
What Would Dale Be Like As A Prom Date
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Narrator/Commercial Voice
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Dale Jr.
Oh, yeah. This is the way it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out, open a bunch of jars. You got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high crack?
Amy
I'm working.
Dale Jr.
Working that mouth. Hey, guys. Dell Jr. And I are in the Dirty Mo Media studios for another round of Bless yous Heart. We're on vacation this week, so we're going to film this ahead of time. We have a fun game to play, but we. We're going skiing with the girls over spring break.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
And so I'm excited. We have mastered putting on all of our gear and. And spent some time in the snow. The girls and I have.
Amy
Well, yeah.
Dale Jr.
So I'm excited for just an adventure that's not the beach because this is going to be fun for everybody.
Amy
I just have to say, I snow. I learned how to snow ski a couple years ago and I'm pretty, pretty good with it. I don't really need to do anymore, but, um, I'm hoping the girls want a tube. If they ski, they ski. We'll ski. I'll ski.
Dale Jr.
There's some night tubing that it's like I'm not glow in the dark. Kind of.
Amy
I'm not eager to go down.
Dale Jr.
You're gonna appreh is what you're saying.
Amy
I don't know. I'm not eager to injure myself.
Dale Jr.
You're not gonna injure yourself.
Amy
Brad Keselowski. He went skiing. Broke. Broke his leg.
Dale Jr.
He probably went too hard. We'll just do the easy, easy things. We're gonna be with the kids. It'll be fine. You can just hang out at ski school if you want. Drink some. Drink some cocktails. I'm just gonna watch that.
Amy
I'll do whatever the kids are doing. If the kids are skiing, I'm skiing. If the kids are tubing, I'm tubing.
Dale Jr.
Sure. Snow. We're gonna go snowmobiling too.
Amy
Whatever the kids are into.
Dale Jr.
Okay. Well, I think it's gonna be a great trip. We have a very simple drink this week. This is the Orange Creamsicle Sipping Cream by Sugarlands. And it is ice cold.
Amy
Fantastic.
Dale Jr.
Dale's favorite.
Amy
Tastes great.
Dale Jr.
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Travis
What do you guys call the little bottles?
Amy
Airplane bottles?
Dale Jr.
I just call them minis.
Travis
Okay. Because I've heard that people call them nips.
Dale Jr.
What?
Amy
I'm not doing that.
Travis
I'm with Dale. They're airplane bottles.
Dale Jr.
Nips.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
No, I feel like nips is reserved for only one thing. And you know what that thing is? No. It's a mini.
Travis
Okay.
Dale Jr.
I'm with bottles. Yeah. Thanks for that, Travis.
Travis
Anytime.
Dale Jr.
We have a game to play. Travis, you want to tell us what the games are?
Travis
First time we're playing a game this year and it's called how heart is it to pronounce?
Dale Jr.
How hard is it to pronounce?
Travis
Yes. And so if for the listeners the words will be in the description because the word will be up on the screen for Dale and Amy and we're going to see how they pronounce it.
Amy
Go ahead.
Dale Jr.
I'm going to let Dale go first because he's got the more fun dialect accent.
Amy
Yeah, let's get the. There we go. Dolce Delish. Delish.
Dale Jr.
What is that. Do you know what it is?
Amy
Sounds French.
Travis
What is it, Amy, do you know the word?
Dale Jr.
It's dolce de leche.
Amy
Dolce de leche. Dos. Delish.
Travis
What do you think?
Dale Jr.
I saw a video on Instagram. This girl called it douche delouche, and she's got an Australian accent. She's like, douche delosh.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
If that's close. Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Travis
And it's a dessert, right?
Dale Jr.
It's a dessert, yes. It's like, I think caramelly. Leche is milk, so I think it's caramel. What's that one, Ralph? Next word is the next word. He's just shaking his head. He's like, nop.
Amy
I don't know. Asia.
Dale Jr.
Asia, yeah.
Travis
Oh, you almost had it.
Dale Jr.
It's pretty close. It's acai.
Amy
Acai?
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
All right.
Dale Jr.
You know those frozen fruit bowls that's purple. It's like purple sorbet, basically. And you get all the fruit on top of it. That's an acai bowl.
Amy
I can see it. Leave it right there. You know you had it right there. Yeah, that's. That's large enough.
Dale Jr.
All right, the next word is facade. Facade, that's right. Good job.
Amy
Throw back up, man. Put it on the screen.
Travis
I don't want you. I don't want you prepping.
Amy
It doesn't matter.
Dale Jr.
Do you know what a facade is?
Amy
Latavia. Latvia.
Travis
There you go.
Dale Jr.
Latavia.
Amy
Sorry, I did. I see it backwards.
Dale Jr.
You see it backwards?
Amy
Latvia. Yeah, I see it, and I think latavia. But Latvia.
Dale Jr.
Latvia. That's a place, right?
Travis
Yes. It's country.
