C&R- Tom Brady, Above the Law

Summary

The Dan Patrick Show – Covino & Rich: "Tom Brady, Above the Law"

Date: August 28, 2025
Podcast: The Dan Patrick Show (Covino & Rich segment)
Hosts: Steve Covino, Rich Davis, and crew

Episode Overview

In this lively, humor-filled episode, Covino & Rich debate the unwritten etiquette of event tickets in relationships (“Do you have to go with your S.O. if you don’t care about the act?”) and dive into Tom Brady’s ever-expanding privileges as Fox’s star analyst and NFL owner—asking: Is he truly “above the law”? Listener calls, sports culture tangents, and some classic locker-room banter are on full display, making for a blend of relatable dilemmas and inside sports media chatter.

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Key Sections & Timestamps

• [04:46] Ticket Etiquette Debate: Who goes, and do you have to go at all?
• [07:00-14:40] Listener Calls: Real-world dilemmas and advice
• [16:00] “Above the Law” Discussion: Tom Brady special treatment
• [29:13] Midweek Major: Sports & pop culture headlines
• [47:01] Fantasy Football Hypothetical

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Ticket Etiquette: Do You Have to Go?

Starts: [04:46]

Segment Summary

The show opens with Rich’s relationship dilemma: If one partner buys event tickets (e.g., Jonas Brothers, Wrestlemania), is it expected you go together, or can the recipient take a more enthusiastic friend? The guys riff about unwritten relationship rules, then toss the question to callers who share personal stories of ticket awkwardness.

Notable Calls & Quotes

• Steve from Louisiana

  • Scenario: Girlfriend gifts Ravens vs. Chiefs tickets; he assumes he’ll go with a buddy. She’s offended, but he points out he didn’t want to join her for Chris Brown and thought she’d take a friend.
  • Rich: “I think you gotta say, ‘Hey, I thought you bought it for me and my buddy. But yeah, of course, I’d love to go with you.’ …You gotta go with her in this case because she clearly… was hoping you chose her.” [07:00]
  • Covino, on family dynamics: “Let’s say I got Yankee playoff tickets. Do I go with my girlfriend? Do I go with my daughter? ... It’s a whole situation, dude.” [07:20]

• Woody from Virginia

  • Scenario: Tickets bought before a breakup—who gets them?
  • Covino: “I went on a vacation once with a girl, after we broke up… it was miserable, it was sexless, it was funless, it was everything-less.” [10:10]

• David’s Cautionary Tale

  • Story: Buys wife Coldplay tickets, tells her to take anyone—she picks her boss, goes viral on social.
  • Covino: “There can be unforeseen consequences if you don’t go.” [11:17]

Hosts’ Final Advice

• Covino: “I’d say, Here you go. I’m willing to go with you, of course, but take who you want… I want her to have fun.” [12:21]
• Rich: “Give the person… Hey, babe, I was able to get two [tickets]. I’d love to go, but if you think going with one of your girlfriends would provide more of a fun time for you… do that. But I’m always down for a fun time.” [14:13]

Memorable Moment

• Covino’s All-Star Game story:
  Chooses his brother over his (now ex-)wife for a historic Yankees moment:
  “Imagine if I took her. What a wasted opportunity… You want to take someone that actually cares about the moment.” [13:30]

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“Above the Law”: Tom Brady & Big Name Privilege

Starts: [16:00]

Segment Summary

News drops that Tom Brady, now both a broadcaster and a Raiders part-owner, will be allowed in NFL production meetings—where he could gain competitive info about other teams. C&R question the fairness and ponder how, in sports and business, certain “stars” get special treatment.

Discussion Highlights & Quotes

• Rich: “Tom Brady who just breaks the rules and then makes his own.” [16:56]
• Covino: “Not everyone is Tom mother-effing Brady… If you’re important enough, they’ll figure it out.” [19:06, 22:32]
• Rich: “When it comes to… the workplace, everyone, and deservedly so, deserves to be equal. But that’s just not simply true as far as talent goes.” [17:56]

Example Comparisons

• Roger Clemens only pitching home games late in career—“Because he’s Roger Clemens and you’re not.” [21:03]
• Media mega-stars exempted from corporate busywork.

Generational Pushback

• Covino: “What’s great about the younger generation… they are quick to say, ‘well, why not?’” [20:35]

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Listener Game & Comic Relief

Mike's Words of Wisdom – [15:08]

Funny contest: Listeners must recite Big Mike’s “words of wisdom”—complete with the accidental ringtone that plays during the recording—verbatim to win a Nerf football.

Big Mike (Mike’s Words of Wisdom, [15:16]): “Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.”

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Midweek Major

Segment Start: [29:13]

Co-host Danny G tosses out sports/pop culture headlines, and the panel rates them “mid” or “major.”

• Bengals’ Ring of Honor Inductees Must Pay Own Travel/Hotel
  • “They gave him an email… with, ‘here’s a group rate for the hotel’… That’s ridiculous.” – Rich [31:29]
• Outkast 'So Fresh, So Clean' Washing Machine
  • “It’s major because it’s a perfect match… It’s fun.” – Covino [33:01]
• WWE's Becky Lynch Jokes About Ozzy Osbourne’s Death
  • “Major… you’d be a little sad if a wrestling promo was taking shots at your dead pops.” – Rich [34:35]
  • “She has to make this right, meaning: look, I was doing what a heel does, but as a person, I loved your dad.” – Covino [35:07]
• Yankees Squirrel Gets a Baseball Card
  • “It’s a mid story, even though I know people love it… you think the Squirrel cares about the card?” – Covino [37:00]

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Fantasy Football: The MILF vs. Jefferson Conundrum

[47:01]

In-studio debate: Would you choose the hottest MILF you’ve ever seen or have your top fantasy football pick, Justin Jefferson, on your team?

