
Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are at the beach for this week’s episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. Dale and Amy started their beach vacation with a random phone call from the one and only Stone Cold Steve Austin. Then Amy and Dale talk about how to enhance your listening experience when you’re jamming out at home. Plus, we play Real or Fake Bar Names and Ask Amy!
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Amy Earnhardt
Hey guys. We are here for another episode of Bless yous Heart. Dale and I are on location today. We are at our beach house and have a good show for you. We're going to talk about some funny things. Stone cold swan leeches. All the fun things that have happened through the week. And patient portals and how much they suck. Let's get started.
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Amy Earnhardt
Oh, yeah. This is the way it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out, open a bunch of jars. You got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high crack?
Dirty Mo Media
I'm working.
Amy Earnhardt
Working that mouth.
Isla
All right.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
After last night, I've got to try to remember everything we're going to talk about because last night we about erased our memory.
Amy Earnhardt
I definitely did.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. Amy and I had a few cocktails. Speaking of cocktails.
Amy Earnhardt
Cheers. We have a jalapeno High rock cocktail. I kind of just made this one up.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's really good.
Amy Earnhardt
It's a take on a jalapeno margarita.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It tastes like a kind of a light lemonade. Very good. Easy to drink. We need something easy. This morning you can visit highrockvodka.com to find a bottle near you. Actually, it's a store locator, so if you go there to highrockvodka.com, type in where you are. It'll give you an idea of the store closest to you to go pick up a bottle of High Rock Vodka. In some states we can ship. Please remember to drink responsibly. Must be 21 or over. Last night we turned on one of my favorite things to do in the technology that we have today. Oh, God, it's crazy. So me and Amy's been listening to music and staying up in the evenings as long as we've been together, and, man, you used to have a. Have your whole laptop flipped open with your itunes and clicking on songs, but these days, you can use your YouTube app on your phone and play the music video on the tv.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, I didn't realize you were doing that last night until closer to the end.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So you can kind of control the YouTube app that's actually on the smart TV from your phone. Super cool. Because once you start listening to music with the music videos, you can't go back.
Amy Earnhardt
No, you can't. It changes the whole vibe for the better.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. So if you're around your friends, you know, and all you got is a Bluetooth speaker and you're hanging around on the beach or something, that's. That's one thing. But if you're at the house and you want to play some music, try playing the music videos on tv. Oh, man. Change this whole thing. But we did that for a while last night. And the fun part about playing the music videos in the bar with Amy is if you don't play the right songs, Amy is going to leave and go to bed. And so that's.
Amy Earnhardt
So the challenge is to keep me on the first.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
The challenge is to play the right song that Amy goes. Oh, and, you know, starts dancing.
Amy Earnhardt
Listen, I like this challenge, too. It's fun. And I was off. Off of my bar stool, dancing around. Oh, yeah, like, full last night. But Amy needs to go to sleep.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
We did. We had a. We had it going.
Amy Earnhardt
You did. It is fun watching the videos. It's. It just is so much fun just to, like, relive watching the videos that you've seen many years ago. We always play, like, the older songs, too.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. So last some nights, I get off on the wrong genre, and Amy goes to bed and. But last night, we kept it going for a while. We played. What do we play? We played. Oh, man.
Amy Earnhardt
It was a bunch of 80s.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. A lot of 80s. Can't go wrong with 80s country. So the Earnhardt documentary that's been out for Amazon has been awesome, and we've been getting all kinds of great feedback on that. And, you know, we had opportunity to interview Ron Howard yesterday on the Dale Jr. Download. So kind of interested to see how. What people thought about that interview.
Amy Earnhardt
What was that like talking to Ron Howard?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Well, I was super nervous. You know, he's not a race car driver, and we're not Talking about anything that I'm super knowledgeable about. But you just, I just, you know, lean into your curiosity. He was kind and, and answered all, you know, long, he, he, he give, he gave long answers, which is what you want in the interview. Somebody that gives you short answers makes it tough because you, you plow through your interview, your notes real quick, and, and you got more time to feel and not really sure what.
Amy Earnhardt
Well, I remember watching him on Happy Days. Like we've been Ron Howard fans for our entire lives, right? And so when you told me you got to do that, that was really fun. I, I thought, like, how cool is this that you get to talk to people like that? It was kind of similar to our drive down because we, we're driving three and a half hours from home to here, and about halfway in the phone, his phone's always tethered to the car because he's playing music. So a phone call pops up and it says Steve Austin. And he goes, oh, Steve Austin's calling. I'm like, Steve Austin, Stone Cold. Stone Cold's calling while we're driving down to the beach.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
How, how, what is this life? How cool is this for you that this is just your normal that? And he, he answers the phone. They're chit chatting. I could hear, I can hear Stone Cold because he's talking so loud and he's wanting to talk about the documentary and dw and he's asking all kinds of questions about what got into dw. Why is he so mad at it? And I'm like, why?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Daryl, say what's going on? He literally just called it your dad.
Amy Earnhardt
And kind of gossip, to be honest. I'm like, wow, this is so neat. And I, you know, I was grateful I got to listen in because he was talking so well. I got to hear all the things. But that doesn't happen in everybody else's life. And it's neat to have the perspective I do sometimes, so I can see all the things you get to do. But the Bron Howard thing was way up there. Stone Cold calling too, in the middle of the day just to chit chat was fun. You've had a lot of moments like that in your life.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I know, it's weird. They kind of come in spurts, so there'll be a lull of like, you know, kind of life being pretty regular and normal. And then something like that happens. Yeah, these little, you know, something like the documentary happens and all of a sudden all these little quirky things start happening and then it kind of teeters oh, really? Back into, yeah, back into regular life for a while. But yeah, that was cool, man. I hadn't talked to Stone Cold Steve Austin in years. I did his show probably three or four years ago.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. Down at the saloon.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. And he, you know, we just kind of. I see some of the stuff he, you know, I like some of his stuff on social media or vice versa. And. But that's about it. And so, yeah, for him to call me, he just wanted to ask a couple questions about that documentary.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, he was so curious. He's like, I gotta get some answers. Yeah, he just wanted a little tea.