Dale Jr.
It's a country.
Amy
I've learned that. Sus vide.
Dale Jr.
Susfide. No, it's sous vide.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Sous vide.
Dale Jr.
Oh, and it's a cooking method.
Travis
Yeah. Okay. You ever had food cooked with a sous vide?
Dale Jr.
I don't think so.
Travis
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
You.
Dale Jr.
It's like a fine art to be able to do that.
Travis
Steaks that you have, if you cook it with a sous vide, will be the best steak you ever had.
Dale Jr.
Just, like, super tender, because you can
Travis
pick the temperature and it's going to be exact. And then you just throw it on the. You know, to sear it at the end. And I. So I act like I'm done. This I've never had. My friend has and can.
Dale Jr.
And do it at home.
Travis
Yeah, yeah. At home. And crushes it.
Dale Jr.
Crushes it. Yeah. I mean, that feels like that would be easy. No, I had to try that out. Next word.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Bruschetta.
Dale Jr.
Oh, bruschetta. He came out with it fast.
Travis
That's one item that I hate.
Dale Jr.
It's bruschetta. Right.
Amy
I don't mind eating it.
Dale Jr.
It's like Italian salsa, basically, Right?
Travis
Sure. I just don't like the. Because the balsamic goes on it, right? Yeah.
Dale Jr.
You don't like balsamic vinegar?
Travis
No. You lose me there.
Dale Jr.
Ooh, I could drink that. Dale likes vinegar too.
Amy
I'm good with that. Yeah, I'm good with it. Let's go to the next word.
Dale Jr.
He's waiting anxiously.
Amy
Gyro. These aren't hard.
Dale Jr.
That's not what it is.
Amy
Gyro. It's a gyro.
Dale Jr.
It's more like hero gyro.
Amy
No, gyro. I mean, that's a gyro, which is
Dale Jr.
a Greek food, like a lamb wrap.
Amy
Worcestershire.
Travis
Worcestershire.
Dale Jr.
Worcestershire. Or what's this here? Sauce Worcestershire. That is one of the hardest words to say.
Amy
Moussaka.
Dale Jr.
You did it. Moussaka.
Travis
You crushed that one.
Dale Jr.
I don't even know what moussaka is. Is that food, too?
Travis
It's a. I think it's like a Greek meal. It's with, like, the couscous, and there's, like, dough on both sides, but then, like, hamburger meat or something in the middle of them or something.
Dale Jr.
Something like that.
Amy
Quinoa.
Dale Jr.
I used to think this is quinoa, too. It's quinoa.
Amy
Quinoa. Ah.
Dale Jr.
Dale hates quinoa.
Travis
I mean, it's useless. Useless.
Dale Jr.
Does anyone falls into the useless category? Useless foods?
Amy
Epitome.
Dale Jr.
Epitome. Nailed it. Nailed it.
Amy
Ganosi.
Dale Jr.
Ganosi. Noki, noi.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
Now that's a good food.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, that's a good food.
Travis
And so that's the words we got.
Amy
Dang.
Dale Jr.
All right.
Amy
I did all right.
Dale Jr.
You did all right.
Travis
Yeah. After douche Del. The. When you said latavia. And then Amy sent me the douche deluge, I was like, okay, I think we've.
Dale Jr.
We've got a game.
Travis
We've got a game here. I will say to some of these words, they're not. They're like French or whatever. That's usually where they get people.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. But yeah, it's. We should put some, like, actual standard English words in there. We've gotta. We screw some words up in our language all day, every day.
Travis
Are there any words that you just always.
Dale Jr.
He always says signal instead of signal. It's a signal to Dale.
Travis
Signal.
Amy
How does he say it? Signal.
Dale Jr.
Signal.
Amy
Oh, instead of a sig null, like, turn signal. Yeah, it's a Sing.
Dale Jr.
No signal. He's always done that.
Amy
I've always done that. Sing. No, like, single word. I get it backwards. I put the N in the wrong place or something.
Dale Jr.
He gets that from his mom. She used to say Virginia and Formosa.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
It wasn't a mimosa, it was Formosa.
Amy
Instead of Virginia, it's with an F. Yeah.
Dale Jr.
Virginia.
Travis
My grandma say Cincinnati. Washington.
Dale Jr.
Washington. Kenny K. Our bus driver, he goes. He washes the clothes.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. He still does that.
Travis
No, it's Washington.
Dale Jr.
It's Washington.
Travis
I don't know where you get that from.
Dale Jr.
He probably would be really. She'd be able to say Worcestershire. Really? Well, then, too.
Travis
Oh, yeah. Be able to crush that one. I'm trying to think if there's any words that I mispronounce, people say that.
Amy
I say, like, Toyota. Funny.
Dale Jr.
Chevrolet.
Amy
Chevy. Chevrolet. Chevrolet.
Dale Jr.
Chevrolet.
