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See home depot.comdelivery for details. You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio. Danny G. Is super producing. What up, Danny? Giving happy Thanksgiving to you. A little gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, mother sucker. Gobble, gobble, gobble. 87799 on Fox. If you want to call up and get involved, say hi to Danny J. And great to see you. Perfet. Happy Thanksgiving to you, man. I mean, that dude is thankful for his lions. Oh, yeah, he is. This is like a, this is like a fantasy year for you. You like, is every day a good day in the life of prophet when, when the lions are 10 and 1. Perfet woke up thankful for the lions and all the fixings. He's about the house. My goodness. Yeah. All right, so we got a lot to get to today. We are going to talk a ton of NFL. We can talk about trends. Like if someone's never won in the snow or cold, does that mean they'll never win? Because everyone's, everyone's talking about how Tua, this guy's from Hawaii, played in Alabama. Oh, I thought we were going to talk about how you were always late to the trends. Like Rich is just wearing skinny jeans now. Yeah, but we'll talk about gambling trends and sports trends. Of course. Like I said, a lot of NFL and I want to talk salary cap in baseball and have the Dodgers become worse than the 1990s Yankees. We'll get to that. But three quick Thanksgiving questions. We can move on briefly. Okay. I heard that intro. It said the elastic in your pants, is it okay to wear sweatpants on Thanksgiving? I mean, if you're a slob, yeah, sure. No, but I'm saying if you're hosting and you just have like your immediate family and a couple people come over, do you need to put jeans on in your own home? I mean, it's a holiday, dude. That's how I feel about it. I think we all got, we, the public, everybody, the Fox Sports Radio nation, including myself, all got way too casual and lazy after the pandemic. We use that as an excuse to stay home, get fat and get lazy and enroll to work like that when everything opened up again, like, nah, sweatpants are the way of the world. Let's go. Like, yeah, it's Thanksgiving. Put some jeans on. You know, I want some slack. In the last four years since COVID I bet you the sweat market is at an all time high. Without a doubt, we've used that as a way to be extra comfy, I guess. All right, so no sweats at your own home. All right, Check. I mean, if it's like close to bedtime and you're throwing on a movie after all the football, but if you're celebrating the holiday, today's the day to, like, throw on a nice sweater. Throw on something. Nice sweater. I'm just saying. What are you, el WaPo from three? Because you're gonna be mixing it up with. With family and friends. You gotta look like a slob. It's the one day you should look. All right, hold on. You know what? Dressing up today. Let me write that down. I'm not saying you can't put on your elastics later on, tubby. Of course you can. But when you're going somewhere or if you have people coming by. Yeah. Take your Crocs off for once and go on something nice. It's not asking a lot. Fair enough. Second question. You keep the tradition alive of kids table, right? Like, you don't want the little nose pickers sitting next to you, right? If you have a good group of people. Like, is it fair if my wife sets up a separate table for my kids, a couple other friends and family kids. Table's still legit, right? That's not, like, wrong nowadays. So legit. I'm actually glad, actually glad you brought that up. It makes me think of a problem. Punk's tail. Remember when they didn't want certain people, you know, playing craps with everybody? Like, I don't want his face looking at my face into the bathroom. And they would throw him into the bathroom because they didn't want him there. If I see a little nose picking kid causing a ruckus at the table. Into the bedroom. Get him out of here. Back to the kid table. Okay, yeah. You know why, though? Here's why. You got to pay your dues in life. I have. I really have. People like, how did Cavino and Rich get this opportunity? We paid our dues. Beat it. Just like we did at the little kids table growing up. And I feel like I spent way too much time there. I feel like I had A mustache already? I was still at the kids table. You had a mustache when you're 12, right? Yeah, but still. So it's, it's not like I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of, but I think there's a designated spot where kids could be kids. All right. Because I was going to say your niece and nephew. A couple of my daughter's friends are stopping by for dessert. So I'm like, you get the kids table. Kids. Let them have their own own fun or throw them in the bathroom. Okay. There you go. Denny, if you want to come up for dessert, you're more than welcome. Just know co is going to the kids table. Yeah, that's where he belongs. He can throw as much food around as he wants. Kids table. And one last question. I got one question too, actually. Two more. Is it white trash or totally fine to serve certain things on paper plates or do you want the nice plates for every side and dessert and everything? I think it depends. Here's why. Once dessert comes out, do I have to do a round of dishes or can I be like, no dessert? We're doing on like nice turkey paper plates? Look, I feel you. It's a holiday. It's the one day you do go all out, right. Break out the nice stuff. You get dressed up. You know those clothes you have for special occasions? Yeah. Now you wear them, right. You have all these clothes. You never wear wear them. So when it comes to your dishes, Yeah, I think you bust them out. But if it's like real, just intimate, close family and friends. You