Hour 2 – Jacoby Brissett Holding Out, Manufactured Ambiance

Summary

The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 2: Jacoby Brissett Holding Out, Manufactured Ambiance

Date: May 19, 2026
Host: Dan Patrick, with Paulie, Fritzi (Todd), Marvin, Dylan
Guests: Callers, Danettes

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Episode Overview

In Hour 2 of The Dan Patrick Show, Dan and the Danettes shift from basketball into some of the quirkier NFL offseason news—centered on Jacoby Brissett reportedly holding out from the Arizona Cardinals. The show then transitions into a humorous, spirited debate about authenticity in sports broadcasts—specifically, the artificial ambiance of piped-in bird sounds at golf tournaments and synthetic sneaker squeaks in NBA games. The crew, along with engaging callers, blends sports insight, nostalgia, and their signature humor, touching on culture, weddings, lobster roll wars, art-world pretensions, and the sometimes manufactured nature of modern sports entertainment.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jacoby Brissett Holding Out – The Comedy and Reality (03:06–07:26)

• Dan opens with “there was some football news yesterday that I found actually funny. I did laugh. Jacoby Brissett is holding out for the Arizona Cardinals.” (03:02)
• Stat context: Brissett went 1-11 as a starter last year. Cardinals drafted Carson Beck. Discussion revolves around the irony and backup QB market.
• Paulie notes: Brissett is owed $7 million next year, “that’s backup money in the NFL.” (04:01)
• Dan points out: “But he is a backup quarterback. It’s just he has to start because they don’t have any other options there.” (04:14)
• Todd/Fritzi, tongue-in-cheek: “Can you hold out for more ability? It doesn’t really work that way.” (04:29)
• Speculation about the Cardinals’ tanking potential and Arch Manning’s unlikely interest if they get the #1 draft pick.
• Debate over the backup QB archetype—comparing Brissett, Teddy Bridgewater, Tyrod Taylor, Gardner Minshew.
• Dylan with the key question: "Is there any other team where Jacoby Brissett could pull this move other than the Cardinals? I feel like he's just like, I have the leverage here." (06:28)
• Dan: Suggests maybe Brissett is asking for “combat pay” because the situation in Arizona is so desperate. (06:36)

Notable Quotations:

• “Anybody else would have gone, oh, and 12. I went one and 11.” (Dan, 05:06)
• “Can you hold out for more ability?” (Todd/Fritzi, 04:29)

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2. Manufactured Ambiance: Birdsong and Synthetic Sports Sounds (24:41–38:01)

Bird Sounds in Golf Broadcasts

• David from LA (Caller, 24:41): Birdwatcher who criticizes fake piped-in bird songs at golf events: “I’ve been crying foul for years against the piped in bird song on nature’s broadcast.…They often will get the species right for a geographic area, but not to the cringeworthy degree that they're depicted.”
• Dan asks: “David, can you sense when these are fake bird sounds on a golf broadcast?”
• David: "Absolutely...You can tell they're loops." (25:36)
• The Masters anecdote: Discussion that the iconic golf tournament might be faking its famous ambiance, with references to an article claiming not even actual animals can be seen on the property (“no birds, squirrels, insects, or any living creature” – Thomas Boswell via Dan, 33:27).
• Dan’s purist take: “I want to hear the sounds of the actual golf ball, golf club—not a silver throated red sparrow or something.” (27:41)
• Paulie’s counter: “It’s real to me, damn it.” (28:20)

Synthetic Sounds in Other Sports

• Caller Drew (35:14): Points out that even NBA broadcasts “pipe in the squeaking of sneakers” artificially, referencing the bubbles during COVID and filler noise usage.
• Dan's reflection: Reminisces about when natural sneaker squeaks made players seem faster; questions if manufactured broadcast ambiance is necessary.
• General debate: Why do sports broadcast producers feel so compelled to add crowd prompts, sounds, and effects?

Notable Quotations:

• “I’m just a purist when it comes to bird sounds.” (Dan, 28:20)
• “It’s real to me, damn it.” (Paulie, 28:20)
• "Would we be okay without squeaks? Would we be okay without bird sounds? I think so." (Dan, 36:56)

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3. Quick-Hit Topics and Classic Danettes Banter

Other Topics Touched

• Wedding speech anxiety: Advice from callers and Dan’s humorous, self-deprecating take on being nervous about his daughter’s wedding speech (09:30–14:17)
• Spurs/Thunder takes: Coaching praise for Mitch Johnson and San Antonio team culture (“This was a franchise I truly felt it was a family.” – Dan, 16:24)
• Lobster Roll "Wars" in New England: Dan is bemused by escalating size/prices (“Does the Guinness Book…have the largest lobster roll?” – 32:31)
• Art World Satire: Discussion about the Banksy shredded artwork, banana-taped-to-wall, and Rothko’s minimalist paintings. Paired with humorous observations about modern art’s absurdities and pretentiousness. (43:50–48:52)
• Baseball note: Stat of the day on Jacoby Brissett—lowest interception rate in NFL history (22:52–23:51)

Notable Quotes:

