Dan Patrick (2:54)

You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio. Final hour. It's a meat Friday. It's smoked ham, glazed or honey ham, Glazed or glazed ham, honey potato latkes and New England clam chowder. I'm gonna have to reduce my meds here, I think before I drive home.

Dan Patrick (3:15)

What do you think, Seaton?

Seaton O'Connor (3:17)

I don't think that's a bad idea. Gotta admit, maybe Anthony could drive for you.

Dan Patrick (3:20)

That might be the move. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Thank you for bearing with me this entire week. It has been a struggle here, but only one more hour. Smoked honey glazed ham, potato latkes, New England clam chowder. Who has it better than we do?

Todd (3:39)

Nobody.

Dan Patrick (3:41)

Nobody. Sunday night, the pressure is on. It's CJ Stroud and the Texans facing Patrick Mahomes and the Chief. Which team will rise to the occasion Sunday, 7 Eastern on NBC. And Peacock, we'll get to your phone calls coming up in the final hour of the program. 877 3DP show stat of the day is always brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of the program. According to the NFL, the Lions playoff probability increased to 54% while the Cowboys playoff probability fell to 7%. Great performance by the Lions. Here is their head coach, Dan Campbell.

Todd (4:21)

That game there is one of the few we've had where we really played complimentary football. I mean really, really did. You know.

Todd (4:30)

Everything was big and the.

Dan Patrick (4:32)

Guys really stepped up.

Todd (4:33)

But we did, we played complimentary football. It's what good teams do. You know, it doesn't matter how good your offense or defense, man, if you're not able to like help each other out when you need it with one of the phases, man, it's, it's tough.

Caller (4:45)

It makes it tough and we were able to do that today.

Dan Patrick (4:47)

Detroit goes to 8 and 5, Dallas 6, 6 and 1. But Dak Prescott says they're not done. They're not out of it. They guys are pissed off right now. I don't think this is any deflated moment. Like, oh, hands are up, we're done. You know what I mean? Like, no, no. Like absolutely not. Think you're going to get a team that's pissed, Especially as we talked about, right. A team that's kind of changed since the rivalry.

Todd (5:11)

This is the first time this group.

Dan Patrick (5:13)

To an ext this so hope it pisses people off the right way. We use it as fuel and I know starting with myself will make sure we have a great week of prep for next week. Cowboys are allowing almost 30 points per game and they're on pace to be.

Dan Patrick (5:30)

Well surpass the Cowboys team in 1960. That was the first season of their existence. Almost 31 points per game. So an expansion team and they're playing defense like the Cowboys in 1960. The Lions have won 15 consecutive games following a loss that's tied for the longest streak in NFL history. And that says a lot about the team, you know, that you're not going to have back to back losses and they, you know, rebound after the Packer loss and they went at 44 to 30 and once again that's another double digit win. That's 14 double digit wins since the start of last season.

Dan Patrick (6:24)

Feels like the Lions might be the Chiefs of the nfc that if they get in, they're the team to beat. The question is are they going to get in? Last night LeBron James had eight points. The Lakers picked up a win. So his streak of 1297 consecutive games scoring in double digits came to an end. The next closest streak in NBA history is Michael Jordan 866.

Dan Patrick (6:52)

Kevin Durant is now the new active double digit scoring leader, 267 games. So that's.

Paul (7:02)

You're saying he's got a chance.

Dan Patrick (7:03)

That's a thousand less than LeBron. If you combine the top ten active streaks, it would still fall short of LeBron James streak.

Dan Patrick (7:15)

But you know, he got the assist and the Lakers ended up winning that game. By the way, the wizards lost by 45 last night. The reason why I bring this up, since the start of last season, the wizards have lost three games by 45 or more. Tied with the Blazers for most in the NBA over that span. Congratulations.

Dan Patrick (7:49)

Brought to you by Panini America, the official trading cards of this program. We will have the best week in sports. We were talking about who had the worst week in sports and I think it was universal that we were saying Lane Kiffin had a bad week. Or Penn State football. I would say Penn State football, but that could change as early as today they bring in Matt Campbell.

Dan Patrick (8:13)

Lane Kiffin got paid but it feels like maybe the fallout from that and then he's going to be on college game day which. All right, bring him in. And I'm curious what he has to say, but it feels like an image makeover there. I don't know if it's going to be an interrogation. I don't know if he's taking blame for anything there. It's just like, may we move on? And coach Saban I'm sure will be there to give him a hug.

Todd (8:40)

Yes, Todd, So what is the flawed exactly? While Lane Kiffin's counting his millions and millions of dollars and goes to LSU that we should. How does someone get that kind of deal? And he could be like the worst of the week.

Dan Patrick (8:52)

Well, right now his image perception is terrible.

Todd (8:56)

And does he think he cares that much about. He may pretend to. When he tries to say the right things at press conferences, I would say.

