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You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio Hour 1 on this Wednesday Dan and the Danette Stan Patrick Show. Glad to have you on board. Stay as long as you like. Well, for three hours. 8773-DP-SHoSH Email Address dpdanpatrick.com Twitter handle @dpshow the merchandise store at danpatrick.com is open and stocked up with fresh new gear. We'll tell you more about the holiday calendar that we'll have out in time for the holidays. That would make it a holiday calendar. Having it out for the holidays, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Stat of the Day brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of the program in the first hour brought to you by Rapid Radios. The official Walkie Talkie The DP Show Push to Talk service National LTE coverage no subscriptions ever. Get them before bad weather occurs. Visit rapidradios.com save up to 60% get free shipping play of the Day Poll Question Stat of the Day all of that forthcoming Good morning if you're watching on Peacock. Thank you, our streaming partner. Download the app if you haven't done so. The NFL opens up tomorrow night. The point spread was seven and a half. It's now eight and a half. The Eagles by eight and a half against the Cowboys. And in case you're wondering, for entertainment purposes, the over under 47 and a half. Who's going to score the first touchdown? Jalen Hurts is your favorite, followed by Saquon Barkley. You got anytime touchdown AJ Brown plus 160 CD Lamb plus 1:40. But the Eagles over the Cowboys. I believe that's the biggest point spread. Is there another one that's close to.
Paul
That, Paul, there's one that's close. The Denver Broncos. It's exact. Denver Broncos giving eight and a half to your Tennessee Titans.
Dan Patrick
Okay, rookie quarterback. Okay. By the way, DraftKings has put out its number one pick odds overall number one pick for the draft. In case you're wondering, is Arch Manning on the list? He is the number one pick, at least the favorite. Right now it's two quarterbacks. Marvin, I'm going to start with you.
Marvin
Cade Club Mick.
Dan Patrick
Nope. He is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5th on the list.
Paul
Paul, Are these fresh odds? Dan?
Dan Patrick
These are fresh. I just got them.
Paul
They look fresh.
Dan Patrick
This, this is. I can smell the ink on that.
Paul
Based off fresh odds. Garrett Nussmeier of lsu.
Dan Patrick
That would be a bloop. And then who is the other quarterback who has the same odds to go number one overall? If you said Penn states Drew Allar, you would be correct. Then Lenora Sellers with my South Carolina Gamecocks. And then it's Arch Manning. Arch Banning somehow is going to overcome that terrible debut against Ohio State, but I don't think he's going. Cade Clubnik is in there. Sam Levitt at Arizona State.
Paul
Oh, handsome kid.
Dan Patrick
How long has he been there?
Paul
He's a transfer. He was there last year.
Dan Patrick
Okay. Fernando Mendoza, plus 2200.
Paul
For your Hoosiers.
Dan Patrick
He was a transfer in, I believe, as well. Yes. I think who really liked him. Oh, Brady Quinn, I think was a. A big Fernando Mendoza guy.
Paul
Join the club. He went from Cal to Indiana.
Dan Patrick
Okay. All right. Plus 2200. All right, so those are the fresh odds on who's going to go number one overall football tomorrow night. Cowboys, Eagles and of course, the big weekend as well. And the Micah Parsons situation is interesting because he is one of the favorites for defensive player of the year. In fact, next hour we will pick who we think will be the defensive player of the year. Yesterday we picked the offensive player of the year. And I think I surprised everybody in the room. I took Christian McCaffrey. I think we're kind of sleeping on the 49ers this year. I don't know why. I think that because they've had injuries. Now all of a sudden it's Brock Purdy's team. But Christian McCaffrey, if healthy, maybe they turn him loose and he has another one of those MVP like seasons. I. It's weird how you. You get to this point and you go, okay, you gotta have your super bowl pick, but you also have to have picks that maybe you take a chance on. Like, for some reason, I Like the Arizona Cardinals. I don't know why I like them. Sometimes you get that thought and you go, I got to get that thought out of my mind.
Paul
Like or love.
Dan Patrick
I like. I don't. I love love, but I don't try to fall in love with a pick or a team. Is anybody in love with the team? And Todd, we're not talking about the Broncos.
Marvin
We're not?