• “Can you hold out for more ability? It doesn’t really work that way.” (Todd, 04:29)
• “If the technology exists to pipe things in, why can’t they pipe out the obnoxious gallery just as fast as they pipe in birds?” (Todd, 34:13)
• “Doesn’t that not speak to the pretentiousness of the art lover if you can put a banana and stick it to the wall or something that looks like a couple of magic markers that a kindergarten kid made and somehow someone thinks that’s the greatest thing ever.” (Todd, 48:40)
• “I’m a purist when it comes to bird sounds.” (Dan, 28:20)
• “Would we be okay without squeaks? Would we be okay without bird sounds? I think so.” (Dan, 36:56)

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | Key Point | |-----------|---------------|-----------| | 03:02 | Brissett holdout | “Jacoby Brissett is holding out for the Arizona Cardinals.” (Dan) | | 04:29 | Brissett ability riff | “Can you hold out for more ability?” (Todd) | | 06:28 | Leverage in Arizona | “Is there any other team where Jacoby Brissett could pull this move other than the Cardinals?” (Dylan) | | 24:41 | Bird sounds caller | “I’ve been crying foul for years against the piped in bird song on nature’s broadcast.” (David) | | 27:41 | Dan’s bird sound stance | “I want to hear the sounds of the actual golf ball, golf club—not...a sparrow.” (Dan) | | 28:20 | Bird sound debate | “It’s real to me, damn it.” (Paulie) | | 35:14 | Squeaky sneakers | “I keep hearing the squeaking of sneakers. No one’s moving on the court, and there’s squeaks.” (Drew) | | 36:56 | Broadcasting authenticity | “Would we be okay without squeaks? Would we be okay without bird sounds? I think so.” (Dan) | | 43:50–48:52 | Art world critiques | Banana on the wall, Banksy shredding, Rothko as corporate filler—satiric takes from Dan and Danettes |

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• Joking about backup QBs: “Would you know the difference between Jacoby Brissett and Teddy Bridgewater if you saw them on the field? …Other than that, they feel similar.” (Dan, 05:49)
• On broadcast fakeness: “I’m a purist when it comes to bird sounds.” (Dan, 28:20)
• Caller Drew on NBA: “Everyone stops playing, but I keep hearing the squeaking of sneakers. No one's moving on the court, and there's squeaks. And once I saw it, I was unable to unsee it and unhear it forever.” (35:14)
• Lobster roll war bemusement: “Dang. Who knew? I'm not a lobster roll guy.” (Dan, 32:44)
• Art world send-up: “If you could put a banana and stick it to the wall or…a couple of magic markers that a kindergarten kid made and somehow someone thinks that's the greatest thing ever.” (Todd, 48:40)

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Episode Flow & Tone

The Dan Patrick Show maintains its trademark blend of sports analysis, playful skepticism, and organic group banter. Jokes and one-liners fly as the Danettes riff on NFL offseason follies, nostalgia for sports’ authentic sounds, and the eccentricities of American culture (art, food, weddings). Callers bring insightful or humorous perspectives, with Dan deftly bridging topics and keeping the show’s tone witty, skeptical, and conversational throughout.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

If you missed this hour, you missed Dan and the Danettes at their best—unpacking oddball NFL news, debating the authenticity of sports ambiance, and using those discussions to muse about broader issues of culture and modern entertainment. Whether you’re interested in backup QB drama, why your golf TV viewing experience sounds a little too perfect, or why a banana duct-taped to a wall fetches millions, this episode blends sports and humor in classic Dan Patrick fashion.

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[Paulie]

Come on now, Dan.

[Dan Patrick]

Don't. Don't.

[Paulie]

Is that the Onion?

[Dan Patrick]

It's odd that Brissette went 111 as a starter last season. They drafted Carson back. Brissette is 33 years of age, but he's holding out with the Arizona Cardinals. I don't think it's going to be a good year for Arizona. I don't think I'm going out on a limb and saying that. But when Kobe Brissette says I need, I need a better contract before I show up here. Now, I do think Carson Beck will get some run this year and maybe he is a starter in the NFL. I didn't feel that way when I watched him at Georgia and Miami. I thought he had moments. I thought he kind of looked like a quarterback who's going to play a quarterback in a movie? You know, tattoos, sports car, dating, you know, pretty girl on the basketball team. Yeah, Paulie.

[Paulie]

I got Jacoby Brissette. He has one more year left on his deal. Two year deal. He's owed about. About $7 million next year, which is. That's backup money in the NFL. To be fair to him, that's pure backup money.

[Dan Patrick]

But he is a backup quarterback. It's just he has to start because they don't have any other options there. But can't Gardner Minshew play?

[Paulie]

Yeah, he's on the roster.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. But Jacoby Brissette.

[Todd]

Yes, Todd, can you hold out for more ability? It doesn't really work that way. You could sit around and wait and say you're not going to play, but you don't all of a sudden get better.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. And the team's not very good, but all of a sudden you're going, I'm going to hold out here. Yes. This Marv.

[Todd]

If the Cardinals have the number one

[Dan Patrick]

pick in next year's draft, Arch is

[Todd]

definitely pulling the Eli. There's no way he's going to the Cardinals.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Would he go to the Jets? Would he pull Eli with the Jets? Would it be just Arizona that he would. Now you, you'd have Jeremiah Love. You're playing indoors half your game, although you're in the toughest division in the NFL. But, yeah, Mike, I don't know if Arch is going to pull an Eli with Arizona because he also realizes maybe he won't start because Jacoby Brissette is going to be there and he's not going to beat out. Joby Brissette holding out, like, wow. I gotta give him credit, though. I mean, you know, you gotta take a stance and you're like, hey, I went 1 and 11 with this team. Anybody else would have gone, oh, and 12. I went one and 11. Yes. Paulie.

