Hour 2 – New Stadiums Get Super Bowls, Retiring Early, Dylan the Graphics Guy

Summary

The Dan Patrick Show

Episode: Hour 2 – New Stadiums Get Super Bowls, Retiring Early, Dylan the Graphics Guy
Date: September 18, 2025
Host: Dan Patrick & the Danettes (Seaton, Paulie, Todd, Marvin)

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Episode Overview

In this lively hour, Dan and the Danettes dive into why new NFL stadiums seem to always get awarded Super Bowls, discuss early sports retirements and career arcs (sparked by Patrick Mahomes’ 30th birthday), and debate which athletes had Hall of Fame careers before turning 30. The crew also lightens things up with a running critique of “Dancing with the Stars” casting, some inside-media anecdotes, and gambling prop bets with Dylan the Graphics Guy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The NFL’s “New Stadium = Super Bowl” Trend

(Starts ~03:08)

• Dan highlights how every team that builds a new stadium is virtually guaranteed to host a Super Bowl within a few years.
  • “It feels like if you build it, they will bring you a Super Bowl.” (Dan, 04:30)
• Paulie adds:
  • Not just stadiums: the focus now is on mixed-use “communities” around the stadium—condos, casinos, bars, making these venues a year-round destination (05:42).
• Discussion notes how such developments incentivize cities and owners to invest heavily in new stadiums/renovations.

2. Poll Question: Troubles in the Locker Room

(~07:07)

• Seaton’s poll: Which is worse for a team? A players-only meeting or a coach publicly calling out the team’s effort?
  • “Players-only meeting” is edging out, but crew agrees both can signal trouble.
  • Dan: “If [the coach has] called them out privately, okay. I don’t like when you call out your team publicly—unless you’re grandstanding.”
• They riff on recent situations where new coaches, without credibility, have called out teams too soon.

Notable Quote:

• “Nobody even knows if you could be a head coach yet, and you’re already calling out your whole team? I have a huge problem with that.”—Seaton (09:01)

3. Young HOF Careers: The Mahomes Debate

(Starts ~11:20, resumes at 12:22)

• Triggered by Patrick Mahomes’ 30th birthday, the group considers which athletes would be first-ballot Hall of Famers if they retired at 30.
  • LeBron, Steph Curry, Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Dan Marino, Barry Sanders, Jim Brown, Lawrence Taylor, Walter Payton, etc.
  • Paulie on LeBron: “Before 30—four MVPs, two rings. That’s no doubt.” (12:22)
  • Discussion of careers that fizzled after a HOF-trajectory start: Russell Wilson, Odell Beckham Jr., Antonio Brown.
• They note the divergence between postseason and regular season success, particularly for players like Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.

Notable Quotes:

• “The one seed for Hall of Famers before 30 is probably Jim Brown. He retired at 29.”—Todd (14:21)
• “What about the guy on the Hall of Fame trajectory who then didn’t make it, like Russell Wilson?”—Dan (15:04)

4. Becoming a Celebrity > Being a Football Player

(15:46–16:54)

• Dan discusses how Odell Beckham Jr. became more of a celebrity than a player, which derailed his trajectory.
• Todd notes: “Often, when someone gets that angry, you’ve obviously pushed a button—there’s truth to it.”

5. Media & Coach Interactions—Not Always Roses

(16:54–19:48)

• Dan critiques how coaches (case in point: Brian Kelly) treat tough reporters post-game.
• Urban Meyer’s support for harsh treatment of media called out.
  • Dan: “Are we supposed to just have, you know, verbal bouquets here? We’re supposed to give you flowers now?”

Media Anecdotes:

• Dan recalls tough interviews (Bill Parcells, Pat Riley) and how “real” questions get shut down.

6. Lighthearted Segment: “Dancing with the Stars” (DWTS) Casting Roast

(27:07–33:39)

• Todd jokes the new cast should be called “Dancing with the Individuals You May Be Vaguely Familiar With.”
  • Dan: “So Dancing with the individuals you may be vaguely familiar with stars.” (29:47)
• The Danettes riff on how non-celebrities get cast, contemplate what happens when actual A-listers are unavailable, and debate the public image risks of joining such shows.
• Brief tangent on “The Masked Singer” and its over-the-top guesswork.

Memorable Moment:

• “Wouldn’t it be great if one year they announced… Daniel Day-Lewis [on DWTS]? Some monstrous famous person just decides to do it out of nowhere.”—Paulie (31:13)
• Dan: “It was silly. Beneath me. And I’m a big-time journalist. Fair now.” (33:42)

7. TV Reality, Fame, and Hot Wings

(33:54–35:13, resumes with Dylan’s bets at 45:43)

