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The best things in life are on the other side of difficult conversations. But if we're honest, most people run from them. Staying silent, missing chances, and holding themselves back. I know this is true because I used to be like that until I realized that negotiation isn't a talent. It's a skill that anyone can learn. And once I did, everything changed. I went from people pleaser to confident communicator. And now I teach Fortune 500 leaders and top executives how to do the same. Listen to negotiate. Anything on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts? You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio. Final hour on this Wednesday, Dan and the Danites Dan Patrick Show. Quite a greeting. We got here early this morning. There's a line around the building. People got here at 3:30 in the morning. And I will say this with a lot of confidence. This might be the only radio show where you get to urinate next to your favorite personality on the show. So the first thing I asked when we get here, is there a bathroom on this side so we don't have to go through the audience? And then all of a sudden, I got Jimmy Lipper next to me going, hey, how are you? Good, how are you? It is. It's a trip. Keep your eyes straight ahead there. Yes. Tom, put the Sharpie away. I'm not signing out in here. That's not something. I'm not gonna sign it yet. Or they want to shake your hand. I'm like, no, let's do it on the other side of that door. Just give me five minutes. Yeah. Yes. I was just at a year, almost two minutes ago, and this guy was next to me because. Oh, such a big fan. I'm like, oh, thanks. Because you're the soccer guy. Seating. I'm like, no, that's not. Because Seaton the Baldwin. I'm like, you're over two. They love us here. They do. And I mentioned this earlier, when we first started, we had 27 radio stations. Seven of the 27 were here in Wisconsin. So Iowa and Wisconsin, forever indebted to you. Portland came in. And then all of a sudden, I think when Los Angeles took us as their morning drive show. That's when you had a lot of other radio affiliates who said, if they're good enough for Los Angeles drive time, then they're good enough for us. We're over 400 cities with this show right now. Okay, there you go. That was kind of a cheap way of getting some applause there. A little late. Yes. Paul. I still had the original email from the first 27. It's like you were doing liners for Appleton, Wisconsin, 2007. Yeah. Hell yes. We're huge in Appleton. I can't even walk down the street. We were going to go out the other day in Appleton. They couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. They said what? Shut down the streets there. So final hour on this Wednesday, Frank Caliendo will join us. Got to spend time with Frank last night, and he did a wonderful job. He's working on his Todd Fritz. His Fritzi impersonation, and he did a wonderful job. I heard you. Thank you, Todd. So Todd is. How would you describe what Frank was doing? He was making facial expressions with his lips, like, hunched over, very nervous kind of neurotic kind of thing. All the things that. So he nailed it. Yeah, Perfectly. Yeah. Okay, so you. He said, it looks like you try to eat your face when you. When you talk. That can't be a compliment. It's not. There's nothing positive about it. It's not describing it that way. Although Todd came back during the commercial break. He goes, ah, Just had a woman say, look a lot more handsome in person. I did. I was very flattered by that. That was a nice thing to hear since I take so much, you know, so much negativity in the air. I take my share of that. We are not bringing that on the road. We are not doing. I feel sorry for yourself. Do not like that. Do not. I was just sharing it. It was a passing comment. You look a lot more handsome in person. I don't know if that was a backhanded compliment because normally you look hideous on tv. It wasn't really expected. Slightly more handsome. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're not as ugly as I thought you were. I think is you're passing kind of saying, yeah, they're not going to throw you in the back of a truck and put you away somewhere, you know, you know, mingle with the rest of society. You did have a woman who sat on your lap last night. She was very drunk, and she was looking to sit on anybody's lap, and there was no seats available. She did think that you were her favorite. Even though she said that to Seton and thinking Seaton was you. And then she wanted to measure my hand, so I don't know who she thought I was. No, that's the other Marvin. Are people putting their hands up to yours? So I. So I came up in line, going past the line. Everyone's, oh, hey, Marvin. Hey, what's up, everybody? And this young lady came up to me. Oh, let's measure hands. Embarrassing. Okay, I see you. Embarrassing. Were her hands bigger than yours? Yes. I can hear back there. Yes, it was. Yeah. All right, we'll get to phone calls coming up. Recapping some of the headlines here, there are really no news. I think there's people waiting for a draft trade or two. You