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Dan Patrick
Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio. Oh, it'll be tough to top. Last hour with Darius Rucker. Played a new single and sounded great. Great to see him. Will Ferrell just saw Will. He's outside. We let him in and he'll join his final hour of the program as he has a new show called the Hawk and features Will Ferrell. Premiered on Netflix yesterday and Will said it's the number one streaming show in America. Stat of the Day brought to you by Panini America. The official trading cards of the program. Golf's oldest major. You'll find it on NBC. And Peacock this weekend. Scotty Shepler, the defending champ, looking to retain the claret jug. You can also see this program on peacock as well. 8773 DP show. We'll get some more phone calls coming up. It is a Meat Friday. Dylan picked out the menu. We recruited chef Greg from Rec tech, and he flew in to create Meat Friday for Will and Darius. So what's the menu, Dylan?
Dylan
We got the loaded Italian meat, fatty, the low country shrimp and grits. Yeah. Jersey shore Italian hoagie stromboli.
Dan Patrick
I'm curious about that one.
Dylan
That's going to be good. I think.
Dan Patrick
I think it's all going to be good.
Dylan
Well, yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Dylan
And lastly, Dan, which we've already sampled these smoked shotgun shells, which. Those were awesome.
Dan Patrick
I know Darius went out before. He was going to come in here and sing a song. And I go, are you going to be able to sing? He goes, it doesn't matter. This tastes too good. Rec tech dot com. Rec tech. They're fired up today. Whatever you have. Ribs, wings, brisket, they'll make everything better. Meet Friday on the DP show, brought to you by the great folks at Rec Tech. All right, poll question for the final hour of the program.
Dylan
Well, then this is kind of a serious one that we were actually discussing the other day, me and some of the other guys in the back. Would you rather be the golf ball picker upper guy at the driving range or the Zamboni driver?
Dan Patrick
Oh, Zamboni.
Dylan
Like, no question.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, yeah, we. We look, we watch the Zamboni guy. We find the guy who's picking up golf balls on the range, like people are trying to hit him a golf ball.
Dylan
What if people were trying to hit golf balls at you on the Zamboni?
Dan Patrick
Well, that'd be interesting to kind of see how you would get the golf ball, golf club in and on a driving range. It's a stupid question by you, but it's a Friday, last hour.
Dylan
I think it's. I think it might be a little closer than you think. No.
Dan Patrick
No.
Dylan
Okay. I don't know. All right, then.
Dan Patrick
I have been in the cart. I've done the range, picking up. Oh, yeah. And you just have golf balls flying at you. You know, the Zamboni, you're featured. It's like in between periods, and there you are, and music's going and you're riding around and everybody's watching you. We're fascinated by the Zamboni. Yeah.
Paulie
Paulie, I also worked at A golf course. And the pickup golf balls guy, that was entry level, and it's hot, and you're just getting ting, ting, ting. The Zamboni driver is a position of respect.
Dan Patrick
I had to do it where they had this metal thing that you pick them up individually. Bad that. That was big because, you know, they'd have these professional tournaments there, and they were playing with great, you know, Titleists, like, real great golf balls, not range stuff. So you go out and have to pick them up because they were valuable. That was a chore. I used to mow greens as well, and a little Toro handheld do that. You had to get the line straight, don't, you know, go through and cut the apron. Yes.
Dylan
Dylan, would you rather be the driving range picker upper guy or, like, the. The guy, the green screeper who gets to ride, like, the massive riding mower? You know that one where it's like.
Dan Patrick
Oh, that. It's like the half of a fairway. Yeah, yeah. Once again, that. That you can see your creation. Yeah, like, when I mow to green, like, I could look at it and go, damn, that looks good.
Dylan
Nice lines.
Dan Patrick
Yes, yes. And I enjoyed it. I mean, it was good work. Early morning work, but it was good work. $2.35 an hour. Yes. Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
Well, adjusted for inflation, that's like $80 an hour.
Dan Patrick
No, it's not.
Dylan
So I.
Castle 1021
All right, then.
Dylan
You want to do a different poll question since you.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, yeah, I didn't like them.
Yamanika Saunders
All right.
Dylan
Would you rather play golf with Darius Rucker or Lonnie the Hawk, who is going to be showing up here any minute?
Dan Patrick
Well, I've played golf with Darius before, and he's really competitive, by the way. Really competitive. So it's. It was like I played with Bill Murray, and I thought it was going to be fun. And we talk Ghostbusters and Stripes, and he was serious, and so that was kind of a buzzkill. Darius isn't singing while you're playing. He's. He's very serious. I'm going to guess that Will Ferrell would be better, that he. Will would have fun. Like, I don't think he's going to take it too seriously, but maybe his character in the Netflix show, maybe he would take it a little more serious. He's got his Dodger jersey on out there, got his hair tips frosted. He's got his visor on. He's ready to go. He brought in, you know, some swag for us, brought in some hats. Yes, Paulie.
Paulie
I remember the last time we hung With Will was in Dublin and. And he shows up, six foot five with a Sweden tracksuit on, head to toe in yellow. Easy to pick him out of a
Dan Patrick
crowd, but I think his wife is from Sweden. Yes, yes. But, yeah. So he'll join us coming up in about 15 minutes. Get a couple of phone calls here. Did you recap the poll questions? We're going to play the LeBron James game as well. Of the final. Final LeBron James game. Of where he's going to end up. Because I get a feeling after the World cup, then maybe LeBron makes the announcement. I think there are all indications he was going to announce it this week and maybe because of the World cup, like, I don't know. But even the commissioner. Here's Adam Silver yesterday on CNBC talking about. He's waiting for LeBron.
