Hour 2 – Formula 1 Pit Passes, Michael Douglas

Summary

The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 2: Formula 1 Pit Passes, Michael Douglas

Date: November 21, 2025
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Recorded at: Fontainebleau Hotel, Las Vegas

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Episode Overview

This episode, broadcast live from Las Vegas during F1 weekend, fuses sports talk, pop culture, and humor. Dan and the crew are joined by Academy Award-winner Michael Douglas, a passionate auto racing fan, for a rich discussion about his lifelong connection with motorsports—including F1, Monaco, and personal stories involving Steve McQueen and Paul Newman. The episode also takes lively detours into NFL analysis, social media quirks, Vegas escapades, and some comedic banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Formula 1 in Las Vegas, Viewing Experiences, and Pit Passes

• The crew discusses prime ways to watch an F1 race in Vegas—comparing grandstands, suites, infield areas, and rooftop views.
  • [06:36] Seaton: "If you could watch the race from one place, where would it be? A rooftop here, a casino balcony, maybe the grandstands…"
  • [07:16] Dan Patrick: "I'm a TV guy… I want to watch it on TV. Feels like TV captures it better."
• Paulie explains the exclusivity and appeal of F1's pit lane and paddock passes vs. NASCAR's "hot passes." He highlights the fast pace of F1 pit stops and the barrier separating fans from danger.
  • [09:19] Dan Patrick: "But wait, there's a pass where I’m allowed to walk around while they're changing tires?"
  • [09:22] Paulie: "Yes, but you're on the other side of the barrier... It's the best if you can get it."
• Jokes about whether Michael Douglas or Frank Caliendo could get them premium access.

2. Social Media Algorithms & Facebook Feeds

• The group riffs on how pausing while scrolling changes your feed and leads to unexpected recommendations—bodybuilding, cliff diving, etc.
  • [05:02] Paulie: "Don't blame your Facebook feed."
  • [05:55] Paulie: "If you slow down for even less than two seconds, it reads it and then starts feeding you more of that."
• Humorous confessions about strange feeds and interests.

3. Las Vegas Hotel Life & F1 Sounds

• Fritzi talks about enjoying Vegas from the comfort of his room, playing with the automatic curtains and eating KitKats.
  • [10:19] Dan Patrick: "I just can’t get it out of my head that you spend time in your room, eating KitKats and playing with the curtains."
  • [10:32] Fritzi: "It's a very cool feature…the view that you get to see when the drapes come open."
• Seaton describes hearing the F1 cars from his room and the thrill of seeing the track from his window.
  • [10:50] Seaton: "Last night I got back and I could hear…at the very end of the strip, you could see part of the track and the cars were going by. It was really cool."

4. NFL Analysis & Coaching Tenures

• Dan and callers debate the job security of long-tenured NFL coaches (McDermott, Tomlin, Harbaugh) amid playoff shortcomings.
  • [14:40] Dan Patrick: "You’re not getting rid of Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh… These guys’ll decide when they want to move on."
  • [15:20] Jake (Caller): "Have you ever seen a quarterback with this much talent get so little support?" (on Josh Allen)
  • [15:53] Dan Patrick: "Josh Allen’s being asked to be Superman every week…he can’t do it alone."
• Stats and playoff implications for the Rams, Seahawks, Chiefs, Cowboys, Buccaneers, and more.

5. Expressions of Compliment: “Thicker Than a Snicker”

• Fun, cross-cultural discussion of colloquial compliments:
  • [17:00] Fritzi: “This guy…said, 'Man, she thick as train smoke'...”
  • [17:22] Seaton: "If someone says she’s thick, yes, that’s a big compliment."
  • [17:30] Paulie: "Tonight, Marvin, I say to my wife, 'Hey baby, you’re thicker than train smoke.' That’s probably not gonna go well for me."

6. Feature Interview: Michael Douglas on Racing, Friendship, and Cars

Beginnings: Hot Rod Club & Steve McQueen

• Michael recounts his high school hot rod club (The Downshifters) and early racing interests.
  • [24:30] Michael Douglas: "In high school, I was a member of a hot rod club—the Downshifters…"
• Recalls Steve McQueen gifting him a Porsche after a film shoot, and their legendary Willow Springs driving sessions:
  • [25:01] Michael Douglas: "Steve held up these keys and said, 'Here you go, buddy'…and he gave me the Porsche…"
• Brushes with real racing: Michael drove at Jim Russell Racing School but realized during a crash, “these guys are serious and I’m going to get myself in trouble.”
  • [27:20] Michael Douglas: “…spun the car around and went into a wall under a yellow flag…that was the end of my racing career.”

Paul Newman, Racing Culture, Monaco & F1 Access

• Michael admires Paul Newman’s driving and charitable work, but notes his reserved personality.
  • [28:34] Michael Douglas: "He was an interesting guy—so talented, nice, but removed…"
• Name-drops the best place he’s seen a race: Monaco, even getting, thanks to special passes, to walk through the tunnel during the race.
  • [29:18] Michael Douglas: "Monaco is tough to beat…walking through the tunnel during the race was an extraordinary experience."
• Epic story of a lap around Barcelona F1 track in the pace car with King Juan Carlos.
  • [30:25] Michael Douglas: "I didn’t realize there was a camera…King Juan Carlos took off like a bat…G-force on braking, your neck is unbelievable…"

On Race Car Drivers as Athletes

• Michael vouches for the high level of fitness required in both F1 and NASCAR, referencing hand-eye coordination, endurance, and the physical closeness of NASCAR drivers.
  • [32:25] Michael Douglas: “Yes, the discipline…both, both races, I think need tremendous physical shape…”

