The Dan Patrick Show (Covino and Rich)
Episode: C&R - Salads Tossed, Cowboys, Bottles Popped
Date: November 5, 2025
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts & Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Episode Overview
This lively episode of Covino & Rich dives into the lighter and wilder side of sports and pop culture following a huge sports weekend. The hosts, Steve Covino and Rich Davis, riff on topics like oddly specific food orders, wild baseball shenanigans, memorable moments from the Dodgers’ World Series parade, and the ongoing struggles of the Dallas Cowboys. Featuring plenty of humor, fan interaction, and original takes, the episode highlights the characters, controversies, and quirks that make sports fandom so much fun.
Main Discussion Points & Insights
1. Salads Tossed and the Art of Special Requests
[03:53–11:18]
- Covino tells a story about being “the only guy” at his favorite LA lunch spot who asks for his salad to be tossed, sparking much riffing on the literal and innuendo-laden connotations.
- Quote: “She looked me dead in the eye… ‘You’re the only guy that asks for his salad tossed.’” – Steve Covino [09:03]
- They debate why restaurants don’t just do small requests for customers (“Why do I got to go home and do the work for you?” – Covino [09:43]), leading to a broader discussion of other dining pet peeves (like cold, hard butter for toast).
- The segment becomes a nexus for their brand of playful self-deprecation and banter, with Covino wrestling with being memorable for the “wrong” reasons—his quirks and “pain in the ass” status.
2. Kiké Hernandez: Baseball’s Party Animal
[12:06–17:47]
- Focus shifts to Dodgers’ cult-hero Kiké Hernandez, who’s in the news thanks to a viral photo involving him clowning around with a teammate’s tattooed posterior.
- Quote: “Here I am thinking, they all like me, and they know me because I’m a swell fella. But it’s because I’m the only guy that asks for what I find to be an obvious request.” – Covino [10:00]
- They reminisce about his previous antics (the “banana rally,” “butt hat,” and Conor McGregor impressions).
- Quote: “He did his Conor McGregor thing… he went crazy yesterday. Dropped the mic.” – Covino [14:27]
- Rich and Covino celebrate the need for wild-card personalities in baseball, comparing Kiké to other notorious characters (Nick Swisher, Jesse Winker).
- Segment runs through a comical whodunit about whose butt is featured in the viral photo, with wild speculation, “analysis” of clues, and much laughter.
- Quote: “We’re here to tell you: it’s Blake Snell’s ass. Mystery solved.” – Covino [15:28] (though later, they admit it’s still unconfirmed)
3. The Dodgers: Dynasty and Parade Celebrations
[18:24–19:51], [31:09–36:35]
- The hosts recap the Dodgers’ post-World Series parade, praising both stars and unsung “glue guys,” highlighting Hernandez’s electric presence and the team’s party-like camaraderie.
- Quote: “He got that crowd so pumped up, took the ownership of their legacy, dropped the mic, made some jokes, did the Conor McGregor strut. It was awesome. You got to applaud that.” – Covino [17:47]
- They break down why the Dodgers are truly a dynasty and highlight the importance of role players and big personalities.
- Quote: “This Dodgers team is special for so many different reasons... those glue guys, that’s what made this.” – Matt (caller) [33:39]
4. Baseball’s "Comeback" and TV Ratings
[18:40–19:30]
- Hosts push back on “baseball is dying” narratives, citing strong World Series viewership numbers.
- Quote: “People still have the gall... to say baseball’s not popping. Are you kidding me?” – Covino [19:04]
5. NFL Monday Night Recap: The Dallas Cowboys are ‘Ass’
[19:51–22:25]
- The Dallas Cowboys’ embarrassing loss to the Arizona Cardinals is roasted.
- Quote: “The Dallas Cowboys, like I said, it’s an ass Tuesday. From tossing salad to Kiké Hernandez to the Cowboys, Cowboys are just ass.” – Covino [19:31]
- The hosts analyze the game, lamenting Dallas’ offensive woes and lack of inspiration.