• “If you’re gonna choose a number one fantasy draft pick over the hottest MILF that ever was… I think your love of football has gone way too far.” – Covino [49:12]
• “My fantasy is way different than my fantasy… doesn’t involve Justin Jefferson.” [49:23]

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Tone & Style

The conversation is humor-driven—full of playful ribbing, relatability, and inside jokes (“You goon burger!” “You cheese weenie.”). The hosts balance debates with personal stories and respond directly to listeners, keeping the energy lively and accessible, even when tackling sports and pop culture “hot takes.”

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Takeaways

• Ticket Etiquette: Be honest and clear. Give your partner the option to bring their best companion, but make your willingness to join them known.
• Big Name Privileges: Brady’s dual roles highlight that in sports/media, exceptional status often earns exceptional treatment—fair or not.
• Don’t Overthink “Fun”: Sometimes going to an event outside your interests can still be enjoyable—especially if you approach it with the right attitude.
• Sports Fans’ Priorities: The love of the game (or a fantasy draft pick) can create hilarious, hyperbolic dilemmas—but, as the crew concludes, life’s real “fantasies” often have nothing to do with football.

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For New Listeners

If you love sports talk with a heavy dose of humor, relationship banter, and honest listener interaction, this Covino & Rich episode is a perfect sampler. The show flows conversationally, moving quickly from real-life dilemmas to larger debates about sports celebrity culture—all with wit and plenty of personality.

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End of Summary

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It's all free. You know, they say nothing in life is free. This actually is. This is.

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You know what I love?

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It's free.

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It's free. But I love, like, let's say I missed the afternoon Yankees win today, 11 to 2. Right? I love the condensed version of the games. You can always hear the condensed version of our show. The Best of is up there every day. And the best of the week on Saturday, super producer Danny G. Puts it up.

[C]

What does he do? Cut out my bad jokes?

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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Your best of the week is eight minutes long.

[A]

Yeah, it's only six minutes, guys. You'll love it. Perfect. So we're gonna wrap up with your phone calls and I'm gonna give you the answer, the conclusion as to what to do in this situation. Again, this is ticket etiquette. If I buy my girlfriend tickets to see the Jonas brothers next month, September 6th, into it dome.

[C]

The question is, should you wear your purity ring?

[A]

Do I have to go? No. Right? Like, and vice versa. She buys you tickets to something. She doesn't care. I bought you Wrestlemania tickets. Like you want to coach your buddy sometimes. How do you handle these situations, these dilemmas? Or is it implied that you're going with her? We'll wrap it up with your phone calls and then my answer. And then we're going to play a game.

[G]

All right?

[A]

We're going to play Mike's Wednesday Words.

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Of wisdom again to prove that this is a dilemma people face. Look ringside, look courtside, look right by the dugouts. Look at the 50 yard line of every big game or event. There's a lot of apathetic people along for the ride.

[A]

Yes. And. And they're wasted tickets.

[C]

And you could say that like I. You go to the super bowl, which I've been lucky enough to go to. Right. You look around and there's a lot of people that are there just because they're. They're a wife or a husband of someone that came along, a corporate sponsor that doesn't care, and it's aggravating to real fans. So I get what you're saying. You'd be taking up.

[A]

Don't take away my final answer. Okay, let's go to the phones.

[C]

Let's say hi to Steve in Louisiana. Hello? Hey, Steve. Steve.

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Hey, Steve. Hello.

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Steve's Lava Chicken. What's up, bud?

[G]

What's going on, guys? So I just kind of need you guys opinion on the situation. I have a little bit of everything going on. So. I've been with my girl five years. We're not married yet. I'm proposing soon. Anniversary is the fifth. She buys me tickets to Baltimore Ravens, Kansas City. I'm assuming that, you know, I'm in. I mean, I'm thinking that's my gift. I tell my best friend about it, we're pumped. I tell her, you know, the plans, everything like that. She kind of gets upset. But on the other side of the coin, for her, for my different anniversary, I got her tickets to go see Chris Brown and I don't want to go, so I just assumed she was taking a friend, which she is. I just want to know what the guys think.

[A]

Like if she was upset. I think you gotta say, hey, I thought you bought it for me and my buddy. But yeah, of course I'd love to go with you. I think you gotta go with her in this case because she clearly made it obvious that she wanted to go with you or was hoping you chose her.

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You gotta make sure Chris Brown doesn't pull your girl up on stage.

[A]

Yeah. Unfortunately, in your situation, I think now you got to go with her. And by the way, this never gets easy, man. You know, I co parent and I have a whole situation going on now. It's sometimes, let's say I got Yankee playoff tickets. Do I go with my girlfriend? Do I go with my daughter? Right. Because then my daughter's like, you're not gonna take me. It's a whole situation, dude. And remember, tickets usually come in tickets.

[C]

With all due respect to your daughter, your girlfriend wore like a Dodgers hat at times. And you. You. When she went to the World Series with you, you made her wear a Yankees hat. But she's not a Yankees fan. Your daughter was raised a Yankees fan.

[A]

Yeah. So it's always. It's always a dilemma. And we try to turn dilemmas into the lemonade. Let's go to the next call.

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Let's go to West Virginia. What's up, Dave?

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Hey, can you hear me?

[C]

We can hear you loud and clear. What's up, buddy boy?

