The Dan Patrick Show: C&R – Black Licorice & NFL Week 14!
Date: December 6, 2025
Hosts: Covino and Rich (C&R), with Danny G, Iowa Sam, Dan Byer, Spotty
Episode Overview
This episode of Covino & Rich (filling in on The Dan Patrick Show) blends comedic takes on “old guy” habits and nostalgia with insights and predictions for NFL Week 14. The crew riffs on aging giveaways—like referencing outdated tech and dad shoes—while fielding calls from listeners about telltale “old guy” signs. The second half features their signature “Brainwave” game and a robust run-down of the upcoming NFL action and must-watch weekend content.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. “Old Guy” Giveaways in Life and Sports (03:12 – 18:29)
- LeBron Injury Banter & Old Guy Habits (03:12)
- Covino and Rich open with holiday chatter before pivoting to the “old man” topic, sparked by LeBron James' latest injuries (left foot joint arthritis, sciatica).
- Quote: “LeBron has a luxury where he could have these old guy injuries because he could rely on his young teammates.” – Covino [05:41]
- Generational Slip-Ups and References
- The team shares examples:
- Calling flip-flops "thongs" (parental generational quirk).
- Mentioning needing to “tape” a game: “I went to take my kids to see Wicked 2… I said, ‘I’m going to tape the game’… Correction: I’m going to record it.” – Rich [06:41]
- Going to the bank to deposit checks; writing paper checks.
- Dating Yourself: Stadiums, Shows, and Social Habits
- Misnaming teams (e.g., “New Jersey Nets” instead of “Brooklyn Nets”) or using antiquated terms (e.g., “Redskins” for Commanders).
- Nick-at-Nite references—watching Brady Bunch or I Love Lucy does not mean you were alive when it aired.
- The team jokes about first names (“Steve is starting to date me… might as well be Ebenezer”—Covino [10:47]), and the changing trends in baby names.
- Listener Call-Ins: More "Old Guy" Signs
- Ryan from Pennsylvania: “Go to the market instead of the grocery store… tennis elbow and bursitis.” [13:25]
- Debating whether taking photos landscape vs. portrait is an ‘old-guy’ move.
- Older gestures: miming a phone with your pinky and thumb.
2. Nostalgia, Pop Culture, and Sports: Playful Debates (18:29 – 22:02)
- Old Guy Shoes and Fashion Trends
- Listener Ryan: buying Nike Monarchs—“old guy shoes,” but with New Balance trending, “the old guy shoe is making a push.” – Covino [18:22]
- The team gets a kick out of how classics cycle back in style.
- The TV Game of the Week: NFL Week 14 Preview (18:39 – 22:02)
- Rich and Covino break down top NFL matchups, explaining which games “get the big TV.”
- Key Games:
- Early Afternoon: Colts vs. Jaguars (both 8-4, divisional rivalry), Bengals vs. Bills (“Could the Bengals run the table?”)
- Late Games: Broncos vs. Raiders, Packers vs. Bears (Packers 7-point favorite at home), Sunday Night: Texans vs. Chiefs, Monday Night: Eagles vs. Chargers.
- Quote: “Bears, Packers… I wouldn’t be shocked if it got huge numbers… that’s huge.” – Rich [21:11]
3. Brainwave Game — Pop Culture & Sports Debates (29:32 – 40:09)
Listeners compete in a matching game on sports, entertainment, and music.
- Sample Topics & Memorable Moments:
- Best Batman (after Christian Bale):
- Most of the crew picks Adam West (old guy answer), while one picks Michael Keaton.
- “I gave the old guy answer…” – Rich [32:01]
- Most Memorable ‘80s Baseball Card:
- Winner: 1989 Upper Deck Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card.
- “It’s gonna pay for my son’s college. Of course, the Griffey upper deck.” – Dan Byer [34:19]
- Rock Hall Snub:
- Choices: Billy Idol, Black Crowes, B-52s; most lean Billy Idol, citing classic hits and “Punk rock Elvis” vibes.
- Best Hands (NFL WRs):
- Mix between Larry Fitzgerald, D-hop (DeAndre Hopkins), and Steve Largent.
- “He’s the only guy whose hands we saw, because he didn’t wear gloves.” – Rich [38:17]
- Best Leading Lady:
- Near-unanimous for Margot Robbie (“Not even close” – Ryan [39:27]); passionate endorsements for both acting and “Wolf of Wall Street” looks.
- Notable Game Banter:
- “You just picked [Margot Robbie] because she’s hotter.” – Sam [40:20]
- “It took all five categories. But Ryan, you are a winner!” – Danny G [40:30]
4. Weekend Recommendations: “Hobnobbin” Segment (48:14 – 52:12)
Each host offers what to watch or do:
- Covino:
- UFC 323 main event.
- P. Diddy/Sean Combs docuseries The Reckoning (“…salacious…not all true, but man, it’s good.” [49:25])
- Bonus podcast: Overpromised on YouTube.
- Rich:
- Stranger Things (if you’re catching up).
- Matt Rife’s “crowd work Christmas special” (NSFW).
- Adam Sandler’s My Next Guest with Letterman.
- Is It Cake? (Netflix family fun).
- New Netflix holiday movie: My Secret Santa (“terrible Christmas movies” are a guilty pleasure).
- Danny G:
- Landman (Paramount+), Billy Bob Thornton “a badass.”
- Major college football triple-header on Fox.
Quote:
“Have a great weekend. You gotta finish decorating this weekend. That’s the rule, right?” – Rich [52:12]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On generational slips: “When I start talking about Atari…that’s a big one. ‘Cause I’m a kid whose first [console] was Nintendo.” – Rich [08:33]
- On nostalgia: “It’s an old guy thing to bust out a Werther’s or one of those strawberry Dollar Tree candies.” – Covino [06:37]
- On social media aging: “If your reference is Facebook…you’re kind of an older guy. Every young kid’s on Snapchat or something else.” – Covino [17:06]
- On Margot Robbie as leading lady: “I don’t think there’s a hotter woman on earth…in the Wolf of Wall Street. Margot Robbie, 1,000%.” – Rich [39:32]
- On “old guy” fashion: “The old guy shoe is making a push. Kids wear New Balance now.” – Covino [18:22]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Old Guy Giveaways / LeBron & Aging: 03:12 – 18:29
- Listener Old Guy Signs: 13:06, 13:41, 17:19
- NFL Week 14 Preview / Big TV Game: 18:39 – 22:02
- Brainwave Game: 29:32 – 40:09
- Weekend Hobnobbin: 48:14 – 52:12
Final Thoughts
This episode masterfully blends nostalgia, self-deprecating humor, and genuine excitement for sports, especially the NFL. The playful tone, improvisational banter, and chance for listeners to join the conversation make it a lively and entertaining listen. Whether you’re craving sports insights, pop culture debates, or a laugh at “old guy” habits, you’ll find it here.
For more witty banter and sports breakdowns, catch Covino & Rich live on Fox Sports Radio and stream their bonus podcast on YouTube.