know, it's the usual smoke here. But I will bring this up again. Daniel Jeremiah, the great analyst for NFL Network, said yesterday that he with all certainty that the Browns are taking Travis Hunter, which, you know, I still believe in. If you're getting the right guy, get a guy who can be a Hall of Famer for you. And I think they're okay with their quarterbacking situation. I still think Kirk Cousins might be in play there. And then that leaves the Giants. Are they going to take Abdul Carter, which if healthy, it's a great pick. But I don't want to take the third pick overall and go. If healthy, that would concern me. And, you know, then Shador Sanders, where does he go? Does he start to slide a little bit because the Giants were attached to him there for a little while. Maybe it's New Orleans, maybe it's Pittsburgh, but the over under for quarterbacks in the first round. Two and a half. Who's going over first round quarterbacks? Marvin. Over. All right, Todd, I'm gonna go over two. Okay. Seaton. Yeah. Over. Paul. Over. Someone's got to trade up. Okay, well, the key is Jackson Dart because Shador will go in the first round. But does Jackson Dart. If Pittsburgh's there and Shador Sanders and Jackson Dart are both on the board, you figure they're going to take Pittsburgh. One of those two. Although, you know, running back has been attached to the Steelers as well because Najee Harris is with the Chargers. Yes, Paul. I wonder, like Jaylen Milro, I'm really fascinated to see out of Alabama where he goes because he's a better, more accomplished passer than Anthony Richardson was coming out of college. Now, he's not the physical presence. He's a fantastic runner. But like Anthony Milro or Jaylen Milro seems, you know, like a definite project But I know he's not going to go in the top 10. But I wonder if someone go wild cards him late in the first round. Well, I'll go back to when he had that performance against Georgia and that next Monday. I came in and NFL scout said, you know, he has all the attributes of Lamar Jackson and might be a better athlete. And that made some headlines there. And then all of a sudden he started to slide and it didn't go that well. But now you started to hear, you know, he runs a 4, 340 at that size at that position. So yes, somebody will be intrigued with him. Now, are they going to go all in like the Colts did with Anthony Richardson? No, I don't. But Paulie, I think you're right. I think Jalen Milroe is more of a finished product than Anthony Richardson. Yes, Paul, I had the over under for where Jalen Milroe is drafted. Who wants to guess the over under what draft's position? This is interesting. 35th, 32 and a half, right on the cusp of the first round. Okay, so I'll go the over. I go over just a little bit. Yes. Marvin, if you're Milro, do you attend the draft? He is always going tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Do you bring two suits? Yeah, yeah. You know, could you imagine you. You go to the draft and you bring three suits. That's not a good sign. If you like. If I'm packing for the draft, I, you know, I'm just one pair of underwear, one pair of socks, one suit. That's it. That's what we did. Yes, but. But we're here for three days. I think if Milro is going to go to the draft, I believe so pack two suits or find the men's warehouse here in Green Bay. I, I would probably pack two suits. I would. But I do think he's going to go. You know, he might be a, like a Jalen hurts type of situation where maybe a team that has a quarterback takes him and, you know, obviously it worked out with the Eagles. Yes. Todd, if you're thinking about packing three suits, do you just stay home altogether or do you want to have that experience and you're like, you know, this is cool. Wherever I get picked, I want to go up there. Well, I don't think everybody, you have to be invited, but if you're invited and you're on that cusp of second and third round, you're like, am I better off? Just not. Well, you wouldn't be invited if you're on the cusp of Second. No, you would not. Fifteen players are invited. Fifteen? That's it? Yes. Mark, if you have a draft party at your house and your potential draftee, like, you bring out the big caters for day one or the big caters for day two, invite your high school coaches, your mom and your aunts and uncles and everybody like that. Or do you just say, you know what, all three days. I'd say day one is for friends. Maybe some charcuterie, but nothing crazy. Maybe some beers, but not the, you know, like, top shelf liquor. We're not doing that. Like, it's. But. And then you get the catering and day two. Yes. Todd, do you stop pretending that you're taking phone calls from teams while they're all like, what's going on? It's 26 and you're not. Hold on, guys. I gotta go to the other room. Someone's calling. Yes. Does Travis Hunter really embrace the two way player thing and have one blue suit, one gray suit, half and half walk up there? It's a little risky, but really embrace the. The image. Well, he's not gonna have to wait long to have his name called, so that's good, too. But yeah, maybe. Maybe he could have half and a half. I like that. An offensive defensive suit. Yes. Mark, you want him to dress like Two Face from Batman. