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Dan Patrick
You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio.
Covino
Terrible events for Mark Sanchez. Also, like we said, Thanksgiving provided the Leon Let incident. It provided the fake spike by Dan Marino. So, hey, happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy some football friends and family today.
Rich Davis
And it provided Rich in sweatpants this morning. He's getting ready. He's all ready to stuff his face.
Covino
Yeah, you know, you convinced me earlier. I'm going to put on pants when I get home.
Rich Davis
Oh, man. Isn't that awesome? Let's put pants, everybody, before we get.
Covino
To Dodgers, Yankees and your phone calls and some more NFL of course. And we'll go old school. Is it wise to make a little morning gym run this morning or.
Rich Davis
No, I'm going like, I'm going just to balance it out. But I know, I know my wife.
Covino
Is home already setting up for company to come over and all that. Like, is it selfish for me to be like, yeah, when I'm done with Dan Patrick, I'm gonna go to the gym for a half hour.
Rich Davis
Yeah, hit the gym if you can. That way you can have a few extra crescent rolls without the guilt. We're live from the Mercedes Benz studio.
Covino
Don't you sound like a little B saying that?
Rich Davis
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Covino
All right, two more quickie phone calls. Now. We're going to go old school. But the question, it was a two layer question. Do you see the Yankees of the 90s and the Dodgers of the 2000 and 20s as the same meaning? You could argue the Yankees spent a ton of money, but a guy like Cavino, Yankees fan, would argue Jeter, Posada, Bernie, Mo, Rivera, they're all homegrown. Where the Dodgers, Freeman, Ohtani, Mookie, now Snell. These are hired guns, but it's not like the Yankees didn't have Clemens and.
Rich Davis
Yeah, but fill the positions. Of course. That's it given. So they filled the positions. The other positions were great players. The Dodgers are just getting all great players. If you can't see the difference, you need to get glasses. Even this past World Series and I give. I tip my Yankees hat to the Dodgers. You won. You have a great squad. But I think we have to start hating on them a little bit because of what they're doing. They are the new evil empire. The Yankees weren't an evil empire. They just kept their players. But even this year, Judge Volpe, Wells, Torres, Cortez, Hill, Cabrera, Clark, Schmidt. These are all dudes that played every game for the Yankees against a bunch of superstars.
Covino
You left out and Soto for some.
Rich Davis
Reason because again, you have to fill.
Covino
The heart of your.
Rich Davis
You have to fill those positions. Of course you're going to get other stars. The Dodgers are filling their entire lineup with other stars. You don't see that difference?
Covino
I don't.
Dan Patrick
Give me a breakup. So dude, Will Smith, Walker, Bueller, Andy Pa has Gavin Lux, Bobby Miller, Gavin Stone. None of those guys count.
Covino
Bueller coming back to Will Smith.
Rich Davis
Bueller and Will. Will Smith are the only two factors of those. Of the. Of those people.
Dan Patrick
This team and they famously have.
Covino
And they're getting more.
Dan Patrick
That's why best farm system, Covino. That's what you're missing.
Covino
Yeah, but you don't keep them.
Rich Davis
So it's like you're winning with other superstars. So there is a difference.
Dan Patrick
So you don't like a really smart front office because they use farm system pieces. You always want to improve.
Rich Davis
I'm saying when you're getting Blake Snell and you're still in the market for Soto, you're really becoming an evil empire. The Yankees were not that in the 90s.
Dan Patrick
Sounds like jealousy.
Covino
Oh, no, no, no.
Rich Davis
You can't hate on it. I'm not hating on it, but I'm saying maybe we should.
Covino
By the way, today at Thanksgiving, don't pass Aaron Judge the stuffing. He might draw. But Alex and Boise. What's up?
Rich Davis
So bad.
Covino
What's up, buddy?
Dan Patrick
Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, guys. And good to talk to you again.
Covino
Absolutely.
Dan Patrick
Hey, I can kind of understand what you're saying that the Dodgers were like that, the evil empire. But let's think about that. Back in the day they had Corey Seager, Cody Bellinger back to back, rookie of the years, and we got done over by Houston, you know, in the cheating scandal. Now we're just Paying it forward and doing what we got to do to win them chips.
Rich Davis
I like that because.
Dan Patrick
Because from a guy from la, I don't see nothing wrong with that. We always. We always got to bring in the talent. They shine to us like. Like, no, nothing else.
Rich Davis
Los Angeles is made for the stars. That is such a great point. And you did get hosted by the Astro Astros, so I could see you guys wanting blood and going out for revenge. I. I get it, but let's call it what it is. It's becoming a little ridiculous because they're going to want to go there and play and win. Look, if I was Juan Soto, honestly, I'd be like, yo, if I go to the Dodgers, I'm guaranteeing myself another World World Series because they're already a great team. I'm just going to make it better.
Covino
It's a desirable place to live. It's a desirable team to play for. It is getting a little ridiculous. Wrapped us up. Andy in Rhode Island, Cavino and Rich. What's up, Andy? Hey, Paisanos. How you guys doing? We're good, man. What's up? Hey, No, I was just actually calling, you know, just give thanks to you guys. You know, you guys always providing good content on the radio. A lot of people tune in from the west coast to the east coast. And, you know, I definitely enjoy the show a lot. And I'm glad that, you know, you guys are on the early spot this morning because normally so in, you know, the 2 to 5. Well, 2 to 4, I should say on the other side, but nonetheless, you know, just thankful again and, you know, thanks to my family and, you know, just hopefully you guys feel thankful this morning, too, for everything y'all got. Absolutely, man.