[G]

Okay, so my wife and I are Both in our 60s, and our 35th anniversary was right around a Donny Osmond concert in Wheeling at the Capitol Theater that holds about 2,200 people. And so I got her tickets. She loved Donny Osmond as a teenager. And here was my dilemma. For 20 out of 2200 people, it was me and maybe 99 other guys and a bunch of 60 year old screaming women at a Donny Osmond concert.

[C]

To me, you look like a really supportive good guy to be there, to be honest with you.

[A]

Fun fact. Do you know the Osmonds have one of the most famous metal songs that inspired the likes of Ozzy Osbourne and other metal legends? It's called Crazy Horses. Look it up. It's the Osmond's true story.

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Can I tell you guys a time where I went with my wife to something and I actually did want to be there, but people thought I was reluctantly there. I got to sit in the audience of the Bachelor after the final rose.

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I've seen footage of this.

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You're a cheese weenie. You love this.

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I'm the only. Let me refer. I was the only straight dude there and.

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And you loved every.

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And I loved every second of it.

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Yeah.

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But. Yeah, sometimes I feel like it's the. The experience for you and your significant other, but I get it. You get two ball game tickets. I get why you wouldn't want to go to a Joe Bros. Concert. Let's say hi to Woody in Virginia. Hey, Woody.

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Hey, guys. I got another wrinkle for you. What if you're in a relationship dating for a while, you guys kind of like the same things, do the same things. And you get tickets for something, concert at the Sphere or a festival or 60th anniversary of the Grateful Dead or whatever. And between that time and now, you guys kind of part and separate ways. Who. Who gets them?

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That's a good one. That is a good one. I think whoever paid for don't go together.

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I went on a vacation once with a girl, like, sort of after we broke up, because it was like, well, we. We paid for it.

[A]

You booked a vacation.

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We booked a vacation, and we still went. And when I tell you it was miserable, it was sexless, it was funless, it was everything less.

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No fun was had.

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You look around the resort, everyone else is in love, and you're like, I hate you.

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You didn't tell her you needed lots of closure.

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I was like, oh, my God, I hate you.

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Well, that's also. That's also the same feeling, the same way you looked at other couples having fun and loving each other, and you guys were hating each other. If I went to this Jonas Brothers concert, I'd be looking at everyone else having the best time while I wasn't, you know? And I'm not saying I don't like them, and I can have fun, but I'm not into them. So who else do we got? David, we'll wrap it with you, and I'll tell you why you need to do what I did. I'll explain. What up, David?

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Hey, guys. Thanks for taking the call. I can see both sides. I don't think you have to go, necessarily, but I think there can be unforeseen consequences if you don't. Case in point, about a month ago, I bought my. My wife tickets to her favorite band. She knows that I'm not into that band at all. So I buy her, go up to her, and I say, hey, babe, here's two Coldplay tickets. Take whoever you'd like. And you would not believe what I saw on social media the next morning.

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That's funny.

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That is really great. I appreciate it. I love how he set that up so naturally. I know. So good. Wow. They went viral.

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Wow.

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So weird.

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She took her boss. I'm looking at Jonas Brothers songs, and I know that's not the point, but I don't think it would hurt you to sit through it.

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Waffle.

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Waffle House.

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Here's how.

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Leave before you let me. You know these. You've heard him in the supermarket or a club or bar or something.

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I don't think I do. Yeah, I mean, do you know Crazy Horses by the Osmonds? I don't think you do. Ozzy Osmond the same way. Ozzy Osmond? Yes, the same way. I don't know Joe Bros. I don't, but I respect them. We've interviewed him. They're called dudes.

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Sam, can you play Waffle House by the Jonas Brothers? I feel like Kavito knows that song. Or play any Jonas Brothers, for that matter.

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I'm more of a Nighthop guy.

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Bro.

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Let me finish my story.

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Go on. So he could play Joe Rose in the background.

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I'll present them. Thank you for the answers. We all have these dilemmas sometimes. What my plan is, if I'm able to snag two of them. Right.

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Could I go with her?

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I know you want to because you're a goon burger.

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We just lost a third of our listeners.

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I know he revels at this stuff, but I would say, here you go. I'm willing to go with you, of course, but take who you want. In fact, you want to take one of your girlfriends, that's totally cool with me because she knows I'm not into it and I want her to have fun. I'm not going to be having the same fun her and her girlfriend would.

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I understand that.

[A]

So my offer is there, but take who you want. Right? Make it very clear is what we established. But here's what I'm telling you. Back in 2009, in my previous life, my previous relationship, my ex bought me two tickets to see the All Star Game. The final All Star Game at the old Yankee Stadium.

[C]

Let it be known.

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Last one.

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Let it be known. He was the one that brought up his ex wife today, not me.

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Yes, that's right. Nobody. You follow? In 2009, this is before they closed down the stadium, knocked it down. This was the last All Star Game there. And I was faced with this dilemma of, oh, my God. She bought me these tickets with my own money, probably. And do I have to now take her? Do I take my brother? This is my brother. We love the Yankees. This is the last All Star Game at Yankee Stadium. So I was faced with this dilemma and I chose the road less traveled by. And that's made all the difference because I said, you know what? Thanks. I hope you don't mind, but I'm taking my brother because we grew up fans together. And looking back, imagine if I took her. What a wasted opportunity.

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Yeah, you might still be married.

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No, she didn't care about the Yankees and she's my ex for a reason, right? I took the person that appreciated it, who was an actual fan. Otherwise you wasted the ticket. You know, you want to take someone that's actually going to care about the moment. So that's my advice to you.

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The real answer. And Covino's right. I agree. When we agree, it's fact. So it's. It's a fact. The answer is simple.

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Don't waste it.