• Dan and the crew talk through other semi-embarrassing celebrity game/reality shows.
• Dylan the Graphics Guy brings his “guaranteed to go wrong” prop bets for Dolphins-Bills, including a Dolphins upset (“All signs point to an upset here, Dan.”—Dylan, 45:43), and proposes a hot wing bet with Paulie.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [04:30] Dan: “It feels like if you build it, they will bring you a Super Bowl.”
• [09:01] Seaton: “Nobody even knows if you could be a head coach yet, and you’re already calling out your whole team? I have a huge problem with that.”
• [14:21] Todd: “I think the one seed for Hall of Famers before 30 is probably Jim Brown. He didn’t… he retired at 29.”
• [15:40] Dan: “We all thought [Russell Wilson] was on the Hall of Fame trajectory. Then… he wanted out of Seattle.”
• [27:25] Todd: “I would call it Dancing with the Individuals You May Be Vaguely Familiar With based on the stark quality…”
• [29:47] Dan: “So Dancing with the individuals you may be vaguely familiar with stars.”
• [31:13] Paulie: “Wouldn’t it be great if one year they announced… Daniel Day-Lewis [on DWTS]?”
• [33:42] Dan: “It was silly. Beneath me. And I’m a big-time journalist. Fair now.”
• [45:43] Dylan: “All signs point to an upset here, Dan.”
• [46:08] Dan: “Okay. Do you really believe that?” (doubting Dylan’s pick)
• [51:03] Seaton: On Notre Dame’s 0–2 record but still ranked: “Classic.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Start of Sports Talk (skip ads): [03:08]
• New Stadiums = Super Bowls: [03:08–06:40]
• Mixed-Use Stadium Communities: [05:42–06:40]
• Poll Question—Team Trouble: [07:07–09:37]
• Player/Coach Media Relations: [16:54–19:48]
• Dancing with the Stars Riff: [27:07–33:39]
• Reality/Game Show Segment: [33:54–35:13]
• Masked Singer Athlete Discussion: [35:13–36:52]
• Dylan’s Prop Bets: [45:43–49:44]
• “Fill In the Blank” Game: [48:16–51:08]
• Notre Dame's Ranking Rant: [51:08–52:47]

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Flow & Tone

The episode is fast-paced and conversational, blending lighthearted banter (especially around pop culture) with sharp but good-natured sports commentary. Dan’s wry skepticism sets the tone, with Paulie and Seaton adding comic asides and Todd delivering the “everyman” takes. Media and football collide in stories, with playful self-deprecation and pop culture roasts (DWTS) balancing out deeper dives into sports business and legacy debates. Dylan’s “guaranteed to go wrong” bets provide an off-the-wall capstone at the end.

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Summary

“Hour 2” offers an engaging, multi-layered window into both the spectacle and inside baseball of sports—on and off the field. Whether it’s dissecting why cities invest billions in stadiums, challenging the validity of official narratives from coaches, debating sports legacies, or poking fun at TV’s hunger for D-list celebrities, the crew delivers a show that’s lively, relatable, and smartly irreverent. Those who missed it will feel caught up—and entertained.

Transcript

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[Dan Patrick]

You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on FOX Sports Radio. Hour two on this Thursday, Football Tonight. Patrick Mahomes turned 30 yesterday. Bills, Dolphins, we got a lot of football to talk about. Washington commanders, they're going to get a Super bowl at some point. You start to look at these teams that are building new stadiums. The Bears are going to get a Super bowl at some point. The Browns will get a Super bowl at some point. We'll discuss that coming up. 877-3-DP show email address dpdanpatrick.com Twitter handle @DP Show Good morning. You're watching on Peacock, our streaming partner. Stat of the DAY is always brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of the Dan Patrick show. The store danpatrick.com open and stocked with fresh new gear. Thank you for all the feedback there from the crew that brought you the office comes a new comedy of underdogs with major issues. Not the Dan Patrick Show. It's called the paper. Streaming now only on Peacock. All right, I'm looking at the football stadium digest with the NFL stadiums listed oldest to newest. The Bears, 1924. Lambo. Lambo was 1957. Then it goes to Arrowhead, 1972. The Bills 1973. The Superdome with the Saints, 1975. You got a lot of new stadiums now and it feels like if you build it, they will bring you a Super Bowl. And looking at some of these stadiums, you know the Los Angeles SOFI is going to get its second super bowl coming up next year. San Francisco with Levi Stadium getting its second super bowl there. The Lions with Ford Field, they got a Super Bowl. They've had a couple of Super Bowls there. You have the Raiders with their stadium that was 2020. Atlanta got a Super Bowl. They have Mercedes Benz Stadium. 2017. Vikings, they got a Super Bowl. US Bank Stadium built in 2016. The Niners that was built in 2014. MetLife with the Giants, jets, they got a Super bowl that was built in 2010. Cowboys 2009 at&t, they got a stadium super bowl for their stadium. The Colts, Lucas Oil 2008, they got one. Arizona Cardinals, 2006, they got a Super bowl as well. Everybody gets a Super Bowl. Yeah, Pauling.

[Paulie]

And there's a bunch of new ones opening. Bills in 2026, Titans, 27, Jaguars renovating Cleveland Browns, supposedly 2029. The Commanders. No date on that yet, but moving to D.C. i was reading Sports Business Journal and they said the move these days is not just a stadium. The area around it, it has to be mixed. Use of condos, a bedding party, some type of casino, if possible. Food and drink, everything.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, you want it to be almost like its own community. New England tried to do that up in Foxborough. I don't know how much traffic they get on days where there aren't games there. But you're trying to create, you know, the Mavericks are trying to do this tree, you know, create a community when you go there. Wrigley Fields been doing this, bringing in a casino. They want it to be one stop shop, but they also want you to go there when your team isn't playing. Now with baseball, you know, you're getting 81 home games there. You get the postseason as well with these football teams. You want to have, you know, more games in there, more concerts in there. And you want to create an environment. And I get that. And that's why these stadiums, they reward you with the Super Bowl. Has anybody built a stadium where they didn't get a Super bowl in the last 20 years? I don't think so. All right, poll question. Seaton for hour two is going to be what, by the way, Mahomes turning 30 yesterday. What if we looked at the most hall of Famish career before age 30? We'll run down that coming up. Kind of random, but you know, with Mahomes turning 30. Okay, Seaton, I think there have probably.

[Seaton]

Been some pretty good careers before 30. Yeah, certainly. Patrick is the most recent.

[Dan Patrick]

Steph Curry, LeBron, even if you just.

[Seaton]

Keep it in the NFL.