Isla
That's so cool.
Amy Earnhardt
I thought that was awesome.
Isla
So is he Steve Austin in your phone? Not Stone Cold?
Amy Earnhardt
No, he's listed as Steve Austin.
Isla
Like a normal person, just a regular guy.
Amy Earnhardt
Stone Cold Steve Austin. He talks just like daddy goes, hey, man. Hey, man. I talked to you about this documentary. I just watched it. What got into dw? Like, wow. He just literally just called to gossip.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yep. So, yeah, so that, that's. That was pretty cool to get a call from him. I've had a couple other, you know, out of nowhere kind of text messages and so forth from people. But the. So if you have. I'm sure everybody who's listening to this has probably watched that Earnhardt documentary, but if you haven't, go check it out on Amazon or Prime. Me and Amy have yet to watch episodes three and four again. We haven't. We watched edited versions of three and four from months ago, but we haven't really seen the finished product. And one of the things that I've read. And so I'm apprehensive to watch 3 and 4 again because I know.
Amy Earnhardt
Well, they're emotional, super sad.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And I actually see people saying that they're like, they're on their own social media going, I've watched three episodes. I don't. I just can't.
Amy Earnhardt
I can't four on the TV because I don't know if I can go through those anymore.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Seriously.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, our friends have done the same thing. You know, good friends have text and said the same thing. Wow. Episode three was so hard on my emotions.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
They're not wrong. And. Yeah. So I, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. You know, having knowing. You know, usually you don't want to watch something because you anticipate it being bad. Right. Or not worth your time or whatever. But it's good.
Amy Earnhardt
Episode four, does it. It culminates, you know, like it brings you back up. Yeah, it Lifts you back up. It does, Yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I forget that part.
Amy Earnhardt
I remember how it ends. It's good. Life is good, and so is the end.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's kind of like like Amy, when Amy won't watch scary movies with me, because. Not that they're not good.
Amy Earnhardt
It's not that I don't want to watch scary movies. I don't want to watch them right before I go to sleep.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Worried about being. Getting scared. I like getting scared because it's an adrenaline rush.
Amy Earnhardt
Listen, there's difference in scared and, like, watching somebody get split open with, like, a pocket knife, you know, there's like, the gory stuff I don't really need to see.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not a gory.
Amy Earnhardt
Well, that's what happens in scary movies. Somebody gets chopped up or something like that. I'm like, I don't really need to see that this point in my life. I've seen enough of that. Yeah, I don't want to get scared like that.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Jump scare is pretty fun.
Amy Earnhardt
The jump scares are good, but you like to watch this before we go to sleep. Same thing with like, a. A weird documentary or something.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Then you might have a dream of something scary, and it's like a bonus.
Amy Earnhardt
Oh, you think that's a bonus?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's like, extra movie, but in your.
Amy Earnhardt
Mind, it's like, that's not how I.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Free movie.
Amy Earnhardt
A free movie.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Free. Free jump scares.
Amy Earnhardt
You're so weird. Nobody goes to bed hoping to have him nightmare just because it's like, oh, I love dreams edition of a movie that they watch.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I love dreaming. I love. I mean, you know, apparently you dream every night. You just don't remember them all the time. I hard. I. So a lot of people dream and get up in the morning and go, oh, yeah, I remember what I dreamed last night. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I wake up and I never remember. Only, like, I bet I could count on both hands the amount of times I remember my dream in a calendar year. It's not fair. Well, because I'm dreaming every night, but I don't wake up in the morning and go, oh, what a great dream. Or, man, I got to tell you about this dream.
Amy Earnhardt
No, usually the dreams are weird. You can't make sense.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I know, but I can't even remember them. When I do remember a dream, I'm always like, amy, let me tell you about my dream. You know, because I don't. I don't even.
Amy Earnhardt
I don't think you're not. It's not designed to be part of Your real life.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Some people I know, but some people remember their dreams easier than most.
Amy Earnhardt
Well, those people need more things going on during.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I would like to wake up every day and go, dang, I. You know, let me tell you about the dream I had last night. It was awesome.
Amy Earnhardt
I feel like that would alter your reality a little bit if you would just like, dude.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, some dreams do sometimes, you know, you'll. You'll dream something and you'll wake up and you feel either you're emotional. Emotional about it, and you're like, you're telling yourself, you're like, that didn't happen. You know, you can let go of this, calm down, but you're like walking around going, I feel terrible. Or, you know, I don't know.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. You don't come out of them feeling uplifted. No, they're never ever. You don't wake up from a dream.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And you're like that. And you kind of got to tell yourself in the first half of the day, like, it's not real. It didn't happen. Like, you know, I can move on.
Amy Earnhardt
Timmy didn't fall down the well.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So we got an update on the swans.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. So listen, I went to feed the swans and I'm. You're out of town doing your job. And so I'm taking the girls down to feed the swans. And Isla's having a sleepover, so we have an extra girl with us. And I'm so excited because she's got a sleepover friend with us to show her the swans. You know, everybody wants to see. See these birds we have. And so we take the food down. It's like six o' clock. We had just eaten dinner, and I noticed that when Cleo comes out of the water, she's got something hanging from her chest. I'm like, oh, maybe it's just like a piece of sludge or something because, you know, the pond's been vacant for so long. It was a leech. And not just one, but there were three hanging from her chest.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
They were like three. They were like an inch and a half long.
Amy Earnhardt
They were ridiculous. Disgusting. Gigantic, dirty mo leeches. Of course, our swan.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
That's a. That's a good softball company team name. Dirty Mo Leeches.
Amy Earnhardt
Sign up Dale Jr. For some softball. And I'm thinking, okay, of course our leech. Our swans are going to have leeches. Of course this is something that we have to deal with. Of course Dale's not here. Of course this is what's happening. And I'm freaking out. I'm Like, I been down and take a video and I send it to Sunny, and Sunny's like, oh, man, I'll check on that tomorrow. Because it's late. And you send it to Cletus. Cletus sends it to the swan guy. The swan guy responds, we need to get those off immediately. And I'm thinking, how the hell am I going to do that? She won't even get close enough to you to, like, feed her. Yeah, George will. He's. He's adapted. He's all in. He's going to come up to you. He knows you're going to feed him. Cleo is. Cleo.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
George comes up to you.