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Give the person almost the, you know, presented as such. Hey, babe, I was able to get two tickets for the Jonas Brothers. Listen, I'd love to go with you, but if you think going with one of your girlfriends would provide more of a fun time for you, I just want you, babe, to have a great time. I'll go with you. But if you want to bring Jessica, Sophia or one of your girl, do that. But hey, I'll go because I'm always down for a fun time. But that way it is in their hands.

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That's it. So we'll keep you posted. Thanks for chiming in. More feedback at Covino and Rich. And now it's time for Mike's Wednesday words of wisdom.

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Who? Mike.

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It's time for the guy that runs this place.

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I knew it.

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Just for clarification, guys, Big Mike does not run this place. He is not in charge of everything. He has no power over really anybody here. He does not run this place.

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It's Big Mike's words of wisdom on a Wednesday.

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Sometimes you just have to sit back.

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Relax, and let the train wreck itself.

[C]

Did his phone ring while he was recording?

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He had no time to re record.

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He couldn't re cut it.

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It was a one time doozy. He was like.

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That was perfect.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

I can't recreate the magic. All right, now the key to the game is you have to repeat it verbatim. Verbatim for the. I just went back and listened. That's in the recording. Does he even realize what happened? Mike, are you here still? I love it. Your phone got into words of wisd.

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It's been corrupted. I love it.

[F]

Mike can't even run his phone.

[A]

You have to recreate the ring verbatim for the prize.

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Well, you know, do it one more time real quick. We distracted. One more time. And again, like you said, call us at 87799 on Fox. If you repeat this word for word, you win a Cavino Enrich Fox Sports Radio Nerf football. Just in time for the NFL season. Sometimes you just have to sit back.

[A]

Relax and let the train wreck itself. And he's cut off short at the end. Like, I mean, his production value is terrible. So anyway, we love Mike. Now while we get the phone calls going. 87799 on Fox. Your chance to win. Let's talk about the man who thinks he's above the law. Or is he just above the law? I'm gonna add a name to the list. Is Steven Seagal. Rich Davis, who steals napkins and whatever he wants from Chipotle because no one's going to stop Rich Davis. He's above the law. And of course Tom Brady who just breaks the rules and then makes his own.

[C]

Did you just name your own dream team? Steven Seagal, Tom Brady and me.

[A]

That's right. Because the report today is the blood bank.

[G]

To the blood bank.

[A]

The NFL is now allowing Tom Brady to take part in production meetings with coaches and teams this season as per the athletic last year Tom Brady was banned for the season from the information gathering sessions as Fox Sports top broadcast analyst due to his ownership role with the Raiders. So in other words, as part owner, partial owner of the Raiders, he can't be sitting in there in production meetings with other teams and players. There's a conflict of interest.

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

Some people think that he shouldn't be allowed to do both at all. And not only is he allowed to do both, he's now allowed to sit in those meetings. So he takes these rules and sort of stomps on them because he's Tom Brady. And look, I get it. He is Tom Brady and not everybody.

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Is what we can't.

[A]

Is he just the exception? That's just it. We gotta deal with it.

[C]

When it comes to not the first.

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Rule made for him.

[C]

When it comes to gender, age, sexuality, all these things in the workplace, everyone, and deservedly so deserves to be equal. But that's just not simply true as far as talent goes.

[A]

Yeah. Not everybody fell Brady.

[C]

Like there's a big distinction between like everyone should treated equally in the workplace. My example is this. Not to call out our fellow coworkers but you know how I was. Sam, did you recently have to do one of those like not to call.

[A]

Him out but go ahead. It sounds juicy.

[C]

I will but you ever do those things here at work, Elijah, you've done them. I was Sam Lo and crown like those sexual harassment or procedural things like you know, FCC training, all these little.

[A]

I think most people that work for a big company have to fill out HR training.

[C]

Everyone knows like workday and all those nonsense websites that the intranets. I recently asked and I won't Say which show, but let's just say one of the shows where it's like the face of our network. I jokingly said, hey, does that guy do those things? And he's like, are you serious? You think that guy.

[A]

That dude doesn't even open his emails.

[C]

That guy? You think that guy even knows that exists? I go, that's what I thought. Our video guy spot is like, I.

[A]

Guarantee they have to.

[C]

I'm like, no, they don't. Because not everyone is Colin Cowherd or Dan Patrick. Not everyone is Tom mother effing Brady.

[A]

You make exceptions. Truth. I know, but things like this rub it in everybody's face.

[C]

You know what bothers me? Know what my biggest gripe. And I'll tell you what, I feel like we're making so many great cool moves here at Fox Sports Radio thanks to Elijah Sagar, the whole video team. But you go, sometimes you go to a new place and I love working here and I'm out kissing ass. Sometimes you go to a place and you'd be like, you know, we should do. You know, I have this cool idea and you'll get this response and it's my most hated response. Yeah, we don't do that here.

[A]

You know why too though? Sometimes you learn in the corporate world especially, but at the office, wherever you work, the oil patch, the factory, it's just easier to say no sometimes than actually put in the work to figure out how.

[C]

I like how you led with oil patch. Are you picturing a bunch of dudes, Canadians listening. A lot of drilling dudes listening to Steve Covino. A lot of drillers, A lot of drilling.

[A]

Oil patch. Yeah, drilling.

[C]

Cavino's talking to all those guys up in Manitoba, Canada. That's right.

[A]

I'm talking to people in Saskatchewan.

[C]

So my point is Tom Brady is the exception. I know that people hate to hear that.

[A]

Got another sports example people hate to hear.

[C]

But guess what? If Tom Brady could be the face of Fox Broadcasting and also have a part ownership role in the Raiders, they're going to make exceptions and little carve outs. I'll give you this.