Amy
Chevrolet. But I get Toyota. People talk about how I say Toyota on the broadcast.
Travis
Yeah. There's a little. How do you pronounce O? I, L?
Dale Jr.
Sorry, Ohio.
Travis
How do you pronounce the word O? I, L?
Dale Jr.
O, I, L. Oil.
Amy
Oh, gotta change it all. Yeah.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
O.
Dale Jr.
That was ridiculous. It took. I had to, like, look up at the sky to try to visualize what O was.
Travis
It's like, Ohio.
Dale Jr.
And I'm like, like, what? Did you see the hockey. I just watched his speech at the end, the USA Olympics, and, like, his teeth were all smashed out. That's something else.
Travis
I don't know why they don't wear mouthpieces.
Dale Jr.
That's a great question. I mean, I feel like that sport in particular, it should be a standard issue.
Amy
He might have had one in.
Dale Jr.
You think he had one?
Amy
I mean, that puck coming through or whatever, hitting whatever. I'm just saying he still had it. Still can get your teeth knocked out, even if you got a mouthpiece in.
Dale Jr.
That one was broken in half.
Amy
That was probably my feelings the most. It's probably been broken before.
Travis
And he didn't even miss any playing time.
Dale Jr.
No.
Travis
I would have been out of commission for a week.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
I cracked my tooth of New Year's, and I'm like, on the entire weekend, I didn't do anything.
Dale Jr.
Because it hurt your feelings so bad, or did it actually bother me?
Travis
Even with, like, I put dental wax in, but I still just didn't want to do anything.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
Yeah. If you ever have, like, a chipped or cracked tooth, buy dental wax and you can cover up the cracker.
Dale Jr.
So if you need time to get.
Travis
To get to the dentist. Yeah.
Amy
If I chip a tooth, nothing in the world can happen next until I go get it fixed.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. So you're like, travis, like, I can't.
Amy
If I chip a tooth, I'd cancel
Dale Jr.
everything until life is permanently canceled. Until it's fixed.
Amy
I call my dentist and I'm like, all right, I'll be there at 6am I'm like, I don't care. Like, I'll come as early as possible. I'll get up at 3 o' clock in the morning. I'll give a sh. I will. I am getting this fixed and there's nothing happening until that's taking care of.
Travis
Are you like that if you have a cold too? Like, if I have a cold. Like I baby that.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
No.
Amy
And I'm like, I mean, he used
Dale Jr.
to be like that. And now since we have kids, he knows he can't. Like, he can't just cancel life and lay on the couch.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
I give him all these. I give him a stack of vitamins. I'm like, swallow this and get going. And so he's. And they do work.
Amy
Yeah. We did get real sick last year where we were both in the. In the guest bedroom.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
So I got it first shut down for like days.
Dale Jr.
It had to have been the flu. I got it first. Then Dale ended up with it the week later. So at least it was just one at a time. We weren't both so nice.
Amy
Amy. Amy was like, you just lay here. Don't do anything. Just rest.
Dale Jr.
I know how bad I felt. I'm like, I had not gotten sick first. I would not have much mercy on him.
Amy
You serious? I'm just gonna get lay here.
Dale Jr.
Oh, yeah. You act like you're always in trouble and like you don't get to do anything.
Amy
I do feel you don't have anything sick, but this is super cool. This is late. I'm just taking a vacation. Like a staycation.
Dale Jr.
The staycation? Yeah. Getting service?
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
Meds, water.
Amy
It was awesome.
Dale Jr.
Humidifier? Yeah.
Amy
I had all the things bounced right back. Got back up out of there about three days.
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Travis
So first question comes from Tara and she says, would you rather always be hot or cold?
Dale Jr.
Ooh, I think I'd rather always be hot.
Amy
And I think hot. Yeah. I mean neither one, neither one are great hot.
Dale Jr.
I grew up in South Texas hot. I feel like I could acclimate to
Amy
and get used to cold would be always annoying.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, it would. Because you, I mean, you literally can't get rid of that and you're bundled up. You can't mentally. No. I mean you could bundle up. Is that allowed?
Travis
But then you're, but then you're like.
Dale Jr.
But then you're bundled up.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
And then you're wearing all these things. I swear.
Travis
What was it like for you when you moved to Kentucky and had to deal with cold weather?
Dale Jr.
It was terrible. So I moved 2000 and I went to Kentucky 10 days after I graduated high school. I didn't even have a coat.
Travis
That was a quick move.
Dale Jr.
I was just like, I want to get out of this tiny little town I live in so bad. I signed up for summer classes and just went. And I didn't even have a winter coat. So like 8am Classes in Kentucky, when it got cold, I didn't go. I got kicked out of English because I didn't go enough.
Travis
Well, why didn't you buy a coat?
Dale Jr.
I don't know.
Travis
Like, it's not like winter classes was 10 days.
Dale Jr.