[Paulie]

It's probably his last contract. He's 33 years old. He's been on six teams. He's 20 and 45 as a starter. His stats aren't bad, but win, loss, not great.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, would you know the difference between Jacoby Brissette and Teddy Bridgewater if you saw them on the field? The gloves be able. Oh, okay. That's a good call. But other than that, Jacoby Brissette and Teddy Bridgewater feel similar. Yes.

[Todd]

Marvin, I think we may have to take Teddy Bridgewater out of this and replace him with Tyrod Taylor.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Tyrod Taylor. All right. I'm good with that. Yes.

[Dylan]

Dylan, who would you rather have, Tyrod Taylor or Jacoby Brissette?

[Paulie]

That old question.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, Jacobe Brissette, of course, holding out.

[Dylan]

Is there any other team where Jacobe Brissette could pull this move other than the Cardinals? I feel like he's just like, I. I have the leverage here.

[Dan Patrick]

For some reason, I don't think so, but I just found it funny when you're thinking of holdouts and you're like, jacobe Brissette is holding out. And I was like, for what? And then Paulie goes, well, he's only making $7 million. And if he's going to be a starter for this year, you know, this is combat pay. Maybe that's what he's asking for. How about you give me 15 million because I'm going to go out there maybe the last year. Yes.

[Paulie]

Paul Gardner Minshew, who is the backup, is making 6 million. Okay, so they got a lot of backup money in backups.

[Dan Patrick]

But if you look.

[Paulie]

If you look at the Arizona Cardinals depth chart and you didn't, you took off the word Cardinals. Jeremiah Love, Marvin Harrison Jr. Trey McBride. That's a team you'd love to be part of. If they had a defense in our offensive line trying to start positive.

[Dan Patrick]

The things that decide if you're good or not, like offensive and defensive line. Yes.

[Dylan]

Dylan, why don't they bring in our guy, Joe Flacco? We were talking about him yesterday. He's trying to get away from the six kids. Arizona is a little bit further than Ohio.

[Dan Patrick]

Is Joe Flacco on a roster?

[Dylan]

I believe he's on the Bengals.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, okay.

[Dylan]

But he won't be starting there.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, you mean. You mean trade for Joe Flacco so you can start for Arizona?

[Dylan]

Yeah. He's not holding out. Joe wouldn't do that.

[Dan Patrick]

No, he would not. But he's probably making decent money with the Bengals. Yes, Todd.

[Todd]

And if you're just about to retire and at some point, Flacco will have to stop playing, you're already in Arizona. It's a lovely place, Scottsdale, paradise, like

[Dylan]

Dan said, playing indoors.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, Paradise Valley. Is that what you said, Todd?

[Todd]

Yeah, Paradise Valley, Scottsdale, North Scottsdale in particular. It's beautiful.

[Dylan]

You can take a trip to Sedona.

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Sedona? Yeah. Sedona is always pretty careful. Separate rooms. All righty. What's the poll question for hour two?

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You want a little recap of the previous hour, Dan?

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Yeah, sure. Why not?

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Okay.

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Okay. Yeah. That's why it was hard for me to go, oh, you know, I'm rooting for Canada. Last night I was rooting for Buffalo. Canada's one, Montreal is one Buffalo hasn't. So I was rooting for them. We'll talk to Levy. He'll join us coming up in an hour from now. But it was a great night. This was just fun. And watching the basketball, obviously, I was pumped up. But you give me a game seven in hockey, I don't care who's playing. And going into overtime, it was a lot of fun. All right, Some phone calls in here. Let's see. How about Jim in Michigan? Hi, Jim. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

Good morning to you and the Danettes. I had a thought for you regarding your upcoming daughter's wedding. I was in sales for 45 years, and I dreaded public speaking as far as standing at a rostrum and talking. But I always thought interacting with the crowd, in my case with my clients, get some conversation going on. I'm just envisioning you picking out three, four, five people in the audience that have some insight into your daughter, either comedic or sentimental, where you could engage in a little bit of give and take conversation. It takes Your mind off of what your physical act of doing public speaking. And it gets you a little more relaxed so you're not thinking about as much. It might be an angle that you could use to put your mind at ease and make you a little more comfortable in that situation.

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Well, thank you, Jim. Thank you for the suggestion. All of this taken under advisement of how I can handle this in mid August. Yes, Tom.

[Todd]

But you have to pre arrange who you're going to call out so you don't put them on the spot and then they don't have anything or they say something embarrassing that would have to be kind of not scripted. But you have to practice that a little bit and let them know you're going to be coming to them.

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Might do that to you every day.

[Todd]

Yeah, fair enough. Well, and I usually don't have anything tougher that's anything strong.

[Dan Patrick]

Thank you, Todd. Zach in Knoxville. Yeah, just like now. Hi, Zach.

[Caller]

Katie P. Thanks for taking my call. I want to get your opinion about the Wendy and it should be hit Homegren matchup because it's documented how much Wendy doesn't like Chet. And if I'm okay. See, do you sacrifice what check can bring on the offensive end and just strictly put him on on Wemby, or do you keep throwing different bodies at him?

