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Dan Patrick
Poll question from hour one, Dylan. And then what are we going to go with hour two?
Dylan
We had two from the first hour. Are you okay with Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez being a part of MLB broadcasts? 39 say sure, 38 say absolutely, and 22% say nope.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Dylan
And then if I were in the home run derby, hat forwards or hat backwards? 62% say hat backwards. That would be correct.
Dan Patrick
The fact that there was a million dollar. Once again, I'd like to think that I'm up on things. First of all, I didn't know it was on Netflix. Second of all, I didn't know it was a million dollars. Now, okay, maybe I haven't been as dialed in to the minutia with major League baseball, but I don't. Did you guys see the promotion for the All Star Game? Unless you're watching sometimes. Now, we were guilty of this at the mothership. We used to just promote on those who were watching SportsCenter, you know, on ESPN. And I go, well, we already have that audience. Why don't we promote SportsCenter on other networks? They looked at me like I was crazy. And I said, it's already an echo chamber. If people are watching ESPN, then they're going to watch SportsCenter. How about we give them clips to say this is why you watch SportsCenter. I don't know if Netflix put this out on other channels, other streaming partners, or other streaming competitors, but I don't know. A million dollars at stake for the Home Run Derby. Okay, then it doesn't matter who's in it. And by the way, the Philly fans were the stars last night. They were booing these kids who were shagging fly balls. And rightfully so. Those kids dropped a couple of them. But you had Kyle Schwaber against Jordan Walker. And Walker comes through six consecutive home runs. He wins a million dollars. And I mentioned what you win if you win the slam dunk contest. $105,000. Three point shooting contest. 60,000. Skills challenge. 55,000. If you want to get names. I think putting. Marvin, do you have a list of those who have won the slam dunk contest in the last five years and how many of those players are recognizable? Yeah, Paulie.
Paul
So I think it was $100,000 and they bumped it up to 105. Dan, to really bring in the star power.
Dan Patrick
We can't get anybody to do the slam dunk contest. What are we going to do? How about we go from 100,000 to 105? We're going to get LeBron. Do you have the last five years slam dunk champions, Marvin?
Paulie
I do.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paulie
All right, so we're going to start in 2022. Obi Toppin.
Jimmy
All right.
Dan Patrick
University of Dayton.
Mark
That's right.
Paulie
And then the next three, our boy, Mack McClung.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paulie
And then this past year, Kashad Johnson of the Miami Heat.
Dan Patrick
Huh?
Paulie
I. And you know, I'm basketball.
Dan Patrick
You are. You are.
Paulie
And I don't know who that is.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. You know what if. If we take out the Mac McClung era. You know, there's a lot of randos in there. Yes, Mark.
Paulie
So probably the last guy. So the last person who was in the. Who won the slam dunk contest who made an All Star game was Donovan Mitchell. He won in 2018.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paul
Yeah, Paul, he was young at the time, but Donovan Mitchell was a very good player. The years after Mitchell, Hamadu Diallo of the Thunder, Derek Jones Jr. Not to be confused with the Heat, Anthony Simmons, Simons of the Trailblazer. So not big names.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. If you want to get the stars to come out, you got to do something that catches their attention. Now, if Bryce Harper say that the home run, the All Star festivities were in New York, would Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwaber have been in the Home Run Derby? Would Aaron Judge have been in it? So I think location has a lot to do with it. The pressure of in your own ballpark. But a million dollars, even if you're making 50, still a million dollars. Now, it's not good for your swing, but it could be good for your brand. And Jordan Walker, he's 24, one of the youngest to ever do it. Yes. Dylan.
Rebecca Nagle
Yeah.
Dylan
Remember the. The first year Pete Alonzo won it, he was in a similar situation where he made more from the derby than his salary for the year. I actually think good betting strategy going forward. Pick the guy who's making the least amount of money that year because he's going to be the hungriest by far.
Dan Patrick
And Netflix, I think, did okay. Like, I don't get caught up in. Unless somebody's doing something really unique and you go, wow, that's different than anybody else. But some camera angles I had problems with. If Bonds is on there, and if. If Barry wants to be engaging, he's very bright. Just like a rod. If he wants to be engaging, he's very bright. Good. I'm fine with that. If we can learn something, he can point out things. And Bonds did that last night. I'm okay with that. Did have a problem with Albert Pujols's hair, though.
Paulie
Like, shave the sides, please.
Dan Patrick
I don't know. I gotta. I gotta slick that back or something. Yes, yes, Dylan.
Jeremy Fowler
Yeah.
Dylan
Or wear a hat. The Netflix actually also has the Field of Dreams game in August, which Barry Bonds will also be there for.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Dylan
Cinematic.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I mean, I'm. I'm fine with that. Yeah.
Paul
Paul had to test the corn before we eat it.
Dan Patrick
Oh, all that. Wow.
Jimmy
Wow.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Paul
Paul, you mentioned about watching Barry Bonds. It's like there's a glow around him or a haze around him where when you're watching him do good baseball analysis, you're still like, why is this guy here? No one's talking about the big picture in the room. The big gorilla in the room. And it's just always around him when you watch him. You can't watch him without that umbrella of scandal over him, I don't think.