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Good call. All right. Good poll there. Yes. Seaton. It'd be wild if he got caught in, like, something where he was falling and they're like, no, see, they have a corner now. They have a wide receiver now, though, they have a corner. He plays two position. Everybody's got one, and then he just keeps falling. Yeah. Not wishing. Probably not gonna. No, probably not. Good. Probably not. Yeah. Yes. Paul, we still got to figure out if he plays both positions. More than 50 plays. There has to be. At some point we try to do this a new term for what he does because no one's done it to the level. He's done it like. We had a thing. I think it was alphaback or something like that, where if you. It can't be a hyphen, it can't be a slash. Wrcb. I thought we came up with the term. Yeah, it was like. I forget. Switchback. Alpha back. There's a couple. We could work on that. Yeah. Couple of phone calls in here. Philip in Iowa. Hi, Phil. What's on your mind today? 5, 6, 1, 3 2. I had a best, a worst, and a request if you'll allow best of the weekend road trip to St. Louis with my daughter to See Prof. In concert. Checked out the cathedral basilica and played a little retro black light mini golf. Worst of the weekend, just St. Louis. St. Louis drivers in general and the request. If you guys will allow, I'd like to send to the man cave job. I figured if Joe Boo can help Pedro Serrano hit the curveball, then I think he can. He can bring that sports Emmy home for you guys. That's a random phone call there. Just gonna say, I'm glad you played miniature golf and took your daughter and you went to church. Are we. Are we screening these phone calls? It did give me a minute where I was like, oh, crap, I don't have a best and worse ready. Oh, wait, it's Wednesday. Wednesday. That's right. Jesse in Utah. Hi, Jesse. Top that phone call. Hey, Dan. First time, long time. Yep. 5, 10, 170. Yes. Thank you. There's my bill. Yesterday, Dan, was my birthday. And my wife tapped into her. Her Fritzi and put together a lovely video montage for me with messages from family and friends. And of course, she. She knew that Dan Patrick was. I consider you a friend. And she got you to give me a cameo video shout out. And on that, you. You told me to call into the show, so here I am calling, calling you back. Dan, I just want to. Really just want to say thank you. You guys are part of my every day. And I look forward to listening to you guys every single day. And you're one of the highlights of my day. And so thank you. And suck it, Seaton. Everything was going so well. It was a really nice phone call until the suck at Seaton. I take that as a badge of honor. I appreciate that. So much to me. And go to Help hall. Now we're not going to sing Happy Birthday. I like you all except that one guy. I hate him. Yeah. You want to sing Happy Birthday to Jesse? Not really. Okay. I. I don't think we should. You can sit this one. Oh, you're going to. Yeah. I'm sticking up and see solidarity. What about you, Marvin? I'm with them. Okay. Paul backing them up. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I don't really like you either, so suck it, Jesse. Curtis in Illinois. Hi, Curtis. Morning, D.P. i don't know why this popped into my head this morning, but think about when you're having a baby and you're trying to figure out the names. And so, like, if you're having a girl to rule out any bad names, you know, you just say it in your head like, next on stage. Fill in the blank. So I Was wondering if the equivalent, like, if you're having a boy is if you're imagining, like, Rodrigue Goodell standing up on stage saying, with the first pick of the 25 NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Jack Marius tackle era tricks like from Key and Peel sketch to rule out any horrible names. I don't know if that's how I would pick the name of my son, of how it's going to sound when Commissioner Goodell calls his name. Yeah, well, why not pick your daughter to be like, hey, and the WNBA first selection is Kimberly. You know what I mean? Like, why Caitlin Smith. Yeah. Yes. Paul. You know how much I care about name people naming their babies and how sensitive I am about that. Just make sure you're not naming your son after a serial killer. Like, if you put the name down, like, does this. Wasn't there a serial killer in the 70s with the same name? If you have that, go with a new name. Well, what serial killer are you talking. I don't want to pick on anyone in particular. Like Wayne Gacy. John Wayne Gacy. Like Wayne Gacy. If you're. If you live in the Chicago area. Don't you kid? John Wayne Gacy. Pabst was. You were so close. If you had a son, you were like, great, now I can't do John Wayne Gacy. Pabst. Like, who else are you picking? Like, serial killers. Let's go. How about that draft? You know, I heard this thing. I read this thing the other day where it said. It was very simple, it was just one line, and it said, you know, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. And I