Hour 2: New Scenery For Ja Morant

Summary

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The Dan Patrick Show

Hour 2: New Scenery For Ja Morant
June 30, 2026 | iHeartPodcasts, Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Hosted by: Lavar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox (in for Dan Patrick & the Danettes)

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Episode Overview

This hour zeroes in on the blockbuster NBA trade sending Ja Morant from the Memphis Grizzlies to the Portland Trail Blazers. The hosts talk through Morant’s controversial incidents, his fall from grace, and whether a change of scenery can reignite his once megastar trajectory. The conversation crosses sports culture, legal differences between states, and touches on team ownership—sprinkled with humor, pop culture references, and the hosts’ characteristic banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Ja Morant Traded to Portland (03:27 – 16:22)

• Announcement & Background

  • Ja Morant has been traded to the Trail Blazers for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray.
  • Discussion centers on Morant’s immense talent, his off-court controversies, and whether Portland can offer a reset.

• Morant’s Career Highs & Lows

  • Lavar Arrington:

    “There was a window of time—most exciting player in the league, like by far. His size and stature and the way he could get up and dunk over guys. Oh, my God.” (04:45)

  • Highlighting Morant’s skills and his meteoric rise as a two-time All-Star.
  • Off-Court Issues:
    • Gun-flashing incidents on social media and previous fines for mimicking shooting gestures.
    • Other altercations, such as the reported pickup game fight involving a firearm.

• Legal & Social Commentary

  • Jonas Knox addresses differences in gun laws between Tennessee and Oregon, warning that Morant's behavior may meet far stricter consequences out West:

    “He’s in for a rude awakening if some of those past habits keep up. Pretty sure in Oregon you need to have a universal background check...regulate magazines...gotta have a permit to carry, where Tennessee has none of that.” (05:47)

  • Comparison to the notorious "Jailblazers" era and perceptions of "street" image in Portland.
    • Brady Quinn:

      “John Morant was really out there on some gang type stuff...Them dudes [old Portland teams] wasn’t on no street stuff. John Morant chases that image.” (06:42)

• Morant’s Trajectory & Image

  • Discussion on how off-court distractions and injuries have derailed his career.
  • Past two seasons: barely played due to a UCL/elbow and shoulder injuries.
  • Lavar:

    “He’s played a handful of games over the past three years. I mean, nowhere close to what he was back in, I think, 2023.” (11:07)

  • Brady Quinn on how public scrutiny can kneecap a superstar’s aura:

    “When cats get uncovered for the stuff that they be doing, they’re not the same person. I mean, we saw it happen with Tiger [Woods], you know, he’s the main one for me.” (09:10)

  • Hopeful notes:
    • “Maybe a change of scenery, you know, works for him...if he could just stop making an Uzi gesture with his hands, I think everything’s going to be fine.” (12:59)

• Parenting & Accountability

  • Lavar Arrington reflects on parental responsibility, arguing that solid guidance (implicitly, especially from fathers) can steer young athletes away from these troubles:

    “Anyone who has had proper guidance from their fathers...they don’t go down these lanes.” (15:46)

• Cultural Tangent: Water Guns, Gun Culture, and Upbringing

  • Hosts reminisce on childhood water gun wars (Brady Quinn: “I had a black Uzi squirt gun” [19:26])—paralleling innocent play with the gravity of Morant’s controversies.

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Sports Ownership & Franchise Banter (28:06 – 37:35)

• Seattle Seahawks Sale

  • Jonas Knox raises the topic of the Seahawks possibly selling post-Super Bowl, estimating a price north of $10 billion:

    “...it's going to be ridiculous how expensive it's going to...What it's going to take.” (28:10)

  • None of the hosts seriously want to own an NFL franchise; Brady much prefers the idea of assembling rosters than actual ownership responsibility.

• Hypothetical Roles in Franchise Ownership (32:28)

  • Laugh-filled discussion about what roles each would have if they hypothetically bought a team:
    • Lavar: “advisor to the owner” (Chris Spielman style)
    • Jonas: “tone setter” at the facility entrance, jovially assigned as the first line of team morale.
  • Segues to tailgating prowess and collegiate allegiances.

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What Are You Watching? — Pop Culture & Documentary Picks (41:00 – 48:47)

• Lavar: Watching Cubs baseball; excited over a recent “walk-off” win (42:14).
• Jonas: World Cup, little time for shows (42:34).
• Brady:
  • “House of Dragons” (season praised for coming out swinging “like Mike Tyson”—43:30).
  • “Love Island” (Fiji): described as “cringe entertainment.”

    “You’re watching these young cats kiss each other in the mouth the whole time...they’re sucking each other’s toes...You, like, start, like, judging people all kinds of different ways.” (44:04, 45:50)

  • Documentaries on Earth, Wind & Fire, Guns N’ Roses (Axl Rose as “a menace”), Journey, and Princess Diana.
    • Re: Princess Diana docuseries:

      “...shows that she was probably murdered. But at the end of it, they tell you just accept she died in a horrific car accident. And that'll do it for all the shows I've watched this week.” (48:20)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Ja Morant’s Move to Portland:

  • “John Morant feels like he would have been a perfect member of that [Jailblazers] team.” (Lavar Arrington, 06:14)
  • “My perception becomes my reality. My perception of John Morant was a young man who was crazy, crazy talented...but just never had anyone making sure that he was keeping everything in the proper order.” (Brady Quinn, 13:56)

• On Tiger Woods’ Downfall by Comparison:

  • “They took the hos away from Tiger. Tiger needed them hos, man. That was his performance enhancer.” (Brady Quinn, 09:38–09:47)

• Sports Parenting & Guidance:

  • “Anyone who has had proper guidance from their fathers, they don’t go down these lanes.” (Lavar Arrington, 15:46)

• Banter on Hypothetical Franchise Ownership:

  • Jonas is jokingly assigned as the ‘gatekeeper’ who sets the tone for the entire franchise:

    “I would think that you being the guy that's out there at the gate when the players and people first come in, that'd be the perfect position for you. Because you would be able to set the tone right away.” (Brady Quinn, 33:58)

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Timeline of Important Segments

• Trade Breakdown & Ja Morant Deep Dive:
  03:27 – 16:22

• Ownership & Franchise Hypotheticals:
  28:06 – 37:35

• "What Are You Watching" Segment:
  41:00 – 48:47

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Tone & Style

The hosts blend candid sports insight and social commentary with locker room humor and pop culture riffs. Lavar, Brady, and Jonas riff on nearly everything, from Ja Morant’s rocky history and the impact of environment and upbringing, to tailgating tactics and the absurdity of buying an NFL team, all while keeping a tone that’s joking but incisive.