Car Collections: McQueen’s Porsche, Leno, and Letterman

• Michael and Dan compare notes on car collecting, mentioning Jay Leno, Dave Letterman, and a mutual friend's Miles Davis’s Ferrari.
  • [38:02] Michael Douglas: "Have you ever seen Jay Leno's collection?"
  • [38:45] Dan Patrick: “If I gave you one car for the garage, you tell Catherine I got this car…”
  • [38:46] Michael Douglas: "The new Aston Martin is awfully nice..."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Michael Douglas, on early racing:
  • [24:30] “In high school I was a member of a hot rod club, the Downshifters…We had jackets.”
• On Steve McQueen’s generosity:
  • [25:04] “He held up these keys…‘Here you go, buddy.’ And he gave me the Porsche, you know, which is more money than I made in the whole movie.”
• Racing near-miss:
  • [27:20] “…went into a wall under a yellow flag…that was sort of what I realized…these guys…are pretty serious and I’m gonna get myself in trouble.”
• Monaco’s magic:
  • [29:18] “Monaco is tough to beat…I was able during the race to walk through the tunnel. An extraordinary experience.”
• On G-force with King Juan Carlos:
  • [30:25] “He took off like a bat...and the G-force on braking, your neck is unbelievable...I didn’t realize I was on screen the whole way around the track.”
• On car collecting:
  • [36:00] “I used to (collect), but no, that’s one vice I’m trying to (avoid)…”
• On drivers as athletes:
  • [32:25] “The amount of training they go through is staggering…Yes, the discipline…”

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Segment Timestamps for Easy Reference

• [06:36] – F1 Vegas viewing spots & poll question
• [09:19] – Pit/paddock passes explained
• [10:50] – F1 sounds from the hotel room
• [14:40] – NFL head coach longevity discussion
• [15:53] – On Josh Allen’s struggles/support in Buffalo
• [17:00] – "Thicker than a Snicker"/using compliments across cultures
• [24:30]–[39:18] – Michael Douglas interview (racing stories, F1 culture, car collecting)
• [47:06] – NFL must-win games, poll results
• [49:09] – Fritzi’s “Rhyme Time” Vegas-themed puns

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, fast-paced, playful
• Equal parts sports analysis, personal anecdotes, pop culture, and comic relief
• Michael Douglas's presence elevates the stories’ depth and “star power,” but the crew’s rapport and irreverence shine throughout

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Essential Takeaways

• Formula 1 as a Vegas Event: There’s energy, exclusivity, and dizzying hospitality around the city, but up-close pit access is ultra-exclusive and highly valued.
• Michael Douglas’s Racing Passion: His love for cars is longstanding and personal, shaped by hands-on experiences, friendships with racing icons, and a front-row seat to motorsport history.
• Sports and Culture: The Dan Patrick Show deftly blends elite sports discussion with relatable, human moments—even when talking about luxury cars, social media quirks, or Vegas antics.
• Humor & Heart: Whether debating NFL coaching moves or joking about Facebook algorithms, the vibe is always warm and inclusive—a hallmark of Dan Patrick’s show.

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Transcript

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[Paulie]

I turned off news altogether.

[Dan Patrick]

I hate to say it, but I.

[Michael Douglas]

Don'T trust much of anything.

[Dan Patrick]

It's the rage bait. It feels like it's trying to divide people.

[Seaton]

If we got clear facts, maybe we can calm down a little.

[Dan Patrick]

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[Seaton]

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Paulie]

Yes, Paul, it is kind of surreal because Frank Caliendo has mastered this and had an unbelievable career. I mean, a 30 year career. And then this new guy, Matt Friend, who does imitations but has a different kind of a terse style maybe, and. And he's the new guy. And to see them both walk by each other in a hotel is like that's as surreal as it gets.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, kind of the young gunslinger and the old gunslinger. But yeah, we'll talk to Matt coming up in the final hour.

[Fritzi]

Yes, Tom, he's all over Instagram. But that's not your cup of tea. You're in the Facebook.

[Dan Patrick]

Facebook.

[Fritzi]

So that's why you haven't seen a lot of. But you got to have him do like Howard Stern, for example.

[Dan Patrick]

I just got to be careful that I think if you stay on something on Facebook for longer than two seconds, then all of a sudden your feed changes. And I got, for some reason, I got caught up in men's bodybuilding, where they oil Each other. Don't, don't.

[Paulie]

Don't blame your Facebook feed.

[Dan Patrick]

And somehow, I don't know. And the other thing is cliff jumping or these guys jumping off bridges all over the world or all these crazy, I don't know, like parkour, like high dive. No. Well, they're just BASE jumping. They just jump off of these cliffs into the water.

[Seaton]

Sounds a little bit like your Internet search history currently is a fever dream where you're sort of like how oiled men in cliff jumping. Well, I, I'm sick. Yeah.

[Fritzi]

That's not an algorithm. That's a conscious search. And you should just admit it sooner than later.

[Seaton]

It's okay.

[Dan Patrick]

We still love you. I am under the weather, so. I'm under the weather still. A little bit still.

[Fritzi]

McCulkin.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. I, I. If you missed the first hour, I think I'd call a. Calling Macaulay McCaukin. I have no idea. But.

[Paulie]

So I know a guy who works for Facebook, and years ago he told me it's the pauses when you're scrolling. All you have to do is actually, you don't even have to sit on anything. If you slow down for even less than two seconds, it reads it and then starts feeding you more of that.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, there's also Larry Bird stories where I'm getting that. Where there's. And we've had a lot of the people on talking about Larry Bird, but there's a lot of Larry Bird. Let me tell you a story about him. Anywho, we'll talk to Michael Douglas. He'll join us coming up here. What's the poll question for hour two, this program? Yeah.

[Seaton]

Why don't we switch it up? I got a couple of F1 themed poll questions, if you'd like.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, sure.

[Seaton]

If you could watch the race from one place, where would it be? A rooftop here. Like, say, a casino balcony. Maybe the grandstands or Paulie, I don't know. Maybe, you know this one. Do they have, like, infield areas in this. Is there, is there a place that's sort of inside the track on a, on a race like this?

[Paulie]

Yes, but it's not exactly like NASCAR, where it's like RVs set up for the weekend. They do have more like luxury suites both inside the track and outside of the track. When you're right in the. One of those, all sudden, the cars, you hear a rumble and it's so you see, like that. So it's more about the social scene in those places. If you're up in the stands, like at a higher elevation, you could see much more of the race.

[Dan Patrick]

See, I'm. I'm a TV guy. I don't care what the event is. It feels like TV captures it better. If. If I'm. If I'm doing it and watching it because it's work related, then I definitely want to watch it on tv.

