Hour 3 – Landing Spots, Retirement Decisions & Parades

Summary

Summary of "Hour 3 – Landing Spots, Retirement Decisions & Parades" from The Dan Patrick Show

Release Date: February 14, 2025

In this episode of The Dan Patrick Show, hosted by LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, and Jonas Knox filling in for Dan Patrick, the panel delves into a range of topics spanning personal anecdotes, major NFL developments, and updates on other sports events. The discussion is lively, peppered with humor, and rich in insightful analysis.

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1. Valentine's Day Plans and Personal Anecdotes (02:20 - 05:40)

The show kicks off with the hosts sharing their Valentine's Day plans, which take a humorous turn due to unexpected weather conditions.

• LaVar Arrington shares his canceled camping plans caused by rain:
  "They were going to go camping and then the rain kind of destroyed all that." ([03:03])

• The conversation evolves into playful banter about alternative plans, including attending a performance of "Phantom of the Opera" and heading to a speakeasy afterward. LaVar jokes about keeping a flask hidden in his pea coat pocket:
  "Hey, baby, I will have a cocktail in the garden when she's not looking." ([04:16])

• Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang engage in light-hearted teasing about LaVar's predicament, highlighting the camaraderie among the hosts.

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2. Aaron Rodgers' Future: Potential Teams and Analysis (05:40 - 21:15)

A significant portion of the episode centers on Aaron Rodgers' potential departure from the New York Jets and his prospects with other NFL teams. The panel examines various scenarios, supported by insights from Peter Schrager and Matt Rogers.

• Peter Schrager introduces the topic by discussing the Jets' decision to move on from Devonte Adams:
  "Mike Florio pointing out recently, this also means they're going to be moving on from Devonte Adams." ([07:33])

• The hosts analyze DraftKings' odds on Rodgers' next destination, listing the top five favorite teams:

  1. Pittsburgh Steelers
  2. Las Vegas Raiders
  3. Tennessee Titans
  4. Vikings
  5. Green Bay Packers
     (As discussed around [10:00]-[14:00])

  Matt Rogers humorously navigates through the guesses:
  "I can read context clues, guys." ([11:18])
  Bowen Yang reflects on Rodgers' performance:
  "As Rogers did this past year for the Jets... he has it to an extent that's been better than any of those teams franchises have seen in the past five years." ([15:18])

• Bowen Yang emphasizes Rodgers' statistical edge over these franchises:
  "The Steelers, Raiders and Titans in the past five seasons have not had a quarterback or a combination of quarterbacks pass for as many yards or as many touchdowns and as few of interceptions as Rogers had this past season for the New York Jets." ([15:18])

• The discussion shifts to comparing Rodgers with Brock Purdy, the quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers: "The difference is one of the reasons why Kyle Shanahan loves Brock Purdy is because he runs that offense to a tee." ([18:25])

• Peter Schrager and Bowen Yang delve into whether Rodgers can adapt to San Francisco's system and the potential for Rodgers to lead the team to a Super Bowl:
  "Would you be willing to do everything exactly how Kyle Shanahan wants, or are you going to be trying to come in and say, no, this is how I like doing it?" ([21:03])

• Matt Rogers concludes this segment by highlighting Rodgers' Hall of Fame potential and his positive impact on any team:
  "He's a first ballot hall of famer, who wants to be there... try to bring a Super Bowl to it with whatever I have left in me." ([21:15])

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3. Comparison Between Aaron Rodgers and Brock Purdy (21:15 - 23:59)

Building on the previous discussion, the hosts compare the careers and futures of Aaron Rodgers and Brock Purdy.

• Bowen Yang underscores Rodgers' longevity and dedication:
  "Tom Brady's greatest superpower to me, and I know he's talked about it, is probably what... it's a sacrifice." ([34:00])

• The panel reflects on Rodgers' disciplined approach to training and personal life, contrasting it with Purdy's current standing:
  "He runs the system the way he's been taught and how he should... it's a credit to Brock Purdy for being able to do things exactly how Kyle Shanahan wants them done." ([21:15])

• Matt Rogers acknowledges Rodgers' impressive playoff record, stating:
  "He's played in 25 career playoff games. That puts him top 10, by the way." ([33:28])

• The discussion touches on the challenges both quarterbacks face as they age, with Rodgers nearing his mid-40s and Purdy carving out his place:
  "He also played at that high of a level for that long in your career. Everyone takes for granted that, like the longevity." ([34:00])

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4. Transition to Other Sports: NBA All-Star Weekend and NASCAR Daytona 500 (38:28 - 47:42)

After an in-depth discussion on NFL matters, the hosts shift gears to cover updates in other sports, maintaining their signature humor and light-heartedness.

• LaVar Arrington introduces the upcoming NBA All-Star Weekend, specifically the celebrity game hosted in the Bay Area:
  "NBA All Star Weekend, which tips off tonight... Oakland." ([38:28])

• The panel humorously critiques the quality of all-star games in various leagues, declaring the NFL's as the worst:
  "Which professional league has the worst All Star Game, is it the... the NFL, right?" ([38:43])

• Transitioning to NASCAR, the hosts discuss the Daytona 500, featuring lighthearted bets and jabs at each other's betting prowess:
  "If you guys want some odds, I'll give you... Kyle Larson, Also Team Hendrix. 14." ([43:05])

• Peter Schrager humorously laments the lack of success following Lee's betting advice:
  "Don't even waste your time listening to Lee's betting advice on Daytona. He's awful." ([42:50])

• The segment is filled with playful insults and banter, keeping the conversation entertaining:
  "Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Don't be like lead to last." ([47:35])
  "You scam artistly." ([47:39])

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5. Final Remarks and Teasers (47:35 - End)

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts recap and tease upcoming segments:

• Peter Schrager mentions the upcoming segment titled "Lee's Leftovers," hinting at more humorous content:
  "Soon, but people are already lined up there... so we will have what we call Lee's Leftovers." ([47:27])

• The hosts sign off with well-wishes for Valentine's Day, blending humor with camaraderie:
  "Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Don't be like lead to last." ([47:35])

