people aren't getting out. Yeah, we did that when we were in Sonoma with this last weekend, and Trish said that she's been given a hat and she's not brave enough to ever wear it out. But it says I pee in pools. She's like, I really just kind of wish I had it on right now. And, like, she and I went to the bathroom and some of our friends that we were watching around our NASCAR people went to the bathroom. But there was a group that was on the end of the pool having a 40th birthday party celebration, and they didn't go to the bathroom. They were definitely peeing in that damn pool.
Travis
Gross.
Amy
It's so nasty. Especially when, you know and you can, like, see the people and you know what's happening.
Travis
Yeah, I damn sure have shut off hot. All hot tubs.
Amy
Yeah. Hot tubs aren't happening.
Travis
Like, I used to not even think about it. Yeah. Getting hot tub. Now it's like, ain't hot tubs in my life.
Dale
Next question comes from Scott. Would you guys ever do a house remodel like you did in Key West?
Amy
I wouldn't say never. We'd have to find the right project. Dale says no. You're shaking your head. Why?
Travis
That was a lot of work. It was hot.
Amy
It was a lot of work. We physically did a lot of that work. Yeah, I would say I would love to do another house renovation without the TV element. The TV element made it a little grueling just because of the heat. It was freaking hot, and I was pregnant.
Travis
So I'd say this. So when I. We have been asked this. I'd like to hear your response to this, Amy. We have been asked this before, and my mind doesn't go to, hmm, would I do that again? Somewhere my mind immediately goes to, damn it. I regret selling that house. Should have sold the one we had and that we had had down there for a while. I wish we would have kept that house and not sold it. And, you know, I just regretted we sold it, really. You know, we listed it. They told us not to list it higher than we listed it. It sold immediately in a couple days. Like, I should have listed it higher or I should have kept it because the market was taken off, and it just took a while for it to really reach the keys. The market didn't raise with the rest of the country. It took a while, but it eventually got there. And I don't know, I just jumped. We just got off that house too quickly. I kind of regret that.
Amy
What he means is the house was really cute, and we do wish we had kept it. The lady and a gentleman that bought the house just put it back up for sale, and they haven't changed a thing. Not a knickknack, nothing. Everything that we put in that house is still. So, like, we could take it back. We're gonna. We would have to pay pretty good money to get it back.
Travis
Yeah. We'd have to pay another. It sold for four.
Amy
Yeah. Like $2 million more than what we.
Dale
That's how you know you designed a cool house.
Amy
If they didn't get anything, we did a good job. So I would love to do it again, but it'd have to be, like. I don't know. It'd have to just make sense like that one did.
Dale
So a couple people upstairs, when this question got submitted, didn't know about it. So I was, like, telling them, like, no, this was on tv, and I tracked down video. Do you remember falling through the floor, Amy? There's video of you on one of the episodes.
Amy
Yeah, I do. I was like the guinea pig to do all those scary things. These two big, giant men couldn't do it. Like, I'm crawling under the house, putting the jack underneath there. The very first time I remember that, I lost, like, rock, paper, scissors, and I'm like. I look straight at Dale because he knew I was pregnant, but nobody else did. I'm like, really? You're gonna send me underneath here with the snakes and the scorpions and all this, knowing I'm pregnant? I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do this. So I, like, went in, did it, and then from then on, I'm like, I'm tougher than these guys are. I just. I'm tougher than. I'm tougher than them. But it was a. I mean, I barely remember falling through the floor, but there was a lot of shenanigans that happened. I feel like this Tiki west heat does something to your brain. Like, they put the claws on the bathtub the wrong direction. There was a lot of random stuff that happened in that house.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
Next question comes from John, is how early is too early to call or text somebody in the morning? Like, what time are you allowed to start reaching out to people?
Amy
I. My phone's on silent all the time. Like, I said, you're not calling me and getting a hold of me, so text me anything.
Travis
It is. You don't know how that feels to get sent a text message and it says, amy's phone is on silent, but can. Amy's on. Amy's on do not disturb.
Amy
I'm on do not disturb a lot. Just because my phone's gonna die. Like, that saves your battery.
Dale
But why is your phone about to die? Like, you can always charge it.
Amy
Yeah, you can, but a lot of times I'm, like, running around if I'm with the kids and we're out and I don't have a wire. I put it on do not disturb just to like save the battery.
Dale
Just in case you don't have a wire in your.
Amy
Dale's point, when he can't get a hold of me, he freaks out. So I'm trying to save my battery so my husband can reach me.
Dale
So I have a solution to this problem though, is you can keep your phone on do not disturb, but then go in Dale's contact and make it so his stuff can go through.
Travis
Thank you.
Amy
Oh, thanks, Travis. Thanks for sharing.
Travis
She didn't want to do that. She's not. She's pretending to not know about that feature.
Amy
Oh my gosh. I knew that you could do that with read receipts. Yeah, but I didn't know you could do that with do not disturb.
