The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 1: “Let the Madness Begin, Lakers Looking Dangerous”

Date: March 19, 2026
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
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Episode Overview

This episode of The Dan Patrick Show kicks off NCAA March Madness with lighthearted banter, bracket talk, and in-depth analysis of both college basketball and NBA storylines. Dan and the Danettes dive into bracket strategies, their annual celebrity bracket challenge, observations on dangerous tournament teams, and NBA highlights—most notably LeBron and the Lakers’ late-season surge. The tone remains playful, irreverent, and insightful, drawing in listeners to the buzz and excitement of tournament time.

Main Topics & Segment Timestamps

1. March Madness Hype & Celebrity Bracket Challenge

[03:11–06:24, 09:20–14:18]

• Dan opens with classic banter about March Madness, including his plans to attend Dave & Busters for games with his daughter.
• The Danettes discuss the annual Celebrity Bracket Challenge, listing this year’s participants (John Smoltz, Mark Cuban, Rebecca Lowe, Guy Fieri, Roger Bennett, Phillip Rivers, and others).
  • Dan jokes: “Todd reached out to every beautiful woman in Hollywood…they all turned us down for the bracket.” ([05:33])
• Banter about bracket strategies, possible upsets (“Are you going chalk or not chalk?”), and each host's personal picks (Dan teasing he picked Arizona).

Notable Quote:
“The upsets will come. They always do. And that's always the hook.” – Dan Patrick ([09:20])

2. Disappointment (Reverse) Draft: Choosing Teams Destined to Bust

[10:45–14:18]

• Dan and the crew brainstorm a “Disappointment Draft” (aka Arizona draft)—where you pick top-seeded teams expected to flame out (“The worse they do, the better I do.” – Dan [11:53]).
• Discussion of Arizona’s history as perennial underachievers in the NCAA tournament.
  • Dan admits: “Every year I call them the Chargers of college basketball. I think they're going to win, I hope they're going to win, and they don’t.” ([13:45])
• Plans for the draft’s scoring and potential prize, with playful banter over hedging bets.

Notable Exchange:

• Paulie: “You can't hedge your bets like that.”
• Dan: “I’m gonna win either way. Either they're gonna win it or bow out.” ([13:38])

3. Tournament Matchups, Trivia, and Stats of the Day

[15:45–18:00, 29:29–34:38]

• Dan spotlights individual players, e.g., High Point’s Chase Johnston (elite 3-point shooter: 48.5% on 132 attempts, only four 2-point shots attempted) ([15:45]).
• Trivia on minor league baseball’s top home run hitters weaves into NCAA recap.
• Revisiting the 2024 tournament’s sharpshooter Jack Golke (“Where are they now?”—currently in G League with Texas Legends after Montenegro and Brazil stints).

Notable Quote:
“It's Madness. And that's what we love about it.” – Dan ([09:20])

4. NBA Check-in: Lakers and LeBron’s Vital Role

[35:32–37:46, Play of the Day: 46:39–48:43]

• Callers and hosts discuss the Lakers’ hot streak and LeBron’s continued dominance at 41 (“Watching that man last night, it is just…insane. That team is clicking on all cylinders right now. Watch out.” – Jay in Delaware [35:05]).
• Dan notes the Lakers’ roles are finally defined, with LeBron acting as a super-flexible "third option."
• “LeBron is the ‘what do you need from me’ guy” – Dan ([36:32])
• Play of the Day features Luka Doncic’s clutch three against the Rockets with LeBron starring as well (Lakers shot 60%+)—audio highlight and analysis.

5. Sports Traditions: Retired Jerseys & Number Debates

[39:00–42:53, 50:09–51:10]

• Callers bring up traditions around retired numbers (Cardinals, Bears, Cowboys, USC), debating “honoring” vs. “retiring” jerseys for recruits.
• Dan: “If I'm going to USC…I want to forge my own career. I want to retire my own number.” ([39:23])
• The crew jokes about odd requests—e.g., if anyone would ever get to wear O.J. Simpson’s #32 at USC.