Adam Silver
We have to finish up the schedule.
Ben Maller
Right.
Adam Silver
And where LeBron plays will affect the schedule. So I would like him to make his announcement already so we can finish the schedule. Because as you might imagine, the teams are calling us, the networks are calling us, and everybody wants to lock in the schedule, but it will influence how we set the schedule, how we set opening week, Christmas Day, etc. So I need him to make a decision.
Dan Patrick
Okay. The commissioner doesn't know, but he's waiting for the schedule. And once we know where LeBron's going to be, that team will certainly be featured. Probably more than they would be normally, but maybe next week. Feels like he knows, but he's just waiting to, for whatever reason, to reveal this. Yes, Marvin.
Marvin
So teams. Players with the most national TV games will probably be the warriors, right? Knicks.
Dan Patrick
Well, only if The warriors get LeBron.
Marvin
No, I mean, Steph by himself, I think is enough to get you 30 to 40 national TV games.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Marvin
Because Steph is still there.
Dan Patrick
Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
Kerry Brownstein
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
I've been following the NBA. Yeah.
Marvin
So it's Steph.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Marvin
Wherever LeBron plays, the Knicks, spurs, like you're getting 35 plus for those teams.
Dan Patrick
Giannis. Giannis in Miami.
Marvin
Not as many as those teams.
Dan Patrick
Spurs are featured more than Giannis, in your opinion?
Marvin
Pie to the face. Yes.
Dan Patrick
Okay. I'm. I'm not going to bat you. I'm just. I just. It was a question.
Marvin
Good sports radio conversation.
Dan Patrick
Yes, it was. Yes.
Paulie
Yes, Paulie, I had the preseason list of national TV games by team last year. So October of last year, there are four teams that had 34 national TV games. Who can guess those four teams?
Dan Patrick
The Lakers.
Paulie
Correct.
Dan Patrick
The Celtics.
Paulie
The Celtics were 25 because of the Tatum injury? Probably.
Dan Patrick
Oh, big affect. Okay. The OKC Thunder.
Paulie
Correct.
Dan Patrick
The Atlanta.
Castle 1021
Okay.
Paulie
Atlanta Hawks were. They weren't last.
Dan Patrick
Wait, were they featured more than the late. Than. Who did I say? San Antonio.
Paulie
Who was last year?
Dan Patrick
Oh, the Celtics.
Paulie
The Hawks had 13 national TV games. The spurs had 22.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paulie
Wemby, coming off the. The injury.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Paulie
Two other teams had 34. Three other teams had 34 national TV games.
Dan Patrick
The Knicks.
Paulie
Knicks is correct.
Dan Patrick
Okay, Marvin, you got one.
Marvin
The Warriors.
Paulie
Yep. Knicks, Thunder, Lakers, Warriors. The next tier is Rockets, Timberwolves, Nuggets, Celtics, Cavs at 24. Who can guess the bottom five team? This is brutal. Five. Five teams last year had only two national TV games.
Dylan
Wizards.
Paulie
Correct.
Marvin
Jazz.
Paulie
Correct.
Dylan
Kings.
Paulie
Kings had nine.
Dylan
Really?
Dan Patrick
Orlando.
Paulie
Orlando saucily had 14.
Will Ferrell
Nets.
Paulie
Nets is correct.
Dan Patrick
Good call.
Dylan
They had any.
Paulie
The last team is Canadian.
Marvin
The Vancouver Raptors.
Paulie
Raptors had two Raptors.
Dylan
Rude dang.
Dan Patrick
All right. Couple of phone calls and. But let's play the LeBron James. The final LeBron James game.
Will Ferrell
Todd going back to Cleveland.
Dan Patrick
When does he make the announcement?
Will Ferrell
It will be next Wednesday at 6:13pm Eastern Time.
Dylan
Dylan and true originality is going to go back to south beach and join Giannis.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Marvin
Marvin, Cleveland on Monday.
Paulie
Paul, warriors Monday around 5pm Eastern.
Dan Patrick
He wants to make sure he hits the Sports center and around the horn. Or pti. I'm gonna say Tuesday. Tuesday at noon, Eastern. Cleveland Cavaliers. Yes, Dylan.
Caller/Listener
I forgot.
Dylan
I didn't get to say when he's going to do it. He's going to do it Sunday at 3 o' clock exactly. Right when the game kicks off.
Dan Patrick
Come on. Couple of phone calls here. The Colonel in Tampa is back. Hi, Colonel.
Caller/Listener
Daniel. Boys. Great show. Listen, you're hitting all the senses. I am salivating from the barbecue. You ruptured my eardrums with Fritzi's singing. Only to be salvaged by my fellow gamecock, Darius Rucker. Thank you very much. Go Cox. Darius.
Dan Patrick
Hey, Dan.
Caller/Listener
I was interested in your thoughts on Tampa Bay sports and the signing of Baker Mayfield in his contract.