Amy Earnhardt
He gets real close. He's not eating out of my hand.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, you know, he will, but he.
Amy Earnhardt
Will get real close. He's. He just sat there and waited for me to put the food in the bowl and just sat there like a dog. He is very happy to be where he is. Cleo's a little apprehensive, and I guess because she's got leeches hanging from her chest, she's not very excited to be here. She's in a dirty mo swamp, you know. But luckily the leeches fell off on their own. I didn't have to go after her with, like, pinchers or grabber. I'm getting, like, kitchen tongs. I got a pile of stuff.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Going to go to the pond. Been down near. I was going to try with some kitchen tweezers.
Amy Earnhardt
I had kitchen tongs and you know the things that you use to grab underneath the couch, like those silver things, and you push the end and then the claw comes out. I had found that.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Oh.
Amy Earnhardt
And so I had that ready also. And Sunny was going to help me try to catch them.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I text Cletus and I said, hey, got leeches. He texts swan guy. Swan guy said he ain't never seen that before, but get him off. Luckily, they fell off.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. Sunny thinks they were just, like, on her feathers. Not actually.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I think that she probably pulled them off. Or maybe George pulled them off, too. It's possible.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. They've got very long necks. She probably reached that.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
But apparently in my research, I learned that they do get leeches. And the leeches can get in their corner of their eyes because to your point, like, they can't attach on their body because of the fur or the feathers. But so the leeches will find where they can't access skin, and that's kind of around the eyes. We got to keep an eye on that. No pun intended. So anyways, swans are good, man. They're fun. Shelly. My cousin who is awesome is taking care of them while we're gone.
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Travis
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Steve Austin
I do love to tweet a lot. I live on my cell phone, unfortunately.
Travis
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Why?
Steve Austin
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I read somewhere that men who kiss their wives before leaving for work in the morning live an average of five years longer than men who don't.
Amy Earnhardt
It sounds like men that just choose joy live longer. Right? Does it seem like a global idea?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. I'm gonna get about 20 years out.
Amy Earnhardt
Of this though, because you're kissing on.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Me and I kiss. Yeah, I give, give everybody hugs. Everybody gets kisses. I'm Gonna Live to 150.
Amy Earnhardt
I love it. That's a good idea. You keep telling me you're gonna like. Your goal is 80. I'm like, wait a second, I'm only gonna be 72. You can't leave me alone for that long.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
My goal. Yeah, my goal. I feel like 80 is a solid number to live to. And if you live more, you can feel like that's bonus life.
Amy Earnhardt
Who makes these rules up for you? How did you come to that? Did you read that on the Internet? You just surmised up here.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
If I don't get to 80. I'll go, man. Damn it. You know, 80. 80 felt like a reasonable expectation, but I think I'm probably gonna see the 90s.
Amy Earnhardt
I think you will.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Got a feeling.
Amy Earnhardt
So I feel like I'm gonna live old, too. My family, they're blessed with a lot of years. I mean, I had a great grand. A grandmother 104, it was an aunt. But yeah, a lot of them lived well into their 90s. And my grandparents are all still doing.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It, so my family has had some issues with heart attacks and stuff and strokes both. My grant. My grandfather on my mother's side died, had a couple strokes or heart attacks and so. And Ralph obviously passed away from a stroke or heart attack. And so kind of I get a physical every year. And obviously as a race car driver, you always got the physical in January. Now that I don't run full time anymore, I was a little lazy about getting my physical, but I. But. And so I'm going next week to go get it. But I did go get the calcium scan for the heart and it was zero. So that was good because that kind of tells you if there's any. Any blockage.
Amy Earnhardt
But what do you mean by you're going to work on your food? Is your private chef's gonna work on.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Your diet, but you're all right with that, right?
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, we're both gonna.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
We're both gonna eat better.
Dirty Mo Media
Dude.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's so crazy. So you know when you have kids.
Amy Earnhardt
I know you just start eating whatever.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's just like when we didn't have kids, our cupboard had anything, everything that we needed to be eating or should be eating. Right. And it was easier to say no or not even buy things. Right. That you didn't need to eat. But with kids. I don't know how to explain it.
Amy Earnhardt
But we gotta have things that go in the lunchbox. You have to have things that stays like our shelves. They can eat, right?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. They can do dairy, breads and. And cheeses and all the things that, you know, you kind of gotta mark. Yeah. Manage. Yeah. Like I will to. I'll. Candy and holidays and just piles of candy coming in big certain times of the year. And you're like, I can't eat any of this. No, I'm gonna eat it. I shouldn't ate that.
Amy Earnhardt
I did the same thing with just the Mac and cheese.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
My gosh.
Amy Earnhardt
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna have a couple bites of that and if she doesn't finish it, I'm gonna finish it for her because it's delicious and why not?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
The kids are having pancakes for lunch and French toast and I'm over eating mindstrom soup or whatever.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, Mindstrone.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
What's. Well, how you say it.
Amy Earnhardt
Minestrone.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. I'm over here trying to lower my cholesterol. Kids are eating powdered sugar donuts, by the way.
Amy Earnhardt
We go. So we do go to lunch yesterday. We run the kids around doing errands, and we sit down at lunch. It's late. It's already 1:30 or something. And they get pancakes and bacon. And Dale goes, yeah, that bacon. High cholesterol all over their lunch just because you can't eat it.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I had to say it out loud. It just like blurted out. I looked at. I was like, oh, man, all that cholesterol. And Amy's like, stop it. Don't say that in front of them. I'm like, I can't not say it. I gotta say it. So I don't want to eat it because I want to eat it. I want pancakes.
Amy Earnhardt
That's the thing about him. He can't. He can't see the pile of candy that's not for him. He can't see the junk food in the pantry that's not for him. And the bacon on the plate and not feel like, oh, well, I'm over here. I'm supposed to be eating that too.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'm over here eating leaves and. And leaves and fruits and vegetables. Plate of, you know, some fish on there. And Nicole's over here with a plate of pancakes and won't put syrup on it because she doesn't like syrup. I'm sitting here going, there. I can't even eat the damn syrup in the pancakes. And she won't even eat it right.