[A]

People are always going to say no. And what's great about the younger generation, Rich, I'll give the weenial some credit. They are quick to say, well, why not? Well, why? Yeah, well, because the answer is no. And it's always been no. Well, why? The younger generation is great at that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And again, it's just easier to say no than to figure out why. But it seems that when Tom Brady says why not? People like Figure it out for him, because there seems to be a conflict of interest here. But I have another example.

[C]

I have one as well. So give the two examples, then we'll get Mike's words of wisdom. Winner.

[A]

All right. There was a lot of people were like, why does Roger Clemens not travel a team? Why does he get special privilege? Why can he only pitch at home? It's like, because he's Roger Clemens and you're not. That's really it. That's why exceptions are made for people who've earned it, I guess, or deserve it. But he got special treatment because he was the Rocket. Remember when he was in his final years with the Astros, he didn't travel. He just pitched home games. You know, that was the first time we saw that, you know? You know why? Because he said, hey, guys, I'm Roger Clements, you know, future hall of Famer me, this house, you're looking at me. I don't want to leave my home.

[C]

I don't want to.

[A]

I want to pitch still, but I don't want to be stadium. Yeah, I don't want to do. I don't want to travel. Yeah, I guess we could do that. I guess we can make that exception.

[C]

You're Roger Clemens. Yeah, we'll do it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

My example was when we worked at Sirius XM, and you see this at a big networks. Fox, SiriusXM, ESPN, NBC. Sometimes they'd be like, yeah, it's a conflict of interest. You can't do this radio show, this TV show, this podcast.

[A]

Says who?

[C]

And I remember. I remember saying to someone once, because we were trying to negotiate ESPN and SiriusXM at the same time. And someone's like, yeah, we don't. That's. We don't really do that. And I'm like, kevin Hart's an employee of, like, eight companies. They're like, yeah, but they pretty much were like, yeah, but you're not Kevin Hart, Right?

[A]

So if you're important enough, they'll figure it out.

[C]

If you're important enough, they figure it out. And Tom Brady is important enough. You just have to deal with it. And if you have a problem with it, become more important.

[A]

It's the truth.

[C]

That's it. All right, let's get a winner from Mike's words of wisdom. Maybe one day you could be as important as Mike, who runs this place. So important that during a recording, his phone goes off and he goes f it. One take. He s so busy. What are they gonna do about it? He, Sinatra, so busy. One.

[F]

All right, Mike, Brad, Jerome, Joe, lined up. We're gonna start with Mike in Tennessee. What up, Mikey?

[G]

Hey, Mike, how we doing?

[C]

Are you ready to do this? Are you gonna repeat Mike's words of wisdom or what?

[G]

I am going to repeat them. All right.

[F]

You gotta let the music simmer here.

[C]

Okay, Here we go.

[G]

Sometimes you have to sit back, relax.

[F]

Sorry, brother. You missed a word there.

[A]

Wow. Hey, you can always play next week.

[F]

Yep. All right, let's move on to Brad in Montana.

[C]

Hey, Brad.

[G]

Hey, what's up?

[A]

You gotta let it simmer as part of the game.

[C]

Here you go.

[G]

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

That's a winner.

[C]

Actually, he forgot the ring, guys. Hey, way to go, buddy. Thanks, Brad.

[F]

All right, Brad, hang on the line. Going to get your mailing address info.

[G]

All right.

[C]

Yo, thank you, bro. Thank you, bro.

[A]

Appreciate it.

[C]

Perfect. All right, now we're going to get to something fun. Coming up next, Danny G. Is going to give us midweek major all the biggest headlines in sports and entertainment that you might have missed. We'll keep in the loop on things. We'll do that next right here on.

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All right. Is this Joe Bros? Nah, I'm sitting out, man. Covino and Rich live from the Fox Sports Radio Studios. For over 40 years, Tire Rack has been helping customers find the right tires for how, what and where they drive ship fast and free backed by free road hazard protection with convenient installation options like mobile tire installation, tire rack tirek.com the way tire buying should be actually, this song sounds good. Again, not hating, just stating I'm not a fan, but I do like those guys.

[C]

Well, I'll just say this. I'm not a JoBro super fan, but I feel like a lot of times when you're reluctant to do something, you do it and you end up having more fun. If you're. If you're the type of person that just leads with fun, you can have fun anywhere. It's really just the company. But hey, we move past it. It is now time for something we do every week. It's called Midweek Major Covino and Rich.

[A]

Gets you over the middle of the.

[E]

Week with Midweek Major.

[C]

Ooh, I love that.

[E]

We throw sports and pop culture headlines and topics at the fellas. And it's like the kids say, that's so mid.

[A]

We definitely major.

[E]

CNR scoring Midweek Major.

[H]

Let's go. It's Wednesday. All right, now, before I hand things over to Danny G, who's covering this segment for Spot today, we roll the two big red love dice, which is ironically what I call my all right. In the main studio. This is to see who gets the first take.

[A]

Now, I already rolled an eight just to save time.

[H]

Rich, we got a four. And where's the other one?

[C]

That would be a six, my friend.

[A]

So winner is Rich.

[H]

All right, so Rich gets the first taken out. Ladies and gentlemen, the most famous person from Rialto, California. Besides, of course, J.J. fad and Ronnie Lott.

[C]

Daddy G. Daddy G. Hey, buddy.

