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Fred Armisen
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Dan Patrick
Well, I thought you were all going
Caller or Guest
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Hey, what's up, y'?
Todd
All?
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Caller or Guest
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Dan Patrick
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Dan Patrick
A pizza Wednesday just went out and inspected the rec tech grills. Dylan. Of course. Coming up with the menu today, you run down what pizzas we have.
Dylan
We have a Korean barbecue pizza with bulgogi, a meatball and ricotta pizza, and then Todd's famous classic cheese pizza.
Dan Patrick
Bulgogi.
Dylan
Yes.
Dan Patrick
Wasn't he the US Player who got the red card and then the president brought him back?
Paulie
Great score.
Dylan
I think so.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. The call Korean barbecue sounds great. The meatball in Rigotte pizza. And then Todd, I. He's like, oh, you mailed it in with a classic cheese pizza.
Todd
I was just being playful, but it was a little mean spirit. He works hard. He's juggling a bunch of different responsibilities. And I said classic cheese pizza. So basically making two pizzas and then
Dan Patrick
mailing in the third, you do not get a slice of the cheese pizza.
Caller or Guest
Wow.
Dan Patrick
No.
Marvin
No.
Dan Patrick
Sorry.
Todd
I guess that's only fair.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. You do not. Yes. Yeah.
Dylan
Dylan, I have a confession to make.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Dylan
Todd's not entirely wrong. I've made up that whole you gotta try the cheese pizza spiel.
Caller or Guest
I did.
Dylan
I just ran out of stuff.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Todd
So now Dylan can't have the cheese. I can have your piece.
Dan Patrick
Yes. You don't get cheese pizza either. But you did say classic cheese pizza. I think that's where it differentiated itself.
Dylan
I threw in an adjective to spice it up.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Like, this isn't cheese pizza. This is a classic cheese pizza. Thin crust. Yes. Todd.
Todd
It's like when they say New York pizza. Stop. I lived in LA for 10 years. I'm yet to find the New York style pizza. Whatever they put in New York on there. And all of a sudden the pizza is going to taste better. That's not what works. Especially when you put pineapple on it.
Dan Patrick
Once again, nobody could find a negative with pizza Wednesday. Like you can't a New York pizza.
Todd
Chicago style hot dog, please. It's in New York. It's called New York and Chicago for a reason.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I, you know, I can't do Chicago pizza. Too thick. Doughy. Detroit pizza. Can't do it. Biyama snob with Connecticut pizza. New Haven pizza. It's thin, thin crust. And New York's got great, you know, you'll just happen upon a block now. I will say that I don't know, is it Gen Z, Like I don't know the age difference anymore. Dylan, are you Gen Z?
Dylan
I'm a millennial.
Dan Patrick
You're millennial.
Dylan
End.
Dan Patrick
Okay, where's the cutoff? Like what if you're 23?
Dylan
You are. 23 is Gen Z. I think there's one after Gen Z now. I think Gen Z's after Millennial.
Dan Patrick
I can't keep track of it.
Dylan
It's a lot.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Paulie.
Paulie
Baby boomers 1946-64, Generation X, 65 to 80 millennials 81 through 96, that's when they're born. Gen Z 97 to 2012, Gen Alpha, which I don't know really know that much. Shockingly. 2013-25.
Dan Patrick
Okay, this gen Alpha or if you're around in your twenties in New York City, you have no problem waiting in line for 30 minutes an hour. There's a bagel place, I think it's called Apollo Bagel. You go by on a Sunday and you're like seeing, you know, the youngsters out there, half hour waiting for a bagel. There's a couple of pizzerias in the West Village. They have no problem waiting. It's become like that's a social thing to do. You just hang out and wait for, you know, a pizza for an hour. Yeah, Paulie.
Paulie
It's totally based off social media. Tick Tock and Instagram. Like a pop up bagels. There's a few of those around the country and the line crosses a line and you want to get a picture in front of the line to put on your social media.
Dan Patrick
Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
Yeah, there's a cut. There's like Linda Street Pizza and stuff, which I've wanted to try, but every time I walk by I'm like, hell no. But that's, it's, I mean it makes sense because in a city where there's barely any pizza and bagels, you may as well wait in line at 1. When there's 53 block radius.
Dan Patrick
Yes. And there's so many great restaurants. You know, I'm just surprised sometimes when a restaurant is still alive after 15 years, 20 years, and to be able to go to one of those establishments instead of, oh, what happened to that restaurant that was just here last year? I went out of business. I, I could never be in the restaurant business. Could not, it just seems like, show up at work. What's the headache today? Yeah, Dylan.
Caller or Guest
Yeah.
Dylan
Instagram and stuff like that has been. Is A great tool for like, finding new places and stuff. But it is also simultaneously absolutely ruined the restaurant industry. It's just all smoke and mirrors and, you know, paying influencers and stuff like that.
Dan Patrick
No, it is, huh?