Dan Patrick
No. Because I know you're in love with them, but is anybody in love with a pick that's not their team? But you just go, man, I love that team this year because it, you know, there are a lot of people who love the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Nick Wright was on the show last week and Nick goes, I'm going to whisper this to you because I haven't even said it on my show. He liked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Then all of a sudden, Adam Schefter likes the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Mike Tannenbaum likes the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They might be too hot now. We expect them to win that division. Haven't they won the division five consecutive years? It's not a good division. Saints aren't good. Carolina's improving. Atlanta's the wild card there. Because Atlanta could be one of those, I told you, Atlanta is going to put it all together. Or it could be Michael Pennock's maybe not ready yet. You expect Tampa to be 10 win team. Maybe if you get home field advantage, that. That is the only caveat that I would add to this is if you get to 11 wins, maybe 12 wins now you're hosting games in the playoffs, then I buy into that. But it feels like there's a lot of love for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers now if their wide receivers are healthy. Okay. I think Baker has been undervalued and offensive line is. Is iffy defense. I like coaches underrated. Okay. I could see it. See, that's part of this. When you go. When somebody says, hey, what about. And then you go, I can't see that. Well, I can see that. Hey, how about the Dolphins making the playoffs? I think it's more likely that they trade Tyreek Hill than make the playoffs. Even though it's a bad division. You know, I think the Patriots could be surprising people. I shouldn't say bad division, because I think New England will be improved and Miami does have a good defense. And if Tuist stays healthy, like, Tua would be my comeback player of the year. I think his odds are like 30 to 1. Like, okay, can he stay healthy? Yeah, okay. But that's one of those Teams where you go, I can't fall in love with them. Buffalo and Detroit, you could fall in love with them. The Eagles, again, the commanders, you know, you start to go around the league and you go, how many teams could win the Super Bowl? How many teams have absolutely positively no shot and win the Super Bowl? We'll have that later on. Also, first coach to get fired. I would think either Brian Dable or Kevin Stefanski would be the two guys who are probably the favorites to lose their job. Mike McDaniel of the Dolphins will be on that list as well. I think he might have the second or third best odds, for the lack of a better description. But there's a lot of uncertainty going into the season, but you still feel good. And, like, even if you're a Carolina fan or a Cleveland fan, you just want to see if you're improving. Are we getting any better? You know, can we pull off a couple of surprises? I don't think you're going into the season going, you know, if it all goes well, you know, we can. We can win this division. Okay. I mean, you can have hope. You don't have hope. There's certain basketball teams in certain. Certain baseball teams. You have no hope whatsoever. But in football, it feels like all you got to do is win a couple more games. Somebody is going to go from last to first. It happens every single year. There'll be three or four new teams in, and then those teams, three or four teams will drop out of the playoffs from year to year. That's the way it happens in the NFL. Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
Like, if you're a Carolina Panthers fan, you feel good going into this season because even the game you lost to the Chiefs, you guys were really, really competitive in that game and could have won it. So if you're the Browns or the Titans or the Saints. Yeah, you just want a little bit of competitive fire. Like, you know what? That was a good loss.
Dan Patrick
Dylan just sent me the odds on two. A comeback player of the year. He's plus 2500. All right. By the way, gambling podcast this week, we have all the NFL picks guaranteed to go wrong with Dylan, Shane, Irving, and Bad Larry. And we're still trying to work this out logistically that I would watch the Cowboys Eagles game Thursday night with Shea in the man cave. I just don't know if I can trust him. If we're going to live stream this, that we're not going to have language on that now. He's. He says, look, Danny, I'm not, not drinking, so I'll be good. Like, okay. I'd have to have a disclaimer, I would think. But he wants to. He's willing to watch the game. And I don't care who wins. But sometimes I like to see Shay tormented because it's good content. But there are times when I think I'm taking advantage of him. When I called him after the Micah Parsons trade. Danny. I'm not in a good spot. I go. Exactly. Come on, join us on the show. And if you heard that, you heard a grown man crying out for help. Yes, Paul.
Paul
I think on a live stream, language is winked at. It's okay because people are choosing to download it or click on it.
Dan Patrick
Winked on it. Yeah. Okay.
Paul
They wink at it.
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Dan Patrick
I'm gonna wink on this. All right, Seaton, you got a poll question to start out the first hour of this award nominated program. Yeah.
Seaton
Why don't we start with how many teams do you think can win the Super Bowl?
Dan Patrick
Okay. And we're just gonna give a number there.
Seaton
Well, I could give an over under if you want.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Seaton
We can kind of decide that number.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Seaton
I kind of have. Just looking through, doing the. My, like. Yes. No, I had six for sure, and then four dark horses, so I don't know if my number would be 6 or if it would be 10.
Dan Patrick
Including the dark horses, I would say let's go with the six. Six and a half. Yeah, Paul.
Paul
But Seaton's dark horse means there's a chance. So that means his list could be 10. I lean towards his list is 10.
Dan Patrick
All right, so nine and a half teams could win the SU. Win the Super Bowl. Is that what we're saying, Seaton?
Seaton
Nine and a half.