Dan Patrick (9:05)

He cares because he keeps coming up with reasons that he wanted to stay. Somebody tried to run him off the road. All of his players and every national analyt media analyst wanted him to stay. And he keeps saying things that aren't true.

Todd (9:19)

And then he keeps finding more and more jobs and he keeps getting hired for more and more money.

Dan Patrick (9:23)

Also, somehow he still had a bad week, I think because of his image. I mean, you may say because he got paid. If that's the case, then don't say anything. He shouldn't say anything. He should be like, yeah, so what? I got paid. Yes.

Seaton O'Connor (9:38)

Yeah. I think it's, for me, it's something about, you know, when you have almost the entire sports world universally hating you because of the move you just made, but you and your family can be like, yeah, but the bank account is. I think you have to have incredibly tough skin to not let any of that affect you whatsoever. Especially after you've had this sort of roller coaster of a career and you just built up all of this goodwill. Two weeks ago he was, it was the most unbelievable redemption story. And then in the course of about seven days, the entire sports world turned on him. You know that I feel like that's a bad week.

Dan Patrick (10:12)

Yeah, I think that it does bother him. I can't imagine that it doesn't bother him. And now get it. He'll move past it. But if, you know, they'll probably revisit it maybe a little bit over the weekend. And it could be revisionist history as well because he keeps telling us things that didn't really happen. So he does care.

Paul (10:32)

Yeah, Paul, I think what bothers people as well is Lane Kiffin did not get a huge pay raise he didn't like. It's not like he went from James Madison to some school and went from 750 to $6 million a year. And it life changing. He would have gotten a tick less of pay. At Ole Miss, maybe. It may have been even compared to lsu. It's the surroundings around him that the money is. So most people are probably upset because he had it. He was in the SEC where you want to be. He's got a playoff team, which is what you want to have. And you took this now for not a huge pay raise.

Dan Patrick (11:05)

Well, he doesn't know how much he's getting paid. Right. That's another thing that he said. Yeah. How come I know how much he's getting paid but he doesn't? Yes.

Todd (11:13)

Todd, does LSU care or is it in any way a poor reflection on them that they hired this guy who's now public enemy number one? If he's such a bad guy, he's representing the team. He's the head guy. They only care about wins and championships. They'll wink at whatever bad personality traits Lane Kiffin has.

Dan Patrick (11:27)

Well, what do you think?

Todd (11:28)

I think that.

Dan Patrick (11:29)

I think LSU really cares that somebody may not like Lane Kiffin.

Todd (11:32)

I think LSU and Lane Kiffin don't really care at all.

Dan Patrick (11:36)

I think LSU only, they care about losses. That's all they care about, wins and losses. They're not worried about Lane Kiffin's personality profile. Yes.

Seaton O'Connor (11:47)

I don't think that lsu, like, I don't think the point that anyone's making either is that Lane Kiffin is a bad person, that he has all of these negative character traits and that they're like, man, why did they hire such an evil guy? It's just the mechanisms and, like, the way in which he left one team to go to another got a little clunky and people didn't like it. But it's not like they should regret their decision now when it was. It was them hiring him that made this happen, triggered this, you know what I mean? So it's not like no one's talking about, like, how could you hire such an evil person? That's. That's not the storyline at all.

Dan Patrick (12:22)

No, they got a great coach. Yeah, they do. They got a great coach. It's just a coach who couldn't figure out what story he was going to tell on the way out. Fish in Pennsylvania. Hi, Fish. What's on your mind today?

Caller (12:36)

Hey, boys. Glad you.

Dan Patrick (12:38)

Glad to be on.

Caller (12:40)

Speaking of Kiffin, High school and college teammates back and forth. It's been entertaining. I said, you might as well just worn a tiger suit, an actual tiger striped suit to this press conference, like, Tiger King esque, because of the spectacle. And also had a debate whether he or Kelly were bigger douchebags. To be honest.

Dan Patrick (13:07)

All right. Thank you. Fish don't need that. Pete in Iowa. Hi, Pete. What's on your mind today?

Caller (13:13)

Hey, thanks for taking my call. You were talking about Matt Campbell, and I think he's a great coach for Iowa State, and he makes 5 million a year, but he is 3, 3 and 6 against his arch rival, Iowa. And he averages eight wins a year, which around here is great, but I'm not sure it'll do it at Penn State. So I had a. Maybe a.

Caller (13:39)

Question for the poll. Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond or go swim in the ocean with the sharks?

Dan Patrick (13:50)

Well, I want to be challenged at the highest level, and I want to at least try that. I'd hate to go, man, I. I wish I would have tried that.

Todd (13:58)

Or.