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If you missed Hour 2, you’ll get sports context, social perspective, sharp humor, and a touch of chaos—and insight into the turbulent next chapter for Ja Morant and his NBA story.

Transcript

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[Lavar Arrington]

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[Brady Quinn]

You sound traumatized. You are. If you don't want to talk, don't talk to me. Like, leave. Leave the studio if you don't want to talk on breaks. Hey, Brady. He's not, he's.

[Snap Judgment Host]

Stop.

[Brady Quinn]

I'm sitting there telling you every reason why I'm not. Hey, man, I'm not.

[Jonas Knox]

He never left

[Brady Quinn]

you guys.

[Jonas Knox]

Just a hiatus, you know.

[Brady Quinn]

No way. The frame. Y' all got issues, man.

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[Jonas Knox]

I try to be a good, good

[Brady Quinn]

role model to you. And this is how you treat it and go ahead, man.

[Jonas Knox]

I just had someone who was a PA guy like, talk to me a little bit about Jerome Bettis.

[Brady Quinn]

I said, man, you got great cats.

[Jonas Knox]

My guy.

[Podcast Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

I said, that's my guy, man. I got, you know, I was like, I work with another guy who, you know, loves him too.

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Brian)]

Is.

[Jonas Knox]

They've been through a lot together.

[Health PSA Announcer]

So.

[Audiobook Narrator]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

I mean, figuratively and literally.

[Lavar Arrington]

You know, come to think about it, we never hung out again after that.

[Brady Quinn]

Nope. New too much for me. We all got limitations in our lives. And that night. Yeah. No.

[Lavar Arrington]

Oh, my God. God.

[Brady Quinn]

We went far beyond. We went well beyond what my limitations were.

[Lavar Arrington]

By the way, it is Lavar Arrington, the birthday boy, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox in for Dan and the Danets. We are going to take you all the way up until noon Eastern Time, 9 o' clock Pacific. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app. You can find us on hundreds of affiliates all across the country. And right now you can find us on YouTube at 2pros FSR. It's at 2pros FSR. We are normally on before the Dan Patrick show on Two Pros and a Cup of Joe weekday morning. So at Two Pros FSR on YouTube. You can hang out with us there. Um, all right, so look, it started out well, it seemed like we were gonna be here for a while. It was one of the next great superstar and city pairings. And then all of a sudden, John Morant decided, you know what, I'm gonna go hold up some gun lighters and. And I'm going to go ahead and, you know, flash some gun symbols and get myself in some hot water. And next thing you know, things start to go sideways. Health becomes a concern, and all of a sudden, John Morant is no longer a member of the Memphis Grizzlies. He was traded yesterday to the Blazers for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray. So John Morant, the two time all star, who I would say there, there was a window of time. Most exciting player in the league, like by far. His size and stature and the way he could get up and. And dunk over guys. Oh, my God.

[Jonas Knox]

Absolutely. Mushroom. Mushroom stamping.

[Lavar Arrington]

Oh, that's. That's 100 correct? Yes.

[Brady Quinn]

Oh, wow.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yes.

[Brady Quinn]

What does that look like?

[Jonas Knox]

Does anyone.

[Snap Judgment Host]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

Does posterize stamp poster that you got in your.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

Does anyone remember some of the issues he's been through in the past? Like the whole flashing of firearms on IG Live? Or remember when he was 75. Fined 75 grand for mimicking shooting Gestures during games. And then I. I guess reportedly there was a pickup. A pickup game where there was an altercation back in like 2022. And I think he got in a fight. Then he allegedly came back with a firearm around his waist or something. Although the judge threw that one out.

[Lavar Arrington]

I think the guy was. The guy who was playing was 17. I think it was at his place. It was at John Morant's place.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah.

[Lavar Arrington]

If I'm not mistaken, which I. Listen, that. That one makes sense.

[Jonas Knox]

Water under the bridge. What I'd like to draw attention to, though is the. The difference in gun laws between Tennessee and Oregon. Boy, he's in for a rude awakening if. If some of those past habits keep up. Pretty sure in Oregon you need to have a universal background check on all sales of the guns. They regulate magazines and you gotta have a permit to. To carry there where Tennessee has none of that.

[Commercial Announcer]

So.

[Lavar Arrington]

Look, I. I don't want to. I watched the documentary, the Jailblazers documentary, and I think those guys got a raw deal in a lot of ways. I think there was a lot of people that were uncomfortable with their presence in the Portland community. And I just want to say this. John Morant feels like he would have been a perfect member of that team. He.

[Brady Quinn]

I mean, John Morant was really out there on some gang type stuff, though. He's like some street type.

[Lavar Arrington]

Got an edge to him.

[Brady Quinn]

Them dudes wasn't on no street stuff. That's the fun. That, like, that's the funny aspect of the fact. Rashid is not. He's not like. That's not how he is. Bonzi Mighty Mouse. That's not how he is. Bonzi Wells. That's not who that. Like, that's what.

[Lavar Arrington]

That's what they were labeled.