[F]

Happy Wednesday. Wednesday, fellas. All right, let's start. Let's start with the NFL, the Cincinnati Bengals. They're known to be thrifty and hard negotiators, but some are saying they're taking things too far. The Bengals are reportedly requiring Ring of Honor members to pay for their own hotel rooms and flights for the upcoming inductee ceremony on October 26. Former Bengals QB Boomer Siason expressed his frustration, saying that the team is not providing any compensation for these expenses, which has drawn criticism from fans and members of the sports media. Siason mentioned that the Bengals have only sent two comp tickets to the game so far, while the rest of the costs must be covered by the attendees. Midweek or major.

[C]

This is major. Definitely major. I saw Boomer talking about this. They do a morning show in New York. Boomer and Geo on WFAN and Boomer, they were ranting and raving about how they gave him an email with like, here's a group rate for the hotel. And he's like, group rate. And he's like, am I a diva? And everyone agreed, like, no, you're not. You're Boomer size and one of the only people of that team's history and they're not going to give him a hotel room. That's ridiculous.

[A]

It is absolutely major.

[C]

You know Boomer. You know Boomer because you grew up in New York and he played with the Jets. Remit. But Kavito, take it to your team. Let's. They said we're doing a big Yankees event and they told Bernie Williams or.

[A]

Derek Jeter pay for his own experience.

[C]

Your Hilton group rate is Yankees Oh1.

[A]

Or where they're honoring them, you know, so yeah, no way you would expect the Bengals to flip the cost for this. Absolutely. I don't think he's a diva at all. I mean, yeah, major story. They look really bad in this one. They got to make it right.

[F]

Alright, we move on.

[C]

They gave him a $50 per diem.

[F]

Big Boy of Outkast has teamed up with Whirlpool to launch a limited edition washing machine that plays their classic song, so Fresh, so Clean. After each cycle, only five of these special machines is going to be given away and fans can enter a sweepstakes to win by following Whirlpool USA on IG. The contest runs until September 23rd and winners will be notified through DM. Rich Big Boy outkast Whirlpool mid week or major.

[C]

It's funny, but it's mid. I mean, who wants.

[G]

That's so mid.

[C]

Like laundry, washing the dishes. Like all these things are errands to me that I don't want to do to begin with. I don't think a little. I don't think some music. I already like the sound my washing machine makes. It's like boop, boop, boop, boop. It already has its own little jam.

[F]

Fresh and so clean.

[A]

Clean. Exactly. I'm glad you said that. It's major because it's something that we've been doing for years anyway. Ain't nobody dope as Steve. I'm just so fresh. So, so fresh and so clean.

[C]

Clean.

[H]

You think.

[C]

You think the lyric is Steve.

[A]

It's not Steve. Oh, I thought it was Steve. That's why I'm like, major, man. They're doing this. I want to win. I've actually seen them. I've seen the promotions, they're black and sleek. It looks really cool. I just think it's. It's major because it's like a perfect match and it's actually happening. It's like when Korn and Adidas finally put their collaboration out. They've only had the song for 30 years. Yeah, they collaborated. Everybody loved it. This song sort of goes hand in hand with your laundry. It's a cool, gimmicky promo. I like it. It's fun.

[F]

Becky lynch is one of WWE's biggest stars, but she's a heel. And as a heel, she relies on Cheap Heat insulting the audience in a way that's, like, really specific so that they have no choice but to boo her. On Monday's episode of Raw, she referenced Ozzy Osbourne's recent death, which led to a response from his own daughter. I'm not wrestling in Birmingham. She said, the only good thing that came out of here died a month ago. But in fairness to Ozzy, he had the good sense to move to la, a proper city, because if I lived in Birmingham, I'd die, too. You could hear a gasp from the crowd. And it also caught the attention of Ozzy's daughter, Kelly Osbourne, who criticized lynch and the WWE in a post on an IG story. She said, you are a disrespectful dirtbag. Birmingham would not urinate on you if you were on fire. Hashtag Birmingham forever. Shame on WWE for allowing such things to be said about my dad in his home.

[C]

Oh, man.

[F]

Rich daughter of darkness blasting on the WWE midweek or major.

[C]

I think this is major.

[A]

Definitely major.

[C]

And I'm one. I'm one to take a joke. I'm one that likes to push the envelope. But this is like, you know, a legend died and you're insulting his hometown. Imagine, put yourself again in the daughter or any family member's, you know, shoes. You'd be a little sad if a wrestling promo gimmick was taking shots at your dead pops. Come on.

[A]

And at the same time, that's his audience, Right. The wrestling audience is very much a metal audience, too. So it's a. It's an odd choice. I'm gonna say major as well.

[G]

Definitely major.

[A]

I think Becky lynch has to make this right, meaning, like, look, I'm a heel, and I was doing what a heel does, right? So it kind of worked. Doesn't it work, though? It does work. So I think. I think there's a way to explain herself. I'm try. I guess maybe it went too far, but I was doing what I thought I was supposed to do as a heel, but as a person, as Becky lynch, the person. I loved your dad, and I didn't want to offend you, and I'm sorry. So I think she has a way to make it right. But, yeah, way too soon. You know, no one wants to hear that her dad just died.

[C]

Wrestling has been known to push the envelope. Remember when you were a kid, there were certain things like, is that real or not? Like, there are some gimmicks that they have you thinking, like, whoa, where's the line between reality and hey, it's entertainment? You know what? Maybe more I think about it, I think it was rude, but I get it, I suppose, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

All right. Topps is releasing an exclusive card featuring an unlikely baseball star, the Confused squirrel, who ran onto the field during the Yankees game against the Red Sox. The squirrel briefly stopped play during last Friday's game when it ran out onto Yankee Stadium during the top of the fourth inning and approached Yankees pitcher Max Freed on the mound. Freed said, my first reaction was, don't do anything that might embarrass you. I thought it was just gonna run around, but it came straight to me and went in the little hole I created. On the mound, the cameras caught Freed and the squirrel in a stare down. At one point, I think I just said, okay, buddy, let's go. Freed said, he just did his thing. It's definitely strange, but it's all in good fun. Play resumed when the squirrel made his way to foul territory and ran through a chain link fence and into the scoreboard area. Yeah, Rally Squirrel status was not met because the Yankees went on to lose one to nothing. But he does get a tops baseball card. Rich midweek or major.