Amy Earnhardt
I'm like, well, it's got powdered sugar all over it. She needs syrup, but she's eating it in like a Frisbee, you know, she just picked it up like a slice of pizza.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So I was talking. I was talking about the. Going to get the physical.
Amy Earnhardt
So you get your blood work done.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
And then you get your results.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. And I'm trying, but I've got a physical coming. I've got a physical coming in next week. And so I'm talking to my doctor in this patient portal on my phone.
Amy Earnhardt
I think that's so weird.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It is. I used to have my doctor's number and would call him, talk to him. Hey, man. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Amy Earnhardt
Do I need to worry about this?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. Like a normal conversation.
Amy Earnhardt
Totally.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
He retired. New guy comes in, they get bought or they're. They're part of something. Some.
Amy Earnhardt
A big system.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Big system. So you can't call the guy. You. He sends you notes in the portal.
Amy Earnhardt
And you get your blood work results through the portal, too, so you can see him before you even talk to.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Your doctor about it, which is, we've talked. I've talked about this. I'll go get my blood work or anything, right? And you'll get the test results before the doctor. You know, you get the test results and you go looking at it, and you're like, oh, okay, that's out of range. What does that mean? You know, and you're googling, and it's.
Amy Earnhardt
Scaring the chance to spiral before you actually talk to anybody.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And you're like, oh, I need to talk to my doctor. And you can't, but he will send you notes. So, like, I got my test results. Three days later, he sends the note, hey, man, you know, this is good. Everything good? This is good. This good. You know, we'll. We'll talk about this. Probably fix this. Work on this. And I'm like, yeah, okay, good. And I was like. I was like, well, that one thing's elevated because. So apparently you're not supposed to before blood work. You're supposed to just, like, drink a ton of water for, like, a long time. So you don't get dehydrated results. You don't have sex 72 hours before, or so you can't eat for 12 hours before your blood work. You probably shouldn't, you know, you probably should eat really smart for about three, you know, two or three weeks. So your results are relatively all flat and level. Like, you wouldn't want to eat about, you know, three fried chickens two days before you go in there, right? So, you know. Well, we didn't adhere to the sex part, right? So one. This one thing was elevated, and I was like, hey, in the portal, he's talking to me, and I'm responding in text as well. And I'm like, yeah, well, that one thing might be high because I did have sex, you know, within 36 hours of the test.
Dirty Mo Media
I'm thinking I'm having a conversation with.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
My doctor, and all of a sudden.
Amy Earnhardt
And already talking about literally intimate things.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yes, intimate things. And then another person replies, I guess, like his assistant or lady, she goes, y' all can talk about this when you come for the visit. And I was like, what?
Amy Earnhardt
Someone else is here?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yes.
Amy Earnhardt
Who are you?
Dirty Mo Media
Yes, who are you?
Amy Earnhardt
How'd you get in here?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I mean, I thought this was a.
Dirty Mo Media
Conversation with my doctor.
Amy Earnhardt
And it was. And he was responding.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
He was.
Amy Earnhardt
And he asked you all these questions.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
He did.
Amy Earnhardt
Responded. And she's like, not. Not today, junior.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Y' all can talk about this. I was like, oh, my God. I have been feeling terrible about that since.
Amy Earnhardt
Well, she should feel terrible for interrupting.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'm so embarrassed.
Amy Earnhardt
It's. It's a weird thing. The portal is weird, but that. That takes it to a whole new level.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Is.
Amy Earnhardt
It felt like it was like this private lockdown conversation. Yeah. And there's a new person we're talking about.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
We're talking about blood work. We're talking about, you know, personal details around all of that information and data. That alone felt like it should just be a me and him conversation. And he is asking me stuff and talking to me in this. In this.
Amy Earnhardt
It's like a text thread portal.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And. And I'll. And I. I was like, oh, well, all right. You know, Well, I did. I did. I did do. I did have sex. So maybe that's why we got that reading or whatever. Nope. More people were in there.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. And it was a female, too. That's the other thing that makes you feel. I can't wait to go nurse or something.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I can't wait to go to my physical and have a conversation about this. Because I'm gonna.
Amy Earnhardt
I can't believe you didn't write back in there. Like, who the hell are you?
Dirty Mo Media
Well, I might.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I still can.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, you should. I would.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Shoot. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna open it up and say, hey, man, who is this lady? Can I see her? Where is she? Where is she at? Is she in the building?
Amy Earnhardt
Do we know this?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And why is this not a one on one conversation? And when can I have that? Because that's what I need. Right. With my doctor. Especially at my age. As you get older, right. We're going to be doing all kinds of.
Amy Earnhardt
I always used to think, like, no way I'm going to be that way when I get older. I'm just going to adapt and go with the flow with all the things. It is just something you're not willing to do. It's not that you're not capable. You just don't want to.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
Like, I don't want to do this portal thing. I want to talk to someone I know.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Well, you know, I had a. Our. Our old doctor, incredible guy, you know, saw him forever, and we had a relationship. This. This new guy. Maybe it's just going to take a while. I have his number. I text him but maybe he's changed his number. I'm gonna ask him when I'm at the physical, I'm gonna say, hey, can me and you. Can I just talk to you? You know, I mean I know you probably can't do that with every patient, but I don't know, I don't know.
Amy Earnhardt
What'S the difference in that and then doing it in the portal.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Right?
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, same, same process because I. Yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I certainly don't need, I don't want, I won't, I don't want to have a conversation in. Sandra, come button in. That was funny as hell. I couldn't wait to share that. We had a.
Dirty Mo Media
Our first dance recital.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So the girls have gotten into dance. I thought so when we've. You've taken them to this, to the dances and stuff and I've. I've been over there a time or two and it's a classroom. Let's say there's 10, 12 kids in there and they're in this little building. I felt like when you said we're going to go to a dance recital, we were going to go see that 10 or 12 kids do a dance.