Like, it's not like I didn't have an idea that it should get cold. I just didn't. Wasn't like, I don't know. I didn't, I just didn't have a coat and so I didn't go to class. I didn't deal with it very well is what I'm, what I'm saying. I'm like, I ain't Going outside, it's too cold for me.
Travis
That was always the worst is wintertime. Walk into class, you're just like.
Dale Jr.
And yes. And English was all the way across campus, 8am I mean a lot of bad choices, to be honest. Typical freshman year.
Travis
That's also where you got to be clever with like the scheduling, like never go too early, never too late.
Dale Jr.
I thought if I get my classes done then I have all day, I can get a job, I can do my work, whatever I have to do for class. And that didn't really work out very well. And so I, I, from that day, from that semester on, after that semester, I just did classes like Tuesday, Thursday, and I didn't do anything on Monday, Wednesday or Friday.
Travis
I once had, that was a smart
Dale Jr.
way to do it.
Travis
I once had Tuesday, Thursday also. And it was the best because you get a four day weekend. Tuesdays, okay, you're back. And then Thursdays are kind of tough, but you're like, just get through the day. And I get four day weekend.
Dale Jr.
Very smart.
Travis
It was probably my favorite and I always just avoided Friday classes. Never schedule a Friday class.
Dale Jr.
That's right. Nobody wants anything on Fridays.
Amy
No, no.
Travis
Next question comes from John and is how do you handle when accidentally cussing around the kids and then they want to start saying those words.
Dale Jr.
What's funny is like Dale and I stopped. We were, when I was pregnant with Isla, we used to cuss a lot. We just like Dale, the F word was like a filler word, you know what I mean? And so when I was pregnant with her, I remember telling Dale, we have to stop cussing now or try to phase that out now because otherwise it will be too hard. And so we did a good job of that. And I feel like when Isla was little there wasn't any cussing going on. And then when Nicole came, we both kind of gave up. And every once in a while I feel like I was the first one to slip up in front of the kids and say a word. But they haven't tried to repeat it, luckily.
Amy
Yeah. So I think right now they're five and seven and we're, we're still pretty cognizant of it, but we're a little more careless these days. And I will ask if I, if I slip up. So I might be on the phone or something.
Dale Jr.
This happens this week and, and Isla
Amy
might hear it in a conversation I'm having with somebody and we're driving to school or something and I'm like, Isla, did you, did you hear any words in there? That were bad words. And she'll go, yeah. And I'm like, all right. Right. Just so you know, they're bad words. You know, I don't. Don't want you saying any of those.
Dale Jr.
You'll have, like, a rational conversation.
Amy
Yeah. Like, I just. It'll be, like, the word or something like that. And I'll say in that last sentence, I said, did you hear a bad word? She goes, yeah. And I'm like, all right. As long as you know it's a bad word. You're not supposed to say it. You can get older. You can say it, but you can't say it till you're older.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, but they're not allowed to say, like, dumb or stupid or anything like that. Allowed to call each other names like that.
Amy
We. We call them out when we hear them say just stuff like that.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
You know, so we're pretty particular.
Dale Jr.
But they think the word but is so funny to say, so they'll, like, add that onto the end of something that's normal just to make each other laugh.
Amy
Yeah. And we. Yeah.
Travis
I remember I was visiting my aunt, and in their town was a physical dam. And so I thought it was so cool that I could use that word. I'm like, can we go see the damn.
Dale Jr.
Damn. I want to see the dam.
Travis
And I was just getting the word over and over again. I thought. I was like, yeah, I got away with one. Found a little.
Dale Jr.
Being sneaky.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. That's funny. I mean, customers really aren't that great, but there's a couple of. There's a couple of them that feel good to say, like, the F word. It just does. I was on the phone with speakerphone with Dale the other day. I was picking up both of the kids from school. So they're both in the backseat, and he calls. I think he was here all day. No, it was Monday. Whatever. He was here. He was coming home, and he's like, what's going on this evening? I was like, oh, I have bunko. And the first response without any hesitation was, I'm like, you're on.
Amy
I don't think I said it that loud, that energetic.
Dale Jr.
I just went, was that loud in my speakers in the car? I was like.
Amy
Cause, I mean.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
And then I said, dude, it seems
Amy
like you're doing that every week. She's like, it's been six weeks.
Dale Jr.
We didn't even do it last month because of the snow and the ice.
Amy
I'm like, really? God, it feels like it's every other week. It's so Big, you know, if I
Dale Jr.
have a 12 hour dinner, he's like, oh, man. She was gone forever. Because the week before we had our fantasy football league Christmas dinner where we crown our champion. We had had to push that off, too. So we finally did that the week before. Yeah, it's like, you're always gone.
Amy
But she's like, the kids are in here.
Dale Jr.
I'm like, oh, shoot, sorry, I was too late. But neither one of them have tried to say that yet. I can't believe that. Nicole, to be honest.