[C]

This could have been major, but it's middle.

[A]

It's a wasted honor. I know that you think the Squirrel cares. I would love a baseball a wasted honor for sure.

[F]

The Mets would have already had T shirts made by now.

[C]

Well, let me tell you this. I think it's. I would have loved for the as much as I'm rooting against the Yankees every day because Kavino and I have our bet, I would have loved the Yankees to have the rally squirrel just because I know Cavino would have hated it.

[A]

Yeah, but they ended up losing that game.

[C]

I know, but I'm saying I almost wish they had the rally squirrel because Kavino hates gimmicky stuff like that. And you would have been at odds with yourself.

[A]

It's a mid story, even though I know people love it. And Danny G You nailed it. If this happened at Citi Field, the Mets would have had T shirts. It would have been a Squirrel mascot. They would have leaned into this in the cheesiest of ways.

[F]

Squirrel would have been invited back to throw out the first pitch.

[A]

But I watched it live. Yeah, exactly right. We welcome the Squirrel. I watched it live and it was pretty funny to see. Squirrel ran right off to. I forget who was batting, but it ran up to his foot. Like, what was this Squirrel up to? And then the face off of Max Reed. It really was kind of funny. And then they put it in slow motion. Look at the gal. Look how graceful this thing is. It was. It was a fun moment, but sort of mid. Because again, you think the Squirrel cares about the card. I want a stupid card. What makes me said it was the biggest highlight of the week for the Yankees.

[C]

I was gonna say, it sounds like you had an exciting weekend watching Slow motion Squirrel.

[A]

The only good thing that happened last week for the Yankees.

[C]

All right, thank you, Danny G. Yeah.

[A]

Danny G, everybody.

[C]

Let's go to Isaac Lonecon. He's got an update. What's up, Ilo?

[H]

Why, thank you, fellas. The NFL today suspended Kansas City Chiefs receiver Rashi Rice six games for violating the personal conduct policy. Walk by me in the background, look awkward. There you go.

[A]

Let him do his update.

[H]

It is a multimedia empire. I dare you to do it. Shirtless radio is theater of the mind. Oh, come on. Anyway, in July, Rossi Rice was sentenced to 30 days in jail and five years probation for his involvement in a car crash in Dallas. During the 2024 off season, the Baltimore Ravens signed safety Kyle Hamilton to a four year, $100 million extension with 82 million guaranteed. And now the carousel begins about quarterbacks. All right, try and keep up. The Ravens also signing former Cleveland Browns quarterback Tyler Huntley to their practice squad. The Browns, meanwhile, signing former Patriots QB Bailey Zappi to their practice squad. The Patriots were awarded former New York giants quarterback Tommy DeVito on waivers and released receiver Kendrick Bourne that live audio of DeVito as he signed the contract. Jacksonville Jaguars general manager James Gladstone said today that rookie receiver and cornerback Travis Hunter will play in the regular season opener against Carolina. Hunter did not play in The Jaguars Final 2 Pres. Season Contests because of an upper body injury. Baseball. Today, Cavito's Yankees defeated The Washington Nationals 11 2. They had six home runs, including Aaron Judge's 41st and Cody Bellinger's 25th. Max Freed, by the way, had a no hitter going for five innings before it was broken up. The Atlanta Braves hit five home runs, including two by Jurxen Profar at a 121 victory at Miami. Right now the Mariners up four to two over the Padres in the bottom of the eighth inning. Seattle's Au Haney Osware as a three run home run is 42nd the season. And Roman Anthony led off the game at Baltimore for the Boston Red Sox today with his seventh home run of the season. So the Red Sox up one nothing over the Orioles as they go to the bottom of the first inning at Camden Yards. Guys, back to you.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Isaac, I don't want to put you on the spot.

[H]

It's live broadcasting. What's the problem?

[C]

You're right.

[H]

You're the one who chickened out on taking your shirt off on the YouTube stream. Yeah, for now.

[A]

He has those puffy ones, if you know what I mean.

[H]

Oh, I do.

[C]

Talk about in my nipples, man.

[H]

Especially in this cold studio of an active.

[C]

They would look good in an active roster. Baseball's 26 now, right? They added one more. Or is it 25 and does it expand to 26?

[H]

I think it expands September 1st, but I can check.

[C]

But I. But I think it might even expand beyond that. My point is most baseball teams carry 12 to 13 pitchers, and that's. That's pretty standard. It seems like a lot of football teams are carrying an extra quarterback. Where do you think they make up for that? You think less linemen are kept, less guys in the secondary? That's a great question because you've seen multiple teams carrying an extra qb, which means they're not carrying somewhere else. I'd be curious to. Maybe we'll look into that later this week. But it seems like the Browns are not the only team that is quarterback heavy.

[H]

And typically teams only do carry three quarterbacks because you're right, if you carry four, you have to sacrifice a roster spot elsewhere. So it would depend on what team it is and what situation they're individually in. Like some can afford to get away with one fewer defensive back. Not so with offensive linemen. Teams usually carry eight, maybe nine tops. So maybe they sacrifice a defensive. A defensive back, for example.