Dylan
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
That's what happens. Okay. Yeah, right. I still want to go to that Vic Coroda, the one that Taylor Swift would always go to.
Dylan
Via Coroda.
Dan Patrick
Via Corota, maybe. Vic Coroda is somebody I knew somewhere.
Paulie
He was in the Godfather.
Dan Patrick
Hey, Vic Coroda, how are you?
Dylan
He owns the joint.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, but. Yeah, she made that famous. Well, the problem is, is I used to walk by that place all the time. Now you walk by and there's lines so you can't even get in, you know. And you know, my daughter goes, why don't you just drop your name? I go, chances are it's a girl who's 23 and couldn't care less unless she saw me in a Sandler movie. So that's not going to work unless I go around the back and maybe I see, you know, a chef smoking a heater and he's like, hey, you, you're coming in. I can't get in. So what was Yogi Bear says, I don't go there anymore. Or nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded. I'm going. Okay, leave it to Yogi. All right, final hour. Good morning. If you're watching on Peacock, download the app if you haven't done so. The training camps are opening for business and we thought, what are the headlines? What are the headlines that will stay headlines? Like the Vikings quarterback room with J.J. mcCarthy and Kyler Murray. How will the Raiders handle their first team reps at quarterback? How about the Falcons quarterback room with Michael Penix and Tua Tonga by low? How healthy is Malik? Neighbors for the Giants. Patrick Mahomes on target to be ready for week one. What's the Eagles offense look like with yet another offensive coordinator friend of the show, Sean Manion? How about the Green Bay Packers, Micah Parsons? Not healthy. They've got a few issues off the field here and potentially for on the field. Let's just single out the NFC north right now because it feels like any team could win this and any team could finish last. And if you said pick the team you think will win the NFC North, I would say the Detroit Lions. And I don't think they have the best odds to win the north because can the Bears live and die by last second heroics here? Are the Vikings going to surprise people because we're not expecting much Green Bay, Jordan Love. I don't know if the receivers, you know, Christian Watson, golden, your tight end coming back from an injury, you got. Who is it? Craft. You got your running back situation a little dicey there as well. I would say Detroit. Detroit probably has more top 100 players on the roster than any other team in the NFL. I don't know how many that is, but it feels like if you said top 100, more players from Detroit than any other team. Yes.
Dylan
Dylan, would you like the odds for the NFC North?
Dan Patrick
Yeah, sure.
Dylan
Do you want to guess who has the best odds?
Dan Patrick
Chicago.
Dylan
No, it's actually the Lions at plus 180.
Dan Patrick
Oh, it is? Okay. Okay. I thought people are kind of poo pooing. And the Lions chances, man, when you go back to that NFC title game, what are you up 24 3, 247 against the Niners, you're. You're already making plans for the Super Bowl. That's where you saw people who. They bought tickets, so they have Detroit gear. We ran into fans, and we're like, oh, wait, did you buy the tickets at halftime? I'm like, oh, my God. Fandom. Yes. Paulie.
Paulie
I have the text chain from us with that Lions, Niners playoff game at halftime. We're like, lions don't want a halftime. They just want to keep playing.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Paulie goes, if they could play without a halftime, the Lions would probably sign up for that. Give me the other odds there, Dylan.
Dylan
So the Lions are followed by the packers at +2.15, then Paulie, Chicago Bears at +305, and then the Vikings at +5.10.
Dan Patrick
All right, okay. But those aren't long odds for the Vikings. I mean, it's not terrible. No, but it feels like they could surprise you. Yeah, Paulie.
Paulie
Yeah. The NFC North. Last year, all four teams were over.500, but only two games separated the division. The Lions were technically in last place, but they had the highest scoring differential in the NFC North. So it could have gone either way.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Todd
Todd, don't you think you could put all four teams into a hat and pick them out and say first, second, third, and fourth and whatever you get, there's a decent chance that it'll go in that order with those. That's such a competitive division where it can go either way?
Dan Patrick
That's what I just said. That's the point of the segment.
Todd
Yeah, but I thought I said it a little bit more of a creative way. Putting the names in a hat.
Dan Patrick
Oh. Oh, wow. Off of that.
Todd
Especially when Paulie said that they were. If they'll finish two games apart.
Dan Patrick
Let me see if I can wrap my head around that creativity.
Todd
Putting the four teams in a hat and you're going, this will be the team that finishes in first. Oh, it's the Lions.
Dan Patrick
And second.
Todd
Oh, it just says Bears.
Dan Patrick
I'm glad, I'm glad you explained it. Yes. Dylan, do you want to guess who
Dylan
has the longest odds in the NFL to win their division this season and it's by a considerable margin.
Dan Patrick
Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
Arizona Cardinals.