mean break out that turkey dish my wife bought at home goods. I'm like, why do we need a dish shape like a turkey? But if you're having a low key sort of situation where it's just your immediate family you're not really trying to impress or who really cares for dessert. Paper plated up. I'm with you on that. I'm not going to complain about that. My question, do you have one more, by the way? One less one. Okay. And then we'll get into the NFL. But these are very hard hitting, important questions. Pose them later too. People still waking up. Today's the day people sleep in late. So I think you should pose them again in about three hours. I see most people like do Thanksgiving dinner around 3:00 and I can't get with that. I, I don't know why. I, I don't understand one day a year. The rest of the year you eat dinner at 5, 6, 7 o'clock on Thanksgiving, everyone's like, break out the dinner table. 3pm, get the out of here. Because you're feasting. I know you could feast, but I told my people 4 or 5 o'clock the earliest. Come over for dessert after 6 o'clock. We'll watch some football, watch a movie, 3 o'clock. Brenda's reasoning. When she was setting up the 3pm meal today, she said, you don't want to eat food that heavy any later. Plus she's like, football's on, you need it while the games are on. And you gotta make time for dessert, right? Desserts probably around 6:00. You got company over. You don't want them staying the whole night, right? So you want to like, you know, sweep them out the door at least by eight. So you got to start a little early so you can have a nice night, at least to yourself. You want to talk about the rhythm between food and football. Usually we'd be able to serve food when the Lions game's done and then it's the Cowboys game. And usually everyone in my household, I've got like one, one of my cousin uncles is like a Cowboys guy and he'll watch but like that's kind of the in between time. And then you're all done by the time the late night game's on. Hey, speaking of your family and your drunk uncles and everything else later on. We do it every Thursday on the Cavino Enrich show and we're bringing it to the DP show. Old school when 50 hits. Let's just say it has to do with drunken moments with your family. Okay, so we're going to get to that later on. Now I have one question too, and we'll take your feedback. Fox Sports Radio Nation DP Show 87799 on Fox. If you want to chime in on any of this, I get it. Start the dinner early so that way you could put your sweatpants on. You're so desperate to throw some sweatpants on. Rich, get everybody out of the house by 8:00. Watch the penguin. Put your sweatpants on. Go see Wicked. You know, you get to live your life a little bit if you start it early. My question is, on Thanksgiving, of course we're going to watch football, we're going to talk football. But is it a good reason to, as my dad would say, kiss some ass? Meaning if you are thankful to, I don't know, employers, management, certain people in your life that make your life easier or better? Is this a reason to actually go a little Bit out of your way and kiss some ass and say, hey, you know what? Hey, boss, I appreciate the opportunity. Hey, person that helps me with my kids just want to say thanks. You know, I. Yeah. Is it a reason to kiss some ass or no, Stop kissing ass. Calling people on Thanksgiving to tell them you're thankful for them is the equivalent of what Danny G. Refused to let us do today, which is what every radio show does or TV show. What team should be thankful for blank or something. Yeah, but calling someone on Thanksgiving, little text to a pal or something. Hey, you know, I really appreciate you. Just corny, corny. No, embrace. Come on. That's. That is a social connection with people. Embrace the corn. It's corny, but it's people. It's people. It's people in your life. You don't know how valuable they are until they go, perfect. Here it is. Ready? I am really thankful to be part of the Fox Sports Radio family. Right. You know, you lose a few gigs here and there, when you get one you love, you really appreciate it. In a different way. Would it be kissing ass? Hey, don't go kissing ass like Rich. That's what his dad always says. My dad. Would it be kissing ass if I hit up the boss and say, hey, guys, just wishing you and your families Happy Thanksgiving. Real thankful to be part of the Fox. That's up to you. I'm. I'm talking completely in a friends and family context there, man. Like, I mean, I've had too many who I did not get a chance to say thanks to in my life. I'm. I'm going to do it. Say, want to call that corny? Then go off your life thinking you're tough until suddenly they're all, no, no, no, not doing that. Friends and family, that's cool. I'm talking about the workplace and the topics you hear on the radio. The fox sports@iheart directory. Than, hey, how many people have we bothered for tickets throughout the year? Or something like that, right? Hey, just want to say, you know, keep those relationships going. It's not necessarily kissing ass. It's like, hey, they helped me out. I'm thankful for that. I want to keep that going in the future. All right, I can get with that. I don't. I don't hate it. Reason. What team are you most thankful for? I don't know. I'm asking. Is it kissing ass? That's what I'm asking. Well, you know, I talked to my dad yesterday, right? He goes, man, you gotta kiss. Stop kissing so much ass. I'M like, what? Daddy's like, you always kidding. He says I kiss too much ass right? In my life. That's like your dad's old school Italian side seat, right? I'm like, what do you mean, dad? He's like, yeah, talking about this and that, right? Because he hears our radio show. I'm like, dad is child support. I have to