Dan Patrick (13:59)

I wonder about that. I don't know how Matt Campbell's wired. I don't know if he's saying, you know, I got to prove that I can be up there with greatest coaches in America. I don't. I don't know if that what motivates him, but he's done a great job. He's turned down a lot of other offers. He may be comfortable in that environment. There you go to Penn State. You're right. You win eight games, that's not good enough. You know, you're going to the Outback Bowl. That's not good enough. You gotta. You gotta have. You gotta be on the doorstep. You gotta be in the playoffs. You gotta be in the conversation with Ohio State now, Indiana, Michigan. Yes, Marv.

Todd (14:34)

Well, now you can't be in the conversation. You gotta win. You can't, like, oh, let's get to playoffs.

Dan Patrick (14:39)

Now.

Todd (14:40)

They got to the playoffs with James Franklin. Winning the playoffs is what Penn State wants because that was the case, James Franklin would have still been at Penn State.

Dan Patrick (14:48)

Yeah, and I should throw Oregon in there as well, because they've proven that they belong. Usc, great recruiting class. You get nine wins. So, I mean, there's a whole lot of pressure in there, but there's pressure, you know, in all of these places. It's just. How much pressure is there? Hey, you win eight games, is everybody okay? Hey, if you only win eight games, is everybody okay? And I think we've seen that that's not always the case. Let's see John in Kansas City. Hi, John. What's on your mind today?

Caller (15:21)

Hey, I got a double stat of the day. And then throw someone else in for worst of the weekend. Let me throw in. Maybe Chris Paul could join that list.

Dan Patrick (15:32)

Okay, that's a bad day if you had a bad day. That's true.

Caller (15:36)

I'm sure it's carrying over double stand of the day. Jamir Gibbs. I'm sure you probably heard where they're talking about. He tied Barry Sanders for the Most touchdowns at 44 before Truman age of 24 looked it up. Barry took 50 games to do it. Demir took 44 games, which means he's now averaging one touchdown per game. The only other person to do more than one touchdown per game that's played more than 44 games was Jim Brown.

Dan Patrick (16:03)

All right, well, thank you, John. A couple double stats of the day. Okay.

Dan Patrick (16:10)

Stat of the day, here comes that. What? Stat of the day.

Dan Patrick (16:18)

Zach in Minnesota. Hi Zach. What's on your mind today?

Caller (16:23)

Hi, Dan calling. Six foot one, a dad bot of 210 pounds.

Caller (16:29)

Just calling in, been on hold for about an hour. You had an earlier caller who talked about changing the infrastructure of the field goal, bringing it up to the goal post. Now why that might eliminate the tush push. That'll definitely up the concussions. But reason I'm calling it is regarding field goals. I work in the medical laser sector and why don't we have lasers shooting out the top of the field goals for when they, you know, inevitably there's a one or two field goals that go over the top of those posts. Why don't we have laser shooting up so we can measure it so whether they're in or out. Thanks for what you do, Dan. Love listening to you every morning.

Dan Patrick (17:02)

Thank you, Zach. They have talked about lasers on top of the goal post, but we thought if you raised the crossbar up three feet, what would that do to field goals? Especially field goals of over 60 yards. I'm fine with it if you look, I think I might have the numbers here on close games so far this season and I think we've had more close games so far. 102 games decided by eight points or less through week 13. So that's tied for 11th most all time at this point of a season. But here's another number. Through week 13 there have been 53 games decided by three points or less. That's the third most all time at this point of a season. And I think that's where you have that valuable weapon, your place kicker. I mean we saw the Giants place kicker couldn't even kick it. He took a divot. And then you get Brandon Aubrey who's kicking 60 yard field goals on a regular basis. It's a weapon you have. I don't want to Say, oh, it's too easy. Because I don't think it's too easy. And you know, they use these cables, so you're able to use the ball. You're not a new football out there, which. That they should be able to. You should be able to have your own ball out there. Their kicker gets his own ball. That's why I couldn't care less about how inflated or deflated a football is with my quarterback. What do you want? Because you're going to handle the ball more than anybody. And then when he comes on the field, he can have that football how he wants it. I have no problem with that.

Paul (18:37)

Yeah, Paul, we were talking about the poll question. Would you rather have Brandon Aubrey the best kicker or the best wide receiver? Harrison Bucker, right now, the Chiefs is the Highest paid kicker, 6.4 million. So let's say Brandon Aubrey gets 7 million. You're paying him backup quarterback money. You're paying him fifth defensive lineman money or, you know, average cornerback money. To be the best at what he does. That's a steal. Seven million.

