The Dan Patrick Show — C&R: Rich Hates Everything Eagles!

Podcast: The Dan Patrick Show (Covino & Rich segment)
Date: January 8, 2026
Location: Live from Las Vegas

Episode Overview

This episode spotlights Rich’s notorious disdain for all things Philadelphia Eagles—a stance that sparks lively banter with co-host Covino and others. Broadcasting live from Las Vegas, the hosts dissect the lead-up to the Niners vs. Eagles NFL playoff game, debate fanbase reputations (especially the Eagles’), and toss around Super Bowl MVP odds. The show maintains a humorous, energetic tone while providing sharp commentary on sports, pop culture, and even a dash of pizza criticism.

Main Themes & Purpose

• Rich’s escalating irritation with Eagles fans ahead of the big playoff matchup.
• Discussion of sports fandom, team loyalty, and rivalries—especially focusing on Philadelphia.
• Examination and critique of public perceptions and betting odds for the NFL playoffs.
• Side debates on cultural staples like New York pizza and the ever-present theme of sports-rooted “man cards.”

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rich’s “Man Card” Revoked Over Pizza (01:26–05:44)

• Setting: The guys begin with Vegas antics, quickly segueing into a dispute about Rich’s New York credibility.
• Rich, a self-professed East Coaster, is mocked for patting grease off his pizza and for claiming it gave him a "tummy ache."
  • Covino jabs: “You can’t claim your East Coast roots and say pizza gave you a tummy ache.” (04:26)
• The debate devolves into whether real New Yorkers use toppings or not, with the consensus being, “Good pizza doesn’t need toppings.” (05:35)
• This playful ribbing sets a light, combative tone that carries through the episode.

2. Fun Facts and Warm-Up Banter (06:13–07:55)

• The hosts riff on the rarity of green as a professional sports color, noting that if the Oakland A’s change identity upon moving to Vegas, MLB could lose its only team with green.
• Leads into the true focus: Rich’s anti-Eagles tirade.

3. Why Does Rich Hate the Eagles? (08:01–15:29)

• Rich, a Niners fan, singles out Philadelphia Eagles fans as the main source of his aggravation.
  • “Their fans reminds me of the Yankees in the '90s. I never really hated the team. It’s the fans.” (08:01)
  • Rich finds Eagles fans “arrogant,” “obnoxious” and “chirping loud,” claiming they underestimate his Niners and provoke him online.
• Covino and crew challenge and validate: Philadelphia is described as a passionate, historic sports town. Covino notes: “You sure you want to pick a fight with the rowdiest fans?” (12:38)
• Rich goes even harder: “That fan base deserves nothing more than misery this weekend… All these jabronis with cheese whiz dripping down their cheek… I say to you, Philadelphia, you sure?” (12:17)

4. Exploring Fandom Rivalry & Fanbase Behavior (15:22–16:21)

• Rich laments that the Niners went from being Super Bowl favorites to underdogs after one bad game.
• He slams Eagles confidence: “My biggest problem is that a week ago everyone… was talking about my 49ers like they’re a legit contender. They pooped the bed at home against the Seahawks… but does that mean they got no chance in Philly?” (15:29)
• The group agrees the Niners deserve more respect, despite recent stumbles.

5. Passion vs. Delusion & The Importance of Beating Rivals (17:41–20:15)

• Rich admits he doesn’t expect the Niners to win it all but targeting the Eagles is personal and would make his season:
  • “The little victories sometimes matter more. And beating the Eagles would make me so damn happy.” (18:30)
• The crew discusses the fans’ emotions around defeating rivals, even if a championship seems unlikely.

6. Philadelphia Sports Fans—Worst Fanbase? (27:32–31:22)

• In banter with callers (like Kelvin from Indy), they debate whether Philly sports fans are the worst in pro sports or just the most passionate.
  • Notable point: Philadelphia’s stadium famously has a jail to handle unruly fans.
• Rich doesn’t back down: “Philly fans are the worst fan base.” (27:42)

7. Callers & Community Weigh In (28:08–33:03)

• Several callers—including Mo (Niners fan with an Eagles-fan wife) and Kelvin—share stories of Philly fans' intensity and offer advice on handling intra-household rivalries.
• Humorous advice: “Man of the house doesn’t sleep on the couch.” (28:41)

8. Super Bowl MVP Odds & Playoff Analysis (42:09–46:33)

• Discussion moves to Super Bowl MVP betting lines—DraftKings odds reviewed:
  • Notably, Brock Purdy (Niners QB) is listed low (“14th on this list”), adding to Rich’s sense of disrespect.
  • Best value pick suggested: Trevor Lawrence (+1700, seventh best odds) as a possible bargain.
  • Jalen Hurts (Eagles QB) is panned: “He’s not even going to be playing after this weekend. So get rid of Jalen Hurts. He’s trash.” (44:33)
• Trevor Lawrence’s viral off-field exploits shared to showcase his “loose” play and growing reputation (45:19).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Covino on Rich’s pizza habits and “man card”:
  “You can’t claim your east coast roots and say pizza gave you a tummy ache.” (04:26)
• Rich, on Eagles fans:
  “That fan base deserves nothing more than misery this weekend… All these jabronis with cheese whiz dripping down their cheek on their fat ass belly, dripping down their mustache.” (12:17)
• Covino on Philadelphia fans' reputation:
  “You sure you want to pick a fight with the most rowdiest fans?” (12:38)
• Banter about Philly and New York:
  “Philly’s a weak ass town. Philly’s like New York.” (09:47, Rich)
• Caller Kelvin on Philly fans:
  “Philadelphia fans are by far the most horrible fans. I ain’t gonna say the horrible fan, but they’re the roughest fan… I think Philadelphia is the only stadium that has a jail in the basement.” (30:45)
• On fandom priorities:
  “Sometimes, you know you’re not going to win first prize, but you just want to beat someone else.” (12:10, Rich)
• On bet odds:
  “Jalen Hurts at +1500… he’s not even going to be playing after this weekend. So get rid of Jalen Hurts. He’s trash.” (44:33)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Rich’s New York “man card” revoked — 01:26–05:44
• Green as a sports color / fun fact — 06:13–07:55
• Rich’s Eagles rant starts — 08:01
• Fan culture, rivalry, Philly fans debate — 09:47–16:21
• Rich’s ideal: Eliminating the Eagles — 17:41–20:15
• Are Philly fans the worst? — 27:32–31:22
• Callers weigh in, advice for divided households — 28:08–33:03
• Super Bowl MVP odds & analysis — 42:09–46:33

Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, humorous, deeply opinionated, and occasionally abrasive.
• All in good fun: debate, ribbing, and sports passion, but never mean-spirited.

Summary

Rich spends much of the episode venting his frustration toward Eagles fans, characterizing them as the “most obnoxious” in sports—echoed by some listeners and pushed back on by his co-hosts. The Eagles/Niners rivalry, upcoming playoffs, and the psychology of sports loyalty are dissected, while football and pop culture lines blur. Super Bowl MVP odds reflect a perceived disrespect for the 49ers, fueling further banter. Throughout, the show’s signature mix of sarcasm, humor, and listener participation keeps the discussion lively and relatable, especially for fans loaded with their own team loyalties and grudges.