Travis
Yeah, I feel like that's coming.
Dale Jr.
We've gotten lucky. Yeah, it is coming.
Travis
The funniest thing also is if a kid can't pronounce a word and instead they're cussing.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
Like, they're trying to say, like, frog. And they're saying. Yeah, like, that's all.
Amy
Do y' all remember the first time your parents were got angry with you for saying a cuss word?
Dale Jr.
Yeah. I didn't ever want to have those conversations. Like, I was scared enough of my dad, but I didn't. He never had to. Like, he said he gave me a spanking once when I was pretty little because I was getting into something and not listening. And he said it broke his heart just as much as it made me sad. He never did it again. But I never really stepped out of line too much either. I always told him where I was going. I always, like, minded the rules. I didn't ask for too much. Like, my sisters were not the same. Especially Katie at one point during high school because she and I butted heads too, and we didn't hang out in the same crowds. I was like, you're doing this all wrong. Like, you just have to tell them where you are and they won't make you come home at like, 9:00'.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Clock.
Dale Jr.
She's like, I ain't telling nobody nothing. I'm like, it must be a second kid thing because I've seen it and heard it, you know, so many times. But she wouldn't listen to anybody and she got in a lot of trouble.
Travis
I'm a little worried about your grandma, though. You're gonna get trouble with this episode, with all this cussing.
Dale Jr.
I know. Granny's. I hope Granny doesn't pay attention.
Travis
Has she called to complain about your cussing yet lately?
Dale Jr.
No, but she likes to do it when we're in person.
Travis
Okay.
Dale Jr.
She likes to make sure that she can embarrass me in a group setting. That's funny.
Travis
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Travis
Our next question is, how do you think Dale would have been like as a prom date?
Dale Jr.
Oh, wow.
Amy
Terrible.
Dale Jr.
He would have been very quiet. I know how our first date went, and that was when he was an adult, accomplished adult. You know what I mean? He probably would have been like, what
Amy
did we talk about? What did we say on our first date?
Dale Jr.
Nothing. There were no words except for, it's time to go.
Amy
I don't believe that.
Dale Jr.
We sat in this Mexican food restaurant that was an old church.
Amy
It's still there.
Dale Jr.
Well, it's changed restaurants there. Like, this was more of like a. It's still a restaurant, not Tex Mexi. And so we sat down and ate, and we ordered soup. I got black bean soup. Dale got corn chowder or something. And then we both ordered meals, and he ate his soup, and then he ate mine because he thought mine would taste better. So he ate his first and then ate mine. And then when we got our plates, he inhaled his food. If you don't already know that about Dale, he really does not even taste it. It just all goes down in one big gulp. And then at the end of that, I had had two or three bites. He stands up, puts $100 down on the table, stands up and is like, all right, it's time to go. I was like, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? He's like, no, let's go. Straight face, not smiling. And then the whole time we sat there, it was just super awkward. I don't know what to say to him. We've been hanging out a little bit, but I didn't have a list of questions. And it was just weird. He just gazed at me like I've said he does. He just stared at me and then ate my food and was like, it's time to leave. And there was no food in his apartment, the loft that he was living in when the house was being built. So there was no snacks in there, nothing to eat. I was pretty hungry.
Travis
Dale, would you have brought a corsage to Amy as a prom date?
Amy
Probably.
Dale Jr.
Did you go? You didn't go to the prom?
Amy
No, I was. I blame it on racing, but I was.
Dale Jr.
You weren't racing yet?
Amy
No. I mean, I was racing at 16. I was racing at 15. I just didn't. I mean, I.
Dale Jr.
You just didn't really want to do it.
Amy
I. There was a couple girls that I would have asked to the dance or whatever, but they all had boyfriends. Some of most of them had boyfriends, didn't go to school. You know, they weren't even boys that went to the school we were at because there's a lot of schools around South Iredale and all that. And you'd have this girl that you liked, and she'd be dating a boy at another school or whatever. So I don't know. I had friends that were girls, but I don't know. I just.
Dale Jr.
So as a guy, you just can't go to the prom by yourself. You just can't just go just to hang out and.
Amy
No, no, you did not go without it. I. I didn't think that you went. We had dances.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Right.
Amy
And so at the dance, everybody would come by themselves. But the prom was for dates. That's the way for cup dates. Yeah, that's the way it was working in my brain.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. I probably would have felt the same.
Travis
Did you ever have the Sadie Hawkins dance where the girl had to ask the guy?
Dale Jr.
Yes. I loved that. So in Texas, we dressed up like hillbillies, too. Like you wore. Just like you're dressed down bandana plaid. Like every. Like the guys wore jorts. Like it was played up, very costumey. And so that was so fun.
Amy
What's this called?
Dale Jr.
Sadie Hawkins.
Amy
Who?
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Sadie.
Dale Jr.
Sadie Hawkins. Yeah. Was another dance where the girl asked the guy.