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I like the Caruso aspect. Nobody's going to be taller than Wemby. And look, Chad had a block shot last night, but I think Wemby would. Would love to have Chet Holmgren on him. He just. He relishes that matchup. I think you got to do something a little different. I think you got to be a little quicker with Wemby. And Caruso is a great defender. Not your typical defender for somebody who's 7ft 4, but it's like Draymond Green. Draymond Green did well against Wemby, but it's because he became sort of that Dennis Rodman to Carl Malone nuisance of just getting tangled up with him constantly bodying him. But if you get him, you know, in certain spots, then you're at his mercy. But it. I don't know if they want to have Chad Holmgren guarding him and then risk getting him in foul trouble. You know, Chad is the guy. There's a lot of great defenders who were help defenders. Ben Wallace was a great help defender. I didn't think he was a great on ball, but he was great at helping. Somebody gets beat and Ben will come over and clean up the mess. There are a lot. Bill Russell was that way now, he was. He was good on ball. He was great off ball because he would somehow police the paint and clean up any messes on the perimeter. Lou in Indiana. Hi, Lou. What's on your mind today?

[Caller]

Yeah, Dan, I was thinking. I've been thinking about it ever since last week. You're talking about your. Your speech at your daughter's wedding. I don't remember what year it was or the tournament, but Webb Simpson won a golf tournament and was being awarded the trophy afterwards. And a guy named the Birdman, he looked a lot like Kelsey Grammer. I know he wasn't, but he came out and started sounding like a peacock and they tackled him. That would take care of any negative emotion or sad emotion for you. Maybe have the Danets come out and tackle him like that guy was tackled.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, well, the problem is I'd have to invite the Danets to the wedding and. Yeah, that's okay. I don't need somebody to be tackled, so it'll take my mind off giving this speech.

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Yes, Paul, you do need someone at every wedding, and this is for every wedding. That's kind of your enforcer, your wolf, in case someone's out of hand, someone's had an ugly moment, someone's hijacking the wedding. You have to have someone on the payroll to enforce it. Take them out.

[Dan Patrick]

All right. I think it'll be a user friendly audience there. And, you know, maybe somebody adds some levity by shouting out something to break the tension here. I got a lot of time to get ready for this, the greatest speech in the history of speeches. Yes.

[Dylan]

Dylan, do you wish the wedding was sooner? Yes, just to get it. Get in there, get it done and not. Have you got a lot of time to think about it?

[Dan Patrick]

Yes, I do, and that's not good. But I practice my speech every day. Every single day. Matt, North Carolina. Hi, Matt. What's on your mind today?

[Caller]

Hey, Dan. Fourth time, long time. I am heading to Paris and then Normandy next week and I wanted to see if you had any tips on restaurants for staying in Cannes and then up three days in Paris. I was wondering your thoughts recently.

[Dan Patrick]

You can't go wrong. I don't have names of restaurants, but I found that it's hard to find a bad meal. But you're going to be in great places there and even Normandy. Like I. I wasn't caught up in the food I was going to have at Normandy. Just make sure if you're going to Normandy, have a tour guide because then they're going to take you to a place because Any place you go, I want to go where the locals go. And I found this out when I went to Florence because we thought, is there something off the beaten path, you know, that's out of the, you know, main area in Florence? And then all of a sudden we walked into a place somebody recommended, and everybody looked and it's like, what? What are you guys doing here? As if we found them. And everybody was speaking Italian, you know, nobody's speaking English. And we go in there and we had this unbelievable meal. But they were, it looked like they were bummed. Like, oh, damn, the Americans found us. But have fun, Matt. Billy in Illinois. Hey, Billy.

[Caller]

Hey, Dan. Thank you for taking my call. First time, a long time. So I am a five nine strong 160. Thank you very much. Wanted to call and comment about last night's Spurs Thunder game. I don't know if enough credit is being given to Mitch Johnson, but the coaching job that he's doing, given A, this is his first year and he has what we assume is A, generational talent and B, he's stepping into Popovich's shoes and I think he's doing a great job.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, you're right. I think people still think Greg Popovich is coaching in San Antonio. And it's great that there's some video of Popovich being around the team a couple of times this year because he hasn't been in good health. But having been around that team because they were playing for championships, you realize it's just different there. Everybody talks about a culture like the Patriots way Heat culture. This was a franchise that I truly felt that it was a family. And you got great gm. Pop had been there forever. The great players still stay in the area. You can see Tim, you can see David. So, I mean, you just get that feeling there and that community as well, of just how important that basketball team is to them. How about we take a break, settle on our poll question for hour two, 8773 DP show operator sitting by. Tyler will take your phone calls. We're back after this Dan Patrick Show. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.

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[Dan Patrick]

JT Ginn took a no hitter into the ninth inning then allowed a leadoff single followed by a walk and then a two run homer as the A's fell the Angels two to one. He's the first pitcher to allow no runs or hits through eight innings and still take the loss since the Dodgers rich Hill in 2017. Stat of the Day brought to you by Panini America the official trading cards of the Dan Patrick Show Gina Taylor 10 strikeouts it's been 621 days since the last no hitter in baseball. This is the longest gap there was an 80-841 day span between no hitters Randy Johnson in O4 and Annabelle Sanchez in 06. So I guess we're well you're trying to get a pitcher to go 78 and then if he gets 7 or 8 then do you have him go 9 innings and Gin gets roughed up there ends up losing the no hitter baseball scoring. Last night the mets had a 10 run inning, they scored 16 runs, the Rays 16 runs, Marlins 12, Diamondbacks 12, the Brewers 9 and the Guardians 8. Also looking at the American League, the Rays, Guardians and A's are all in first place. The Braves, Cubs, Padres in the National League. And if you're curious about World Series odds, the Dodgers are still the big favorites. Then it's the Yankees, then the Braves, the Mariners, Cubs, Phillies, Rays and the Brewers. Garrett in Charlotte hi Garrett, what's on your mind today?