Dan Patrick
I don't know what the numbers are that he wants. I know he's banged up last year, but I think he's proven that he is but a top 15 quarterback. That fair to say? I don't know what is commensurate to being a top 15 quarterback as far as salary. I thought that he and his agent did a smart thing. Find the sweet spot that allows you to stay with the team. Don't price yourself out. Make sure that you have a salary that makes you attractive instead of, oh, my God, we got to pay Kirk Cousins that you want to make sure that you have. I mean, you can get by on 35 to 40 million dollars. Not everybody has to reset the market. Yeah, Paulie.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Paulie
Two years ago, Baker Mayfield signed a three year, $100 million contract with Tampa,
Dan Patrick
and we thought that that 30 million was going to be the sweet spot there.
Dylan
Yes, Dylan, I feel like him and Sam Darnold have had very similar career arcs where they kind of bounced around, then landed on at least a competent franchise. But it feels, it still feels like you would take Baker over Sam Darnold, doesn't it?
Caller/Listener
A little bit.
Dan Patrick
It's weird to win a Super Bowl. It's weird to have a couple of, what, 13 win seasons and you still aren't sure about Sam Darnold. Like, did they win because of him? Did they win with him? It's just we saw him at the end of his Vikings career, and I think that still stays with people. I don't know what his numbers were in the Super Bowl. Like, they didn't have to be great. I don't think they were great, but I think there's still that. Can he win you games, or are you winning games with him as your quarterback? I still think that that's probably a fair assessment and maybe, Maybe it's unfair assessment, but that's how I, I view it, that people are going to go, okay, let me see you do it again. He might be that guy who's got to keep doing it again and again until he's done with his career. Yeah. Paulie.
Paulie
Sam Darnold has a three year, $101 million contract, a little more than Baker's. And it's fun. It's exactly a million more.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Paulie
And Sam Darnold last year in the playoffs, five touchdowns, zero picks.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. I mean, that's kind of what you want. I mean, it's. It's not, you know, Patrick Mahomes, but it's what you want. And no turnovers there. Yes, Dylan, But I do think it's
Dylan
like, it's kind of dumb to penalize guys for finally being on a decent team, you know, like, it's. You like to be like, what was it, the team around him. It's like. Well, that is often the case with any of the successful quarterbacks. So it's like.
Dan Patrick
But if he had been drafted by Seattle, he would have had a better career. Yeah. Because it was a better team. Like, he went to the Jets. He was the safe pick in that draft, it's like, hey, that's the guy you can count on. That's not foolproof when you go to the Jets. He wasn't jets proof. Jeremy in Dayton. Hi, Jeremy. What do you have for me?
Caller/Listener
Hey, Dan, how are you today?
Dan Patrick
Great, great, great.
Caller/Listener
All right. Three quick things for you. So I know saying this, I'm not ratting Darius out or anything, admitting to drinking before shows. I'd love to know how much he drank before the show when he thought
Dan Patrick
pretty Fritz.
Caller/Listener
He. Sorry. Sounded good. I mean, he must have been just a couple bottles in when he thought that.
Dan Patrick
Well, he's very generous. He's a very. You know, he thinks Todd can sing. He just thinks Todd has to have those earpieces in so you get to hear yourself.
Will Ferrell
If only it was that simple.
Dan Patrick
No, no, I think he truly believes that the next time you do it that you're able to put in the. The ear plugs or whatever they are. Oh, no, we had the earplugs in when you sang. Okay.
Yamanika Saunders
Wow.
Dan Patrick
Aaron in Fort Wayne. Then we'll take a break and bring in Will Ferrell.
Caller/Listener
Hey, Dan, Appreciate you taking my call. I want to thank you for standing up for Indiana Hoosiers yesterday. And I do want to point out, yes, the Knicks, they took over New York City, Indiana took over Pasadena, the Peach bowl in Atlanta, and then, I mean, overpowered the Miami fans in Miami. I mean, I had people sending me pictures from bars. There were just full of Hoosier fans. It was unbelievable. And then, I mean, the play of the year, of course, I'm a big OG Anunoby fan, but nobody blocked him out. I mean, he had just had a free run right to the rim where, I mean, Mendoza's play is a fourth down play where it's just make it or break it a gutsy call, where he just.
Dan Patrick
That that's a better play, a more dramatic play, a more meaningful play than OG Anunoby. I agree with you, but Jack Hughes won a gold medal, so, yeah, I guess you have to weigh out. Gold medal, national championship, and then you can have a debate. I don't think the Knicks are the team of the year. Like for me, Indiana, what they did, I mean, it's. It's not even the realm of possibilities when you think about Indiana football. And they won that title. What the Knicks did was great, meaningful, memorable, unbelievable teamwork. But Indiana winning a national title, like, it's. You got to be, I think over the age of 45 or 50 to go. Oh, man, you know, you don't understand the true impact of that. Yes, Marvin, I think there's two things,
Marvin
the New York factor and recency bias when it comes to the knicks winning those ESPYs.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I never thought I'd get into an argument or discussion about the SB Awards, but Paulie was all fired up when he realized that Indiana football didn't win an espy. Will Ferrell, who's taken part in the SP a few times, and he has a new series called the Hawk, and he'll talk about that, among other things. He'll join us next here. Dan Patrick Show Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick show, weekdays at 9am Eastern, 6am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartrad.
Ben Maller
Hey, it's Ben, host of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. Would mean a lot to have you join us on our weekly auditory journey. You're asking, what in God's name is the fifth Hour?
Dylan
I'll tell you.