Amy
Yeah, they should do. They should have done that back in the day. That would have been nice. And maybe somebody would ask me, oh, I was short. I wasn't. I wasn't this thing you see sitting here today.
Dale Jr.
You weren't a specimen. You are now.
Amy
Yeah, I was little.
Dale Jr.
You were probably cute and sweet back then. But not shy.
Amy
No. Yeah, I was all those things. But not the guy you wanted to take to the dance.
Dale Jr.
Oh, yeah.
Amy
I was shorter than all the girls.
Dale Jr.
Really.
Amy
I was probably 5, 3 when I got my driver's license at 16. So I didn't really get taller. Taller till like, I was a senior.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
I entered high school 411.
Dale Jr.
411?
Amy
Yeah, I was 411 as.
Dale Jr.
Wow.
Amy
Yeah. 13. I was 411 in as a freshman, I suppose, right before I got my license.
Dale Jr.
When did you sprout up the next,
Travis
like, probably like 16 months. Just.
Dale Jr.
Just like over the first couple years.
Travis
You did from like 4. Like that 15 to like 16 range. Just boom.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, it's just the difference between girls and boys. I was full grown at 12. I thought for sure I was going to be tall. And then I stopped growing. I was so sad. Like, everybody, like, you go home for the summer and then you come back to school, or you just, like, you go. You get out of school for the summer and you come back to school and everybody else had sprouted up, and I was like, dang it, this is it for me.
Amy
Through all of my school years, thinking that I was going to be tiny. Tiny, like 5, 8 was going to be the highs I got.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
But luckily I got decent.
Dale Jr.
Well, for a guy, it's probably a little bit different being a girl that's petite's not so bad.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
Guy you don't want to be under six feet, I feel like is like
Dale Jr.
the under six feet.
Travis
Yeah. I feel like that's the line of that's tall that you want to reach.
Amy
Well, you'd love that, I think. You know, I don't know. I feel pretty good.
Dale Jr.
Dale's not quite six feet is what
Amy
he's not quite six feet. I'm five, ten and a half. But I'm pretty happy with that.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Amy
Good to know. I don't go around like TJ going, damn, I wish I was taller. Sorry, dj. Does he just say that I took a stray?
Travis
Does he say that?
Dale Jr.
No, it just. You can tell he's exuding that.
Amy
I just thought he'd. I thought he'd enjoy hearing that, but he's thrilled.
Travis
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
The general is going to be real mad about that.
Amy
You want to get tj, just do a height joke. You got him. He's very sensitive. Well.
Dale Jr.
Or, you know, rag on Buffalo.
Travis
Yeah. The height thing, though, I feel like you can't control it, so I don't want to always.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. That's not fair. It's cheap.
Amy
Yeah, but it's tj, so there's sometimes where you just don't care because you're so mad at him.
Travis
That's true.
Dale Jr.
And he deserves it.
Amy
Yeah. I'm not saying just walk around doing height jokes on anybody that's short. This T joked home.
Dale Jr.
Dale used to call me Little Legs.
Amy
What?
Dale Jr.
He called me Four Eyes. When we first started dating, he called me Little Legs. Yes. Yes. At one point, you said that to me out loud. It's the only time in my entire life I've been called that.
Travis
Little Legs is fine because that's like a. I feel like he's saying it from Endearment, like, being funny, but he
Dale Jr.
was trying to be funny. He wasn't, like, calling me like A name. Trying to be mean, but he was.
Amy
When did I call you four eyes?
Dale Jr.
When I had glasses on. When we first started dating, I had glasses. I had contacts. And so in the evening when I'd take my contacts out and I'd have my glasses on the bed or I just decided I didn't want to have them on my face, he would get so mad because I couldn't see the tv, the rather large tv. My eyes were pretty bad. And so, yeah, he used to call me four eyes just to try to talk me into getting laser treatment on my eyes, which I was terrified of.
Amy
This is the way I thought I
Dale Jr.
was going to beat her into submission with.
Amy
This is the way my brain worked. I was like, man, I've met the woman that I want to marry, the. The love of my life, and will never be able to lay in the bed at night and watch SpongeBob. What the hell? She's like the one thing. The one thing that I was really looking forward to in this relationship, just laying in the bed watching TV at night or in the morning, and she can't do it.
Travis
Well, she put her glasses on, I
Dale Jr.
could do it, but I had to take all that stuff on to go to sleep. I don't know. Yeah, he talked me into the laser treatment. I got it done. Decision Dale ever made for me.
Travis
I've thought about doing that.
Dale Jr.
It was a dream. I have worn glasses since I was seven, like, my entire life. And yeah, it was. It was a good thing to get talked into. The doctor was fantastic. His mom took me. She had had the same laser Lasik done on her eyes. And so she took me down there in her little red Corvette, and I got my eyes lasered, and she brought me home and dropped me off at the back door. And I army crawled from the back door all the way up to my bed. I was living with Jamie Goddard at the time because you can't see.