Travis
Yeah, I like to text people early in the morning because I want to show them that I'm up.
Amy
Not still up, but up after sleep.
Travis
Oh yeah, because I'll get a text. I'll get. I'll text somebody at 7 or 7:30 and they'll text me, you know, when they get going, they'll be like, dave, you were up early. And I'm like, oh, wait till, wait till tomorrow. Text your ass at six in the morning.
Amy
I don't. So here's the thing. You reach for your phone right when you wake up. I don't do that. Like I grab it and go downstairs. I let the dogs out making. But doing all the other things, like when I get to my phone and actually sit and look at it. It's been an hour or so at least since I.
Dale
Sounds peaceful.
Travis
But everybody always assumes that I sleep in. And so I like to text people at 7:30, so they go, damn, damn.
Amy
He is an adult. He Woke up at 8 o'. Clock.
Travis
It feels, it feels good. It's like a compliment.
Dale
Amy woke him up. That's good of her.
Travis
Hey.
Amy
Amy's alarm woke him up.
Travis
Yeah, no, there. It's. It's kind of like, hey, you're. You're living a productive life. I thought you were, you know, sleeping in all the time still like you used to when you're in your 20s, but now you're. Look at you, you're grown up.
Amy
Are you doing that to validate it for yourself? Is it, Is it?
Travis
Yeah. Yes.
Amy
There are plenty of mornings, especially when we're getting ready for school, that I still have to send one of the kids up to get daddy out of bed. And it's not because he's not awake. It's because he's sitting There playing on his phone.
Dale
Dale, weren't you late on Tuesday?
Travis
I'm always late.
Dale
So much for waking up.
Amy
Dale doesn't believe in a schedule.
Travis
My. You remember what you said earlier? My are going up and my gift's going down.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
It's this weird thing that happens. The space. The space of giving, it gets less and less.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale
Our last question comes from Vanessa. Which NASCAR driver, current or past would you let babysit the girls?
Travis
NASCAR driver, current. Pass. I'd probably let Blaney do it.
Dale
That'd be good training.
Amy
Yeah, I'd let Danica do it. Danica would probably teach him something cool, but I can't teach him. Like, she's always doing gymnastics and stuff like that, too. She can just her yoga, and the girls would probably like hanging out with her. Bellini would be a good babysitter.
Travis
Yeah, I think so.
Amy
Yeah. He's, like, calm, cool, and collected and responsible. He would be fine.
Dale
I get, like, fun uncle vibes from him.
Amy
Yes.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
The other person I think would do a good job just because he's. He's like, a kid at heart, is Willie B. Job.
Dale
Let's play Legos.
Travis
I don't know about that.
Amy
You really. So I feel good. Speaking of Willie B. Dale and I were doing our Legos last night. Instead of, like, hanging out, we were like, let's chip away at this freaking Titanic thing that we have.
Travis
Yeah, we're still building the Titanic.
Amy
We're still in box one of the Titanic, and we're not even close.
Travis
I would tell people that every week. We're not taking forever.
Amy
We sat there and we got through, like, the bags for number 10. I'm like, you want to do 11? He's like, not really. I was like, good. Be neither. Torturous.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
He must have really put some damn man hours in to finish that as quickly as he did. Like, he didn't do anything else. But, yeah, so I feel like he would be. He would be fine to hang out with the kids. They, like, do Lego sets or whatever.
Dale
And that's all we got for Askamy this week.
Travis
Well, there you go.
Amy
Yeah, there you go. Thank you guys for your questions and for listening. If you haven't already, please hit the subscribe button on our YouTube channel. And also, don't forget to check out all of our merch@shop dirtymomedia.com we had a great show. Thank you for listening and see you next week.
Travis
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Podcast Summary: The Dale Jr. Download – "Bless Your ‘Hardt – Sonoma Wine Tasting & Peeing in Pools"
Release Date: July 17, 2025
Host: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Platform: Dirty Mo Media, SiriusXM
In this engaging episode of The Dale Jr. Download, hosted by NASCAR's beloved 15-time Most Popular Driver, Dale Earnhardt Jr., the trio—Dale, Amy, and Travis—delve into a lively discussion covering their recent adventures in Sonoma wine country, the quirks of neighborhood parking etiquette, and a humorous yet tense encounter involving a presumed snake. The episode blends personal anecdotes with relatable topics, offering listeners a candid glimpse into the hosts' lives.
Dale reminisces about his first encounter with wine during a trip to Australia, introducing his enduring preference for Pinot Grigio. The group recounts their recent visit to Sonoma, highlighting the abundance of white wines and the challenges Travis faces with reds.
Key Highlights:
Wine Preferences:
Amy: “I like Pinot Grigio. I like champagne the most. And then I love a Pinot Noir, like red.”
(Timestamp: [25:32] - [28:38])
Group Dynamics:
The hosts discuss their winery tours, noting Amy and Trish's impressive wine-tasting skills and Travis's limited enjoyment of red wines.