[Paulie]

In nascar, if you get a thing called a hot pass and you've done this, Dan, you can walk up and down the pits and it's absolute chaos. I mean, there's people walking with hot tires and you have to get out of the way. You have to have your head on a swivel. But to see the pit crews in action is as good as it gets. And I don't know how it works in F1 if they have similar hot passes.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes. Seaton.

[Seaton]

If we come back and we're going to do the F1 thing yet, we should try to arrange. Now, we probably have about a year to figure out one of those scenarios to watch the race. Where do we want to do it? Maybe it's like inside some kind of, like at the grandstand. Maybe it's in some kind of suite area. Maybe we could call up Ferrari and be like, sub. You got five extra passes real quick.

[Dan Patrick]

I don't know. Okay, wait a minute. I'm having a hard time getting you guys into the Pitbull concert tonight. What makes you think I can help get into the infield for Formula one?

[Seaton]

Because I believe in you, Dan.

[Dan Patrick]

Thank you.

[Seaton]

That's why I believe in you.

[Dan Patrick]

You believed in me 20 years ago.

[Seaton]

I have never stopped.

[Dan Patrick]

You've never wavered, not one bit. Thank you. By the way, if you're watching on Peacock or NBC Sports Network, thank you. Thank you for downloading the app. Say good morning to our radio affiliates as well around the country. Yes, Paul.

[Paulie]

Yeah, I looked it up on the F1 website for the Vegas Grand Prix Grand Grand. I think I nailed it.

[Dan Patrick]

It's not grand. No.

[Paulie]

And it's not pri.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

So the best ticket you can get is the all inclusive premium food membership at the suites. But if you can get exclusive pit lane walk and paddock tour, that's before. And then during the race, you're in the paddock, which is like where they work on the cars. And then the pits is where you can see the pit crews doing their thing. And the pit stops in F1 are unbelievable. Like, as far as NASCAR, I think it's about, you know, anywhere from 10 to 15 seconds. It's faster in F1.

[Dan Patrick]

But wait, there's a pass where I'm allowed to walk around while they're changing tires.

[Paulie]

Yes, but you're on the other side of the barrier. There's this concrete barrier.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Paulie]

It's. It's the best if you can get it.

[Dan Patrick]

Michael Douglas probably gets Absolutely.

[Seaton]

Frank Kelly and Frank Caliendo gets access. Maybe we should call him and ask him if he could help us.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, maybe. He told us about that, like, five times when we went to dinner.

[Seaton]

His daughter is a big fan.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, yeah, he told me that five times. I think he told me that in all the different voices. Like, John Gruden was telling me that.

[Seaton]

John Gruden's daughter also.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Seaton]

Christopher Walken's big fan.

[Dan Patrick]

Morgan Freeman. Yeah. Yes. Marvin.

[Fritzi]

So next year we'll be here.

[Dan Patrick]

I'd like to.

[Fritzi]

White suits?

[Dan Patrick]

No, I'm gonna have my fire suit on.

[Fritzi]

All right. Can I get a white linen suit?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, sure.

[Seaton]

Do whatever you want.

[Fritzi]

All right.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, like Rick Pacino wore in the March Madness.

[Fritzi]

I was gonna say more like Pitbull.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, all right.

[Fritzi]

Shirt button all the way down here.

[Dan Patrick]

All right.

[Fritzi]

Sorry, Fritzi. I'm gonna live it up while I'm in Vegas. You know why you should do that? I respect.

[Michael Douglas]

I know.

[Paulie]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I just. I can't get it out of my head that you spend time in your bedroom, in your room, and all you're doing is eating KitKats and you're playing with the curtains because they open and close automatically.

[Fritzi]

It's a very cool feature that the found. Maybe there's other hotels that do that, but I. I've never experienced. And it's not just that. Then there's the view that you get to see when the drapes come open.

[Paulie]

And it sure looks like fun down there. It sure looks like they're having fun. I wish I could go down there and have some fun.

[Dan Patrick]

Now Seaton's hotel room gives him just a little piece of the trap.

[Seaton]

Oh, dude, that was awesome. Yes. Last night I got back from dinner and I had. The TV was off, and I could hear. You know, there's a lot of times that just random people on the road sound like that and they go flying by, but I could hear it a lot. I was like, dang thought to myself, what the hell's going on out there? Look. Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Dan Patrick]

An F1 race. There is a race.

[Seaton]

Yeah, that's right there. It's actually a race. But if I look down the Strip, my room faces sort of. You look to the left, you can see all the way down the Strip. And at the very end of the strip, you could see part of the track and the cars were going by. You could hear them really loud. It was awesome. It was really cool.

[Dan Patrick]

And I'm getting a little tired of the sphere because whenever I open up my curtains, that guy's staring right at me.

[Seaton]

Like the eyes blinking.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, I know. It is weird. Creepy. Yes, Paul.

[Paulie]

I had the upcoming F1 stops. These are some great international states. Shanghai, China. Japan. Bahrain. Barcelona. Barcelona, Spain. Right, Seaton. Austria, Belgium, Hungary, Netherlands. Madrid.

[Dan Patrick]

Dang, that's a lot of travel.

[Paulie]

That's a good gig, though.

[Dan Patrick]

Calendars, autograph non autograph calendars [e-mail] check out the tailgate store. You can see how you can get an autograph calendar with select tailgate purchases while supplies last. And stat of the day is always brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of the Dan Patrick show. Our two poll questions. Seaton, are we locked and loaded for that? Yeah.

[Seaton]

I got another one here for you too. About the best part of F1 for casual fans. The crashes, the speed, the drama or. I actually really like the radio meltdowns on the. Like you hear their. Their crew yelling at each other. They're all yelling. I love that part.

[Paulie]

It's actual audio.

[Seaton]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

Texans beat the bills last night, 23 to 19. Houston now a dangerous six and five. And that defense was wonderful with eight sacks. And they hit Josh Allen. I've said this. I had a strange feeling about the Bills this year. Their defense isn't good. They're asking Josh Allen to win these games all by himself. And you saw that last night. Houston's defense is one of the top three. Certainly getting after the pass. You know, Danielle Hunter had that. He has that weird first name. The way it's spelled. You think it's Daniel Hunter. He was on the Vikings. Felt like he got 11 sacks every year. And you watch him. Will Anderson Jr III, he was great too. You got Stingley Bullock, that's a formidable defense. And Davis Mills is a high end backup and he's played really well for them.

