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Listen to the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect podcast network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio. Made it to a Friday. It's a Meat Friday, and apparently it's a surprise menu or a secretive menu. Dylan and Tyler, they are doing double duty today. Don't know what the menu is for Meat Friday. A collab here. Yes, Dylan, I just sent over to you, Dan. Okay, well, you can give me the menu. All right, so it's actually National Onion Day, Dan. And you know I hate onions. But we have to honor the National. We do not have to honor onions. So you don't want onion rings. You guys can have onion rings. What else do you have? Bloomin onion. What else do you have? French onion soup in summer. Oh, my God. Okay. What else do you have? We also have grilled ribeyes and loaded baked potatoes. Okay. With onions. Caramelized onions, I'm sure, on everything. Okay, great. Thank you. Thanks for running it by the home office here. Welcome to Me Friday. Who's got it better than we do? Nobody. Question mark. The minister of humor is here. Dylan's in for Seaton today. Marv is here. Paula, yours truly in the BRGs. Yes, Paul, you. I know you pretty well. You really don't like onions or eat things with onions. Are you going to tap out? Are you going to. No, no, I plow through it. Team player. You know, Meat Friday isn't all about me. It's about us. Teamwork. This is what you do. So I'll. I'll try it. And, you know, morale will pick up, I think. Like, I'm low now. I'm down in the dumps now. You know a Meat Friday, and I'm not feeling great. Didn't know about the menu. You gave me a heads up that it was National Onion Day. And as soon as you said it, I go, no, I hate onions. Feels like this was hidden from me. Feels like it was hidden from me. Yes, Dylan, what would be worse for you, National Onion Day or National Mayo Day? Mayonnaise. That's number one. Yeah, it's a worthless condiment. I'm gonna have to disagree. It's just, it's bland. But a turkey sandwich needs mayonnaise on it. No, it needs mustard on it. I. I can't abide. I'm sorry. Okay, we. We played golf the other day. Some of the back room guys. And then we went to Seven Seas and had some beers and wings. And then I ordered a turkey club. And the waitress goes, mayo. And I go, no mustard. And then Dylan goes, what, like you were offended? I go, I'm not putting mayo on this. Flabbergasted is actually the real word. It tasted great with mustard. Okay, come on, let's go. Let's get started. Come on, let's go. Come on. Let's rally here. So Friday, it's hour one. Ready to go. Stat of the day brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of this program shout out to tire rack. For 40 years, they've been helping us get the right tires for how and what and where you drive. Ship fast and free. Backed by free road hazard protection. Convenient installation options like mobile tire installation. Tirerack.com the way tire buying should be. NBA draft round two is over. No freshmen taken in round two. 18 taken in round one. Talk a little bit more about that coming up. The ex Baltimore Raven kicker Justin Tucker, suspended 10 weeks. We'll talk about that. Says he's innocent. His rep says he's innocent. Then why are you accepting a 10 week suspension? Have that for you. Coming up. This almost feels like something that Maury Povich would have had on his show. Maury Povich, the former daytime host. He's got a new podcast, golf podcast. Talks to some big stars. Maury Povich, you are not the father. Will join us coming up. Marvin was a big Maury Povich fan because he liked when they would boo people, when the guy would come out, see if he's the father. You know, two women are out there, both are pregnant, and then all of a sudden they do a DNA test and they'd introduce Jimmy Lipper. And then the audience would go, boo. Boo. Shut up. Y' all don't know me. Shut up. Y' all don't even know the whole story. Murray, this is what happened. It was never Maury. It was Murray. Murray. Murray Povich. Murray, let me tell you what happened. Yes, Paulie. Maury Povich was pretty groundbreaking at the time because it was like Oprah and Phil Donahue in the late 80s and early 90s. And Maury Povich, just before Jerry Springer kind of took it in that racy direction and Springer took it to another level. But Maury Povich, like, Maury Povich wasn't as, you know, down in the trenches, the dirt. Like Jerry Springer was, like Springer. Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati and famously paid a prostitute with a check, and then they kind of check came back. That's a bananas move. That's. I want to get caught. Yeah. But I think Maury gets lumped in with the Jerry Springer crowd. And so we'll talk to Maury Povich, by the way, his father, Shirley Povich. That was his name. Shirley Povich, longtime columnist, sports columnist for the Washington post, and, like, 70 years something crazy. So we'll talk to Maury Povich. He'll join us. And he's known as the Big Dumper. Cal Raleigh, the Mariners catcher. He's hitting a lot of home runs. Okay. Is this a good nickname? Most people get a nickname, like Kobe Bryant called himself the Black Mamba. You know, some guys just say, hey, this is my nickname. This is where you're called something. And sometimes you have no choice but to kind of accept it that, hey, I. I'm known as the Big Dumper. Yes. Bully. It's fun. He's a big, thick dude. He's a catcher. It's easy to get to know him. Because Cal Raleigh. Yeah. You kind of know that. But if you say, oh, the Big dumper went yard. It. It makes you. It crosses you over. Well, let's go around the room. Yay or nay? Big Dumper. Todd. I'm cool with it. Okay. Dylan. I'm absolutely cool with it. All right, Marvin. I like it. Okay. Paulie. I. I don't love it, but once it's in place, you don't fight it. Yeah, I get. You know, he's a thick guy. He's a catcher, and I don't know. I don't know. What kind of sponsorship do you get with the Big Dumper dude? Wipes. Oh, yes. All right. Toto. Toilets. Yes. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. We thought this out. Charmin. How about a dump truck? Big. The big dump truck. Like a garbage company. Yeah. Something. I don't know. Maybe just him from behind. That's the. Like, the dump truck logo, the Big Dumper. He'll join us a little bit later. Up. All right. Phone calls. Always welcome. 877-3DP Show Tyler sitting by taking your phone calls. We say good morning if you're watching on Peacock. Thank you for downloading the app. And we say good morning to our radio affiliates around the country, over 400 cities that carry this award Nominated program. All right. With the draft last night, it was kind of interesting from the standpoint of you actually knew some of the players last night. They've been around for a little while. This is the youngest first round as far as age goes in NBA history, going back modern era, the aba, NBA merger. So you can go back to, you know, the 70, you know, or let's say 1970 average age, 19 years, 308 days. You had 18 freshmen taken in the first round. You also had eight consecutive freshmen taken in the first round. Second round. It was just a little bit different because you had guys who were actually juniors and seniors. And you go, oh, yeah, I remember that guy. Then he played Florida. Oh, that guy. Yeah, he played at Creighton. And these guys can make rosters. You know, the guys you're drafting potential in that first round, the freshmen who played one year, one and done, where you get somebody who's a little more seasoned and they're going to be coming in, they're going to be more mature and probably be more accepting of their role. And these guys will probably be making, you know, there's a few guys in the second round who will make rosters. The Ace Bailey situation to me is interesting because he was drafted by Utah and Danny Ainge. But Ace Bailey's rep said, hey, there's teams that we don't want to go to, we don't want to work out for. And I believe Utah was one of those teams. In fact, one team was told specifically, do not draft him. And that team could have been Utah because Ace Bailey, out of Rutgers, he wanted to go to Brooklyn or Washington. And there were teams that passed on him. 76ers, Charlotte, but Utah, Danny angel saying, hey, too much talent here. I'm going to take you. They're not even sure if he's going to show up. Normally, this is the day, or maybe Saturday, where the player shows up, holds up the jersey and meets with the local media. I guess there's real concern in Utah that he might not be there. And summer league starts pretty soon. And I think Utah, they get started before just about anybody. There's real concern that you might have a guy who may not want to go to Utah. And then what happens after that? And he's a guy who can play. I mean, he's athletic, but, you know, I think he was just. Or his business people said he doesn't want to go to 76 for whatever reason. Like, I think he wants. He wanted to go where he knew he was going to play right Away. He can put up numbers right away. And those places. Philadelphia is going to share the ball with Embiid. And, you know, Paul, George Maxey, you know, he's not going to get his touches. Charlotte kind of a mess. You know, you got a ball, dominant guard there, but, I mean, they end up taking Knipple from Duke, but they probably would have taken Ace Bailey if he was willing to go there. But Utah, Danny