- Detours include Covino’s “conspiracy” that time has moved faster since 2020 and general sporting malaise.
6. Sports Talk Culture, Stephen A. Smith, and the ‘We’ Phenomenon
[22:25–24:27], [51:54–53:01]
- The show explores whether Jerry Jones should engage with Stephen A. Smith given the latter’s relentless Cowboys trolling.
- “Jerry Jones knows it’s a shtick... but still, if someone made fun of something you were part of constantly?” – Rich [23:27]
- Spirited debate about fans using “we” when referring to their teams.
- Quote: “You can’t say ‘we won’... but as a fan-base: ‘Hey, we signed Juan Soto’—I’m ok with that.” – Rich [52:27]
7. Calls & Listener Feedback: Celebrating As a Fan
[49:51–53:44]
- Listeners chime in, one noting, “That ass is a representation of the Dallas Cowboys” [35:24].
- Discussion of fan celebrations—some, like Danny G’s brother, go as far as “popping bottles” at home after a championship win (even with goggles and covering the furniture).
- Quote: “Are you rocking goggles? Are you putting out the tarps... like Danny G’s brother?” – Covino [49:55]
- The guys compare fan traditions ("jumping in the pool," "popping bottles," "the ‘we’ talk") and whether or not it's too much.
8. NFL Trade Deadline & Tom Brady News
[38:05–41:14]
- Isaac Lohen Cron provides a news update, with major NFL trades, including Sauce Gardner to the Colts and Quinnen Williams to the Cowboys.
- Quote: “The Jets now have five first round draft picks to mess up over the next...excuse me, five first round picks to try and improve their roster.” – Isaac Lohen Cron [39:37]
- Offbeat note: Tom Brady cloned his late dog; reactions range from “aww” to “wtf.” [39:55]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “I’m the only guy that asks for his salad tossed...” – Steve Covino [09:03]
- On Cowboys: “Cowboys are just ass.” – Covino [19:31]
- On Kiké Hernandez: “He’s always been the character on the team... Not only is he likable; he seems to be that wild guy every team needs.” – Covino [14:27]
- On celebration: “Are you rocking goggles? Are you putting out the tarps... like Danny G’s brother?” – Covino [49:55]
- On ‘we’ in fandom: “You can’t say ‘we won,’... but as a fan-base: ‘Hey, we signed Juan Soto’—I’m ok with that.” – Rich [52:27]
- Caller: “That ass is a reputation representation of the Dallas Cowboys. That’s what it is.” – Matt [35:24]
- On Tom Brady’s dog clone: “This falls directly in the middle of aww and wtf.” – Isaac Lohen Cron [39:55]
Important Timestamps
- 03:53 – 11:18: Covino’s salad story and dining pet peeves
- 12:06 – 17:47: Kiké Hernandez’s shenanigans, the famous butt photo, and why baseball needs quirky dudes
- 18:24 – 19:51: Dodgers dynasty, World Series parade, and Dodgers’ glue-guy culture
- 19:51 – 22:25: Cowboys’ Monday Night meltdown and time-flying since 2020 riff
- 38:05 – 41:14: NFL trade deadline updates; Tom Brady clones dog (!)
- 49:51 – 53:44: Popping bottles at home, wild fan celebrations, and the “we” debate
Tone & Style
High-energy, irreverent, and witty—with playful banter, sports hot takes, and pop culture references. The hosts blend inside jokes, self-effacing humor, and authentic fandom, making both casual listeners and die-hard sports fans feel included.
For New Listeners
If you missed the episode, you’ll leave with:
- A hilarious window into hyper-specific fan and food quirks
- Highlights from the Dodgers’ dynasty parade and what makes a loveable sports character
- NFL trade news and culture talk, including the Tom Brady clone-dog curveball
- An appreciation for how sports fandom can be both communal and totally absurd
Skip recaps, tune in for the laughs, and remember: “If you want to watch what we’re doing, youtube.com/@covinoenrichFSR…” [05:04]