Ben Maller
It's a spin off of the Ben Ma Show, a cold hit overnights on fsr. Why should you listen? Picture, if you will, a world where we chat with captains of industry in media, sports and more every week. Explore some amazing facts about human nature and more. Listen to the fifth hour with Ben Mather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
Castle 1021
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Dan Patrick
My first guest is Paris Hilton, Shakira, Luke and Yerin Samira E. Spicy.
Dylan
I'm so excited.
Will Ferrell
On the bouncy bed you have surprises, many surprises.
Dan Patrick
Welcome to Suite 305 where the group chat comes to life.
Kerry Brownstein
What up?
Dan Patrick
Hola, amiga. Hola mejo amiga.
Yamanika Saunders
Hola. What up?
Fred Armisen
Yes, se Mi amante.
Yamanika Saunders
Oof.
Caller/Listener
Oof.
Dan Patrick
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst.
Will Ferrell
It's lemonade.
Dan Patrick
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Fred Armisen
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland Podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable, believable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in one of the world's most notorious prisons. Imagine that you're Paul McCartney. It's 1980, you're an ex Beatle, and you're doing time in one of Japan's worst prisons right there alongside Yakuza gangsters. And for a ridiculous charge or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of, who is the artist? Lady Gaga is being accused of doing the unthinkable to after allegedly stealing her music and style to become famous. And what about that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped a serial killer? The man who had given her that ride she barely escaped from was Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Yamanika Saunders
If you come over here to play games, I'mma check you. Okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good, I'm gonna play you.
Chelsea Handler
Join Yamaneka Saunders as she breaks down the week's most prominent problematic stories on our new podcast. You're the Problem with Yamaneika.
Yamanika Saunders
Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was.
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New episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network.
Yamanika Saunders
If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.
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So join Yamaneke each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem?
Yamanika Saunders
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Dan Patrick
He's Will Ferrell. He has a sports comedy series that dropped yesterday. As they like to say, it's called the Hawk and he's A top golfer, he struggles to recapture the magic late in his career, refuses to believe he's anything other than one stroke away from golf's greatest comeback.
Will Ferrell
Yes.
Dan Patrick
The Hawk premiered on Netflix yesterday.
Will Ferrell
I. I'm a little overwhelmed because the.
Adam Silver
The.
Will Ferrell
The. The grandet. This amazing man cave.
Dan Patrick
So you came into the old cave. Yes, as Ron Burgundy.
Will Ferrell
Ron Burgundy used the converted dance studio.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Will Ferrell
Or the dance studio it was above. A dance studio.
Dan Patrick
It was a dance studio.
Will Ferrell
It was a dance studio.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Will Ferrell
More in kind of. Kind of downtown Milford.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, downtown.
Will Ferrell
And you guys used to take bumper shots out the window onto the street.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Will Ferrell
And that's where Ron was hanging out.
Dan Patrick
Still, the fact that you're there with, what, a six pack of Old English? Old English 40.
Adam Silver
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
And donuts.
Will Ferrell
And donuts.
Dan Patrick
And you were out there as Ron Burgundy, and people were driving by. No one is going to think Ron Burgundy is here.
Will Ferrell
No one's. No one's pausing to look at me. Just some weirdo in a mustache and a polyester suit. But I never told you this, and I never followed through on what was going to be my greatest Dan Patrick moment. I wanted to surprise you guys, not tell a soul, and stand out there one day during a sh. And just hope that you guys went to a bumper shot without knowing. And I was willing to pay the price if you never. I would stand out there for three hours with this. A cardboard sign that says, dan, can I ask. I have a question.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
And then hopefully, you guys would see me. Bring me in. And then I was gonna ask something. I think it was right around the time the Red Sox finally won the World Series. Again, I was gonna say, dan, here's my question. Do you think the Red Sox will ever break the curse? And then he'd be like, of course. It just happened. When. When did. How did I not hear about this? And I'd be like, well, that was my question. I was going to walk out and leave. Very Andy Kaufman. But I didn't follow through, by the way. I kick myself to this day.
Dan Patrick
Something's happened, though, because now it feels like you're a big deal. We had one of your people, and she sent an email.
Will Ferrell
Yes. You sent it back to me.
Dan Patrick
So she was asking everything about who was going to be there.
Will Ferrell
Right.
Dan Patrick
Security checks wanted, birth signs, horoscopes, colonoscopies. All of these things.
Will Ferrell
Yes.
Dan Patrick
And I was like, todd, tell her that I'm going to contact Will directly. So I. I sent you a screenshot of all the things she was asking you. Go, oh.
Will Ferrell
Oh, golly that, that was so.
Dan Patrick
I don't know if things have changed here.
Will Ferrell
She was just. That was a someone. Just part of my, my publicist team. Just trying to do a very thorough job and.
Dan Patrick
Has she been fired?
Will Ferrell
Oh, she has been banished. She has been. She's been told she will never work in publicity ever again.
Dan Patrick
And by the way, Will was a community ambassador for the LA World cup host committee. Gab at a round of applause for that.
Chelsea Handler
Right.
Dan Patrick
What. What exactly did you do?
Kerry Brownstein
It was.
Will Ferrell
I had to do so much. I. Most of it was in around so far the stadium. I was. I had to mow the field,
Caller/Listener
had
Will Ferrell
to clean the toilets, of course.
Dan Patrick
Wait, this wasn't like a Kawhi Leonard side job with the Clippers.