Dan Patrick
Well, it feels like we move past a rod with that. I mean, it's. He's been doing it a long time, but he's not getting into the hall of Fame and Bonds isn't getting into the hall of Fame. But they're the spokespeople. When you're saying, hey, who's going to be the voice and face of Major League Baseball? And you pick those two guys. That's the curiosity part of this. Now you might say, wow, you get to see Bonds. Now you get to hear Bonds. We rarely heard Bonds because he didn't do interviews. You just got to see what he was doing at the end of his career. People forget how great he was with Pittsburgh, but he was just a different player in Pittsburgh. He decided that Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire were the faces of the game and he knew they were cheating. And I remember somebody telling me the story of Bonds was with some people in Florida and said, watch what I can do. And now I'm paraphrasing, but that was the feeling at the table. Watch what I can do. Because I was told that he was bothered by McGuire and Sosa being the faces of the game and they were one dimensional and they were hitting all these home runs. Yes, Marv.
Paulie
And because of the steroid era, as much as we loved it in the moment, the numbers don't mean as much anymore. People forget. No one knows. 762 people know. 755. A rod had almost 700 home runs. He had 696. Yeah, people have no idea how many home runs he hit. They just know he cheated. And he got suspended for a full season.
Dan Patrick
He got suspended a couple of times, but when he was in Seattle, I don't think he had that cloud over him now. He wasn't playing in a big media market. He was just a man. That guy's really good. And then he went to Texas and then he got involved with some other players there. But then when you say your excuse, and I'm paraphrasing, I wanted to prove that, that I was worth that contract that I signed because that was a monster contract at the, at the time. But yeah, the Texas Rangers had some guys who had that. They had PhDs in this OR. And PED. PhDs and PEDs. And, you know, so it's, it's like, who is presenting your sport in baseball? You got Jeter and Poppy. They're Great. But a rod in there. Bonds with Netflix and. And you know, you get. You're. You're talking about Netflix and you're. I mean, that's part of it. Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
So you're saying we should add up Raphael Palmero to the panel as well?
Dan Patrick
Sure, why not?
Dylan
Why not?
Dan Patrick
Sure. Why not? Yeah.
Paul
Paulie, watching Bonds talk baseball would be like watching a comedian that got busted for stealing material. But then he does a special and you're watching it like, this is really, really good, but it's got that cloud over it.
Dan Patrick
Well, no names. Don't we have somebody right now who has a special? What?
Jeremy Fowler
Todd, I thought you get ready to
Dan Patrick
take a shot at me. No, no, no, no, no. I said a comedian. Yeah. Now who is the. Who's the guy been out of limelight for a long time?
Rebecca Nagle
Carlos.
Paulie
Carlos Mencia.
Dan Patrick
No, no, no, no, no, no. Guy who had some issues with Louis ck. Yes, Louis CK That's a good, good point. Yeah. And now he's back, but you can't help but think, well, okay, very funny. Talented, but it got kind of canceled. Yes, Dylan, he is the greatest stand
Dylan
up comic of all time, though.
Dan Patrick
Who?
Dylan
Louis C.K.
Dan Patrick
oh, gosh. Oh, boy. What are you talking about?
Jeremy Fowler
It's.
Dylan
That is, to me, that's a fact. But okay, taking. Taking all of that out of the equation, just as a stand up comic, he's the best.
Dan Patrick
What is once again the Grateful Dead, greatest band of all time. Okay, you know, you're delusional and you're wrong, but I entertained it because it was kind of funny. This Louis CK Greatest stand up comedian of all time.
Dylan
That is not a hot take at all. You ask tons of people. That is not a hot take.
Dan Patrick
So he's better than Richard Pryor. He's better than Eddie Murphy. He's better than George Carlin. Let's just start there. You're saying that he is better than them?
Dylan
For my money, yeah, they're all great. And they're all up in that conversation as well. Chris Rock.
Jeremy Fowler
You.
Dan Patrick
You didn't even see George Carlin or Richard Pryor. Get out of here. You didn't sit around.
Dylan
How many George Carlin live shows did you, Todd?
Dan Patrick
I didn't see any, but I don't have to. I get clips from Todd all the time.
Dylan
So do I.
Dan Patrick
He sent me one today.
Paulie
George Carlin is the best.
Dan Patrick
And Chris Rock maybe would be the second. If Eddie Murphy wanted to come back, this would be the biggest ticket in entertainment when he did Raw. I mean, God. Okay, this is where I Have to, I have to be the father figure here and, and help you son say. Don't say stupid things in public.
Dylan
That's not.
Jeremy Fowler
That is.
Dylan
I'll. I'll stand on that one. Maybe even more than the Grateful Dead one.
Dan Patrick
Yes, Paulie.
Paul
Eddie Murphy Delirious is like a running back running for 2300 yards in a season. It might be the most impactful star power. I've got Rolling Stones list of greatest stand up comedians all time.