[Fritzi]

Yes, Marvin, if the Texans some should win a Super Bowl, DeSean Watson going to be looked at like Herschel Walker. Yeah, he is like. You know what? Thanks. Thanks, Herschel. Thanks, desean.

[Dan Patrick]

Brian in South Carolina. Hi, Brian. What's on your mind today?

[Fritzi]

Hey, Dan.

[Dan Patrick]

When is enough and enough enough with.

[Fritzi]

Some of these coaches who've been with.

[Dan Patrick]

The team for close to a decade? You have McDermott, who's been with the Bills for close to a decade. Dec, you've got Tomlin with the Steelers. And then if the Ravens don't win anything this year, then you have Harborough with Baltimore. It feels like there's no in the middle. We have Gerard Mayo being escorted out after a year for the Pats, for them to go get Bravel. But then you have these other teams with the Ravens, Steelers and the Bills, who, it looks like they're not getting over the hump. When can we say, hey, you know what? Need a new voice? Josh Allen has a window. Lamar Jackson has a window. The Pittsburgh defense has a window. We need a new voice. I'll look. Yeah, you just don't have those really bad years. I think that's the key, that you know it's steady and then you'll get a spike and you'll be playing in an AFC title game. But you're not getting rid of Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh. These guys, they'll decide probably when they want to move on. You know, Sean McDermott, it feels like he's been on the hot seat since he got there, but he's had really good seasons. I just. This is a different team. I just don't think they're formidable. I don't think there's a great team in the afc, in the nfc. I mean, the Eagles, if they ever get their act together, they might look at this and go, we could go and win another Super Bowl. Now, I, I really believe in the Rams, but in the afc, if you said, who do you think? Who would be your team? And I'd say the Kansas City Chiefs. They're not even in the playoffs right now.

[Paulie]

Yeah, Paulie, Vegas really loves the rams. They won five in a row. They're 8 and 2 and they've outscored their opponents by 100 points. It's interesting, the Seahawks, which still gets no pub 7 and 3, they've outscored their opponents BY 101 points this year.

[Dan Patrick]

Jake in Buffalo. Hi, Jake. What's on your mind today? Hey, Dan. Yeah, I'm along the same lines as last caller. As long as Bean and McDermott are in Buffalo, I don't think we have a chance. But given ownership, I think I'm just wasting my breath because they're going to be around for a long time. So I had a question for you. Have you ever seen a quarterback with this much talent get so little support? I mean, like Alan setting records every week for the best start to a career and given the team that's been put him around, put around him and how they're coached. It feels like every year, he's just getting further and further away from a chance at the Super Bowl. Well, they do have talent. I mean, you do. You have talent at tight end, wide receiver, running back. It's, you know, give credit to the Texans. That defense was wonderful. It's. Buffalo's defense is not very good, and they've been banged up, but, you know, that's going to be their Achilles heel. If, you know, they get bounced, they don't win their division, it'll be because of that defense. But, you know, Josh Allen is being asked like, he can't be Superman every week. And that's where you can almost see that he knows he has to do more. You go to the line of scrimmage going, okay, I. I have to avoid the pass rush. I have to make something happen. And as great as he is, he wasn't able to do that. Chris and Dayton. Hi, Chris. What's on your mind today? Yes, sir. Hey, D.P. thicker than a Snicker. Thank you, Chris. Gotta get.

[Seaton]

Hello, Dan. Thicker than a Snicker. That's all we got.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes, Mark.

[Fritzi]

Sorry. I heard something the other day. This guy was seeing this girl that walked by. He was like, man, she think it in train smoke. I said, all right. Vegas. Been in Vegas for eight minutes.

[Seaton]

I got a train smoke.

[Dan Patrick]

Is that a compliment to a woman?

[Fritzi]

Culturally and. Yes.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Seaton]

Yes.

[Fritzi]

Okay, this might be. This might be a culture. But, yes, if someone says she's thick, yes, that is a big compliment.

[Paulie]

So tonight, Marvin, I say to my wife, hey, baby, you're thicker than train smoke. It's probably not gonna go well for me.

[Dan Patrick]

No, no, no.

[Fritzi]

Like, Paul, what are you saying? What are you calling me?

[Dan Patrick]

But if I go to the cookout.

[Fritzi]

Okay, no, no, no.

[Dan Patrick]

I can't say that.

[Fritzi]

Don't call. Because that's probably somebody's.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Fritzi]

Mother. Wife.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Fritzi]

Like, don't do that. But in your head, you could be like, man.

[Dan Patrick]

Like, I could pull you to the side.

[Fritzi]

I say, thick as cold grits.

[Dan Patrick]

Thicker than a Snicker is pretty good.

[Fritzi]

Very good.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes.

[Fritzi]

Yeah, Fritz, you use that line. Yes, Todd, I think I'm going to work that in. As soon as I get home tonight, I'm just going to wake my wife.

[Dan Patrick]

Up and say that nothing else has worked. Why Nothing else is worked.

[Seaton]

Yeah, but she's like, finally, Finally.

[Fritzi]

Now you got me all worked up. Why did it take so long to refer to me as a what if.

[Dan Patrick]

Your wife is playing with the curtains when you get home?

[Fritzi]

That would be Interesting. That would be odd.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Fritzi]

We don't have quite the same view as the Vegas.

[Seaton]

That's a woman who knows.

[Dan Patrick]

Party. Yeah. Honey, you're living it up. You're playing with the curtains just like I did in Vegas.

[Seaton]

Now do the shears. Do the shears. Not just the drapes. Do the shears too.

[Fritzi]

It's about as dirty as it's going to get.

[Seaton]

Yes.

[Dan Patrick]

It's time to leave Vegas, isn't it?

[Fritzi]

Yeah, just about.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Fritzi]

Can only really do a few days. Oh, last night.

[Dan Patrick]

How about we take a break here.

[Seaton]

If you need to.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yes, I do. Michael Douglas is gonna join us.