Dan Patrick (19:03)

Yes. Yeah. When you think about it, games on the line and, you know, the ability to get in field goal range now has never been easier. And to have that weapon, I just don't want to go, well, he's too good. I mean, they did this to Wilt Chamberlain. They outlawed the dunk because Wilt made it too easy. And they're like, no, you can't dunk. I mean, imagine that when Lu Alcindor went to ucla, he wasn't. I think they took out the dunk. He wasn't allowed to dunk, but Wilt Chamberlain, they're like, hey, wait a minute, that's too easy here. They talked about raising the basket many, many years ago, many decades ago. They wanted to raise it to 11ft because people were. It was too easy to dunk it. That. It sounds crazy, but they talked about widening the court. They talked about raising the hoop to 11ft or 12ft. I'm like, it's crazy. If somebody's good at what they do, it doesn't mean that, you know, you should punish them. Find somebody who can do what Brandon Aubrey can do. We'll take a break. We're back after this Dan Patrick Show. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio in the iHeartRadio app. Hey, it's Rob Parker and Kelvin Washington from the Odd Couple on Fox Sports Radio. And in addition to hearing us live.

Todd (20:26)

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Dan Patrick (24:30)

Fritz he had a suggestion on who had a worse week. Pittsburgh Steelers. They lose the game at home to Buffalo the Fire. Mike Tomlin Chance as well and I don't know where that story goes. Well, I guess it really hinges on is dependent on how well the Steelers play these final five weeks of the season. But you're not going to hear anything from Mike Tomlin speculating on anything other than well, I'm here getting the job done. I think it's going to be we're on to the next opponent. Much like Bill Belichick. But you know, he might get to the point where you have that conversation with seasons over. Depending on what if they win a couple of games in the postseason? Not likely. But what if they do? Do people then have a different opinion because Aaron Rodgers is not going to be there? Maybe. Maybe next year.

Dan Patrick (25:24)

I thought they might go out this year that this would be the last year of Tomlin, last year of Aaron Rodgers, but I mean more likely to have Tomlin back than Aaron Rodgers, I'm guessing. But you know that's, that doesn't set you up for the long haul. Your, your future is now you still don't have your quarterback or that quarterback that you can build on. And that would be my biggest question mark with Mike Tomlin staying there and trying to have anything more than just sustainable success. Yeah, Paul.

Paul (25:53)

Steelers have lost five the last seven. At the Ravens host the Dolphins at the Lions, at the Browns host the Ravens.

Dan Patrick (26:01)

Yeah, yeah. Probably two more wins, maybe sneak in a third.

Paul (26:09)

I know we brought this up but if you're a Steeler fan, weirdly what do you want to happen the last six games?

Dan Patrick (26:17)

You want to sneak into the playoffs? You want to win your division, host a playoff game, sneak into the playoffs about early.

Paul (26:23)

Sounds familiar. I've heard this, seen this movie before.

Dan Patrick (26:27)

Shannon in Indiana. Hi Shannon. What's on your mind?

Caller (26:32)

Morning dp how are you and the boys? Happy me Friday boys. I got a two part question for you Dan, with Tomlin, wouldn't you just leave if they're chanting that and you could have any job you want. And the second part of the question DP is if, if you have a coach but you can get Mike Tomlin, would you let him go to get my time?

Dan Patrick (27:00)

Well, I'm trying to think who, you know, what franchise is going to go, hey, we're going to fire. You know, I could see the Falcons moving on.

Dan Patrick (27:08)

I could see the Browns, I could see the Dolphins, Giants have already done that. Got rid of their coats. I'm going to guess, you know the Raiders, there's going to be five to seven jobs. If he wanted to leave the Steelers that he could do or maybe he takes a job in TV because the networks would be in line to bring him in as well. All right, who had the best week in sports? Okay, go around the room. The best week in sports and then we'll, we will bring you the most must win game of the weekend. Marvin, I'm going to start with you. Who do you think had the best week in sports?

Todd (27:44)

Drake May in the New England Patriots. They had a big win on Monday night. I think his MVP chances increased and they're 11 and 2 on the season.

Dan Patrick (27:53)

Yeah, he's the leading candidate right now for mvp. Paul, who had the best week?

Paul (27:57)

BYU head coach Kalani Satake. He got a nice pay raise deservingly so complete backing of the BYU Fans, alums, all the big people there. And then I would say Sataki also has a chance this weekend to put his team in the playoffs and take Notre Dame out. That will not be forgotten.

Dan Patrick (28:16)

Seaton o', Connor, who had the best week in sports?

Seaton O'Connor (28:18)

I think the New York Knicks had a great week in sports. They had the best week. They had a two time mvp, former MVP champion. Say this is the place that I want to go and he's still young enough. I don't know if he's in his prime necessarily, but he's still young enough that he's got plenty of good years left. That's always a good thing, especially for a team like, like the Knicks.

Dan Patrick (28:40)

Todd, how about you, who had the best week?

Todd (28:42)

The Houston Texans, very much on the rise. 2016 win at Indy last Sunday. They're 75, just one behind the Jags and Colts, keeping their playoff hopes very much alive. Watch out for the Texans.

Dan Patrick (28:53)

All right. Andrew in Michigan. Andrew, what's on your mind today?