[Caller]

Hey dan is a first time long time 64 dad bod220 anyways love you guys.

[Dan Patrick]

Love your work.

[Caller]

I have a stat of the day about Jacoby Brissette. Okay while while I agree his this holdout talk silly and he is a career backup. He had a respectable this isn't this is the lead in. He had a respectable year last year. 3,300 yards, 23 touchdowns, eight interceptions. His here's the stat of the day. He is the NFL career all time leader at lowest interception percentage at 1.4.

[Dan Patrick]

Here comes that what of the day? He needs a raise. He needs a race that they went 1 in 11 and it's Arizona and he's holding out for more money.

[Paulie]

Yes, Paul, to be eligible for the all time list, you have to have a certain number of throws or starts. And Jacoby Brissette has that. Now he is tied with Aaron Rodgers all time with the lowest interception rate.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, who would you rather have Aaron Rodgers, Jacoby Brissette, that old question.

[Paulie]

Who do you think's third an active player?

[Dan Patrick]

Third, lowest interception rate for.

[Paulie]

He's active.

[Dan Patrick]

Wilson is not active. Right.

[Paulie]

Russell is still considered active because he has not announced his retirement. Russell is ninth all time.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, all right. Who is third active player?

[Paulie]

Yeah, he's very good and he is. Some will say his team is underachieved with him. Joe burrow, Justin Herbert, 1.7 for his career.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, okay. All right. David in LA. Hi, David. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

Good morning, gentlemen. And you brought up a bit yesterday that disfrankles me to no end. As somewhat of an avid bird watcher, I've been crying foul for years against the piped in bird song on nature's broadcast. See what I did there for tea? What I find is they often will get the species right for a geographic area, but not to the cringeworthy degree that they're depicted. So for example, like at the Masters, you'll hear loops of northern cardinal, white throated sparrow, American robin, because they have very melodious songs. But you would never hear them singing to that degree in those manicured habitats. And Dan, as a man who's played on multiple courses, don't you find it strange you never hear blackbirds, crows, geese, all those lawn loving birds that every golfer knows lurk on every fairway.

[Dan Patrick]

David, can you sense when these are fake bird sounds on a golf broadcast?

[Caller]

Absolutely, yes. They're. They're just overdone. They're too cloying. I think that if they dialed back a little, the hat, the, the birds are correct generally for those geographic areas, but they're there. You can tell they're loops.

[Dan Patrick]

And it felt like that at Quail Hollow. It felt like the same bird was following the leaders around the golf course and really at a remarkably high pitch.

[Caller]

I agree they tend to favor white fur and Sparrows. I hear that a lot. And Cardinals.

[Dan Patrick]

All right, well, thank you, David. Maybe, maybe CBS or NBC should hire him just so he can be their bird expert or what bird sounds you pipe in. Why do, why do we need to do that?

[Todd]

Yes, Todd, I was just going to ask you what does that say about a sport? And it's not just golf, so I'm not picking on golf that you have to pipe in fake noise.

[Dan Patrick]

What does that say that in the NFL?

[Todd]

Like you said, why is that needed? What is it about the sport that's not inherently entertaining enough that we're going to have all these sound effects?

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I understand if you're going to pipe in sound and let's say it's in Atlanta or it's in Indianapolis and it's indoor and you want to create more of a home crowd advantage there. There's no advantage to piping in this bird. And it was one bird. And damn, was he busy. He sang for like five hours. Yes, Dylan.

[Dylan]

So this I found an article from 2019 because there was that kind of conspiracy about the mass, them doing this at the Masters as well. And from the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, John Fitzpatrick first noticed this happening in 2000 because the PGA Championship was in Kentucky. And like the caller just said he was hearing birds like white throated sparrows that don't exist in Kentucky in the summertime. Dun, dun, dun.

[Dan Patrick]

But I don't know why you do this. You, you. Is it to create that much more ambiance? And if you're tuning into golf, I want to hear the sounds of the actual golf ball golf club, not a silver throated red sparrow or something.

[Paulie]

Yes, Paul, I completely disagree. I love the fake bird sounds. When you go out to a golf course or park, there's a natural sounds of nature around you. And I don't think they can mic them up naturally during a golf event because from hole to hole, there's different birds, there's fewer birds, and they want consistency in the broadcast and they pump in bird sounds for.

[Dan Patrick]

But it's not real.

[Paulie]

It's real to me, damn it.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, but what's it say about you if you're manufacturing and you know an environment, the ambiance there for an event? I don't know, it seems wrong, but I'm just a purist when it comes to bird sounds. Yes, Dylan.

[Dylan]

Well, when the, the truest championship at Quail Hollow, which you were talking about, you texted us and said, are you guys hearing these bird sounds? And I hadn't really noticed it that much up until that point. And then after that text, it was all I could hear. And I. To the point where I think I started hearing when they would, like, re. Loop around. Like, I was like, this is too repetitive.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. I didn't want anything bad to happen to the bird, but I did want the bird to be quiet for a little while. Yes, Paul.