[Dan Patrick]

Michael Jordan, perhaps you've heard of.

[Seaton]

Maybe you've held of him.

[Dan Patrick]

Where is that billionaire? Where, where is that great Prokaroff? Where did he go?

[Paulie]

So still a billionaire. That's all I got so far.

[Dan Patrick]

Good.

[Seaton]

Now that didn't work out the way it didn't. It hoped it was going.

[Dan Patrick]

No, he. He thought, he thought he had outsmarted everybody. I'm gonna bring in all of these guys over the hill guys, and we're gonna win. And then you didn't win. And then all of a sudden things went south from there. Perhaps you've heard of.

[Seaton]

You've heard of him.

[Dan Patrick]

Michael Children.

[Seaton]

Perhaps you've heard of, yeah, man, Mahomes, he's got. Oh, it's.

[Dan Patrick]

Sorry.

[Seaton]

You're gonna do that later?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Do your poll question.

[Seaton]

Poll question. The worst for a team players only meeting or a coach calling out the team's effort. Right now, 58 have a players only meeting. That's sort of balancing out a little bit. I'm surprised people aren't more like, don't think it's worse for a coach to call out the team's effort publicly.

[Dan Patrick]

If he's called them out privately, then I'm okay with that. Like, you've said that to them. I don't like when you call out your team publicly unless you're doing it to grandstand or, hey, I'm doing everything I can do here. You know, this falls on them as well. Yes. Yeah.

[Seaton]

Like, if it was like, Pete Carroll, I would be like, oh, dang, these dudes must be messing up. Or if it was, yo, Don Shula said it, I would be like, oh, these guys must be whatever. A guy who's been there two weeks. I don't know if that's the move right away.

[Dan Patrick]

I have.

[Seaton]

I have a big problem with that. You just got there.

[Dan Patrick]

It feels like he's saying it to the fan base.

[Seaton]

Nobody even knows if you could be a head coach yet, and you're already publicly calling out your whole team. I have a huge problem with that.

[Dan Patrick]

But I also have to hold him accountable of your team's effort. It's got to start with you and the captains here. So what I mean, that would be my question to Ben, is what role do you play in this, coach? Yes, Paulie, but do you think Ben.

[Paulie]

Johnson was trying to pacify the angry fans and the angry media in Chicago? And like you said, it is probably too soon to make that blanket statement that we're not trying hard. But I also wonder if he's saying to himself, if I go the other way and say, hey, everything's fine. We're going to be fine.

[Dan Patrick]

You don't even have to say that.

[Paulie]

But it seems like a lot of coaches do. Let's put it this way. The previous regime said everything was fine.

[Dan Patrick]

Every week, but that's why they're fired. Yes, but I don't. I don't want you to lie to me and say, hey, we're. We're fine. I want you to say, hey, attention to detail. There's all these things that we need to be better, we need to be better at, and we will be better at that, but not, hey, we're good. No, Nothing to worry about. Wait a minute. You just got blown out by Detroit. People are questioning if Caleb Williams has gotten any better. Like, you know, there's some things happening here, but I don't think you can go. Nope. You know, it's like the captain of the Titanic. I don't know. Tech took on a little water. Yes.

[Seaton]

You know what a piece of video and audio I always think of is at last year post game, that on field handshake between Caleb Williams and C.J. stroud, where C.J. stroud is like, hey, man, come here, come here. And they're like, each other up. And C.J. stroud is like, hey, man, listen, don't let the media get to you.

[Dan Patrick]

Whatever.

[Seaton]

And Caleb Williams is trying to get away. He's like, no, man, come here.

[Dan Patrick]

I want to talk to you.

[Seaton]

Hey, man, don't let the media. You just keep being you. You just whatever. CJ Stroud is just trying to be nice to him, you know? And Caleb Williams looked at him and was like, okay, like, whatever. And just sort of walked off like, dang, dude, what's your problem? Yeah, that video sticks in my head all the time. His reaction to someone being nice to him.

[Dan Patrick]

Do you have that? Marvin, stop taking those hits. Yeah. Learn from learn. Look, come here. Learn from those mistakes.

[Todd]

And everything that you got, bro, is.

[Dan Patrick]

In you already, bro.

[Todd]

You're gonna be a hell of a.

[Dan Patrick]

Player in this league. All right, boy. Appreciate it. For sure.

[Seaton]

He just kind of looks at him like to the side, like, okay, I guess I agree with that. But not. Not really, but whatever.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Cameras are on it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. You know, dang, dude, when you're trying to get away from somebody and they're like, no, no, no, no. Come here, come here, come here. Okay. All right, all right. Okay. The dolphins getting 12 and a half over. Under 49 and a half. Let's see. Let's look at anytime touchdown. Josh Allen would be. Would you be your pick? And they're expecting two at a throw for a few more yards than Josh Allen tonight. Feels like the Miami Dolphins will have to be throwing. Depends on how much they're down and Josh Allen to accept. You know, expect him in a home game. Maybe he doesn't have to throw that much that they'll run the football. All right, Now, Patrick Mahomes turned 30 yesterday. The most hall of famous career. Now we're doing this on the fly, so there's no research here. Well, we kind of do that most days, but most hall of Fame ish. Career before the age of 30. Paul.

[Paulie]

So our rationale was. Or is if you stop playing at 30, your first ballot. LeBron James before 30 had four MVPs and two rings. That's no doubt.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Got anybody else that maybe not as obvious as LeBron James?

[Paulie]

Well, we got to go with the obvious to start, I would say, but Steph Curry had a little bit of a slow start. He really didn't make a All star team until 25 years old.

[Dan Patrick]

All right, any other suggestions here?