Dan Patrick (28:59)

Good morning, Dan.

Caller (29:00)

511 and IPA away from 245.

Caller (29:06)

Thank you. First of all, I got your autographed calendar, Fritzy. Oh, behave yourself.

Caller (29:18)

Second.

Caller (29:20)

I'm a positive lion fan. I'm going to rebuke your fraudulent lion fan that was positive earlier in your show.

Caller (29:29)

We're.

Caller (29:31)

We'Re two wins away from having back to back to back double digit seasons. We've never had that. We've, we've never had back to back to back playoffs. So I, we're still in this branch was a bummer. I wish him well.

Dan Patrick (29:46)

Yeah.

Caller (29:46)

Last night Campbell showed we can punt the ball in our own side of the field and have success and kick field goal and have success. So I'm very positive about the Lions and I wish you guys well. Thanks, Dan.

Dan Patrick (30:00)

Well, thank you. Thank you, Andrew. You should be positive. It's a good team. It's, you know, your expectation level was raised so high and you know, were there some bad calls by Dan Campbell? Yes. That cost you a chance to go to the Super Bowl. Yes. But you still have a talented roster. The rest of the division is catching up to you. You just, you know, you have to factor that in as well. And imagine if the Vikings had a decent quarterback this year. They would have been in the mix probably as well. Bob in Montana is back. Hi Bob. What's on your mind today?

Caller (30:38)

Oh, hey, bt dt, thanks for taking my call. First, thanks for passing your cold on over to me here over the airwaves. Hey, you had some technical issues yesterday with interview and he Mentioned he could use a lip reader. At the Thanksgiving Day game between the Chiefs and the Cowboys, there was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader signing the national anthem. So I thought maybe, Fritz, you could reach out to her and maybe you just have her like as a permanent studio member in case you have future technical issues. But the real reason I'm calling finally is Monday. This Monday the 8th is my 60th birthday. I'll be spending it at this cool resort with my hot new 36 year old girlfriend. So rather than I said she's in my videos. When I set that pie to the face video for Marvin, she's the one who hits me with a pie to face. I don't know if you guys saw that a couple of months ago, but she's in there. But rather, rather than singing Happy Birthday, I was gonna request that Marvin, maybe you could play some Doors bumper music on Monday for me and Jim Morrison's Auto. Because It's Jim Morrison's 82nd birthday on Monday.

Dan Patrick (31:40)

Okay, Bob and his hot 36 year old girlfriend.

Paul (31:44)

Yes, Paul, that brings us to the topic. If you were 60 and single, what is the floor age?

Dan Patrick (31:53)

I think it's half, and then you add eight years, so that'd be 38. 38. So Bob's a, you know, a little younger at 36. Smoking hot 36 year old. I think it's half your age.

Paul (32:07)

Right.

Dan Patrick (32:08)

Or. And then you add eight, eight years to it. And that's supposed to be the ballpark if you want to marry somebody younger. Yes.

Seaton O'Connor (32:15)

And where did that formula come from, guys?

Dan Patrick (32:17)

I have no idea. Dudes, I have no idea. Yeah, guys. Yeah, of course.

Paul (32:20)

The group of guys, the council of guys.

Dan Patrick (32:24)

Everything comes from guys. Hey, we're gonna make this up. So it's okay to date somebody who is 36? Yes.

Paul (32:32)

Paul, did anyone here ever date someone quite a bit older? Quite a bit younger when you're single?

Caller (32:37)

Of course.

Paul (32:40)

Like where if you brought it up to a friend, you'd be. Oh, you know the reaction with the age difference?

Dan Patrick (32:46)

No. Well, we've all been married a long time, so it's not like, yeah, anybody's 50 and they're dating somebody 25. Yes. Todd.

Todd (32:54)

I had a briefling, the Simone thing when I was 19 and she was like 34. As a. She was a hairstylist in Brooklyn. We met on a boat in Sheepshead Bay. But you know, we dated briefly, but that wasn't any kind of long.

Paul (33:05)

That's extreme for a 19 year old.

Todd (33:06)

That was an exciting, exciting month or so.

Dan Patrick (33:10)

So she Put out the platter that had, like, cauliflower.

Todd (33:13)

And she had a condo in Sheepshead Bay. And she. The bedroom was upstairs. And she came up with a plate of, like, celery and carrots and all kinds of vegetables and dip and stuff. And things got fun.

Dan Patrick (33:25)

Yeah.

Paul (33:25)

Paul, I hesitate to ask because I've heard this story a number of times, but I don't know the origin of the meeting of you two rascals.

