The Dan Patrick Show: "C&R – Cowboys, Tequila, LeBron, Arthritis"
Date: December 6, 2025
Host: Covino & Rich (C&R), iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
EPISODE OVERVIEW
This energetic Friday episode of "The Dan Patrick Show" (Covino & Rich edition) dives into NFL and NBA headlines, including the Detroit Lions' dominance over the Dallas Cowboys, debates about how much faith you can actually have in Dallas, company holiday party hijinks (with maybe a little too much free vodka), and LeBron James’ shift in legacy as his historic double-digit scoring streak comes to an end. The show runs with its signature blend of humor, honest debates, and plenty of relatable moments about aging, from dad life to arthritis.
KEY DISCUSSION POINTS
1. Cowboys vs. Lions – Were We Duped?
[06:14–13:05]
- The hosts dissect the Cowboys' loss to the Lions, questioning if Dallas ever had a real shot this season.
- Covino: "We have lots to get to today between... were we duped by the Cowboys, or do they still have a shot?" [06:14]
- They reference the Cowboys' dwindling playoff odds, agreeing Dallas’ window is slim unless they win out.
- Dak Prescott’s leadership is praised for his attitude post-game, but the reality is, Detroit simply outplayed them.
- Rich: "I feel like anytime the Cowboys were in striking distance, the Lions... would just score another touchdown." [09:44]
- The team agrees the Lions demonstrated the grit and discipline their coach, Dan Campbell, demands.
2. Holiday Party Antics: Booze, Schmooze, and Vodka Woes
[13:05–18:50]
- Hilarious recollections from the company holiday party, featuring overzealous bartenders and awkward socializing with sliders in hand.
- Discussion about whether it's "weak" for grown men to ask for a milder cocktail.
- Rich: "Is it a weak move for a grown man to be like, this drink is too strong? I didn't know what to do." [15:49]
- Advice: At work functions, it’s fine to get a buzz, but never be "that guy"—the drunkest person in the room.
3. LeBron’s Legacy and the End of an Era
[18:50–26:49]
- Breakdown of LeBron James ending his streak of double-digit points—a run that began in 2007.
- Debate on social media reaction to LeBron deliberately passing instead of chasing the streak:
- Covino: "Don’t tell me after 1,297 games with 10 points or more, it doesn’t mean anything. It absolutely means something." [22:23]
- The narrative: LeBron was "damned if he did, damned if he didn’t" regarding his shot/pass decision.
- Rich and Covino discuss how the streak ending in a win, via LeBron’s assist, was a storybook finish.
4. Old Guy Aches: LeBron and the Plagues of Age
[36:53–40:25]
- News that LeBron is listed as doubtful with "left foot joint arthritis" prompts relatable old-guy jokes.
- Covino: "Now we're going to talk about old guy injuries and old guy things, like things that date you."
- The gang lists indicators of aging: enjoying black licorice, root beer barrels, plantar fasciitis, and talking openly about arthritis.
- Reflection on how even sports legends aren't immune to time (and foot pain).
5. Celtics vs. Lakers: Star-Powered Disappointment
[50:31–51:48]
- Brief but poignant lament about fans showing up for Celtics-Lakers only to find both LeBron (out) and Luka Doncic (out) won't play.
- Covino: "This could have been your chance to see Lebron and Luka, and it's not happening." [51:38]
- Amusing comparison to Broadway theater-goers asking for refunds if the headliner is missing.
MEMORABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS
- On the Cowboys’ playoff hopes:
- Covino (skeptical): “No, they’re at 8%. I believe if they win them all, it’s almost 50%... That’s a big if.” [06:23]
- Social commentary from the holiday party:
- Rich: “If you’re a bartender, just a message: you’re doing the 21-year-old a favor with a hefty pour. But anyone grown would rather a tasty cocktail than a loaded cocktail.” [16:25]
- On LeBron’s streak ending:
- Covino: “It was a perfect time to let it go and a perfect way to let it go... But don’t tell me... it doesn’t mean anything.” [22:23]
- Rich: “With LeBron’s legacy, while it is a cool streak, I don’t think it’s... going to change the way any of us think of him.” [20:43]
- Aging gracefully:
- Rich: “Does that mean I'm getting old? Because I had the black licorice jellybean.” [37:42]
- Covino: “His [LeBron’s] injury report is starting to sound like ailments your 40-something-year-old buddies have.” [38:55]
- On company parties:
- Rich: "You gotta be not the drunkest because there’s going to be one person who’s the talk of the office... Don’t be that guy.” [17:40]
- On the perfect ending for LeBron’s streak:
- Covino: “He made the ending of the streak perfect and poetic and they get the W. So it really was awesome.” [49:52]
TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS
- Cowboys vs. Lions analysis: [06:14–13:05]
- Company Holiday Party tales: [13:05–18:50]
- LeBron’s streak debate & NBA talk: [18:50–26:49], Play of the Day [48:30–50:07]
- Old Guy injuries, LeBron’s arthritis news: [36:53–40:25]
- Celtics/Lakers missing star power: [50:31–51:48]
ADDITIONAL HIGHLIGHTS
- Cornhole & Sports Analogies: Rich compares Covino’s cornhole skills to a team that can’t be beaten, humorously tying bar games to sports streaks. [11:45]
- Holiday Candy Banter: The team debates the merits (and perils) of mystery jellybeans—including the dreaded “popcorn” flavor. [33:47]
- Listener Engagement: Frequent reminders to participate live or via YouTube/Fox Sports Radio, with teases for bonus “Over Promised” podcast episodes focused on holiday party etiquette. [17:19–17:40]
SUMMARY
This fun, freewheeling episode captures "The Dan Patrick Show" as a unique blend of sports insight and relatable, often goofy camaraderie. Whether you care about the Cowboys’ fate, LeBron’s historical impact, or just need a laugh about office party cocktails and mystery foot ailments, this episode covers it all with spirit and humor.
If you missed the episode: You’ll walk away knowing the Cowboys are on the ropes (and maybe not worth your emotional investment), LeBron’s greatness is undiminished even as his streak ends, and sometimes the surest sign you’re getting older is craving black licorice or googling plantar fasciitis. And, of course: just don’t be “that guy” at the holiday party.
