The Dan Patrick Show: Hour 3 – Choose Your Name Wisely with Frank Caliendo
Release Date: April 23, 2025
Host: Dan Patrick
Guest: Frank Caliendo
Introduction and Early Show Dynamics
The episode kicks off with Dan Patrick humorously recounting his early morning experience arriving at the studio. At [00:03], Dan shares an amusing anecdote about meeting Jimmy Lipper near the entrance:
Dan Patrick [00:03]: "This might be the only radio show where you get to urinate next to your favorite personality on the show."
Dan humorously navigates interactions with fans and co-hosts, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode. He reflects on the show's growth, mentioning the expansion from 27 radio stations to over 400 cities, attributing a significant boost to being picked up by Los Angeles for their morning drive time, which [00:05]:
Dan Patrick [00:05]: "If they're good enough for Los Angeles drive time, then they're good enough for us."
Introducing Frank Caliendo
At around [00:20], Dan introduces the episode's special guest, Frank Caliendo, a renowned comedian known for his exceptional impersonations:
Dan Patrick [00:20]: "Frank Caliendo will join us. Got to spend time with Frank last night, and he did a wonderful job. He's working on his Todd Fritz impersonation, and he did a wonderful job."
Dan praises Frank's ability to capture the essence of the characters he impersonates, highlighting his performance of Todd Fritz:
Dan Patrick [00:35]: "Frank nailed it. Perfectly."
Diving into Frank's Comedic Genius
The conversation delves into Frank's range of impressions, with Dan and co-hosts expressing admiration for his talent. Frank recounts his experience performing different voices, including a humorous take on Jon Gruden:
Frank Caliendo [01:15]: "He keeps saying, are you really like this? I go, yes. Yes, I am."
At [02:00], Frank discusses the challenges of perfecting certain impressions, such as Stephen A. Smith, and shares a memorable interaction with him:
Frank Caliendo [02:00]: "Stephen A. said, 'Do me a favor, don't ever, ever do me,' but later acknowledged my impression as the best Stephen A. Smith impression he's heard."
Dan appreciates the acknowledgment from Stephen A., reinforcing Frank's credibility as an impersonator:
Dan Patrick [02:20]: "It's cool when somebody acknowledges that. Even if... he said, me."
Listener Interactions and Impressions
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with listeners through phone calls, adding a personal touch to the show. One notable call from Jesse in Utah at [04:00] features a heartfelt birthday message intertwined with humorous banter:
Jesse [04:00]: "You and suck it, Seaton."
Dan Patrick [04:05]: "I take that as a badge of honor. I appreciate that."
Frank seamlessly integrates his impressions into these interactions, enhancing the comedic value. For instance, during the call, Frank mimics Jon Gruden's distinctive style:
Frank Caliendo [05:45]: "Oh, my goodness. It was wonderful."
Highlighting Frank's Signature Impressions
A significant portion of the episode focuses on Frank's ability to perform various impressions in context. Dan praises Frank's skill in making impressions feel natural within conversations:
Dan Patrick [10:15]: "What you do that makes you so brilliant is so wonderful. You do your impersonations in context."
Frank demonstrates his versatility by switching between different voices, exemplifying his talent with Stephen A. Smith and other personalities:
Frank Caliendo [12:30]: "This is the NBA on TNT." (mimicking a sports commentator)
Dan Patrick [12:35]: "That is a top-notch."
Behind-the-Scenes Humor and Impressions
The camaraderie between Dan, Frank, and the co-hosts shines through as they share behind-the-scenes stories and playful banter. Frank humorously describes his struggles with maintaining different impressions without overstepping:
Frank Caliendo [15:50]: "I try to stay away. I don't want to watch anybody because I will come across somebody once in a while and say, that's that person's really good."
Dan and the team appreciate Frank's dedication to his craft, acknowledging the fine balance he maintains between imitation and originality.
Concluding Insights and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Dan reflects on the dynamics of the show and the value Frank brings to it. He underscores the importance of authenticity and humor in connecting with the audience:
Dan Patrick [20:45]: "We are awesome, and we're not tuned up. We haven't yet."
Frank adds his perspective, highlighting the joy of making people laugh and the satisfaction derived from their positive feedback:
Frank Caliendo [21:10]: "It's really great. But to see you last night in true Dan Patrick form, it's like watching bad Santa."
Notable Quotes
- Dan Patrick [00:03]: "This might be the only radio show where you get to urinate next to your favorite personality on the show."
- Frank Caliendo [02:00]: "Stephen A. said, 'Do me a favor, don't ever, ever do me,' but later acknowledged my impression as the best Stephen A. Smith impression he's heard."
- Dan Patrick [10:15]: "What you do that makes you so brilliant is so wonderful. You do your impersonations in context."
- Frank Caliendo [21:10]: "It's really great. But to see you last night in true Dan Patrick form, it's like watching bad Santa."
Conclusion
The episode "Choose Your Name Wisely" featuring Frank Caliendo is a blend of insightful conversations, behind-the-scenes humor, and exemplary comedic performances. Frank's impressive range of impressions and his interactions with Dan and the co-hosts provide a delightful listening experience. The episode not only showcases Frank's talent but also emphasizes the strong rapport and chemistry that make "The Dan Patrick Show" a favorite among sports and entertainment enthusiasts.
Note: All timestamps are approximate and based on the provided transcript.