was like, what? That's stupid. Yeah. Immediately it was like, that is so dumb. You really don't have to. You have to have an opinion about not having an opinion. Right. I was like, wow, what this? That's a great. Blew my mind. You know, you don't have to have an opinion about everything. I did see an article where somebody was naming their pet and said, what's the last thing you ate? And then that would be the name of your pet. I'm like, coffee? No, you didn't eat the coffee. Oh, I drank. It's the last thing I can. Oh. So, Yogurt. Yogurt. All right, come on, Yogurt. Let's go, buddy. Here, Yogi, Come on. Yogurt, get your leash. Yes, Paul. My dog would be named Uncrustables. I just had a peanut butter and. Underrated. Damn. Underrated. No, they're actually properly rated. They're probably the hottest snack in America these days. I. I'm going through the Detroit airport and I have all of these options, and I go, I want a PB and J and damn, is that good. We got to get a sponsorship here. The kids love them. Yes. Todd, are you a Skippy or a Jiff guy, or does it not matter? Like, some people will only have Coke or Pepsi. Most people would be like, whatever. I'm just in the mood for cola. It doesn't matter. What are you talking. I used to be Skippy, but now I'm Jif. And I don't like the crunchy ones. I like the creamy. All right. But thank you. Now that I think about. My dogs are all named after food. I mean, we pita, asparagus, mango, lemon, and now brisket. But we call her Kit brisket. Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah, we're on to something anyhow. Yeah. All right. I have a goldfish named burrito. You could not. There is no way you could inside in four minutes. All right, let me, let me take a break. Got to get a professional in here. Frank Caliendo. Apparently, he dominated last night. Doug Gottlieb. And that's when Frank realized he made a very big mistake. I like when Frank, he narrates his own life. Oh. You know, and I told him as Morgan Freeman. He like, does. It's great. I. I said you could sit down and have a conversation with yourself. Like, you don't. Just all these different voices, you know. I tell you what, man. What? I tell you what. When he does his little John Gruden. Oh, yeah, that was my bad impersonation of him doing. Oh, you were doing Jon Gruden there. I was doing him doing Jon Gruden. No, he does it really well. No, I know that theory. Let's take take a break. I thought Marvin nailed it. Shut up. I'll tell you what, man. Yeah. Again, give it something. Spaghetti, rye, banana. All right, let me take take a break here. We're back with Frank Caval Dendo. Fox sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows@foxsportsradio.com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to listen live draft coverage. Yep. With the first pick. The biggest names that know about every player in every team. You've got it right here. Listen. Ass. 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They have that little squeaky sound when you bite them or squeeze them. Oh, okay. We'll find out later. All right, that's great. Let's see. Frank Caliendo. He's a comedian, actor, writer, and he does great impressions. He is all across the country starting this week in Appleton, Wisconsin, the Skyline Comedy Club, the Funny bone in Desmone Iowa. And wrapping up May 22nd. Laugh your balls off. And. Oh, sorry, is that the club called laugh your balls off? If I. If I won the lottery and started a comedy club, I'd call laugh your balls off. I would totally go there. Thank you, Todd. Apache Casino in Lawton, oklahoma. Go to frankonstage.com for tickets. Please welcome the great Frank Calendo. There he is. He's done it again. Mr. Mr. Wisconsin. Is that. Is that the new title? Yeah, I'll take it. Yes. Yeah. You're from here? Yeah, I grew up in Waukesha, Wisconsin, right outside of Milwaukee. Went to the wa. Went to Waukesha South High School. And you were a catcher? I was, yeah. I was. I was a zero tool. Baseball player is pretty much what I was. All right. I, They. I could hit the fastball a little bit. As soon as I got a curveball coming at me, it was, you know, screwing myself into the ground and then I couldn't throw down to second base. You know, you want to have like a 1 8, 19 throw down to second base. I was 2 5, something like that. So I didn't get many runners, but there weren't, you know, it's Wisconsin. There's some slow people, so I still got some guys. I tell you what, man. I went Gruden on action. I'll tell you what, man. There it was. Started doing it already. What happened, man? No. Okay, get back. This kept happening last night, by the way, I have to tell you guys, as much as I love this show and I really do love this show, it's become a part of my life. I told you guys that I've lied to a lot of other people about their shows, but I really do like when somebody calls in about, you know, they've just had an operation or been out for a while and they listen to your show. Gets them through it. I haven't had any of that, but for some reason, you guys get me through it. So it's. It's really great. But to see you last night in. In the true Dan Patrick form, it's