[Paulie]

Ken Griffey Jr. Would be good too. He had nine All Star appearances before the age of 30.

[Dan Patrick]

Albert Pujols seemed to be a little bit older with the Cardinals, I think, when he got started. But still, he probably put together Mike Trout, the Hall of Famish by before he was 30. Yeah. Seaton.

[Seaton]

I would almost wonder if most people had already made the hall of fame by age 30. Yeah. Like between 22 and 30, you're probably doing your best work career wise. Right. Like Jerry Rice definitely did. Emmett did. Dan Marino probably did. Barry Sanders. Everybody probably had their best years before they were 30. Wouldn't that be where most hall of Fame careers are made?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, except for baseball, where, you know, you got guys who play a little bit longer now. You have quarterbacks. Brady gave you two different hall of Fame careers, but one of them was.

[Seaton]

Before he was 30.

[Dan Patrick]

Yep. Yeah.

[Paulie]

Paulie Brady did not. Did not win an MVP in his 20s. He won four in his 30s.

[Seaton]

He still had three Super Bowls.

[Dan Patrick]

Yep.

[Seaton]

Three Super Bowls getting you in?

[Paulie]

Yeah, he would have been. He had three Super Bowls before age of 28. Brady.

[Dan Patrick]

Lamar Jackson's a Hall of Famer now. Correct. Is Josh Allen a Hall of Famer right now?

[Seaton]

For sure.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Don't you think it feels that way? But he hasn't done anything in the postseason. Lamar Jackson hasn't done anything in the postseason. Now they. He won two MVPs. And you know, Josh Allen won last year. Yes. Marv.

[Todd]

I think the one seat for hall of Famers before 30s, probably Jim Brown. He didn't. He retired at 29.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yeah. Barry Sanders, same thing. Jim Brown was more decorated than Barry Lawrence.

[Seaton]

Taylor for sure.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Seaton]

Reggie White.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. I'm sure there's a whole list of guys who. Well, you do.

[Seaton]

J.J. watt had three defensive players a year before 30.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Seaton]

I might as well do it so Paul doesn't have to. Walter Payton, certainly before 25.

[Paulie]

Lawrence Taylor before the age of 30 was a nine time first team all pro. Yikes.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Wow. There's. What, what about the Guy who was a Hall of. On the hall of Fame trajectory and then didn't make the hall of Fame, had had a great start before he was 30. And then, and I'm not talking about Russell Wilson, but, but he comes to mind. We all thought it.

[Todd]

We all thought.

[Dan Patrick]

He does come to mind that he was on the hall of Fame trajectory. And then all of a sudden, once he wanted out of Seattle, then we've had a couple of stops since then.

[Paulie]

Yeah, Paul Odell, Beckham after year five, I thought he was going to be a first ballot hall of Famer.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Yes. Todd.

[Todd]

Antonio Brown.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Hall of Fame trajectory. Obj, still not talking to me, is.

[Todd]

He, I think still an outsider.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, he called me an outsider. I was correct in what I said about him and playing. But yeah, he called me an outsider. Okay.

[Seaton]

I love so much when like dudes like get all pissy on social media about something and then three weeks later it's true.

[Dan Patrick]

I know. That's like my most favorite thing. And I have nothing against him. He was a wonderful player. But, you know, he kind of, you get to a point where you become a celebrity and that's more important than being a football player. And then he got injured. He was going to be the MVP in the Super Bowl. The way he started out, I didn't root against him. I'm just telling you, you know what, what I thought was going to happen. And that's what happened with obj. Yes, Todd.

[Todd]

Often when someone gets that angry, upset, you've obviously pushed a button because they know deep down there's some truth to that. Like Brian Kelly with the reporter. There's countless times if you. Someone gets that upset with something, that means they kind of know deep down, oh, you know what he's saying. I can't believe he said that, but he's kind of right. But I can't admit that.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, I saw where Urban Meyer was on a podcast and he was applauding Brian Kelly dressing down this reporter. Maybe unaware that Brian Kelly apologized to the reporter, and rightfully so. I mean, here's Urban Meyer saying, yeah, you know, 15 minutes after a game, we got to meet with you guys and we won the game. Okay. You're used to having sick of fans who will say, hey, coach, wonderful game. Hey, Coach, talk about the win. Okay? When you have somebody who actually ask you a question, then you get unnerved by that. And Brian Kelly got unnerved because a reporter had the audacity to ask him about the running game. That was really non existent. You have five interceptions against Florida, and you win by 10 at home. I got some questions. And then he came back and he said, you know, I apologize, but, I mean, are we supposed to just have, you know, verbal bouquets here? We're supposed to give you flowers now? That's what they think from the local media. Like, wait a minute. What are you doing? Come on. Did you see that last run? Yeah, we did. We. But we also saw all the other runs before that. It's not like your latest run means, man, you figured it out, and you got five interceptions and you only won by 10. I would have a few questions, but Urban Meyer backing up Brian Kelly, it's like, yeah, that's the way we do it in the coaching community. We yell at you, we try to embarrass you. How dare you? How many games have you coached? I remember getting that one time. Bill Parcells, how many games have you coached? And I said, none. And he said, exactly. It's like. And then I'm like, okay, do I ask my question again? Because then you got all, you know, that's when you had all these reporter, you know, powerful columnist writers. You know, they had all of them in there. They're waiting now. They're talking hairdo. What's he gonna say? And I loaded up again, and he didn't answer me. They moved on. I remember with Pat riley, I asked Dr. Jack Ramsey this during the NBA Finals. I said, hey, Coach, give me a question to ask Pat Riley so he can't be, you know, because Riles, you know, didn't want to entertain the unwashed us. And, like, Jack gave me this real specific question, and I went over and asked Coach Riley, and he just looked at me, and he didn't answer it. And then I came back over because we were going to do something for SportsCenter, and Jack, Dr. Jack goes, Dan, what did he say? I said, coach, he didn't say anything. And Dr. Jack laughed. He thought that was so funny that I asked him a question. Coming from a Hall of Fame coach to ask Riles, Dan, what did he say? Nothing. Coach. Yes, Todd, You've been set up a.