[Brady Quinn]

I know.

[Lavar Arrington]

And what did they call it? They called it. Was it Lake Black Swego or whatever? It was like that Lake Oswego where all those guys live. They called it Lake Black.

[Brady Quinn]

They didn't want nobody black there. They wanted them out of there. You know, you. They was playing weed in the man's house. They was. They were searching his house. Like, no warrants. Like, just breaking into the crib. They was trying to get them up out of there, man. And they weren't even thugs. Like, John Morant chases that image. They chase that image. The dad. They chase that image. Like the, The. The rapper, musician, thugged out approach. Like, they really be trying. Like in. In his accolades that you were giving Q, you failed to mention when he had all the money on the floor with the one Stripper and. And had all the. All the cash, like, casuals, everything around me in the club. That's part of the accolades, you know, But.

[Jonas Knox]

But that's also because in Oregon you can still do that. There's not gonna be a drastic change to, you know, that sort of.

[Brady Quinn]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[Snap Judgment Host]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

I just, you know, I hope. Because if you notice, while he was turning into one of the most premier players in the league, the conversations were starting to turn and. And kind of trend his way.

[Lavar Arrington]

This.

[Brady Quinn]

This young man showed a lack of maturity or maybe a lack of awareness, enough awareness to make it through those times unscathed. And.

[Jonas Knox]

And that's.

[Brady Quinn]

It's unfortunate because his trajectory was so much higher than what it is now. It's like, did we even talk about John Morant this year, this basketball season?

[Lavar Arrington]

No, no, no.

[Brady Quinn]

Like, he played.

[Lavar Arrington]

What's his fault? Dude, buy another gun lighter.

[Brady Quinn]

He played. Well, I mean, you know, we do know that when cats get. Get, you know, uncovered for the stuff that they be doing, they're not the same person. I mean, we saw it happen with Tiger, you know, he's the main one for me. I mean, we saw it happen when.

[Lavar Arrington]

When.

[Brady Quinn]

When people take. When people take things away from you. You're just not the same. I don't know if that's the same thing. For John from Tiger, the hose. Oh, okay.

[Commercial Announcer]

All right.

[Brady Quinn]

They took the hoes away from Tiger. Tiger needed them hoes, man.

[Lavar Arrington]

So that was.

[Brady Quinn]

And that. That.

[Lavar Arrington]

That was his performance enhancer.

[P]

Yes.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay, I got you.

[Brady Quinn]

And. And my whole thing is like, just, why get married? Like, just go ahead and just get it in. Tiger Wood seemed like the cat that just really get it in. Like, he'd be on some common suture type stuff or like some old school, like, type love making type type deals. The way he does it, like real ceremonial, like, I must prepare type stuff. Now, John Morant.

[Lavar Arrington]

Brady's that true.

[Brady Quinn]

John Morant comes across as more like mainstream.

[Jonas Knox]

I know. Put this on me.

[Brady Quinn]

We know you're a big fan of it.

[Jonas Knox]

Like, oh, Tiger.

[Brady Quinn]

It might have been in his memoirs or something. You know, I. I did not read

[Jonas Knox]

the book, or if there is one, I am a big fan. He's a really nice dude.

[Brady Quinn]

I'm not trying to move the goal post. All I'm saying is John Moran, I hope he can move on from all of the setbacks. I know he had sustained an injury at one point, but it's really been everything off the court that has been the hindrance To John Morant and his meteoric rise to being a megastar in the NBA. And, and such a departure from what he was representation of what not even three years ago, two years ago, something to that effect.

[Lavar Arrington]

I mean he's played a handful of games over the past three years. I mean nowhere close to what he was back In, I think 20, 23.

[Brady Quinn]

So like four, three years ago.

[Lavar Arrington]

Three years. He had an UCL and elbow issue this past year. So he only played 20 games. The year before he tore his, him in his shoulder. So he only played nine games and there was talks and then the year

[Brady Quinn]

before that he was a killer. I mean not literally, but like bald out on the court.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah. Like it, it's. Yeah, you gotta be, you gotta clear.

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah, but got clarified.

[Lavar Arrington]

Listen, and that's, that's why we're professionals. So for anybody who thinks we're. This is just, you know, grab ass for three hours. It's not. We do our due diligence here on the show. I just think there is talks that they were trying to deal him last year and they couldn't get anything that they thought they were going to get in return. Like they couldn't. Like nobody was really interested in it because of all the, the off court stuff and also the fact that, you know, his health, he hasn't been able to stay, you know, on the court over the past couple of years. But I just look at it and I go, listen, Dame Lillard's coming back. You've got John Morant there. There's some people that have speculated because one of the teams that's been rumored to be interested in Jalen Brown is Portland. Is this a move to set up another move for the Blazers, which is interesting considering, you know, they've got, you know, one of the more frugal owners in all of sports who's, you know, just hired a coach on a one year deal and would not guarantee years two and three. And you've got other coaches around the NBA that are like, listen, that's, I mean, Mike Edori, congratulations on the gig, but that sets a bad precedent. They're talking about the travel expenses. It's just kind of an interesting move for Portland at this point in time. But I, I hope he comes back in full health. Maybe a change of scenery, you know, works for him. And if he could just listen, if he could just stop making an Uzi gesture with his hands, I think everything's going to be fine. And I think you guys need to stop being so negative about this idea of John Morant in Portland, like, you've got to welcome it and celebrate a little bit in my.

[Jonas Knox]

I'll celebrate him.

[Q]

He's.

[Jonas Knox]

He's a hell of an athlete. Yeah. I just, I don't want him to get any more trouble and I'm not sure which other teams here states he could have went to that would have made his love for guns more difficult. So I just.

[Lavar Arrington]

What about like Dallas, San Antonio?

[Jonas Knox]

You've been good.