[Fritzi]

Let's get our act together.

[Paulie]

Michael Douglas?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Not the Michael. It's the Michael Douglas. Big Formula one fan and he was a pretty good actor as well. Todd just let you know.

[Fritzi]

Certainly was.

[Dan Patrick]

Thank you.

[Fritzi]

Two time academy award winner.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yes.

[Paulie]

Paul and his wife is here with him as well.

[Dan Patrick]

I saw Catherine. I did. Hey now, I congratulated her. They just celebrated her 25th wedding anniversary. Yeah. Yeah.

[Paulie]

Who's got it better than him?

[Dan Patrick]

Nobody.

[Seaton]

I do.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Your wife is watching.

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[Seaton]

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[Dan Patrick]

How about we take a break here? Back after that. Back after this on the Dan Patrick show.

[Michael Douglas]

Be sure to catch the live edition.

[Dan Patrick]

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[Fritzi]

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[Fritzi]

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[Paulie]

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[Fritzi]

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[Michael Douglas]

That's cravingience.

[Dan Patrick]

Am, pm Too much. Good stuff. Want to thank the Fountain Blue for taking care of us this week. They did a great job at Super Bowl a couple of years ago when they first opened up and I said, let's go back to Fontainebleau. They got Formula one in town and thank you again for the hospitality this week. Yesterday, Michael Douglas, we saw him in the hotel and I said, you want to stop by and talk some Formula One? And he came by after the show and we talked about when he was on the show the last time and he was in a car club and he was in high school. So I asked him if there was ever a point early in his career where he thought more about being a race car driver then an actor.

[Michael Douglas]

There was a. A brief. Well, in my young career, yes. I mean, it breaks up into. In. In high school, I was a member of a hot rod club, the Downshifters. And so I was into. We had a.

[Dan Patrick]

Did you have jackets?

[Michael Douglas]

We had jackets. The Downshifters, Westport. And we had a C dragster. We had a little C dragster that our club raced. I didn't drive, but we used to go up to Rhode island of the Warwick. We raced that. And that was when I was in public school and high school and. And then I went to a boarding school. And I went to this boarding school, all boys boarding school. And they knew nothing about drag racing. They were all into sports, Formula One, Sterling Moss at the time, and all that. So that was when I got my first intro into the more sophisticated side of car racing. And then as I said on your show a few years ago, one of my first movies that I did, I had Steve McQueen as a producer on the movie and, you know, he knew I liked cars. And in this movie I drove a 911 Porsche Targa. The movie that tangerine. Tangerine, yes, tangerine, orange color they had in the movie. I got paid. This is 1969, I think I got paid $3,000 for the whole movie. And the last day of shooting, Steve showed up, thanked me so much for the good job. And he had these keys he held up. I said, here you go, buddy. And he gave me the Porsche, you know, which is more money than my father. I made in the whole Movie. And also at that time, Steve was preparing for the movie Le Mans. So he was going out on weekends out to the desert, out in Palm Desert, the Willow Springs racetrack. And he was racing. Richie Gensler had a 908 Porsche, really hot Porsche. And he was racing, practicing that, getting ready for Le mans. And Steve McQueen was a great driver. Both motorcycles and cars and the 908 had this. Had a little plastic second seat, I guess to fulfill his class. He had a major racing seat. It was a little plastic seat. And I asked if I could go do a couple of laps with him. And he asked me if we got permission. And Dan, all I can tell you is those couple of laps out there, Willow Springs, and there's this large sweeping turn that he could take it about 150 miles an hour. And you had a level with the desert. And I was stoked. And so after those experiences with Steve, there was also the Jim Russell driving school which was out at Willow Springs and they, you could, you could race Formula F's Lotus Ford open wheels. So I got in and did that and that was the beginning of my racing career, which promptly, about three races in to the season, we were at Riverside racetrack and under a yellow flag, which means the yellow flag has slowed down. I took a turn too fast, spun the car around and went into a wall under a yellow flag, which is a real. No, no. And that was sort of what I realized. You know what, I'm being like a weekend hero here. But these guys that are driving are pretty serious and I'm gonna get myself in trouble. So that was the extent of the end of my, my, my racing career.

[Dan Patrick]

Where is that Porsche that Steve McQueen gave you?

[Michael Douglas]

That's a very good question. I thought the same thing. I don't know. I lost it somewhere along the line. I'm not quite sure where.

[Dan Patrick]

Did you ever talk to Paul Newman about trying to balance and be. You know, because he was so involved in racing and a Westport guy. He was.

[Michael Douglas]

I, I didn't. I saw him a few times. He was an interesting guy. So talented, nice, but removed. He was. I've never quite understood what it was exactly. I know he lost his son, which I thought might have been the thing, but there was something slightly removed. But I was such an admirer of him, not only for his racing but for his charity work. The whole of the Wall gang.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Douglas]

It was extraordinary with all those products. I can't believe the figures that he raised is really phenomenal.

[Dan Patrick]

Where's the best place you've Ever seen a race?

[Michael Douglas]

That's a good question. I mean, Monaco is tough to beat. I did one race in Monaco where I had to pick pass and there's a big long tunnel that goes through and I was able, during the race, during the race to walk through the tunnel and it was just an extraordinary experience. So I'd have to say Maliko is probably the most colorful. Although it's a limited race, it's very tough to pass. There's a lot of talk about, even though it's long history, that with the cars, the way they're going, they may move on.

[Dan Patrick]

But didn't you do a ride along with the King of Monaco?

[Michael Douglas]

No, I did a ride along with the King of Spain.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh.

[Michael Douglas]

I was in, I was at the Barcelona F1 and before the race they asked me, if do you want to go with the King of Spain around the track in the, what do they call it? The starter's car?

[Dan Patrick]

Pace car.

[Michael Douglas]

The pace car. So I said, yeah, sure. So I got in the car with your, with his Highness and I didn't realize that there was a camera on the dashboard. Right. That had both of us in, you know, full bloom. And so King Juan Carlos took off and he took off like a Batsheva. And we went down and I said, I hope he knows what he's doing. Because the thing about race cars, with all their speed, it's the braking you can't believe. So they go into a turn and say, there's no way. They're not going to stop in time. There's just no way. And the G force on braking your neck, on your neck is unbelievable. This is why they have all those exercises. So anyway, we go into the first turn and I'm going, holy smack, holy smoke. And I didn't realize I'm on screen. I'm looking and I'm looking at the King. I said, you know what you're doing? You, you know, like what you're doing the whole way around the track. So that was in Barcelona, but that was just a warm up.