Ainge, hey, he's one of the slicker GMs that we've had in recent memory. And maybe he looked at this and said, it's too much of a bargain. I can't pass up talent, even if the guy doesn't want to come here. Yeah, Paul. It does feel like everyone's pointing that. Utah saying that without saying it, that Ace Bailey didn't want to go there. If this were the NFL, Danny Ainge would draft him and try to package a trade to Washington or to Brooklyn. But they would do that on draft night. Like back in the day with Eli Manning. It wouldn't stretch over a couple days. Yeah, you wonder if you're taking talent, but what are you getting with that talent? I mean, I love talent, but there are times when you're dealing with talent. I love having it. I don't want to have to, like, you got to deal with this. And you would think he would be excited to go there, but he might say, hey, I don't want to live there. You know, these other places. I know I could probably be a star sooner. Like, I. I understand all that. And he was up front with people, but just trying to understand exactly why or why not with Salt Lake. And, you know, the Summer league starts July 5th, so it starts in California, July 5th. It starts in Salt Lake, July 5th. Then it starts in Vegas, July 10th. Summer league. July 5th is not very far away. What are we dealing eight days here before he's got to show up. Supposed to show up. Probably needs to show up. Before that. Say hello to the media and say how much you love Salt Lake City. Come in wearing a Carl Malone jersey. You know, Mark Eaton. How about a horny jersey? Jeff Hornisek. I'm horny for Utah. Who is my guy? Adam. Keith ke. Nice. Paul. Oh, Andre Karolenko. Young Darren Williams. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So that, to me, that's. That's that great curiosity of. And I'm gonna guess they didn't even interview the guy. I'm gonna guess they didn't talk to Ace Bailey. This is one of those. Now, sometimes this happens in the NFL. And. And it'll be like a guy will go, I. I didn't even talk to these people. Jacksonville, Blake Bortles. So they were drafting Blake Bortles. They never gave you the impression they were drafting Blake Bortles. They didn't even interview him because everybody thought, oh, man, is Jacksonville taking Johnny Manziel? Then all of a sudden they go, blake Bortles. And everybody went, wait a minute. We didn't know anything about this. It does happen. And I think he had like 35 touchdown passes one year. Led the NFL, maybe in touchdown passes. Yes. Paul Lake Bortles is still one of the NFL mysteries that bother me. I know I shouldn't be making this left turn, but his second year in the league, 35 touchdown passes. Now he had 18 picks, but 35. I'll take the 35. Four years later, he's out of the sport. Yeah. How'd that happen? Yeah. Look at Marvin. All right. Yes. Yeah. That threw me off. The 35 touchdown passes. Yeah. I knew he was the quarterback on the team, that they were up on the Patriots in the AFC championship game. He was going to go to the Super Bowl 2017. He was going to the Super bowl eight years ago. He should have been Nick Foles. Yes. Bounced around. Yeah, A little bit. Okay, we'll take a break. We got to come up with a poll question. Dylan, that's your duty today since you screwed up the menu. Screwed up or carefully calculated? Well, with you might have been carefully calculated. Dylan, thin line. Yes, carefully calculated. Tyler. Maybe it was something different, but it's a meat Friday and morale is high. Yeah. Let's go. Wow. Ribeyes, baked potatoes, Onions. Onions. Take a break here. Back after this Dan Patrick show. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows@foxsportsradio.com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live. Hi, this is Jay. I'm the producer of the Paulie and Tony Fusco show. Usually in these promos, they ask you to listen to the show. I'm here to ask you, please don't listen to this show. The hosts are two absolute morons who have the dumbest takes on sports imaginable. 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Marvin 12. Dylan 17, 20. He is three away from becoming the 20th pitcher in baseball history. Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, the only active pitchers with 3,000 strikeouts. But you know, the way guys swing now, you might have pitchers get a lot of strikeouts. They just don't pitch that long. So your starting pitchers are going to pitch four, five, maybe six innings. All of these guys were pitching seven, eight, nine innings. But to get. Nobody's getting to 300 wins. That won't happen again. And even looking at 3,000 hits, like they're not important. Base hits aren't important. I don't know why I would figure getting on base as opposed to either hitting a home run or striking out, but. And maybe that comes back where you get the guys hitting for average. You know, it's the analytics that changed baseball. Just like starting pitching. Why do we need you to go six or seven when we have all these middle relief guys who throw 100. But Kershaw, 3,000 strikeouts. More importantly, fourth consecutive win. So congrats to him. Yes. Paul. When Clayton Kershaw retires, does that end the starting pitcher being a star you era? Well, Verlander. Verlander is a star. Yeah. And he'll go in the next year or two. Those two are like the last of the insurzer. Yeah. I mean, Scherzer's tailed off greatly, but Verlander is married to a swimsuit model and like, you know, he's famous for Cy Youngs. But when those guys go like, who is the next guy you know is Jacob deGrom go into that category of, I mean, skeins. You think that he's young. I mean, deGrom's pitching great. Had a no hitter into what the eighth inning is last start. I think there's a lot of young arms. I just don't know if they're. It's like they're suppressed where you go, ah, you're only going to pitch this. You're not a. I don't think anybody talks about a starting pitcher as a workhorse anymore. It's just your starting pitcher. Hey, you get to start the game. Those guys come in and then that guy comes in and then that's it. But you know, Shohei Ohtani is the most famous pitcher, but he's not pitching a lot. It's just, oh, by the way, I think he hit another home run. So that's 28 home runs. Dodgers beat the Rockies and Ohtani has 51 home runs since the start of last season that have gone at least 50400 plus feet, most in major league baseball. Stat of the day brought to you by Panini America, the official trading cards of the Dan Patrick Show. Alan Atlanta joins us leading off this morning. Hi, Al. What's on your mind? Good morning, Dan. Happy Meat Friday. One thing quickly before I get to what I called in for, I totally agree with you. Mustard is absolute dirt. Mustard. Sorry, not mustard. Mayonnaise is absolute dirt. Mustard is king. Why? They messed that up. But now that the NBA season and the NHL season is over and we've gotten past their final and finals and the NBA draft has happened, who cares about the NHL draft? There's a bunch of Eastern Europeans and Canadians with no teeth. And we are now in the stretch of two months of baseball and soccer. Who's ready for summer? Dan? No, buddy. Thank you, Al. Let's see. Doug in Ohio. Hi, Doug. What's on your mind today? Good morning, guys. 64235. Had to weigh in on the whole mayo versus mustard debate. Mustard might be the worst condiment ever invented. It's true. You put it on anything and all you taste is mustard. Now, if you're concerned about lack of taste with mayo, have you considered Miracle Whip by any chance? No. No, none of it. None of it. Mayo is terrible. I've heard of Miracle Whip, dog. They just give you like, what? Okay, I will say this. Growing up, we had ketchup and mustard. And when the ketchup was going to run out, my mom would put water in the bottle so the ketchup would last a little bit longer. We never had mayo growing up. Oh, boohoo, Dan. So I never, you know, I, I got to New York and everybody's like, you know, you got to put mayo on your pastrami erg. And I go, no, no, I wouldn't do that. Put mustard on there. Yes. Dylan, I didn't know Mayo was like a luxury item. Isn't it kind of in the same world as mustard and ketchup? I. We just didn't have it. You grew up with a, you know, silver spoon in your mouth. I didn't. And there's mayonnaise on that spoon. I had. Yes, I had a spoon with nothing on it. And it was like, pewter. But no, I just don't think my mom ever thought, you know, it's like ketchup and mustards. You know, here you go. Like, you know, stop complaining. Go get an apple. That was always my mom's response when we run out of, like, cold cuts. Get an apple. Go get some raisins. Yes, Paul. So on those paper thin bologna sandwiches you took to school, what was on it? Mustard. Mustard. I think traditionally Midwestern. It is mayo on those. I never remember mayo in the. In the refrigerator. And. And we would put American cheese, a slice of cheese, white bread, and a really, really thin piece of baloney. And so you'd get not one, but two of those sandwiches. And then you'd get one of those little fruit cups, and then you'd have milk. That was it. They just. Mom would send us out the door. And no one ever traded for my lunch ever. Ever. Yes, Dylan, I feel like the, like, demarcation line is, like, ham and ham adjacent. Stuff gets mustard. Turkey, chicken. That ilk gets mayo. I'm just telling you, I put mustard on it. Mustard on turkey. Pastrami. Pastrami, yeah. Hot