Rich Davis
Appreciate that, man.
Covino
A day of thanks. A day of sitting back and realizing what we all have. Right? And by the way, Andy, I appreciate that. And when we fill in for Dan Patrick, I love being on radio stations that we're not on during the afternoon because we might have other shows.
Rich Davis
Why don't they just get us on?
Covino
We tell, like, LA. I'll be on 570 when we're in for DP.
Rich Davis
I think they should have us.
Covino
Yeah, I'd be.
Rich Davis
I'd be extra thankful.
Covino
No diggity. No doubt. All right, let's go old school. We do this every Thursday. Let's do it.
Rich Davis
If there's a certain.
Covino
Yay.
Dan Patrick
What we gonna do right here is.
Covino
Go back.
Rich Davis
Back into time.
Dan Patrick
Throwing it back for a Thursday, old school. When 50 hits at 50 after cnr. Give you the Time capsule topic. And we reminisce together.
Rich Davis
Yeah. All right. Again, you heard it. We do it every Thursday our regular time. Like Andy said, 2 to 4 on the west, 5 to 7 on the east. Or just search Covino and Rich, be a part of it. Wherever you stream your podcast, we appreciate it. In for DP, we go old school when 50 hits on the clock. But we ran late because we're debating about the Dodgers and Yankees. And you could still continue at Covino. Enriched. Last night used to be deemed the biggest party night of the year. But as Rich established on our Patreon show, a lot of young people don't even go out. They don't meet at the bar. Why go out and overpay for drinks when you could just meet people on apps and websites?
Covino
Clubs and bars are struggling a little bit because the younger generation is like, why am I going to spend all that money? And they just, you know, start swiping and they randomly meet up for booty.
Rich Davis
But I still think, based on some graphs I saw, too, that last night, Wednesday night, the biggest party night of the year. Still Blackout Wednesday. Yeah. One of the biggest drinking nights of the year. So even if you stayed home, home, people are like, yeah, tomorrow's Thanksgiving. I'm boozing, watching the Penguin, or whatever you did last.
Covino
I'll be honest. Did you say the Penguin?
Rich Davis
Oh, yeah, you got a white car.
Dan Patrick
Here we go.
Rich Davis
Yeah, the Penguin.
Covino
Yeah. You know, life isn't set up for guys like me and you.
Rich Davis
Not set up for guys like you and me.
Covino
Vic. Got a white car.
Rich Davis
Get your hands dy.
Dan Patrick
How about that ending, Rich? You want me to tell you about it?
Covino
No, I'm up to episode six, the Penguin. Well, I'm telling you, Penguin and Man on the Inside with Ted Danson on Netflix. Two great shows to check out. Anyway, we're gonna take over the city. When you talk about going old school, especially said on that Wednesday, that was the night where everyone did get a little tipsy. Well, tipsy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rich Davis
Go out to the local bar, the local haunt, catch up with some old friends, try to hook up with that. That chick who used to be real hot in high school. She's not as hot as she used to be, so now you have a chance.
Covino
That's true.
Rich Davis
But even if you didn't go out last night, they still say it's the biggest drinking night of the year. And that probably carries into today and the rest of the weekend, right? It's a holiday weekend. Fair enough. So that got us thinking old school. In 50 hits. Some of those embarrassing moments, it could be you could be a family member. Time to come clean and confess and tell us your story of when someone in your family, like I said, maybe it was you, did something stupid, said something stupid, embarrassed themselves in an alcohol induced incident.
Covino
I have two personal stories. I'll leave out names so that no one's humiliated.
Rich Davis
Maybe it was an embarrassing conflict. But let us know. 877. 99 on Fox.
Covino
Those family fights and we're not even getting into like the life and political fights I'm sure that are going to happen at dinner tables tonight.
Rich Davis
Yeah, you know what, let's do a service and remind everybody. Don't even bring it up. But that's why alcohol is usually the reason why it still comes out. You know these things. Don't bring it up.
Covino
That's why President Trump does. Stop it. Either way, don't say anything. So here's the two stories that come to mind for me. I got two quickies and we'll take your feedback. Those drunk, embarrassing family holiday moments. One of my exes, her parents didn't talk to a whole side of the family. And I'm like, why not? Apparently they went to a holiday dinner and it was raining out. And this is ridiculous. They knock on the front door and the rain, like, let us in, we're here. And like the guy that was hosting was buzzing. He opened the front door, he's like, yeah, I don't want your feet wet in the house. Walk around to the back door. And like, it's raining. The fact that this drunk guy made the family walk around to the other door, they hadn't talked in 20 years.
Rich Davis
That's it. We're never coming here again. Well, you know what? It is too. This is an east coast story. Right.
Covino
Made us walk to the back door. What does he think he is? And I was like, wait, so your parents don't talk to that whole side of your family because your uncle was drunk and he made people walk around the side? Yep.
Rich Davis
I'm not saying it's just an east coast thing. I'm sure this happens all over, but especially in the East Coast. A lot of families don't use their front door. They'll use the side door. Yeah, right, because you park your car or whatever, you come through the back. But it's a holiday. This dude's. But instead of just letting them in, it's raining out.
Covino
No. Yeah.
Rich Davis
Back door only her.