Dylan
That is correct, marvin. They are plus 10,000 just to win
Dan Patrick
the division and they have a quarterback controversy. But they don't really. They shouldn't have a quarterback controversy. At least not an interesting one. And for clicks, you know the Cowboys situation when you think about their offense, 4,000 yard passer, 1,000 yard rusher, two receivers, 1,000 yard receivers. I don't think that's happened before. Unless maybe it was the greatest show on turf. But like the Cowboys offense was the best in the NFL I believe last year. Can you replicate that? Can you keep Pickens happy because he's on that franchise tag. Now it comes to down to the defense. And if Dallas gets top 15 defense, now you got something to talk about. Problem Is you were 31st in defense last year. There's only one way to go and that's up. Yes, yes, Paulie, but they were 31st the year before.
Paulie
So consistency.
Dan Patrick
Okay. If they're top 15 defense with that offense and I'm not doing it, I take. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Bunsen burner never goes up too high with me. I think the Giants will be better, Washington will be healthier. Eagles still are the talented team, the team to beat in the division. But if you're Dallas that you only have these opportunities so often where they should be. 10, 11 win team, I don't know what they're over. Under is probably nine and a half. But you got a quarterback. We're still waiting for him to be great in the postseason. Running game, wide receivers, tight end. It comes down to defense. Yes, Todd.
Todd
And not hearing a lot in recent weeks from Jerry Jones may bode well and be a foreshadowing of Dallas finally having a really strong season that he's not making news every other day talking.
Dan Patrick
I think that that's great. I think that's, you know, great to look at that it that way that Jerry Jones is staying out in front of a. Away from a camera for right now. But next week he'll be front and center next Tuesday. But the less he says the Less he's selling, the more he's acting like an owner. It's when he starts selling, that's when he's marketing, and that's when I always get nervous. But when Jerry doesn't say anything and he's letting other people do their job, I'm like, oh, boy, he might have something here. It's when he starts talking and he's an incredible marketer. That's when I go, I ain't buying that. Yeah, Dylan.
Dylan
I was pleasantly surprised with their Caleb Downs pick in the draft.
Dan Patrick
I love that.
Dylan
That might be like one of the. One of the picks of the draft, for sure.
Dan Patrick
I loved it. He'll be. He'll be the leader of that defense.
Dylan
Yep.
Dan Patrick
He might already be, but by week three, he'll be the leader of that defense. Love that draft pick. They knew who they wanted. They went and got him. And then people, you know, initially we'll go, well, man, they reached. We Kansas City. Oh, they went up and got Mahomes, man. They reached. Did they? It's in the moment. We're like, oh, you know, we, we don't see what Andy Reid saw. And now there have been teams that have gone up in reach, you know, Trey Lance. Yes. Yes.
Dylan
Yeah, it's like the draft grade coming out when nothing's happened. It's like, shouldn't you decide if it was a reach a few years down the line? Like, in the moment? It's nothing yet.
Dan Patrick
I don't know if this is real. This was just sent to me by one of the backroom guys. You know what, I don't want to say this unless I know it's true. So let me take a break and then ask one of the backroom guys if this is true about the Miami Heat. We'll take a break. More phone calls coming up on this Pizza Wednesday. Back after this. Let's talk about our friends at Panini America. The official trading cards of the DP show. Panini continues to deliver a premier collecting experience across wnba, also FIFA, La Liga, nascar, so much more. Hopefully you took advantage of the World cup where you were able to get your collection before the World cup festivities concluded.
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What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Sam J
Hey, what's up, y'? All? It's your girl, Sam J.
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And we're the host of Everyone watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from together. And I heart women's sports because, let's
Sam J
be real, women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.
Ari Chambers
So Kelsey Findler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.
Sam J
My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating?
Ari Chambers
The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire
Sam J
timeline and the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.
Ari Chambers
Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalenka.
Sam J
Shout out to you, Naomi, you get the palm.
Ari Chambers
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Kerry Brownstein
Hey, Portlandia fans.
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We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves. To tell you about Podlandia. AO rewatch our brand new podcast.
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Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.
Fred Armisen
How did any of this get made? Why did he think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it.
Kerry Brownstein
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Fred Armisen
Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised, not just words, but a song.
Dan Patrick
Well, I thought he was gonna write. I thought you were all gonna write a song.
Fred Armisen
I remember you thinking that.
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Listen to Podlandia. Ayo rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's blackkklansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street Pizza to a new guest.
Ari Chambers
Are you delivering pizzas now?
Nick Turturro
Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing?
Marvin
My belt.
Nick Turturro
To Alex Rodriguez.
Dan Patrick
Just to let you people know we're
Nick Turturro
talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr.
Dan Patrick
I don't think I've ever met somebody
Nick Turturro
so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness, Mariano Rivera, and many, many more. Open your free iHeartradio apps search delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.
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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Yamanika Saunders
If you come over here to play games, I' ma check you, okay? If you do some shit in the news that don't sound good, I'mma play you.
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Yamanika Saunders
Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was.
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New episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network.
Yamanika Saunders
If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.
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So join Yamaneke each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem?