Dan Patrick
That they could win the Super Bowl. Wow, that's a lot of teams. All right, we'll run down the list of those that we think can win the super bowl, and then we'll run down the teams that have absolutely no chance whatsoever. That's fun. All right. 8, 7, 7, 3. DP show email address dpdanpatrick.com Twitter handle @dp show operator Tyler sitting. He'll take your phone calls. The Micah Parsons situation with his back. You're playing Detroit. You got a division rival here, and, you know, obviously a tough matchup right out of the gate. Aiden Hutchinson back for Detroit. High expectations for both of these teams. And you're not quite sure about Micah Parsons. Even if he didn't have a tender back, I would still probably have him on a pitch. Count of how many. How many snaps is he going to Be in there for. What kind of situations is he going to be in there for? Because I. I gotta look at a long season here. Not, hey, let's show Dallas what they're missing. I want to preserve him for when we really need him. Here is Micah Parsons talking about how he's focusing on one thing in Green Bay.
Marvin
Micah, are you getting the sense?
Dan Patrick
And I know. Hold on here, Marvin, who's providing the beatbox there, get the club.
Marvin
I think that just came. That came. That's how it came.
Dan Patrick
Oh, okay. So this. They added the background music. This is the Packers YouTube channel.
Marvin
Yeah. I didn't add it.
Dan Patrick
Okay, okay. All right. Well, I just want to let the audience know that this isn't our club. Yes. Paul.
Paul
Micah, how do you feel about the season? And how do you feel about this groove?
Dan Patrick
Here we go.
Marvin
Micah, are you getting the sense?
Dan Patrick
And I know it's just first impressions.
Marvin
That Green Bay is going to be.
Dan Patrick
A real good fit for you.
Marvin
Yes.
Dan Patrick
Just. Just focus on ball.
Marvin
You know, I think I'm just gonna take a break from everything. I'm just so ready to just focus on this thing that. Which really it's all about, and that's just this football right here of what we love. And I think here is just all about ball. They pour everything into this football. And this is probably what I did in my life. And I told my family, they said, are you happy? I said, I couldn't be happier. I feel it like. Like you ever just had that feeling, like you're just like, I think I made the right decision, and that's exactly what I feel.
Dan Patrick
You know, $47 million a year will really help that decision. Yeah. How about I check back with you in January, December weather there in Green Bay? And what if he said no? This doesn't start out with the question here again, Marvin, Micah, are you getting the sense? And I know it's just first impressions. That Green Bay is going to be a real good fit for you. Okay. What if he said, I don't know, I'm not getting good vibes here. You know, I. I'd still like to go back, but, you know, they're paying me 47 million. I'm okay. I'm gonna get used to it. What did you think he was going to say? What is it about Green Bay that you like first impressions? That's a little bit better than you're starting to get the feel that this. This a good place for you. I'm not gonna buy. I'm gonna rent, but yeah, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about this. Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
I feel bad because I'm just jamming to the music instead of hearing.
Dan Patrick
Oh, you didn't have to say.
Marvin
I was like, oh, he did. Oh, he said that. Great.
Seaton
The only thing I heard was they put a lot into football.
Dan Patrick
Oh, really? The packers do? As opposed to no kid at Green Bay.
Seaton
They put a lot into.
Dan Patrick
No kidding.
Paul
They really care.
Dan Patrick
Wow. Yeah. They're starting. They're starting to like this sport. It's a great place to be then, I guess, huh? Yes, Todd.
Marvin
I was hoping at the end of.
Dan Patrick
That fight he was gonna.
Marvin
Throw your hands up.
Dan Patrick
Throw your hands up.
Marvin
You gotta give me a little something. Are you getting. Put your hands up. And I know. Hands up. Throw your hands. Let me get a light out there on the crowd. Let me get your hands up. Wave them like you just don't care. Give me something.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. I don't know why you have to add the music, Marvin. Can you. Can you help me understand that?
Marvin
I have no clue, I guess, to hype people up. I was like, it's just an interview. You don't have to do that. It's not the hype video. It's not the slow motion part where you put the music underneath it. It's a guy interviewing Micah Parsons. Like, no, no, no. And if you do bring that music down way lower, like we play NFL games or in or out. It doesn't have to be. Come on, relax.