dog. Yeah. No ketchup on a hot dog. No, I'd like ketchup on a hot dog, too. Yes. Todd, do you like tuna fish at all? No. Okay. Because that would be one of those things where really mayo. Why are you. What are you eating right now? I'm not eating anything. I had. A few minutes ago. I had a granola bar. Well, I can hear it. Maybe there's a little something a little stuck in my teeth. You. I talk funny. Anyway, so on top of the slushy S's, you could add the piece of nuts from the granola bar. Okay. Thank you. Was it hard to understand the sentence structure? No, but I could hear that there was food in your mouth. Early remnants. Did you hear the yes? Yeah, like something was stuck in your teeth and you were talking, and now I can't win. I haven't heard from you all day. It's good that you came into work today. And then I talk, and then I got something in my mouth also. Now it's on me. No, but now I'll probably stop talking till, like, 1120, because I'll be, like, feeling like maybe I'm gonna make that sound again and. No, it's good that you came into work today. Well, just stop eating. I just took a little bite out of a granola bar. I didn't take a bite out of a sandwich or something. It's like sustenance to get through the day. It's like taking a sip of water. Why is it always on me? Why would you eat a Sicilian pizza in the middle of the summer? I took a little nibble literally five minutes ago. But obviously, I guess there's still something stuck in my gum or something and it's my fault. It's not. But I was safe during the commercial break to take a nibble. But 10 minutes after the fact, it's still stuck in my tooth. John and Phoenix joins us. Good morning, John. Hey, good morning, Dan. Long time. Six, two minus a kidney due to. Just had it taken out due to cancerous tumors. On it. I just want to. I think you need to ban Dylan off the desk because that's not meat fried egg. It's called Onion Friday, and he should be gone. And then Fritzi, I think he needs to have a new nickname. Okay. Weiner Fritz. Wow. Okay, John. Taking shots there, back row. Do I really whine a lot? Do you whine a lot? I don't think I do. I think you're passive aggressive and shouldn't be considered. You're really good at shifting blame. Really good. That's not whining. That's shifting blame and being passive aggressive. That's why there's different words. You never just say, yeah, you're right, and then it ends. Or, my bad, then it ends. Yeah, I have a tough time with that. Yes. So I'm probably not the only one on the staff that has. No, no, no, no. See, you just did it. There you go. Exactly. Just. I'm just dragging other people in. All you need to do is say, yep, you're right. My bad. You just shifted blame to. Other perfect example of what? You're kissing me now. This is. This has gone on for 20 years. Like a ticket. 20 years, Todd. You're gonna stop whining. You're gonna lead me into retirement. You're gonna force me into retirement. Two and two thirds years. We're gonna hang out. No, no, you're gonna. This might be an early return. Don't do that. Yeah. Yes. And if it happens, it'll be because of you. Yeah. When I think of the word winer, usually it comes with some kind of sound like I don't think that's the sound of my voice. Zach in Knoxville joins us. Good morning, Zach. What's on your mind? Hey, D.P. thanks for taking my call just to defend H. Bailey a little bit. He probably wasn't even sure if he should have shown up. I see we're doing now. I just wasn't sure. And along along the lines of the Big Dumper, I think that's a great sports nickname. But if you are an office worker or work in construction, then probably not. Not a great nickname. And I just had one question for Marvin. I'm a pie to the face for the NBA Finals. So does he have a preference or is it dealer's choice on that? No, no, Zach, it's all up to you. All right. However you want to do. Whichever pie. Yeah, Dealer's choice. Make sure somebody takes a video and sends it. Sends it into a sec. Thank you. Paul in Iowa. Paul in Iowa. Hi, Paul. Hey, Dan. I didn't think my sports comment was going to be hijacked by condiments this morning, but as a Midwesterner, I have to give my input that all cold meat sandwiches should be with mayo or at the most a honey mustard. While mayo is more versatile, mustard is more delicious. I'll give that one to you. But my call today was yesterday. You asked what is the best organic high school basketball team in recent memory? I think I have one for you. The Ames High School Public Community School District Little Cyclones in ames, Iowa in 2009 and 2010, went undefeated for two seasons. Won back to back state championships with six division one athletes on the team, headlined by number one recruit in