Yamanika Saunders
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Dan Patrick
Eamon, star of the Odyssey, will join us on the program tomorrow. Got a chance to see it yesterday afternoon and it is an experience. I don't know if it's a great movie, but I think it's great movie making, if that makes sense to you. It's close to three hours. You know, I'm not up on Greek mythology. I think that does help a little bit with the Odyssey and certain characters. My wife is really up on Greek mythology. So she was kind of helping me through it, giving me, you know, answers to the test. Yes.
Paulie
Paul, if you're Matt Damon and you get jacked for the Odyssey, would you try to go right into the next Bourne movie so you don't have to, like, relax and get jacked again?
Dan Patrick
I can ask him that tomorrow.
Paulie
There you go.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I mean, he is jacked. He is. He's ripped, he's cut. He's 55 and I'm a man. Oh, no, that's. I'm 40 and I'm a man. Where is Coach Gundy? Is he, you know, helping, consulting?
Marvin
He's still a man.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. He's a little older, though.
Marvin
Not 40 anymore.
Dan Patrick
40 and I'm a man because he's fat.
Dylan
Yes, Dylan, I want to see Matt Damon. Like, sure, he could do another movie. Jack. I want to see him get really fat for a role, like right after doing the Odyssey.
Dan Patrick
Like, I don't know if he's ever been heavy. Yes, yes.
Marvin
When he plays Sonny Vaccaro, he had a couple.
Dan Patrick
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. The. The Nike movie. Okay. I bloop on that. Even Ocean's Eleven, he kind of plays a little bit of a nerdish guy, but I. I don't know if his weight size stood out for any particular reason.
Dylan
Yes, Dylan, the craziest is Christian Bale. He did the machinist, and he was like 10 pounds, and then he played Dick Cheney.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, pretty good. Christian Bale is kind of our Daniel Day Lewis. You know, it's like he's really, really immersed in the role.
Paulie
Yes, Paulie, Matt Damon update. Weight wise, he put on £30 in 09 for a movie, the Informant, but he told People magazine, the Bible, that he wouldn't do that again because it's not healthy. It wasn't a lot of fun. For air, he put on a couple pounds but wore a bodysuit to help him look heavier.
Dan Patrick
Oh, back to you. All right, well, we'll talk weight with Matt Damon coming up tomorrow.
Dylan
Yes, Dylan, which one do you think's easier?
Dan Patrick
Yeah, well, guys do talk about how you're just eating and you have to eat. You don't want to eat anymore, but then not eating, I guess I would take the eating part of it. That seems better than not eating
Dylan
to me. It's a no brainer.
Dan Patrick
Oh, I can tell.
Dylan
You weren't supposed to say.
Todd
I was gonna second that.
Dan Patrick
And you shouldn't. Yes, yes, Marvin.
Marvin
Now you said the Odyssey wasn't a great movie. How many times have you watched the movie on the first watch and thought to yourself, this is a classic or this is a great movie.
Dan Patrick
I think it's going to be viewed as a great movie. It was. The storyline was a little confusing for me. It's not a typical movie with dialogue. And, you know, you got, you know, you're bringing in calypso and you're bringing in cyclops and I, I should have been a little more up on that than it probably would be viewed as a great movie. I think there it's a great performance, but like, movie to me is dialogue, you know, storyline. This just has so much in your face. Like you go, how did they. How Christopher Nolan. I don't know how he conceived it. I don't know how he pulled it off. There is greatness with this. It's just not where I go, oh, that's, you know, an all time classic. And I know Rotten Tomatoes gave it, you know, an incredible score. I get that. But it is loud. It's incredibly loud. And you feel like you're the theater shakes. Yes.
Todd
Todd, were you in one of those theaters where the seats move or vibrate, where you feel like you're in the movie? Because they have those, aren't they, these days? Not just the reclining seats, where it actually like moves to the left and right like you're on a roller coaster or something?
Dan Patrick
No, they didn't. No.
Yamanika Saunders
Okay.
Dan Patrick
But thank you for asking.
Todd
I'm just curious if it was just the IMAX thing.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Dylan
Dylan, how would you compare it to Oppenheimer? Just like in the, you know, historic movie standings.
Dan Patrick
And, you know, that's considered a great movie as well. But you have to kind of also be up on that storyline a little bit that I think takes it to another level.
Caller or Guest
And.
Dan Patrick
And look there. Kelly and Murphy was wonderful. The fact that he ate an almond, one almond, like a couple of days, because he had keep his weight down because Oppenheimer was very, very thin. And I think one day or they said that he would have one almond and that would be his meal for the day. Something crazy like that. Yeah.
Paulie
Paulie, I'm reading about Matthew McConaughey losing 47 pounds for Dallas Buyers Club. He got down to under 140 pounds. He had one piece of fish and some tapioca pudding, and that was his day.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. See, then it gets dangerous. And then it gets dangerous. It's like when De Niro did Raging Bull and he piled on the pounds as well to play Jake LaMotta. Yes, Marvin. Or yes, Dylan.