Dan Patrick
How about we take a break, Will? When we come back, the number of teams who can win the super bowl not go to the super bowl. Win the Super Bowl. And the number of teams who have absolutely no chance whatsoever. We'll take a break. We're back after this. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio in the iHeartRadio app. Hey, it's Ben, host of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. Would mean a lot to have you join us on our weekly auditory journey. You're asking, what in God's name is the fifth Hour? I'll tell you. It's a spin off of the Ben Maller Show, a cold hit overnights on fsr. Why should you listen? Picture, if you will, a world where we chat with captains of industry in media, sports and more every week. Explore some amazing facts about human nature and more. Listen to the fifth hour with Ben Mather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Dan Patrick
You know there's still information that's coming out about Micah Parsons. The Cowboys two days before the trade and trying to go back and see if they could get a deal done and then all of a sudden realized that they couldn't because it felt like, you know when somebody says hey, I'm gonna leave. All right? Leave. I'm really gonna leave. Go ahead. Could we talk about this one more time before I leave? I still think deep down, Micah Parsons wants to be wanted to be a Cowboy. This is. I got an offer I can't refuse. It's a great offer. I'm playing for a great organization in a football crazy town. We're actually, you know, competitive. We have a chance to go to the Super Bowl. I think he's got to look at the positives, but I, you know, he wanted to be a Cowboy, and I think this is where. Hey, I'm gonna say goodbye. I'm. I'm. I'm requesting a trade. And then all of a sudden, it's like, did you hear? I'm requesting a trade. Yeah, we. We got it. Okay. Go ahead. See what you can find. And then all of a sudden, it's like, man, they're. They're serious. Jerry doesn't want me back, maybe. And then all of a sudden, it's like, all right, I'm leaving. I. I double. I double dare you to not say, okay, I'm leaving. And now Micah in Green Bay. And it's one of those where now you have to convince yourself, hey, this is. This is who I am now. This is where I am now. And you won't be a Dallas Cowboy. And that's a tough address to give up. I know there's a lot that goes into that, but when you're good, you're great, but when you're bad, you're terrible. That just goes along with the territory with Dallas. And here they are, eight and a half point underdogs against the Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah. Yeah.
Seaton
That is true that being a Cowboy is a different thing, but he landed in equally, if not more so, an iconic spot.
Dan Patrick
There's nothing like the Cowboys address.
Seaton
Packers. And Lambeau is.
Dan Patrick
It's great.
Seaton
You know, it's not Carolina.
Dan Patrick
It's. It's great.
Seaton
So he didn't become a Jaguar that.
Dan Patrick
You'Re like, oh, God, now what are you going to do? Let's go around the room. Would you rather be playing in Green Bay or Dallas? If you're Micah Parsons, Todd.
Marvin
Dallas Cowboys.
Dan Patrick
All right, Marvin.
Marvin
Packers.
Dan Patrick
All right, Seaton. Packers. Paulie.
Paul
Green Bay.
Dan Patrick
No doubt. I would rather be in Dallas because that's the team that I grew up liking, and that's the team that I wanted to stay with. That's home to me, Green Bay. That's your home away from home now. Now you have a better chance. They're Great fans, They're loyal fans. And you have a chance to win. That's really important. And showcase your talents. Yes.
Seaton
But I think, like, Micah had the chance to do all the things that you said.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Like he.
Seaton
He very much had a chance to stay there and sign a lesser deal, but that wasn't as important to him.
Dan Patrick
Well, maybe not to his agent, because the agent, it felt like when, you know, the quote was, you know, stick that contract up your. You know what? Then all of a sudden things changed. That's like Jerry Jones saying. Wait a minute, hold on. What?
Seaton
That's his childhood team telling him to do that to himself. Yeah, I mean that.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Seaton
They didn't want him then.
Dan Patrick
Oh, they did, because Jerry did, you know, they did come back and try to sign him. Now, once again, these are the reports. So Jerry wasn't going to let him out the door. Maybe we can, you know, have this resurface and we can smooth this over. That was late in the game, 11th hour. The Cowboys did want to sign him. It just after a while, the acrimony that was there and then the number that was attached to this, they thought they were ending at where the negotiations actually started. So both sides, there was a disconnect there. They thought they had a deal that was going to be around $40 million a year. And then all of a sudden, no, we're starting the negotiations. Then it went up to 47. For over 40 years, Tire Rack has been helping customers find the right tires for how and what and where they drive. Ship fast and free back by free road hazard protection, convenient installation options. Tirerack.com the way tire buying should be. All right, the number of teams who can win the Super Bowl. Right. Todd, give me the list of teams you think can win the Super Bowl. Not go to the Super Bowl. Win the super bowl.
Marvin
I have six AFC teams and seven NFC teams. Here are my 13 teams, if you'll let me do all 13.
Dan Patrick
Very generous.
Marvin
In alphabetical order. Bengals, Bills, Broncos, Buccaneers, Commanders, Chiefs, Eagles, Lions, Packers, Rams, Ravens, Steelers, Vikings. All 13, in my opinion, have a chance to make it and win the Super Bowl.
Dan Patrick
All right, Seton, how many teams do you have winning the Super Bowl?
Seaton
I have six. Ken, for dark horses.
Dan Patrick
All right, give me your.
Seaton
Mine are Eagles, Ravens, Buffalo, Kansas City, the Lions and the Packers. Those are the ones that I think can win the Super Bowl. My dark horse teams are the Buccaneers, the commanders, the 49ers and the Bengals.
