The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 3: Cheapskate, What If
Release Date: July 16, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts and Dan Patrick Podcast Network
Episode Overview
In Hour 3 of The Dan Patrick Show, hosts Bob Crawford, Covino, and Rich delve into the intriguing topic of frugality versus frugality—exploring the fine line between being a cheapskate and being financially savvy. Through lively discussions, personal anecdotes, and engaging listener interactions, the trio examines spending habits, budget prioritization, and the perceptions surrounding them.
Main Topic: Cheapskate or Smart Saver?
The episode kicks off with Bob Crawford introducing the central question: Is their colleague Rob Parker a cheapskate or simply smart with his finances?
Rob Parker’s Frugality:
Covino highlights Rob Parker’s habit of purchasing discounted sandwiches for his travels.
Bob Crawford [05:35]: "He's one of the coolest guys we work with... But is he a cheapskate? That's really what we got to get to. Or is he smart?"
Rob’s strategy involves buying reduced-price items like gouda sliders and chicken salad croissants to save money. The hosts discuss the practicality and potential downsides of this approach.
Rob Parker [05:56]: "What do you think? Cheapskate? Cheapo or being smart?"
Personal Spending Habits: Save vs. Splurge
The hosts share their own spending dilemmas, balancing what they choose to save on versus what they decide to splurge.
Covino:
"I'm more than willing to overspend and buy Starbucks or cocktails at a bar without even thinking about it... but if I'm looking to buy a basic T-shirt, I'm going to Target."
Bob Crawford:
"I could never overspend on a regular designer plain T-shirt. You can get that at Old Navy."
Rich:
Discusses his habit of reusing plastic utensils from places like Chipotle and Yogurt Land, sparking humorous banter about the ethics and practicality of such practices.
Listener Call-ins: Cheapskate Antics
Rich shares a humorous anecdote about his habit of collecting plastic forks and spoons from Chipotle, leading to playful ribbing from Bob and Covino.
Covino [30:25]: "Rich Davis is trash because he does that all the time, but he's trash."
The trio jokes about their own frugal behaviors, emphasizing that everyone has their unique ways of saving money.
MLB Focus: MLB Speedway Classic
Bob promotes the upcoming MLB Speedway Classic, highlighting the historic significance of hosting a regular-season game at Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee for the first time ever.
Bob Crawford [03:14]: "For the first time ever, MLB is going to host a regular season game in the state of Tennessee."
MLB’s Evolution and Current Success
Covino and Rich discuss the positive changes in baseball, emphasizing the game's historical evolution and recent exciting developments.
Covino [04:42]: "Baseball had a big week. One of baseball's biggest criticisms is how they didn't evolve. We saw history in the making last night and it was exciting as could be."
WNBA Insights: Face of the League Poll
The hosts transition to discussing a recent WNBA player poll, revealing Caitlin Clark as the projected face of the league over Angel Reese. This sparks debate on player popularity and league dynamics.
Covino [36:56]: "Pete Alonso has a suggestion for MLB... he said that pitchers and hitters should be able to fight each other like they do in the NFL."
Shaq vs. RG3: A Celebrity Clash
Shaquille O'Neal addresses RG3's controversial reposting of a racist meme, leading to a heated exchange where Shaq threatens physical confrontation.
Shaq [40:59]: "If you post another meme like that, he's going to punch you in your effing face."
Dating and Grammar: Cameron Brink’s Take
WNBA star Cameron Brink discusses the concept of "icks" in dating, specifically focusing on grammar mistakes as deal-breakers.
Covino [42:25]: "I mean, grammar is important. If she's a smoke show and she says shrimps, I think you'll make a pass."
NFL What-ifs: Johnny Manziel and Beyond
The conversation shifts to NFL "what-ifs," highlighting Johnny Manziel’s potential had he maintained discipline and the tragic case of Len Bias impacting the NBA.
Bob Crawford [51:19]: "Johnny Manziel is definitely one of the top answers when it comes to the what-ifs."
Midweek Major Segment: Highlights and Takeaways
In the Midweek Major segment, the hosts recap the major sports and entertainment stories discussed:
- Pete Alonso’s MLB Rule Suggestion: Advocating for controlled altercations between players to manage on-field tensions.
- WNBA Player Poll Results: Caitlin Clark leading the charge as the future face of the league.
- Shaq’s Confrontation with RG3: Addressing racism and digital misconduct in sports figures.
- Dating Standards: The impact of grammar and personal preferences on romantic relationships.
- NFL Speculations: Reflecting on the potential and pitfalls of prominent NFL figures like Johnny Manziel.
Notable Quotes:
- Bob Crawford [28:04]: "We may be given Rob Parker the business, but we understand he's balancing his budget the best way he can."
- Covino [04:42]: "Baseball had a big week... Win for baseball."
- Rich [05:35]: "Remember, he spends... so maybe he cuts corners on things like this so that he could afford those new Travis Scott Nikes."
Conclusion
The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the balance between saving money and enjoying life's pleasures. They encourage listeners to share their own spending habits and engage with the show’s online platforms.
Bob Crawford [53:35]: "Baseball kicks off again on Friday. Enjoy the rest of your Wednesday."
Key Takeaways
- Balancing Frugality and Spending: Understanding when to save and when to splurge can define personal financial success.
- Sports Culture Commentary: Insights into how sports figures handle conflicts and the evolving nature of major leagues.
- Social Issues in Sports: Addressing racism and misconduct among athletes underscores the importance of accountability.
- Personal Preferences in Relationships: Even minor details like grammar can significantly impact romantic connections.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Bob Crawford [05:35]: "He's one of the coolest guys we work with... But is he a cheapskate? That's really what we got to get to. Or is he smart?"
- Covino [04:42]: "Baseball had a big week... Win for baseball."
- Bob Crawford [51:19]: "Johnny Manziel is definitely one of the top answers when it comes to the what-ifs."
- Shaq [40:59]: "If you post another meme like that, he's going to punch you in your effing face."
- Covino [42:25]: "I mean, grammar is important. If she's a smoke show and she says shrimps, I think you'll make a pass."
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of Hour 3 – "Cheapskate, What If," providing listeners with an insightful overview of the discussions, entertained by humor and critical analysis of both personal finance habits and major sports topics.