pay that. Yeah, it sounds like you kissing. I'm like, what do you mean? I mean, that's not kissing ass. I have to do this. Kissing ass. That's my mortgage. Kissing the bank's ass. Oh, my God. I gotta. I don't know. What. What do you want me to do about that? Yeah, look. Yeah. Picking her up at school. Dad, it's my daughter, your granddaughter. Swear to God. That's what it's like talking about it. Well, hey, listen, you're gonna have a lot of random stories, I'm sure, today with your friends and family. Enjoy. And we're gonna get to a lot of NFL keep you company if you're going to grandma's house today. And one. One last. Not a question. I have one last statement to wrap up the Thanksgiving observations. Yeah. And I want you to take offense to this. If this doesn't apply to you. This is intended to. This is intended to be a truthful statement. If at no point today does someone in your family say, yo, let's go outside for a minute, and you throw around the football. If you don't do that, it's a fail. Your family's full of nerds. Yeah. You got to keep those traditions going. No, if your uncle, your dad, your younger cousin, your nephew, if no one in your family, your niece, your sister, if no one says, let's go outside for a few minutes and throw around the football, then honestly, you must be in a family of weenies. Yeah. That to me is like the most. Fred is like, oh, I didn't bring any tennis sneakers. Like, oh, man, Uncle Fred, you're a nerd. Yeah, you need cooler family members and friends. Like, it's the one time your uncle probably throws around any type of ball. Yeah, no, I agree. That's. That's a fun move. After dinner, burn a few calories, get ready for some football. Danny, was it last year you came over for dessert and we threw around the football. Yeah. Well, you're more than welcome. Tonight, just prepare for paper plates after 6pm because we're having a late dinner. The other thing my uncle would always do, he would bust out the wiffle ball bat and he'd be like, throw me a curveball. I was just going to say that that for me was the. Well, no, football's always there, too. Football was number one. But then, you know, he'd get the basketball out. He had like a makeshift basketball court in his backyard on uneven dirt, and he would take the wiffle ball stuff out. Yeah, throw me a few pitches. Let's go. I think it's one of the few days of the year where traditional roles, which, by the way, for some reason have gone out the window in a lot of aspects of life, traditional roles are still very clear. Seems like a lot of times mom and grandma and your aunt are like, get out of the kitchen. They want the guys out. Like, this is the day where a lot of women are like, men are only a terrible distraction. And that's why it's, you know, the stereotype is guys just sit around and scratch your belly and watch football. Yeah. Enjoy. Today's the day you wish you had a lazy boy. Yeah. All right. Well, enjoy your day. Enjoy your Thanksgiving. It's a. It's okay to kiss a mass, I guess. It's a holiday, but we have lots to get to. Yeah. Put on pants. Throw some pants on. Pants tonight. Pants on later. Enjoy your early dinner and kids tables A. Okay, now we're live in the Mercedes Benz studio and in an emergency, rapid radios, instant push to talk. Walkie talkies. They got that clear. LTE coverage. One touch communication, peace of mind for connecting with family in an emergency. Go to rapidradios.com now for up to 60% off and free shipping. Now coming up, we're going to talk about LeBron. There's a great baseball thought and it's going to really upset Danny and Dodgers fans. So hang tight for that and trends in the NFL and we'll preview a bunch of games this week because I also have a theory about my 49ers. We'll get to all that next right here. Cavino enrich in for the great Dan Patrick on Fox Sports Radio. Hey, come on in. Small Business Saturday is right around the corner. 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Just admit you didn't do a great job designing that. And this episode was brought to you in partnership with DraftKings. To hear more, listen and subscribe to Fade this on iheartradio or wherever you listen to podcast. You see the video I posted with my kids or no. Yeah. Where they named all 32 NFL teams. I don't think I've been this proud as a dad, maybe ever. My kids were, let's be honest, annoying me a little bit. And I said, because they're all. They're all little chips off the old blockhead. What's weird, those richest kids are 16 and 18 years old. My kids are 7 and 4, and they were just like, you know, they're off from school this week. I'm like, hey, if you guys memorize all 32 NFL teams, because we know dad loves football. You like watching with me, I'll give you guys a prize. And they're like, a prize. And now prize could be like, let's go to Target, and you get to pick out one thing. So they huddled together, and I was like, I like this. Their teamwork. They memorized all 32 logos of every NFL team, and I posted a video. It's cute. If you want to see some family niceness. At Rich Davis, I posted a video. It's also at Covinonrich. Kids barely know the Alphabet, but they know all 32 NFL logos. Ravens, I think you let. You let them off the hook, though, a little bit Rich. Because they didn't name the city of each team. Some of the teams they had the city and other ones they didn't. Oh, you know what? That's next level cities too, son. Never heard of A, E, I, O, U. But he knows, he knows the Dolphins. Yeah, exactly. All right, well, you know, NFL is king. It's continuously showing that it's number one. Ratings, interest, parity. We talk about even, even your bad teams. There's great storylines. Like you could, you could talk about the jets, you could talk