The Dan Patrick Show – C&R: Measure Up, Mid Weak Major, Betts Bet (October 30, 2025)
Episode Overview
This episode of The Dan Patrick Show, hosted by Covino and Rich ("C&R"), features a lively and humorous discussion on what it’s like to "measure up" against the pros. The hosts explore the awe-inspiring gap between elite athletes and the average person—whether in sports, music, or even routine life moments. Listener calls, stories of brushing up against greatness, friendly ego trips, and a lighthearted debate about intangibles like competitiveness add to the fun. Humorous segments like “Midweek Major” and “Words of Wisdom with Big Mike” round out a show packed with sports talk, pop culture, and classic banter.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. “Measuring Up” Against Elite Talent (05:11–14:55)
- Viral Prompt: The conversation springs from viral clips like IShowSpeed challenging hot dog-eating legend Joey Chestnut.
- Hosts’ Perspective: Covino and Rich debate which pro or star they'd want to "size up" against—not to beat them, but to experience their level of greatness.
- Listener Stories: Callers share vivid hypotheticals and real experiences going head-to-head or up close with pros (NFL players, strongmen, musicians, and more).
Covino (05:28): "It's not like you have any intention on beating them, but just to... feel or experience—the greatness."
Rich (08:04): "Imagine being on the line against Trent Williams and just being tossed like a rag doll. I wouldn't mind that."
Memorable Calls & Scenarios
- Spotting for Mark Henry, World's Strongest Man (07:13)
- Trying to tackle NFL linemen or Marshawn Lynch (10:00)
- Hitting against Jenny Finch's fast pitch (09:34)
- Playing golf with Rodney Harrison, Charles Barkley, or even Steph Curry (11:16)
2. The “Competitiveness” Intangible – Tom Brady Wisdom (15:10–17:40)
- Covino recounts a remark from Tom Brady: Brady noted that traditional stats don’t measure competitiveness—his key to success despite average combine numbers.
Covino (16:25): "There was never any measurement for my competitiveness. And I think people always underestimated that."
Rich (17:07): "There is the intangible...and it's the most important intangible in life."
- Debate: The hosts agree: analytics and scouting can't quantify drive, desire, and competitive will, calling it “the one blind spot in assessing players.”
- Listener take: The story resonates with callers as a universal truth across fields—not just in sports.
3. Words of Wisdom: “True Intelligence...” (18:16–19:19, 18:50)
- Regular segment with “Big Mike”: Listeners must repeat Mike’s “word of wisdom” verbatim to win a prize.
Big Mike (18:50): “True intelligence is using what you know to make it look like you knew it all along.”
- Several callers (20:06, 22:04, 48:52) attempt and finally succeed in recalling the quote for a prize—a playful moment for the audience and hosts.
4. C&R Audience Stories: Brushing Shoulders with Greatness (20:06–23:25; 49:31–51:49)
- Multiple listeners share tales of...
- Playing pool with legendary players (Efren Reyes)
- Standing next to tall NBA stars (Wembanyama, Shaq)
- Experiencing music virtuosos up close
- Getting a handshake from Dr. J
- Racing in a NASCAR with a pro
- A recurring insight: These experiences highlight the chasm between the truly elite and the merely "pretty good," sparking both humility and admiration.
5. Midweek Major: Sports & Pop Culture Headlines (30:23–40:03)
The “Midweek Major” segment rates hot stories as "mid," "weak," or "major." Highlights this week:
- Jalen Brown's hairline incident (32:37):
- Social media clowns him after hair dye rubs off on another player’s jersey.
- Brown leans in, jokes about a transplant, and calls LeBron for advice.
Covino (33:54): "We need to normalize guys wanting to look their best...Guy dyes his hair, it’s a big deal."
- World Series Concessions Price Surge (34:39):
- Dodger Stadium’s extravagant menu: surf & turf nachos, $200 tomahawk steak, blue tortillas; hosts debate if this is "major" or just excessive.
Rich (35:11): "You’re at the World Series, you break out the big menu."
- Royalty vs. Local Legends (36:44):
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle get Sandy Koufax and Magic Johnson’s front-row World Series seats; hosts (and LA) bristle at the snub.
Rich (37:07): "F. Royalty! Magic Johnson, take your seat back."
- Tom Brady Launches Production Venture (39:12):
- Fox Sports invests in Brady’s Shadow Lion studio for new original content.
Covino (39:41): "Anything Tom Brady related is major…he’s the GOAT."
6. Lighter Moments, Banter, and Audience Interaction
- Covino humorously admits his ego comes out when invited on amateur podcasts (06:33), poking fun at himself.
- Ongoing jokes about styling, celebrity transformations, and the "Hollywood glow-up" (28:25).
- Light sarcasm, self-deprecation, and playful challenges ("quote me on that") define the show’s tone.
- In-show contests and call-ins keep the energy high and interactive.
7. Pop Culture Touchstones
- Pros vs. Joes TV show nostalgia (29:40)
- Musician genius: Charlie Puth’s perfect pitch and comedic timing (13:45)
- Iconic moments in sports and music history: Van Halen live, Creed’s Tremonti guitar soloing (12:58)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
- Covino (05:28): "It's not like you have any intention on beating them, but just to...feel or experience—the greatness."
- Rich (08:04): "Imagine being on the line against Trent Williams and just being tossed like a rag doll. I wouldn't mind that."
- Covino (16:25): "[Brady said] there was never any measurement for my competitiveness. And I think people always underestimated that."
- Big Mike (18:50): "[Word of Wisdom] True intelligence is using what you know to make it look like you knew it all along."
- Rich (37:07): "F. Royalty! We don't live there. Magic Johnson, take your seat back."
- Covino (39:41): "Anything Tom Brady related is major…he's the GOAT. Anything he says, you know, we listen to."
- Rich (49:46): "I'm a proud Syracuse grad...I went shot for shot [with David Wells]...coolest guy ever."
Key Segments & Timestamps
| Segment | Timestamps | |-------------------------------------- |-------------------| | Opening Banter/Set-up | 03:20–05:11 | | Measuring Up (challenges to pros) | 05:11–14:55 | | Tom Brady & Competitiveness | 15:10–17:40 | | Words of Wisdom Contest | 18:16–19:19; 48:52| | Audience’s Stories: Greatness | 20:06–23:25; 49:31| | Midweek Major (headlines & takes) | 30:23–40:03 | | Sports Updates & Wrap-up | 40:08–42:37 | | Closing Banter/Calls | 42:44–51:49 |
Final Takeaways
- The gulf between ordinary and legendary is not just physical or technical—it's mental, emotional, even spiritual (“the intangible”).
- “Competitiveness” is the greatest unmeasured trait of all elite performers.
- Encountering greatness, whether in sports or other fields, is both humbling and inspiring.
- Listener engagement and pop culture humor are foundational to the show’s energy and charm.
This episode is a must-listen or must-read for sports fans, anyone interested in the psychology of competition, and those who relish the fine line between sports, pop culture, and everyday life.