Covino
And the other story is, I wish I could say who it is because I really don't care. But I'll just say a family member's wife. Okay. A family member's wife.
Rich Davis
Okay.
Covino
Got really drunk.
Rich Davis
Oh, yes.
Covino
Juicy got really drunk, uncharacteristically, and started telling the family, you know, when I broke up with our family member.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Covino
In college.
Rich Davis
Okay. So now she's like calling out your family member in public.
Covino
Yeah. So this is. This is. This is a call out.
Rich Davis
You know, when we broke up, she.
Covino
Was a relative of mine's wife.
Rich Davis
Okay.
Covino
You know, when we first started dating in college, you know, we broke up for a while, and I think everyone's like, oh, yeah, you guys did break up for a while. She says out loud. I don't know if he knows, but I slept with three of his roommates.
Rich Davis
Oh, my God. Is that when you take an extra bite of stuffing past the. Past the candied yams place?
Covino
That's when I remember. You know when you make eye contact with your wife and you're like.
Rich Davis
Did she do.
Covino
She begged all his roommates.
Rich Davis
I'm thankful for this story right now.
Covino
I was like, please keep going.
Rich Davis
How embarrassing for your family member to be thrown under the bus like that in a drunken moment. But I love that.
Covino
I remember later that night pulling aside my sister and being like, yo, did she say what I think I heard her say? Oh, yeah.
Rich Davis
Our buddy anchor hit me up at Covino and Rich at Steve Covino at Rich Davis. And he sent me a video. He's like, this happens a lot, right? There's always. It's true. No family's immune to that. One person could be like an in law, could be, you know, one of the others. I call them the others. You know how everybody has, like, freaky family members, they show up around holiday time, they make an ass of themselves, they drink a little too much. Everybody has these stories. No, he sent me a video.
Covino
His cousin Dave passed out in the family room. Yes, exactly.
Rich Davis
No one's above it, guys. So that's why this is funny. He sent me a video of this little girl's quinceanera. And it's this girl's special moment. It's like a sweet sixteen. Fox Sports Radio Nation. Right? And you see this girl, she's about to do her little dance routine, and you see the drunk Dio el Borracho stumbling in in the middle of the dance floor, and you're like, oh, no, this is bad. And then he falls on her and collapses right there in the middle of the dance floor at her special birthday party. It's so embarrassing.
Covino
Sounds like Sounds like a scene out of A Star is Born with Lady Gaga.
Rich Davis
But I feel like I've seen something like that in my life. Right.
Covino
With Bob and La Bamba. Yeah.
Rich Davis
So your, your drunken family moments that you could look back and sort of laugh at. And there's one that comes to mind for me, the one I just described was a video I saw. I'll never forget. It was. It was a wedding. Right. And again, you know, people are boozing and schmoozing. It's a wedding, so fair game. And this stuff happens. That's life. I remember we're at a wedding, family wedding. And one of the drunk cousins. Drunk deals. One of my uncles had just a little too much. And you know, he's wearing his suit and cummerbund. He's part of the wedding, dude. Sure enough like ties around his head. You know, when it ties around the head, that's a great indicator that maybe he's boozing a little too. Like, remember Greg Olsen at McCaffrey's wedding?
Covino
Remember that? If you look like Greg Olsen at McCaffrey's wedding, if you've never seen. Slow down.
Rich Davis
If you've never seen the photo or you don't know the reference, look it up. His hair's all messed up.
Covino
He looks like you want to invite him to your wedding.
Chelsea Handler
Right?
Rich Davis
Right. He looks like he was partying a little too hard at their wedding. Anyway, drunk uncle has the tie around his head and by the end of the song, that's pretty much all he was wearing because he started doing a strip tease and embarrassing the bride and groom. Like, somebody stop this guy. There's like a slow motion nightmare where everyone's like just watching and he's trying, he's just trying to, I don't know, put on a show for everybody. But he drank too much. He's like, oh, no. But looking back at those.
Covino
Oh, he thought he was magic. Miguel.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Covino
Your uncle.
Rich Davis
Oh my goodness. What is going on right now?
Covino
So if you got any embarrassing drunk family holiday stories.
Rich Davis
But it sounds funny, but the bride was like not happy about it.
Covino
She probably mortified.
Rich Davis
Exactly.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. I have a brother in law who likes to tip it back. Any family function I've been at now with my wifey's family, we know, like, okay, this guy's going to invade your personal space. Oh, he's going to smell like burger talker.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Covino
Well, you're going to get some of his spit on your lip like that, that, yeah, that type of close talker.
Dan Patrick
We got married in Hawaii a couple Years back, in the dinner, the night before the wedding, he shook things up. He walks in wasted, and this is the first time my family is meeting him. He gets right in their face. He's just causing a scene. The waitress comes over. We're near the bar, and he. He calls her over. He's like, give me another one. And he says, and this guy's getting married tomorrow. Give him a lap dance right now.
Rich Davis
Give him a lap dance.
Covino
To the waitress.
Dan Patrick
To the waitress thinking.
Rich Davis
Embarrassing.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. So drunk, he thought we were at a strip club. He kept. He kept harassing the waitress to give me lap dances. Finally, he sees that nobody wants him there. He stumbles out. But we see him at the. What's the desk called? When you first walk into the reception area. Yeah. And he's talking to the girl and stuff when we see him stumble out. Turns out he paid the bill for the whole dinner before he left.
Covino
Oh, so he made up for being a drunk. If you're going to be a drunk.