Dan Patrick
Okay. When did this come out?
Paul
Two years ago. Okay, do you want to save it or.
Dan Patrick
No, no, we can do. I. I have Jeremy Fowler coming up, don't I, Todd?
Jeremy Fowler
You do lists?
Dan Patrick
Yeah. More lists.
Paul
Okay, this is the Rolling Stone.
Dan Patrick
Okay, here we go.
Paul
Richard Pryor, number one, all time.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paul
George Carlin, number two. Lenny Bruce, three. Louis CK four. Okay, that's pretty high up there.
Dan Patrick
It's higher than it should be.
Paul
Yeah. Nope, those are the top few.
Dan Patrick
Okay, who's five?
Paul
Checking it is Eddie Murphy.
Dan Patrick
Okay, see, Lenny Bruce was doing it when you weren't allowed to do it. Like, he got arrested. George Carlin, when he was doing it, gave us the seven words you can't say. And then Eddie Murphy came through like the front door and knocked it down.
Paul
Oh, this is actually, I, I gotta correct this. The Rolling Stone list, they have Eddie Murphy ranked 25 because he only did it for a few years. But that's crazy to put Eddie Murphy at 25. My Lord.
Dan Patrick
Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
I mean, Eddie Murphy might have the two most like, banger specials ever, but Louis CK Is the most prolific. The quality and how prolific he was. Like, he's releases new hours all the time and they're all fantastic.
Paul
Okay, Like a compiler, like a Frank Gordon.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, like a Rafael Palmero without the peds. Well, now, Louis CK Is very talented, funny. I watched his show. I, you know, I'm well, well aware of Louis ck. Yeah, Paulie.
Paul
I would throw Steve Martin in there for about a decade.
Dan Patrick
He was really impactful. Yes. Like they created something. Like they. Like Dave Chappelle, like he created something. It was different. Louis CK didn't create something.
Dylan
Whoa, Lou. First of all, Louie and Lucky Louie, the shows were fantastic. And he's also just the funniest stand up comic over time by far.
Dan Patrick
All right, I'll put him in the top 10.
Dylan
He's top four according to Rolling Stone.
Dan Patrick
And what do they know?
Paul
Jerry Seinfeld. 7. I've got Bill Cosby.
Mark
8.
Paul
I've got Dave Chappelle.
Ari Chambers
9.
Ben Maller
That's.
Paul
That's the top.
Dan Patrick
Bill Cosby was the thing, man, with those albums.
Paul
Unbelievable Run.
Dan Patrick
You know, if we're putting Louis CK in there, then Bill Cosby's in there.
Dylan
Oh, okay.
Jeremy Fowler
You want to go that road.
Dylan
Those are two completely different things.
Dan Patrick
I'm just saying. Controversy attached.
Dylan
Neither great. Varying levels.
Dan Patrick
Did anybody light themselves on fire when they're free? Basing cocaine?
Dylan
Richard Pryor.
Jeremy Fowler
Yes.
Dan Patrick
And still came back.
Dylan
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. And Eddie Murphy wore that tight red leather outfit. Why do comedians wear leather on stage? Right. Chris Rock does it.
Paulie
Well, it started with Eddie. They're all paying homage to him. Like Kevin Hart. He wears leather on stage. Anybody that wears leather on stage, now they're paying homage to Eddie Murphy.
Dan Patrick
I can pay homage in a different way because that leather looks really uncomfortable.
Paulie
And it was red.
Dan Patrick
I know it was. You gotta be funny. If you're walking up there and you got red leather on, then raw was purple. Something was. By the end of the night. Yes. Dylan.
Dylan
If Patrice o' Neill and Elf in the room wore that giant leather, like, trench coat thing, I'm like, that is not very breathable.
Dan Patrick
No. On stage. Oh, can't imagine that. All right. We solved absolutely nothing there. Which. Which might sum up our show. At the end of the show, we. We solved nothing there, but we're going to try to solve something. Segue Jeremy Fowler on his rankings, the quarterback rankings. And why is Lamar Jackson not being loved anymore? What happened? And Jalen hurts not being loved. And this better be the year for Justin Herbert. This better be the year that he is Josh Allen. Like, take a break. Back after this.
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Ari Chambers
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Sam J
Hey, what's up, y'?
Mark
All?
Sam J
It's your girl, Sam J.
Ari Chambers
And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. And I heart women's sports because, let's
Sam J
be real, women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.
Ari Chambers
So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.
Sam J
My first thought is, like, what's up with the snow? Like, what are we?
Paul Ver
What are we eating?
Ari Chambers
The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire
Sam J
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Ari Chambers
Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalenka.
Sam J
Shout outs to you, Naomi.
Paul Ver
You get the Palm.
Sam J
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Ari Chambers
You get the palm for that.
Sam J
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Rebecca Nagle
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Ari Chambers
Are you guys big Chiefs fans?
Dan Patrick
Hell, yeah.
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Jeremy Fowler
It's that and then there's everything else.