like watching bad Santa. It is. I have never seen any. I've never been. You guys remember Mystery Science Theater 3000 MST3K, where they're commenting on stuff. That's him. And none of it's terrible ever. And you're just going, who is this guy? I like him more than the TV guy. Yeah, yeah. He kept saying, are you really like this? I go, yes. Yes, I am. Oh, my goodness. It was. It was wonderful. It was. It really was. But does when all else fails, you go, Gruden. It depends. Gruden right now, because he's everywhere. I mean, there is just you, you. You get on X, Twitter, whatever it's called, you get on there, and within a minute, maybe 30 seconds. Let's go. Five seconds. Within five seconds, there's Jon Gruden opening something up like a box. Like, what do we get now? He comes in. He had that hip surgery, so he can barely walk. He's come. Coming in like, I'm trying to get there, man. Like an Oompa Loompa doobity doo. Here we go, man. Gonna drink from the chocolate river. It's gonna be good, man. So then he gets the box. He opens up the box. He always has trouble opening up the box, right? He's, like gonna just slice into. I just cut my finger up. But I can keep going, man. You know why? Because I love football and I love opening up boxes. So he will go into the box, and sometimes there'll be a box inside of the box. And he's, like, amazed by that. It's like, what is this, Inception? You ever see that, man? You ever see Inception, Leonard? I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio right now, man. He and I have the same situation. So I'm opening up a box, there's another box. I don't know what to do, man. Luckily, I still got that tool in my hand. I gotta go inside a box. You ever see those Russian nesting dolls where there's a dollar inside of a doll inside of a doll? You open up, the last one's Chucky. Tell you what, man. I just wrote a bit that's going on stage. Yeah, I like it. How does Chris Berman like your impersonation? Yeah, well, burn. When I first met Berman, I. I was doing the groom. He's like, so you're gonna. You're gonna do. Are you doing other people? You're gonna be doing other people. Did he want you to do him? Yeah, I think he was skeptical. I think he was good about it. Never. I was never asked not to do it or something, but everybody does a Chris Berman at espn. Just nobody. Yeah, everybody does it like trained seals, so. But everybody does one there, and. But when you do all the makeup and stuff like that, sit at the desk, and here we are in the frozen tundra Lambo field, and we ate to you. Dan, could you fool somebody? Not with that one on the phone. Not with that one. That one's because. Okay, which one? Could you call somebody? I could probably call Somebody as well. I think John grew naked. But we. What about Morgan Freeman? Yeah, I believe I could probably pull that one off, Sonny. Truth of the matter is that's one that you could just. He doesn't talk like that in real life, though, right? The Morgan Freeman's like, I've just decided to call you out of the blue, dad. You saw a number that you didn't recognize, but for some reason you answered it anyways. And this is work going through 500 yards of the filthiest slop. I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Did you guys hear? Morgan Freeman called him in. That sounds pretty good. So I think, yeah, that would be one. I mean, there's some that you have to go more subtle in the old school. The John Madden. I could. I, you know, I used to do it on the radio and I would do it in place because when I do it on stage, it was like it was that big over the top. But then to just talk the way he talked and say the things he says, I mean, you know that it's just like it's a part of what you're doing there. So there's different versions of each impression where you can go over the top or you can. And Berman, like, I. My Burma was always just pretty good. I didn't think it was great. So I would just go way to the big, you know, just get the laugh out of it at the bed. And that's the way I used to always do impressions was over the top, almost to the Dana Carvey level. Dana does those huge over the top caricatures. And a person like Darrell Hammond would do right on the money. And I tried to be in the middle somewhere just to have my own style with it. But with the Internet and the way people use social media, if you're not dead on with the exact sound of the voice, like, terrible, awful. Should have been Charles Barker there. That's terrible. That's really, really bad. So don't be a knucklehead. All those Doug Gottlieb trying to get wins and you're up here slamming him. Come on, man. Okay, what's going on? How often does it happen where somebody comes up to you and says, frank, I got an impression. Well, that's all the time. I mean, it's. I, it's when people do. I don't mind if somebody does it. It's when they do it for, like, they do one of my bits or the whole bit. I'm like, I know I wrote that or they'll come up to me and do their Yoda, which I think anybody can like. It's close. But you're going to do the all, all the lines. So it's nice because they know you. Right. It's not a. When I was