Dan Patrick
Buffoon, pay the bill in a drunken stupor. He paid the bill before he left.
Rich Davis
So, yeah. Drunken kindness. I like how it ends. It was a great story. He would have never did that sober.
Dan Patrick
A crazy drunk moment with a happy ending.
Rich Davis
I love that.
Covino
It's. I've had drunk moments with happy endings. This guy, by the way you talk about the. The guy acted a fool. Reminds me of a wedding singer. Steve Buscemi.
Rich Davis
Oh, it's the best.
Covino
That might be the best scene. Better man. One last quickie and then we'll get back to NFL and a couple of your stories. The phones are all hot.
Rich Davis
I got what to pop. What does he say? I got feelings.
Covino
I got feelings, too.
Rich Davis
I got feelings, too, Pop. Best man, better man, Steve Buscemi. So again, look, the reminder is don't be this guy tonight. And don't be embarrassed either, because it happens to everybody.
Covino
Can I tell you something?
Rich Davis
Every family, all the time, everywhere, these moments happen. It's a part of life. If you could look back and laugh, that's what it's all about.
Covino
Not. Not so much embarrassing. But just a reminder. Can I give everyone a reminder as state by state? You know, marijuana is more legal in most places, so it's not a taboo conversation anymore. When I first met my wife, I went to her family's house for Thanksgiving. So this is a Thanksgiving story.
Rich Davis
Oh, wow.
Covino
Oh, you want to hear the turkey song? So one of my wife's family members, before dinner, pulls me aside to get to know me, like, oh, you're Sarah's new boyfriend. And I'm just trying to fit in with her family down in Texas. They pull me in the backyard, the family member lights up and starts smoking and they you want. Hey, come on.
Rich Davis
Yeah. What are you gonna do? Say no?
Covino
So, you know, bonding moment, being like, I want to fit in.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Covino
I'm not like, I'm no prude. I'm like, yeah, sure.
Rich Davis
It's like, you can't, but you must.
Covino
Whatever strain of whatever I took a little of. I sat down at the dinner table, Danny, and it was one of those everything anyone said. I thought they were like Dave Chappelle. I thought they were like Seinfeld. I I was, I was in giggle mode. Like, my wife's mom was like, past the potatoes. I'm like, potatoes, potatoes. And I had to excuse myself, go to the bathroom and like splash water in my face like, potatoes. I was like, compose yourself.
Rich Davis
She said, potatoes.
Covino
Compose you yourself, you idiot. Like, I remember having potatoes.
Rich Davis
One of those funny words.
Covino
Say that out loud. Potato. Yeah, it was ridiculous. So we've all had them.
Rich Davis
That's really funny, though.
Covino
So your feedback, your calls, and of course, more NFL Fun Thanksgiving. We'll go over today's games and of course, a little peek at Week 13 of the NFL. More Covino and Rich and for Dan Patrick next. Hey, order up.
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Covino
Hey guys, this is Matt Jones. Drew Franklin from the Fade. This podcast, we got a great episode coming up. Picks in all the sports, football, basketball, we do them all. But here's a preview of this week's episode. I'm the Cowboys. I mean, they're already a circus.
Rich Davis
They need to fix their the sun coming in their window before they start worrying about.
Covino
I like how Jerry was like, what do you want me to do back, son? Sun's just up there. It ain't like I can do nothing about it. It's just up there. It's just your son. What are you supposed to do?
Rich Davis
There's a moon too.
Covino
Hey, sun's upper. You think? Ain't gonna be sun. And then they're like, well, why don't you, you know, put up a curtain? What? Well, it's still the sun.
Rich Davis
Well, you're all pro. Receiver has his hands in the air with the ball coming at him. Because he can't see. Just admit you didn't do a great job designing that.
Covino
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Dan Patrick
Select letter reading.
Covino
Greg Allen hit us up with a funny meme. You know the picture where Libby Dunn's all excited and Paul Skeens is like emotionless. When he won Rookie of the year. Yeah, it said Dodgers fans, Livy Dunn, Paul Skeens, rest of mlb.
Rich Davis
Oh yeah, for sure.
Covino
I wouldn't be surprised.
Rich Davis
The Dodgers tried to get Paul skiing. They're trying to get everybody right now. So anyway, we debated that. If you missed anything, scuba and skins.
Covino
To the Dodgers hit us up exactly.
Rich Davis
At Covino and Rich at Fox Sports Radio.
Dan Patrick
Now you heard the breaking news too, right?
Rich Davis
Oh, no. What?
Dan Patrick
The Dodgers have just signed the rematch for Tyson Paul.
Covino
I knew it.
Rich Davis
I knew it.
Covino
They're signing everything.
Rich Davis
By the way, that is a rumor. There's a rumor that his Excellency Turkey Al Sheikh, the guy who puts on all these fights in Saudi Arabia, the guy with endless amounts of money like your Dodgers, there's a rumor that he wants to pay. I don't know if there's any truth. This a rumor, online rumor, which means probably not true. But I've seen this smoke before and it turned out to be real. He wants to pay Mike Tyson $800 million for the rematch. Jake Paul with no script is what they're saying. No script and no rules and of uppercuts and 14 ounce gloves and things like that.
Covino
So many of those things were rumors, right? Like, you know, Jake Paul's promotion company came out and said there's nothing fixed about it. That would be illegal.