[Brady Quinn]

He walked with it on his head.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah,

[Brady Quinn]

right on his.

[P]

After that.

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah, man. I mean, just the problem with that is, is that there's other people walking with them on their hips too. So you just be aware of that aspect of it. But seriously, man, I, I hope it works out for him. Maybe it is. I, I don't know that it's a change of scenery for, for John Morant. I think it comes down to A, can he stay healthy and, and B, can he keep his mind focused in on what the main objective is? Because I, I feel like from what we've experienced of him during the height of, of his popularity, the, it was the Morantz plural show. It wasn't just John Morant, it was the Morantz. Now I don't know his story all like that. I don't know the part his dad played, the role he played in his success. I just know that the success he was having and enjoying in the league, his dad was enjoying that success just like he was John Morant on the court. And, and sometimes, sometimes your, your biggest blessing can also be your biggest curse. And from what I can gather and what I can see, I, I really don't want to speak out a term, but you know what observation and, and, and what you, you pull away from your, your observations and, and create opinions on. I mean that my perception becomes my reality. My perception of John Morant was a young man who was crazy, crazy talented, has been lauded and praised for how gifted he, he is in a sport where getting praised at, at a young age is at a premium for basketball players. His dad was a part of it and did nothing in my estimation to make sure that he was keeping everything in the proper order and the proper perspective. And, and I could say honestly with confidence, if you look at the examples that have been stated during the course of this segment, if you read up on things that he's done and he's gotten in trouble, you know, for doing, those aren't things I could ever fathom or, or fix my mind to think of, of any of the young men that I know. I just don't like anyone who has had proper. Proper guidance from their. Their fathers. They don't go down these lanes. Like, do you throw money in a strip club? Sure. How many people know that you throwing money in a strip club? The people who went with you and the people that are there.

[Lavar Arrington]

I try and pick it up.

[Brady Quinn]

Hey, I did that before. I went out with a guy that was like a billionaire, and he had.

[Jonas Knox]

Jonas.

[Brady Quinn]

He had a whole bunch of those ones up too. He had a whole bunch of ones in plastic. And I. I was like. They was like, throwing it on the floor. Like, I was. I. I had to picked up at least enough money to pay for all my meals on that super bowl trip.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah, thank you. I get it.

[Brady Quinn]

Shouts out to Willie tail. Anyway, I. I forgot. I forgot to get you his name. All I'm saying. Hey, Diana, knock it off. Hey, that's funny. You said Diana. We still got. We still got to talk about what I was watching on tv. I'm just saying don't get away from what the theme is here. And the theme is you're getting an opportunity to start a new. I don't know if he can recapture that magic, fellas. I really don't, but at least got an opportunity.

[Lavar Arrington]

I forgot about his dad and Shannon Sharp almost got to a fight.

[Brady Quinn]

Like, was really threatening each other, but then they was hugging it out, like, two minutes later. Like, no, I'm not hugging it. If we about to thump. We going thump. Like, I'm not on. No, like, let's be cool. Two minutes later.

[Lavar Arrington]

Brady always tells me, that's Cap.

[Brady Quinn]

That's straight Cap.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

I don't know what that means.

[Brady Quinn]

That not being honest, you're lying.

[Jonas Knox]

What's Cap.

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah, if you're. If that's. If somebody. If you say something and they say that's Cat, they're basically saying you're full of it. Like, you're. You're not telling the truth. Whatever. That's Cat.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah, I just. I put up the horns. I'll put up the horns like bs, you know?

[Brady Quinn]

Oh, okay.

[Jonas Knox]

I don't. I don't need to say that's Cap. I just move a little quicker, you know.

[Brady Quinn]

Hey, man, Serena got on therapeutic socks. Is those. Are those.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

Are those therapeutic socks he's wearing out there? Come on.

[Jonas Knox]

First off, for. For a man with gout. For a man. Can we get a gout update? How is the gout?

[Brady Quinn]

I feel better today. It's still. My hail is just a little bit sore, but I feel all right. I. I mean, I Could get away. I could be faster than Jonas if. If a mountain lion came running up on me.

[Lavar Arrington]

Who couldn't?

[Jonas Knox]

I mean, I've never seen Jonas even jog.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

So I would not know what that

[Brady Quinn]

looks like because he flies away.

[Lavar Arrington]

I gotta.

[Brady Quinn]

When it gets dangerous, he just turns into a bat and flies away.

[Lavar Arrington]

I got a bum knee, a bad hip.

[Brady Quinn]

It's not.

[Lavar Arrington]

Just not happening anytime soon.

[Brady Quinn]

Joe just turns into a wax figure when dangerous.

[Lavar Arrington]

But you get me on an Echo bike, you get me on a rogue. Why is that vampire driving a Tacoma make any sense? All right, so like, can I just put a bow on the, on the whole John Moran thing? Seriously, though, because I, I do think that this, you know, since we're on the topic, that this, this does need to be discussed when. Because we're talking about, you know, upbringing and, and you know, when you guys were younger, were you water gun, super soaker, water balloon, all of them.

[Health PSA Announcer]

Like, what.

[Lavar Arrington]

But what was your gun of choice?

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Brian)]

All right.

[Brady Quinn]

When I was younger, I had a black Uzi squirt gun.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay.

[Brady Quinn]

When I got to college, I had the backpack super. So. Because we had Super Soaker wars, like with the other players and other teams.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

Until they took it to a whole nother level and started shooting bbs. Like, like their water guns weren't as good as ours. And we was pulling up, like doing drive by with like backpack Super Soakers. So cats turned to BB guns and that, that, that ruined it. But that was it. That was the last of, of any type of. Now I do have real guns. Like I have an arsenal of guns.

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Brian)]

Oh.

[Lavar Arrington]

But I'm thinking summertime activities.