Amy
You can't see anything.
Dale Jr.
You have goggles on. And then it takes, like, 24 hours for your sight to, like, fully come in.
Travis
But I'm nervous that something's going to happen. I'm gonna be blind.
Dale Jr.
I was terrified of the same thing. But you're awake through the whole thing.
Travis
That's why I'm. I'd rather be put out, like, go under. And they do it.
Dale Jr.
Well, I don't think they can. Like, they need you. They need your attention.
Travis
That's where I would.
Dale Jr.
Well, they give you a Valium, and then they put these numbing drops in your eyes and you don't feel anything. 30 seconds. No, I didn't smell anything.
Amy
30 seconds.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. The thing comes down and goes. And it goes over to the other guy. Other eye, and it goes. And then it's done. They flip the lenses back over. They put the goggles on you.
Amy
Yeah, but, like, the lin. The flipping the lenses over is not part of the 30 seconds.
Dale Jr.
Yes, it is. It's done with a machine.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Dale Jr.
There's like, marginal room for error as long as you're strapped down too. Like, you can't go anywhere.
Amy
You're really strapped in hard.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. They have your head, like.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
And you're like, I said, they gave you drugs so you're not really upset about anything. Oh, I don't like being tied down.
Amy
You know, I need more than the normal amount of drugs for that.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, well, horse tranquilizer.
Travis
Yeah, I thought about it.
Dale Jr.
You would be fine. I highly recommend it.
Amy
You should do it.
Travis
You want to do it? We can both do it down.
Amy
If I. If I ever am a candidate, I'm doing it.
Travis
Oh, your eyes are just. Too bad you can't.
Amy
I used to have the best vision. I used to have 2010 and sharp as attack. Freaking badass. And then round 38, 39, it started going. And so, yeah, I miss it because it's like playing, like, sim racing.
Dale Jr.
Right.
Amy
So when I'm sitting at sim Racer, when I'm sitting my sim rig, I gotta wear the computer goggles that are basically the reader's prescription over the full lens. But it only. It has a sweet spot. And outside, that sweet spot gets blurry. But if you, you know, if you look here and there, everything's sharp, but all my peripherals blurry. And I'm so used to my peripheral being perfect.
Dale Jr.
That's another word he says funny is peripheral.
Amy
Peripheral. And so I wish I could go back and get it done and. Or I wish I could go back to where I was. I thought, man, I miss being. I miss my eyesight being as good as it was.
Travis
Yeah.
Amy
There's all kinds of moments in the day when it's annoying.
Dale Jr.
It is a gift. Thanks for mine.
Travis
I just thought of a word when I first moved here. I pronounced it Jatan Road.
Dale Jr.
Oh, Jatan.
Travis
Or No, I said that's how it's pronounced, right?
Dale Jr.
I don't know. I pronounced.
Travis
I said Jetton Road.
Dale Jr.
Oh, Jetton. I pronounced Iredale. Iredale Irdale. I remember the first time I said that out loud too. Is I, like, not from here? He's like. He just Laughs his ass off at me. Like who would know to say it? Iredale. Yeah, that sounds wrong.
Travis
Yeah, it looks like.
Dale Jr.
Here we go.
Travis
So we have one other question here. Is there a sport or activity that you secretly hope your kids don't get into so that you don't have to go and deal with, to be honest.
Amy
Any travel.
Dale Jr.
I don't want them to do the competition stuff. Dance or cheer gymnastics.
Amy
I don't want any travel.
Dale Jr.
We're gonna have to do it at some capacity.
Amy
Nope. We can enjoy the country.
Dale Jr.
The country. Dale? Yes, there is a, there is a sport that's going to cost, cost some traveling but like the dance competitions and all that stuff. I grew up doing that and I remember the scene, the tortured soul look on my parents face. Having to sit through that all day long.
Amy
Yeah.
Dale Jr.
It's only fun for three minutes while
Amy
your kids performing tools and things now to occupy our time. I'm not too worried about it. I mean I hope that I got some people that get, you know, I know some friends that have kids that are in travel, sports and they, they're like, you know, well, once you're in, you're in. You can't really take your kid in their dream of doing it away. Right. So you continue down this path. But I want them to do sports like ball sports.
Dale Jr.
We've tried to sign them up for soccer.
Amy
I want them to try things like that.
Dale Jr.
And they don't want to have anything to do with it.
Amy
I want them to go for it at least, you know, try it before. And they got to do it now because it's harder to enter into that skills.
Dale Jr.
Yeah, yeah.
Amy
It's harder to enter into that when you're in, you know, seventh, eighth, ninth grade having not been in any kind of a organized sport.
Dale Jr.
Yeah. So being part of a team is
Travis
important, like friends and learn how to work, man.
Amy
I mean for them to try.
Dale Jr.
Work ethic.