Rich Davis
And I don't believe it was fixed. I'm just telling you what they're saying or what's going on. And the real story is Ryan Garcia is also calling out Jake Paul because he can't fight for another year. So he's taking on these exhibition fights. He fights in December and he's fighting Ampo in December, the guy that beat Pacquiao in an exhibition. But he said he wants Jake Paul next and he vows to end his career.
Covino
That'd be a lot of fun.
Rich Davis
But yeah, hey, there's a lot of money out there, so maybe we'll see some bigger fights as a result. Now, thank you guys for your phone calls and all your feedback at Covino and Rich.
Covino
And if you have any more drunk family stories.
Rich Davis
Oh, yeah, please we got hit up.
Covino
By a lot of people.
Rich Davis
We'll take those throughout the day.
Covino
I have a question for you. Being that today is all about family, world ain't set up for guys like you and me, Vic. When you're thinking about your family, the people closest to you, how about a father, son, prime time, Deion Sanders and Shadow Sanders. This little moment in time where the last season or so Colorado was so relevant for the first time in maybe our lifetime. Right.
Rich Davis
Had me tuned in, Danny.
Covino
It's fair to say, first time Colorado was that relevant in college football for a long time.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Covino
Where do you see the fate of both of these men going? Do you think father and son will both be in the NFL next year? And if so, same place, different place is primetime. Deion Sanders, a possible coach for the Dallas Cowboys. Are the Raiders eyeing up his son? Like, where do you see.
Rich Davis
I think, yeah, I think they're a package deal.
Covino
Where do you see the Sanders essentially in 2025? Because they're sitting at that Thanksgiving table today, happily hanging in Colorado. But I feel like that is a. That we're going to look back and be like, hey, remember when, remember in Colorado had some buzz? Travis, Hunter, Shador and Dion, like, to me, next year that all changes.
Rich Davis
I think wherever Dion goes, his son goes.
Covino
How do you orchestrate that? It's not LeBron and his son. I don't think it could be that easy.
Rich Davis
I just think he pulls those strings.
Dan Patrick
Well, if you want to believe what Deion says. I'm not sure how much of this he's being honest about, but he says this is where his relationship ends as far as bringing his son all the way to the top. Like, you go your direction, make a name for yourself in the NFL. I don't need to be a part of that. But then, on the other hand, Ice Cube was interviewing Deion Sanders last week and threw out the idea of both of them coming to Las Vegas. And Deion smiled and shook his hand. And so the body language was like, yeah, because I could be down.
Rich Davis
I saw that. Yeah. So that's where I'm coming from. Like, I think that's a strong possibility. Because even though I believe what you're saying, I believe what he says. Hey, he's his own man, and this is where it ends. That doesn't mean you deny that opportunity, too. If it was positioned to you now, if it was proposed.
Covino
I'm not saying it can't work. I'm not saying it's a good idea or bad idea. Maybe you will I'm, I'm not, I'm not avoiding a tough stance on this, but father son combos, working together in pro sports. I immediately think of Doc Rivers and Austin Rivers. I think of. I mean, they were both players. So you could say, you know, the Griffeys. You could say LeBron and his son. And now, you know, he's in the G League. Is it awkward to think Deion would coach his rookie son in the NFL? That just seems. That doesn't seem right. I don't know, it just. It seems like the dynamic.
Rich Davis
Fine. I'm a fight fan.
Covino
How often do you see the trainer as the guy?
Rich Davis
I mean, it's a lot.
Covino
That's an individual sport. I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Rich Davis
Like, what's the dynamic if he's the head coach? There's still quarterback coaches, offensive coaches, defensive coordinators, defensive coaches. Like, you're still. You know what I mean? They're still playing under different coaches.
Covino
I think we look past it when it's Colorado and it's like, yo, prime time legend is coaching a college. That was trash. He turned the program around. But if it's the Raiders or the Cowboys or a team with legacy in history, is it almost. Even though it's primetime, Deion Sanders, and clearly his son has shown sparks of talent for sure. Is it a little too Gimmicky for the NFL to do their version of.
Rich Davis
LeBron and Bronny after the LeBron and Bronnie thing?
Covino
Or is that the buzz? A team like the. The Raiders in Vegas?
Dan Patrick
I mean, there's a big difference though. Cause you got a potentially a number one, you right draft pick.
Covino
That's true.
Dan Patrick
And you're comparing him to a player that belongs in the G League.
Covino
You're right. Shador and Ronnie, not same category. Fair. I'm just saying, is that too circusy for the NFL or is that just what a team like the Raiders would need? If all of a sudden Tom Brady, you know, and the ownership and management and all the Raiders front office get together and say, yo, we're in Vegas. This team has been a bottom dweller for some years now.
Rich Davis
I think what Deion Sanders said, it holds a lot of weight. Like if it doesn't happen, then it doesn't. I'm not getting in the way of that. But if it does, then that's great. I think that'd be highly marketable. I don't think that's cheesy or corny in any way. Like, there's a good chance they if it didn't happen now, that it could happen in the future anyway, if they both are in the NFL.
Covino
If you look at Mark Davis right now.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Covino
Clearly when he's trotting Tom Brady around the hallways, it's almost like he's showing off, like, his hot girlfriend. He loves it. You've seen the videos. Like when Mark Davis is with Tom Brady.
Rich Davis
Yeah.
Covino
I mean, he's got to sit down. I don't think he's, you know, wearing a sweater around his pants.