[Todd]

Couple of times like that. Weren't you told to go talk to Randy Johnson on a Day With Fish and go say hi to him? He loves that.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes, I was at Wrigley Field, Luis Gonzalez and Mark Grace, and I'm talking to them at their lockers, and they go, hey, you know, unit, go say hello to him. Randy Johnson's down there by himself. Famously. No one ever talked to Randy Johnson on the day pitched. So even the days he's off, they probably didn't talk to him. I, you know, I leave Grace and Luis Gonzalez. I walked down, I said, hey, unit. And then he doesn't even turn around. And I thought, that's weird. It's quiet.

[Todd]

Maybe didn't hear you.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, I said, hey, Randy. And he just turned around over his shoulder. And then he looked back and I looked over and Grayson Gonzalez are laughing hysterically. Hey, unit, how are you, unit?

[Paulie]

Like your buzz.

[Dan Patrick]

Hey, unit.

[Todd]

Ready for the big game today?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. You're pitching today, huh? How's the arm? Mikhail Prokorov is worth $10.7 billion. So he's done. He's done. Okay. He. He enjoys martial arts, skiing, and windsurfing. He sold.

[Paulie]

This is a dating site.

[Todd]

You're ready to say hello to bachelor number two, Todd.

[Dan Patrick]

Todd sent me a note. Oh, you know, let me, let me go to commercial break. I'll come back. Todd sent me a text about a TV show that I thought was really funny, but he sold 49% of his shares in the Brooklyn Nets. That's to Alibaba Josiah for 2.3 billion back in 2018. So it seems like he's done a pretty good job. All right, we'll take a break. Back after this Dan Patrick Show. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. Hey, it's me, Rob Parker.

[John Middelkoff]

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Todd]

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[Dan Patrick]

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[Todd]

I'm all in on that stuff.

[Dan Patrick]

You would be fine with basic cable.

[Todd]

I really would.

[Dan Patrick]

You'd be fine with just cbs, ABC and NBC.

[Todd]

I can see my sports and get just local stuff. I'm good.

[Dan Patrick]

So Todd says that he is watching a TV show the other night and he said it used to be known as Dancing with the Stars. And then Todd said it's now known as.

[Todd]

Well, I would call it Dancing with the individuals you may be vaguely familiar with based on the stark quality of who they've booked to participate in the dancing.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Jordan Childs, Olympic, Olympic gymnast. Alex Earl, social media influencer.

[Todd]

Very attractive.

[Dan Patrick]

Robert Irwin, his dad was Steve Irwin. Big, the wildlife conservationist.

[Todd]

They needed one wildlife conversation conver conservationist for this dance thing supposedly for 2025. So they put court. They put him in there.

[Dan Patrick]

Huh?

[Paulie]

Is he famous? On its own. Robert Irwin, does he do tv?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

Okay.

[Dan Patrick]

He followed in his dad's footsteps. Okay. Corey Feldman, still around. Danielle Fishel, Boy Meets World. I'm not familiar with that show.

[Todd]

It's a panga yeah, it's a panga.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. 20 years ago, Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria Baldwin. Yes.

[Paulie]

Paul, if you have to introduce her as Alec Baldwin's wife, what does she do on her own that she's famous.

[Dan Patrick]

She has a lot of kids.

[Paulie]

Oh, okay.

[Dan Patrick]

They have a lot of kids. Dylan Efron, the reality TV personality related to Zac Efron. I guess I have his bio.

[Paulie]

Dylan Efron is a producer, content creator, and outdoor enthusiast. So he likes taking walks.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Scott Hoying. Is he in a band?

[Todd]

Pentatonix.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Todd]

They always get booked for those. Christmas at Rockefeller Center.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, okay. Let's see. Lauren Jeragi. Is that from Fifth Harmony. Okay. Baron Davis. Yay.

[Todd]

All very good.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Elaine Hendricks is an actress. Do we know what Elaine Hendrix is on? All right. Jen Affleck, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Whitney Levitt, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And Andy Richter. Okay. He's famousy. I know two of these. Oh, well, three. Corey Feldman as well. So Dancing with the individuals. You may be vaguely familiar with stars. Yes, Todd.

[Todd]

Which begs the question. We've asked this before. I think I have. Who was on their list and they ended up with nothing against any of these people, but that you would think there had to have been a lot of people ahead of these that said, I'm not doing that or I'm not available or we know. We politely decline as I get a lot of those.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, there are times when I'd get booked on Letterman and then I go, I wonder who canceled? I wonder who they couldn't get. We're like, I don't know. How about Dan Patrick? Hey, do you want to be on? Well, gosh, it's day of. Yeah, we've been thinking about you.

[Todd]

Get on stage.

[Dan Patrick]

The show starts at 15 minutes. Then I was asked to be on Dancing with the Stars through espn. This was early. This was early Dancing with the Stars. And then Kenny Maine did it because I was like, there's. I can't do this. I'm a journalist. I host Sports Center. I can't go on with Dancing with the Stars. Well, wait a minute. Who's my partner? Julianne Huff. Is she my partner? Yeah. That's going to go over really, really well at home. Four kids, little kids. And I'm dancing with Julianne Huff, you know, spending days and nights with her, just dancing. That's all we're doing. While I'm holding this beautiful woman, you know, hours upon hours staring into her eyes. Well, you have to do that. That's what they do.