Paul Ver
He would just shout one line and it would murder. Marie, Lunch. Let's talk about the best moments that we had on the road. I would love a cocktail. Dude. Joker, get last row, middle seat on a Southwest Airlines flight. Joe, how was your fight? It was great. The guy, we were on the field and the player thought Joe was his former coach, and he hugged him and hugged him, and Joe just went with it. The guy goes, what are you doing here, Coach?
Dan Patrick
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Jeremy Fowler
And I was like.
Jimmy
It's like.
Jeremy Fowler
It's not my thing either, but we're here.
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Dan Patrick
Strategy, product placement. Jeremy Fowler did it. The mothership. Yesterday, he dropped all of that NFL information with rankings. We love our quarterback rankings. Jeremy, how long were you working on this? How long does the process take to get two front offices, scouts, GMs, coaches to give you their opinions anonymously? Yeah.
Jeremy Fowler
Dan, great to be with you. The process really starts at the combine, because you're there for five or six days. You're talking to people around the league and hallways and hotel lobbies and that sort of thing. You can at least glean how people feel about certain players and where things are going around the league. And then after the draft, I start on my composite voting process, which is I create a pool of players, I send them out to people, I call the results. You know, I start with quarterback because that gets the most result of the most responses, and then I go from there. So it really takes the writing and the accumulating probably two to three months.
Dan Patrick
Give me the percentage of people who said no.
Jeremy Fowler
You know, I rarely get a no. It's more so the way I do it is I Send it out. I start on a position like quarterback, and then some people just won't respond. I have a group of pretty thorough people that like, will do all 11 positions, but some just won't respond to some and will respond to others. Sometimes I'll get three positions from somebody, sometimes I'll get eight or one or zero, but that's okay. So, you know, some GMs, I would say, like, have told me, hey, I don't really have time to go through all these positions, but if you need my opinion on something, I can help break a tie. So I have like a group of GMs that I use for tiebreakers specifically. So that's sort of the. No I get. But I usually don't get like a hard, Hey, I don't do this sort of thing. A couple times I've got it from a few people, but not very often.
Dan Patrick
What about the anonymity of this, of trusting you? Because I don't know if you get a scout or a coach or a GM who might rank somebody higher than his quarterback.
Jeremy Fowler
Oh, right. I. I mean, that's where trust comes in and dependability. And then, you know, they know that, these people I've spoken to that, yeah, there's a trust there where they wouldn't be burned in that way or wouldn't be used against them. And you know that the protection and the anonymity in this case is really important. So I know what you mean. There's some of that, you know, like, there are some times where I've gotten a top 10 from somebody and they have their player on there and it's interesting, like, oh, okay, I didn't. I thought maybe they'd have them a little higher, a little lower. That does happen. And it's tough with the voting. Sometimes there are players where it just so happens that a high percentage of where they're getting their top votes from is from their own team. So I have to kind of weigh that and change the scale a little bit to make it more balanced and fair.
Dan Patrick
Give me the one that had the most response as far as the ranking of the quarterbacks,
Jeremy Fowler
like as far as the most reaction or just the most, like, fiery responses.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Dylan
So
Dan Patrick
let's see.
Jeremy Fowler
Let's. It's tough. I would say Mahomes this year there was less just blanket love from Homes than usual. Even though he got 41 of the first place votes, which was actually more than Josh Allen. But he had a lot of votes outside of the top three, more than he ever had. There was more feeling like, okay, it's been two or three years of. For his standards, at least, not elite play. So that was interesting. You know, Joe Burrow, I would say Joe Burrow created more debate the last two days on, like, why is he for. He's hurt all the time. I don't get that from the NFL people. They love Joe Burrow. The durability is an issue, but I think if he wasn't hurt, he'd be like two. I mean, he's really revered in the league. You know, Lamar Jackson's always a hot rod topic, but less so now because he's proven as a passer. It used to be more of an issue when he was 9 or 10 or 11 on this list. It's like, how could you do that? He's too good. Now he's proven as a passer. Now it's more like, okay, well is he durable enough or is he going to lose his speed? So there's some of that. Justin Herbert, a lot. You know, Justin, I think people are like, okay, this is an inflection point. What are you going to do with this? And then Jalen Hurts is always a tough topic because, you know, he's so accomplished. There's a lot of respect in the league forum, but there are concerns about his game. So like, you can tell people around the league are trying to wrestle with that. Like when you ask about Jalen hurts, it's like, okay, well, they always start with that's a complicated answer. And they give the pros and the cons.
Dan Patrick
He's Jeremy Fowler of the mothership, Senior NFL National Reporter, ESPN.com you can see the rankings with the quarterbacks. If I rephrase the question. And I said playoff game on the line and this quarterback has the ball and you ranked the top 10. How different do you think your top 10 would be if we did playoff game on the line? That's interesting because that's the true test here, Jeremy. There's great regulars. Dax, a great regular season quarterback.
Dan Patrick Show Announcer
Yes.