Dan Patrick
Okay, Marvin, our camera angle was. Had the top of Marvin's head while they were trying to focus on you, Seaton. And then Marvin ducks his head down as Mario the director probably told him, hey, drop your noggin.
Marvin
Yeah, everyone's just seeing the top of this milk dud I got right here.
Dan Patrick
By the way, you look like a yell leader. Like you'd be on the sidelines, you know, as a cheerleader.
Marvin
Oh, yeah, I'm just like George Raveling today. You put on my Nike gear, but.
Dan Patrick
You got your red shorts on, your red Nikes, and your T shirt color coordinated. You look like you'd be. You need a. Huskies.
Marvin
Huskies.
Dan Patrick
You look like a yell leader. You'd be on the sidelines. Yeah.
Marvin
Come on, everybody.
Dan Patrick
Get up, get up. Okay, how many teams?
Marvin
I got six. Okay, Bills, Ravens, Chiefs, Eagles, Rams, Lions.
Dan Patrick
Okay, Paul, I'm loose.
Paul
I have 12. Bills, Ravens, Bengals, Texans, Chiefs, Chargers. I was wishy washy on the Broncos, and I did not put them in a little early. The nfc. I have Eagles, commanders, Lions, Packers, Buccaneers, Rams.
Dan Patrick
Okay. All right. You guys are really generous on winning the Super Bowl. Not getting there. Winning.
Paul
Yes, Paul, it does seem like the sport where if you make the playoffs, it's a clean slate. Like Eli Manning back in the day. One, two, where I think they. They squeaked in.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Yeah. I think we're like nine and seven.
Seaton
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
How many teams don't have a chance? Zero. And I don't like to say zero, but let's say they have 1% chance of winning the Super Bowl. All right, Todd, you have your list of these teams cannot win the super bowl.
Marvin
I have 10 teams that cannot win the Super Bowl. I know it sounds like a lot, but here we go.
Dan Patrick
Br.
Marvin
Browns, Giants, Saints, Titans, Jets, Jaguars, Colts, Panthers, Falcons. And I even put in the Cardinals. These 10 teams just cannot win the.
Dan Patrick
Super bowl this year. I'd probably have Atlanta and Arizona taken out of that. I think that both those teams can make the playoffs. Seaton, how many teams cannot win the Super Bowl?
Seaton
Well, I think this is interesting because if we just did how many teams we think can win the Super Bowl? The flip side of that should automatically be how many teams we don't think can win. This Easy with the logic.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, we don't apply logic easy.
Seaton
However, if we do a list of teams that, like, essentially have no shot, the other ones are like, I just missed that one. I guess I would put the Panthers. The Broncos. Oh, the Titans, Saints, Cardinals. I'm going to say there's about somewhere between eight to ten teams that have no shot.
Dan Patrick
No shot. Zero shot. No shot. Marvin.
Marvin
Panthers, Saints, Jets, Patriots. Colts, Falcons, Cardinals, Chargers, Bears, Titans.
Dan Patrick
So the Browns have a chance. Oh, yeah.
Marvin
I thought it was Meredith. Sorry. I forgot about the Browns.
Seaton
I just real. I didn't put the Giants in there.
Dan Patrick
The Browns. Yeah.
Seaton
The Seahawks aren't winning anything. I don't really think the Bears are going to do that. All right, Paul, My list is growing.
Paul
My no chancers are Jets, Browns, Jaguars, Titans, Giants, Bears, Panthers, Saints.
Dan Patrick
Because there's varying degrees of they can win it, they can be in it. They have no chance whatsoever. I don't think it's. Those teams can win the Super Bowl. Therefore, those that you didn't mention, those are the ones who can't win the Super Bowl. I think Atlanta, I think Arizona, that they would have a chance to make the playoffs. And really maybe that's what it comes down to. These teams have no chance of making the playoffs. Browns or Saints? Carolina. I don't know who else you wanted. You know, Jets. Do you throw them in there as well? Yes, Todd.
Marvin
My list would go from 10 to 4. If it's teams that can't even make the playoffs, I would just have Browns, Giants, Saints and Titans.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Marvin
All the other ones that I had listed I think can possibly make the playoffs.
Dan Patrick
And that' probably a more interesting list. These teams can win the Super Bowl. These teams have no chance of making the playoffs because Seattle can make the playoffs, the Raiders can make the playoffs. The Texans are going to, you know, be a playoff team. Can Jacksonville make the playoffs? Like they're still one of those interesting. I have no idea. Very little buzz about Jacksonville. Yes, Marvin, they have the luxury of.
Marvin
Being an AFC south where it's like we can maybe squeak in if we play the Texans well.