[Todd]

It's hard work.

[Dan Patrick]

Someone's got to do it. Yeah, it's very hard work. Yes.

[Paulie]

Paul, I'm looking at the cast from the past five or six years of Dancing with the Stars, and it's. It's a lot of borderline famous people. Wouldn't be great if one year they announced and it's like, you know, Corey Feldman, Danielle Fishel, Daniel Day Lewis. Like some monstrous famous person just decides to do it out of nowhere.

[Dan Patrick]

Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. I couldn't do it. I had no interest in doing that.

[Todd]

Yes, Todd, if you were a decent dancer, you did have some interest in learning how to dance.

[Dan Patrick]

You still would. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Todd]

Because you'd get made fun of because your celebrity would take a hit as a. A top sportscast.

[Dan Patrick]

Of all those reasons, you're leading me.

[Todd]

With the witness a little bit. What would be the primary reason?

[Dan Patrick]

That's all you have to say? I just would be uncomfortable doing that.

[Todd]

Because Baron Davis said, like, he took some crap, for lack of a better word, when some of his fellow NBA friends found out that he was doing this.

[Dan Patrick]

I wouldn't. I mean, we've seen athletes who've done really well on there. Didn't Emmett win it?

[Todd]

He did.

[Dan Patrick]

Jerry Rice, did he win it?

[Todd]

I think so.

[Dan Patrick]

Who's my former Cleveland Cavalier?

[Todd]

My shumpert.

[Dan Patrick]

He won two. All right. Yes, Marvin.

[Todd]

No, you took the words out of my mouth. I was going to mention some athletes. Jason Taylor's been on there. Evander Holyfield, Hope Solo, Floyd Mayweather, Maurice Green, the track star, Simone Biles, Laura Hernandez. So it's been a few.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Yeah.

[Seaton]

It's tough, though, when you have, like. I feel like a gymnast should be a good dancer. It's kind of what they do for a living.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Seaton]

And then you gotta go dancing with the Stars. And here's the Conservationist, you know, and like.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay, well, like, Libby Dunn.

[Seaton]

Yeah. She should be a good dancer. She should be a great dancer.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Paul Skeens, his girlfriend. You could see her on there. Right.

[Seaton]

But if you put them both together on the same dancing competition, that wouldn't.

[Dan Patrick]

He wouldn't do well.

[Seaton]

I don't know.

[Dan Patrick]

I can't imagine that the Skeens are. Would be dancing up a storm. Yes.

[Todd]

Mark, do you think they're the type where Livy's like, come on out here on the dance floor during the wedding?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Todd]

I'll stay at the bar.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yes, Todd, did you ask for a.

[Todd]

List or were you provided with a list. You could be like, I don't want to be associated with A, B and C is part of the reason why you like I'm going to pass on Dancing with the Stars because if I'm seeing with this group.

[Dan Patrick]

No, I told you I wasn't. I didn't matter who was on there all. Not even one could be the Victoria's Secret models. It didn't matter. It didn't matter. Todd. Just saying. Okay.

[Todd]

Zero.

[Dan Patrick]

I did not. I did not want to do it. I thought that that was silly. Beneath me. And I'm a big time journalist. Fair now. Thank you, Todd. Yes, Mark.

[Todd]

Have you been asked to do any other shows like Celebrity Survivor or anything like that?

[Dan Patrick]

No, and I wouldn't want to do that either.

[Todd]

Or the mass singer or anything. I know how much you love.

[Dan Patrick]

You know how what I think of the mask singer. I just love when the names they throw out of who they think is coming out of the costume. That's always my favorite. Putin. No, it's not going to be Putin. It's Barack Obama. Oprah. Is it Adele, Tom Cruise. Yeah. And then all of a sudden somebody.

[Todd]

It'S Honey Boo Boo.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, my God. I knew it. I knew it.

[Todd]

Tay. Tay is the octopus.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. No, I've never been asked to be on those shows. I don't. But I don't want to be on those shows. It's. It wouldn't go well. And then Survivor, you're walking around with no clothes on, basically. Yes.

[Seaton]

The best one of those shows for me is Amazing Race. That one looks awesome. I would love to do something like that.

[Dan Patrick]

I would not want to do that either, man.

[Seaton]

I think that would be so much fun. Yeah, I think that would be so much.

[Dan Patrick]

But then I have to have a partner. Yeah, yeah. To have a partner. I don't want to do that. Yeah, yeah.

[Seaton]

More of a solo act, huh?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Absolutely. Yep. Yeah. Paul.

[Paulie]

I went back and looked at masked singer to see if any athletes were the reveal.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, Gronk has been Terry Bradshaw.

[Paulie]

Those are pretty famous people. One of them a couple years ago was Bronson Arroyo, the pitcher. You get to be like a maniac from Boston to maybe know Bronson Arroyo.

[Seaton]

World could possibly get that.

[Paulie]

I've got more. I've got. There's Barry Zito. Like if you were maybe a hardcore San Francisco Giants fan.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. But he was famous. He's a singer, songwriter, good looking guy.

[Paulie]

But he's popping out of a thing and the reaction is instantaneous.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

Like Barry Zo.

[Dan Patrick]

No way.

[Seaton]

How many people watching were like, what is. Oh, baseball player. Oh.

[Dan Patrick]

But the judges act like, oh, my God. I never. It's blowing my mind. Who. Anybody else on there that does that?