Dylan
Yeah. Christian Bale for The machinist lost 62 pounds.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, that's. That's unhealthy. Yeah.
Paulie
Pulling cast away with Tom Hanks. He had to put on weight and take it off during the same five month period.
Dan Patrick
But also, Tom would show up at like a movie premiere for something, and he was. He looked terrible, but he looked terrible in the movie Castaway because he was supposed to look like he had been on a deserted island for years. But he would show up and I go, people to be like, man, you seen Tom Hanks? Like, he's let himself go. And then I always go, maybe it's for a movie role. Maybe. Yes. Marvin.
Marvin
Same thing with him in Philadelphia.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Marvin
Real thin.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Okay, help me understand this. The Heat posted a director of YouTube strategy job opening.
Paulie
No, no, no, no.
Dan Patrick
But. But it wasn't. It was reposted, I think. I think this came out July 1st.
Nick Turturro
Yeah.
Paulie
People are having fun with this on social media because of the timing of the incident yesterday. It appears that the Heat posted on their LinkedIn page or reposted yesterday, which got attention. But going to heat.com, which. Make sure you type that in right. Director of YouTube strategy job was posted July 1st.
Dan Patrick
It says the Miami Heat are looking for a person who will define what our YouTube channel becomes, not manage what it already is. Was it the new guy who did it? Has he only been on the job since July 1st or whenever he got hired? Yes. Yes, Todd.
Todd
And show an ability not to make grave mistakes with one of the biggest names in the history of basketball.
Dan Patrick
Thank you, toddler. Jeremy in Alabama. Hi, Jeremy. What do you have for me today?
Caller or Guest
Hey, Dan. Loving Pizza Wednesday. Can't wait. One day I'll get a wreck Tech and we can have pizza Wednesday at my house. Didn't Todd's mom used to drive a Honda Odyssey? I couldn't remember if she did or not. But I got a question for you, Dan, about the SEC commissioner. You know, if the SEC threatening to pull football and move away like they're doing, what does that do to other athletics? And I'm not talking about basketball and baseball or women's. Well, yeah, maybe. What does it do to women's basketball? Golf, swimming, track and field? What happens then? What. What do we see then? When. When they pull away, do we lose. Do we lose those sports because they're not getting back financially?
Dan Patrick
Well, I do think that that's an issue moving forward, that you might have a lot of these sports that become club sports because just, you know, the fact that the NCAA allowed USC and UCLA to join the Big Ten. And then they talk about, you know, we need to regionalize sports. With these other sports. I go, wait, hold on, hold on. Let me understand this. You're going to let usc, UCLA travel to the Midwest and the east coast, but then you want to regionalize baseball team volleyball? You can't have it both ways. It was regionalized. That's why we had the PAC 12. That's why we had the big 10, the ACC, the SEC. Aaron in Fort Wayne. Hi, Aaron.
Caller or Guest
Hey, Dan. Thanks for taking my call. Appreciate it. Got a few things for you. Thanks for telling us about the Odyssey, because I'm never going to see it. But Homer. And you said Bard is in it also. I mean, did Matt Damon let out a dough during the movie and you need a Fritzie there to. To do the Marge Simpson voice the whole time. But I saw you at the commercial talking about the John Deere Classic. Definitely go there. Played there. It's one of the PGA Tour courses that I've played that's very playable. And there's a. There's a house on the second hole that the Deer family used to live in. And one last thing to cheer you up. I know you were kind of bummed about only having one line in the movie, but I want to point out, I mean, one of the most iconic lines of all time in a Adam Sandler movie. You can do it, Dan. You just got to make it your own.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Rob Schneider kind of leaned on that for his career with you can do it. My line is not that fancy. It's not iconic. I can't give out the line. I can't do that unless Sandler gives me permission. James in Cincinnati. Hi, James.
Caller or Guest
Hey, Dan.
James.
65230.
How are you?
Fox Sports Radio Announcer
Great.
Caller or Guest
Going to inspire my good friend John, who's also listening in today from a different location. He's got the true face for radio, and he's been looking for, you know, inspiration to call in and talk to you guys for a long time. So wanted to comment on a couple things. First off, just wanted to give a shout out to Dylan for handling new role so well while keeping up me Fridays. Wanted to give a shout out to Paulie, fellow Bears fan Todd for his NFC north creativity comment. And also to. Let's see. Oh, gosh. Where am I looking here?
Oh, yeah. Oh.
To Marvin's hands for just the idea. The visual of him spinning the Steely Dan record at, like, a local barbecue. Sounds really fun. If I could just share one story about my run in with you, Dan, A few years back at a local steakhouse here in Cincinnati.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Caller or Guest
All right.
