The Dan Patrick Show: C&R - Smash Hangs, Smash Burgers, Smash Bills Tables

Date: September 19, 2025
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Hosts: Covino & Rich (Covino and Rich), with guests and callers

Episode Overview

This lively episode centers on two fun themes: iconic fictional “hangouts” from TV and movies people wish they could visit, and National Cheeseburger Day—perfectly blending nostalgia, humor, and a love for food. The show invites listeners to weigh in with their own favorite fictional spots, debates the best cheeseburgers, and sets the stage for the evening’s NFL matchup between the Bills and Dolphins. Throughout, Covino & Rich keep the energy up with fast-paced banter, memorable references, and audience interaction.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Real-Life Central Perk & Fictional Hangouts (05:13–26:03)

• Opening Theme: Inspired by the news that Central Perk from Friends has become a real café in New York City, Covino & Rich kick off a roundtable asking:
  What fictional TV/movie hangouts do you wish you could visit in real life?
• Quick Hits:
  • Covino admits: “I didn’t watch Friends, but I know the references.” (05:16)
  • Rich: “It was the biggest TV show as far as ratings, other than MAS*H.” (05:34)
• Listener and Host Picks:
  • Star Wars: Mos Eisley Cantina (07:08, 08:43)
  • The Sopranos: Satriale’s and Bada Bing (08:06–08:43)
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Krab (09:00)
  • Silver Spoons house, Fresh Prince’s pool house, Three’s Company’s Regal Beagle (10:14–11:01)
  • Happy Days: Arnold’s, What’s Happening!!: Rob’s Place (12:16–12:26)
  • How I Met Your Mother: MacLaren’s, Married… with Children: Jiggly Room (13:13–13:34)
  • Martin: Nipsey’s, The Jamie Foxx Show: King’s Tower lounge (13:58–14:11)
  • X-Files: Mulder and Scully’s office (14:27–15:03)
  • Willy Wonka: Candy room (15:22–16:04)
  • Saved by the Bell: The Max (16:20, 19:50)
  • The Simpsons: Moe’s Tavern, Family Guy: The Drunken Clam (16:49–17:08)
  • Cheers, Seinfeld: Monk’s Café (17:17–17:45)
  • Pee-wee’s Playhouse, Back to the Future: Doc Brown’s house, The Brady Bunch house (18:14–19:19)
  • Melrose Place pool (21:02–21:15)
  • Addams Family: Gomez’s vault, Munsters house, I Love Lucy: Tropicana Club (22:25–23:20)
  • Dazed and Confused: The Emporium, The Goonies: Fratelli’s Restaurant/Lighthouse Lounge (23:46–24:28)
  • Batman (1966): Batcave, Dukes of Hazzard: Boar's Nest (24:50–25:10)

Quote – Listener Tim (on Star Wars) [07:08]: “Most idly Cantina from Star Wars. ... You go there and you’re just totally immersed in it. ... Me and my new wife became big Disney guys now.”

• Reflection on Pop-Up Experiences:
  Covino notes the fun and nostalgia of pop-up replicas (e.g., The Max from Saved by the Bell) and encourages parents to take kids when possible.

  “It is kind of cool, right? ... They replicated the cartoon house, and it was pretty cool.” (20:30)

• Addams Family Trivia:
  Iowa Sam points out it debuted on this day in 1964 (23:04), with Rich adding, “You must have felt the vibe… your inner Uncle Fester.” (23:13)

2. National Cheeseburger Day & Burger Debates (32:12–36:49)

• Burger Chat Launch:
  Covino pivots into rapid-fire calls, asking both for favorite fictional hangouts and go-to cheeseburger spots in honor of the day.