about the Raiders. In any other sport you can't talk about the bad teams because no one cares in the NFL it's fun to talk about the Cowboys stinking. Now I'm not bringing this up just because I'm a Niners fan, but I feel as though the rest of the NFC should be rooting terribly hard for the Bills this Sunday up in Buffalo. And I say this because sometimes you want to shut the door on someone and I know it looks like the Lions the conference to lose. It really is what Lions, Eagles. Then a little behind that you'd say maybe Vikings, packers. And then there's a big drop off. I don't really believe in anyone. Maybe the Falcons if they get hot again. But it really is like Lions, Eagles, Vikings and Packers if one of those teams turns it on. And then after that Vikings are nine and two. No, I know, really downplaying them, I very well might be. But The Niners at 5 and 6 are only one game behind the I don't believe in at all Arizona Cardinals, who I think are going to get stomped by Minnesota this weekend. In fact, I think Seattle might lose to the jets this weekend. It's also what you said right before the Cardinals beat your Niners. I don't want you to mention that again. But Danny, I think that honestly NFC team should be hoping that the bill shut down the Niners because I think the Niners. Yeah, but you come from this belief and standpoint that they're going to turn it on or something. I don't think everybody's showing you ability to turn it on at all. Yeah, I don't think everybody's coming from that standpoint. You know, I prefer because they've out yardage their opponents more than anyone else in the NFL and they lost three games in the last minute. They also just lost and couldn't close. And they're what, five and six last in the NFC West? They got battling injuries all season. They got stomped by the packers when they were missing like five Pro Bowlers. Yeah, that's the problem though is that they can't stay healthy right now. And health is key when you're down the stretch in December in The NFL, bro. Health is wealth. Agreed. I'm just saying, if you're an NFC fan, you want the Niners out, because I'll give you, like, a Colin Kelhardt type analogy. The 49ers. Stars, stars and stars. The 49ers have stars that are stars. 49ers are like chocolate pudding pie. Okay, Jim, you let them. You let them on the table. They may go all the way. It's a favorite. You put that chocolate pudding pie on the table tonight. It's the easiest dessert to make. And it goes first. You let the 49ers in the playoffs and they get healthy, they could do damage. If you're an NFC fan, you should want the Rams last year. You should want Buffalo. Or they're just not that good this year. And that's what I'm getting at. I mean, but when you're saying, no big trend, they're 1 and 3 in the division, that is bad math. Yeah. We've often given the analogy of this. When you watched a Mike Tyson Douglas fight, right? He was the biggest favorite of all time. Was it 42 to 1? Yeah. Yeah. We had this belief, this delusion that Mike Tyson was unbeatable, invincible, kind of how Rich feels about his 49ers. But truthfully, he didn't have it that night, and he lost the entire fight. Yeah, he had one moment where he knocked Douglas down, but if you watch that fight back, Douglas whooped his ass the whole fight. I know. You're saying the perspective is off. We had this belief that, nah, he's still going to come back. Ah, he's Tyson. He's going to come back. He's going to win this fight. No, he didn't. And that's your Niners this year. From our perspective, you have this delusion that they're still good or something this season. I mean, they haven't played really good at all. That analogy, sadly, is awesome because the 49ers are Mike Tyson against Buster Douglas for a lot of people. Because you're thinking, well, they can't really. We're waiting for them to turn it around. They'll turn it around. Dude, you're already 11 games. We're already in week 13. I know, but it's getting late early. You ain't kidding. And perfect. I'm just a sad optimist here because I think the division so bad that if the Niners do somehow find a way to strap together some wins here, that division is so mediocre. Your problem is that the 49ers are playing a first place schedule while the Arizona Cardinals are playing a fourth. You have to play the Lions, the Bills and the Dolphins where like meanwhile the the Cardinals are going to have another game against the Seahawks and then they play the Panthers and the Patriots. The math is against you no matter how you slice it. Rich is a fan of the 49ers. I'm not hating on them by any means. I enjoy watching the 49ers. I think you're judging them based on their potential and where they should be playing. Yeah, the math ain't math. And as Profet pointed out and their schedule is way tougher down the stretch. It just if you let the 49ers in, I just think the NFC fan bases should say Buffalo put them out of their misery this Sunday night. Because if the 49ers find a way to beat the Buffalo Bills, maybe that's the little confidence boost they need. I think you're big dreaming, bro. Hold on. I think the Bills are going to stop. I think they are going to stop. Well, hold on. 49ers have one of the still, McCaffrey's eventually going to continue to get better and you know, now that he's healthy or it's just, just like it was Tyson's night. It's just not their year. No hate on them. 49ers have still a solid run offense better than the Bills. Right? Trent Williams still a question mark. Some are saying he's having a hard time walking, let alone getting on the NFL field. But Danny G hit me up with a little meme, a little text. This Sunday Night Football in Buffalo, it's going to be like 4 degrees, snowy, windy and gross, which