The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 2 – “Breaking Down the Engagement Video, Nick Wright”
Date: August 27, 2025
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Episode Overview
This lively hour of The Dan Patrick Show blends sports analysis, lighthearted pop culture banter, and the camaraderie fans love. Dan and the Danettes dissect the Travis Kelce–Taylor Swift engagement video with their trademark humor, share personal anecdotes about proposals and high school regrets, discuss recent NFL news, and welcome Nick Wright (FS1) for a spirited debate on playoff pressure, NFL rankings, and more.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. NFL Trade News: Adam Thielen Returns to the Vikings
[02:37–04:00]
- Dan breaks the news and analyzes Adam Thielen’s trade back to the Minnesota Vikings, discussing his past performance and expected role with the team now that Jordan Addison is sidelined.
- “It felt like [Thielen] was a great security blanket for Bryce Young…Thielen will come in, step right in. And that’s a big addition for them, certainly with J.J. McCarthy.” – Dan Patrick [03:20]
2. Poll Questions and Engagement Etiquette – The Kelsey/Swift Engagement
[04:01–06:55]
- The Danettes joke about how much attention they’ve paid to the Kelce-Swift engagement video, comparing it to their own weddings.
- Debate over “proposal etiquette” (which knee, which hand for the ring), referencing Travis Kelce’s public proposal.
- Personal stories: Todd Fritsch proposed at JFK airport after a red eye, Paulie wrote a proposal poem.
- “I analyzed all those pictures. I looked at those more than I looked at my wedding pictures!” – Dan Patrick [04:11]
- Reflection on keeping sentimental items (like corsages from homecoming court).
3. High School Regrets and Self-Reflection
[06:55–12:04]
- Each Danette shares their adolescent awkwardness, missed opportunities in dating, and regret about not applying themselves more (socially or academically).
- Dan jokes about being a gangly 6’3”, 148-pound high schooler, too nervous to ask anyone to dance.
- “I had friends who were so confident…they’d walk up to the prettiest girl. I’d be like, damn, I could have done that. But I never did. Ever.” – Dan Patrick [07:28]
- They discuss modern parental involvement, contrasting their own parents’ hands-off approach with today’s “hovering” style.
4. College Choices & Missed Sports Dreams
[11:01–13:32]
- The impact of family dynamics on college and sports decisions:
- Dan recounts choosing his college “because I was better than that guy” and regrets not picking a smaller institution to play basketball.
- “I should have gone to a smaller school, gotten to play right away and got that out of my system. And that was a big mistake.” – Dan Patrick [11:15]
- Anecdote: Dan receives a late-night call from Dan Majerle (“Thunder Dan”) referencing a past shooting contest, illustrating sports’ lasting bonds.
5. Quarterback Talk: Saints’ Transition & College Standouts
[13:36–16:25]
- The Danettes discuss the New Orleans Saints naming Spencer Rattler as starting QB and the QB carousel in college/NFL (referencing Rattler’s and others’ shifting fates).
- “Spencer Rattler was a thing in high school. Holy smokes…And I just remember Spencer Rattler and then going to Oklahoma. And then didn’t he lose his job to Caleb Williams?” – Dan Patrick [14:36–14:57]
- Playful speculation about NFL tanking for Arch Manning.
6. Listener Calls
[16:25–17:41, 24:37–25:29]
- A Buffalo fan argues why Bills coach Sean McDermott is safe — referencing the Sabres' track record.
- Another caller, “Hard Copy” from Columbus, raises Ohio State football strategy, prompting laughs with his syrupy delivery.
7. Playoff Pressure Poll & Coaching Hot Seats
[25:45–27:34]
- Poll: “Coach who needs to win a playoff game most?”
- Results: Mike McDaniel (47%), Zach Taylor, Brian Daboll
- Discussion transitions into Nick Wright’s segment.
Featured Guest: Nick Wright (FS1)
[25:59–43:19]
Playoff Pressure & Coaching Debate
- Nick disputes the poll results:
- “If Zach Taylor doesn’t make the playoffs, he’s fired. I don’t think Mike McDaniel has to win a playoff game…and it’s not just because he’s on [the show] in an hour.” [26:17]
- Suggests John Harbaugh and Sean McDermott face real “win or else” pressure due to high expectations.