Will Ferrell
This was this. I don't know what my responsibilities were. They just. It was. I think it was me. It was Snoop Dogg, of course. Did I meet Snoop Dogg at a, at a commute? At a community ambassador function? No, no. Mia Ham.
Caller/Listener
Okay.
Dan Patrick
Kim Kardashian
Will Ferrell
was Kim. I don't know.
Dan Patrick
I don't know either.
Will Ferrell
Oh, okay.
Dan Patrick
Like Zac Efron.
Will Ferrell
No.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
And I just had to tape a video.
Dan Patrick
Zendaya? No.
Caller/Listener
Okay.
Will Ferrell
No.
Dan Patrick
Demi Moore? No. Okay.
Will Ferrell
No, no. I was. I was really the only kind of top celebrity. Yeah, I was the big name. I was the big fish.
Dan Patrick
When did you fall in love with soccer?
Will Ferrell
Since I was a kid. You know, I was. I was the weird kid who played AYSO soccer in 1975. Probably like 8 years old. My mom signed me up and said there's this thing, you want to play soccer? I'm like, do I have to? Because I wasn't like a little league kid or anything. And so I went out and I was, I was, you know, I played goalie at first. I remember I was the only kid who could had an attention span long enough to stand in the goal and.
Dan Patrick
But you're athletic.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. I don't know if you do anything well, but you are athletic.
Will Ferrell
I'm athletic. I was captain of the basketball team. Uni Hy Trojans.
Dan Patrick
Come on now. That felt like it was ceremonial.
Will Ferrell
1.2 points a game. I was, I was a strong six man defense, passing, rebounding.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
Knew I knew where to pass the ball.
Dan Patrick
Okay. But you know, were you funny back then?
Will Ferrell
Yeah, I was pretty funny.
Kerry Brownstein
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
No, I was funny. Of course I was.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Dan, what are we doing here?
Dan Patrick
Well, no, no, back then, yeah, I
Will Ferrell
was funny, but I was.
Dan Patrick
Were you class clown?
Will Ferrell
I was. I was.
Dan Patrick
This is because I was class clown.
Will Ferrell
You Were class clown?
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
I was voted best personality.
Dan Patrick
Would you rather be class clown or best personality?
Adam Silver
You know what?
Will Ferrell
Do you know what best personality equals? No girl will date you.
Caller/Listener
What happened?
Will Ferrell
Not sexy. Best personality does not get the chicks.
Dan Patrick
But what happened?
Adam Silver
You're just.
Will Ferrell
You're like, oh, you're so funny. You've got the best personality, but I don't want to kiss you.
Dan Patrick
So did you ever.
Will Ferrell
What about class clown? Yeah, See, I was a conscientious class clown, I think, because my. My. My mother's in education, so I knew I'd give the teacher a break if they gave me, like, the stink eye.
Dan Patrick
Okay. Were you a kicker on the football team?
Will Ferrell
I was. I was. From all the soccer.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
I was. I was a kicker. I was. I still hold the record for most field goals in a career at University High. Granted, we were 18 and 1 my senior year,
Dan Patrick
where you probably weren't in field goal range very often.
Will Ferrell
We were not. We were not.
Dan Patrick
So the Hawk, how's it come about?
Will Ferrell
The Hawk comes about really, as an exercise. First and foremost, wanting. Trying to think of a thing where I could work and. And shoot in la. That was. That was one goal. But I was always. I'd always kind of thought golf would be. You know, I know golf's been visited a lot, but I was always. I was always watched golf and thought, God, this game is just pure torment. And, you know, it'd be fun from a comedic level to get inside the mind of not only a golfer, but the entire family and how there's just no relief. It's. It's funny. You talk to these guys, and Ricky Fowler did a bit on our show, and I was talking about the US Open out in LA that he almost got. I was like, go, God, Ricky, I was pulling for you. He was like, I was pulling for me. And you realize, like, he goes, yeah, there's nothing. You. I just. I had my best. My worst day on the. On the last day. Otherwise, I played. I played three perfect days. And it.
Marvin
You.
Will Ferrell
You realize, oh, if they win three times, four times a year, that's a great year.
Caller/Listener
The.
Will Ferrell
And the rest is. It's just pure torment. They're never happy.
Dan Patrick
But if I said, you know, they have to do it live, like, I have such great admiration if I go see a Broadway show, right. Like, I get emotional because I'm watching, like, John Lithgow on Broadway recently, right. Like, I'm watching that happen. There's no takes. Yep. You know?
Marvin
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
What if you had to do your job? Acting where it's live, not live to tape or. I've done it like snl.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Is.
Will Ferrell
That's a version.
Dan Patrick
Have you done Broadway?
Will Ferrell
I did, I did. I've only done it once. I did George Bush as a one man show and that was 80 minutes of my. Of on stage. And I used to, I used to stand in the wings of the stage every night. Even though this was, it's my once again self inflicted wound. My idea. I got really excited about, you know, performing George Bush one, one last time. And I would stand in like 5 minutes before curtain going, will, why did you decide to do this? This is the worst. And by the end of the night, I was saying, this is the best and hardest thing you'll ever do. And thank God I'm doing it. So I'd ride that wave before every show and it wouldn't go away. And I did, I did what was considered a smaller run, 64 shows, but it's still two and a half months. And. But yeah, it's, it's, it's as thrilling a thing. And you're looking out. And I would have to make sure I didn't make eye contact with the audience because I would get really distracted and I would look out in the crow. I'd be like, I'd have a really good show where I felt really confident, like, oh, I'm gonna really play with the audience. And I'd look right into the eyes of. Wait a minute, is that Serena Williams with Common? Oh, look away.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
And then one, one show, I look, I looked. I was like, God, that guy in the fisherman's sweater looks a lot like Sting. Like, that is Sting. Okay, focus, focus. You know, so I, I was like, don't look at the crowd.