• Final jokes about Lee's financial mishaps and personal decisions provide a light-hearted end to the episode:
  "You're losing money renting it by leader Lap." ([46:12])
  "I was hoping I'd win squares this weekend." ([46:45])

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• LaVar Arrington on canceled Valentine’s camping plans:
  "They were going to go camping and then the rain kind of destroyed all that." ([03:03])

• Matt Rogers on Aaron Rodgers' Hall of Fame potential:
  "He's a first ballot hall of famer, who wants to be there... try to bring a Super Bowl to it with whatever I have left in me." ([21:15])

• Bowen Yang on Tom Brady’s discipline inspiring Rodgers:
  "Tom Brady's greatest superpower to me... it's a sacrifice." ([34:00])

• Peter Schrager on Rodgers' playoff experience:
  "He's played in 25 career playoff games. That puts him top 10, by the way." ([33:28])

• LaVar Arrington introducing "Lee's Leftovers":
  "We will have what we call Lee's Leftovers." ([47:27])

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Conclusion

This episode of The Dan Patrick Show offers a blend of personal stories, in-depth sports analysis, and engaging humor. The hosts effectively navigate complex NFL discussions while maintaining an entertaining and relatable atmosphere, making it a valuable listen for both avid sports fans and casual listeners alike.

Transcript

[Bowen Yang]

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[Peter Schrager]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Peter Schrager]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Peter Schrager]

You are listening to the Dan Patrick.

[Bowen Yang]

Show on Fox Sports Radio.

[Peter Schrager]

It's the Dan Patrick show. Fox Sports Radio. LaVar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox filling in for Dan and the guys. You can hear us weekday mornings before the dan Patrick Show, 6 to 9am Eastern Time, 3 to 6am Pacific Time. But we are filling in for Dan and the guys here on this Football Friday here on the show. And we are talking all things football as we get you set for the this Valentine's Day night. I don't know if people are turning it into a weekend other than Lee, our executive producer, who's got a whole bunch of fun plans in store for his better half. They've got all sorts of activities planned. They were going to go camping and then the rain kind of destroyed all that.

[Matt Rogers]

It really rained here.

[Peter Schrager]

So now you're going to like, you're going to see like Phantom of the Opera or something like that, Lee, or what?

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah. Doing the LA Philharmonic tonight.

[Matt Rogers]

Are y'all going to get dressed up to go see it? Like suits and, and dresses and stuff?

[LaVar Arrington]

Not like a gown or suits or anything like that dress. Nice. Of course. Nice coat.

[Matt Rogers]

What's a nice coat? Like a nice coat as in like a North Face nice coat or like a nice coat as in like, like.

[LaVar Arrington]

Like that dress pea coat I wore in New Orleans.

[Peter Schrager]

Oh, it's nice. Yeah, I wear that.

[Matt Rogers]

All right. So you're going to see Phantom of the Opera, which is almost like I'm not seeing Phantom of the Opera Shut type deal.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

And you're not going to get dressed up and she's not going to get dressed up.

[LaVar Arrington]

Seen Ravel and Brahms. Yeah.

[Peter Schrager]

Hide and seek with blindfolds on. Just.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[LaVar Arrington]

It'd be a fun night. We're going to go to a nice dinner, maybe go to a speakeasy after that.

[Peter Schrager]

Now, are you going to be a gentleman and get lubed up before the event?

[LaVar Arrington]

Of course. There's a, there's drinks in the garden. There's drinks in the garden outside the Walt Disney Concert hall before that. So. And I'll probably sneak one or two in before that.

[Peter Schrager]

There you go.

[LaVar Arrington]

Just keep it in the peacoat pocket, you know. Hey, baby, I will have a cocktail in the garden when she's not looking.

[Bowen Yang]

Just add on to the where are you staying tonight? Like, that's awesome.

[LaVar Arrington]

I don't know that yet. Okay, that's what I'm looking for, a spot out there.

[Peter Schrager]

A little late in the game.

[LaVar Arrington]

It is.

[Bowen Yang]

Are you just trying to book something last minute, hoping to get a deal?

[LaVar Arrington]

Yes, I Am. And it's. It's hard on Valentine's night to find it.

[Bowen Yang]

I was gonna say, is there a chance you're gonna, like, be renting a shanty?

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah, you know, we might. We might camp out. Just. We might have neighbors on the streets is where we might be doing. I don't know what. I. I might float out. The idea of, you know, camping in.

[Bowen Yang]

LA somewhere, like in Venice, like, you'd be like one of those, like, the homeless encampments could be there.

[Peter Schrager]

That's normalized.

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah, exactly. It's. It's not really frowned upon anymore, so.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[LaVar Arrington]

Some urban camping.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah. Like when people out here used to say, hey, I live on the water. Now you got a bunch of people on a Coleman tent going, us too. Yeah, right. Right over there if anybody wants to stop by and visit, so. Well, good luck. Lee, I'm going to call. My shot here tonight ends in a fight between. Oh, no, you'll have an argument. Don't speak that, because something about the flask and the pea coat is going to piss her off. I'm telling you right now, the flask and the peacoat is going to be the dividing line between you having a good time and you guys getting along.

[LaVar Arrington]

Once I start sawing logs inside the orchestra, that's when I'll get in trouble.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I don't. I don't think so. I. I think when someone realizes the reality of what their situation represents, they find a way to adapt, adjust, and evolve. The best thing that could have happened is us sitting here and making her aware of the fact that there are other women that finally. Not only attractive, but, well, a win.

[Peter Schrager]

A hero, as they should, a champ, as they should.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, you got to now play by a different set of rules. When. When you're looking at Lee like, don't nobody want your ass. You got to deal with everything I send your way because don't nobody else want to deal with you. Well, once that changed, now the whole rules of engagement have to change.

[Peter Schrager]

Lee, I think you're.

[Matt Rogers]

You're welcome.

[Peter Schrager]

Lee, I think you're a catch, Lee.

[LaVar Arrington]

Thanks, guys.