[Seaton]

Jenny McCarthy.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes.

[Seaton]

She looks like she's, like, about to, like, combust.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes.

[Todd]

Ken Jeong.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Ken Jong. Yeah. I was supposed to be on a game show with him in. And we were in. Aaron Andrews is going to be the host. But I couldn't do it because they wanted me to. I had to leave the show for five weeks. And I said, I can't do that. And they said, well, you know, can't somebody fill in? I said, not for five weeks. They want me to go to London to shoot this show for Fox. And look, I get these random calls about, hey, would you be interested. Interested in a game show? I'm like, no. The only game show I was interested in was Jeopardy. And that's not going to happen. So there's no other game show. Yes. Todd.

[Todd]

When some of these celebrities get a little too enthusiastic when they're participating in this thing, if I feel like the producers are doing that because it's covering up the lameness of the actual show, it's like, you got to be over the top, cheeseball. Crazy. Because the actual show in and of itself is terrible. So at least you guys got to get crazy and sell this thing.

[Dan Patrick]

But that's the whole show. Everything's over the top. Yes, Marv. Yeah.

[Todd]

It's the worst when you're like, oh, my God, that's got to be Jamie Foxx. Oh, no, it's Lionel from the Jeffersons.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, my God.

[Todd]

Like who?

[Dan Patrick]

I think if they didn't throw out those names, I'd feel a little better about it.

[Todd]

They throw out big names.

[Dan Patrick]

Yes. They're. They're throwing out celebrities, you know, biggest names in the world. And then all of a sudden, it just, it. I feel bad for the person who takes the mask off because they're like, damn, you thought it was going to be, you know, such and such. And now it's. It's just me.

[Todd]

Like critically acclaimed actor Daniel Day Lewis.

[Dan Patrick]

No, it's Willie Ames Williams Charles in charge. Thank you, Todd. David in Ohio. Hi, David. Follow that. What's on your mind today? Yeah, I don't know if I can do that, but here we go. Got a right. Tomorrow's headline today, Buffalo delivers in prime time. Bills blowout, Dolphins so bad, even Jeff Bezos dozes off. Thank you.

[Todd]

Like Amazon. Like he owns Amazon.

[Dan Patrick]

Is that what he's trying to do? Yeah, I Don't think Jeff Bezos is watching. I'm just going to get. Aren't they still on their honeymoon or aren't they going to always be on their honeymoon? Because it feels like they're always around the world living a beautiful life there. But I guess he's not the richest man in the world anymore.

[Paulie]

Really?

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, I think Larry Ellison kicked him to the curb. You're going to have trillionaires. Larry Ellison. Now, he might be a trillionaire. Bezos will be a trillionaire. Elon Musk will be a tree. A trillionaire. And I remember when somebody was a billion. It was rare when somebody was a billionaire. You're like, my God, how many. You know, how much money is a billionaire? Now all of a sudden we're looking at trillionaires.

[Paulie]

Yeah, Paulie, Larry Ellison's the guy who helped Bryce Underwood end up at Michigan football.

[Dan Patrick]

He also bought an entire island in Hawaii.

[Paulie]

Not one of the main ones.

[Dan Patrick]

No, he didn't get the main one.

[Paulie]

Like, I'll take Maui.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah, I think he. He bought lanai. I think he bought like 90% of an island. But then there's people happy, right? Do you wonder if they're happy? Always worried. Whenever you meet somebody, they want money from you. Can you go anywhere? Can you be normal?

[Seaton]

B o o h o o. You know what they should do then? If their money makes them that miserable, Give some of it to their employees.

[Dan Patrick]

But still, you can't go. You can't be normal. You can't live a normal life. You can't just go, hey, you know what? I'm gonna go have a couple of beers. Who's with me? You'd have thousands of people wanting handouts there. Yeah, Paulie, like, if you live on.

[Paulie]

An island that you own, if you want to go out for pizza or go out for a beer. That seems actually the opposite of the. The freedom all that money would make for you. I know you got food at your house and all that stuff, but, God, you'd be so landlocked or so locked.

[Dan Patrick]

Attractive lifestyle, but these guys could buy the entire NFL. They could buy every franchise. Larry Ellison could buy the NFL. Ballmer could buy the NBA. That thing's quieted down just a little bit. But I saw the latest report about Kawhi and Steve Ballmer and the Clippers. They don't think this is going to be resolved. The investigation until after the All Star break this upcoming season. So there's something there about apparently, if it's going to take that long.

[Todd]

Yes, Marv, that should be fun during All Star Weekend.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Oh hey, Mr. Ballmer. We love your arena. Here's a problem. Come on in here. The commissioner would like to talk to you. Let's take a break. More phone calls coming up. When we return, we'll play the popular show Game Show Fill in the Blank where you fill in the blank after this. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our [e-mail] and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live I like.

[Todd]

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This is John Middlekopf from three and out with John Middelkoff. Thursday Night Football is on and it's only on Prime Video. Tonight, an AFC rivalry ignites as the Miami Dolphins battle the Buffalo Bills in a heated divisional showdown. Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with Football's Best Party TNF tonight presented by Verizon. Not a Prime member Not a problem. Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial. It's the Dolphins and the bills tonight at 7pm Eastern only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

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[Dylan]

Yes, Dan. All right, these are some bets that I've already placed. So I'm swinging big here. Dolphins money line tonight, it's going to be 70 degrees. There's no cold factor. They have a terrible record against Josh Allen. I think he's like 12 and two against them. All signs point to an upset here, Dan.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. Do you really believe that?