Dan Patrick
And chances are most of your games are at 1 o' clock on Sunday or Thursday night. You just get it out of the way. It's like, ah, yeah, Jacksonville played and maybe Liam, Liam Cohen can help out, you know, their, their offense just like he did with Baker Mayfield. Maybe you get a little, you know, revitalization there, a little boost or something because at at some point if they don't get the production out of their quarterback, then you're going to move on.
Paul
Yeah, Paulie, Trevor Lawrence is about to run out of hall passes after this season. He's like in that not a bus. No one would ever say the word bust, but that it's not working out. We're getting the year five.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I know, but he got the extension. He got paid. Here are the worst odds to win the super bowl according to DraftKings. The worst odds to win the Saints. Then it's the Browns, the Jets, by the way, plus 50,000 for the Saints to win the Super Bowl. Plus 40,000 for the Browns. The jets at plus 25,000. The Titans plus 2,000. Then it's Panthers, Colts, Raiders, and the Giants. You know, the Colts aren't very, They're. They were on the doorstep of making the playoffs last year, so they missed it by a game. I like the Raiders this year. I, you know, they got skill, position players. You got Pete Carroll. Gino has kind of settled into knowing exactly who he is, what to expect, and he's a good quarterback. That's, that's all you need, good quarterback. You've got Max Crosby. You know, you got your running back, you got your tight end. I mean, I'm not as high on the Chargers. You lose Slater and man, is that a big deal. If, if they have him, then you, you could certainly make a case they could win this division. They had, what, 11 wins last year? But yeah, Giants. But I would take the Raiders and the Colts out of there for some reason, like, I like them a little bit more maybe than I should, but, you know, I'm just a Danny Dimes fan and, you know, he's going to make some magic because he can spin it. Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
No, if you say so.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Thank you. Spin it. Thank you.
Marvin
They should spin it.
Dan Patrick
And he can spin it. Okay. Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
I feel bad because they're up there for me, for the most irrelevant team going into this season. They're up there with the Titans. Yeah. There's nothing interesting about them.
Dan Patrick
When you got a good running back, they get good receivers.
Marvin
I love Jonathan Taylor Thomas, but that's it.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paul
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was a child actor of the 90s.
Dan Patrick
Oh.
Paul
Not a running back.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Marvin
No, I know. I said that on purpose.
Dan Patrick
I know. I didn't know if he had hyphenated his name. I had missed something there, but. Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Paul in Indiana. Good morning, Paul. What's on your mind?
Caller
Oh, Dan, thanks for taking my call. Six foot, 170. I just wanted to call in, say Todd's awesome. Man, that cracked me up. And you're doing the Micah Parsons press conference and throw your hands up. That cracked me up. You're awesome, Todd. That's all I got.
Dan Patrick
Thank you. How about that?
Marvin
It's very nice. Spreading some love and positivity is a good thing.
Dan Patrick
You, you crack up, Paul.
Marvin
My favorite thing to do is Paul.
Dan Patrick
In Indiana, not Paul Lee.
Seaton
There's, ah, Paul that likes it.
Marvin
Boys Heard more than enough for me.
Dan Patrick
Most people are appalled.
Marvin
People are laughing and having a good time.
Dan Patrick
They are. And really, that's all that matters. Yeah.
Marvin
Micah, are you getting the sense. And I know it's just first impressions. That Green Bay is going to be.
Dan Patrick
A real good fit for you.
Marvin
Yes. Just.
Dan Patrick
Just throw your hands up.
Marvin
Throw your hands up. Just get your hands up. Everything.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. There we go.
Marvin
I knew scene would help me out.
Dan Patrick
That's how Paul in Indiana. He's laughing right now at that. Alrighty, we'll get to your. More phone calls.
Marvin
I'm sorry. I waited 10 seconds for him. Just say, put your hands up. Put your hands up. No, Throw your hands in the air like you don't care.
Dan Patrick
Word up. Word up.
Marvin
It's the car.
Dan Patrick
Word. All righty. Okay, we'll take a break here. We got our poll question. Your phone calls are always welcome. 877-3DP show. Paul is not laughing. No, not this Paul. No. Paul in Indiana. You just made his day, Tom.
Marvin
Some people are more easily amused. I appreciate that. I really do. I need that, actually.
Dan Patrick
Oh, dear. All right, we'll take a break. We're back after this. On the Dan Patrick Show, Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows@foxsportsradio.com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live life's messy.
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Caller
Oh, my God.
Dan Patrick
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Caller
That's going on, boss.
Dan Patrick
Hey, man.
Caller
Hey, man. I just have a rant for you. For everyone else that's dogging my Saints.
Dan Patrick
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I gave you what Vegas says about your Saints, not my opinion about your Saints. I told you that you have the worst odds to win the Super Bowl. Now convince me otherwise.