Amy Earnhardt
In that classroom, in the studio.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Maybe it would be okay. It would make sense to me if we were at a different location, but it would be small and intimate with the families of those kids.
Amy Earnhardt
No, no, it's a full on production.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I had no clue.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, so dance recitals back when I did them and a lot of them still do this like the entire studio company will put on a show. So it's like three hours long. There's an intermission. The dancer studio that we go to has split it up. So like there's a one hour show in the morning, in the afternoon and they kind of divvy it out that way so that a. Everybody can fit in the, in the audience and it's not so much to sit through.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So we went to Statesville High School. Enemy territory. I'm from Mooresville. Moore's Senior High, Blue Devils. And so having to keep my hand on a swivel.
Amy Earnhardt
Oh yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Over at Statesville High School.
Amy Earnhardt
Just in case you run into any girlfriends or what?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
No, no. Just because I'm from. I'm a Morrisville guy.
Amy Earnhardt
Is that right?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Statesville territory.
Amy Earnhardt
It was a nice school.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, it was a really nice school. Huge auditorium. So when we got there it was insanity. Well, when we got there, yeah, the line was long and apparently they're letting people in a little at a time.
Amy Earnhardt
So you have to check your girls and they take Them to the back, and there's stage moms back there that have volunteered to help them, like, in and out of their costumes and the whole thing. So you don't even go backstage with them. You just check them in and drop them off. And then you have to get in line to get into your seat. So we have tickets. We know we're going to get a seat, but you have to stand in line, and they're only letting a few people in at a time so that the moms don't fight over the seats in the auto.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
That's hard to believe. That's true.
Amy Earnhardt
That's what Tamla told me. And so she actually had an issue with the lady in front of us. Oh, it's like right in front of you, she. Each family gets three tickets. If you want more tickets, you have to buy them. No problem. She puts her purse down in one seat. Well, the people to the left of her came in, and they had, like, seven or eight people, and they took some of her seats, and she comes down with her husband and her son and says, excuse me, these receipts were saved. And the lady's like, oh, I just saw the one purse there. I didn't realize you needed more seats. And she goes, well, I did get three tickets. And so they had, like, a situation, and Tamla got to witness the whole thing. So she was there early enough because she's done this before, and she saved us seats, or we probably would have been sitting in the back, too. But it was quite a production. That was more of a production, I felt like, than the actual show was getting in and getting some seats.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
When we walked in there, it was maybe 1.1 10th full. And then most everybody was kind of sitting down toward the front. It's a big auditorium lot. See, there's a lot of room. How many people you think fit in there? A thousand? Eight hundred? Big is big. I got up to pee.
Amy Earnhardt
No, you got up to go to the airport.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I got to leave, but I peed on the way out, so. So I. I have to go to the airport to. To go to fly to Nashville and do the practice and qualifying show. And so I've got to leave. I can't stay. I want to stay. I want to stay.
Amy Earnhardt
He watched Nicole and then literally darted.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yep, Susan. Nicole was done. I got up in the middle. In the middle between skits, and I stand up and I turn around, and it is a sea of people. Faces, heads, everybody. Just people standing up in the aisles. I mean, there is no room.
Amy Earnhardt
Really.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yes, very. All the Way to the back.
Amy Earnhardt
Okay.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And I'm walking out of there, and I'm like, yes, yes.
Amy Earnhardt
You know, you talk to everybody.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
No, I'm just. They're just looking at me.
Amy Earnhardt
They're like, why is he leaving? Damn. Sitting over yet?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
There's a little bit of. Where's he going? Damn.
Amy Earnhardt
That.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
That looks like. That looks like there were like 40 of those. And I'm like, it's me.
Amy Earnhardt
Yep. Going to the bathroom. Yep. Bye. Bye.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'm like, oh, my God. So many people. Had no idea there was that many people in there. We've been sitting there watching the whole thing.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, I didn't either.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, we didn't turn around, look. No, but I was. I was, like, not expecting the recital to be that big of a deal. That made me so proud of the girls, because I'm gonna tell you. Four. Four years old, seven years old, it don't matter. If I'd walk out on stage and seen that many people, my ass would have ran right off stage. Like, I would have not went out there and danced in front of all them people. Allah sang Isla saying.
Amy Earnhardt
So that's the other thing about Isla. She told me she's in a Broadway kids class. And of course, like, I imagine that she's singing or doing a little acting or something, but she is one of those children that will not tell you what's going on in her in school or in dance or anything. Like, she wants everything to be a surprise. Unless there's an issue, she's not bringing it home. You can ask her all the questions you want. She is locked up. And so she told me that she wanted her dance recital to just be a really big surprise. Well, we go for rehearsal and they put these little head mics on them, and they duct tape tape them or put whatever kind of tape to the side of their face. And so she comes out of rehearsal and she's got these giant red marks on her skin because you know how sensitive she is. And I'm like, what's. What's going on with your face? And she goes, oh, it really hurt when they pulled the tape off. I'm like, tape? What do you have tape on your face for? She goes, well, the microphone. I'm like, what microphone? She goes, oh, man.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Really?
Amy Earnhardt
I'm like, what do you have a microphone for? She goes, well, I sing. I'm like, you sing? Are you the only one singing? Because Stella didn't have red marks on her face? And she's like, no, we all sing. We have, like, microphones. And Stella comes out and just starts telling me the whole thing. And Isla's like deflated. She wanted the whole thing to be a surprise, but rehearsal ruined it. But yeah, she's like walking around like with a bandana mic on her, on her head, just singing away, doing stage tunes. It was.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah, it was awesome. Recital was awesome. Proud of my girls.
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Amy Earnhardt
For our game this week, we're gonna bring back real or fake bar names. Tim is. Tim is gonna read us A name along with the description and a review. And then Dale and I are gonna try to guess to see if it's real or not.
Isla
All right, our first bar, Burp Castle in the east.
Amy Earnhardt
Castle.
Isla
Burp Castle. The bartenders will shush you at this bar for talking too loudly. It's a bar where they encourage you to talk to others, not over others, and enjoy a nice beer in a quiet way. Real or fake?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Burp Castle.