Amy
But I'm gonna cap it at the, at the school level. Like we will play for our school. We'll do those things at that level like I did. But we're not gonna join like this regional club and, and start traveling up down the east coast.
Dale Jr.
Well that's like.
Amy
It's all a money game. It's a big money game. They're like, they're just making money off of the parents.
Dale Jr.
He's not wrong. But everything costs money. The gymnastics cost money.
Amy
You can do it and get the same fun experience, get the same life lessons, learn how to win, learn how to lose all those things.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
In the.
Dale Jr.
I tried to sign Isla up to do run club after school. Like, they just have, like, a little. Kind of like they're not running track. It's not that serious. But a lot of the people and the little girls in her class will stay and do run club after school, and she wouldn't even sign up for that. She said, please don't make me do that. So I don't think that we're gonna get athletes.
Travis
I would make sure if you can. I swam.
Dale Jr.
Oh, yeah.
Travis
Don't let your kids get into that. Because the swim meets. The swim meets are all day sometimes.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
And let's say that you're in. You usually can be in up to five events, but most of the events, you're done in, like, three minutes.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
So now you're just sitting there watching other kids swim, and it's all.
Dale Jr.
You're trying to entertain yourself, feed everybody. It's very hard. Yeah.
Travis
It's brutal.
Dale Jr.
Swimming start early.
Travis
Yes. So if you can.
Amy
Loaded.
Travis
Don't get into swimming.
Amy
I was thinking something like soccer or basketball.
Dale Jr.
Golf. Golf is a sport. Tennis, Golf.
Amy
No, I don't want to. I want to watch them do it and enjoy that. Because I don't want to watch my kid golf.
Travis
Because you have to follow him around.
Amy
No, I'm not golfing yet.
Dale Jr.
You can golf with them if they still. They learn how to do. And we'll carry on.
Amy
Yeah.
Travis
You can use that golf simulator at
Dale Jr.
home, which we don't use.
Amy
I want it to be like soccer, basketball, like traditional high school sports.
Dale Jr.
They're girls, Ralph.
Amy
I know. I see girls play those games.
Dale Jr.
They're like petite little. Like petite little girls.
Amy
Like, right now they can get some. They can get some physical attributes by playing some sports.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
They need to.
Travis
I get why you say golf, but remember, like, if they're in a tournament that's multiple days, I can go with them.
Dale Jr.
He might stay home.
Travis
Walking hole to hole.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Amy
Like, look, I would. Whatever they like that we're doing, but I'm just not going to encourage golf. I mean, I've never enjoyed. I've never been. Golf's never had any kind of role in my life. We do have a simulator. We. I never mess with it. I regret it. I wish I played with it.
Dale Jr.
Of those classic sports. That's not going away and that they can do for the rest of their life. They can't play basketball forever.
Amy
Great.
Dale Jr.
Can't. You know what I mean? Tennis. Golf would be a good.
Narrator/Commercial Voice
Good point.
Dale Jr.
Sport for them to learn. Good point. For all the reasons. Yeah, but you know.
Amy
Well, we'll see. They're not into it right now. Not at all.
Dale Jr.
No, they're not. They want to dance and sing and be Taylor Swift. That's what they want to do.
Travis
Dream big.
Dale Jr.
Yeah.
Travis
Well, that's all I got for Ask Amy today.
Dale Jr.
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Amy
Oh joy.
Travis
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Dale Jr.
Look on the bright side, you can finally catch up on podcasts.
Amy
You don't mind running late. What's your deal?
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Episode: What Would Dale Be Like As A Prom Date
Date: March 12, 2026
Host: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Co-hosts: Amy Earnhardt, Travis
Studio: Dirty Mo Media
In this lively vacation-week edition, Dale Jr., Amy, and Travis gather for a pre-recorded, laid-back episode featuring playful games, candid family talk, and viewer questions. Highlights include a humorous pronunciation challenge, personal tales about parenting, memories of high school and first dates, and a spirited debate on kids’ sports. The main theme is how Dale Jr. and Amy's personalities might translate to a high school prom date—providing a funny, endearing, and self-reflective discussion of their younger selves.
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A highlight of the show, this segment is packed with candid life talk, laughs, and insights.
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The episode is playful, teasing, and full of anecdotes, with Dale’s trademark deadpan humor and Amy’s matter-of-fact warmth. The conversations are candid and self-deprecating, often looping in personal quirks, family folklore, and the realities of parenting. Travis serves as the friendly instigator and adds plenty of comic relief.
Whether poking fun at each other’s mispronunciations, revealing their “terrible” first date, or sharing their parenting strategies, the Earnhardts provide listeners the same honest, down-home perspective that’s made Dale Jr. a NASCAR fan favorite. The discussion about Dale as a prom date turns into a meditation on adolescent awkwardness, shyness, and finding humor in the past, making this episode a relatable and highly entertaining listen for longtime fans and new listeners alike.