Rich Davis
You want your wife or girlfriend to look at you the way Davis looks at Tom Brady.
Covino
So I'm saying you add other high profile, cool, you know, guys with swag like prime time and draft his son. Is that the vibe? I ask you, Danny, you're the Raiders fan.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Covino
Would that make you and Raiders nation thrilled? Or there'd be a lot of like, oh, come on, what's with this gimmick? Deion and his kid? Or is that a totally welcome scenario in Vegas?
Dan Patrick
I mean, you mentioned, you said bottom dwellers, but they did make the playoffs in 2016 and 2021, which wasn't that long ago. But they are wildly inconsistent. One season and one game, they'll look great, and they come out with so much energy and so much effort. And then the next game, like when they had their home opener this past season in Vegas against the Panthers, they'll come out completely flat and look like the worst team in the NFL. So what they need is stability, Rich. And yeah, a guy like Deion Sanders could definitely bring that to a team.
Covino
Does Deion keep the silver beard? So it's silver and black, silver look.
Rich Davis
So it's appropriate if he does.
Covino
Yeah. My thought is, in the AFC west, you need to do something to make noise because the Chiefs are not going anywhere. Yeah, they're getting older, but they could very well. 3 Pete. This year, the Chiefs are a dynasty. Then you got Harbaugh, who changed the culture in Los Angeles, or the Chargers. They're headed to the postseason, likely the Denver Broncos. Sean Payton, at first it was like, oh, what a mistake. Now it looks like, oh, he just needed a year to get it together. You're in a division that is highly competitive. I think the Raiders need to do something a little high profile and maybe even a little gimmicky and flashy. And I think Raiders, Vegas. Doesn't that. Doesn't that reek of, like, Deion and his son? If they could pull that off, gimmicky.
Rich Davis
And flashy, I don't think we'd be thinking that at all. If we hadn't dealt with the whole LeBron situation and how poorly it was sort of handled or viewed by the public.
Dan Patrick
Right.
Rich Davis
Like, come on.
Covino
It's unfair. It's unfair for me to compare Bronny to a potential top draft pick.
Rich Davis
I'm not saying you're comparing it, but it's that moment and that feeling we got from watching it, which is why it feels gimmicky, when in fact, I don't think it would be gimmicky at all. You got two superstars who wouldn't welcome that to their franchise. You know, I think you're just basing that on the feeling we were left with with the LeBron James, Bronny James situation.
Covino
And I know they're different.
Rich Davis
Still a sweet situation and scenario, and I'm glad we got to see it. But if that didn't exist and it was just Deion Sanders and his son right now, you'd just be pumped about it, period.
Dan Patrick
Rich, I feel like this would be More so if LeBron's son was Dalton Connect, an upcoming star in the professional.
Covino
Who, by the way, is looking great. Huh? He looks like the steal of the draft.
Dan Patrick
He was great again last night. So, yeah, there's a. There's a bit of a difference here. You don't want to sideshow, but to Covino's point, this could work. And to your point, in Vegas, that is a city where they need things for billboards there, because this is going to run out really fast. We already see way too many colors of the opposing teams in the stands. Mark Davis is going to lose a hold on what he's trying to build there if he doesn't turn the ship around quickly.
Covino
I think in a highly competitive division, in a highly competitive NFL, I think there's a different layer here, because while I'm not comparing it to LeBron and Bronny and Griffey and Griffey Jr. It's. It's harder to get two players on the same team. If the Raiders could somehow get that pick one or pick two and get Shador, then signing a coach, that's up to you, so you don't have to. It's not as tricky as what I'm saying. If the. I mean, the Cowboys signed Dak, so that's not going to happen. But I'm thinking where Deion could land or who would want Dion. That's. That's a signing. That's not. You have to hope it happens in the draft. If you're the Raiders and you have pick one or two. You're going to get Shador Sanders if.
Dan Patrick
You want him and he wants Vegas. And then, you know, he trains with Tom Brady during the off season.
Covino
And you see, he's like, Tom Brady's like an uncle to him.
Dan Patrick
Yes. And then after every, by the way, I forgot, after every Raider loss this season, he has tweeted out the praying hand saying thank God, because he wants to be drafted in Vegas.
Rich Davis
That's why, you know, I forgot the whole, I mean, now that you mentioned that, of course I remember the relationship, but that's just another, like, solid reason as to why that's a possibility. So I forgot about the.
Covino
When you talk about all the great storylines in the NFL and we, we talk about this frequently, how the NFL continues to just deliver. It's what the NBA is missing now. We talk about NBA ratings going down. They're, they're missing storylines. You know, it's, it's, it's lost a little, little swag, little fl. Little flavor. Whatever's going on in the NBA, the NFL, what a great storyline that would be next year. And again can be all pipe dreams and never happen at all. But if somehow the Raiders, who. The worst thing for the Raiders is irrelevance because the Raiders are a really historic franchise. I mean, every kid had their damn starter jacket. Marcus Allen, even before that, Jim Plunkett and John Madden. They have an organization that was one of the coolest. Right.
Rich Davis
Did you forget Bo Jackson And Bo Jackson? Bo Jackson, yeah. This could be the coolest story since Yogi and Dale berra in the 80s.
Covino
It really could, it could bring, it could bring the Raiders back to their coolest moment since maybe when they had Tim Brown and Jerry Rice and, you know, like, the Raiders haven't felt relevant to me in a while. And talk about relevant, if you had Dion and his kid, I'm not saying it's going to happen, but, man, that would be pretty cool.