could end up being just, just run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. And that could favor Kyle Shanahan and the 49ers. I know I'm just big dreaming. Let me big dream. Bills better in bad conditions. Rich, how you feel about Moody? How you feel about moody kicking in 30 mile per hour winds? How do you feel about getting disinvited for dessert tonight? I know, but I think the rest of the NFC is sort of counting the 49ers out. You're the only guy or real Fans of the 49ers are still believing that they have a shot. Well, blame you for that. Kyle Shanahan said we put ourself in a tough bind. You think perfect's right. One and three in the division. And that's the worst part because those three losses were the three winnable games. If you look at the 49ers, six losses. I'm not some delusional guy that's like, man, the Niners are, like, so good. No, they got stomped by a couple good teams. One without their quarterback. But those three losses within the last minute of the game against three division opponents sealed their fate. The 49ers are not playing good football, but they could very well be. I know that sounds ridiculous. They could very well be 8 and 3 and not 5 and 6 if they finished three games they had every opportunity to finish. And that's football for you. That. That rubber bands a bit in the next season. But I only bring up the division thing because as close as this division will be, you will probably have some. Even in the best case scenario, you'll have, like, very close, equal records between either the 49ers and either the Seahawks or the Cardinals. Absolutely. Tiebreakers. Well, the division tiebreaker just ends up killing it. And you only have one division game left, which is against the Cardinals, which, again, if everything goes right for you, that could be for the division and a winner get in between cardinals and 49ers. Well, to back up Rich and on the positive, Gross Bills, that's where they wins on the table. Yeah, they have to turn it around against the Bills. So your phone calls. Should the NFC be scared or be rooting for the Bills to just put them out of their misery? Well, because I think that. All right. If you were to look at. Rich is asking, if you were to look at the odds in Vegas of all the super bowl teams in odds, I think the long shot bet that might be appealing would be. I wouldn't know what it is now, but the niners, who are under.500, are the team that, if they turned it around, that is a scary team with playoff experience. I think the NFC should be saying shut them down. Just a lot of ifs that aren't the season. You know what I mean? Well, health wins, just not there. Let's go to Jeff in Rhode Island. Jeff, you're on Cavino and Rich in for Dan Patrick. What's up, buddy? Hey, Jeff. Hey, guys. I'm a Niners fan out here in Rhode island, and I'm not delusional. This team has no shot of. I mean, all we're banking on is we're playing in a bad division. And like you guys just said, the tiebreakers is what's going to kill us. I mean, I see us just getting blown out this week, and then, I mean, we've got Detroit coming up. I mean, this. In this team, even if they were to luck out and get in our health, our special teams, our defense, I mean, we can't get. We've been talking about it. What happened. What happened to the explosives? What happened to their playmaking abilities, the excitement, the explosiveness? Been there the entire season. It's all of a sudden going to be there against Buffalo in bad conditions. Let me ask Jeff, Jeff in Rhode island, you're a Niners fan like I am. What happened to the explosives? And does Debo Samuel feel like he's lacking some type of leadership or vibe on the field, like what happened to Debo? Absolutely. First of all, they can't get any openings. There's no space on that offense. And just that. That play last week with Debo, that little trick play that they threw the screen to, normally he would take that to the. And he got taken down. So, I mean. And as far as being a captain, I wish he had the fire of a George Kittle or Fred Warner or a Juwan Jennings, because I assume Debo is going to be gone this year as well. After this year, I mean, I think we've just got to reload. You're right. You know, it could very well be the case. But. And to answer the question, I don't think anyone's scared, you know, player for player. Yeah, you got a lot of great players, but as far as the way your team's playing, I don't think anyone's scared of the 49ers. I've heard. I've heard this season that's no hate at all. I like watching. If they were going to turn it on, I would have expected them to turn a little bit earlier like the Eagles did. The Eagles were a very uneven team, but there was this point late into October where all of a sudden they looked like a completely different team. And now we're talking about them as being one of the two best teams in the NFC. Yeah, listen, I'm. The 49ers feel to me like Rocky Balboa in Rocky 3. And when he. He lost his eye. The Tiger. Yeah, they lost. Where's the fire, Debo? Where's the. You know, I got like. I got like a puffy hairdo, but I don't have. No. I don't have the eye to Dagger. Absolutely no. What happened to a team that. Listen, the 49ers entered this year. It's the last. I'll harp on my team because there's a lot of other. Other NFL to get to. But Rocky 3 is also on. Mr. T was hitting on Adrian, remember that. Get with a real man. Yeah, I don't appreciate that, Mr. T. Absolutely. No, I. The 49ers entering the season, there was such a cocky vibe, and I'll admit it, by me and other Niners fans. Remember the whole stat of. They were not underdogs in any game this year. The 49ers, when they released the schedule preliminary. The preliminary look at the schedule was