[Paulie]

And it's quail hollow. Generally, female quails are quiet. Male quails are quite loud, and they produce a shrill sound. You don't want that on tv.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, but at least it's natural to the habitat there.

[Paulie]

You're a purist.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes. Yes.

[Dylan]

It's funny that Augusta may or the Masters may or may not have been piping at bird sounds because don't they get rid of all the animals on the property?

[Paulie]

Tough accusation.

[Dan Patrick]

I don't. I don't know. I don't want to get involved in that crossfire with Augusta.

[Dylan]

Allegedly.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, allegedly. I haven't played Augusta in 30 years, so I want to make sure that I'm still in good standing with the folks there.

[Todd]

Yes, Tom, we're used to it, but when you're attending a live sporting event, I guess it would sound really weird now to take it out, but when

[Dan Patrick]

you hear

[Todd]

all the different sounds and is that necessary? That didn't always exist. I'm sure back in the old days, at some point, someone felt the need that we need an organ, and we got to constantly have. Why is there that.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, but I know that that's not real. Okay, but you're right, you know, growing up, going to a sporting event, I didn't need to be told to get up or cheer or applaud any of that stuff. Now it feels like, hey, we got to get this crowd going a little bit. Yes, Marvin.

[Todd]

So you don't like it on the Jumbotron at football stadiums when a player's like, come on, everybody.

[Dan Patrick]

It's third down.

[Todd]

Get up.

[Caller]

All right.

[Paulie]

Sound o meter.

[Todd]

Yeah. Oh, yes.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, yeah. Make some noise.

[Todd]

It's third down. Get up. I think they're.

[Dan Patrick]

They're up. Dan in Ohio. Hi, Dan. What's on your mind?

[Caller]

Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. First time, long time. 5 11, 149. I want to talk about game seven last night, my favorite team, the Buffalo Sabers, after 14 long years of not making the playoffs, have brought passion back. And it's wonderful to watch hockey in May, and I got to watch my favorite team do it. Last night, they lost. I don't know if it's Heartbreaking, but it, it's proud and it's just sad that I can't watch until October again. That's what I want to comment on, and it's refreshing. I think you guys should talk about hockey a little more often. Take care, guys.

[Dan Patrick]

All right, thank you, Dan. Well, I'm Steve Levy on top of the hour. Talk a little hockey. I saw where there's a Lobster wars in Connecticut. Lobster wars. Lobster roll wars. I didn't know this was existing, but apparently you've got. It's called lobzilla, a two foot long lobster roll that contains two pounds of meat that will set you back $180. But then it's supposed to be the largest lobster roll. But according to the Hartford Courant, there is another place in North Brantford, Connecticut. It's a three pound lobster roll dubbed the King's Claw for $230. And it's the biggest one you can get in New England. Now there's a Kong version that apparently another restaurant is trying to take the title. It goes for $319. I don't know. Does the Guinness Book of World Records have the largest lobster roll? Do you know if that's true, Dylan?

[Dylan]

I don't believe it exists yet. But I think that's what these, these titans are gunning for because they've been just one upping each other over the past few months.

[Dan Patrick]

Dang. Who knew? I'm not a lobster roll guy. No, but. No, not at all.

[Paulie]

Really.

[Dan Patrick]

Put mayo on it.

[Dylan]

What about the hot buttered?

[Dan Patrick]

It's okay. Yeah, it's all right. That's. Yeah. Paulie.

[Paulie]

Dan, I've got an article here about the history of the lobster roll. And it's one of the. The past generation, the prices have gone up dramatically, especially in the Northeast. It's like a tourist attraction type food. Back 130 years ago, lobster was like peasant food where people would grab it, eat it on the, you know, side of boats and shipping areas. And then they started shipping it around the country and it's hard to get in some areas. And about 1970s, it became a something you aspired to get at a restaurant. So it had a research.

[Dan Patrick]

I saw this from Thomas Boswell, great writer for the Washington Post. He says there are no birds, squirrels, insects, or any living creature indigenous to planet Earth at the Masters. Nowhere on the property. The birds you sometimes hear on the Masters broadcast, the source remains undiscovered, but they still want to. The Masters doesn't need birds. It's the Masters. It's Gorgeous. But piping those in, and nobody knows exactly where these birds are coming from. Do they just come to the Masters? Like, do they pay for the masters to get these birds there, and then once the Masters is over, they send them on their merry way?

[Todd]

Yes, Todd, if the technology exists to pipe things in, so why can't they pipe out the obnoxious gallery just as fast as they pipe in birds? Take down the volume of the idiots that have to yell something.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, maybe you just don't put the microphones on the tee box there, but, you know, people still yell. Getting a hole up by the hole. Yeah, Paulie.

[Paulie]

Yeah, this. This Thomas Boswell piece from Golf Digest and Washington Post. I think it's a little tongue in cheek, but he says it's somewhat devoid of animals that you'd think you'd see more.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I didn't look for any animals when I played Augusta, but I didn't see any. I don't know about the birds. I don't remember. I guess I should have taken in the sights and sounds when I played the Masters.

[Paulie]

You're too busy piping it, though.

[Dan Patrick]

But I was. I was locked in. I mean, I was locked in, and it was two days where I was in a zone, you know, I wasn't letting anybody bother me. Drew in Columbus. Hi, Drew. What's on your mind today?