[Matt Rogers]

You're. You're. Well, I don't think you're a catch, but I'm just saying, at least it's been established and it's been put out there that you are. And now she's got to handle things that way. Like, it's like the unknown now. It's like, if I don't go out with him tonight, somebody else will. If I don't get up and go to the gym and work out with him. Somebody else is going to. And I'm just saying, hey, competition, you ain't married. Competition is good. That's all I'm going tell you. Competition ain't bad. They say you can't have evil without having good and good without having evil. That's why evil is good. You got to have evil because you can't have evil without having good.

[LaVar Arrington]

Can't have good without the bad.

[Matt Rogers]

There you go.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah, sometimes we'll get both tonight.

[Matt Rogers]

Vampire out of Brooklyn, by the way. Vampire in Brooklyn. Eddie Murphy reference. There you go. Good job. Good job, Lee. Way, way to build the stakes up where she's got to comply, my guy. Yeah, make her conform to how you want it to be.

[Peter Schrager]

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[Matt Rogers]

Oh, you don't want. You don't want Brady to guess?

[Peter Schrager]

I think he's already seen him.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, okay. Never.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Well, you want to guess based on the. The guess for. Based on my research and pre show notes.

[Matt Rogers]

I certainly. Because I don't see the pre show notes anymore.

[Peter Schrager]

Can we get. Can we.

[Bowen Yang]

You know, what do you. You don't log in the Google Doc?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I don't. I meant that.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, that's not our fault.

[Matt Rogers]

I know the topics. I just don't look at Y's information anymore because I can't see it.

[Peter Schrager]

Lavar doesn't go to the doctor.

[Matt Rogers]

I lie on on Lee to do it the old fashioned way. I send it to my email and I do. Thank you.

[Peter Schrager]

Lavar doesn't go to the doc.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't go on the Google Docs. I don't. I've never seen Yalls notes. I've never seen the live Living document ever. I tried twice and you couldn't log into. No, you just click on Shame me.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not shaming you. I'm asking a question.

[Matt Rogers]

No, I couldn't get in. That's why I use my email. Damn it.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, adapt or die. That's how this world works.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, look, I got replacements for y'all. So if y'all don't want me no more, I got people to go to. All right? Just like Lee. Lee's got somebody to go to. I got somebody to go to that'll love on me.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah, we're trying to put you up on game, though.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Shut up.

[Peter Schrager]

Shut up.

[Matt Rogers]

Up.

[Bowen Yang]

Well done.

[Matt Rogers]

It was it. That was stick, but that like that. That's okay.

[Bowen Yang]

It was timely.

[Matt Rogers]

It was all right.

[Peter Schrager]

All right. So, Lavar, did you like to take a stab at this?

[Matt Rogers]

No, I don't.

[Peter Schrager]

Hold on, hold on.

[Bowen Yang]

No, now you have to.

[Peter Schrager]

Now you have to because I believe that one of them.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't want to play your game.

[Peter Schrager]

I believe that you're going to be upset about this list of teams that are favorites.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Peter Schrager]

Chris, do we have some theme show music we can play for?

[Matt Rogers]

How many. This, how many teams are on this list?

[Peter Schrager]

All right, well, I mean, as many as you want. We've got not as many as you.

[Bowen Yang]

Want, but let's say five.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, let's say five.

[Bowen Yang]

Top five.

[Peter Schrager]

And again, just to set the stage, these are, according to DraftKings, the favorites to land. Aaron Rodgers.

[Bowen Yang]

Number one.

[Matt Rogers]

The Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

I can read context clues, guys.

[Peter Schrager]

All right, all right.

[Bowen Yang]

Who's number two? For number two?

[Matt Rogers]

Number two. The Las Vegas Raiders.

[Bowen Yang]

Two for two. Let's go.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, all right.

[Bowen Yang]

I think you can get this next one, too. This next one's kind of easy.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, number three. Is it easy?

[Bowen Yang]

Kind of. I. I think.

[Peter Schrager]

I think this is absurd, this next.

[Bowen Yang]

One, by the way, I'll make a case if you want me to.

[Matt Rogers]

Cleveland Browns, down the list.

[Bowen Yang]

Nope.

[Matt Rogers]

Damn.

[Peter Schrager]

Thank you.

[Bowen Yang]

Think about old stomping grounds.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, the New York Giants.

[Bowen Yang]

No, no, no. No. Stomping grounds for Rogers.

[Matt Rogers]

The Green Bay Packers.

[Bowen Yang]

No, no, no.

[Peter Schrager]

Sorry.

[Bowen Yang]

Like. Like where he grew up type thing.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, okay. Oh, he's in California guy. The Seattle Seahawks, maybe?

[Peter Schrager]

Nope, nope. They're just north of Ventura County.

[Matt Rogers]

The. The Rams?

[Bowen Yang]

No. Nope.

[Matt Rogers]

The Chargers?

[Peter Schrager]

No.

[Bowen Yang]

Nope.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, well, I'm gonna go back to my list, by the way, a little. I'm gonna go back to my list.

[Peter Schrager]

A little hint. Not the Clippers, either.

[Matt Rogers]

Dang. All right, what about the Tennessee Titans?

[Peter Schrager]

They are fourth.

[Bowen Yang]

Number four.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you. All right, I'm going to take Tennessee Titans. All right. Number five. Old stomping grounds. Let's see. How about the 49ers?

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah, there it is. Come on, come on, come on. That's three.

[Bowen Yang]

That's like four.

[Peter Schrager]

But that was number three on the list. Number three.

[Matt Rogers]

Are there any more left? Did I get number five?

[Bowen Yang]

There's. There's one that seems a bit odd, too.

[Matt Rogers]

A bit. A bit odd? A bit odd? Oh, man. A bit odd. I mean, I would hate to say it, but a bit odd would maybe be. Is it the NFC or the afc? I'm thinking nfc.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Is it the nfc?

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Is it the Vikings?

[Peter Schrager]

Hey, there you go.

[Bowen Yang]

Well done.

[Peter Schrager]

They are tied with the Titans at plus 750.

[Matt Rogers]

All right, there we go. Y'all leave me the hell alone.

[Peter Schrager]

All right, so let me. All right, let me ask you this. I. If I'm betting on this, I would bet the Titans. I think he's. He's got a place in Nashville.

[Bowen Yang]

All that stuff helps to have multiple places.

[Peter Schrager]

And so he's got that spot. And it feels like if they're not.