[Dan Patrick]

We're talking about Michael Douglas. Actor, producer. I don't need to say what, what should people say when they introduce you? What do you want people to say?

[Michael Douglas]

A nice guy. What? A nice guy.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Michael Douglas]

I, I don't know. I'm, I'm very happy. I'm an actor and a producer.

[Fritzi]

Yeah.

[Michael Douglas]

And I'm also messenger of peace for the United nations, which I like to spend a lot of time on.

[Dan Patrick]

I think there was always this debate about our, you know, these Formula one or NASCAR guys and athletes. And I would always, you know, I would talk to Dale Earnhardt Jr. And he'd say, hey, sit in that car for four hours. Hand eye coordination. You're losing seven to ten pounds. You know, everything that goes. And if you make a mistake, it can be. But how do you view the athletes behind the wheel?

[Michael Douglas]

Well, being pretty familiar with, with F1 in the fact that I've have some friends who have been owners. This is how I got introduced to why I'm here in Las Vegas at this beautiful fountain blue hotel for the, for, for the race is I, I was friends with the guy that owned the McLaren team, one of the owners of McLaren team Mansoor OJ before she passed away a couple of years ago. And I'm now a, a good friend of a mutual friend of Mansoor mine, Lawrence Stroll, who owns the Alpha, the Aston Martin team. So I've been able to see close up. And Lawrence's son Lance drives for Aston Martin. So as a family friend, I mean I see the amount of training that goes in and it's, it's staggering. So yes, the discipline, the thing that gets me with NASCAR is is they, how close they are. I mean, how, how close they are for lap after lap. I mean in Formula one you'll have those moments, you know, where you have a good. But they just, they sit there just, just, I mean just lifting bumpers, touching at 200 miles an hour. So they're, I mean both, both, both races I think need tremendous physical shape to be in.

[Dan Patrick]

Did you do a race car movie?

[Michael Douglas]

No, no, never have. Although the streets of San Francisco, which was soon after my race car experience and I was sort of the, the police driver of the car with Carl Malden, my partner and I always tell this story the very first day of shooting, the very first day of shooting this, which ended up being 104 hours in four years. We are at the top of Knob Hill in San Francisco.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Michael Douglas]

And I'm in my trailer and all. There's a knock on the door. Come on, let's go. We got to go fast. The lights go. We're losing the light. We just need you, it's not a scene. We just need you to drive around the top of Knob Hill past the Fairmont Hotel and then just go down the hill and Carl, you take the red, red light, you smash it up on the, on the light and we go. It's okay. So being my first day and not having had a lot of experience, but very cocky about my driving, I get in and they go ant action. I take it. I go around Nob Hill, I go past the Fairmont, and then there's a major hill. But all I can tell you is I went off that hill and I was airborne enough time that I turned to Carl. Carl looked at me, and about two seconds later, Thank goodness the wheels were straight, right? The car comes to a stop. Oh, my God. Carl gets up. That's not driving. I'm going to be fired. My first day of the picture, he gets up. That's not driving. That's just movie driving. That's not driving. Anyways, I'm going back to my trailer and change my underwear.

[Dan Patrick]

How many episodes did you do?

[Michael Douglas]

I did 104 hours.

[Dan Patrick]

Wow. Did they use that clip in the show? No. Do you collect cars?

[Michael Douglas]

I. I used to, but no, I, I, I, I don't. I'm that down to a dull war. I love cars. Love reading car magazines and all that, but that's. That's one vice I'm trying to.

[Dan Patrick]

Can you fix a car?

[Michael Douglas]

Not anymore. I used to be able to fix flatheads. You know, the older kind of engines and everything. The new sophisticated ones. I can't.

[Dan Patrick]

But you can't sneak a car into the garage with your wife and have her say, where did this come from, huh?

[Michael Douglas]

No, that's. That's the point.

[Fritzi]

We got.

[Michael Douglas]

Well, you know, I got kids now who are driving age, and Catherine. Is that so? You really, you know, I mean, how many cars can you fit? Then you start getting into garage space, right? And that's not cheap. I mean, you.

[Seaton]

If you.

[Dan Patrick]

How.

[Michael Douglas]

How many Porsches do you have?

[Dan Patrick]

I have a few.

[Michael Douglas]

What does that mean? Dad, Come on, be honest. You can tell I have five. Well, that's not too bad.

[Dan Patrick]

I know, but my wife always says, you need another one. And I say no.

[Fritzi]

Right.

[Dan Patrick]

But I say, I still want it. And if you have a garage, like, you got to fill it up.

[Michael Douglas]

You have like, a spider.

[Dan Patrick]

You have like a. I have a 356, a 1959, 356, a. Wow. I got a 89G body. I got a couple GT3s.

[Michael Douglas]

Oh, wow.

[Dan Patrick]

And I have a 01 speed yellow turbo.

[Michael Douglas]

And what do you drive? Around.

[Dan Patrick]

I have a pickup truck.

[Michael Douglas]

Where do you live?

[Dan Patrick]

You live in Connecticut?

[Michael Douglas]

In Connecticut?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yeah. Not too far from Milford.

[Michael Douglas]

Milford. I know Milford.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yeah. So if you're ever there and you want to take out one of my cars, thank you. I'd be more than happy to let you. You could take the GT3 out if you Wanted.

[Michael Douglas]

And that's a nice thing. But, but, but garage space is cheaper in Milford than it is a lot of other.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I bought the building where so it's not cheaper, but I, I do have a lot of space.

[Michael Douglas]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. But I'm not, I'm not doing any. Well, actually I'm looking at a 73, so I already have my eyes on.

[Michael Douglas]

Have you ever seen Jay Leno's collection?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, not, not in person.

[Michael Douglas]

No.

[Dan Patrick]

But you know what, when you lose track of how many cars you have, then you have too many cars.

