The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 3: NFL Pressure Cooker Featuring David Spade Release Date: May 29, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of The Dan Patrick Show, host Dan Patrick delves deep into the intense pressures facing NFL teams and their key players as the new season approaches. The hour is further enlivened by a special appearance from comedian David Spade, adding humor and star power to the discussion.
NFL Pressure Cooker: An In-Depth Analysis
Poll Introduction: At the outset of the main segment ([02:47]), Dan Patrick introduces a poll question to gauge listeners' opinions on which NFL teams or individuals are under the most pressure heading into the upcoming season:
Dan Patrick ([02:47]): "99 days until the start of football season, but who's counting? Who has the most pressure going into this year's NFL season?"
Caller Insights and Debates: Several callers contribute to the conversation, each presenting different perspectives on where the pressure lies.
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Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills ([03:21]):
- Caller: "I'm going to say Josh Allen and the Bills. It's been so close and they're flirting with it."
- Dan Patrick ([04:09]): "I think there's a little more pressure on Joe Burrow than you would normally think..."
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Detroit Lions ([03:34]):
- Caller: "The Detroit Lions. They've been on the cusp for a couple years now. Now it's time for them to step up."
- Dan Patrick ([03:39]): "Have we moved past the San Francisco 49ers with being on the cusp here? And Brock Purdy just signed a new deal."
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Lamar Jackson and John Harbaugh ([04:09]):
- Caller: "Those guys took the top two. I'm going to go slash. John Harbaugh, Lamar Jackson, they have to advance deep. They have to make a Super Bowl."
- Dan Patrick ([04:18]): "That's the correct answer. Lamar Jackson and you. And you could say yes. I have the answers to the test right here."
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Miami Dolphins and Tua Tagovailoa ([04:36]):
- Caller: "I'm going to say Lamar Jackson. I have a short leash there. They have to do something great this year."
- Dan Patrick ([05:29]): "I think this would make or break break year for him to keep his job."
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Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals ([07:01]):
- Caller: "They have to make it to the Super Bowl. I think the pressure is more on Josh Allen if he wants to be the best player in the NFL."
- Dan Patrick ([07:01]): "Maybe the pressure is more on Josh Allen if he wants to be the best player in the NFL."
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Mark Sanchez and the New England Patriots ([16:00]):
- Caller: "He's got one year to save his career. He's at... Gerard Mayo didn't get that big of a haul."
- Dan Patrick ([16:09]): "They already got the videos of Russ, too. It's like there's four quarterbacks all throwing."
Key Takeaways:
- Lamar Jackson and John Harbaugh are highlighted as primary figures under significant pressure to lead their team deep into the playoffs.
- Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills also emerge as pivotal players facing expectations to perform exceptionally.
- Joe Burrow of the Bengals and Mark Sanchez of the Patriots are discussed as additional figures grappling with high-stakes expectations.
- The conversation introduces a tiered pressure system, categorizing teams and individuals based on the intensity of expectations ([07:15], [17:08]).
Notable Quotes:
- Dan Patrick ([04:18]): "That's the correct answer. Lamar Jackson and you."
- Caller ([10:44]): "Imagine during OTAs, the Jacksonville media is there and also, excuse me, Trevor, I don't know if you've heard you're on level one pressure according to the Dan Patrick, your thoughts?"
- Dan Patrick ([13:17]): "Tier one, Tier one."
Special Guest Appearance: David Spade
Entering the Conversation ([43:06]): The dynamic duo welcomes comedian David Spade to the show, infusing the episode with humor and light-hearted banter. David Spade discusses his experiences in comedy and shares amusing anecdotes from his career.
Humorous Exchanges:
- Dan Patrick: "We were just talking about there is a moment, there's a clip that's been viral for a long time where you're sitting with Chris Rock and, and you're at a Laker game and Rock is talking to Kobe..."
- David Spade ([27:42]): "What he's saying is we don't know, but I know he's saying a lot and he's just going on May. If he's talking to me, I couldn't hear him."
Behind-the-Scenes Stories: David shares behind-the-scenes stories from events like attending Laker games and interacting with celebrities.
David Spade ([29:09]): "I saw him backstage. I said, I think I'm sitting next to you. And he was obviously overjoyed."
Comedy Insights: Brendan Patrick Hughes and Dan Patrick engage with David Spade about the challenges of performing comedy, dealing with different audiences, and the intricacies of live performances.
Notable Quotes:
- David Spade ([35:38]): "I do like having something [on the desk]. If the story I'm telling isn't that interesting, maybe you find something on the desk and then you go, oh, that's interesting."
- Dan Patrick ([40:12]): "If you got rid of the mustache... beard. If you just clean shaven, you probably could pass for about 29."
Interwoven Segments and Promotions
Throughout the episode, Dan Patrick seamlessly integrates promotions for various podcasts and specials, including:
- David Spade’s Stand-Up Special "Dandelion" available on Amazon Prime.
- Covino and Rich from Fox Sports Radio discussing a wide array of topics.
- Various other iHeartRadio podcasts such as Good Company, Divine Intervention, Dope Labs, and The War on Drugs Podcast.
These promotions are woven into the conversation, ensuring listeners are informed without disrupting the flow of the main content.
Conclusion and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Dan Patrick summarizes the key points discussed, reiterates the importance of understanding the pressures in the NFL, and teases upcoming segments and guest appearances. The episode concludes with a heartfelt interaction celebrating Dan's new grandchild, seamlessly blending personal moments with professional discussions.
Final Notable Quotes:
- Dan Patrick ([54:09]): "We learned. Brought to you by Mako. Get your car back to life..."
- Caller ([53:59]): "You believe Lamar Jackson and John Harbaugh are under the most pressure going into this NFL season."
Overall, The Dan Patrick Show episode titled "Hour 3 – NFL Pressure Cooker, David Spade" offers a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of the high-stakes environment in the NFL, enriched by insightful caller discussions and the comedic flair of David Spade. This blend of sports analysis and humor makes for a captivating listen, whether you're a die-hard football fan or simply enjoy dynamic conversations with celebrity guests.