[Brady Quinn]

Like, so I did gradually, I gradually moved from the, the Uzi water gun when I was younger to the Super Soaker in college to a hole. Like I'm an Armageddon type of guy.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay. So.

[Brady Quinn]

So if it. But here's the crazy thing though, is that they're all in storage somewhere properly safe then and secure. Because I don't have a license here in California, so none of them are here.

[Lavar Arrington]

Now. I would, I would recommend if you guys remember the, the hard plastic water guns, just the, the handheld, you know,

[Brady Quinn]

like, like shooter, little pink, see through joint.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah. See you. You got one in one, little pink one, one in the other. I would always go orange. One in one pocket, one in the other. You don't wear socks during the summertime for the most part, so you can't hide one in your socks. So you got to probably go back pocket some board shorts. Don't have that. But if you're going to light somebody up, that's an option for Cuz it's

[Brady Quinn]

a quick easy way of hitting somebody with a little squirt and. And then, and then you can act like you didn't do it. Yeah, those are the best times. But we used to have real water gun wars though. Like back in the day. Like you run around the whole neighborhood had water gun wars. Like that was a real deal. And then we did in college.

[Lavar Arrington]

Brady, what was your water gun of choice on the topic of John Moran as a kid?

[R]

I don't.

[Jonas Knox]

I. I was actually gonna say when you asked the question, I was thinking more Nerf guns. Like usually we had.

[Brady Quinn]

Oh yeah, yeah. That's like dorm room action though. That's like apartment action. Like you're sitting on the couch, cats are hanging out in the dorm.

[Jonas Knox]

I was thinking about. I don't think I played with Nerf gun. Got older. No, I think I passed that up after that.

[Brady Quinn]

What you trying to say, Brady?

[Lavar Arrington]

What would you turn with the whole nerve gun thing?

[Brady Quinn]

Probably by there, there and there lies the disconnect between quarterbacks and the rest of the team. There you go. They just think they better than us, man. You see, I just happen better than I used to play. I'm talking about when I was a kid.

[Fox Sports Radio Announcer]

Put down.

[Jonas Knox]

I put down the GI Joe figurine and I picked up a playbook. You know, it's just. It's not my footage.

[Brady Quinn]

You know that about a. I put

[Jonas Knox]

down Wolverine in X Men and I went ahead and just started lifting weights.

[Lavar Arrington]

Well, there you go.

[Brady Quinn]

I mean say that, say that to Brian Dawkins and. And his locker is probably still there, you know.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah, I remember B Doc, dude, I played with him. Yes. He has a locker room set up.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

As an adult.

[Jonas Knox]

But. But by the way, he might have loved those things, but I guarantee you he was out running around. He wasn't playing with little toy guns. He was out there. Hey man, he's out there getting ready to play in the NFL.

[Brady Quinn]

I played with Nerf guns and body parts in college, bro. And I have no shame for it. I have no shame about it. Body partner guns.

[Jonas Knox]

I heard you the first time. I'm not touching this.

[Brady Quinn]

I was looking at showing his. His face. Sometimes you gotta feel your way through things like linebackers. They teach you to read and react. Hey, you know really going to do

[P]

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[Lavar Arrington]

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[Lavar Arrington]

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[Brady Quinn]

Good luck, tomorra.

[Lavar Arrington]

All right, so it is the Dan Patrick show here on fox Sports Radio. LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox with you in for Dan and the guys. Coming up next, though, anybody want to make an offer? Anybody want in on this? You too can be a part of a Super bowl champion. We'll get into that for you right here on fsr.

[Fox Sports Radio Announcer]

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[P]

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[Kal Penn]

Hey, everyone, it's Cal Penn, host of Earsay the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I'm sitting down with Lily Chu, the author of the Audible original romantic comedy Just Kiss Already. It's a story about a forensic anthropologist who secretly writes mystery novels, an actress who adapts his book into a film, and what happens when a meme and a media tour collide with a slow burn romance. It's performed by Simu Liu and Philippa Hsu, and it is an absolute blast.

[R]

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[Kal Penn]

Listen to Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[NBC News Announcer]

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[Snap Judgment Host]

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[Brady Quinn]

What's wrong with you, man? Hey, man, got issues you really, really need. Oh, my God. You really need to seek assistance, bro.

[Lavar Arrington]

Come on, man.

[NBC News Announcer]

All right, I'm just.

[Lavar Arrington]

Last day of the month. Have a heart.

[Brady Quinn]

All right, that's fair.

[Lavar Arrington]

It's two pros and it's the last of the ma.

[Brady Quinn]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

[Lavar Arrington]

Filling in for the Dan Patrick show here on fox Sports Radio. LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox with you here. Coming up in, we'll call it a little over 15 minutes from now. This is gonna be a very revealing segment that we're gonna do. It's called what are you watching? And I think lavar's got a full clip.

[Brady Quinn]

I do.

[Lavar Arrington]

The birthday boys got a full clip. We will be getting into coming up here a little over 15 minutes from now. Hey, Brady, you buying the Seahawks or what? Are you jumping in on this? Are you gonna be a part of the, the bidding here for the Seattle?

[Jonas Knox]

I was thinking too, has there ever been a better time for a franchise to sell than after winning a Super Bowl? I mean, honestly, like, you're probably at the top of the market. You're. You've got a team that is capable, I think, of competing at least for another one, you know, given what they brought back and what they have. So I don't know. I mean, this, this thing's gonna go for what, 10 billion, maybe more, with, with what some of these franchises are going for at this point, I mean, it's gonna be ridiculous how expensive it's gonna. Well, what it's gonna take. But still, it's got to be that probably the only time this will ever happen. Like, I can't even imagine another. Another time when we'll see a team winning a championship that. Immediately selling.