Amy Earnhardt
I feel like the name is false, but the rest of it I feel like I've heard before.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I think Burke Castle's real.
Isla
It is real.
Amy Earnhardt
What? The Burp Castle. Why didn't they call it the Burp Castle?
Isla
The name doesn't fit the description at all.
Amy Earnhardt
No, it doesn't, because that's pretty loud. Some people burp really loud.
Isla
Our next one is gonna be the Clumsy bartender. Drawing inspiration from the everyday mishaps of bartending, our name, the clumsy bartender, pays homage to the relatable experience of spills and tumbles. Real or fake?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Fake.
Amy Earnhardt
Real.
Isla
That is real.
Amy Earnhardt
Dude, where is it?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
These damn games we play with Alex where it's real or fake? All. There's no fake.
Amy Earnhardt
There's no fake.
Isla
There might be fake every.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
No, they're all your year.
Amy Earnhardt
Hey, listen, don't attack him.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
No, this is.
Amy Earnhardt
We ain't even halfway through the game.
Isla
It's impossible for a bar to sound not fake. Some of the bar names are crazy.
Amy Earnhardt
They are crazy. It's. I've never been to a bar either where they had, like, a descriptive tone of what you're. How you're supposed to behave in there, either. Have you?
Isla
In New York City? Yeah, there's a couple.
Amy Earnhardt
You have?
Isla
Yeah, a couple. All right, next.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Let's see if one. I don't think one's gonna be fake.
Isla
Okay. Skinny Dicks is the next one.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Sorry, what was the name?
Amy Earnhardt
Bless it.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Sorry, what was the name?
Isla
Skinny Dicks in Fairbanks, Arkansas.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
He can't say that fast enough.
Amy Earnhardt
It would be a weird word to say slowly.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I think that's fake.
Isla
One of the best stops on our trip. This is a review, not a place for the easily offended. But if you have a dirty sense of humor and enjoy drinks and dive bars with friendly people, you'll love. This place is Skinny Dick.
Amy Earnhardt
I think it's real.
Isla
Real or fake?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Real.
Amy Earnhardt
I think it's real.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's real.
Isla
It is a real bar. Yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See, there's no fake ones.
Amy Earnhardt
Do you want to go to Skinny Dicks?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
No.
Isla
All right, next one is the Buzz Kill Bar in Portland, Oregon. If you're expecting a wild night, this is. This probably isn't it, but it's exactly why locals love the Buzz Kill Bar. Chill vibes, decent drinks and zero pressure to dance. Real or fake?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Fake.
Amy Earnhardt
I don't know. I want to go real.
Isla
That is fake.
Amy Earnhardt
It's fake. Dale got a fake.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Buzz Gilbert, that sounds like a terrible business idea.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, so does Skinny Dicks. I mean, who wants to go hang.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Out with the Skinny Dick Kill Bar?
Amy Earnhardt
Well, what about the Burp? The Burp Bar.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I know, but it's like, hey man, come here and don't have a good time.
Isla
All right, I got two more for you. This one is the mayor of Scaredy Cat Town, a unique cocktail bar located beneath the Breakfast Club Spitfelds in London. Real or fake?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Real.
Amy Earnhardt
Because it's.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I was gonna go fake till you said London.
Amy Earnhardt
London. Is it real? I'm gonna go fake.
Isla
It is real. The real bar. London.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Real.
Amy Earnhardt
Weird. Say that. Say the name again.
Isla
The mayor of Scaredy Cat Town then.
Amy Earnhardt
Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town. Interesting. We'll have to ask Jimmy about that one. Yeah, tell him to check it out.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
It's a long name.
Isla
Our last one, thank you very much. In Memphis, Tennessee. It's a pop up bar and the quote is, I had no idea what to expect, but thank you very much. Ended up being one of the coolest pop ups I've ever been to. It's only around for one weekend and the only way to get in is if you're dressed like Elvis. It's an Elvis themed pop up bar. Real or fake?
Amy Earnhardt
I think it's. I think it's fake.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Real.
Isla
It is fake.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Dang.
Amy Earnhardt
The one weekend only open for one weekend is why I felt like it was fake.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Oh, okay.
Amy Earnhardt
It's a good idea. Like an Elvis bar.
Isla
I do believe there are Elvis themed pop up bars, but this is not sure.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Sounds reasonable. Sounds like a good especially in Memphis idea.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
All right. That was real or fake. Appreciate that. Tim's. Let's move on. We're going to go to ask Ask Amy. Are you ready, Amy?
Amy Earnhardt
I'm ready. Let's do it.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
You're gonna get some good questions here. Tim's. You can kick it off.
Isla
All right, our first question is from Isaac. And if someone narrated your day to day life in real time, who would you want the voice to be?
Amy Earnhardt
If someone narrated our life in real time.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yours?
Amy Earnhardt
Just mine.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
Oh, Mary Poppins.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
You. What does she sound like?
Amy Earnhardt
She's got a British accent. Oh, it might make it sound a little More glamorous than it actually is.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I got you.
Isla
Would you do the remake of Emily Blunt? I think she played Mary Poppins in the last one.
Amy Earnhardt
Oh, yeah. She's got a great accent, too. I think I'm going to go Julie Andrews, like the original?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I think I do. Sam Elliott.
Amy Earnhardt
Sam Elliott.
Isla
That's a good one. Our next one, Samantha. She's in a group chat with a bunch of her friends and it's been weirdly quiet lately. She wants to know, how do you keep adult friendships going when everyone's just busy?
Amy Earnhardt
So what we do, we have a group chat like that, and we just try to brunch every now and again. We used to do it, like once a month, and then everybody had kids, so we just try to do it like once a quarter or something, and it's like, hey, brunch date. Whoever can make it makes it. But we just text each other about all life things possible. Like somebody's throwing a birthday party, somebody needs to figure out where to get cupcakes or something. We just throw it in the chat. And honestly, a group of women can help you literally figure out anything. So none of us take it personally that we can't see each other that often. When you see each other, it's just like you pick up where you left off. But anything fun. Bunko. Brunch, a pool date. I think you just kind of have to adapt to the change in pace, you know, and don't get offended. And then just texting each other, said, hey, just thinking about you. It's good enough. Yeah, Some days you just need that.