Dan Patrick
But he doesn't do anything in the playoffs. Jalen Hurts, I think is 17th on your list. Yeah, I mean I'd have him in the top five if you said game on the line playoffs. And he would be in there for me.
Jeremy Fowler
Oof. Yeah, that's interesting. I. Yeah, because it's. That's a different category. Different like sub genre of this. Because my criteria at the service level, at least when I start with these people, is fairly simple because if I complicate it, I won't get as many responses. So really it's like, you know, hey, right now who are the best quarterbacks? Who are you picking? Almost as if you were on a playground and picking players. That oversimplifies it a little bit. But I try to keep it simple and then narrow the focus and ask questions about somebody's game and break ties that way. Yeah, that I would say Mahomes would still be really high. He'd maybe be one still. I think people just trust him.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Jeremy Fowler
If you take the durability out of it with Joe Burrow, people trust him in big moments. I don't think Josh Allen would be one just because of what's happened in like the Denver game and what you've seen in the playoffs a little bit. Even though he's had good moments, I don't think he would be a clear cut one. Yeah, Jalen Hurts would be interesting. I still go back to. I just. People inside the league are not as high on Hertz as fans of media are. It's just kind of the way it is. It's not. This isn't an accomplishment award. This is who's the best right now with the ball in their hands. But you can't deny he's been great in big games. I mean, he was the best player in the super bowl probably twice. Yeah, you can't knock that. I just think people who are game planning against Philly specifically will say, you know, you're dealing with a bottom third passing offense. You're dealing with Saquon Barkley in the running game and you're dealing with A.J. brown or used to be dealing with A.J. brown. Those are tops on the scouting report, not the quarterback. They feel like that's, that's more a reflection of winning with a quarterback as opposed to winning because of the quarterback.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. And I think that's fair. Are NFL people all in on Drake May?
Jeremy Fowler
Yes. I got some skepticism and pushback from coaches, which I was a little surprised by. Maybe that's just more like a rite of passage. Okay. You got to earn it over time. But then some of those same coaches were saying, man, Jaden Daniels last year, he's unbelievable. He's a top five quarterback now as a rookie. So they cherry pick that a little bit. There's some gatekeeping that goes on on occasion. I mean, Jaden Daniels went from 5 to 12, but he's so good. If he can fix the durability, I think he'll be back. And that 2024 draft class has a real chance to be an all timer. And Drake May is right in the middle of that. So I will say he's gotten a lot of respect. Most people really admire how he won with really not a great offensive line, not great weapons around him. And he was tops in QBR and yards per attempt and completion percentage and so mostly sold. Yeah, I was still surprised he wasn't ahead of Herbert. I thought Drake may would be more in that six to seven range. I was a little surprised that he was eight, but I think some of that is just old fashioned gatekeeping.
Dan Patrick
C.J. stroud's a mystery to me and maybe to the Texans. Certainly cooled off a lot. What was the general consensus of him?
Jeremy Fowler
You know, I didn't get enough responses on CJ Stroud to get a ton of feedback because he really just wasn't a factor in the voting. But I think with Stroud it's, and
Dan Patrick
maybe that's the point of it that you didn't get responses. That says a lot. Kinda.
Jeremy Fowler
I mean, honestly, I think he got one vote. I want to say it just wasn't. He wasn't a factor. But the, the abilities there, you know, what happened last year, especially in the playoffs, it's certainly a concern. You know, some people wonder like, okay, is that a byproduct of something that was going on behind the scenes all year or just wasn't comfortable in the offense? I know it was raining that day and New England played well, but some of the decisions were odd. It's funny though, he has a chance to be a fast riser because the tools and the skill set are there. And you talk about quarterbacks being able to throw over the middle of the field with accuracy. He can do some of those things where some of the quarterbacks ahead of him aren't as good. So I don't, I don't necessarily think like people are really down on him or he's not a starter or he's his job's on the line. I don't feel like it's that. It's just maybe more of a little indifference. I just didn't get a lot of responses on him. Honestly. I think the offense he's had changes. You go from OC Bobby Slowik to Nick Kaley. Like they need to be able to run the ball and simplify some things for him. And once they do, his arm talent and his ability can take over. But be honest, Dan, I mean Houston and I'm doing this top 10 series, they have the best defense in the league. They have talent on offensive, rebuilt their offensive line. If they can run the ball, they probably I mean, I think they'll win the Super Bowl. Like, I think they have that kind of team. And if they do that, then that changes things for C.J. stroud in a big way.
Dan Patrick
Wait a minute. You got the Texans winning the Super Bowl?
Jeremy Fowler
I think if they can run the ball a lot better. Yeah, I think they might.
Mangesha Teegular
Yeah.
Jeremy Fowler
Because the balance of the team, the defense is so good. Look at you.
Dan Patrick
Hot take here, Jeremy. A hot take in July.
Jeremy Fowler
I'll take artist.
Dan Patrick Show Announcer
Dang.