Caller
But any other days y' all talking about the Saints. You, you and your buddy over there. You guys are always dogging the Saints. It's not just you. It's everyone. And I want to know. This is a question for everybody. Last year, everyone was hurt. We wasn't even the last team in the NFL. We wasn't 32. So how can with everybody come back, we go down to the last team in the NFL? It's going to be impossible for the Saints to be last in the NFL when everybody is back, and we wasn't last when everybody was hurt. I have a lot of faith in our quarterback and that officer line.
Dan Patrick
You have a lot of faith in Spencer Rattler?
Caller
I definitely do. He. Last year he went 0 and 6. He was behind a offensive line that no one even heard of. Our officer line was dismantled with injuries, and they put a rookie out, a rookie out there. And yes, he went 06. Now, I believe when he's out there with the full officer line, his running ability, his accuracy, and with our division not being the best and our schedule not being the hardest, I say we win at least eight to nine games.
Dan Patrick
All right? All right. Well, call me back during the season. I'm not rooting against the Saints, Dre. I don't have any bias. I'm unbiased with this. I. Whatever the story is, is what I want. If the Saints are great, great story. That's all. If they're bad, they have the number one pick. Does Arch Manning come out so he can play in his hometown? That's all I'm concerned about, but good luck. I'm glad you're passionate, but I'm not sitting here. Go, boy. I hate the Saints. It's. I'm telling you what Vegas says they have the worst odds to win the Super Bowl. Vegas is saying that a place where you live. Yes, Paulie.
Paul
Also, the public doesn't dislike the Saints. The organization, the city, it's. It's probably one of the more rooted for NFL franchises generally.
Dan Patrick
Pretty well liked. Yeah, I'm okay with the. I mean, I love their uniforms. Yeah, I. I don't have any bias against them or grudge against them or any of that. I just. I have to call it like I see it. Let's see Tom and Columbus. Hi, Tom.
Caller
Hey, D.P. how you doing?
Dan Patrick
Great.
Caller
First time caller. 5, 8, 235 used to be 510. And I'm now. Yeah, 175. So they never lose. So anyway, I'm calling because one here in Columbus, everybody's in a really good mood and they turned a suicide hotline off because we were named number one above Penn State. So that's a good thing, I suppose. Two, I really like you guys and I trust what you say. And I'm a Browns fan for the last 66 years, so that tells you how old I am. And man, hearing that, they absolutely have zero chance there for a second, I thought you want to say they had a 1% chance, which is at least something. And two, that we're going to lose the only coaches I've liked since Marty Schottenheimer. It's been a tough morning listening to you.
Dan Patrick
Well, I don't have any bias against the Browns, Tom. When Baker was there, you know, they were cool. I would never have signed desean Watson. I said that I thought Baker played to OBJ and that was to his detriment. But I, I don't sit here and go, boy, I hate the Browns. It was the first team I rooted for. Jim Brown and Leroy Kelly, Frank Ryan, I mean, Milt Morin, I think he was on that team. But, yeah, I, I don't have any. People take this personally. I'm just telling you what the odds are. The odds are the, the coach to get fired. The earliest is Kevin Stefanski. Vegas doesn't have any opinion. They. They don't play. They don't care. The Browns have the worst odds to win the Super Bowl. And would I put them at 1%? Yes. I'd put everybody at 1%. Because you have a chance, because you're playing. But, you know, Saints fans, Browns fans, relax. Just go out and win, then go scoreboard and then call in and say, oh, remember when you gave me the Vegas. Yes, that's fine. But I don't root for or against. I root for a great story. And a great story could be the Cowboys make the playoffs or they end up with three wins. It's still a good story. There's things attached to it. If, if the Bills finally win a Super bowl or Detroit wins a Super bowl, the Ravens, they get to win another Super Bowl. Lamar wins the Super. Like I'm. If the Chiefs go back or if they don't make the playoffs, that's how I look at the season. I. I don't go, boy, that team. That's why I don't like making a Super bowl pick. Because then I'm. I find myself rooting for a team or rooting against a team, and I don't like doing that. I like just watching. Yeah. Like my loyalty is long gone. Long gone. Let's see Jeff in San Antonio. Hi, Jeff.
Caller
Morning, dt. Thanks for the call, buddy.
Dan Patrick
Yep.
Caller
Out here at Cleaning Falls and South Texas in the sunshine, listening to dp, who's got it better than me?
Dan Patrick
Nobody.
Caller
Well, I'm here to agree with you.
Marvin
I'm glad you're hiring my Raiders this year.
Caller
You know, I think everybody's underestimating Chip Kelly's influence here. He turns tight ends and running backs into stars and, well, Brock, and Brock.