Isla
Our next one is from Tyler and he needs some advice. Really big advice. He's getting ready to move in with his girlfriend for the first time. And is there any advice on little things that make a big difference when sharing a space?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Put the seat down. Put the lid down. The lid and the seat. Just start from the top. Start from the. You know, if she asks for the seat, give her the lid too, because it's coming down the road.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. Close the toilet.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. So when you move in, she'll just say seat. When you get married, that's when the lid part has to start going down. Might as well just start from the beginning.
Amy Earnhardt
You're gonna be a big hero if you just do the whole thing at first.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
The other. The only other thing I remember when we moved in together, that was a transition for you was sharing the closet. So, like, there's the closet. HE COUGHS he's like, I'm out.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I have a Giant closet.
Amy Earnhardt
The closet's huge. There's not a lack of space Amy had.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
When Amy first moved in there, she had, like, one tenth of the closet.
Amy Earnhardt
I mean, he was not giving me space. I'm like, I'm a girl. I have stuff.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And then it was like, every six months, I'd be like, hey, man, I. I opened up this rack for you.
Amy Earnhardt
Because I would have piles sitting in front of it. I'm like, hey, I kind of need this.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So, like, over the course of, like, 12 years, like, she's just kind of, like, gotten a little chunk here and there and here and there. Yeah, that's about even.
Amy Earnhardt
No, we're about even. The. You have. You have still have a little bit better space, but it's not a big deal. The biggest part of that. Of that, though, was the shoes. He used to have a lot more shoes than he does now. And he had literally every color of Asics. Is it the tiger?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. Mexico. 66.
Amy Earnhardt
The 66 shoe. So, like, he had every color, and they were in color coded order. Like, they look like a rainbow of shoes. And the. In the shoe closet. And I'm like, I need some shoe space. He's like, oh. He, like, huffed and puffed over that. That was a big, hard thing. He's like, how am I gonna decide what shoes to get rid of? T shirts. Mine get rid of a bunch of T shirts, but I can't get rid of my shoes. So that was, like, the biggest stressor, I think, was the shoes. I don't know. Moving in with somebody is hard. Don't make it too hard worrying about it.
Isla
But the last one from Carrie. Is there a song that Dale likes that you can't stand? And he plays all the time.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Oh, tons.
Amy Earnhardt
Is there a song that Dale likes that I can't stand?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Lots of them. Don't name anything.
Amy Earnhardt
I'm just trying to think.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Hurt anybody's feelings.
Amy Earnhardt
I'm not gonna hurt anybody's feelings.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I listen to a lot of screamo music, pop, punk. And there's some, you know, hard alternatives.
Amy Earnhardt
In particular that I don't like. It's just his timing. Usually we're never on the same page with the music. We get into the car to drive down, and he's doing the thing that he says he does. He's got the music blaring. It's all in his corner, blah, blah, blah. And the iPads. Everybody's. There's so much noise. The dog's panning in the back, and I'm overstimulated and he starts tapping on the dashboard. I'm like, I just gently just put my hand over on his arm. Like, please stop it. I gotta dare tell him to stop it.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I gotta show Amy that not only am I good looking, I can also play the drums to. To the beat of the dashboard.
Amy Earnhardt
Drum is probably the most annoying music he plays.
Isla
Is it like a time of day thing too?
Amy Earnhardt
Why do we have to beat on the car? Let's just go this.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I feel like I have to show you that I'm talented, coordinated.
Amy Earnhardt
This also could be put in the. We're going to move in together.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
Know when to fold him.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Isla
Is it a time of day thing too where, like in the morning, if he's listening to screamo or some hardcore rap or something, it's like a little extreme for the start of the day.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've discussed this before. He feels like he's got to set the tone.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yes.
Amy Earnhardt
Instead of reading the room and like, you know, going with that flow or helping it to come if we're all stressed out, the last thing I need is screaming music and. And like music banging on the. On the dashboard or the console that's like gonna send me over the edge. And he thinks it's a distraction.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. Music changes my energy. Like, it. It. I'm like directly plugged into whatever the sound of that song is.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah. So same. But if you're playing like screamo music, it makes me want to rage.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So that makes me want. That makes me like, feel more energized. Like I've taken a. A five hour energy or something.
Amy Earnhardt
Listen, if I'm gonna go run outside, I'm gonna put that music on. But no, I'm not trying to, like, I need my day going.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I need to get my day going. So I need something to give me some inner, like, music.
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Make me feel.
Amy Earnhardt
It's usually just the time.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah. If I need to chill or want to chill, I'll play some Gordon Lightfoot foot or get something easy going that brings me down. But if I want to get up, I got to play something that's got some energy.
Isla
I got one more question for you guys. Ryan wants to know you have an alien visitor for the day. What is the one Earth experience you'd show them?
Amy Earnhardt
An alien visitor?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yeah.
Amy Earnhardt
Ooh.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'd probably give them some jerky, boys. Beef jerky.
Amy Earnhardt
You're not gonna take him around Bristol?
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
The greatest beef jerky in the universe. It beats all the alien jerky.
Amy Earnhardt
I guess if I have an alien visitor for the day. I'm just gonna send him in the car with Dale and see what happens.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'm gonna play on some dangerous summer, give him some jerky, and then show them the. Then I'm gonna show them the Richardson 112. Man, you get a load of these hats. These are awesome.
Amy Earnhardt
I think Dale's cocktail just kicked in.
Isla
That was fun.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Right at the end of the show. Yeah.
Isla
Anything, Amy, or what are you gonna do, Robert Dale?
Amy Earnhardt
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna strap him to Dale. I'm gonna literally strap the alien to Dale's back and just make him do whatever Dale does. He's gonna have way more fun.
Isla
That would be fun. That's all I got for Ask Amy today.