[Dylan]

I. I do. Do I think it's going to happen? No, but I believe it could.

[Dan Patrick]

Well, of course it can because they're playing each other. If Carolina. If you said I'm taking Carolina to beat Buffalo tonight and they're not playing that's not possible. It can't happen. The Dolphins are playing the Buffalo Bills. There is a chance.

[Dylan]

You could make the argument that they have almost no. As much of no chance as the Panthers, who are not playing in the game.

[Dan Patrick]

But you believe in them. I do that.

[Dylan]

It makes so little sense that I do.

[Dan Patrick]

All right. Okay. What else do you have?

[Dylan]

Jalen waddle from first touchdown score plus 1500.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Dylan]

And then a little parlay. Dan, just. This is sort of hedging against my Dolphins pick. Khalil Shakir and Dalton Kincaid. Anytime. Touchdown scorer. That's 12 to 1.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Dylan]

So the Bills blow him out. He likes to feed those guys. And I have a bonus bet, Dan, for this weekend that I've talked myself into. A weird amount. The Bengals Vikings game. The Browning versus Wentz bowl race to 15 points. Neither team.

[Dan Patrick]

Both teams score under 15 points. Yep.

[Dylan]

Two touchdowns each and a missed extra point, and we're chilling 13 to 1.

[Dan Patrick]

That's not the score. You're saying that's the odds?

[Dylan]

That's the odds.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Dylan]

It's worth a sprinkle.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay. All right. So you're saying both teams score less than 15 points.

[Dylan]

Yeah, that's. That seems plausible, right?

[Dan Patrick]

Well, you can have two touchdowns and two extra points and score under 15. Yeah. You don't need a missed extra point.

[Dylan]

Well, 14 13.

[Dan Patrick]

Oh, that's what you think it's going to be? Yep.

[Dylan]

That's my final score. Bengals win 14 13.

[Dan Patrick]

What's the over under on that game?

[Dylan]

Let me check.

[Dan Patrick]

I mean, if you don't think they're going to score 15 points, then you.

[Dylan]

May as well match the under, too.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. All right.

[Dylan]

Throw that onto the pile.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Also, I will throw it out to the room. Dan, if anyone wants to take the Bills straight up tonight against me for a little side bet, doesn't have to be monetary.

[Dan Patrick]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Maybe a hot wing eating challenge.

[Dan Patrick]

A hot wing off. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Buffalo. The spray tan's already covered.

[Dan Patrick]

I think bad Larry has to get a spray tan. Yeah.

[Dylan]

So, like insane hot wings.

[Dan Patrick]

Does anybody. You get the Buffalo Bills straight up, It's a good deal for you against Dylan. Paulie?

[Paulie]

Sure.

[Dan Patrick]

Yeah. So you. You and Paulie. And. And loser has to do the hot wings. Yeah. Okay. All right. Get out of here. All right. All right. Let's do fill in the blank. That's where I read a statement. And then you fill in the blank. That's Dylan, one of the back room guys. Part gambling podcast and we taped it yesterday, but [e-mail] we're also deciding a viewing party again with Shay and Irving whether we do it with Fritzi or Nick Wright wants to come up when the Chiefs play on a Sunday night. So we'll let you know about our next viewing party here at the Man Cave. Tonight the Dolphins will look blank. Todd Dolphiny okay. Satan amateurish. Marvin fired up Paul Feeble Sh Otani will finish his career with Blank MVPs.

[Todd]

Todd Show 8.

[Dan Patrick]

Seton Multiple he has four already after this year. Hub 4. Marvin 7 6. Does Bonds have seven? Dome Stadiums are blank.

[Todd]

Todd I went with roof full like.

[Dan Patrick]

Roof rueful Seaton okay. Marvin genius.

[Paulie]

Oh, antiseptics.

[Dan Patrick]

The commanders moving back into the city is blank.

[Todd]

Todd Rfok by me.

[Dan Patrick]

Satan perfect.

[Todd]

Marvin Another great move.

[Dan Patrick]

Paul refreshing for Mahomes 30th birthday I would get him blank Todd receivers Seaton.

[Seaton]

I'll get him Tom Brady's TV 12 book.

[Todd]

Marvin receivers who aren't suspended or injured.

[Paulie]

Paul a round of golf with bros.

[Dan Patrick]

You're gonna get him a round of golf?

[Paulie]

Yeah, like take him out a day of golf and bro time.

[Dan Patrick]

Notre Dame being ranked whilst Owen 2 is blank.

[Todd]

Todd Notre Dame.

[Dan Patrick]

All right. Marvin Terrible.

[Seaton]

Seaton Classic.

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Very brand friendly. That is fill in the blank. I'm looking at Notre Dame. They got Purdue. They are at Arkansas, which is sneaky good. Boise State, NC State, USC, BC, Navy, Pittsburgh and Syracuse. And Stanford. All right, they don't have any wins, but they're still ranked in the top 25. There's no other team that's winless in the top 25. In fact, I think you have four or five schools that have one loss who are ranked. Everybody else is undefeated. But Notre Dame is a brand. And the only way that you're going to force them to join a conference is if you don't look at their schedule and validate that by ranking them high enough. But with two losses already, can they afford a third loss with this? And I'm looking at the rest of the schedule here and they should win these games. I would imagine they would be favored in all of them. I don't know about Arkansas. Arkansas played Ole Miss pretty tough. But the USC home, NC stayed home, Boise stayed home. They're at BC home against Navy, at Pittsburgh, home against Syracuse and then they go to Stanford. Two hours in the books. One more to go. We will talk to Dominic Foxworth, one of my favorite guests, former defensive back. How would he feel if Tom Brady came in and wanted to interview guys on his team when he was playing at Burger King? When it comes to value.

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