[Lavar Arrington]

I think the Celtics sold, but I think it was. I don't know if it was the. The very next off season when they won the title. Yeah, it was like a year after. And. And Seattle's. Seattle's on the market, so. Yeah. And they're talking about. Yeah, as you mentioned, 10 million. So that's kind of the range. They are. 10 billion. That's kind of range. I was gonna say, man, that'd be awesome.

[Brady Quinn]

Hey, I say Q, hit me up after the show.

[Lavar Arrington]

So that's the range that they're looking at. And the first round of bids we'. Yesterday. And so there's just conversation as to who wants in on this. And I think. Did Jerry. When Jerry Richardson sold the Panthers, was it 2 billion? I want to say it was a. Like, it was way.

[Jonas Knox]

It was a 4. It was a 4 sale though, too, which isn't, you know, great, but. Yeah, something in that ballpark.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah. So why don't you guys get in on this? Come on, you got cash?

[Brady Quinn]

I have no desire to own an NFL franchise.

[Lavar Arrington]

Own an NFL franchise.

[Jonas Knox]

Who was Ruben Zuckerberg? Is that who they thought were.

[Brady Quinn]

Maybe Bezos?

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah, Bezos could make sense.

[Brady Quinn]

So, yeah, I feel like that's ego driven. Unless you're someone like Tom Brady, which. That's still ego driven. But he's allowed to be ego driven. He's allowed, like, if Michael Jordan. He's allowed to have bought a basketball team and felt like he could do it and win with it and all that stuff. Like, I just. I have no interest in that.

[Lavar Arrington]

No interest in owning an NFL team.

[Brady Quinn]

I would love to put together a roster, though. I could put together a roster 100. I mean, I used to put them together for eighth grade teams. Like, I could put together a roster. Oh, well, it's. It's actually harder.

[Lavar Arrington]

Why?

[Brady Quinn]

Well, because you don't know what an 8th grader is going to ultimately become. If you think about it. Like I said, I had Shador Sanders. I had Shador Sanders, and I had Shador Sanders and Caleb Williams in the same game as quarterbacks in the eighth grade. So I know talent and. And I. I'll say I know talent, but more importantly, I know a lot of people and. And and the people that I know, people will tell you who the dogs are. Like, they'll let you know, like, that he get him. There's a kid named Aaron Willis from. From. From Virginia. Played for the Canes. The. The shots out to. To coach Scott and the Canes in. In Virginia, in Richmond. And that kid hit like a Mac truck. He just never grew. So then there's always that aspect of it.

[Fox Sports Radio Announcer]

Right?

[Brady Quinn]

But I would love to put together a college. I would love to put together a college team. Not. Not a pro team. I'd love to put together a college team.

[Lavar Arrington]

All right, so let's. Let's break down a.

[Brady Quinn]

But I never want to own one.

[Lavar Arrington]

Let's break down just a hypothetical here. All right, so if we were going to buy an NFL franchise, we should

[Brady Quinn]

start thinking about buying a college franchise. Oh, yeah, Start thinking, yeah, why not? It's going to happen.

[Lavar Arrington]

Hawaii.

[Brady Quinn]

Why not?

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah, I'm in.

[Brady Quinn]

Why not? Get it cheap. Get in cheap. Because that ain't gonna head. That ain't gonna cost much. We get in on that cheap.

[Lavar Arrington]

Oh, come on.

[Brady Quinn]

We get some money donors behind us and we build it up. Let's go.

[Lavar Arrington]

But everything's more expensive in Hawaii. You know, our friends listening on the tiki torch of the Hawaiian islands, Fox Sports990. You know, we're talking about you. You are familiar with that. Everything goes up in price.

[Brady Quinn]

Some cash.

[Lavar Arrington]

That's why a lot of. A lot of people out there have chickens sound. To pay for eggs. You know, save.

[Brady Quinn]

Eggs are expensive, man.

[Lavar Arrington]

Very, very pricey. But if we were to do a hypothetical here, and let's say Brady is the. Is the front man for this purchase, when we do come into ownership, what roles does everybody get? Like, what roles would you say would be perfect for everybody from an ownership standpoint? I just want a part of it. I don't need to be. I don't need to get any of the glory. That glory is just going to come naturally. I would just. I would want to know, Brady, what would my involvement be if we were to go. Go in thirds on buying an NFL team? Like, how would you want me suited with the organization?

[Jonas Knox]

Well, let me start off with Lavar, because I think I've got a pretty clear idea of what he would do. Like Chris Spielman's takeover as kind of advisory to the owner, you know, so you could kind of oversee things, make sure, like, hey, they're bringing in the right guys. They're bringing the right people, you know, kind of be the eyes and the ears to Help out with ownership. That would be, like, a great role I would love for him.

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah, I'd do that.

[Jonas Knox]

And then for you, Jonas, it's a really, really important role. And I. I don't want you to take this as a slight in any way, I think, but I want you to understand, you know, the organization would need a tone setter. Okay. Oh, and I feel like you're a great tone setter because you're consistent.

[P]

Yeah, you are.

[Jonas Knox]

You're positive.

[Brady Quinn]

You are.

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Steph)]

And.

[Jonas Knox]

And you're. You're thorough in your preparation. So I would think that you being the. The guy that's out there at the gate when the players and people first come in, that'd be the perfect position for you.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay.

[Jonas Knox]

Because you would. You would be able to set the tone right away.

[Brady Quinn]

I was thinking secretary.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

But you're saying at the gate. At the gate, man, you took it a step further before they even get a step further.

[Lavar Arrington]

But.

[Brady Quinn]

Oh, God, I was tracking with you, bro.

[Commercial Announcer]

Heck, yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

Before they even get inside, like, the first person they see.

[Brady Quinn]

You're right.

[Lavar Arrington]

And. And you would want. And would I also, like, I would put a. Like a tray out there that would take out stuff from their pockets and put it in the tray before they came.