[Matt Rogers]

Them Keebler elf trees and Tennessee, if.

[Peter Schrager]

If they're not fond. If they're not fond on, you know, the quarterback situation, and they go, Abdul Carter at number one, maybe Rogers would make sense as sort of a bridge.

[Matt Rogers]

Which would you rather do? A quarterback at number one or Aaron Rodgers on free agent market?

[Bowen Yang]

I would rather take Rogers and then take Abdul Carter. I think that's a better combination.

[Peter Schrager]

The Niners being at third is the. Like. I believe it'll be the Titans. I want it to be the Niners desperately.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, let's just. Let me talk about this first. So if you're wondering why, like, the Steelers, Raiders or Titans. Okay. Would be potentially involved, I think we all know they have a need, but also for each one of those teams. Would you guys guess it's been five years for each one of those franchise I just named, and that includes a combination of quarterbacks. All right. To amount to the amount of passing yards, touchdown passes, or as few of interceptions as Rogers had just this past season for the New York Jets. So just let your mind wrap around that for a second. The Steelers, Raiders and Titans in the past five seasons have not had a quarterback or a combination of quarterbacks pass for as many yards or as many touchdowns and as few of interceptions.

[Matt Rogers]

Right.

[Bowen Yang]

As Rogers did this past year for the Jets. So for a lot of people out there, and they look at a lot of the advanced analytics, the epa, all those other stats you want to look at for kind of digging into, you know, how Rogers performed, throw that on a shelf for a second. Because those three franchises, it's been a while, right? We're talking about like the, the last really good season Ben Roethlisberger had back in 2020. And you have to kind of keep going back to one of the better seasons that Derek Carr had with Jon Gruden back for the Raiders. So that's how long it's been. So if you're wondering why at 42 years old, off this past season with the jets, why any of those three teams would be interested or want him, that's why. Because as much as you want to sit there and say, well, he's maybe he's on the downslope or maybe he doesn't have it anymore, he has it to an extent that's been better than any of those teams franchises have seen in the past five years. All right. Now the San Francisco one is, it is interesting because you can't throw them into that conversation. Brock Purdy has played really well within that system. I think one of the things that makes the Brock Purdy contract or the extension that's coming his way kind of fascinating to me is, is if Brock Purdy was to hit the free agent market, let's just say he was going to go be a free agent, what do you think he would warrant on the free agent market? Like, would there be a ton of suitors in your opinion?

[Matt Rogers]

A ton. I think there would be a ton if the price was right. I, I don't think it would be a lazy okay to say that. No. So he's had success.

[Bowen Yang]

He's had success, but we don't view him or look at him like, obviously not. Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, I wouldn't put him in Jalen Hurts category. No, I think there's a, so there's a list of quarterbacks that you'd view and say as far as his, his skill now, he's got some intangibles that you know how he plays under duress, how he fits within that system that clearly Kyle Shanahan loves and he excels within it. But I think the question you have to ask yourself if you're San Francisco is A, could you upgrade at the position if you could and then B, if the roster around, around him starts to not look the same as Debo Samuel is on the trading block and you know how much and how long you are, you'll be able to pay Christian Mac, where you dealt with injuries now and everything he had this year and the rest of the defense, because.

[Matt Rogers]

How long can Trent Williams hold up?

[Bowen Yang]

Sure, Trent Williams is part of that. But, but again, that all goes into. You're. You don't have to pay Brock purdy somewhere around $50 million per year. So if that's the case, how do you make that all work and then still maximize Brock Purdy where he's not going to be playing with what he has had around him under this rookie deal. And so it does draw to light the question of. Well, let's just say that they were interested in upgrade. I mean, John lynch has called about Tom Brady. There's a reason why that was the case. You know, they've probably called about maybe some others just to inquire and see what, what it would take. You know, I mean, for example, if you're San Francisco and you could trade for Trevor Lawrence, would you?

[Peter Schrager]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Hell yes.

[Bowen Yang]

So does that kind of. Does that, does that kind of make them. The odds make a little bit of sense?

[Matt Rogers]

I think they end up having buyers. I think anybody who would do a trade to get them and take on that contract is going to have buyer's remorse. But at least the potential is worth the risk. I think the potential is worth the risk with Trevor Lawrence.

[Peter Schrager]

So I, I looked at the odds and thought and the way you, you play it out and lay it out makes a ton of sense. I looked at the odds and just thought, okay, this is DraftKings throwing an interesting wrinkle into the order to, to stir the discussion and get a little more run like you see this happen all the times with betting sites, they'll throw a team in there like the Cowboys. Cause they know it'll get talked about. But if it's laid out like that and you know, they had previous interest in him, I would love to see Rogers because it would be kind of an appropriate in Dallas come. No, no. In. In San Fran. Kind of an appropriate come full circle moment considering, you know, there's talks that, you know, they were going to draft him Then they didn't. They passed on him and he slipped in the first round. You know, the. The rumor trade, that was almost a done deal a couple of years ago. And I think Rogers would 100% if you were to ask him to stack a preferred destinations this upcoming year, I think the Niners would be way at the top of the list and there'd be a significant gap between them and everybody else.

[Matt Rogers]

They had a decline this year that would have me nervous. But, I mean, Shanahan knows what he's doing and maybe it was just a down moment. I mean, hell, Andy Reid had a down moment in time in Philadelphia, costed him his job. I mean, it happens. But can they recover from where they found themselves this year with some of the question marks surrounding some of the personnel? I don't think you get Brandon Iuk back all the way healthy enough to impact the way that you would assume he would. We just brought up Debo and. And the host of other names that Q has thrown out there. I just think this one is if I'm Aaron Rodgers, I believe in the coach. Do I believe in the personnel? I would say that would be my biggest concern.

[Peter Schrager]

Rogers was better than Purdy this year.

[Matt Rogers]

Sure, Rogers could have probably made it a better year for them. And what does this year look like?

[Peter Schrager]

That was coming off an injury in an awful situation.

[Matt Rogers]

But what does this year look like? What does this year look like?

[Peter Schrager]

He played better down the stretch.

[Bowen Yang]

He played better down the stretch. The healthier God is the year with.