the Niners were favored in 17 of 17 games that went well. You know what I always thought about when you talked about lack of leadership this season with your 49ers? You ever get in a situation in your relationship, right, where things aren't getting done because you're just relying on the other person to do it, but when it's just you, it gets done. Meaning you're just living your life. And throughout the week, the dishes are adding up in the sink. Why are they adding up in the sink? Because you're counting on your wife or your partner, whoever, to put them in the dishwasher. She's counting on you to do it. She's counting on you to do it, right? But when she's not around, it's always done because you're not relying on anybody else. I feel like there's so many stars, so many stars and stars and stars and big players and big egos on your 49ers that everyone's counting on the other person to take that leadership role. Like, who's gonna step it up? Like, Debo's like, well, I'm not the only leader here. What about Kittle? Kittle's me. What about the quarterback? And Purdy's like, me, I'm just Brock Purdy. What about Bosa? And Bosa's like, well, what about this guy? They're like, that Spider man's pointing at each other. Yeah, they're all pointing at each other. And no one's putting addition. No one's taking that leadership role the way they should be because of that. And what happened to that defense that was feared? Is it the defensive coordinator's fault? Is Kyle Shanahan having a hard time finishing? He. I mean, you can't say he's the problem, right? I mean, he's one of the most sought after coaches, but I don't know. A shake up on the defensive end in San Fran next year. We shall see. Let's go to Keto. We'll take his call. We'll move along. Keto in Alabama. What's up, man? Hey, buddy. What's up, boys? How you doing this early? Morning. We're good, man. What's on your mind? Keto. Keto five zero. I know. Hey, I was looking at this point spread of the Giants Cowboys game, man. Is that three and a half? Just teasing me, man. I don't know. Can they the Giants do anything offensively? I just. I don't know, man. Well, do we have an update on. Is it. It's locked. Tommy. Cutlets. Oh, he. Is he out? Cutlets is out with the not Lock. Lock. I'm pretty sure the forearm it's. It was too much signaling for gabagool. Tommy, you got to get out there. Baker May stole the gabagool. Yeah, yeah. Drew Lock spent most of the time with first getting those first team reps and. And of course cutlets didn't travel with the team. It should his gig anyway, so. All right, well, he gets to step up today. He's worrying about Thanksgiving charcuterie boards. Hey, let me ask you this though. Based on that Giants Dallas game and I'm with Ikedo, Dallas by three and a half, by a point, minus two and a half, you're wagering a little more. But Dallas by two and a half, that seems like a Thanksgiving present mere a little early Black Friday sale if you ask me. But if you're a Dallas Cowboys fan, ask yourself this. And we'll take a little feedback on this as well. 87799 on Fox in for the great Dan Patrick. If you're a Cowboys fan at this juncture, what do you want? There are Cowboys. There's two groups of Cowboys fans that I seem to interact with. Half of them are like, I think we could run the table and go 10 and 7 or 9 and 8 and then make this thing happen. Woo. Wait. And then there's other Cowboy fans that are saying four and seven, let's lose, let's revamp, get rid of McCarthy, Jerry Jones. Got to get some huevos and make the right moves. If you're a Cowboys fan, which direction do you want to go? Do you believe that there's hope here? You win today, you're five and seven. The Cowboys schedule coming up. Bengals, Panthers, Bucks, Eagles. I don't. I mean lose to everything except maybe. What was that middle one? The Bengals. The Bengals. I mean maybe that's the win. So. So your thoughts, Cowboys fans? What do you want? We'll take your feedback next. Kavin on Rich in for Dan Patrick right here on Fox Sports Radio. Hey, come on in. 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I just remembered a terrible drunken mission a family member made on Thanksgiving. Hold on, I got to write this down. So we'll share some terribly fun, embarrassing stories. Start thinking about it. Some MLB Denny, we're going to come down a little hard on your Dodgers. So get ready to defend yourself. Ring it. And I know we're on 5:70 this morning in Los Angeles. So Dodgers fans, you're not going to like this take, so hang tight for that. Don't worry. He's all bar. I wanted to hit you guys up with a Thanksgiving quiz because, you know, I love asking questions when I know the answer on Thanksgiving. Three famous plays. I'll give you the year. You tell me if you remember the Thanksgiving play. 2012. Is that the year of the. Is that the Butt Fumble? You. Is this. It's been that long? 2012. Wow. 12 years since Mark Sanchez. We pardoned the play because I think we went a year or two where it hadn't been brought up. And we said, you know what? Mark Sanchez actually is a nice guy. And not only a nice guy. I mean, that play shouldn't define him. Yeah, he was the guy that actually gave the jets haunted him for a good 10 years. It was the last time the jets had a little sniff of success. So I think Mark Sanchez is off the hook. So 2012, the Butt Fumble. 1993, it was in the snow and it was a blunder. Can you remember the play? Oh, is that Leon Let? Leon Let. Yeah. Remember, he went to touch the ball, like, what are you doing? Yeah, that was. That was in 1993. Three. Wow. And the following year, 94. A play happened on Thanksgiving that. I remember watching this with my. I remember watching this with my dad. I was a little kid. Let's just say it had to do with deception. And a dolphin. That'll be my clue. 1994 and a dolphin. Is it the fake spike? Danny G. On the money. That was when Dan Marino went to the line of scrimmage against the jets, and everyone's like, oh, he's going to spike the ball. Fake spike. Corner of the end zone. Touchdown. And that was 94. 