[Brady Quinn]

No, no, you don't do all that. No, you're just coming through the car.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah, yeah, we'd have a nice. We'd have a nice setup where you'd have a bathroom in there, a nice tv. Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

You know, just be chilling, nice chair and all that.

[Lavar Arrington]

Well, that's so. But like, so not like anywhere close to the stadium. Just in, like in the park, not

[Brady Quinn]

close to the facility.

[Lavar Arrington]

Oh.

[Brady Quinn]

Like, you know, like, stadium is one thing, but unless it's connected to. But yeah, coming into the facility, he's saying basically the security checkpoint. You'd be at the security.

[Lavar Arrington]

What would I wear? Would I need to get whatever you want.

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

I mean, we probably have a Polo Seahawks. Yeah.

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Steph)]

Huh.

[Brady Quinn]

But you can have on, you know, workout.

[Jonas Knox]

Think about it. Feels you are the first person that everyone sees when they get to the facility every day. It's a really important job now.

[Brady Quinn]

I agree.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay. Now, game days. I mean, obviously I'll be in the suite with you guys, right? Or is there.

[Brady Quinn]

See, I wouldn't be in the suite until the second half. First half, I'm gonna be on the

[Jonas Knox]

field or, or, or tailgating.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

Well, before the game.

[Jonas Knox]

With sponsors.

[Brady Quinn]

100%.

[Jonas Knox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

Jonas, see me at work now. I don't play around with my tailgate. Tell you the same man.

[Jonas Knox]

Trust me. I get your tailgate's fun.

[Brady Quinn]

I make things work. I make it shake. Sick city tailgate. I make it shake. You know, I mean, I am, I'm important in some places in this world. Yeah. I mean, like, maybe not that important here, but yeah.

[Jonas Knox]

I'm so thankful I met you when I did my life. Like, I just feel like it would have been wild during my younger days.

[Brady Quinn]

You would have been the very one I would have been keeping.

[Lavar Arrington]

Right.

[Brady Quinn]

You know, that's the funny thing. You would have been right there with me, seat laid back.

[Lavar Arrington]

My favorite, my favorite moment is like Lavar's son played at Delaware and they. Were they playing in State College?

[Brady Quinn]

Yes.

[Lavar Arrington]

So they were coming to play in State College. And I'm like, man, that's so awesome. You're going to be able to see your son on the field in State College where you're, you're a legend at a hall of famer at. As far as like. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be at the tailgate and then I'll go.

[Brady Quinn]

And that's what happened the time.

[Lavar Arrington]

Half the time I'll be there, but I'll be at the tailgate before that.

[Brady Quinn]

That's very true, very true, Very true. Getting Lavar Allens and I go in and I handle my business and I shake all the donors hands and all the people that are around, I shake their hands and I hang out with it with our fans and our, our community and I watch the first half of the game and then I go up with, with the crafts, I go up with the, the AD and all the other people and, and I get my drink on and during the second half and I cheer from upstart. So I would come up top with y' all in the second half knowing that my work is done. Now once I know my work is done, then I'm gonna lay back a little bit, but, but I'm gonna get that work in early and, and during. Yeah, we gonna get it in together.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah, definitely.

[Brady Quinn]

We're gonna own the team one day, but it's gonna be a college team.

[Lavar Arrington]

It is the Dan Patrick show here on Fox Sports Radio. That might be the Brady Quinn Jonas knew, by the way. Biggest superstars and all time greats. The only place to collect them all is Panini trading cards, the official trading cards of the Dan Patrick show. For instant classics, autograph cards, memorabilia cards, rare inserts and more. Start or continue your collection now@panini America.net up next, we're going to find out a lot about somebody on this show and that's yours right here on fsr.

[Fox Sports Radio Announcer]

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[Kal Penn]

Hey everyone, it's Kal Penn. I'm the host of Irsay the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project, Hail Mary, massive sci fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.

[Audiobook Narrator]

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no. At this point it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that that deeply, emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.

[Kal Penn]

Listen to Irsay the Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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[Snap Judgment Host]

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[Lavar Arrington]

it's the Dan Patrick show here on FOX Sports Radio.

[Brady Quinn]

That's funny that you playing this song.

[Lavar Arrington]

Lavar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox in for Dan and the guys coming up top of next hour. A little over 12 minutes from now, if you want a red in your life, especially at this time in the morning, Pete Prisco's here. And we're going to ask Pete Prisco what he's done to get out of a ticket before as an NFL reporter. We'll get into that for you again coming up here a little over 12 minutes from now before we get to another edition of what the hell are you watching. Want to let you know that you can Watch us on YouTube. Just search 2pros FSR within YouTube. Again, that's 2pros FSR. Hit the subscribe button. After you've done that, tap the thumbs up icon. Comment away. Whether you agree or disagree, let us know what you think. Again, just search 2pros FSR on YouTube and subscribe. And away we go with another edition of what are you watching? Where we go around and we find out a lot about members of this show and a man who's got a full clip. No, no, John Rant, pun intended. The one and only birthday boy, Lavar Erington.

[Brady Quinn]

I mean, y' all don't want to go first. You guys go first.

[Lavar Arrington]

I watched the Cubs, okay?

[Brady Quinn]

That was it, huh?

[Lavar Arrington]

That's what I watched.

[Jonas Knox]

Oh, nice walk off.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah, like that, Cubby. Yeah, yeah. Little say a Suzuki deep to the wall guy caught a glove full ivy and next thing you know, the Cubs have won it again. They've turning things around, man. Took two or three from the brew crew in Milwau, Wrigley north, big time.

[Brady Quinn]

That's nice, man. What about you, Q?

[Jonas Knox]

Man, I haven't been watching much of anything, just some World Cup. Honestly, I, I usually watch like live sporting events. I really can't get into shows. I just don't have time to really care, honestly. It's just, it's a great point. I just don't care.