Jeremy Fowler
I was at that Buffalo Houston Thursday night game last year, and they just destroyed Josh Allen. I mean, it was like you're sitting there watching and I'm on the sideline in the game, and this is the top quarterback in the league and couldn't do anything. And they didn't even blitz. They didn't have to blitz. They just have these pass rushers that get after you and destroy you. And they have elite players behind them.
Dan Patrick
Amazing.
Jeremy Fowler
So they can keep games 13 to 9 or 17 to 10 like they're winning. So Stroud just needs to do just enough so that. That's what's crazy about these quarterback rankings, is the strength from 10 to 20 is as good as it's ever been since I've been doing this since 2020. Like, you can be the 20th best quarterback technically, and you can win a Super bowl, and Sam Darnold just did, and he's 11, and Jalen Hurts just did and he's 17. So. But people, when they were doing the rankings, they were feeling that like, there's good depth now. Bryce Young's a pretty good quarterback. He's not in the top 20. He didn't get a single vote. So, you know, Kyler Murray, once upon a time, was good. And it can still can still be. The vikings could win 12 games and they don't have a good quarterback picture. So the game is changing in that way. You have retreads coming back and performing well. Baker Mayfield, Daniel Jones, all those guys. So the quarterback position, I think is an agreement, good place.
Dan Patrick
Do you find that people are rooting more for Josh Allen or Justin Herbert? If I was going to, just those two. And I know Josh has done more, but, man, it feels like there's always been this groundswell of man, Justin Herbert, man, like last year I thought, well, this the year Justin Herbert, and I'll probably say it again this year, but I don't know if there's a consensus of people are rooting for Josh Allen to get over the hump or Justin Herbert to prove that he can be, you Know, an elite quarterback. He can be a Josh Allen type.
Jeremy Fowler
It's probably both. Dan with Allen, you know, the skill set so undeniable and his will to win and he elevates teammates. Didn't have a great supporting cast last year. Kind of a weak receiving core. Didn't matter. Force in nature, win games. MVPs like at that point he's, he's got proof of concept. Justin Herbert has been productive, but doesn't quite have that. So I do think the love for Herbert will start to fall this year if he doesn't produce. I think he's in an inflection point in his career. You have Mike McDaniel there. Should get you easy layups, you know, easy first downs for the most part. The fact that they didn't have both their tackles last year, Joe Alt, Rayshawn Slater, those guys are both stars and they're both out.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Jeremy Fowler
For the majority or all the year, the line was so bad. I do think that's why Herbert gets a little benefit of the doubt. Greg Roman was his offensive coordinator last two years. One of the best run game coordinators of the last decade. Really good in that regard. But the passing game took a back seat a little bit. So he's had, he's had some extenuating circumstances that I think people do give him benefit of the doubt still. I do think that changes this year though.
Dan Patrick
It's time to produce Caleb Williams. Mixed reviews,
Jeremy Fowler
Mixed reviews. But he was a pretty hot name. I mean, I think some people are sold. I will say I got pushback from specifically some defensive coaches that are like, hey, if you look at what Ben Johnson was doing with Jared Goff in Detroit, you know, a polished player who can do everything you need, like expands the offense. Where with. With Caleb, they felt like Chicago probably had to dumb it down a little bit just because he hadn't mastered the position yet and is a little erratic. But Chicago pushes back on that. When you talk to people in Chicago, they say, no, he was doing a lot and he was handling all the checks and nuances of the position. He was really coming along in that way. But you have the upside and you have the traits and the talent are enormous. So even though he's erratic, he does things that two or three people on earth can do. And so I think a lot of voters like that and will take that all day knowing that you can coach him up and fix some of the issues. So he was a hot name, but he was, it was him. Jordan Love, Jaden Daniels, Sam Darnold were Essentially tied for the 10 spot. So they were all deserving of being in the top 10.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I'll face Caleb Williams in the first three quarters. The fourth quarter is when he might make me nervous there.
Jeremy Fowler
Yeah, but that's. That's the thing. Like, some people love closers, you know, like, that's a. Oh, I do talk about game on the line.
Dylan
Right.
Jeremy Fowler
You were talking about that earlier. I mean, Caleb, it was pretty darn good in that way.
Dan Patrick
Is there a dog in there with you?
Jeremy Fowler
Yes. Rosie, my Boston terrier, came to say hello, but I couldn't. I tried to pick her up, get her in the shop, and she. She left.
Sam J
So.
Dan Patrick
Rosie.
Jeremy Fowler
Rosie, come here. She's got a mind of her own, but, yeah, we got a full house over here.
Dan Patrick
Thanks again. Congrats on the article. It certainly came out at the right time. I'm sure there are a lot of radio and TV shows that owe you a debt of gratitude there to give us something. When does the next position come out?
Jeremy Fowler
So today was linebackers. Yeah. Thank you, Dan, very much. Today was linebackers. It's 11 days. Wide receivers will be Wednesday. That's a good one. It's always a hot topic. And then safeties are the last day on Thursday, and then we're done. So 11 days, 11 positions that, you know, when everybody takes off in July, that's. That's when I shine, you know, give you guys something to talk about.
Dan Patrick
Let me know when you do long snappers. We'll have you back on again.