[Michael Douglas]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

And Jay, I'm sure, doesn't know how many cars he has.

[Michael Douglas]

Oh, I bet he does.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, I think Jay and Letterman sold all of his.

[Michael Douglas]

Did he? I didn't know anything.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, he had a lot. He had quite a collection.

[Michael Douglas]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

I, I met his mechanic and he works on Miles Davis's former Ferrari.

[Michael Douglas]

Wow.

[Dan Patrick]

A friend of mine has Miles Davis's Ferrari.

[Seaton]

Yeah.

[Michael Douglas]

Wow. Well, that's. Yeah, you got to be a little.

[Dan Patrick]

But if I gave you. I said get one car for the garage, you tell Catherine Hun I. I got this car.

[Fritzi]

Wow.

[Michael Douglas]

I would have to be. Oh, let me see. Well, I know I'm being a little bit promotional, but the new Aston Martin is, is awfully nice. The new DB4 kind of combination is, is. Is particularly nice.

[Dan Patrick]

I feel like you're getting one after this appearance, so well done. Well done. It's great to see you. Thanks for taking time and hope you have a great weekend here.

[Michael Douglas]

You too, have a lovely weekend. Dan, always great to see you. Thank you guys. Thank you.

[Dan Patrick]

Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our [e-mail] and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live.

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[Fritzi]

I'm Robert Smith and this is Jacob Goldstein and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history and some of the worst people, horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. Very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked, like Thomas Edison.

[Seaton]

And the electric chair.

[Fritzi]

Listen to business history on the iHeartRadio.

[Michael Douglas]

App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Fritzi]

What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a.

[Michael Douglas]

Dream, and one of the most iconic.

[Fritzi]

Sitcoms of all time?

[Paulie]

You get Desi Arness, a trailblazer, a.

[Michael Douglas]

Businessman, a husband, and maybe most importantly.

[Paulie]

The first Latino to break primetime wide open. I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you.

[Fritzi]

And millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story.

[Michael Douglas]

From cleaning canary cages to this night.

[Paulie]

Here in New York, it's a long ways. On the podcast starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama, I'll take you on a.

[Michael Douglas]

Journey to Desi's life. The moments it has overlapped with mine.

[Fritzi]

How he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like ours on screen.

[Michael Douglas]

This is the story of how one.

[Fritzi]

Man spotlight led the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to Starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama.

[Paulie]

That's part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Fritzi]

Hey there. Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health and I want to tell you about my new podcast called the Mailroom And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like a lot of guys, I haven't been to the doctor in many years. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking but aren't because guys usually don't go to the doctor unless.

[Paulie]

A piece of their face is hanging off or they've broken a bone.

[Fritzi]

Depends which bone. Well, that's true. Every week we're breaking down the unique world of men's health, from testosterone and.

[Paulie]

Fitness to diets and fertility and things.

[Fritzi]

That happen in the bedroom. You mean sleep? Yeah, something like that. Jordan. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. It's going to be fun, whether you're 27, 97 or somewhere in between. Men's Health is about more than six packs and supplements. It's about energy, confidence and connection. We don't just want you to live longer, we want you to live better. So check out the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.

[Dan Patrick]

On an all new episode of iHeartRadio's Las Culturistas, Emmy, Golden Globe and Tony Award winner Sarah Paulson spills on red carpet hacks.

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Fritzi]

Oh, no.

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Dan Patrick]

Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen to the full podcast. Now we will have the most must win game of the weekend. Best week in sports was turned in by who? We'll have that for you coming up as well. There is nothing like Kings Hawaiian slider Sunday. Enjoy your NFL games with friends and family and make that watch part of your tailgate special and you pick up a pack of Kings Hawaiian this weekend. We want to thank the Vegas Golden Knights. They sent some jerseys over. Seaton got to go to see a game, although he's got a pick between the Avalanche. He went to see an abs game on the way out and then got to go see a Golden. You're going to have to decide here. The abs didn't give us jerseys, but the Golden Knights did.

[Seaton]

Abs are a good team. Abs are really impressive to see in person, but they didn't come through with.

[Dan Patrick]

A jersey, you know, and we're very, very transparent. If you give us stuff, then we love you. And if you don't, then, yeah, I mean.

[Seaton]

I mean, the Bruins want to come through.

[Dan Patrick]

Rangers for sale. All right, so we slide into the weekend. We'll have Todd's rhyme time coming up and a special caller coming up next hour. Special caller. Yes, that's fun. Might have to do with a stat of the day person. All right, you got Colts at the Chiefs. How big is this? The Chiefs have to avoid. If they lose, they're under.500. Okay, so this is a big test. This is what we've been waiting for with Daniel Jones. Big test for him. Eagles at the Cowboys. So The Eagles are 8 and 2, but Dak Prescott's really good against the NFC East. Really good. And the defense might be. I. I don't want to say formidable, but maybe better than average. And that might be good enough to keep this really competitive. Steelers at the Bears. Which team is real here? Neither.

[Paulie]

They're. They're both in the mix.

[Dan Patrick]

The Bears and Steelers at the top of their divisions ahead of teams like Cincinnati, Baltimore, Detroit and Green Bay. Who would have thought? Number 15, USC at number 7, Oregon. That's spicy. But this game could be a statement game there with USC with playoff aspirations. This would be a big, big win for Lincoln Riley. Number 22, Missouri at number 8, Oklahoma. Coming off that big win against Alabama, Oklahoma has to avoid a letdown against the Tigers. So we slide into the week. Oh, the Golden Knights. Who do they play this weekend? Seaton.

[Seaton]

Yeah, I've got my Golden Knights at the Ducks of Anaheim. Dan, this is a big game. This is a big game. Of course, currently the Pacific Division. I know all about this stuff. They're a point ahead of my Vegas Golden Knights right now. That's a big, big time showdown.

[Dan Patrick]

Man, you sold that matchup.

[Seaton]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

There is nothing like Kings of Wine. Slider Sunday. Enjoy the NFL with family and friends. Slide into the weekend with our good friends at Kings. Hawaiian. Update the poll results if you can see.

[Seaton]

I sure can. I got a bunch of them up there.

[Dan Patrick]

Dude.