[Matt Rogers]

That personnel in San Fran on offense. What does this season coming up? What does that look like? Who are his weapons? Yeah, what does he got going on?

[Peter Schrager]

Maybe devonte.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, maybe we're going to base it off Ricky Pierce. All okay. They. They gonna bring in Cooper cup too. Like, I mean, who knows that? Maybe they've been known to do deals.

[Bowen Yang]

I think the bigger question's not about the personnel in San Francisco in a way with Rogers, it's more because it's still a factor, don't get me wrong. But I think the difference is one of the reasons why Kyle Shanahan loves Brock Purdy is because he runs that offense to a tee. And some people have tried to label him a system quarterback, which is like, all right, like sometimes we get in these dumb debates about, well, you know, he's so good just in that system. It's like, well, no, he runs the system the way he's been taught and how he should at a really high level. Like there's other guys who tried and it didn't work out quite as well. I mean, we've, we've seen that in San Francisco. So it's a credit to Brock Purdy for being able to do things exactly how Kyle Shanahan wants them done. I think the one question I'd have for Aaron Rodgers, if there actually was legitimate interest is would you be willing to do everything exactly how Kyle Shanahan wants, or are you going to be trying to come in and say, no, this is how I like doing it, this is what I want to do. Because that's going to look drastically different than what we saw for the New York jets this year. It's going to look more like what we saw at the end with, you know, Malaflor and, and Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay, because lafleur comes from that tree. So that's would be. I think one of the biggest hurdles is there might not even be a desire from the San Francisco 49ers because they have a quarterback who they feel like they can get to a Super bowl with, which they have and potentially win that super bowl with with the right pieces because of the way he executes within the offense. Whereas maybe that's a question mark with Aaron Rodgers or maybe that's something that they would have to find out and maybe they're not willing to. So it is odd that you would see it for the odds for Aaron Rodgers to end up there, but I think there's a desire in Aaron Rodgers side and maybe there's just a thought because of the timing of everything with Brock Purdy and where this roster is at in San Francisco, that they would potentially kick the tires on a guy who's going to be a first ballot hall of Famer, who wants to be there. Like there's, there's something powerful too about a player who's not just coming there for money, who's not just coming there for a vendetta to show everyone he's still got it. Who's like, no, this is actually how I want to end my career. Like, if this is how it's going to go out, I'm going to do everything I can to come to this place and try to bring a Super bowl to it with whatever I have left in me. And, and there's something powerful to that. So I don't know. Again, I don't, I don't know if this is as good of a chance as Trevor Lawrence get abducted by aliens, whatever you said earlier, but I think it is interesting to talk about this sort of narrative at this time of.

[Peter Schrager]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Peter Schrager]

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[Peter Schrager]

It's the Dan Patrick show here on Fox Sports Radio. Levar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox in for Dan and the guys coming up here in a little over 15 minutes from now, we will have what we call Lee's Leftovers, starring our executive producer Lee Dilap. And who the hell knows what he's got in store for us. That'll be yours here again a little over 15 minutes from now. The parade in Philly is start starting I, I think soon if I'm not mistaken, but people are already lined up there. They've got video of an Eagles fan blowing chunks over the guardrail. Hit, hit the bottle a little too early on Valentine's Day. C.J. gardner Johnson's wearing a an interesting sweatshirt to the event of the Philadelphia Eagles. Little play on words with the Roman numerals of the Super Bowl. Swifties can bleep my bleep. So I'm sure that'll land well for, for everybody there. So that is. Do they punch a police horse in Philadelphia this year?

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Peter Schrager]

Is that. You don't think they would?

[Matt Rogers]

No.

[Peter Schrager]

I don't know man. It went so well the first time they did it. Like I don't know why that wouldn't be. That wouldn't be the go to there for Eagles fans. But congratulations. They are super bowl champions and the team that they took care of in the Super Bowls, the Kansas City Chiefs. And the Kansas City Chiefs reportedly have set a quote unquote deadline for Travis Kelsey to make his decision on his future. According to the Athletic, the Chiefs have given Travis Kel, the Travis Kelsey A March 14 deadline to make a decision on his future. Which is interesting cause he's got an 11 and a half million dollar roster bonus due on the 15th. So is this actually a deadline or is this just doing the math and he's got to make a decision at that point anyways. So we're just running with this.

[Matt Rogers]

What's the best decision guys? What, what you guys feel is the best decision for Travis Kelsey in this given time, come back and play one more year.

[Peter Schrager]

After what we saw on the field.

[Matt Rogers]

Last Sunday, that's the best situation for him.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Q. I mean, he doesn't have a big cap hit. I mean, it is, it's a little under 20 million and it depends on if they want to extend it out for another year. They could lessen that. If they want to make it like a year to year thing now, they'd have to potentially take, you know, a cap hit in a year where he's retired or done playing. But that's the risk you take for a guy who's going to be a Hall of Famer. If I was him, like, I always tell players, like, keep playing, you're, you're never going to be able to go back and do it. And I can promise you this, when you are done playing, there'll be oftentimes you wish you could go back and do it. Like, I know plenty of guys who are like, man, I could go in just for a series or I mean, there's plenty of those guys who do that. And look, honestly, you know, maybe there's a scenario here too where he talks to them and says, you know what, I'm going to stay in shape and I'll stay ready and if things work out next year where you start to make a run, I'll gladly be able to come in and help out and support in the second half of the season and sign then. But, you know, I want to take some time off. I'll let my body heal. I don't think I can go through a 17 game regular season. And I think he's earned that or at least the right to be able to have that conversation with Kansas City too. And that might be something that's on the table, but I look at it and say to any player, exhaust all efforts of trying to continue to play because the transition, it's difficult for most people. And even though he's got a podcast set up and, and obviously his personal life is, is not so personal personal, it's a little more public and there's some things there, but there's nothing like playing. And you'll never be able to fill that void. You know, for a lot of guys, I feel like you feel like you're, you were born to be able to go play the game of football and fulfill that specific position and have the chance to do it. And after that it's really hard to reinvent or find that identity. So I would say exhaust all efforts of it too, because, because the other thing is like all the marketing money he's getting from everything else that's going on too. There'll be some of that with podcasts, but then it's kind of the next guy. It's like the next titan that comes along. I mean, like when Tom Brady retired, I think there's a lot of people who thought, oh, what's the NFL going to do? And then do we ever even worry about that now? Like, don't we look at all these quarterbacks and go, yeah, I think they're in good hands. Like, you got Lamar, you got Mahomes, you got Josh Allen, you've got Joe Burrow, you have all these guys you can point to. Jalen hurts and you go, yeah, I think the league's in a pretty good spot. So it's not going to take long for someone else to step in those shoes that Travis Kelsey leaves. So I would say keep playing, man. Exhaust all efforts at it.