[Caller]

5 11, hard 195. I'm a massive Cavaliers fan, and I watch almost every game. And once you see this, you can't unsee it. I'm watching the game a couple years ago. There's a dead ball, foul, whistle blows. Everyone stops playing, but I keep hearing the squeaking of sneakers. No one's moving on the court, and there's squeaks. And once I saw it, I was unable to unsee it and unhear it forever. I don't know if it's just my regional sports network or if they do it nationally, but it's not just golf. They pipe in the squeaking of sneakers in NBA games.

[Dan Patrick]

Dang. I remember growing up where you'd watch the Celtics and the 76ers. It felt like every weekend that would always be your game of the week. But the crowds were kind of quiet during the regular season, and you would hear the squeaking of those shoes, and I thought, why don't my shoes squeak like that? Like it? It always gave me the false belief of, these guys must be really fast or hustling. Whenever you hear that squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. Man, you're playing some defense there.

[Paulie]

Yes, Paul, I've Got some clips of the playoffs. Remember the bubble during COVID so there's no crowd there. The squeaks are out of hand because you could hear the squeaks and they're mic'd up, so they had to pump in like background fill music to even out the broadcast.

[Dan Patrick]

Audio. Yeah. Yes.

[Todd]

Todd, do network producer and directors, for the most part, at least admit that they do that on some level or they in total denial where they would let people into the truck where you can see them possibly hitting little sound effects and things like that?

[Dan Patrick]

Well, they don't do interviews.

[Todd]

I would just love to know that. Are they doubling down? I don't know what you're talking about. Those are genuine sounds that come from the atmosphere.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, how much can you. Should you manufacture like you want to give the best broadcast that you can give. But at what point do you say, you know what, maybe we're going above and beyond the call of duty here. Would we be okay without squeaks? Would we be okay without bird sounds? I think so. But if you're a producer, executive producer, director, then maybe you're like, you know what, let's get a couple of birds in there. It was just watching the golf event on that Sunday and I kept hearing that same bird. And I'm thinking, at some point you have to realize that is obnoxious. I mean, you know, the guy yelling out baba buoy is obnoxious, but this you can control. That's what was kind of surprising with it. I don't know if he solved a damn thing here. We talked about lobster rolls, piping in sound birds and squeaking tennis shoes. So let's take a break here. Back after this. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our [e-mail] and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live.

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Jonas Brothers]

Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news?

[Dan Patrick]

Huge news.

[Jonas Brothers]

We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.

[Dan Patrick]

We invented a podcast.

[Jonas Brothers]

Well, we didn't invent it.

[Caller]

We.

[Jonas Brothers]

We just contributed to First People to do Podcasts. Pretty. Yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts, but this one's extra special. So how did we. How do we actually come up with the name hey Jonas? Guys, I honestly don't remember.

[Dan Patrick]

I think it was on a call

[Jonas Brothers]

about what we should call it and

[Dylan]

well, we were thinking.

[Jonas Brothers]

I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes, I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a bit for the podcast. People could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that. Guys, listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

[Dan Patrick]

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dan Patrick]

Talk some hockey. Top of the hour with Steve Levy from the Mothership and Reggie Miller. He was on the call and OKC last night with the San Antonio Spurs. Kenny in la. Hi, Kenny. What's on your mind today?

[Caller]

Hey, Kenny, thanks for having me. So last night at the end of the game, right as the buzzer sounds, I think Tirico gives the stat line for Wendy. And by the way, your comments at the top of your show were spot on today. I really agreed with everything you said. I appreciate them. Anyway, after, after Tirico does that, Reggie joins and he says, wow, those numbers, those are almost like Bill Russell type numbers. And then he says wilt Chamberlain. And I'm thinking Bill Russell. Bill Russell never even had 41 in one game. His career high, 37. So I'm looking for a Melissa Etheridge stat of the day. There you go.

[Dan Patrick]

All right, you got one, Marvin. This is the start of the day. Stat of the Day brought to you by Panini America True Green. Don't waste another weekend doing your lawn care yourself. You can partner with the official lawn care treatment provider, the PGA Tour. Get a golf course quality lawn the easy way. Sign [e-mail] sit back and enjoy. No, Wemby is not Bill Russell like he is Bill Russell like on the defensive end. But Bill Russell was limited offensively. Wemby has a chance to get 50 or 60 points in a game. I just saw this with Jackson Smith And Jigba, the NFL's reigning offensive player of the year. He posted a video to his Instagram account that shows the trophy was mislabeled. The video posted yesterday is an Instagram story. It shows the Seattle Seahawks star holding a trophy which says 2025 defensive player of the year. How do you do that? It's embarrassing. Obviously you're the NFL, you're buttoned up. Imagine somebody's job is to do all of the different trophies, plaques, and make sure that you have the right information, right spelling. I would think Jackson Smith and Jigba, that'd be the hard part. Getting his name spelled correctly, not. Wait, is he offensive or defensive player of the year? I don't know.

[Paulie]

Yeah, Paul, I'm looking at his video now and there's actually a second mistake. It's player of the year and there's no space between the and year. So like almost like a typo. So they got. They went two for two.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh my God, this is the NFL. What do you.