Amy Earnhardt
All right, thank you for your questions. Those are fun. And thanks for listening. If you haven't already, please subscribe to our YouTube channel. And also, don't forget to check out our merch@shop.dirtymomedia.com There is merch for all of the shows and there's actually some Americana red, white and blue on the site now, too, for the fourth of July. So check that out and we'll see you next week.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
All right, everybody. Thank you all. Great show.
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The Dale Jr. Download – Episode: "Bless Your ‘Heart – Stone Cold Called…"
Release Date: June 5, 2025
In this engaging episode of The Dale Jr. Download, hosted by NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Jr. and co-host Amy Earnhardt, listeners are treated to a blend of personal anecdotes, insightful discussions, and interactive segments, all set against the relaxed backdrop of their beach house. The episode seamlessly weaves through various topics, offering a candid look into the lives of the hosts while providing entertaining content for fans.
The episode kicks off with Dale and Amy reflecting on their recent evening together. Amy Earnhardt shares a humorous take on their memory loss after a few cocktails, introducing listeners to their signature drink, the Jalapeno High Rock Cocktail.
Amy Earnhardt [00:47]: "We have a jalapeno High rock cocktail. I kind of just made this one up."
The couple discusses their experiences with modern technology, particularly how they've adapted to using the YouTube app on their smartphone to stream music videos on their smart TV, enhancing their music-listening experience.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [02:00]: "You can kind of control the YouTube app that's actually on the smart TV from your phone. Super cool."
A playful challenge arises around selecting the right songs to keep Amy engaged and dancing, adding a lighthearted dynamic to their interaction.
A significant highlight of the episode is Dale's recent interview with renowned filmmaker Ron Howard about the Earnhardt documentary available on Amazon. Emphasizing the depth and quality of the conversation, Dale shares his nervousness and how Howard's comprehensive responses enriched the interview.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [05:07]: "I just, you know, lean into your curiosity. He was kind and answered all, you know, long, he gave long answers, which is what you want in the interview."
Additionally, Amy recounts an unexpected and delightful phone call from wrestling icon Stone Cold Steve Austin, who reached out to discuss the documentary. This anecdote not only showcases the reach of the podcast but also highlights Dale's connections beyond the racing world.
Amy Earnhardt [06:08]: "Stone Cold Steve Austin. He talks just like daddy goes, hey, man."
The couple humorously navigates the blend of professional and personal interactions, illustrating the unique experiences that come with Dale's public persona.
Dale opens up about his family's history with heart issues, detailing his proactive approach to health through regular physicals and a recent calcium scan that thankfully showed no blockages.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [22:06]: "I was a little lazy about getting my physical, but I did go get the calcium scan for the heart and it was zero."
The conversation transitions to managing a healthy diet amidst parenting challenges. Amy and Dale humorously describe the tug-of-war between maintaining their own health goals and catering to their children's preferences for sugary and processed foods.
Amy Earnhardt [23:37]: "We go. So we do go to lunch yesterday. We run the kids around doing errands, and we sit down at lunch. It's late. It's already 1:30 or something. And they get pancakes and bacon."
Dale candidly shares his struggles with resisting unhealthy temptations, highlighting the everyday challenges parents face in fostering healthy habits within the family.
A particularly entertaining segment involves Amy Earnhardt recounting a weekend ordeal with leeches attaching to their swans. This story not only adds humor but also showcases the unexpected challenges of animal care.
Amy Earnhardt [13:37]: "They were ridiculous. Disgusting. Gigantic, dirty mo leeches."
With the help of friends and proximity to the pond, Amy and Dale successfully manage to remove the leeches, turning a potentially distressing situation into a tale of teamwork and relief.
Dale and Amy share their experiences attending their daughters’ dance recitals, painting a vivid picture of the bustling event at Statesville High School. Dale expresses his pride in his young daughters’ performances and their ability to handle large audiences with grace.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [35:07]: "I do have to say it out loud. It just like blurted out. I looked at. I was like, oh, man, all that cholesterol."
Amy reflects on their daughters' dedication and the emotional resonance of watching them perform, highlighting the importance of supporting children's interests and celebrating their achievements.
Adding an interactive twist, Dale and Amy engage in a game segment where they guess whether certain quirky bar names are real or fabricated by their producer, Isla. This segment is filled with humor and surprising revelations.
Burp Castle in the East:
Clumsy Bartender:
Skinny Dicks in Fairbanks, Arkansas:
Buzz Kill Bar in Portland, Oregon:
Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town in London:
Elvis-Themed Pop-Up Bar in Memphis, Tennessee:
The game not only entertains but also provides listeners with amusing insights into some of the most unconventional bar names across the country.
In the concluding segment, Amy Earnhardt takes on audience questions, fostering a deeper connection with listeners by addressing relatable topics:
Maintaining Adult Friendships:
Moving In with a Partner:
Personal Music Preferences:
Alien Visitor Experience:
Dale and Amy wrap up the episode by promoting their YouTube channel and merchandise, inviting listeners to connect and support their endeavors. The episode closes with a mix of heartfelt appreciation and light-hearted banter, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next installment.
Amy Earnhardt [54:15]: "All right, thank you for your questions. Those are fun. And thanks for listening."
Amy Earnhardt [00:17]: "We're going to talk about some funny things. Stone Cold Steve Austin leeches. All the fun things that have happened through the week."
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [05:07]: "He was kind and answered all, you know, long, he gave long answers, which is what you want in the interview."
Amy Earnhardt [13:37]: "They were ridiculous. Disgusting. Gigantic, dirty mo leeches."
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [22:06]: "I was a little lazy about getting my physical, but I did go get the calcium scan for the heart and it was zero."
Amy Earnhardt [46:03]: "She’s got a British accent. Oh, it might make it sound a little More glamorous than it actually is."
Dale Earnhardt Jr. [52:09]: "I'm like directly plugged into whatever the sound of that song is."
This episode of The Dale Jr. Download offers a heartfelt and entertaining glimpse into the lives of Dale and Amy Earnhardt, blending personal stories with engaging discussions and interactive fun. Whether you're a dedicated fan or a casual listener, this episode provides valuable insights and plenty of laughs, making it a must-listen for anyone interested in the intersection of racing, family, and everyday adventures.