[Matt Rogers]

I, I, you know, I agree that, that he should, if he wants to continue to play, he should play. And if he feels as though that's the direction he wants to go in with everything he has going on, then that's what he should do. He's playing with house money in, in the most amazing way right now. I mean, he, he's dating arguably the hottest person in music entertainment. He's played in all kinds of just as many, the same amount of games that, that Patrick Mahomes earning the, the, the title and earning the accolades that he's earned. He's playing, played in those same games. You know, he's always been in the, the championship round. He's making it to Super Bowls and he largely in part because of his connection with Patrick Mahomes. So I don't think there's a right or wrong answer to this. If he decided he wanted to walk away today, I do not think that there is a blemish, a tarnish, any type of smear or smudge on Travis Kelce's career and, and what he's represented to the league and to his franchise with, with the Kansas City Chiefs, he's.

[Peter Schrager]

Played in 25 career playoff games.

[Matt Rogers]

It's a lot like, a lot, a.

[Peter Schrager]

Lot that puts him top 10, by the way. If you're wondering who's number one, I know this is Tom Brady who played in 48. Like if you go back to the 16 game regular season schedule, Tom Brady played an extra four years in just the playoffs in his NFL career, which is just, you look at his situation and just what he did in his career. And when you get further removed from it and you just see the things he did, it's mind boggling.

[Bowen Yang]

What is a player, the level at which he was playing at the end. You know, I don't think enough people appreciate how he was still one of the top 10 quarterbacks at the end at flipping 45 years old. And it's not only tough to have your body be able to withstand that beating and just everything he took, but just play at that high of a level for that long in your career. Everyone takes for granted that, like the longevity. And I've always said this, and I'll continue to say this, Tom Brady's greatest superpower to me, and I know he's talked about it, he talked about processing everything else. It's probably what, I don't know, maybe he'd admit it, maybe he wouldn't. To me, it's a sacrifice. And maybe that comes with his passion for the game of football and his competitiveness. But he was willing to sacrifice his off seasons and other things in his life to make the pursuit of winning Super Bowls, the pursuit of playing at a high level for the entirety of his career into 45. He put that before everything else. And there's no other player that I think, as far as when you look at their diet, how they kind of transformed over time, when you look at how hard they trained, how often they trained, like all the things they did, where their focus was during the off season, yes, he had, he has other things kind of going on, but he really didn't dive in a big way into social media until he got out of New England, for that matter. Like, he started pumping out better content, like at the maybe end of his time in New England, but really once he got into Tampa and then his post career, you know, once he sat out for a year. So I, I just, I look at it, I think that still to me is the one thing that I don't think there's another player that's willing to sacrifice the way he did in his personal life and everything else that he had going on out around him, maybe even in a professional manner, and to be able to be in the condition that he needed to be to play at that high of a level. And so when you look at Mahomes and we think about the loss and where that puts those two, it's hard to think that he'll be able to catch him because it's just, it's hard to think that Mahomes is going to be able to play another 15 years, and especially at the high of level like he's playing right now.

[Peter Schrager]

Tom Brady gave up booze during the regular season, too. Wouldn't drink during the entire football season, buddy.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't even know if he drank much other than tequila. I mean, I was kind of like his only really go to could you?

[Peter Schrager]

I mean, that's the thing.

[Bowen Yang]

You couldn't have a. You couldn't have a Lavar island if that's the case. Think about that. Imagine like, like Lavar, you're set at the bar, Tom walks up and you're like, hey, man, let me get another Lavar. He's like, nope. Dang, that's tough.

[Matt Rogers]

It's tough.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

And Lee, he's definitely not drinking with you, Lee. Well, although, Jonas, you like ipa, so he's not sitting out having anything with you?

[Peter Schrager]

No, he wouldn't have anything with me. Although I think it would have made his decision a little bit more difficult if he had Keeper's Heart. Because Keeper's Heart is a new and unique style of whiskey that combines the best of Irish and American whiskey, creating the smooth character of Irish whiskey and the bold flavors of American whiskeys. If you're a whiskey fan, you've got to try it. Drink responsibly. Two pros and a cup of Joe. Filling in for the Dan Patrick show here on Fox Sports Radio. Lavar Arrington, Brady Quinn, Jonas Knox with you. And coming up, Knox. Coming up next here, we are going to close up.

[Bowen Yang]

Knocks.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, listen, is that how you feeling?

[Peter Schrager]

Coming up knocks.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. All right.

[Peter Schrager]

We are going to close up shop here on this football Friday with something we do called Lee's Leftovers right here on fsr.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

What is that?

[Peter Schrager]

Sounds incredible, but they're still good.

[Bowen Yang]

Time to find out what's left. It's Lee's leftovers.

[Peter Schrager]

All right, lead to lap our executive producer, who's already stressed about the amount of time he has to fill here on this segment. Lee, what are we looking at today?

[LaVar Arrington]

Well, guys, no, football, obviously. We're done with. Done with football. So now we get to look forward to the NBA All Star Weekend, which tips off tonight. That's right. We got the NBA All Star Friday All Star celebrity game.

[Bowen Yang]

What city's hosting it?

[LaVar Arrington]

The Bay.

[Peter Schrager]

Bay area Fun.

[Matt Rogers]

Oakland. Oh, dang.

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

If you're.

[LaVar Arrington]

If you're wondering about.

[Bowen Yang]

Now that we're on the subject, which professional league has the worst All Star Game, is it the. I mean, it's technically got to be the NFL, right? Yeah. Is a Major League Baseball the best or hockey the best?