Dan Patrick
But on Saturday Night Live, you'd see the crowd. You do you.
Will Ferrell
Yes and no. It's. The crowd's kind of hidden from you in a weird way. That studio is really small. It's only about 270 people. And, and you're, you're really focused on those cue cards.
Dan Patrick
So how often do you ignore the cue cards on Saturday night?
Will Ferrell
Hardly ever. It's so, it's so down to the minute.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Marvin
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
So you can't stray.
Will Ferrell
You, you really can't. Unless, unless you're in that zone of where everyone's starting to lose it and you're, and you know, we've seen these sketches where people start to break and crack up and then you could maybe add a line to get things back on track. But no, it's so timed Out. It'd be a hard thing to do.
Dan Patrick
It felt like Chris Farley would stray.
Will Ferrell
Chris would stray. Yeah. But we didn't stray that much. We didn't stray.
Dan Patrick
He's the Hawk. Cameos in the series.
Will Ferrell
Ricky, Tony Finau.
Dan Patrick
No, I was asking for one.
Paulie
Oh. Oh.
Dylan
Oh.
Dan Patrick
Oh. Well, that was awkward.
Will Ferrell
Yeah. No, we're good, Dan.
Dan Patrick
Okay. What has to happen for Sandler to allow me to be in one?
Ben Maller
I don't know.
Will Ferrell
Say I need to get a piece of paper.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Will Ferrell
Some sort of documentation, because I'm watching
Dan Patrick
your movies now, and I feel like that's a role that you could. Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Tackle.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. And we've been friends along. We really have.
Will Ferrell
I just don't want. I don't want the Sandman to look at you sideways.
Dan Patrick
Do you think something feeling. Would something happen to our friendship if all of a sudden I'm in your milieu.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
And I steal a scene or something that would know.
Will Ferrell
I would. I would love that. That would be great. That would not be a threat to
Dan Patrick
me because I'm retiring and I'm going to have a lot of free time. Free time.
Will Ferrell
Have you spoken to Sandler about it?
Dan Patrick
Yes, I have.
Will Ferrell
Oh, and is he. Is he good with it?
Dan Patrick
Green light.
Will Ferrell
Okay.
Dan Patrick
Thumbs up.
Will Ferrell
All right.
Dan Patrick
I think he wants to get rid of me. He's done. It's. It's been 21 movies.
Will Ferrell
That's an incredible run.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. And I have Grown Ups 3 coming up in September, and I can't tell you the plot.
Will Ferrell
Oh, come on.
Dan Patrick
I'm not gonna. Just. I'm not gonna spoil.
Will Ferrell
Just a taste.
Dan Patrick
Nope. Not gonna do it. Oh, not. It's kind of like Godfather 3, but any questions you had from Grown Ups 2 will be answered in groups.
Will Ferrell
By the way, Godfather 3, the best of the Godfathers.
Dan Patrick
Let's face it, we had Brian.
Will Ferrell
I skipped a three. Don't even watch the first two.
Dan Patrick
Brian Bumgardner, who played Kevin on the Office. Yeah. He wants to be buried at sea in Lake Tahoe, Not a Viking funeral.
Will Ferrell
Oh, that. That's his.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. He told me that last week. And I go, ah, that's dark. But he.
Will Ferrell
Well, he's a decent golfer. I've heard.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. He plays well.
Will Ferrell
Okay.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Kerry Brownstein
Okay.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, he loves it.
Adam Silver
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
He loves the game.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Buried at sea at Lake Tahoe.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Huh.
Dan Patrick
Like Fredo. Oh, was he.
Will Ferrell
I see. I forget.
Dan Patrick
Fredo was like Tahoe.
Will Ferrell
Oh, that's right. That's right.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. They took him out.
Will Ferrell
They took him out.
Dan Patrick
They took him out and they took him out
Caller/Listener
where?
Will Ferrell
I wonder if they have that. I wonder if that lodge still exists up there at Lake Tahoe.
Dan Patrick
I think it does. Okay. Yeah.
Yamanika Saunders
Okay.
Dan Patrick
But you got to sign up for the Fredo ride. Yeah. Right this way. It was the Fredo ride. I'm always fascinated when people ask you about sequels, but it feels like Hollywood is all about sequels.
Will Ferrell
Right.
Dan Patrick
Because. All right, you proved. So why don't we. Sequels make me nervous.
Will Ferrell
It's. Yeah, it's a. It's a.
Dan Patrick
Like I wouldn't want elf2.
Will Ferrell
No, I, I put the kibosh on that.
Dan Patrick
Step Brothers. I would like that because I'm. I was so fascinated.
Will Ferrell
Right.
Dan Patrick
With, you know, the partnership there.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
But, yeah, like old school. You can't have.
Will Ferrell
We did, we did. We did. I think a very funny sequel to Anchorman. Anchorman two.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Even though it doesn't get mentioned as. As much as the first one. Yeah. I mean, it's a. It's a very easy kind of piece of IP that they can go to and they know they'll have a built in audience and they. So that's why you see so many.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, I always wonder about that because we always go, well, it's not as good as the original. Like, Godfather 2 is the only one that I think competes with the original. It feels like. I don't know if any other ones come to mind for you, but when you're talking about.