- On Mike Tomlin: “Tomlin’s better off missing the playoffs and breaking a streak than making the playoffs and losing in round one. Which is maybe not fair, but I think that’s reality.” [27:42]
Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift Engagement
- Nick calls out critics who claimed the relationship was manufactured:
- “I would just like for the people who…said the relationship was a work…Is there a moment of public shame?…Do they apologize?…It seems to be a healthy, delightful relationship.” [28:27]
- Wonders aloud about his own hypothetical wedding invite, and jokes about Jason Kelce being best man.
- “There is something charming about…a Christmas night…where Jason Kelsey…tries to give Taylor Swift a giant bear hug. I just like that. That feels very American and awesome.” [30:02]
The “All of Life is High School” Theory
- Nick shares Kevin Wildes’ argument that Taylor Swift is living her “high school band girl dates football star” fantasy through Kelce:
- “I thought it was a brilliant take…and now that I’ve said it, people will say ‘I heard Nick Wright say’...” [31:16]
Chiefs and AFC/NFL Power Rankings
- On why the Chiefs are still top of the AFC:
- “They’re the best team in the league. They’re certainly the best team in the AFC...All those people saying the Ravens and Bills need to trade for Micah Parsons to get over the hump. What’s the hump, America? [It’s] the Chiefs.” [33:33–35:40]
- On QB rankings and what matters:
- Dan: “If you ranked playoff quarterbacks, that to me has more value.” [36:06]
- Nick: “With that said…Would I rather have in a playoff game Jalen Hurts or Lamar? I’d rather have Jalen Hurts…Jalen Hurts or Josh Allen? I’d rather have Josh Allen...he has played so well in the postseason.” [38:32]
NFC Dark Horses
- Nick’s surprise NFC pick:
- “The Tampa Bay Buccaneers…Lot to like about the Bucs.” [39:10]
Docuseries, Suits vs. Quarter-zips, and Banter
- Nick hasn’t watched the Cowboys or Chiefs docuseries (“Been gambling in Monaco…”) [40:05]
- Ends with playful ribbing about dress codes on TV vs. radio and a dinner invite gag:
- “You can be my plus one [to Kelce’s KC steakhouse opening].” – Nick
- “What a dream…And that’s what it’ll be. Just a dream.” – Dan [41:55–42:02]
Memorable Quotes & Moments
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Dan Patrick, on the Kelsey-Swift engagement video:
“I analyzed all those pictures. I looked at those more than I looked at my wedding pictures!” [04:11] -
Nick Wright, on coaching pressure:
“Make the playoffs is the threshold to me for the coach who could be on the hot seat; win a playoff game is the coach who, oh he’s totally safe, unless this year ends in tragedy.” [26:17] -
Dan, on high school regrets:
“I could have done that. But I never did. Ever.” [07:30] -
Nick, describing Jason Kelce and Taylor Swift’s future holidays:
“Jason Kelsey, likely wearing overalls with nothing underneath and eggnog dripping from his beard, tries to give Taylor Swift a giant bear hug...That feels very American.” [30:02] -
Nick, on Chiefs fatigue:
“Everyone is saying simultaneously…the Ravens and Bills need [Micah Parsons] to get over the hump. What’s the hump, America?...The Chiefs will be fine.” [33:33]
Notable Timestamps
- 02:37 – Breaking Adam Thielen trade news
- 04:01 – Poll question: Kelsey–Swift engagement video vs. their own wedding
- 06:55 – High school homecoming, regrets, and awkwardness
- 13:32 – Dan’s shooting contest story with Dan Majerle
- 14:36 – Spencer Rattler and the Saints QB situation
- 16:25 – Buffalo Bills coach hot seat call & Sabres reference
- 25:45 – Poll: Which coach needs a playoff win most?
- 25:59–43:19 – Nick Wright segment: playoff pressure, Chiefs dominance, Kelce–Swift, and NFC picks
Listener Calls and Danette Banter
- Frequent calls and audience participation, featuring regional sports takes and light teasing about the show’s polls.
Tone & Style
- The show is loose, humorous, and full of off-the-cuff storytelling, balancing deep sports analysis with pop culture riffs and personal stories. Dan’s self-deprecating, relatable style sets the tone, while Nick Wright brings witty debate and banter.
For New Listeners
This hour exemplifies The Dan Patrick Show’s blend of sports expertise, cultural commentary, and the feeling of hanging out with old friends. Whether it’s breaking NFL news, picking apart celebrity engagement etiquette, or friendly rivalries with guests, you’ll leave entertained and in-the-know.
End of Hour 2 Summary