The Dan Patrick Show — Hour 2 Summary (April 9, 2026)
Episode Overview
Hour two of The Dan Patrick Show features a balance of sports talk, heartfelt moments, and trademark humor. Dan welcomes ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt live from Augusta to discuss the Masters, chats with Dodgers manager Dave Roberts about baseball’s evolving landscape, and celebrates longtime Danette Seaton O’Connor as listeners call in with memories and tributes. In addition, the show unpacks a wild gambling podcast story and connects with fans through candid stories and laughs.
Key Segments & Discussion Points
1. Poll Questions, Sports Headlines, & Seaton Tributes
[02:22]–[04:33]
- Dan opens hour two recapping the ongoing Masters tournament, Oklahoma City Thunder’s ascent, and sports odds.
- Poll question highlights: Who would you bet on to win — Oklahoma City Thunder or Scottie Scheffler at the Masters? Listeners lean towards the Thunder (60%).
- Listeners and the crew reflect on Seaton O'Connor’s impact as his last day approaches, planning tributes for his sendoff.
“Tomorrow will be his last day officially on the program. He’ll still be affiliated with the show … through the years.” — Dan Patrick [03:09]
2. Scott Van Pelt Joins from Augusta
[04:33]–[10:13]
- SVP shares the emotional atmosphere of the Masters’ Par 3 contest, emphasizing the family vibe among players.
- Debates “Scheffler vs. the field” and “OKC Thunder vs. the field,” leaning towards OKC due to golf’s broader unpredictability.
- Describes the manicured perfection of Augusta National and admits wishing he could hire their grounds crew.
“It’s a blast. Wednesday feels different. And then it’s go time today.” — Scott Van Pelt [04:33]
- On Augusta lingo, SVP explains using “patrons” and “second nine” comes naturally, much like embracing local terms at the British Open.
“It becomes second nature, I think, much like ‘second nine’ and ‘second cut.’” — Scott Van Pelt [07:44]
- Reflects on Scottie Scheffler’s ascent, drawing comparisons to early Tiger Woods in dominance and likability.
“What’s fascinating about him is just having his appetite to win. I find that really endearing.” — SVP [08:33]
- SVP delivers a heartfelt tribute to Seaton, recognizing the team’s camaraderie.
“Your show is great because of your folks and the loyalty… Seton being, you know, chief among them, is admirable to me.” — SVP [09:26]
3. Listener Calls: Memories, Tributes & Humor
[10:13]–[19:46]
- Fans share personal memories, favorite show moments, and goodbyes to Seaton.
- Stories range from tales about a legendary left-handed catcher, Marlon Stiles, to Super Bowl impressions and the infamous Mako van crash.
- Multiple listeners thank Seaton for being the “house contrarian,” relatable, and irreplaceable.
“I just wanted to thank you for being the house contrarian. That’s kind of my role in my life... and then Seaton comes in and says exactly what I’m thinking.” — Caller Corey [11:27]
- Humorous exchange about the impossibility of scripting the show, with the crew riffing on sitcom writing and impersonations.
“If you tried to script a three hour conversation, you’d nuts. And it would give out. Give away all spontaneity.” — Paulie [13:16]
- One caller tells a stunningly tragic story — losing his wife, dog, and father all on one birthday — with Seaton’s trademark deadpan humor called out for helping him cope.
“I just wanted to call and say thanks and goodbye to Keaton. I’m a three time member of BBC Club… after the call [Seaton] said, man, that sounds like a guy who probably brought that on himself.” — Caller James [16:23]
4. Dave Roberts Interview
[24:31]–[34:03]
- Dodgers Manager Dave Roberts shares plans for a rare day off (landscaping), confirms he’s played Augusta twice (scores 89 and 86), and discusses how intimidating Augusta can be.
“The experience is unlike any other. I’ve been very, very fortunate, and I cannot wait for this week.” — Dave Roberts [24:49]
- Discusses robo-umpires (“ABS”), player strategies for appealing calls, and how umpiring is improving due to technology’s pressure.
- On treating players: stresses treating “everyone fairly, not the same”—superstars get different treatment, and that’s earned.