So I don't know if it was
professional colleagues or old friends from, you know, the Cincinnati area, Mason specifically, maybe, but you guys came in, five or six of you, had a nice steak dinner. I was able to take care of you, knew who you were right away, didn't recognize the other guys, but, you know, kept my distance, let you guys have your privacy, this and that. But as you're. As you're getting ready to leave, dinner's over, and you're in the lobby having a conversation. I was reminded of this by the. By the Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler comments earlier about your buddies who asked you to pitch them ideas
and what
reminded me of the guy. I think maybe his name is Billy. He goes, you were talking about the Masters and being on the course during the. During the event. And he goes.
He goes, dan, how do you get
tickets or access to, like, something like the Masters? And your response vividly, remember, like, billy, do you know who the f. I am?
Dan Patrick
Thank you, James. Thank you, David in Vegas. Hi, David. What do you have for me?
Caller or Guest
Hey, Dan. Good morning. Hey. I just wanted to give you guys a shout out and thank you for giving us this incredible show every morning and share a quick story with you. So, last week, when Darius Rucker was on, I had a lady spending night. So we were getting ready in the morning, and when Darius starts singing, she runs out and says, darius Rucker? And I said, yeah. And she told, what is that, a podcast or YouTube? I said, no, it's live radio. And she said, well, what show? And I said, the Dan Patrick show. And she said, who is Dan Patrick? And I said, well, it's a sports show. She knows nothing about sports. And she said, why is Darius Rucker singing live on a sports show? And I said, you know what? That's exactly why we love this show. So anyway, I hope you guys have a great day. Just wanted to share that with you.
Dan Patrick
Thank you, David. Yes. I thought he was going to say his wife became a big fan or. But apparently not. Yes, Marv.
Marvin
No, that was a young lady sleeping over.
Dan Patrick
He said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.
Marvin
I said, okay, Louisiana Work.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Dylan
Yes, Dylan, I have a movie pitch, if you could get it to Will Ferrell.
Dan Patrick
No, no.
Dylan
A legendary broadcaster takes four of his best pals to a Barcelona game.
Dan Patrick
Kenny in Los Angeles joins us on the show. Hi, Kenny.
Caller or Guest
Following up on the music theme, you know, you had that discussion with Vinnie Goodwill about the cookout and mentioned Bobby Caldwell and didn't know that he was white. Love. A couple years ago I was a buddy of mine and we're going to see REO Speedwagon and train and the opening up is a yacht rock truly band. All of a sudden, the guy who was fronting the Truby band says. And now special guest singing Blandy. You're a fine girl from 1972. We have Elliot Leary. Elliot was a white guy. That really surprised me, Danny. That was at the Forum. Speaking of the forum, gotta catch you up on your later history. A couple weeks ago you said Magic hit his junior junior skyhook in Game 6. That actually was at Game 4 in the Garden. I went to Game 6. Two games later, Celtics wasn't Game 5. I was able to tell Red R back no cigars this year. Red that I ran on the court. It was all right.
Dan Patrick
Well, thank you, Kenny. Yeah, I. I was there for that. And I, you know, that was in the 80s. That's a long time ago. Yes, Marv.
Marvin
In 20 years, O.J. anunoby's tip in is gonna be like game seven.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Yes. Yes. I didn't understand the Brandy. You're a fine girl. Isn't that Looking Glass?
Paulie
Yeah. The band is looking glass. Number one hit single in 73. The singer is Elliot Lurie. Looks very white. Still very white and alive. Just to give you an update.
Dan Patrick
I. I didn't. I didn't know what he was saying. I don't know if anybody listens to Brandy, that song and goes, oh, wait, that's not a black guy. Marvin.
Marvin
Nope. I thought he was white.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Todd
What?
Dan Patrick
I don't. I don't know if they're going, you know, you know the lead singer, Looking Glass White. I'd be like, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Cracklin. Rosie, you know who sings that? White guy. Yep, I got that one. You know Benny and the Jets. That's a white guy. Yes, Marvin.
Todd
Yeah.
Marvin
Guys like David Bowie and Hall and Oates, we knew they were white, but they just made jams that black people loved and so they were accepted. You're playing, you're playing the songs at the cookout.
Dan Patrick
I don't know if anybody thought Daryl hall was black.
Marvin
No, I said they didn't think that. Yeah, but still, nonetheless.
Dan Patrick
But. But it is a Philadelphia sound, I believe that Bowie and Hall and Oats had that. There was a Philadelphia sound.
Marvin
Especially a song like Fame and Young Americans.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Marvin
That entire album. It's a very R B based album. And you're just like, oh, okay.
Dan Patrick
Well, I think Nile Rogers helped with help Bowie with some of those big hits.
Marvin
Luther Vandross was a backup singer on that album, too.
Dan Patrick
Luther Vandross. All right.
Marvin
I mean, what deep voice, Danny.
Dan Patrick
No, no, no. I went, Barry White. So I get in the car after the movie yesterday, and all of a sudden Barry White came on. And then I started doing this. My wife goes, no, don't do that. I go, oh, baby.