  • Total Recall: Bar with the three-breasted woman
  • Casablanca: Rick’s Café Americain [33:02]
  • Alf: Hanging with ALF on Melmac [34:03]

• Favorite Burger Spots:

  • Hometown Burgers (NM)
  • McDonald’s, McDowell’s (Coming to America reference)
  • Pawtucket House of Pizza (RI)
  • Local spot “Let’s Smash” (LA)

• Discussion on Smash Burgers:
  Rich notes the recent “rage” for smash burgers:

  “Are you always opting for, like, the southwest one that always has, like, pepper jack with bacon and jalapeno?” (34:45) Covino adds: “The Western bacon cheeseburger—actually got me [off] my lazy fat ass … I might get one tonight, Rich.” (35:44)

3. Sports & NFL Talk: Bills vs. Dolphins Preview (39:43–51:55)

• NFL Focus:
  Conversation shifts to the upcoming Bills vs. Dolphins Thursday Night Football matchup as Dan Beyer and J. Stu check in live from Buffalo, immersed in the “Bills Mafia” tailgate scene.
• Field Report – Dan Beyer in Buffalo:
  • Describes a young, energetic crowd (“20- to 30-year-old fan base – haven’t seen it like this”; 47:05)
  • Notes the atmosphere is college-like, with tailgates stretching a mile out.

Quote – Dan Beyer (on crowd vibe) [47:05]: “The thing that strikes me most about it is how young these fans are ... it feels like a college atmosphere but even more.”

• Game Talk:
  • Recaps Buffalo’s dominance over Miami in recent years.
  • Offers betting tips: Rich suggests a teaser bet (Dolphins +17.5, Over 44 points) due to Buffalo’s injuries (50:59).
  • Wing report: Dan reports indulging in Buffalo wings, planning more rounds during their brief trip (“all wings for the 60 hours we’re here”). (51:26)

Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Fictional Hangout Fantasy:

  “Let’s be honest, seeing the places from movies or TV as a real thing is just cool—nostalgia, man. It’s a trip.” – Covino (16:04)

• Burger Debate Humor:

  “McDowell’s has the golden arcs. ... That’s where I’d love to go.” – Covino (33:24)

• On Missing Classic Shows:

  “I don’t think I’ve seen one episode of Fresh Prince. … I was on the prowl, bro.” – Covino (09:49)

• NFL Tailgate Energy:

  “It is an amazing night in Buffalo … tailgate after tailgate after tailgate.” – Dan Beyer (46:55)

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment | |----------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 05:13 | Central Perk news & launch of “fictional hangouts” discussion | | 07:08 | Listener Tim: Star Wars Cantina pick | | 10:14 | Hosts: Three’s Company’s Regal Beagle, Silver Spoons, etc. | | 12:16 | 80s/90s sitcom hangouts: Arnold’s, Rob’s Place | | 16:49 | Animated classics: Moe’s Tavern, Drunken Clam | | 17:17 | Cheers & Monks (Seinfeld) | | 20:30 | Real-life pop-up shop nostalgia | | 23:20 | Addams Family, Munsters, I Love Lucy | | 24:50 | Batman Batcave, Dukes of Hazzard Boar’s Nest | | 32:12 | Burger joint calls & cheeseburger chat | | 35:44 | Covino: Carl’s Jr. “Western Bacon Cheeseburger” story | | 39:43 | MLB: Baseball first (shift violation), Kershaw retirement | | 46:36 | Dan Beyer reports live from Bills-Mafia tailgate, Buffalo | | 50:59 | Betting picks and “wing consumption” report |

Closing & Tone

The episode wraps with reminders about upcoming shows and games, plus the usual high-spirited camaraderie that defines Covino & Rich’s brand—mixing sports fandom, dad-joke banter, nostalgia, and interactive listener participation (“See you in the over promised land!” [51:54]).

Summary Takeaway

This episode is a perfect example of why Covino & Rich stands out: equal parts sports talk, pop-culture nerd-out, and food-fueled humor, all with a heavy dose of listener engagement. Whether you crave ‘90s sitcom references, NFL tailgate energy, or burger debates, it’s all smashed together in a fun, fast hour.