[Todd]

Yes, Todd, is that somehow make it more valuable? Like, you know when a card, a baseball card has a mistake, it's like, wow. It was actually better that they screwed this up. It's a one on one.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, well, it's like that, that Banksy artwork that it actually was fed through a paper shredder. And like, the. The people who were bidding on this at Sotheby's, I think all of a sudden it starts to go through a paper shredder right in front of people, and then they stop it. So you have this work of art that goes through a paper shredder that he somehow manufactured. I don't know how Banksy did it, but the. It's probably worth more now because it went through. It's that piece of art that went through a paper shredder that. So it's. It's perched above what looks like a paper shredder. You just don't realize that the paper shredder is an actual paper shredder. Yes, Dylan.

[Dylan]

And I think it was supposed to be kind of like commentary on, like, the art industry and just like, greed, whatever. And then he shredded it and people were like, I'll pay more for that now. Yeah, it's like the total opposite of probably what he wanted to happen happened.

[Dan Patrick]

I know. Yeah. Paulie.

[Paulie]

The piece of artwork was called Love is in the Bin, and it was like. It was October 2018. Like Dylan said, it sold for more after the partial shredding.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Dan Patrick]

Because you see this happening in real time. These people are bidding on this and sold, and then all of a sudden it starts to shred right in front of you. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Dylan, remember the banana duct tape to the wall a couple of years ago that sold for 6.2 million at Sotheby's auction to some, like, crypto, bro, I think. But it's literally just a banana taped to the wall.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes. Paul.

[Paulie]

Dan, before we sign off on this show, I'd like to give you my Banksy theory. We can come back to it maybe 20 years from now. I don't think Banksy is a real, actual person. I think it's a group of artists who put together this conglomeration of marketing, and it's been working very well for a couple decades. It's not.

[Dan Patrick]

It's the modern day Shakespeare, because I think there was somebody named Shakespeare, but I think he had a group of writers because if you look at just how much it's voluminous, how much was written by just one guy. And Banksy with all these pieces of art all over the world. And it might be that there is a guy who is Banksy, but he does have help. I mean, Andy Warhol did. Andy Warhol was, you know, the. The figurehead. But he had a lot of people behind the scenes. I want to stay in my lane here. Got to be careful. I don't want the, you know, Andy Warholians getting a hold of me here. Yes, Dylan.

[Dylan]

Yeah, There's a number of years back, the Banksy, or the Collective, whoever it is, had made a bunch of original pieces and just had a guy sitting at, like, a little stand in Central park selling them, but not telling people they were real. People just assume they're prints. So people got original banksies for, like, 50 bucks.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, yeah, because he wanted to see if. If you say somebody painted this and you know the artist, then it's automatically, you know, valuable. Like, you'll buy it even if you don't like the way it looks. You go, man, that's a Banksy. I'm gonna buy it. But if you don't know that, you're like, oh, yeah, somebody was doing these sketches in the. In Central park, and then you realize that it was an actual Banksy. Yes. Dill.

[Dylan]

Yeah, there. You go to some modern art museums, and you're like, really?

[Dan Patrick]

This.

[Dylan]

Like, if it's not. If it's not attached to someone, you'd be like this. Like, I can do this.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I. I saw. I went to Harvard just to visit, and their art museum.

[Todd]

Thanks for clarifying that.

[Dan Patrick]

Thank you, Todd.

[Todd]

That was a shot.

[Dan Patrick]

They had Rothko, and I remember going, how can you not come up with that? I mean, that somebody came up with that, and they go for 60, 80 million dollars, and you're looking at it, and you go, I think I could do that. Now, obviously, you can't, but I just. At some point, somebody goes, oh, my God, that's priceless. I mean, Van Gogh didn't sell any of his paintings when he was alive. Maybe his brother Theo did a poor job in. He was his agent, but he didn't sell any of it. And then all of a sudden, somebody had to go. You know, those things are priceless there. Yes.

[Paulie]

Paul, I'm looking at Mark Rothko's paintings, and you're right, they seem like blocky watercolors. That would be in a corporate office.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. You see them in person. It's not one of those where if you see a piece of art and you see it in person, you go, oh, my God, it's so unbelievable. Yeah. And then you don't realize, like, there are times in. When you see something and you go, I don't know. I don't get it. They'll go, yeah, it's like $50 million. Yes.

[Todd]

Todd, doesn't that not speak to the pretentiousness of the art lover. If you could put a banana and stick it to the wall or something that looks like a couple of magic markers that a kindergarten kid made and somehow someone thinks that's the greatest thing ever.

[Dylan]

I know you can eat the banana, though.

[Todd]

Yeah, it's pretentious.

[Dan Patrick]

It's our social commentary on the art world.

[Todd]

The rest of us can't see the beau.

[Dan Patrick]

Squeaky tennis shoes, Reggie Miller. He'll join us coming up. Steve Levy. We'll talk some hockey at the top of the hour. Two hours in the books. One more to go this summer.

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[Dan Patrick]

Hey, guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.

[Caller]

I'm Joe.

[Dan Patrick]

I'm Kevin.

[Jonas Brothers]

And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.

[Dan Patrick]

We invented a podcast.

[Jonas Brothers]

Well, we didn't invent it, we just contributed to it.

[Paulie]

We're the first people to do podcasts.

[Dan Patrick]

We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

[Jonas Brothers]

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen.

[Dan Patrick]

We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests fun from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

[Dylan]

Where does your group perform?

[Dan Patrick]

We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dan Patrick]

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