on in the baseball playoffs for TBS and I had commercials for me during commercials of me, they were like, you ruined the baseball players. I'm like, I didn't decide when they air. Okay. It wasn't, it wasn't my thing. I just, I shot them. But so that it's cool. It's just don't go long. That's the whole thing. And, and I don't mind when people, people say, hey, do some John Madden. I'm just like, boom. And that's usually enough for people. And when they, when they want more, like here's a guy who's getting a little greedy now. So I feel like I get the chance to make that kind of thing. And here you are with draft week in Green Bay and Mel Kuiper. You do Mel Kuiper. Yeah. Who is the nicest guy you guys had him on. I started doing. I wasn't even trying to do it. Talking like M. Kuiper Jr. Dan. I sometimes get lost trying to figure it out. Breaking down Cam Ward out there in Miami doing his thing, trying to get more pinpoint accuracy. If you're looking at a guy who can make the reads, I'm going to go Shador Sanders. A lot of people talk about that's dad Deion Sanders. Apparently played football. Don't remember but I'll tell you this pretty good player. A little bit flashy for my taste. But I'll say this about Shador does a tremendous job. We're going to break down the. Let's. Oh, you know, let's break down the Dan X here we got a tremendous job. Got Marvin over here. Tiny hands. Not. Doesn't have the ability to catch a ball but is going to catch a lot of shade. That's what's going on with Marvin. Sometimes people can say things. He's going to knock it down with those tiny hand swatting. You look at Fritz, he's going to have a pun. Nobody's ever had a pun on top of a pun. That's better. The guy wants to play rhyme time 24 hours a day. And then you got, you know, we got, we got to talk Seaton, whose name isn't even actually Seaton. He's using an A. And really is that it is. But that's because he loves soccer. Nobody cares about soccer. Then Paulie, the original chat GPT generated. Paulie, translator. He does a tremendous job. Can explain anything that could be explained in three seconds, in about four and a half minutes. That's. Does a tremendous job. Scotty Pippen spelled his name with an ie, and his son spells it with a Y. I mean, A, E, O, U, A, E, I, O, U. Almost got the vowels wrong there. But you take a look. I tell you what. I wouldn't get the vowels wrong, man. Why sometimes only evals. So. So, yeah, I think. I think we got there. Yeah, I deserve it. I deserve it. Fritzy is so happy we haven't gotten to the Fritzi impression. I was just gonna get to that. So. So we were rehearsing yesterday here in Green Bay, and Frank comes over, and all of a sudden, Frank's observing everybody, and he just tried not to do. And then you just decided to do, you know, a Fritzy impersonation. Guys, guys, I don't have the voice 100% yet. It's like you with. With the. Your trump impression where it's all hands right now. But there's a thing. I watch somebody's mouth. So if I watch. If I watch how the mouth moves, you can kind of tell how the person talks. If you watch their eyes, that's how I get how they think a little bit more. So Fritz, he's a lot of times going to say something, and at the same time, he thinks it's going to crush, but he's also really worried that it's going to go real flat. I don't know how you can have. I'm making a thousand milk. I don't know how you can that kind of a bravado and at the same time be worried about what you're going to say. But. So his S's essences are in this. So the first thing I do is look at the S, and it's. It's a kind of a. I was just trying to. I. I was just. And I've heard Seaton do it too. And you do more of a lisp. And it's the S. And it's. You know, I was just. And he explains, like, he'll say, well, I was just trying to. I was just trying to get. Explain what we were. We were going for with that kind of thing. And, you know, and you just hope the batteries run out, like. But. So it's like, yeah. Oh, you guys want to play rhyme? Rhyme time. You're supposed to talk to him. Because I was Starting to get it last night when he was there, because he was talking. And then when I can hear it while I'm doing it, you know, just kind of. You're just living me out there now. He just let me die. Scary, scary, scary, scary. See, when I hear the words. When I hear the words. Imitation is usually flattering. This is not one of those things. Hey, young lady, there's a layover there. Can you come sit on my lap? That's awkward. Who did you not get? Oh, there's a lot. But you kept trying or you still keep trying? Fritzi is one of them working toward that. But I think. I don't know. I. There's so many. If you haven't heard me do it, I can't. That's the thing. So. Because I get ripped so much when they're not very good, and I don't have the cartoon version of the person yet. So who frustrates you as far as an impression? Let's see. I would love to be able to do a Ben Affleck or something like that, A Matt Damon, somebody. Somebody who's more subtle. I've found little things with some people, but Timothy Chalamet, I think. Yeah. Hey, Danny. How you doing, man? That sounds