[Seaton]

I have sort of a must winish poll question as well. In the NFL must win game this weekend for the Chiefs, Cowboys, Buccaneers or Rams. Right now the chiefs have about 76% of that vote.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, let's go around the room. The most must win game of the week. Okay, Todd, I'm going to start with you. Who has to win this weekend?

[Fritzi]

You mentioned it just a short time ago. The Chiefs need to bounce back at home versus the Colts after the loss in Denver. If they come up short under 500 at 5 and 6.

[Dan Patrick]

All right, Seaton. Most most win game of the weekend.

[Seaton]

I have most must win game of the weekend. Colts at Chiefs as well. But it's the Colts that need to win. That's a marquee win for them. And I need the Chiefs to keep losing for my prediction. So I got Colts.

[Dan Patrick]

The Colts are getting three and a half at Kansas City. Paulie Most must win game of the weekend.

[Paulie]

I'm going to go with Oklahoma. Oklahoma is having a really resurgence. They're right back in the thick of things. They're hosting Missouri. They're given six and a half. Missouri is really dangerous. They don't have a lot to play for except to take down Oklahoma. Oklahoma loses, they're out of the playoff picture.

[Dan Patrick]

Marvin. Most must win game of the weekend.

[Fritzi]

The Buccaneers against the Rams. The Buccaneers have lost two straight games and they're only a game up on the Panthers in the AFC South.

[Dan Patrick]

Let's see, what are the other point spreads here that make this. The Eagles are minus three. They're three point favorites at the Cowboys. And that's not a must win game for them. I mean it. All these games from now on out are must win games for the Cowboys. How about this? I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say Vegas. Vegas against the Browns. You got to win this game against Shador Sanders and the Cleveland Browns. Anybody there with me on that?

[Paulie]

It would be embarrassing because it's going to be such a referendum on that game. And if you stink it up like.

[Dan Patrick]

They did last weekend, the Browns are getting three and a half at the Raiders. Most must win game of the weekend. All right, let's see. Oh, Todd, do you want to do rhyme time? Do you have enough time?

[Fritzi]

We do okay.

[Seaton]

There's always time for rhyme time.

[Fritzi]

How do we do it?

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, why don't you. Let's go. Fire away.

[Fritzi]

One Arm Bandits. These are Vegas themed. One Arm Bandits, Taters, One arm slots and tots. Hey, Holmgren the wheel. Holmgren the wheel. The kind of wheel you'd see in a casino. Holmgren the wheel.

[Paulie]

Mike Roulette. I don't think that rhymes.

[Fritzi]

There's a basketball player that would rhyme with roulette, though.

[Dan Patrick]

Chat roulette.

[Fritzi]

Chat roulette. Ex Miami coach card game. Ex Miami coach card game.

[Seaton]

Shula.

[Fritzi]

The judges were looking for Coker. Poker.

[Seaton]

Coker.

[Paulie]

Reference.

[Dan Patrick]

Larry Coker.

[Fritzi]

How about that?

[Dan Patrick]

Got it.

[Fritzi]

Betting token. Adult dance chip strip. Chip strip is exactly what that is. And beans. Dirty nursery rhymes. And beans. Dirty nursery rhymes.

[Seaton]

Rice, dice.

[Fritzi]

Rice, dice.

[Seaton]

Andrew Dice, Clay Exactly.

[Fritzi]

Dirty nursery rhymes. Rice dice. Famous chef Bobby. All you can eat. Flay buffet. Quick look, prepaid gyration. Quick look, prepaid gyration. Peak. That would be glance lap dance. Quick look.

[Dan Patrick]

What?

[Fritzi]

Prepaid gyration. Embarrassing another to engage in bets. Embarrassing another to engaging bets.

[Seaton]

Fritz.

[Fritzi]

Embarrassing another would be to shame them. So embarrassing another shaming. And to engage in vets would be Gaming. Gaming. Shaming.

[Seaton]

Gaming.

[Fritzi]

Elvis coordinate, creed leader. Elvis coordinate, creed leader.

[Dan Patrick]

Step, trap, Trap. And trap.

[Fritzi]

There you go. Alcohol storage container, local gum chewing coach.

[Paulie]

Oh, boy.

[Fritzi]

Alcohol storage container, local gum chewing coach. Barrel. Carol, that's awful.

[Paulie]

They're forced.

[Fritzi]

Feral says get off this. Points plus or minus. Feral says get off this. Shed.

[Paulie]

Spread.

[Fritzi]

Shed and spread.

[Dan Patrick]

Will Ferrell and three more quick ones.

[Fritzi]

Agonize, ready to rumble. Agonize, ready to rumble. Rhyme time.

[Seaton]

This segment.

[Fritzi]

Suffer. Buffer would be agonized and ready to rumble. Former Titans receiver. Ear biter. Former Titans receiver.

[Paulie]

Dyson.

[Fritzi]

Tyson.

[Dan Patrick]

Dyson.

[Fritzi]

Tyson. Kevin Dyson. Mike Tyson. Last one.

[Dan Patrick]

Yay. Last one. I had one more. I know. We're almost done.

[Fritzi]

Bring down qb. They were legendary entertainers here.

[Dan Patrick]

Sack and the Rat pack.

[Fritzi]

Rat Pack. There you go, Sack.

[Michael Douglas]

Rat pack.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes.

[Paulie]

Nobody knows more about Vegas traditions and themes than Fritzi. Without enjoying any of them.

[Fritzi]

Any of them having experienced none of it. It's all just research. That's all it is. From my hotel room.

[Dan Patrick]

You never leave your room.

[Fritzi]

I just. I got my Kit Kat and I got my buttons. What do you. What else do you need?

[Dan Patrick]

Play with the curtains. That's all you need.

[Fritzi]

Such a great time.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, we've done it. We've made it to the final hour of the program. And we will talk to Matt friend, comedian, and also a special phone call, I believe, coming in in the final hour of the program. Two hours in the books here at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Las Vegas. One hour to go. It's fritzing, it's Seton, it's Marv, it's Paulie. Yours truly in the back room. Guys, we will be back with the final hour on this meet Friday right after this.

[Michael Douglas]

This is an I heart podcast.