The Dan Patrick Show — Hour 2: Tiger Woods Arrested, Seth Greenberg

Date: March 30, 2026
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Host: Dan Patrick
Featured Guest: Seth Greenberg (ESPN, former college basketball coach)
Key Contributors: Seaton, Paulie, Marvin, Todd

Overview

Hour 2 of The Dan Patrick Show centers around several hot topics in the sports world, notably a deep dive into the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament with expert analysis from Seth Greenberg. The hour also features a candid discussion on Tiger Woods’ latest legal troubles and legacy, as well as broader commentary on college basketball, sports culture, and listener interactions.

Tone: Candid, insightful, and often humorous, with Dan and his co-hosts providing analysis, personal anecdotes, and listener engagement.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Poll Question Recap and NCAA Final Four Reactions

(02:29 – 03:45)

• The show revisits poll questions from Hour 1, including “Did Duke blow it or did UConn win it?” (81%: Duke blew it), and whether the audience considers themselves superstitious, a little stitious, or not at all.
• Dan and Seaton riff on the quirks of sports superstitions, with Seaton’s catchphrase, “a little stitious,” getting lots of studio laughs.

Quote:
“It feels like you’re either superstitious or not at all, but ‘a little stitious’ fits that window.” — Dan Patrick (03:23)

2. Seth Greenberg on Final Four Teams & Coach Strategies

(04:55 – 15:48)

Late-Game Tactics: Duke vs. UConn

(04:55 – 09:49)

• Greenberg gives detailed breakdowns of huddle instructions in the game's closing seconds from Duke head coach Jon Scheyer and UConn’s Danny Hurley.
• Analysis covers trapping, spacing, late-game poise, and what led to Duke's critical turnover.

Quotes:

• “Run the ball to your hands, be strong with the basketball … don’t stand, don’t post. Work to get open where you want to catch the ball.” — Seth Greenberg, on Duke’s huddle (04:55)
• “Connecticut outscored Duke 16-0 in second half points off turnovers. That’s where the game was won.” — Seth Greenberg (06:08)

Comparing Team Makeups

(09:49 – 15:48)

• Michigan: Praised for experience, physicality, passing, and depth. Only one freshman plays.
• Illinois: Not a Cinderella—stacked with skilled, older international players (“a lot of ‘vitches’”) and a unique player development story involving head coach Brad Underwood.
• Arizona: Depth, poise, and bench play highlighted. Coach Tommy Lloyd credited for remaining calm under pressure, letting players figure out adversity.

Quotes:

• “Watching [Michigan] yesterday was like watching a clinic.” — Seth Greenberg (10:05)
• “Illinois has got a lot of ‘vitches’ … those guys know how to play, and they’re older.” — Seth Greenberg (12:05)
• “Tommy Lloyd is as calm when stuff gets rough as anyone I’ve ever seen. Sometimes, you need to figure it out on your own.” — Seth Greenberg shares an anecdote with Tommy Lloyd about not calling timeout (14:05)

3. Tiger Woods’ Arrest and Broader Implications

(25:29 – 33:35)

• Dan pivots to Tiger Woods’ recent car accident and legal issues.
• Detailed, compassionate commentary on cycles of addiction, celebrity image management, and how support networks (or lack thereof) can influence recovery.

Quotes:

• “Tiger can’t lie to himself anymore. People can only say so much, or do so much... He's lucky he hasn’t killed somebody, himself included.” — Dan Patrick (29:17)
• “If you love him, man, you gotta give some hard, hard, hard advice … You may run the risk of losing your job or access to Tiger, but I’d run that risk.” — Dan Patrick (32:06)

4. Listener Calls & Emotional Connections

(33:35 – 36:25)

• “Matt in Ohio” shares a personal struggle with addiction in response to the Tiger discussion, requesting Dan’s “strike three call” in honor of his late father.
• “Lucas in Texas” highlights the maturity of UConn’s team and stirs debate regarding Duke’s “blue blood” status post-Coach K.