“You definitely treat them as individuals, you don’t treat them the same, but you treat them fairly.” — Dave Roberts [29:17]
- Describes the iconic “different sound” off the bats of Shohei Ohtani and Miguel Cabrera.
- Talks pitching depth, the return of valuing starting pitchers’ length, and adapting analytics for hitter success.
- On Game 7 of the World Series: never watched it in full — “maybe, I guess for fear that the result might change.” [32:46]
- Shares affection for Toronto and Canadian fans despite being booed (a sign, he jokes, of doing the job right).
5. The (Wild) Gambling Podcast Shock Collar Story
[35:02]–[45:59]
- Dan recounts the most intense episode of the show’s gambling podcast, which involved producer Dylan losing a bet and having to wear a dog shock collar, getting zapped nine times (the point spread).
“He didn’t know when it was going to happen… all of a sudden, Shay would press the button and stop Dylan in mid-sentence.” — Dan Patrick [35:21]
- Replay of Dylan’s on-air reaction (“It’s the weirdest feeling of all time”), Dylan joins live to debrief the trauma.
- The crew jokes about turning into “Jackass” territory but ultimately no one volunteers to repeat the stunt. Todd brings obligatory health warnings (and puns: “buzz kill”).
“They got worse, I think, because I was getting sweatier. So it started, like, conducting the electricity more … it was making a crackle.” — Dylan [44:07]
6. More Calls: Listener Connection & Final Tributes
[46:40]–[48:28]
- Listeners from around the country call to thank and say goodbye to Seaton, share sports passions, and recommend music for the show’s playlist.
- Touching moment from a caller who used to watch the show with his late wife — struggles to reconnect until Seaton’s sendoff motivates him to call.
“Sometimes we don’t know the impact we have on you, and we appreciate you sharing and sorry that you lost your wife, and thank you for the call.” — Dan Patrick [37:00]
Notable Quotes
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Scott Van Pelt:
- “A spoonful of sugar is sweet. And … the feeling of family and seeing guys … They all spoke to it. It’s a different lens now with kids.” [04:33]
- “[On Scheffler] … He does it in a way that isn’t as — doesn’t feel as dominating as Tiger. And yet, when you look at some of the numbers, they can be comparable.” [08:33]
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Dave Roberts:
- “You definitely treat them as individuals, you don’t treat them the same, but you treat them fairly.” [29:17]
- “[On Shohei Ohtani] … when that dude hit a baseball, it was a different sound.” [29:49]
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Seaton O’Connor:
- “Can you imagine all this time, though, I’d be like, why do I always get the crappy lines?” [13:46]
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Dan Patrick:
- “There’s nothing scripted. … The Danettes don’t even know what I’m going to talk about when I come over and turn on the microphone.” [12:46]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Poll questions & Seaton tributes: [02:22]–[04:33]
- Scott Van Pelt live from Augusta: [04:33]–[10:13]
- Fan calls & favorite show moments: [10:13]–[19:46]
- Dave Roberts interview: [24:31]–[34:03]
- Shock Collar Gambling Podcast story: [35:02]–[45:59]
- Tribute calls, show wrap-up: [46:40]–[49:15]
Memorable Moments
- SVP’s glowing tribute to Seton and the Danettes’ loyalty. [09:26]
- Unfiltered listener stories: a wild “triple tragedy” birthday and how the show—particularly Seaton—helps fans cope. [16:23]
- Disclosure that the show is truly unscripted—“If you tried to script a three hour conversation, you’d nuts.” [13:16]
- Dylan’s reluctant heroism in surviving nine shock collar zaps, while the team riffs like “Jackass.” [44:07]
- Emotional call from a widower reconnecting with the show due to Seaton’s farewell. [36:43]
Conclusion
This episode demonstrates why The Dan Patrick Show remains a beloved sports and pop culture institution: fast-moving but thoughtful conversations, genuine camaraderie, emotional moments, and plenty of good-natured ribbing. Guest stars Scott Van Pelt and Dave Roberts bring authority and warmth; the team and fans rally around Seaton; and the show’s blend of humor and heart never wavers—even when electricity is (literally) in the air.