[C]

You would think with 53 or 26 in baseball, oh, that's plenty. But you, not. You do utilize most guys on your roster. All right, listen, we got more Covino and Rich. We got stuff to get to. We talk Tom Brady, we talk Fernando Cruz. There is a. There's a little more football I want to get to because we are eight days away. Can you believe that? Eight days away until football begins, so more Covino and Rich next. Right here.

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Y.

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Steve. So fresh and so clean.

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Clean.

[A]

All right. We're live from the Fox Sports Radio studio. Covino and Rich for a new job. Then it's time for express employment Pros Quit the endless online job search. Enlist the pros and Express never charges job seekers a fee again. Expresspros.com so thank you for streaming live with us, hanging live with us on Fox Sports Radio and of course on our YouTube page, CoviNoenrich FSR. YouTube.comrich FSR and since we're streaming Liverich, I got this pretty cool idea of like standing up while I do the broadcast. Like standing up the whole time. Money.

[C]

I was thinking about tank top.

[A]

Yeah, I was thinking about wearing a tank top too. Yeah, that's pretty cool idea, right?

[C]

Stand up, wear a tank top.

[A]

Maybe tomorrow I'll do that.

[C]

Innovate.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Aaron Rodgers as a regular.

[A]

Yeah. Good.

[C]

Now you're taught.

[A]

Yeah, Standing up might be my new move. What do you think? Just stand up the whole time like this? Lean over every once in a while. Yeah, I stand a lot.

[F]

I'd still put a four minute timer on your segment even if you had.

[A]

Aaron Rodgers.

[C]

Shout outs to McAfee. Guy likes to stand.

[A]

But anyway, there's a big debate going on outside in the hallway. You know the beefcakes that work here?

[C]

Oh, Beefcake Patrick and Beefcake Brandon.

[A]

Brandon and the beefcakes. They were having a debate with Rob G. Outside and it's a funny one.

[C]

This is. You know what I'm labeling this conversation when you care too much about your fantasy team.

[A]

Yes. And there's a lot of people that do.

[C]

When this is how you know you care too much about your fantasy football team. There was a hypothetical presented to the innocent Patrick.

[A]

Patrick, such a nice boy.

[C]

His mom makes cookies for everyone.

[A]

Again, these are the editors and producers here at Fox Sports Radio. Such a great team. Great dudes. They're having a funny ass conversation.

[C]

I don't even want his beautiful, sweet mother Maureen to hear this. Yeah, Maureen, who makes cookies for us.

[A]

Now it's time to change a channel. Actually, I think you'd be proud of his decision, or at least I am. But take it away.

[C]

Apparently Patrick is known to like slightly older women. Right. So Brandon, I believe, presented the question to Patrick.

[A]

Brandon, who's football obsessed, by the way.

[C]

Brandon, who's such a great dude, one of the really promising young editors here.

[A]

He's got a great, don't worry, he.

[C]

Makes great TikTok videos. But when I say Brandon's into Fantasy Football, his TikTok videos have hundreds of thousands of views. He's legit.

[A]

We work with some talented young men and young women and I love this.

[C]

Kid Brandon because he's a Niners fan and he makes me think every day that the Niners are gonna win.

[A]

So. All right, well, present the hypothetical.

[C]

He said, patrick, I know you like older women, so if right now in front of you I presented you two scenarios, the hottest MILF that you've ever seen, or your favorite player, Justin Jefferson on your fantasy team, what would you pick?

[A]

Hold on, hold on. It wasn't just the hottest MILF you've ever seen. 40 year old hottest MILF you've ever seen. Not even that old like that, but to them that's like old, I guess. Yeah, when you're 24, yeah, I guess that's old lady. And Patrick, like a wise man, said, yeah, I'm taking the hot 40 year old MILF. The hottest 40 year old MILF you've ever seen.

[C]

And Brandon goes, but it's Justin Jefferson.

[A]

He's like, then you're not a real fan. Then you're not. I'm like, so I had a butt in too. I'm like, wait, what do you guys. They're getting all loud because they think Patrick's crazy for choosing the woman in this scenario. And I'm like, yeah, I agree with Patrick.

[C]

And then Rob G's just sitting there nodding his head like, what are these youngsters chatting about?

[A]

If you're going to choose a number one fantasy draft pick over the hottest MILF that ever was in this hypothetical, then I think your love of football has gone way too far. Your fantasies are off. That's what I, that's what I, I.

[C]

Come to here and keeping it real goes wrong.

[A]

Yeah, so funny. But it's a good one. But it goes to show you how passionate people are about their football and fantasy, you know, hey, fantasies. My fantasy is way different than my fantasies. Doesn't involve Justin Jefferson.

[H]

Justin Jefferson's don't even involve picking himself.

[A]

Yeah, but for some people, you know, it's real, so that's funny. Hey, what would you do?

[C]

Present that question to your buddies?

[A]

It was a good one though.

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[A]

Make it happen. What would you do? John Quinones style. Let us know. At Covino and Rich.

[C]

That's always been your thought, though. You've always. You've always said things. Yeah, my fantasies don't include Christian McCaffrey.

[A]

Not at all. Or Saquon Barkley. No, no.

[C]

By the way, have you seen that great picture? Someone superimposed and photoshopped Saquon Barkley backwards jumping Taylor and Travis.

[F]

I reposted it.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

On my Twitter.

[A]

He's jumping over the proposal. So funny.

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At Danny G Radio. On Twitter, you could see that. And you could see us, like I said, every day on the YouTube stream at. @ Covino and Rich, FSR. And we'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a great Wednesday. Arriba. There she baby.

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In the promised land. Peace.

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