Marvin
So you were very white?
Dan Patrick
I. Yeah, I'm Danny White. Danny. Very white. Oh, yeah. She goes, no, don't do that. I go. And it just made me want to continue to do it. Yes.
Marvin
Marv, you ever thought. You ever thought about doing a music show?
Dan Patrick
Well, we kind of do that. I pick and pick my spot. I mean, I am fascinated by music, being able to see a lot of the big names and. But I kind of cordoned myself off, unfortunately, with certain types of music. And I was very fortunate. I had a friend who turned me on to Dylan Whelan and Willie. Elvis Costello, New York Dolls, shout out. Greg McCracken. He. He opened my eyes to it and ears. Yes.
Caller or Guest
And.
Dan Patrick
And he had the album cover, Sticky Fingers by the Stones. Well, if you see it, it's got an actual zipper on it. It's just a torso of a guy. And his dad made him throw out the album. He was like, we will not have that. We're not going to have that filth in our house. So I said, I'll take it. Yes. Dylan.
Dylan
Do you know which band Bob Dylan wanted to join in the 80s?
Dan Patrick
The Grateful Dead.
Caller or Guest
Correct.
Dylan
Dan.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, keep pushing, keep pushing. Just. But he didn't join.
Dylan
No, they didn't want him to.
Dan Patrick
They didn't want him.
Dylan
Nah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, yeah. He couldn't write, you know, hits like they could.
Dylan
I mean, Bob Dylan's one of the greatest.
Dan Patrick
I know. I was having fun.
Dylan
I know, but, you know.
Dan Patrick
Alrighty, how about we take take a break? If you're watching on Peacock, we're going out and having some pizza. Back after this.
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Dan Patrick
I. I like to watch Daryl's House with Daryl hall, and he'll have different artists come in. And he had Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 came in, sang a song. Daryl hall, he can sing. He's great artist. Great artist. Yes.
Marvin
Marv, that's up in Maine, right?
Dan Patrick
No, that's somewhere in New York.
Marvin
Okay.
Dan Patrick
Upstate New York. Yeah. Paulie.
Paulie
Yeah, it's about an hour north of New York City. I'm not going to give the town. But he has a. A restaurant, bar, recording studio area.
Dan Patrick
My family went there just to eat and said it was great food. But he does have, you know, it's called Daryl's House and has a barn there and has artists that are in there. Let's see a couple more phone calls. Pizza is good. I didn't get to have the Korean barbecue yet. I had the cheese, the classic cheese pizza.
Dylan
So well done and review of just the classic cheese.
Dan Patrick
I thought it was great. You know, Todd's the one who looked down upon it. Like you showed no effort to do anything other than do a cheese pizza. Dylan.
Todd
It was an opportunity to take a shot at Dylan and I jumped at it. It's a classic cheese. Trying to sell cheese, sauce and dough
Dan Patrick
is a big deal.
Todd
Classic cheese pizza.
Dylan
Todd's gonna put up numbers in the pizza department no matter what's on top of it.
Dan Patrick
That's fair. Steve in New Hampshire. Hi, Steve. What do you have for me today?
Caller or Guest
Hey, guys. Fourth time, fairly long time. Six two. Coming down a little bit. 250. I wanted to get your take. I know this story is a little over a week old. I was trying to call him last week, but I couldn't get through. Phil Sims ranked his top 10 quarterbacks quote in their prime and has Tom Brady at 9. I don't know if Paulie has a list, but it's Peyton Manning, Patrick Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, John Elway, Brett Favre, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Dan Marino, Tom Brady, and then Roger Stallback. Just wanted to get your thoughts on that.
Dan Patrick
Okay, thank you, Steve. I did not see that. I don't. What's he basing it on? Is it regular season? Because if. If I'm looking at your prime and the bottom line is you win a Super bowl, that's gotta hold a little more clout here.
Paulie
Yeah, Paulie, I did see this last week and it did get a lot of play. From what I saw with Chris Simms, he was saying, how good were they at their best playing the position of quarterback, not resume or rings. And he's saying, these are the best I've ever seen at playing the position at quarterback at their peak. So it was Manning, Mahomes, Rodgers, Elway, Favre of top five. Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Dan Marino, Tom Brady, Roger Staubach.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, to be fair to Phil, I'd need to know really the criteria that it's got to be regular season. I mean, Tom had one incredible regular season. They didn't win the super bowl that year. So did he have a great year that year? What about when he had 30 touchdown passes and they won a Super Bowl? Did he have a great year that year? So that's where I'd want to at least be fair. Josh Allen has had some moments in the postseason. Lamar Jackson hadn't had anything in the postseason. But he's got two MVPs. Probably should have a third. But look, I respect Phil. He did it long time, played the position. But if, if I'm gonna. How great were you in your prime? I'm get. It's regular season. I mean, Peyton didn't. He had a. I think a losing record in the postseason. Yes, yes, Paulie.