30 years ago today. I would think that one was older. So my. My perception of the deception is a little off on that one. I feel like that one's older. Not on this day on Thanksgiving. So there you go. So three. I would say you watched that with your dad. I was watching Benny Hill with my dad. So Leon let Marino's fake spike and the Butt Fumble. Happy Thanksgiving. Nice. Now to wrap up the Dolphins. Not the Dolphins. Cowboys. Cowboys. If you're a Cowboys fan, really ask yourself, what do you want? Like, Danny G. You're a Raiders fan. It's very clear you sort of want to lose out. Maybe you get Deion's kid. Maybe you get your. Maybe you get your pick of the college litter. You get your player, your future. You really don't want to win if you're a Cowboys fan. If you're a Cowboys fan, you have to be realistic. You're 4 and 7 in the NFC East. Eagles are playing big. Well, you got to see what you do against the Giants. The Giants. Right, Rich? But you want to look competitive. At least you want to, like, give the fans something. Like, last week, the Raiders had a fake punt and Diablo ran, like, 25 yards down the field after catching the pass from the punter. It was great. You at least have to be somewhat fun. You want to. You want to bring the fun. He said it. Danny G. Said it this week. You start rooting for moments. You're not necessarily rooting for the season anymore for this particular team, but you're rooting for players. It's like when you're. It's like when your baseball team stinks, you're like, yeah, hopefully my. My guy's like a home run leader or something. Yeah. Oh, look, my favorite pitcher is. ERA is in the top five. I get it. But I heard an analogy earlier this week and had to do with, like, looking too far ahead and things like that. The analogy was, it's like driving in a storm. You can only see in front of you, like in a snowstorm, right. At night, you can only see in front of you, but you eventually get there. Or as Rocky Balboa says, one step, one punch, one round at a time. Someone once told me, if you look too far ahead, you'll trip over a little person. Right? But when you do look ahead here and you're realistic, you mentioned their schedule. It's tough. It's tough. So you have to call the season a wash, and you have to be realistic. 4 and 7, you're not getting anywhere, was my point. You're not getting anywhere with that schedule. Maybe you beat the Bengals. If you're realistic, the Dallas Cowboys might not even beat the Giants with a backup quarterback today if they go 4 and 3. We didn't think they were going to beat the Giants yesterday when we thought Tommy DeVito was playing. If they went 5 and 1, they'd be 9 and 8, and that's not even a wild card. I would think so. My point is, you could see ahead and, you know, you're not getting anywhere. Be realistic. You don't want to say, you know, tank, but root for good moments, root for players, and just be realistic that you're not winning anything now to tie it to the previous thought about the 49ers, I genuinely think the 49ers could run it back next year with a healthy squad. If Trent Williams and Nick Bosa and Debo and Iuk is back that team, they may be older and not the team they were two years ago, but I think that's a team you could, quote, run back and have a completely different result. Can you run back Dak, CD Lamb, Zeke, this current team you want to run back last season, not this season. Yeah, no, but I'm saying, like, I think with the core of the Niners while they have got older, it was over when Dak Prescott said, what do you say? We're so ass. What do you say when the lip reading thing happened? He said, ass on my granny. Yeah, he said, we effing suck. I think or something like that. It's been over since then. Like, he admitted we suck. But I think there are times where you could see and I think we could all admit there are teams that are stinking. But you're like, you know what if they got healthy and made a couple adjustments, they could turn it around. I think you could say that about the Bengals, the 49ers, some teams that don't look good. But I think you look at the Cowboys and you look ahead and, and I don't think you could run back this team next year and expect like, oh, we have some bad luck next year. They win 12, 13 games. I don't think that's the case. I would say take it one game at a time, but those are some tough games. Well, your thoughts, your feedback At Covino and Rich, we'll go old school. We'll talk about embarrassing drunk holiday moments some more. NFL and why the Dodgers are the new evil team of Major League Baseball. All coming up right here. Fox Sports radio getting zone. AutoZone. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today? So you've got an oil change coming up. 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The Dan Patrick Show - Hour 1: C&R in for DP.. Niners Window Closing Release Date: November 28, 2024
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Note: Covino and Rich filled in for Dan Patrick during this episode, focusing on a variety of sports topics intertwined with Thanksgiving-themed discussions.
a. Dress Code: Sweatpants vs. Nice Pants
Timestamp: 10:15
Covino: "Is it okay to wear sweatpants on Thanksgiving? I mean, if you're a slob, yeah, sure. But if you're hosting, do you need to put jeans on in your own home?"
Rich: "I think we all got way too casual after the pandemic. Sweatpants are the way of the world. Let's go."