Jeremy Fowler
Probably. Probably won't be doing that, you know, for you, if it's a special request.
Dan Patrick
Thank you, Jeremy. Great to talk to you again.
Jeremy Fowler
Appreciate it.
Dan Patrick
Jeremy Fowler, ESPN senior NFL national reporter. Yeah, I. I heard a little bit of a. And I thought. And then I saw him put his hand down as if to kind of shoo the dog away. I didn't get to see a little Rosie there. Yeah.
Paulie
Mark, I want that dog that came around and sniffed in Tahoe. That dog was gorgeous.
Dan Patrick
Maggie dog was gorgeous. Was that a German? Short hair. God, was she gorgeous. I looked forward to having that dog.
Mark
Bomb.
Dan Patrick
So there's Rosie right there. Look at that.
Jeremy Fowler
Hi, Rosie. Look, you're on tv.
Dan Patrick
Hi, Rose. How are you?
Jeremy Fowler
A little high up.
Mark
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
What do you think. What do you think of Caleb Williams?
Dylan
Who's your.
Jeremy Fowler
Who's your top quarterback? There you go. You heard it here first.
Dan Patrick
Thank you, bud. All right.
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Dan Patrick
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Jimmy
Marvin.
Paulie
It's funny because I didn't like dogs like that until I got one. And now this part of the day I wish I could text my dog, just how are you? And now my wife and my son want another one. And now I'm thinking about getting another one. The one from Tahoe.
Dan Patrick
Oh, that dog. That bomb sniffing dog. Gorgeous, Gorgeous. Yes. Yes.
Dylan
Dylan, I don't want to hurt Paulie's feelings, but when you asked about Caleb Williams, Rosie kind of looked down into the left.
Paul
Didn't look positive.
Dan Patrick
We'll take a break. Oh, everybody wants to talk about the greatest stand up comedian. We got all kinds of social media comments. That's next.
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Dan Patrick
We stumbled upon greatest stand up comedians of all time. Dylan says Louis CK is the greatest stand up comedian of all time. Here's. Here's our audience tweeting Louis CK not even in the top 25. Just waiting for these stay in my lane calls after this comedy discussion. Where's my guy Chappelle? Get Dylan some George Carlin tapes. Feels like we're going to need a 30 second mute button for Dylan moving forward. Wow. Somebody said that I should come up with a cone of silence on your side.
Ben Maller
What?
Dan Patrick
Just like Todd has a cone of silence. Let's see Jimmy in Chicago on the topic. Hi, Jimmy, what do you have for me?
Jimmy
Hey, man. In my opinion, Chris Rock is my number one standup comedian. Especially his first HBO special is a classic. And honestly, anything he says is hilarious to me. Like this is funny when whatever he talks about. And then also I just wanted to mention real quick, there's a site called 82o.com that I heard from Ernie Johnson mentioned it. That's where you pick five players based on position you're starting five to try to get 82. Perfect season somehow I got 82. Zero with James Harden, Grandfill Sharif, Abdurrahim Elvis Hayes and Will Chamberlain.
Dan Patrick
All right, well, congratulations on that, Jimmy.
Paul
Yeah, Paul, this has been very popular the past few months.
Dylan
82.
Paul
0, you go on and you get like an Atlanta hawk from the 90s and you have to play some on the team. Then you get a Brooklyn net from the 2000s or a New York Knick from the 70s. And, and it's kind of like this roulette wheel and you have to cobble together a team. It might be Patrick Ewing and Trey Young and three other players and then they grade it and give you a season record.
Dan Patrick
JJ in Florida. Hi, jj.
Mark
Good Morning, Dan. I have two things. First of all, how has no one mentioned Robin Williams, funniest human being on earth ever. And I know he did TV and movies, but he started in stand up. And if you ever listen to his standup routine about golf, it will.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Mark
And the second thing I wanted to talk about was last week in Tahoe when Kevin Frazier came on. The man could not have been more correct. I have a kid who's already graduated from college, so he hasn't played Travel Ball for 10 years. But it's easy to spend 10 grand a year on travel expenses and uniform expenses and tuitions to get a kid into a decent soccer club. And we exclude all the lower income children who end up being the messies and the mbappes and will never compete.
Dan Patrick
I agree with you. There were a number of parents who reached out after Kevin Frazier joined us talking about USA Soccer last week. And. And they're in it. So they're speaking from experience of saying what Kevin Frazier was saying about USA Soccer, you know, Lexi Lawless being the problem or part of the problem. They were saying that these things resonate with them because they know exactly what that feeling is. Like Andrew in Vegas. Hi, Andrew. What do you have for me?
Mark
Hey, Dan.
Jimmy
For me, it's Dave Chappelle.
Mark
And it solidified it when he wrote the joke backwards. And also when he misses, I have
Jimmy
to think to myself, oh, he didn't miss. You're just too ignorant. You don't understand it.