Past Adventures:
Dale reflects on their previous trip to Key West, sharing humorous stories about house remodeling challenges, including a memorable incident where Amy had to crawl under their house while pregnant.
Notable Quote:
Dale: “If they didn't get anything, we did a good job. So I would love to do it again, but it'd have to be, like, I don't know. It'd have to just make sense like that one did.”
(Timestamp: [49:23])
Travis shares an amusing yet frustrating experience at a grocery store pickup spot where an elderly woman occupies a designated parking spot meant for customer pickups. The discussion touches on generational differences and the etiquette surrounding reserved parking spaces.
Key Highlights:
Incident Details:
Travis: “She got a Florida tag. So she's not from around. But I'm like, God dang, man, how old was she? You're 70, 68, 65.”
(Timestamp: [15:02] - [17:36])
Hosts' Reactions:
The trio humorously debates the appropriateness of elderly drivers using specially reserved spots, balancing understanding with frustration.
Solutions Discussed:
Amy: “So, I give up. One more guess.”
(Timestamp: [37:16])
Notable Quote:
Amy: “If I'm 70 and I'm gotta go to the grocery store, I'm just going to pull into the closest parking spot.”
(Timestamp: [14:23])
Dale recounts a tense moment when he believed he found a snake in the basement, leading to a family-wide scramble to identify the creature. The revelation that it was merely an S-hook turned the situation into a source of humor and relief.
Key Highlights:
Initial Panic:
Dale: “I'm like, that's not a freaking snake. That's an S hook. It's a piece of rusty metal.”
(Timestamp: [20:06] - [22:08])
Resolution:
The group laughs off the misunderstanding, emphasizing the importance of staying calm and verifying before reacting.
Impact on Family:
The incident becomes a humorous family anecdote, showcasing their ability to handle unexpected situations with humor.
Notable Quote:
Dale: “How did you not know that wasn't a snake? And what were you expecting that I was going to do for you?”
(Timestamp: [20:06] - [21:26])
In a playful interlude, the hosts engage in a word-guessing game where one person selects a word, and the others attempt to guess it based on numerical clues. This segment adds a light-hearted and interactive element to the episode.
Key Highlights:
Gameplay Mechanics:
Dale: “If you're talking about race car and you said NASCAR, I'd be like, 95. But if you said peanut butter, I'd be like, 1.”
(Timestamp: [30:33] - [36:38])
Challenges Faced:
Travis struggles with the game, leading to humorous exchanges and eventual abbreviation of the activity.
Final Reveal:
The word “wine” is identified, tying back to the earlier discussions on wine tasting.
Notable Quote:
Travis: “This game's dumb as hell.”
(Timestamp: [37:20] - [38:36])
The hosts delve into topics surrounding modern dating norms, such as the "third date rule," and share insights on balancing parenting responsibilities with personal relationships. Dale discusses his efforts to ask someone out, revealing his genuine and thoughtful nature.
Key Highlights:
Dating Norms:
Amy: “Third date is a sleepover or a hookup. And I think everybody agreed that that was, like, the general rule.”
(Timestamp: [05:44] - [08:28])
Dale's Dating Experience:
Dale shares his cautious approach to dating, emphasizing the importance of building a meaningful relationship over adhering to societal timelines.
Parenting Insights:
The conversation touches on managing family dynamics, such as replacing a deteriorating playground set, showcasing their dedication to creating a nurturing environment for their children.
Notable Quote:
Travis: “I'm willing to go freaking eight, ten dates.”
(Timestamp: [06:59] - [07:58])
The episode wraps up with reflections on the day's events, playful banter, and a teaser for future segments. The hosts encourage listener interaction through social media and merchandise, maintaining an engaging and community-driven atmosphere.
Notable Quote:
Dale: “You can't have a good time in bad boots. That's why you need to Covas.”
(Timestamp: [42:33] - [45:49])
Travis: “But I love this. I don't know if you can see it on the camera.”
(Timestamp: [02:31] - [02:50])
Amy: “We went on two winery tours and that was pretty fun.”
(Timestamp: [26:13] - [26:54])
Dale: “I'm glad he didn't. He's going to find, like, the wine cork screw and start messing with the door handle.”
(Timestamp: [20:57] - [21:26])
Personal Growth: Dale's journey into wine appreciation illustrates his willingness to explore new experiences beyond racing.
Family Dynamics: The hosts emphasize the importance of family, whether through humorous incidents or thoughtful parenting decisions.
Community Engagement: Through games and relatable stories, Dale Jr. fosters a strong connection with his listeners, encouraging interaction and participation.
This episode of The Dale Jr. Download seamlessly blends humor, personal stories, and relatable discussions, offering listeners an entertaining and insightful experience. Whether it's navigating the complexities of modern dating or handling unexpected household surprises, Dale and his co-hosts provide a candid and engaging narrative that resonates with a broad audience.