Todd (33:32)

It was my parents anniversary. We were on a boat, like a dinner boat thing in Sheepshead Bay. And she was sitting with a friend. And I saw her from across the room. And I was telling my brother, wow, she's pretty hot. And he, like, kind of dared me to go over there to make conversation. She went outside the boat there, and she was smoking a cigarette. And I just said some kind of corny line like, you know, I can get used to this kind of life on the boat here. And she smiled, and she was supposed to meet up with a guy, her and her sister, I guess. And it turned out that they. I guess they didn't show up or they came out late. So it was just her and her friend or her sister sitting there. And we just got to talking and we went to see some movie called Wild Orchid, which was a. Sitting in the back of a.

Dan Patrick (34:07)

That'll get things going.

Todd (34:09)

I think it was the makers of Nine and a Half Weeks made this movie, Wild Orchid. We were sitting in the back row and, you know, I never experienced some of those things in a movie theater before. So she taught me a couple things. Even though you're allowed to thank God the guy with the flashlight didn't come around.

Dan Patrick (34:20)

Wait, what happened in the back row?

Todd (34:22)

There was some intimacy. They're not.

Dan Patrick (34:23)

Not.

Todd (34:23)

Not nothing, you know.

Dan Patrick (34:26)

Was there nudity?

Todd (34:28)

Was there nudity? I think it was everything short of, you know, Organs being. Coming out or anything like that. But there was a. There was some heavy petting. And I never. I never experienced anything like that.

Dan Patrick (34:40)

So glad I asked.

Dan Patrick (34:44)

Organs.

Todd (34:46)

We were definitely doing something illegal. But there was no. There was nothing where. I don't think we could have gone to prison for it. But someone would have said, like, you know, you guys can't do that here.

Dan Patrick (34:56)

Well, it cost Pee Wee Herman his career. He was in a movie theater. Just saying.

Dan Patrick (35:02)

Anywho, Mark in Atlanta. Hey, Mark, what's on your mind today?

Caller (35:09)

Hey, Dan, second time caller.

Caller (35:12)

A couple weeks ago, I called in and gave Fritz. Yeah. Really hard time about a song called get out of the Left Lane. So I just Wanted to call and apologize. I did see a video and it sort of his facial expression looked like that hit him pretty hard, so. Apologies, Fritzi.

Todd (35:29)

I could be a little sensitive, so I appreciate that, Mark.

Dan Patrick (35:31)

Yeah, it's okay, Mark. But thank you. Thank you. You're a better man. Bigger man there for the apology. How about the most must win game of the weekend? Let's see who looks like they're poised and ready to pounce. The most must win game of the weekend, Todd.

Todd (35:48)

I believe Ross Tucker mentioned it earlier. I'm going with those Kansas City Chiefs at 6 and 6. A must win at home versus the pesky Texans. They fall to 6 and 7. I think you can finally wrap things up for the chief season poll.

Paul (36:00)

I'm going off the board a little bit with The Miami Dolphins. 5 and 7. Mike McDaniels calmed things down a lot. You lose to the jets. Even at the jets, you're right back in the hot seat.

Dan Patrick (36:12)

Seaton. Most must win game of the weekend.

Seaton O'Connor (36:14)

I think the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have a must win game this weekend.

Dan Patrick (36:19)

They've lost like five of their last seven, I think.

Seaton O'Connor (36:21)

Yeah, they need to. To right the ship here. Saints are a team. They should be able to do that again.

Dan Patrick (36:27)

It always feels like the team that's the second best team in that rivalry wins those games for some reason. It's like, I wouldn't be surprised that the Saints win the game. Marvin.

Todd (36:39)

My. Virginia Cavaliers in the ACC championship game.

Paul (36:42)

My.

Dan Patrick (36:42)

Okay.

Todd (36:43)

There's a playoff birth on the line with that game.

Dan Patrick (36:46)

I didn't know they were yours. Okay. Virginia Cavaliers against the pesky Duke Blue Devils.

Todd (36:52)

Come on, let's go.

Dan Patrick (36:53)

Yeah. Simon in Virginia Beach. Hi, Simon. What's on your mind?

Caller (36:59)

Hey. Hey, Dan.

Dan Patrick (37:01)

Hey, bud.

Caller (37:02)

Thank you, Todd Organs.

Dan Patrick (37:06)

There you go.

Caller (37:06)

It's back. Al Michaels on Black Friday football. Let it loose again.

Dan Patrick (37:13)

Yeah, we thought that because Seaton did the impersonation of Al Michaels to Al Michaels, that Al would stop saying. And there he goes. And I'm glad that Al is bringing that back. I think he was a little surprised when you did that, Seaton.

Seaton O'Connor (37:28)

Yeah, he didn't really seem to like it very much. It's an awful moment for me personally.

Dan Patrick (37:33)

I thought it was great just to see his face. He's like, wait, I sound like. And there he goes.

Seaton O'Connor (37:39)

There he goes. Yeah, Just really seeing his face there and saying. I don't know if I sound like that or something. Like, oh, it's awful.