Paulie
I have this list being done by Chris Sims, not Phil.
Dan Patrick
No.
Paulie
Okay, but Chris is a flamethrower as well with this stuff.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. And he's very knowledgeable. But I'd have to have him on to talk about this because if you're just saying regular season, then say regular season in your prime. In the regular season. Because there's a lot of quarterbacks. You know, when the light was the brightest. You were the greatest.
Marvin
Yes, Marv, I was too young. But has history been kind to John Elway now that he's won those Super Bowls and you saw the teams that he dragged to the Super Bowls and the teams that he played.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, finally. Because, oh, he can't win the big one. Well, he didn't have any all pro players on offense and they did have a really good defense. But the teams they played against were better than Denver. They were now not where you're winning by, you know, 35, 40 points, but. And then John didn't get credit. Then it was Trail Davis who got the credit and rightfully so because Trail Davis had offensive line with their cut blocking. They. Hey, now they were. They dominated. They dominated. Vin in New York. Hi, Ben. What do you have for me?
Caller or Guest
Hey, it's actually Ben, but great show.
DP and Dennis.
Listen, Dan, I know you are a huge Bob Dylan fan, but do you have his Christmas album?
Dan Patrick
I do not. I do not. I don't have any albums anymore. I sold them. I sold them because I was in love. Yeah, yeah. Now my wife said we didn't have any room. She goes, why don't you get rid of the albums at 1500 albums. I'm like, okay, hun. This day in sports history, Paul.
Paulie
This day in music history. Christmas in the Heart by Bob Dylan. October 13, 2009.
Dan Patrick
Go ahead, Todd. Santa Claus is coming down now you never had a chimney. Okay.
Paulie
1926 at Mitchell Field in New York City. Babe Ruth caught a ball that been dropped from an airplane fl flying at 250ft.
Dan Patrick
On this date, 1997. Greg Maddox threw a complete game. He threw 78 pitches. Let that one sink in. Todd, what'd you learn today?
Todd
Don't be too top heavy with what you're paying an NBA roster. Don't give two players most of the money.
Dan Patrick
What'd you learn?
Dylan
Dylan There's a job opening in Miami.
Dan Patrick
Social media for the Heat.
Marvin
Marvin the Cowboys are consistent on defense.
Paulie
Paul Classic cheese pizza.
Dan Patrick
Todd, what did I learn?
Todd
Your review of the Odyssey. A three hour loud wild cinematic masterpiece with non stop action, gore and special effects.
Dan Patrick
Back to you hottest rookies, biggest superstars, the all time greats. Only one place to collect them all. Panini trading cards. The official trading cards of this program. Starter. Continue your collection now. Paniniamerica.net Great actor Matt Damon joins us tomorrow for Fritzi, Marv, Dylan, Paulie, yours truly. Talk to you then.
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Episode Theme:
A lively blend of NFL training camp headlines and pop culture, including an in-depth discussion about Matt Damon's dramatic body transformations for his latest film, The Odyssey, as well as classic sports banter and humorous team dynamics.
Dan and the crew dive into the big questions facing teams as training camps open across the NFL, with a special emphasis on quarterback competitions, divisional odds, and the mercurial NFC North race.
Key Points:
Dan's Review of The Odyssey:
Damon's Physique & Method Acting:
Pizza Wednesday:
Music Tangents & Fun Facts:
Chris Simms’ Controversial List Discussion:
(Corrected during the show—Chris Simms, not Phil.)
On NFC North Parity
“You could put all four teams into a hat and pick them out…and there’s a decent chance that it’ll go in that order.” — Todd (12:14)
On Cowboys Drafting Caleb Downs
“He’ll be the leader of that defense. He might already be, but by week three, he’ll be the leader of that defense.” — Dan Patrick (16:04)
On Matt Damon’s Odyssey Physique
“He is jacked. He’s ripped. He’s cut. He’s 55 and I’m a man.” — Dan Patrick (23:11)
On Movie Star Extreme Transformations
“Christian Bale is kind of our Daniel Day Lewis…he’s really, really immersed in the role.” — Dan Patrick (24:20)
On Pop Culture Ignorance
“…she said, who is Dan Patrick? And I said, well, it’s a sports show. She knows nothing about sports. And she said, why is Darius Rucker singing live on a sports show? And I said, you know what? That’s exactly why we love this show.” — Caller, David in Vegas (35:42)
This episode of The Dan Patrick Show offered a quintessential blend of sharp NFL analysis, relatable fan culture, and easy banter about pizza, music, and movie star body transformations. Major takeaways included the wide-open nature of the NFC North, skepticism about social media’s influence on food and sports, the impressive lengths actors go for authenticity, and the ever-controversial “best quarterback” rankings—wrapped up in Dan’s signature, good-natured humor.
Next episode tease:
Matt Damon joins the show tomorrow to discuss his varied movie roles and, possibly, his thoughts on staying jacked—or not—post-Odyssey.