Covino: "But I'm saying if you're hosting and have people over, you should dress up a bit."
Rich: "Today’s the day you should look nice. Put on something other than sweatpants if you have guests."
Insight: The hosts debated the appropriateness of casual attire during Thanksgiving gatherings, ultimately suggesting a balance between comfort and hosting etiquette.
b. The Kids Table Tradition
Timestamp: 22:40
Rich: "Is it fair if my wife sets up a separate table for my kids and other children? Is that legit?"
Covino: "Absolutely legit. It's important to have a designated spot where kids can be kids."
Rich: "Just ensure the kids have their own space to enjoy without disrupting the main dinner."
Covino: "Exactly. Let them have their fun at the kids table."
Insight: Maintaining a separate kids table is a valid tradition to ensure children can enjoy the festivities without interfering with the main meal.
c. Serving on Paper Plates
Timestamp: 35:10
Rich: "Is it white trash or totally fine to serve certain things on paper plates, or do you want nice plates for every course?"
Covino: "It depends on the context. If it's a low-key gathering with just immediate family, paper plates are fine. But for larger or more formal settings, break out the nice dishes."
Rich: "On the holiday, it's acceptable to use nice plates to match the effort put into the meal."
Insight: The choice between paper and ceramic plates should be guided by the formality of the gathering and the host's desire to impress guests.
a. Current Performance and Division Standings
Timestamp: 45:00
Covino: "The 49ers are at 5-6, struggling with a tough schedule and numerous injuries. Their chances of making the playoffs are slim."
Rich: "Comparing them to Mike Tyson's fight against Buster Douglas—overvalued and underperforming."
Covino: "If the NFC is to root against the 49ers, hoping the Bills shut them out this Sunday, it might give them a needed confidence boost."
Quote: "The 49ers have six losses and can't stay healthy right now. Health is wealth." – Rich [45:30]
Insight: The 49ers face significant challenges this season, including a difficult remaining schedule and injury woes, making their playoff hopes uncertain.
b. Listener Call-In: Jeff from Rhode Island
Timestamp: 52:20
Jeff: "As a 49ers fan, I believe the team has no shot this season. The lack of leadership and playmaking abilities are evident."
Covino: "What happened to Debo? Where's the fire?"
Jeff: "The offense lacks openings, and the team relies too much on individual talents without cohesive leadership."
Insight: Listener Jeff echoes the hosts' sentiments, emphasizing leadership deficits and offensive struggles as primary issues for the 49ers.
c. Listener Call-In: Keto from Alabama
Timestamp: 58:50
Keto: "Looking at the Giants vs. Cowboys game, should Cowboys fans remain hopeful or start contemplating a rebuild?"
Rich: "There are divided opinions among Cowboys fans—some believe in a late-season surge, while others advocate for significant changes."
Keto: "With the current record at 4-7, realistic expectations are key. Root for individual player moments rather than the season's outcome."
Insight: The discussion highlights the split among Cowboys fans regarding the team's future direction, balancing between optimism and practical reassessment.
a. Critique of the Dodgers' Season
Timestamp: 1:05:30
Rich: "We’re going to come down a little hard on your Dodgers. Dodgers fans, you're not going to like this."
Insight: The hosts express critical views of the Dodgers' performance, suggesting they are becoming a weaker team compared to their historical prowess.
a. Thanksgiving Playoffs Trivia
Timestamp: 1:15:00
Covino: "Three famous Thanksgiving plays—2012 Butt Fumble, 1993 Leon Lett blunder, and 1994 Marino's Fake Spike. Can you remember them?"
Rich: "Mark Sanchez's Butt Fumble was in 2012, Leon Lett's snow blunder in 1993, and Marino's fake spike in 1994."
Insight: Engaging in nostalgic conversations, the hosts reminisce about infamous Thanksgiving game moments, fostering listener engagement through shared memories.
a. Preview of Future Segments
Timestamp: 1:25:00
Covino: "Next hour, we'll dive into old school when 50 hits, share embarrassing drunk holiday stories, and critique the Dodgers further."
Rich: "We'll also continue our NFL discussions and prepare for upcoming matchups."
Insight: The show promises continued in-depth sports analysis and entertaining personal anecdotes in upcoming segments.
This episode of The Dan Patrick Show featured Covino and Rich discussing a blend of Thanksgiving traditions and in-depth NFL analysis, particularly focusing on the struggles of the San Francisco 49ers. Listener interactions provided additional perspectives, enriching the conversation. The hosts also critiqued the Los Angeles Dodgers, adding a cross-sport dimension to the discussion. Throughout the episode, memorable quotes and relatable topics kept the conversation engaging and insightful for both regular listeners and newcomers.
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Final Thoughts:
Covino and Rich provided a balanced mix of light-hearted Thanksgiving discussions and serious sports analysis, making the episode both entertaining and informative. Their candid opinions on team performances and relatable holiday topics likely resonated well with the audience, offering valuable insights and engaging content.