Quote:
“The best is the Boozer kid … it takes a lot of stones to just face the music.” — Matt in Ohio (34:08)

5. Duke, UConn Rivalry & the Search for a 'Hatable' Duke Player

(36:25 – 39:02)

• Studio debates UConn’s claim to “blue blood” status versus Duke, referencing the recent records: UConn has six men’s national titles in 27 years, Duke five in 26.
• Humorous lament: Duke hasn’t had a “hatable white guy” in a while, referencing the historical archetype (e.g., Grayson Allen).

Quotes:

• “It would help if you had a white guy who was really good that you hated ... Crossing our fingers.” — Dan Patrick (37:31)
• “The last guy that was really hatable was Grayson Allen. That's maybe 10 years ago.” — Marvin (38:17)

6. Bravery & Accountability: Kaden Boozer’s Post-Game Response

(39:02 – 41:05)

• Audio of Duke’s Kaden Boozer accepting responsibility for the critical turnover.
• Dan and the team empathize with Boozer’s accountability and discuss UConn’s textbook execution under pressure.

Quote:
“I turned the ball over … I cost our team, our season.” — Kaden Boozer (39:12)

7. Best & Worst of the Weekend

(41:11 – 44:27)

• Each host shares their picks, ranging from MLB walk-off heroics, the ABS system in baseball, and college basketball player performances.
• Paulie specifically criticizes the omission of Notre Dame’s Hannah Hidalgo from Naismith finalist consideration, with Dan noting coach Geno Auriemma’s praise of her as the best point guard in the country.

Quote:
“Hannah Hidalgo is not a finalist for college women’s player of the year? She’s it.” — Paulie (44:27)

8. Listener Call: Gary Woodland’s Return to Golf

(45:51 – 47:31)

• “Jay in Oregon” shares admiration for golf pro Gary Woodland’s comeback after brain surgery, prompting the crew to reflect on perseverance in sports.

Quote:
“You know, he’s saying that it’s each day, and even said if you know somebody who's struggling, you know, listen to them. And that's after winning a golf tournament.” — Dan Patrick (47:31)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dan Patrick: “Tiger can’t lie to himself anymore... You may run the risk of losing your job or access to Tiger, but I’d run that risk.” (29:17; 32:06)
• Seth Greenberg: “Connecticut outscored Duke 16-0 in second half points off turnovers. That’s where the game was won.” (06:08)
• Kaden Boozer: “I should have been strong with the ball … I cost our team, our season.” (39:12)
• Paulie: “Hannah Hidalgo... She’s it.” (44:27)
• Dan Patrick, on Duke: “It would help if you had a white guy who was really good that you hated.” (37:31)
• Marvin: “The last guy that was really hatable was Grayson Allen.” (38:17)

Segment Timestamps

• Opening Poll Recap & Superstition (02:29 – 03:45)
• Seth Greenberg joins – NCAA Final Four & Game Analysis (04:55 – 15:48)
• Illinois Basketball, Peja Stojaković Anecdote (22:40 – 24:08)
• Tiger Woods Arrest & Commentary (25:29 – 33:35)
• Listener Calls: Addiction, Baseball (33:35 – 36:25)
• Duke-UConn “Blue Blood” Debate (36:25 – 39:02)
• Kaden Boozer, NCAA Postgame Emotions (39:02 – 41:05)
• Best & Worst of the Weekend (41:11 – 44:27)
• Listener Call: Gary Woodland’s Comeback (45:51 – 47:31)

Additional Notes

• Dan and the crew show empathy and seriousness around issues of addiction, both regarding Tiger Woods and callers.
• The NCAA Final Four analysis is especially in-depth, with Greenberg’s insights valuable for basketball fans.
• The light tone around sports quirks and rivalries is balanced by respectful discussion of real-life issues.
• Phone calls add authentic listener connection and accentuate key themes.