Rich Davis
I think so. Yeah. I don't think there's anything, there's flash there because Dion comes with flash, but I don't think it's cheesy at all.
Covino
It's also Las Vegas, the city of flash.
Rich Davis
That's what I mean. I think it's, I think it's a good vibe.
Covino
Your thoughts at Covino Rich, 87799 on Fox. And coming up, we'll go over all three games today and tomorrow's Black Friday game, maybe make some picks draftkings code. See our show. We'll do that next right here in the Great. Dan, Patrick Covino and Richard hey, come on in.
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Covino
Up that prime time. Deion Sanders. Shador Sanders. What if they both ended up with the Raiders? Vegas Flashy great storyline. Danny G. Had some feelings for Antonio Pierce. Like what about poor? I'm like sometimes it just doesn't work out. Right. I mean like even with injuries, sometimes people fall on the sword. Right? It happens.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. I feel like rich with your Niners this season. Everybody brings up the injuries, you know. Oh, but the injuries, the injuries. When you're a team that's struggling like the Raiders, nobody brings up the dozen starters that are out for them with really bad injuries.
Covino
Yeah. No. People. People do sort of ignore that. And I said no one in the world of Sports, you never get downgraded. Like, I'm like, what about if Antonio Pierce. They said stay on board, but just in a different position. You don't make a head coach. You just don't do it. You clean shop, you just clean house.
Dan Patrick
But we could see Antonio Pierce maybe going and being a top defensive coordinator.
Covino
Maybe 49ers, 49ers, I think they need.
Dan Patrick
You know, to a contender possibly. I mean, we know he's a great coach and a former player who balled out and brought some boom, as you guys say, to the team the second half of last season. He just had really bad luck with Gardner Minshew and his choice for OC and, you know, I hope he rides off into the sunset. We'll see what Mark Davis decides to do with ap.
Covino
Now, before he got out of here, I did want to talk about TUA in the Snow, which is not a new Jason Kelsey song.
Rich Davis
Okay. Might be, though, just to make it.
Covino
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Rich Davis
Yeah. Tua's been balling.
Covino
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Rich Davis
Never wins in the cold, that sort of thing.
Covino
Like, before I get to the TUA stats, when you see, like, you know, the Yankees, you know, are 12 and 31 in day games following a night game, I'm like, I never liked those trends where, like, these teams historically are blank and blank against each other. Different personnel, different teams, different everything. Like when the 49ers played the Chiefs in the Super bowl four years apart, the rosters were so different. I don't think you can make these comparisons. But a lot of the talk today is Tua struggling in cold weather games. He's.07 in games where the temperature is 45 degrees or lower, and he's posted just a 71 passer rating in those games.
Rich Davis
Well, I do want to point out the difference, though. We're talking about one player and his habits, right?
Covino
Versus, like a team I know versus.
Rich Davis
A team and their historical stats. And there's a difference there. But I'm with you. I don't necessarily buy into these things either. I think that is coincidence. There's so many people that have this stance of there's no such thing as coincidence. I'm like, yes, there is. I Think these are just coincidences a.
Covino
Lot of times, like do you really think. Because I don't. I'm telling you right now when people would say remember the narrative for years was any prime time game, you know Kirk Cousins was going to fail. I never bought into that. I just thought it was like unfortunately some of those prime time games he played better teams and even he may have put up good numbers, but his team lost. I hate these. I feel like they're BS stats and I love for TUA tonight to prove everyone wrong. I'm not saying I'm throwing my cash money on the Dolphins, but Owen, seven cold weather games, he's a Hawaiian kid that played in Alabama, you know, to me means nothing.
Rich Davis
I don't buy into it either. When Rich and I agree, it's a fact, it makes sense. Oh, he's a warm weather kid, he doesn't like the cold. I get all that. But if he does light it up today, that shows you he's on a hot streak and that it's all been a coincidence. There's nothing to it. There's no juice to it. But people always love to throw those stats out there.
Covino
And while the packers are certainly trying to keep pace in their division with the Vikings, I don't know if anyone's going to catch the Lions, but they're trying to keep pace. Right. You know you will. I think all three of those teams are playoff locks, right? You got Lions, Vikings, Packers. Packers want to win tonight, but I feel like tonight there is a. Not desperation. But the Dolphins need to win if they really want to be possibly in the playoff mix because they're 5 and 6. That last wild card spot right now is the 7 and 5 Broncos and.
Rich Davis
I guess, yeah, Giants, Dallas, you're probably going to have that on the background as you prepare your fixings. And tomorrow, don't forget tomorrow's game because it's getting late. Rich, Raiders at the Chiefs.
Covino
Raiders better want to keep losing if they want that Sanders scenario to come true.
Rich Davis
Exactly.
Covino
So hey, have a great Thanksgiving. Enjoy all three of your NFL games today. We'll see. Maybe Caleb Williams brings a little fun on Thanksgiving a little bit. But enjoy all your games. We'll see you next time at Covino and Rich.
Rich Davis
Obino and Rich. We'll be back on Monday, 5 to 7 on the east, 2 to 4 out here on the west side.