Dan Patrick
Bowers was a star. But I do like Chip Kelly being there as an offensive coordinator. I do like that. I don't know, there's just certain teams where you kind of feel, you know, I have a pretty good track record of saying, hey, this is the team to watch this year or this, this team won't be as good. But that's, you know, once again, it's not a bias against somebody. Yeah, if, if Denver goes to the super bowl, it's a great story. The commanders go, it's a great story. That's all I care about. Because you can tell a great story over and over and over. All right, coming up, Kyle Brent, Good Morning Football co host Michael Urban will stop by. Are the Clippers in trouble with the NBA? Pablo Torre has a report. That's all coming up.
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Episode: NFL Season Preview, Micah Parsons Is All About Ball
Date: September 3, 2025
Host: Dan Patrick & the Danettes (Paul, Seaton, Marvin, Todd)
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts & Dan Patrick Podcast Network
This hour kicks off The Dan Patrick Show’s comprehensive NFL season preview. Dan and the Danettes debate Super Bowl contenders and pretenders, dissect the headline-grabbing Micah Parsons trade to Green Bay, and analyze fresh odds for the NFL Draft’s number one pick. Laced with humor, banter, and classic DP Show poll questions, the episode channels the anticipation and uncertainty ahead of Week 1, with listeners joining the conversation by phone.
“Who's going to score the first touchdown? Jalen Hurts is your favorite, followed by Saquon Barkley… The Eagles over the Cowboys. I believe that's the biggest point spread.”
— Dan Patrick [04:14]
“Is Arch Manning on the list? ...If you said Penn State's Drew Allar, you would be correct... Arch Banning somehow is going to overcome that terrible debut against Ohio State, but I don't think he's going.”
— Dan Patrick [06:17]
“All you got to do is win a couple more games. Somebody is going to go from last to first. It happens every single year. There’ll be three or four new teams in, and then those teams... will drop out of the playoffs from year to year. That’s the way it happens in the NFL.”
— Dan Patrick [12:18]
Micah Parsons’ blockbuster move from the Cowboys to the Packers is a focal point.
Micah is among Defensive Player of the Year favorites.
Dan acknowledges Parsons likely wanted to stay in Dallas, but circumstances and money ($47M/yr) made Green Bay his new home.
The Danettes humorously debate whether they’d rather play in Dallas or Green Bay.
“$47 million a year will really help that decision. How about I check back with you in January, December weather there in Green Bay?... I still think deep down, Micah Parsons wanted to be a Cowboy.”
— Dan Patrick [17:44, 26:04]
“My list is Bills, Ravens, Chiefs, Eagles, Rams, Lions.”
— Marvin [32:22]
“I’d put everybody at 1%. Because you have a chance, because you’re playing. ...Just go out and win, then go scoreboard and then call in.”
— Dan Patrick [51:45, 53:45]
“I have to call it like I see it… If the Saints are great, great story. That's all. If they're bad, they have the number one pick...”
— Dan Patrick [49:44]
Dan on NFL optimism:
“Football, it feels like all you got to do is win a couple more games. Somebody is going to go from last to first.” [12:18]
On Micah Parsons’ new home:
“You ever just had that feeling... like, I think I made the right decision, and that's exactly what I feel.”
— Micah Parsons (audio clip) [17:12]
“$47 million a year will really help that decision.”
— Dan Patrick [17:44]
Panel Super Bowl Contenders Debate:
“That’s a lot of teams... We’ll run down the list of those that we think can win the super bowl and then we’ll run down the teams that have absolutely no chance.”
— Dan Patrick [15:13]
Fan call banter:
“Last year, everyone was hurt...when everybody comes back, we go down to the last team in the NFL? ...I say we win at least eight to nine games.”
— Dre in Vegas [49:07]
Humor & Show Vibe:
“Just. Just throw your hands up... Throw your hands up.” (multiple show members riffing on interview music) [40:36]
| Time | Segment/Topic | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:47-04:16 | NFL Kickoff: Eagles-Cowboys spread & odds | | 05:41-07:20 | NFL Draft odds for #1 pick, Arch Manning debate | | 07:21-13:49 | Super Bowl/Playoff predictions, team debates | | 12:33-13:11 | On perennial NFL hope & worst-to-first stories | | 16:25-18:48 | Micah Parsons on joining the Packers | | 28:22-32:29 | Would you rather be a Packer or a Cowboy? | | 30:37-35:57 | Full list debate: Who can (and can’t) win SB | | 49:07-51:07 | Saints fan Dre’s passionate call | | 51:44-53:57 | Browns fan Tom laments perception & odds |
The show replayed Micah Parsons’ first Green Bay interview with background club music, prompting a comedic deconstruction:
This episode embodies the DP Show’s strengths: sharp, candid NFL analysis, lighthearted debates, and relatable fan engagement. The Micah Parsons trade provides a focal point for discussion on NFL loyalty, money, and identity; the Super Bowl contender poll stirs lively, informed disagreement; and the show’s tone remains fun and welcoming, even as it delivers detailed sports insight.