Dan Patrick (37:47)

Yes. Terrible moment for me. Perry in Charlotte. Perry, thanks for holding. What's on your mind today.

Caller (37:55)

Hey, man, second time, long time giving a call about promotion. Relegation according a couple of months ago brought it up. But it's like one hurdle we're kind of missing with the college basketball in college football. Promotion, relegation ideas in Europe, they have a balanced schedule. There's 20 teams basically in each league and everybody plays a home and away with each team. Don't know how that would like kind of apply more with the ncaa and you have unbalanced schedules. One team might play the toughest schedule in the league and then another team might play a very easy schedule and they stay up, the other team drops down. So not sure if there's a way to combat that, but I feel like it's a hurdle like we really haven't kind of broached when it comes to promotion and relegation with Perry is being.

Dan Patrick (38:45)

A buzzkill because all we're doing is throwing out fun things. Promotion and relegation and Perry's got to get all technical on us here. Yes.

Seaton O'Connor (38:53)

No, I mean, I think there's probably a formula that already sort of exists, like the NFL. You know, you sort of play a home and away there for a lot of your schedule but then have other out of conference games. It's sort of, that's. I don't really think that would be too difficult of a nut to crack or like a riddle to solve.

Dan Patrick (39:11)

Yeah, I think you could do it. I think it'd be another added element of the college football season. You would be focusing on other games as well and you know who's going to be relegated, who's going to be promoted. I think it would be fun. And maybe it's down the road there. And maybe it's down the road that college football takes on the Premier League format. We'll take a break. Last call for phone calls. What we learned, what's in store for Monday. And if you're watching on Peacock, we're headed out to the Traeger Grills after this. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows@foxsportsradio.com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live.

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Paul (43:21)

Limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us.

Dan Patrick (43:24)

Cut the camera. They see us. Only pay for what you need@liberty mutual.com.

Todd (43:30)

Savings. Very underwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company and affiliates. Excludes Massachusetts.

Dan Patrick (43:33)

Who has it better than we do? Nobody.

Paul (43:37)

Yes, Paul, we're gonna make you a plate. The tin foil like your mom used to do. We'll put some tin foil over it. We'll put it in the fridge for you.

Caller (43:43)

All right.

Dan Patrick (43:44)

That'd be nice. That'd be nice. I appreciate that. Okay. You want to run over the Saturday college football schedule?

Paul (43:52)

Yeah, we're just discussing. It's a bit of a. Not a quandary. It might be a two TV or pub weekend, noon Eastern, BYU, Texas Tech, 4 o' clock Eastern. ABC, Georgia, Bama. But then side by side, 8:00pm Eastern on Fox. Indiana, Ohio State, and then Duke, Virginia on abc against each other.

Dan Patrick (44:13)

I don't know if that's against each other.

Paul (44:16)

Well, Duke, Virginia, it should be a tight game.

Paul (44:22)

Duke in Virginia could screw things up for some people.

Dan Patrick (44:24)

Oh, if Duke wins, you're gonna really screw things up. Yes.

Todd (44:27)

Marvin, does Virginia style points in order to make sure they're in the College Football Playoff? Because what if they went on a last second field goal and the committee is going to be like, man, they just barely beat a Duke team that has five losses.

Dan Patrick (44:40)

I don't know.

Dan Patrick (44:42)

I. Let's put it this way, I wouldn't take a chance. I would try to win, you know, as impressive as possible. Rich in New York. Hi, Rich. What's on your mind today?

Caller (44:54)

Hi, Dan. If Alabama wins, will they be in the top four? And if they don't, well, they make the top 12.

Dan Patrick (45:05)

I think if they have a close game with Georgia, they would. Now, I'm just going by what others have said. I'm not an expert on it, but if you do beat Georgia, then maybe you are one of the top four teams. I'm gonna apply logic to it, but sometimes Logic doesn't always work. Mike in Vegas. Hi, Mike.

Caller (45:26)

Hey, Dan. Happy Friday to you on the Voice. Enjoy your meat Friday. Big Lions fans was excited with the game last night, but me and my 16 year old son were watching. And our frustration was with Kirk Herbstreet, who we normally love his nickname calling of Schottenheimer. Calling him Shotty the entire game caused my son to throw a foam finger at the screen. And then referring to Hutchinson as Hutch. It's almost like he's too friendly or think he's too funny with it all. But the Shotty thing really got to me. I'm 60 years old, so it got to me more because all I could think of is Marge shot back in the day and couple that with a couple that with her singing a 50 Cent song. Go, Shoddy. It's your birthday. Just took me way off track, so.

Dan Patrick (46:09)

All right, thank you. Thank you, Mike In Vegas, I don't know if Brian Schottenheimer's dad, Marty Schottenheimer, was referred to as shoddy during NFL games.

Paul (46:20)

Big shoddy, little shoddy.