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The Dan Patrick Show Episode: Hour 3 - C&R in for DP.. The Sanders Take Vegas? Release Date: November 28, 2024
As Thanksgiving approaches, hosts Rich Davis and Covino kick off the episode with light-hearted banter about holiday preparations and the inevitable indulgences that come with the season. Rich humorously mentions his readiness to "stuff his face" in sweatpants, prompting Covino to vow to wear actual pants—highlighting the camaraderie and relaxed atmosphere of the show.
Key Discussion: Yankees vs. Dodgers The conversation swiftly shifts to a heated debate comparing the New York Yankees of the '90s and the Los Angeles Dodgers of the 2020s. Covino argues that the Dodgers' strategy of acquiring "hired guns" contrasts with the Yankees’ focus on developing homegrown talent like Jeter and Rivera.
Notable Quote:
"If you can't see the difference, you need to get glasses." – Rich Davis [05:10]
Rich emphasizes the Dodgers' aggressive roster building, suggesting they have become the "new evil empire" in contrast to the more tradition-driven Yankees.
Embracing the holiday spirit, Davis and Covino delve into a segment where listeners share their most embarrassing drunken moments during family gatherings. This segment is both humorous and relatable, touching on the universal experience of holiday mishaps.
Highlighted Stories:
Covino's Ex: A tale of family tensions exacerbated by a drunken relative who refused to let them in through the front door during a rainstorm, leading to lasting discord.
Quote:
"This dude made the family walk around to the back door. They hadn't talked in 20 years." – Covino [13:29]
Dan Patrick's Brother-in-Law: Dan recounts a wedding incident where his in-law, in a drunken stupor, demanded a lap dance from a waitress, eventually paying off the dinner bill in an act of drunken generosity.
Quote:
"He thought we were at a strip club. He kept harassing the waitress to give me lap dances." – Dan Patrick [19:27]
Covino adds his own story about trying to fit in with his wife's family by partaking in smoking, leading to awkward interactions at the dinner table.
Takeaway: The hosts remind listeners to approach family gatherings with humor and restraint, acknowledging that such moments, while embarrassing, are part of the festive chaos.
A significant portion of the episode centers on Deion Sanders and his son Shador Sanders, exploring their impact on the NFL and the speculative possibility of them both joining the Las Vegas Raiders.
Key Points:
Deion Sanders' Coaching Success: Covino and Davis discuss Deion’s transformative role as a coach, particularly at Colorado, and ponder whether his influence could rejuvenate the Raiders franchise.
Quote:
"Los Angeles is made for the stars. That is such a great point." – Rich Davis [07:36]
Shador Sanders' Prospects: The discussion shifts to Shador's potential in the NFL, debating whether father and son could team up without the setup feeling gimmicky, unlike high-profile NBA father-son pairings.
Quote:
"Father-son combos, working together in pro sports... Is it a little too Gimmicky for the NFL?" – Covino [31:45]
Raiders' Strategic Needs: The hosts analyze the Raiders' inconsistent performance and suggest that Deion's leadership could bring much-needed stability and flair to the team, aligning with Las Vegas's flashy culture.
Quote:
"If somehow the Raiders could get that pick one or pick two and get Shador Sanders along with signing Deion, that would be the coolest storyline since Yogi and Dale Berra." – Rich Davis [39:15]
Speculative Scenario: They entertain the idea of Deion and Shador both joining the Raiders, enhancing the team’s marketability and performance. The conversation considers the unique dynamics of such a pairing and its potential reception in the vibrant Las Vegas sports scene.
Transitioning from team dynamics to individual player performances, the hosts examine current NFL trends, focusing on quarterback Tua Tagovailoa's struggles in cold-weather games. They debate the validity of betting trends and statistics, emphasizing the unpredictability of sports.
Discussion Highlights:
Tua's Cold Weather Performance: Covino highlights Tua’s low passer rating in games where temperatures drop below 45 degrees, while Rich questions the significance of such trends.
Quote:
"I don't necessarily buy into these things either. I think that is coincidence." – Covino [47:36]
Betting Community Thoughts: Both hosts express skepticism about relying heavily on historical data for betting, advocating for a focus on current forms and player states instead.
Quote:
"Nothing annoys me more as a guy that loves to wager... I think these are just coincidences." – Covino [48:27]
Upcoming NFL Games: They preview key games taking place over the Thanksgiving weekend, providing insights and encouraging listeners to engage with NFL betting trends thoughtfully.
In the final segment, Davis and Covino wrap up by encouraging listeners to share more personal stories and engage with the show’s content. They briefly touch upon the Raiders' performance and the broader NFL landscape, maintaining an upbeat and inclusive tone.
Final Thoughts: The hosts emphasize the importance of family, community, and enjoying the holiday while keeping an eye on upcoming NFL action. They leave the audience with a mix of humor, thoughtful analysis, and anticipation for future episodes.
Quote:
"If you could look back and laugh, that's what it's all about." – Covino [20:52]
Conclusion
This episode of The Dan Patrick Show masterfully blends sports analysis with personal anecdotes, creating an engaging narrative that resonates with listeners. From dissecting MLB team strategies and NFL player performances to sharing relatable holiday mishaps, Davis and Covino deliver a rich and entertaining experience. Their discussions about Deion Sanders and the potential transformation of the Raiders inject excitement into the sports talk, while the heartfelt stories about family gatherings add a touch of warmth to the show.
Notable Quotes:
Listeners who missed this episode can catch up on iHeartPodcasts and the Dan Patrick Podcast Network platforms. Stay tuned for more insightful discussions, engaging stories, and expert sports analysis in future episodes.