[Peter Schrager]

It's the NFL.

[Bowen Yang]

NFL is the worst.

[Peter Schrager]

Angel.

[LaVar Arrington]

Hockey's different this year.

[Peter Schrager]

The best is Major League Baseball.

[Bowen Yang]

Baseball's the best. Right?

[LaVar Arrington]

Can I.

[Peter Schrager]

Can I. Hi, Christopher Fat here. Can I be honest? I. I have liked the changes they've.

[LaVar Arrington]

Made to the Pro Bowl.

[Peter Schrager]

I feel like it's rising up in.

[LaVar Arrington]

My rankings over the NBA All Star.

[Peter Schrager]

Game, which is just atrocious. That makes one of us.

[Bowen Yang]

They actually still play basketball in the NBA?

[LaVar Arrington]

I mean, technically, yes.

[Peter Schrager]

Still basketball. Yeah. But I don't want to see Joe Burrow play Connect Four. Like, I want to see him actually play a game, and it's just turned into. It's a total circus. The NBA All Star Game, and this kills me to say is better than the NFL all star game.

[Bowen Yang]

100%. It's better. 100%. But major league Baseball is the best.

[Peter Schrager]

Yes. Would agree.

[LaVar Arrington]

And, well, now that we're on the subject, NHL has the four nations face off. USA Crushed Finland last night.

[Bowen Yang]

That's right. That's right. Usa.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, my God.

[Peter Schrager]

Hey, how about the kachuk?

[Matt Rogers]

I'm not snoring on that either.

[Peter Schrager]

How about the kachuks?

[Matt Rogers]

What about the Kachuks?

[Peter Schrager]

What do you mean?

[Matt Rogers]

What do I mean?

[Peter Schrager]

Nunchucks?

[Bowen Yang]

No, the Kachuks, man.

[Matt Rogers]

Come on.

[Bowen Yang]

Hockey royalty, man. Pops, the brothers. All of them.

[Peter Schrager]

Yeah, but I'm just saying they had, like, four points. They counted for, like, four of the six. Six goals or something like that.

[Matt Rogers]

I need playoffs.

[Peter Schrager]

Damn.

[Matt Rogers]

I just like to wait till the.

[LaVar Arrington]

Playoffs, guys, for this celebrity game. It's gonna be.

[Matt Rogers]

Where was he going?

[Peter Schrager]

Playoffs.

[LaVar Arrington]

Team Barry Bonds versus team Jerry Rice.

[Matt Rogers]

What?

[LaVar Arrington]

Jerry Rice's team has Turtle, Owens, Shaboozi.

[Bowen Yang]

Wait, what is this?

[LaVar Arrington]

This is the celebrity game tonight for the all. For the NBA All Stars.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, to play basketball?

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

But you've got NFL all Stars. It's like.

[Matt Rogers]

Like coaches to play some basketball.

[Bowen Yang]

That' confusing as hell.

[LaVar Arrington]

I know.

[Matt Rogers]

It's. Barry Bonds was a part of a dunk contest. That what Deion Sanders was in.

[Peter Schrager]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

They should have had Kendrick Lamar and Drake. That's what they should have done. If they really. If they really want to make a dunk.

[Matt Rogers]

They had to. You. They had to use coach rims.

[Bowen Yang]

How do you miss that joke?

[Matt Rogers]

Hey, nerf balls and nerf ball rims for a dunk contest between Drake and Kendrick Lamar.

[Peter Schrager]

Lamar should be sitting on top of a cake somewhere there.

[Bowen Yang]

Jodas. How. How short is he?

[Peter Schrager]

Sits on the curb, his feet dangle.

[Matt Rogers]

God dang.

[Bowen Yang]

What does he drink out of with his bell bottoms? What does he drink out of?

[LaVar Arrington]

A thimble.

[Matt Rogers]

Thimble? God dang.

[Peter Schrager]

Brush his teeth out of a thimble in a spiral.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm trying to go down the line of all the short jokes.

[Peter Schrager]

I'm not doing this. I'll just say, is Barry Bonds allowed to be on the gas?

[LaVar Arrington]

He is, but technically he is the coach, so.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, he's the coach.

[LaVar Arrington]

He's the coach with two chains.

[Bowen Yang]

Who are the coaches?

[LaVar Arrington]

Two chains and Barry Bonds are on one team. Jerry Rice and some influencer I've never heard of.

[Matt Rogers]

What's the influencer's name?

[LaVar Arrington]

Kb. KB Lame. Last name's Lame. KB Lame.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay. That's a. That's a material up name. That's not his government, but okay.

[Peter Schrager]

By the way, they that hard up on cash, they got to go with two chains. It couldn't get three.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, that's his.

[Bowen Yang]

All right, let's see what else we got. That was so.

[Matt Rogers]

That was.

[Bowen Yang]

That was.

[Matt Rogers]

That was like the worst bad. That was like the worst bad place.

[Peter Schrager]

It can't be.

[Bowen Yang]

What else we got? Transition.

[LaVar Arrington]

All right, we've talked bad sports. Let's talk good sports. Daytona500 on Fox this weekend.

[Bowen Yang]

Robin's Racing.

[Matt Rogers]

Go fast right now.

[LaVar Arrington]

Bubba Wallace was victorious in dual.

[Peter Schrager]

You're scared, Cole. You're scared.

[LaVar Arrington]

If you guys want some odds, I'll give you. How about Kyle larson? Is that 14:1?

[Peter Schrager]

Don't even waste your time listening to Lee's betting advice on Daytona. He's awful.

[LaVar Arrington]

William Byron. Also Team Hendrix.

[Peter Schrager]

None of these guys.

[LaVar Arrington]

14 1. Chase Elliott.

[Matt Rogers]

Come on. What about.

[LaVar Arrington]

Let's go for his fourth Daytona Watermelon man.

[Matt Rogers]

Come on.

[LaVar Arrington]

If you're this kind of person and you want to bet Kyle Busch, you could do that. 12 to 1. He's high up there. And Joey Logano, 12. 12 to 1 as well.

[Matt Rogers]

None.