Dan Patrick (46:22)

I don't think. I don't think. You know, I'm trying to remember. I don't know if any analyst or play by play person said, well, let's see what Shoddy can dial up here.

Seaton O'Connor (46:32)

For the Chargers, he was actually shot in Jaime. And then the junior is more shoddy, but he shot at me.

Dan Patrick (46:40)

Alan in Charleston. Hi, Alan. What's on your mind?

Caller (46:44)

Well, thanks for picking up, Dan. Over the years, I picked up a couple of your autograph calendars, and I was. I was wondering if this year you would allow me to purchase a calendar that's signed by Weeks, Dylan, Mario, and Tyler. I'd throw in a couple of extra bucks if you wanted.

Dan Patrick (47:05)

Yeah, I can let the back room guys have their own autograph calendar if that something you would like.

Caller (47:11)

All right, good. I'll set it up with Tyler then. Thank you.

Dan Patrick (47:15)

All right, Alan. Yeah, I don't know if there's a big market for that with. Let's test it.

Paul (47:20)

Big revenue stream we're missing.

Dan Patrick (47:22)

I love it. I love it. We could have the back room guys sign their. Sign the calendars. Mike and Madison. Hi, Mike. What's on your mind today?

Caller (47:33)

Hey, D.P. i wasn't planning on calling today, but I'm sure, like a lot of your listeners, I was thinking we need to send out an APB on Shake because I have not heard him.

Dan Patrick (47:47)

Oh, you know, you're right. They did lose. He was really excited yesterday during the gambling podcast I didn't even think of that. It's called Danny. Yeah, I. Well, there's still three minutes to go if Shay wants to join us and talk about the Cowboys. He was in a good mood yesterday. So when we did the gambling podcast, I think he had some pretty high praise and, and hopes for the Cowboys against the Lions last night. Would you say that's right, Marvin?

Todd (48:18)

Absolutely. There was like positivity with Shay. Super weird to see.

Dan Patrick (48:23)

Sorry about that. It'll be good to get.

Dan Patrick (48:30)

Get through this this weekend. Sorry about blowing your ears out there.

Todd (48:35)

That's all good.

Dan Patrick (48:39)

Yeah. Well, if Todd would have done it, you would have been yelling at him. You're right.

Seaton O'Connor (48:42)

I was kind of a hilarious visual.

Dan Patrick (48:44)

On TV though, I gotta admit.

Seaton O'Connor (48:46)

Like you mute the thing and like your tongue just comes out your coughing.

Dan Patrick (48:49)

But you can't hear any sound. It's kind of hilarious. This day in sports history.

Paul (48:55)

Paul, 1908 Dan in university of Pittsburgh numerals were first used on college football uniforms. And this is a great one. I don't think it gets enough credit. 2016. Klay Thompson had 60 points in a game. He sat down with 122 left in the third quarter and didn't play again.

Seaton O'Connor (49:14)

He also dribbled the ball seven times.

Dan Patrick (49:16)

Yeah, he had 40 points in 18 minutes in the first half. Dude, he had 60 through three quarters. Wow. They should have kept him out there.

Seaton O'Connor (49:26)

Rest of the game. Kind of disappointing for him, actually. Had a really hot start and then after that he cooled off and.

Dan Patrick (49:32)

Yeah, they won.142 to 106. See that, that it helps if you're in a competitive game. Like Kobe when he played against Toronto and had his 81, it was a close game and so he had to stay in and play that game. Alrighty, let's see. Anything else that needs to be mentioned?

Dan Patrick (49:53)

No. Let's go around the room. What we learned on the program. Todd, you learned anything today?

Todd (49:57)

I did Ross Tucker with a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome old movie reference saying Jackson Dart has to get out of.

Dan Patrick (50:02)

Bounds and not take a master blaster hit Seaton. What did you learn today?

Seaton O'Connor (50:07)

I learned I might have a spray tan coming.

Caller (50:10)

Yes.

Dan Patrick (50:10)

Yeah. That's hot. That is hot, Marvin.

Todd (50:14)

Speaking of hot, Bobby Montana has a 36 year old girlfriend.

Dan Patrick (50:18)

Yeah, a smoking hot 36 year old. Paul, what did you learn?

Paul (50:22)

So did Fritzi at age 19?

Dan Patrick (50:24)

Yes, he did. Yes, he did. How old was she? 33.

Todd (50:28)

I was 19 and she was like 33 or 34 for there's a good month.

Dan Patrick (50:32)

Her friends had to say to her, man, look at that. You. You caught a good one, man. You at 19. That was a catch for her.

Todd (50:39)

That was pretty inexperienced. I just kind of followed along.

Dan Patrick (50:43)

Well, Organs, thanks for putting up with me this week. I'll be better next week. Have a great weekend.

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That's a game changer right there.

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