pretty good. You want to come down, put a mustache, and be in another movie? There we go. And we've done this before. Fritzy's Marge Simpson. Oh, it's great. No, it's pretty good, right? No, there's a. Who's the. I'm trying to think. Play by play. Tnt. Oh, Kevin Har. That's fantastic. That is. That is a topnotch. Come on. You're going do it. The Nuggets are on a 126 run, and the Bucks want to talk about it. This is the NBA on tnt. That is. I've texted you before. I've texted him before during the show and said, that's one I could never get. And the problem is, now that you've gotten the. This is the NBA on tnt, and mine always turns into Marv Albert. Yes, but. So when you do that. Now, that's the tag that. That's the perfect tag. But I could never use it because you use it. So it's one of those, like, ah, he nailed it. Now I've got to find something different, because that's the thing you've. You've latched onto with it, which is the perfect thing to do, because no matter what you say, you end it with that and always. Well, I appreciate that very much. Thanks. Now he's Gonna do more. There we go. Now I'm gonna sing. Now I'm gonna sing some. This is the NBA on tnt. But what you do that makes you so brilliant is so wonderful. Wonderful is wonderful. You, you do your impersonations in context. Like there's. Yeah, it's not just, hey, I'm gonna do an impersonation. Well, I think you do that here, right? I mean, it's usually, it's a throwing something. You were talking. Stevie. Stephen A. Smith, before you throw it out in the midst of a conversation. I'm just having the conversation with myself when I do it. So that's. You do Stephen A. Smith. I understand where you're coming from with some of these things, Mr. Patrick. When I first met Stephen A. He's like, he was, you know, he was at espn, then he went to Fox for a little while and then he went back to espn. I saw him in an elevator when I was going to shoot the NFL on FOX stuff. And he said, Mr. Caliendo, of all the impressions and impersonations you do, do me a favor, don't ever, ever do me. And then I saw him at the Super Bowl a couple years ago, and there were like 50 people around him, by the way. Like, there's like 50 people surrounding Stephen A. I got. You gotta understand, there's people trying to get at me. I'm. I'm. I could quite possibly be running for president, and that could happen, and we need to make sure I'm safe. But. So he's like that. But one of the. They asked him who the best Stephen A. Smith impression was, and he just seen me, so he said, me. There are other people like Jay Pharoah and Jam Fox who do great, incredible impressions of him, probably better than me. Jay. I think Pharaoh might do the best one, but it was funny because he said it. And then I was just telling everybody, see, I got a great Stephen A. Smith impression. So it's cool when somebody acknowledges that. Even if. I know I. I just saw him a little bit ago, I was just a top of mind, so I take that. But do you watch other. I try to stay away. I know I don't like to watch anybody because I. I will come across somebody once in a while and I say, that's that person's really good. I don't want to watch them. Do you listen to other people's sports? Right. You don't want to listen to anything because then you could, your take could be influenced on that. There's a lot of people that watch this show in local markets, and probably beyond that, you'll. If you listen to them, you'll hear the same or similar takes afterward. You guys kind of set the agenda a lot of the time, and there's a few shows that are out there that are like that, but you guys are definitely one where there's a lot of people go, what did they do today? Oh, let's do rhyme time. 2. God, I hope not. I actually enjoy it. See, that's the thing. We had that conversation. We had a conversation about Todd last night, and I said, yeah, you cut him off quickly. Sometimes you're like, I got. You know. He's like, that's the funny thing. When Todd is not trying to be funny, he is hilarious. True. When he is trying to be funny, it's like, stop trying to be funny so we can laugh. It's. It's. It is true, but it is. He'll say something. You'll be like, ah. And then he'll try to explain his way out of it. You'll start to get mad. Sometimes everybody's like, no, keep going. This is gonna. This is gonna be good. It's going to end poorly. Frank will be performing all across the country. You can go to frankonstage.com for tickets. You're going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin. What do you think? Laugh my balls off as a comedy store. I'll tell you what. That's a good name. Like to open a box and look at that. I just realized what I said. That's a bad idea right there. You did. You did. John C. Reilly, stepbrother. I did a little bit of that. That's one of those. I love that you're getting into this while you're supposed to be doing the plug. Thanks, Dan. Did you. Did you touch my drum set? Did you touch my drum set? I think you touched my drum set. I did him in an animated Disney movie. Is. He's an ant. Did. Did you touch my anthill? Did you touch my anthill? Because it looks like somebody stepped on it. That's what it is. Because if you bring it up, it becomes Seth Rogen. I didn't even know we were doing that. Where's. Whoa. Light up. He'll be in Appleton. Skyline Comedy Club, the Funny Bone in Des Moines. And Desmonet. Desmone. I had the same flight attendant. Oh, my God. When she was saying, you know, we are touching down in Chicago and then we will be going to Desmonet. And I went, oh, my God. And I'm next to Paulie. I didn't correct her and she said you could just see people go. Did she say desmonet, Iowa? I'm pretty sure she said. Actually, she might have said Frank onstage.com great to see you. Great to see you guys. Thanks everybody. Thank you. Thank you. We'll close up shop here after this. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. You know when you're really stressed or not feeling so great about your life or about yourself? Talking to someone who understands can really help. But who is that person? How do you find them? Where do you even start? Talkspace Talkspace makes it easy to get the support you need. With Talkspace, you can go online, answer a few questions about your preferences, and be matched with a therapist. 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Now we did when we came in this morning, there were people who were lined up from 3:30 in the morning and Seaton goes, I just ran into a guy who I think is the guy who gave us one of the great sound bites in show history. And I go, all right, I'm curious about this and it's Tom in Wisconsin. So if we can play the salary song, that would Be great. Celery, salary. Celery, celery, Celery, Celery, Celery, celery, Celery, Celery, Celery, Celery. So Seaton runs into Tom in Wisconsin waiting in line, and we didn't know if that's really the same guy. So let's bring up Tom and Wisconsin legend. All right. It's like. It's like seeing bigfoot. You just walk through and, like, it is real. All right, so, Tom, that's a bad idea. Can you. It's a bad idea. Can you prove that you are the guy who gave us the salary? So that was a while ago. Okay. And I was a little tuned up. Okay. In the apartment, had some time to kill singing songs, Meet Friday, had a few drinks in me. Okay. And we were singing. You have a few drinks in you now. Oh, yeah. The I team is all over this. Yes. Paul, Dan, quickly. The. The email matches up to Tom's name. We got. We got an email from him years ago. It said, I'm the guy if you ever need me. And it matches up with this guy right now. Okay, let's confirm you. That's unfortunate. You ready to go? Yes, Marvin. Oh, no, I'm just ready like you are. Okay. Are you ready to give us acapella Celery on my phones? Celery, celery, celery, celery. You got to go all the way up. Tom. This has been a great mystery for us because we kept thinking, who is this guy? And how did you, you know, come about recording that song? Miller Lights, your sponsor. Yeah. And Milan Miller Light. I mean, that's about it. Yes. Well, you know, for the longest time, people would be like, we know that you doing it right. Saying, thinking was me. I would get all the time on social media. I'd get a hunt. We'd play it once. And I get 100 tweets, people being like, why don't you just admit that it's you? I don't understand why this is such a big mystery. And I'm like, I wish it was. It's awesome. But there you go. Well, you're entrenched in show history. So, Tom from Wisconsin, thank you for joining us. All right, Tom. I figure sports Emmy contributor to the show. I mean, I love it. I mean. Well, now we're asking you to leave, Tom. All right, Tom. Well done. Get out of here. Get out of here. Time to leave. Time to leave. Time to leave. We're awesome, and we're not tuned up. We haven't yet. Yeah, you're right about that. Okay, let's see. Todd, what'd you learn today? Marcus Spears says the physical toll of playing football has made him a bit mentally unstable. Seaton, what'd you learn today? Frank Kaladindo is working on his Todd impression and it's coming along nicely. Marvin, what did you Learn today? Matt LaFleur is a Hall of Famer. Yeah, Paulie, we had a line at 4:00am Todd, what did I learn today? Matt LaFleur says it's all about wearing many layers while trying to stay warm in Green Bay. What we learn is brought to you by the great folks at Miller Light. For 50 years, Miller Light has been the top pick for beer lovers. Since 1975, it's the original Light beer. Thanks again to this great audience that showed up this morning. Thank you. Best one this week. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Hope you join us tomorrow on the program for Fritzy, Marv Seton, Paulie, yours truly. This has been the Dan Patrick Show. Have yourself a great day everybody. You know, when you're really stressed or not feeling so great about your life or about yourself, talking to someone who understands can really help. But who is that person? How do you find them? Where do you even start? Talkspace. Talkspace makes it easy to get the support you need. With Talkspace, you can go online, answer a few questions about your preferences, and be matched with a therapist. 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