Will Ferrell
Well, the Star wars ones, I guess. Right? Those, those.
Dan Patrick
I never saw them, but they're not really sequels. They're.
Will Ferrell
They're continuations.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw Star Wars. I never saw Lord of the Rings. I never. I never saw any of those things.
Will Ferrell
Booty Call, too. Return to the Booty. That one. I think that one holds.
Dan Patrick
I saw that one. Yeah, I love that one.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Jamie Foxx is in that one, I think. Serena Williams.
Will Ferrell
No, he's not in this.
Dan Patrick
He's not in that.
Will Ferrell
They couldn't get him.
Dan Patrick
Kevin Hart says you're the funniest guy I know.
Will Ferrell
It's very sweeter. Kevin.
Dan Patrick
Great.
Will Ferrell
I saw Kevin at the ESPYs.
Dan Patrick
Oh, you did?
Will Ferrell
Backstage. Yeah.
Dan Patrick
How about the ESPIes? It's the greatest night in sports.
Will Ferrell
It is the greatest nights in sports.
Dan Patrick
How about twins?
Adam Silver
The.
Dan Patrick
The audio and Kevin Hart?
Will Ferrell
Yeah, I love Kevin. I had a great time. The one movie we did and you know, we need to get the band back together. I'm still trying to figure out something with Sandler.
Dan Patrick
Do you want me to help?
Will Ferrell
I would love that. Then, then we. You could finally. We could, finally.
Dan Patrick
But then it'd still be a Sandler movie, huh?
Marvin
Okay.
Dan Patrick
But if you want me to help you get into a Sandler movie.
Will Ferrell
I need part in a Sandler movie.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Wait, are things going okay in your career?
Will Ferrell
We'll see.
Dan Patrick
Like Hawks, if reviews are great.
Will Ferrell
It's number one on Netflix.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
Right now.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
We'll see if it gets picked up. Make sure you watch at home.
Dan Patrick
By the way, where are you going this weekend?
Will Ferrell
I'm gonna go. Well, right after this, and you're invited. I'm going to a corporate event for lay's potato chips.
Dan Patrick
Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you.
Will Ferrell
Finally.
Dan Patrick
Yes.
Marvin
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
So I'm gonna go do that.
Dan Patrick
Are you dressed? Are you going like that with your Dodge?
Will Ferrell
I'm ready to go. I'm gonna go.
Dan Patrick
That's all you got to do. And you get to sign autographs.
Will Ferrell
I get to. And I get to take some pictures. Things called selfies.
Dan Patrick
Oh, that is a lot. And chips.
Will Ferrell
I'll get plenty of chips.
Dan Patrick
Chips.
Will Ferrell
But this is all a precursor because I'm going to go to the World Cup Final on Sunday at the Meadowland. Yes.
Dan Patrick
Where are your seats?
Will Ferrell
I have no idea.
Dan Patrick
Are you in a skybox?
Will Ferrell
I probably am.
Dan Patrick
Who are you pulling for?
Will Ferrell
I'm going to pull for Spain because I, you know, I'm. I just kind of want to see a little. Little change. They played so well against France.
Dan Patrick
They did.
Will Ferrell
They were. They were incredible. Now, maybe that was their best game.
Dan Patrick
They are frustratingly great.
Castle 1021
Yes.
Dan Patrick
Like, they. They just kind of, you know, play great defense. I have Messi.
Will Ferrell
I never have. I never have.
Dan Patrick
Sorry about that.
Will Ferrell
But I talked to Steve Carell, who has met Messi because Steve was in the. I was in the domestic campaign for lay's potato chips. Steve was in the foreign campaign. Apparently, Messi was in. And Messi has a rule that he. When he hits the set. You got 30 minutes with Messi.
Dan Patrick
And that's it.
Will Ferrell
And that's it. So there was a. A friend frenzy of activity to hurry up and get all the shots with Messi. Otherwise, he's out.
Dan Patrick
He's.
Will Ferrell
Vamos.
Dan Patrick
We are meat Friday.
Adam Silver
Me.
Will Ferrell
I'm.
Ben Maller
This is.
Will Ferrell
I dreamed of being here for me Friday. And we got it. We got to start talking about Ryder
Dan Patrick
cup of us going to.
Castle 1021
Yeah, I know.
Dan Patrick
You brought that up.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
That's in Ireland.
Will Ferrell
That's in Ireland. That's next. That's next. August. When is it usually, Paulie, when is it?
Paulie
September 17th through 19th. 2027. Adair Manor in Limerick.
Will Ferrell
Adair Manor.
Dan Patrick
I've been to Adair. Gorgeous.
Will Ferrell
Gotta be.
Dan Patrick
Yeah.
Will Ferrell
There's not a part. Have you ever heard anyone say, oh, that one part of Ireland? Not gorgeous.
Caller/Listener
Bad.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. No.
Will Ferrell
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Yeah. Okay.
Will Ferrell
Are we gonna get.
Dan Patrick
I'll give it some thought.
Paulie
What?
Dan Patrick
Let me get this Sandler movie out of the way. I'll have, you know, press, you know, fore I have to do. It's the hall.
Will Ferrell
I want to come do your press with you.