[Peter Schrager]

I swear to Christ. I have asked Lee to lap at least four times because he loves nascar. He love. It's lap by lap with lead to lap.

[LaVar Arrington]

That's right.

[Peter Schrager]

He loves it. I've asked him for betting advice every single time I've asked him. I haven't even gotten a top three finish.

[LaVar Arrington]

I don't think that's true.

[Peter Schrager]

That is true.

[Matt Rogers]

Chastain, on this. This list. Where's my dog? The water.

[LaVar Arrington]

Ross Chastain, 22. 1.

[Matt Rogers]

Take him. Him.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Let's go.

[LaVar Arrington]

Ross, right there with Bo.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah.

[LaVar Arrington]

Who's sitting in the pool?

[Matt Rogers]

Go kick some ass, Ross.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Drive that car.

[Peter Schrager]

Hey, who's the. Who's the favorite?

[Bowen Yang]

Who's the favorite?

[Peter Schrager]

Driving a Toyota.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah.

[Peter Schrager]

Drive that car, Laney.

[LaVar Arrington]

Drive a Toyota.

[Matt Rogers]

Easy. Drive a Toyota.

[Peter Schrager]

Denny Hamlin.

[LaVar Arrington]

Danny Hamlin's up there. Yeah, Danny's going for his fourth. Fourth Daytona win.

[Matt Rogers]

He's going to get comeback driver of the year.

[Peter Schrager]

What a call. Yeah, why don't you put that in your exhaust pipe and smoke it, Lee?

[Matt Rogers]

In a row.

[Peter Schrager]

Lee, can you. Can you give a. Can you give a winner here, please? Like two or give two or three that you. That you think are going to be winners here for.

[LaVar Arrington]

Okay, I'm going to give you reigning champion William Byron.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, God.

[Bowen Yang]

That doesn't sound like a winner.

[Matt Rogers]

Nope.

[Bowen Yang]

That does not sound like it.

[Peter Schrager]

Just the sound of it. Doesn't you miss me with that, Lee?

[LaVar Arrington]

Kyle Larson, Also Team Hendrix. 14.

[Bowen Yang]

There's a chance.

[LaVar Arrington]

And then I'll give you Denny Hamlin. Denny Hamlin. 12.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. Also a chance.

[LaVar Arrington]

Those are my three top three. If you want to.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm not with you, Lee.

[Bowen Yang]

What else? Do you have anything else, Lee, baby.

[LaVar Arrington]

Chastain's a good one.

[Matt Rogers]

You're crashing out, Lee.

[LaVar Arrington]

I'm crashing out?

[Matt Rogers]

What do you mean? I'm going strong.

[LaVar Arrington]

Going strong. It's SNL50 this weekend. We got a homecoming concert. We've got an anniversary special.

[Matt Rogers]

No, Lee. No. We want to hear about you wearing your pea coat and swindling people.

[LaVar Arrington]

I'm looking right now.

[Matt Rogers]

Your liquor.

[LaVar Arrington]

I think I found where I'm staying tonight.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm staying. Where are you staying?

[LaVar Arrington]

At the. At the hotel that also has the rotating lounge. Downtown Los Angeles just. Just down the street has a rotating lounge. Yeah, Rotating.

[Matt Rogers]

Have a rotating bed.

[LaVar Arrington]

It's going to have one.

[Bowen Yang]

Can we just go back over the financial component of this little. The week that you've had?

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah, I'm losing.

[Bowen Yang]

So you. You rented out your place.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

That's on the market.

[LaVar Arrington]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

To sell. But you rent it out for the month. Right.

[Matt Rogers]

But he rented it out because of a breakup up?

[Bowen Yang]

No, well, no. They initially. They couldn't sell it. So they're trying to get us any sort of cash flow.

[Matt Rogers]

But they were initially posting it because of breaking up. Initially, yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Sure.

[Matt Rogers]

Parting ways.

[LaVar Arrington]

Sure. Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Peter Schrager]

All right.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

So you rent it out and then now you're basically dipping into whatever profits you're making off this.

[Peter Schrager]

The rental.

[Bowen Yang]

Right. Or you're losing money running it.

[LaVar Arrington]

Yes, it's an awful. Yes, it was an awful decision.

[Matt Rogers]

You're losing money renting it by leader Lap.

[LaVar Arrington]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

So not only are you losing money on actually renting it out, you're spending more money. And by the way, so this begs the question.

[LaVar Arrington]

I was trying to camp. I was trying to go camping in the.

[Bowen Yang]

Begs the question.

[Matt Rogers]

So you were doing that out of necessity.

[Bowen Yang]

Go ahead. Have you paid off your fantasy league winners yet? Cuz you were the commissioner of your league and you took all of the pot. Did you use it? Used it?

[Matt Rogers]

Did you use it?

[LaVar Arrington]

It's paying for Valentine's.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I forgot about that.

[Bowen Yang]

You were trusted.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh my gosh.

[LaVar Arrington]

I was hoping I'd win squares this weekend.

[Matt Rogers]

Uncomfortable.

[LaVar Arrington]

I was one point off you $3,000.

[Matt Rogers]

A conspiracy theory. That is a mass proportion. That is ridiculously delight.

[LaVar Arrington]

That is true.

[Matt Rogers]

That's. I'm bad.

[LaVar Arrington]

I think it should be replaced.

[Matt Rogers]

He spent all their money.

[Bowen Yang]

Your debts off.

[Peter Schrager]

Dude, didn't Bernie Madoff do this? Isn't that how that started?

[Bowen Yang]

Probably to a higher degree, which is a Ponzi scheme.

[Peter Schrager]

But I think he started it with a fantasy league and he defrauded. Luckily.

[LaVar Arrington]

You're on to me.

[Peter Schrager]

You gotta pay them at some point.

[Matt Rogers]

You're on to me.

[LaVar Arrington]

Nobody's come knocking.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, not yet. Not yet.

[Peter Schrager]

Because you're homeless.

[LaVar Arrington]

That's true.

[Bowen Yang]

They don't know what are they gonna find you?

[Matt Rogers]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Don't be like lead to last.

[Peter Schrager]

You scam artistly.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh my gosh, Lee. That's ridiculous, bro. Good luck to.