Dan Patrick
Well, now there's also factoring in when you say stand up comedian and then they go and do like, Eddie Murphy didn't stay as a stand up comedian. He became a billion dollar actor. Robin Williams, stand up comedian, and then became, you know, an award winning actor. So you got to factor in the talent that they have. It's not just your standup comedian. They chose to do other things because they could. Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
Yeah, I'm talking more just purely as a stand up comic. Like obviously Chappelle's in that conversation. Bill Burr, Patrice o', Neill, you know, whoever. There's a bunch of guys you can add, but just from a stand up comedy perspective, like how prolific they were, how good, you know, they are. Just a stand up. That's where I'm. That's where I'm coming from.
Dan Patrick
Okay, all right. I mean, I got a factor in Seinfeld as a stand up comedian. Also became a billionaire because he created Seinfeld. So I gotta factor that in. And he's going back to do stand up again.
Dylan
Yeah, except without the show. Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is not Jerry Seinfeld.
Dan Patrick
Yes, Paul.
Paul
I gotta jump in there, Dylan. Just because your age. Jerry was very big in the 80s on Carson and Letterman and other shows and he became really well known in that circuit and he ground. He was grinding it out for years before he got Seinfeld.
Dan Patrick
Look, you're showing your age, okay? You're not wrong in the comedians you're bringing up. You're just not factoring in the magnitude of these other comedians.
Dylan
I am. I very much so. Even the old guys, prior Carlin, Lenny Bruce, whoever, I still, I'm. I'm standing on business, Dan.
Dan Patrick
More phone calls coming up. 877-3-DP-show email address dpdanpatrick.com Were the Seahawks worth $9.6 billion? Was that a good investment? We'll talk to somebody who tracks that coming up. Final hour on this Tuesday. I'm going in the confession.
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Episode Theme:
This hour blends Dan Patrick’s signature mix of sports debate and pop culture, centering on two big discussions: the best stand-up comedian of all time and Jeremy Fowler’s in-depth NFL quarterback rankings. The episode oscillates between high-energy banter and expert football analysis, with plenty of memorable one-liners and lively disagreement.
Dan and crew react to the million-dollar prize for the Home Run Derby.
Memorable Quote:
"We can't get anybody to do the slam dunk contest. What are we going to do? How about we go from $100,000 to $105,000? We're going to get LeBron."
— Dan Patrick (04:34)
Discussion on Dunk Contest Champions:
Paulie lists recent (mostly obscure) winners; Dan notes lack of star power, except during the Donovan Mitchell and Mac McClung years.
Dylan argues Louis C.K. is the best ever—spurring passionate debate.
Memorable Banter:
"This Louis CK greatest stand up comedian of all time...you’re delusional and you’re wrong, but I entertained it because it was kind of funny."
— Dan Patrick (12:10)
"For my money—yeah, they’re all great...but just as a standup comic, [Louis C.K.] is the best."
— Dylan (12:00)
"If you’re walking up there and you got red leather on, then raw was purple—something was, by the end of the night."
— Dan Patrick, on Eddie Murphy’s iconic stage outfits (17:06)
Phone Lines and Social Media Feedback:
In a later segment, listeners call in and tweet their own picks, mentioning Chris Rock, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle. Dan highlights the generational divide in their selections.
Fowler explains his annual QB rankings process:
Key Findings from 2026 Rankings:
Super Bowl Picks:
"If [the Texans] can run the ball...I think they’ll win the Super Bowl." (32:47)
Playoff QB Rankings:
Dogs on Air:
Fowler’s Boston Terrier Rosie makes an appearance—light-hearted moment amidst analysis.
"You're showing your age. You're not wrong in the comedians you're bringing up. You're just not factoring in the magnitude of these other comedians."
— Dan Patrick (44:59)
| Time | Segment | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 02:00 | Home Run Derby, Netflix, Prize Money | | 04:48 | Slam Dunk Contest Champions List | | 06:10 | Bonds & A-Rod in MLB Broadcasts | | 11:13 | Comedian Controversy -> Louis C.K. Debate | | 14:02 | Rolling Stone’s Top Comedian Rankings | | 17:04 | Leather in Stand-Up Comedy Discussion | | 22:45 | Jeremy Fowler NFL QB Rankings – Interview Start | | 26:55 | Hot Debate: Hurts, Herbert, Mahomes, Lamar | | 32:47 | Fowler’s "Texans for Super Bowl" Hot Take | | 36:04 | Caleb Williams Evaluation | | 39:53 | Audience Reactions to Comedy Debate | | 41:29 | Callers: Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Chappelle | | 44:36 | Dan: Importance of factoring full magnitude in comedy| | 45:09 | Closing remarks on comedian argument |
This hour is classic Dan Patrick Show: loose, funny, but thoughtful. Hot-button polls give way to high-level sports talk, and the team isn’t afraid to wade into pop culture (or start generational arguments). Jeremy Fowler’s inside-NFL analysis balances the lighter comedy talk, giving the episode both entertainment and real expertise. If you missed it, you’ll come away with pointed opinions on sports media, who’s really the GOAT in stand-up, and which quarterback might actually win you a Super Bowl.