6. Dan's Personal History: The “Villanova Date”

[23:37–28:06]

• Dan recounts missing the iconic Villanova-Georgetown 1985 championship for an early date with his future wife. He only learned the game’s legendary result by calling a CNN hotline from a payphone in the restaurant bathroom.
• The story is reframed by Paulie as a real-life Good Will Hunting press-pass moment (“I’m gonna show her I’m not all about sports.” – Dan [24:30]).

Notable Quote:
“Love comes first. Love comes first.” – Dan ([27:32])

7. Interactive, Off-the-rails Banter & Listener Involvement

[21:00+, Throughout]

• Heavy on incisive and ridiculous banter about sound effects, seats, poll questions, and behind-the-scenes chaos (Marvin absent for possibly dropping an F-bomb live).
• Poll question of the day: “Will this year’s tournament be mostly chalk or upset-laden?” and variations thereof ([09:00, 28:42–29:00]).

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• March Madness Essence:
  “It's simple, it's brutal, it's exhilarating, it's addicting. It's Madness. And that's what we love about it.” – Dan ([09:20])

• On Arizona Picks:
  “I've got Arizona winning it all…Every year I always, I call them the Chargers of college basketball.” – Dan ([13:24, 13:45])

• On LeBron & Lakers:
  “Watching that man last night…it is just…insane. That team is clicking on all cylinders.” – Caller Jay ([35:05])

• Personal Touch:
  “One of the great games of all time, it’s okay. I had one of the great meals—great dates of all time right here with you.” – Dan ([26:29])

• About Missing Sports for Love:
  “You know I love love. Love comes first.” – Dan ([27:32])

• On Lakers’ Playoff Potential:
  “That's the dangerous team right there. And that's what you want to be—a three seed here.” – Dan ([36:32])

• On Retiring Numbers:
  “If I'm going to USC…I want to forge my own career. I want to retire my own number.” – Dan ([39:23])

Key Timestamps

• [03:11] – March Madness talk and intro
• [05:24] – Celebrity Bracket Challenge rundown
• [09:20] – The emotional intensity and ephemeral nature of March Madness
• [10:45] – Reverse/Disappointment Draft explanation
• [13:24] – Dan’s confession: picking Arizona (again)
• [15:45] – Deep dive: Chase Johnston’s “stat of the day”
• [23:37] – Dan’s “Villanova date” and sports vs. life priorities
• [29:29] – Where are they now: Jack Golke segment
• [35:05] – Caller Jay on Lakers/LeBron
• [36:32] – Dan on Lakers’ playoff viability
• [39:00] – Retired numbers discussion
• [46:39] – Play of the Day: Luka and LeBron highlights

Episode Summary Table

| Topic | Timestamp | Key Points | |-----------------------------|--------------|-----------------------------------------------| | March Madness Banter | 03:11–06:24 | Celebrity brackets, bracket talk, Arizona | | Disappointment Draft | 10:45–14:18 | Picking bust teams, Arizona jokes | | Tournament Stats | 15:45–18:00 | Stats of the Day, trivia | | NBA – Lakers & LeBron | 35:05–37:46 | Lakers surge, LeBron analysis | | Retired Jerseys Debate | 39:00–42:53 | Cowblys/USC traditions, number debates | | Dan’s “Villanova Date” | 23:37–28:06 | Love vs. sports, memorable relationship story | | Play of the Day – NBA | 46:39–48:43 | Luka/LeBron highlights |

Final Word

The March 19, 2026 Hour 1 episode captures Dan Patrick and crew in peak form, intertwining sharp hoops analysis, loving mockery of NCAA traditions, high-energy banter, and signature personal storytelling. Whether you crave bracket advice, behind-the-scenes NBA talk, or just old-fashioned sports radio camaraderie, this is a must-listen for tournament season.