Dan Patrick
Lonnie.
Castle 1021
Yeah.
Dan Patrick
Lonnie Hawkins. And of course, Will is the star. He refuses to. Lonnie refuses to believe he's anything other than one stroke away from golf. Greatest comeback.
Will Ferrell
I brought hats for everyone.
Dan Patrick
The Hawk premiered on Netflix yesterday. It's very popular. We'll take a break. If you're watching on Peacock, we're headed to the outdoor kitchen. It's Meat Friday. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows@foxsportsradio.com and within the iHeartRadio app, search FSR to listen live. Oh, what a day. What a day. My thanks to Darius Rucker and also Will Ferrell coming into the man cave. They're out there. Meet Friday. I told him, you guys keep eating. I gotta go back in and close up shop here. Yes, Dylan.
Dylan
I thought you were talking to all of us.
Dan Patrick
No, I. I walked in and I'm going, where is everybody? And then Dylan goes, I thought you were saying we could stay out for meat Friday. Maybe we. What about Writer cup next September in. In Ireland?
Dylan
Absolutely.
Will Ferrell
In.
Marvin
In.
Dan Patrick
Because Will has brought that up before. And anytime I mention something on the air, he'll follow up, usually with a text message when I said we were going to go to Ireland years ago. And then he goes, hey, you let me know. I'm there. And he stayed in touch anytime. And he'd go, hey, any other thought given to going to Ireland? And then I'd revisit it. And then finally we found a place. We found a reason going on Notre Dame and Navy, and he went over there, you know, on his own dime. He flew over, he said, look, I gotta leave on Friday. I can't do Friday's show. It's my dad's birthday. By the way, Will had his birthday yesterday. I think he turned 59. So great to see him. He's been a friend, him and Darius, for. For a long, long time. A dare manor. Rebecca Lowe, who's done an incredible job hosting the World Cup. She will join us on Monday to wrap things up about this day in sports history.
Paulie
Paul, just one for you, Dan. 1994, Brazil won his fourth World cup in soccer. They defeated Italy 32 on PKS. 1994.
Dan Patrick
1990, Bo Jackson hit three home runs, drove in seven. And in that same game, Deion Sanders had an inside the park home run at Yankees. Royals beat the Yankees. Tiger won his 10th major. He went wire to wire to win the Open Championship at St. Andrews by five shots over Colin Montgomery. Final results of the poll question, Dylan.
Dylan
Well, then, should pro golfers be able to rip heaters on the course? 72% say yeah, duh.
Dan Patrick
Okay.
Dylan
And would you rather play golf with Darius Rucker or Lonnie the Hawk? Darius Rucker is actually edging out. Lonnie the Hawk.
Dan Patrick
I think we already picked our World Cup. I'm. I'm rooting for Messi. He got this far. I want him to win the Cup. Like Spain. Okay. Yes, Don.
Will Ferrell
Spain's gonna win two to one.
Dylan
Okay, Dylan, I'm pulling for Spain. They're gonna win one zip.
Dan Patrick
It's one nil, Paul.
Paulie
Argentina, one one. They win it in pk.
Dan Patrick
Whoa. Marvin.
Marvin
Spain, three, two.
Dan Patrick
They're stacked. Todd, what'd you learn today?
Will Ferrell
Darius Rucker would really like to perform someday with Sir Paul McCartney.
Dan Patrick
Okay, Dylan, you get 30 minutes with Massey and that's it. Vamos. Marvin.
Marvin
Will won Best Personality.
Dan Patrick
Yeah, but not class clown.
Paulie
Paul Will had a Broadway show.
Dan Patrick
Todd, what did I learn?
Will Ferrell
Austin, Louisiana says Shane Irving looks like a middle aged Orson.
Dan Patrick
He does, he does. Wow. My thanks to the entire crew, the camera crew, the sound people who made this show sound and look great. Thank you, everybody. Have a great weekend. Talk to you Monday.
Yamanika Saunders
This is an iHeart podcast.
Dan Patrick
Guaranteed Human.
Date: July 17, 2026
Podcast: The Dan Patrick Show
Host: Dan Patrick
Guest: Will Ferrell
This episode of The Dan Patrick Show’s third hour blends sports talk, humor, and celebrity insight. Dan and his team dissect hot sports questions (notably, LeBron James’ future), banter about jobs of respect in sports, and are later joined by Will Ferrell, who discusses his new Netflix sports comedy series, The Hawk. The hour pivots between lively sports debates, insider stories, and Will Ferrell’s comedic perspective on golf, sequels, and his own career.
(Starts ~23:43; full interview: 23:43–43:07)
The hour is typical of the Dan Patrick Show—irreverent, insider-y, and loaded with genuine rapport among Dan, the crew, listeners, and celebrity guests. Will Ferrell’s segment is particularly rich, mixing self-deprecating humor with thoughtful industry insight and heartfelt sports fandom. Laugh-out-loud moments are frequent, but there is also shrewd commentary on sports media, celebrity culture, and what drives both in 2026.
If you missed this hour, you missed an energetic debate on LeBron’s NBA future, playful sports hypotheticals (and hierarchy of jobs), and a candid, often hilarious interview with Will Ferrell about his new golf comedy, Hollywood ambitions, and his deep roots as a sports fan and performer. You’ll also catch unique insights into how sports and pop culture intersect, making this a quintessential episode of The Dan Patrick Show.