the nation, Harrison Barnes. And another six foot eight player you might have heard of, future college player of the year, Doug McDermott. All right, well, thank you, Paul. Yeah. The coach from Mont Verde was talking about his team might be the greatest high school team of all time. And it's a prep school. You're going there to play basketball. I was looking for a community high school. You know, a traditional high school. And that's why you're not the greatest high school team of all time if you're a prep school. Yes. I found out yesterday that Mount Verde, they're not allowed to participate in the state championships in Florida. Well, they shouldn't be. They're prep school. I mean, you're bringing in kids who are planning on playing one year in college and going to the NBA. They should be playing in March Madness. They should be a G League. They. They should play in the G League. Seriously, Mount Verde should be playing some G League teams. Yes, Mark. When I was working at the Mothership, high school basketball, RJ Baird and Andrew Nemhard were both on Mount Verde. Like, this isn't a high school basketball team. Jeff in New Orleans. Hi, Jeff. What's on your mind today? Hey, D.P. i. I'm Jeff with. Jeff with the J&1F. Listen, I wanted to tell you. Oh, gee, off, Geoff. 1F, though I'd add I. You know what? If you're getting one, if it's Geof, then add another F to it. Jeff. I know. It's just Jeff. All right. It's like Todd. Todd should be to D. You know, you don't need 2Ds. Oh, you're just J, E, F. Yeah, just Jef. Wait, what happened to the other F? I don't need it. Listen, I gotta ask you two questions. I gotta ask you this, okay? Do you. Do you eat, like, scrambled eggs or omelets? Do you like eggs? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now, do you eat salads? Right. Do you have, like, vinaigrette dressings on them? Do you like oil and vinegar? Yes. Okay, so you already eat mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is made of two things. Eggs, oil. Okay. But I don't take it out of the jar and slather it on a sandwich. There's other things that are in the salad or in the eggs that make them palatable. Yeah, don't pressure me, Jeff. With one F. I'm gonna give you another F here. F off. Get that F out of here. Zach in Iowa. Hi, Zach. Good morning, Dan. Good morning. Good morning. It is just sometimes painful to listen to Fritzi stick up for himself. I love the guy. I think everything he does is great. And obviously it brings a ton of show. But in the same. Right. How do you not acknowledge that you are whiny and just be okay with it? You're a little whiny. That's all. Right. My other question was, what age do you think you grew up and matured beyond the point that you only like yellow mustard, that you're okay with Dijon with brown spicy. Those are my two things for you. We never had, you know, gray Poupon. I didn't have choices. If you saw the refrigerator with six kids and you'd go, how'd you guys get so big? There wasn't anything in there. My dad had a six pack of Schlitz beer. There was milk in there, apples, maybe some cold cuts and. And some American cheese. Like that. Come on. There was plenty of room in my refrigerator growing up. Just saying. Yes, Marvin. I was just saying this difference between being broke and being poor. Were you guys broke? I. I don't know what we didn't have. Like, I didn't know that. The only time I ever realized that we didn't have things is when I went down the street to a family and we went there for Christmas. And I've never seen a floor where you couldn't walk because there are all these gifts. And I went back and, you know, it was like, damn, we don't have any money. But my parents were really good at kind of disguising that, that we didn't have money. I mean, I got hand me ups from my older brother who's 5 10, and I was 6, 3. Try that. Try that on for size. When you go to school and you've got your brother's pants on, you know, not good. But, you know, I, I have great value for things. I never, you know, I keep working. I, I saw my mom's struggle. I made me a heart. All my brothers and sisters, unbelievable workers and, you know, don't want to retire. But, you know, you see that firsthand. We weren't poor. We just didn't have things. You know, it's like I got my. I. I didn't get my driver's license because we didn't have a car for me to drive. So I was 18, I was riding a bicycle. I rode the school bus when I was a senior in high school. What senior rides the bus? No, no. But I had great, loving parents who made us feel like we had everything. They were very, very, you know, good at doing that. Yes. So you guys were rich in love. Yeah. That means you were really, really. Okay. Got you. Yes. Yeah. Poor is not the right word, but like, Midwestern. Five kids, one parent working. There's no room, there's no budget for luxury items like an extra TV or a bunch of extra things from the grocery store. We had one car. There were six. Six kids. You know, I. But it made me. I'm. I'm well aware of the value of things, quality of things. Absolutely made me a better person. Although at the time, I say I had friends who had Corvettes. 