[Brady Quinn]

All right, well, I'll take like. So obviously House of Dragons aired on Sunday, so we got knocked that one down. That was, I'll say. They came out the gate like you remember how Mike Tyson used to, like, wipe his feet and then come to the center of the ring and. And then somebody get their ass knocked out in the next few. Few seconds to a few minutes. That's how House of Dragons has come out in this. This season three, I believe, of House of Dragons, which is obviously the spin off to Game of Thrones. Yeah, they've been getting at it. They've been getting at it right out.

[Lavar Arrington]

Right.

[Brady Quinn]

Right out the gate. Yeah, right out the gate.

[Q]

Also.

[Brady Quinn]

Also watch Love Allen. Love Allen is. Is again, it's cringe entertainment. Like, it just is. You're watching these young cats kiss each other in the mouth the whole time. You cringed out. You're grossed out. They're sucking each other's toes. They. They freaking one another. And really all it does for me is give me an opportunity to think about how much I don't miss being young in some instances. Sometimes.

[UnitedHealthcare Employee (Brian)]

You.

[Brady Quinn]

You want to go back. Love island makes you appreciate being older.

[Lavar Arrington]

Can I ask a question about Love Island? So I just. So I'm clear, are they on an actual island?

[Brady Quinn]

Yeah.

[Snap Judgment Host]

Okay.

[Brady Quinn]

Fiji and.

[Lavar Arrington]

All right, so they're in Fiji. And then, like, how do you get eliminated? What.

[Brady Quinn]

What?

[Lavar Arrington]

Disqualifications.

[Brady Quinn]

Wow. Because there's not very many eliminations that take place, but every once in a while they have eliminations where, like, you do coupling, then you have terminology. Like coupling means that you, you know, they ask you, you want to sleep with me tonight? Not like that way, but sleep in their bed and. And you could still be sleeping in somebody's bed and. And coupled with somebody and not be closed. So closed and open means I'm sleeping in your bed and we're hanging out. But I'm still open to having conversations and talking to other girls or other guys in. In the villas.

[Lavar Arrington]

So nobody's getting cracked.

[Snap Judgment Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Lavar Arrington]

Oh, they are.

[Brady Quinn]

Oh, there's cracking taking place, too.

[Fox Sports Radio Announcer]

Wow.

[Brady Quinn]

Smash, crack. Flip it up, rub it up like they're freaks. It's free. It's. They're freaking off up in there.

[Snap Judgment Host]

They're freaking.

[Brady Quinn]

All right, the freaks.

[Jonas Knox]

And that's.

[Brady Quinn]

And that's what you get when you watch Love Allen is like there's this entertainment idea of it where it's. It's like a very, very cult, a very niche type of of show. And it's. It's like you got serial daters, and so now you start picking favor. It's like, oh, I like this person. Oh, they seem like a good couple. I wouldn't expect that. This connection, this, that this. She's a hoe. Oh, oh, he's a gigolo. Like you. You, like, start, like, judging people all kinds of different.

[Lavar Arrington]

What's the difference between Love island and the Bachelor or the Bachelorette?

[Brady Quinn]

Because the Bachelorette and. And. And the Bachelor are more geared towards one person trying to find love with a whole bunch of different people. Like, in this one, it's like, it's. It's just. It's five on five or six on six, right? And. And at times, like, you're looking at the homie, like. Like, you're my homie. Oh, you're my homie. We got Titan here, and we're cool, but I want to talk to your chick. So now you got to try to figure out how to navigate that. And then they'll do weird things. Like, they do these competitions, but. So they put the boys in one villa, had the. The girls that they were dating in another villa, and they'll do weird things that are, like, skewed against the boys. Like, the boys were in the villa, they brought new girls, and they were supposed to do a date with the girls they're in the villa with currently. They take them out of the current villa, put them in a different villa, and brought in a whole entire different. Different group of girls. Now, there's a term for them. They're called bombshells. Oh, they're called bombshells. Right. So they bring in the bombshells, and they come in, they shake things up, and they had them on camera talking about, oh, it's later for my girl back in other villa. And the girls is watching it. Their gift was to open this.

[Snap Judgment Host]

This.

[Brady Quinn]

This box, and it revealed a big, big ass screen that showed them, oh, reacting to the. The bombshells that came in.

[Lavar Arrington]

Okay, but Thriller in the villa.

[Brady Quinn]

But we don't have much time, so I gotta switch shows on, y'.

[Kal Penn]

All.

[Brady Quinn]

I've been watching documentaries.

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[Brady Quinn]

Earth, Wind, and Fire. Did not know that Maurice White was as gifted and as talented an artist as he was. Blew me away how gifted he was, last name and how talented. White. Yeah. All right. And didn't. Didn't want to get married. Like, he had a life partner, but just said he wasn't marriage material. Ended up having, like, two kids. And anyways, that was interesting. Then I watched another one on. On Guns N' Roses, and your boy Axl Rose was a menace. Dude was a menace.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

I mean, and the fact that I knew Guns N' Roses was big, but I didn't realize how big they really like, like, these dudes were like caug. Axel didn't want to do a show. Catch rioted. Like straight riots. Like. Like riot.

[Lavar Arrington]

I think it was what Montreal. When they opened for Metallica. He decided not to do it.

[Brady Quinn]

I'm just not doing it. I'm out.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

And they tore it down.

[Lavar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Brady Quinn]

Last one. Because I know we're up on it. Journey. I watched the documentary on Journey. I thought that was pretty interesting as well. And Princess Diana. And basically it came from their. Their house media. And they basically did this whole thing that shows that she was probably murdered. But at the end of it, they tell you just accept the. She died in a horrific car accident. And that'll do it for all the shows I've. I've watched this week.

[Lavar Arrington]

That's. That's unbelievable.

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[Brady Quinn]

Diana was just in a car accident. No foul play. Forget about it.

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