69 Chevelle, 396 Cheval. I remember all these cars. One guy had a, A Mustang, all these cars, and I depended on them. I even had a friend who had a Hornet. Look at that car. But I'll be damned if he came by to pick me up. I was getting in it. I didn't care. If you're going to take me to a basketball game, baseball game, a concert, I'm all. All in. But they all had cars, and I didn't. Bad. It's tough to go out on a date. You know it is. Where are we going? I don't know. We'd have to walk. Yeah. Driver's gonna pick us up at 6. We'll have dinner and then we'll go to the movies. He'll wait for us. He said he'd wait in the parking lot. Can ride the handlebars. That's nice. Look at the hottie on the huffy. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. All right. How about we take a break? Yo, woe is me. Yeah. You didn't have mayo growing up or Gray Poupon. No, I didn't. Baloney. You can see through that Is true. I should get one of my brothers on the phone, have him acknowledge the thin. The thinnest slice of bologna. First of all, it's baloney. We couldn't even afford a thicker slice of bologna. It's already thin. 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When you say the word magic had 32 last night. And you don't to explain in any way. That's. And it also branded him and the Lakers as this Showtime cool brand. And Tiger Woods. If it's Elric woods, all you have to do is say Tiger. And that's named after a guy that Tiger's dad served in the war with. I think that that was his friend's nickname. Yes. Marvin Prime Time. Prime. But Dion named himself Prime. But he's so good. Him and Kobe. They're the guys. They named themselves and they were so good that they lived up to the nickname and people just kept rolling with it. And Ali calling himself the Greatest. Yes. Dylan. What about late A.D. todd Weiner. Fritz for originality. All right. Or Refrigerator Perry. Those are my two. Those two. Refrigerator Perry. That's a great nickname. Just Refrigerator. Yeah. The Fridge. Yes. Todd. You like the Iceman. German. I like that. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of great nicknames. I don't know if you could zero in and say that's the greatest nickname. What was Ted Williams. Teddy Ball Game. That's pretty good. Larry Legend. Splendid. Splinter. That's not great. The Slim Reaper for Durant is a good one. Yeah. But he didn't. I don't think he liked it. That's even better than I like the Tarantula. Tarantula is good. He didn't like that one either. And there's. There's a lot of them. Donnie Baseball. On Mattingly. That's pretty good. Yes. Marshall White Chocolate. Yeah, I like that. Johnny Football. The White Lobster. Cooper Flag. Yes. Paul. Not catching on yet? Not yet. The workshopping. There's ones that don't get used every day. Like, you wouldn't refer to the person, but Dominique Wilkins, the human highlight reel. That's cool. It's pretty good. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. The bus. Bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's. There's so many of them. The Express. Nolan Ryan was the Express. I saw where he threw. I don't know how long ago this was, but Nolan Ryan, I think is in. Is in. In his 80s. I think he can throw. His age. I. I think. I think he can. It's that high leg kick, but it. But it's. You know, when somebody says, oh, can you shoot your age in golf? That's a big deal. Here's Noly on the mound throwing like 84 miles an hour. He's 78 years of age, and he can still throw in the 80s, I believe. Yes. He can still throw harder than Jamie Moyer did at the height of Jamie Moyer's career. Yes. Todd, it's amazing. His arm is still attached to his body. They have him pitch 1112 innings for 250 pitches in a game. That was insane. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Those days are long gone, Todd. You got to move on. Long gone. Yeah. You got to evolve. I don't like. You got to appreciate the pitcher can go out there and he can give you everything he's got for four innings. That's what you want. That's a lot for. He's a workhorse. We just send him out every fifth day. He's a workhorse. He pitches about, I don't know, 20 innings a month. Maury Povich is going to join us. You are not the father and the big dumper. Cal Raleigh. 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